VV u( " V . .. , r-4,' :1 - ' -W1- . -- -' ZTbe iDatfo IFlebraefcan fi VOL. m. NO. 39 UNIVERSITY OF NEBRASKA, LINCOLN, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER J3, J903. v; 1 PRICE 3 CENTS r N : : p. CARNIVAL AT HAND Faculty Sprightly and Active for This Afternoon's Event. This afternoon the faculty will ralae tholr standards to the skies and mjike tho athletic field the scene of a noble, grand. Imposing pageant, Including In its entirely all of the whirl of the mid way r,nd all tho excitement of valorous and stout-limbed warriors striving dil Igontly for tho mastery In various athletic events; and even as an angry cow pursues a venturesome canine and drives it howling forth from the con fines of her domains, will our beloved and respected professors range up and down the field in a wild effort to bring death and destruction to all that may come In their way, caring little upon whom they may leave their Impress juBt as long as they succeed in leav ing any at all, and when tho smoke of battle haa cleared away from the earli er strifes then will certain grave and dignified members of the faculty don tholr pads and mits and take up their bats In an honest effort to show the public what a baseball game Is like; while sandwiched in between a num ber of Important events will be a fool ball game In which blood and broken limbs will be the predominating fea tures; all these things will happen this afternoon In the presonce of the multi tudes In the grandstand and non-par-tlclpatlng members of the faculty lined up along tho wire fence In their Sun day clothes, ready to hoot their rivals In their own departments and applaud when thoy meet injury or disgrace. The faculty have granted a half holi day to the students, and we would be guilty of tho basest Ingratitude If we do not appreciate their kindness and como out and watch them per form. All tho ponaltles provided be fore are still In effect and better means will be found for enforcing them. Any studont who Is not able to tell his in structors wherein they excelled at this event will receive no credit for his se mester's work; for his inability to como up to expectations win be taken as evidence that ho did not attend. Through the kindness of one of the faculty wo are enabled to present to our readers the program that Includes so many soul-stirring events. To begin there will general exer cises in tho Midway, just inside the gate. Thore will bo a weight guessing contest In which Professors Ross and Thompson will use their enormous rea soning powers alitl Imagination, In seeing which can come nearest the mark. The Bcales to bo instrumental in this combat of science and Intellect will stand upon a mound, so that -none of the faculty will bo making thera bcIvcb troublesome by climbing on to got weighed. Tho electric woman will bo there In all her glory, ready to do marvels. There will bo nigger babies, but whether they are to kiss or throw at wo havo not been informed. Tho for mer attraction would draw better. Can dles, peanuts, pop corn and chewing gum will bo on sale, but the sale of intoxicating drinks will not bo al lowed. Dr. Bolton has some hair rais ing cabinet tricks of such a character as to fill us with all such an abiding fooling of awo and superatltutlon that wo will all be afraid to venture out alono nfter dark for several weeks to como. Professor Clapp will give an exhibi tion of magic tricks that will bo well worth seeing, being of gonulno merit, and he will be abundantly able to make ub wonder as to how on earth It's all dono, anyhow. Thon will como tho baseball game the game that will decido tho cham pionship of the world. Professors Barber and Clements have shown high qualities of courage and daring In con senting to act as umpires, but they Ijave refused to ghe out the personel of their bodyguard, although It is ex pected that tue Lincoln police will be on hand to help, as they are accus tomed to act conspicuously at carni vals. Professor Spencer's team will line up as follows: Fogg, p.; Loveland, ss.; Votaw, 2b.; Condra, c. ; Spencer, lb.; Barker, c. f.; ane, 3.b; Dean, 1. f. ; Hinman, r. f. Dr. Ward's line-up is given out as being subject to changes, but It looks like the following: Heald. p ; Bar leer, ?s. ; Ward, 2l).; Mellck. c; II. R. Smith, lb.; Caldwell, c. f. ; Candy, 3b.; Persinger, 1. f. ; and F. W. Smith, r. f. Dr. Barbour and Max Wcstermann will be on hand to fill any gaps that may occur and assure the success of the game. There will be a large number of races. Dr. Pound and Pi of essor Taylor will raiEe clouds of dust In a madcap chape down the field to the goal post, and according to the present arrange ments, the first over the line will be de claicd the winner. They will go around the grounds twice and then proceed to fight it with wheelbarrows. The walking race will be an Inspir ing event, In which Doctors Davis. Luckey and Engberg (?) will show amazing vigor in covering ground, al though it is feared that the Humane Society may find grounds to interfere for tho prevention of cruelty. A sack race will be fought out among Profes bors Emerson and Bolton and Dr. Eng kcig. The winner of this race will be allowed to keep IiIr Eack for his pains An obstacle lace and a hobby borbe i ace are also scheduled. And now the wheelbarrow race. This will be a grand event and the price of admission Is worth It alone. Each of tho participants has acquired superhu man skill In handling a wheelbarrow, and has been chasing pedestrians on the back streets of Lincoln for the past two weeks and bringing home gro ceries for their wives and running up grocery bills Just for the sake of hav ing something to do. Tho multitudes will gaze with bated breath at the six champions as they line up this after noon in their gladitorial suits. In this event Professors Sweezy, Hodgman, Miller, Dann, Chatburn and French will take part. They all report them selves in good condition, although ex planatory complaints of headaches, corns, disabled limbs, etc., will be pre valent after the race is over. Just before going to pross last night we heard that there was to be a hammer-throwing contest. Professors Ross and Caldwell, we understand, will handle the Instruments, and wiie net ting will be stretclfed along In front of the grandstand to prevent any of the speptatorB being decupitated through an error in judgment on tho part of one of the contestants In direct ing his Instrument. An account of tills gieat event will be Incorporated In the next edition of Professor Caldwell's "History of the United States," and future historians, In reaL.ng this ac count will doubtless wonder If the witness of this event was. entirely un biased. And the horse tho high school horse that has passed through all tho grades of experience and now stands at the top of tho list In the higher branches of education. Professor Taylor will manage two accomplished horses, and put them through a quiz that will bring out all tholr good points In ex cellent Btyle. One of these "Prince" Is a magnificent specimen of an ani mal, being a one-half bred Cleveland Bay roadster and coach horse. He will do tho side step and describe circles and plrouteo like a ballet dancer. He will also show on a fancy gallop, al ternating from right to left. "Dandy," the other, Is one-half bred roadster, and is also an accomplished side-stepper. Describing circles and plrouetlng are also on the list of bis attainments, and he will perform the Spanish walk, the flguro 8 and the enke walk. This event will be genuinely fine, and will bo one of tho most en tertaining features on the day's pro gram. The football gamo will be a terrific contest, from which no one is expected to emerge unimpaired in mind and body. Judging from reports that both sides are circulating concerning their strength, after the kick-off they will mix up In tho middle of tho field with shoulders locked and stay there until sundown, as we can not flguro out, on paper at least, how one side can expect to budge the other. We havo reached this conclusion becauso the word of a faculty member Is too sacred to be doubted. Dr. Condra and Oeorgo Shedd will settle the Issue with the boxing gloves If the score results in a tie. Fol lowing Is the line-up: Condra. Shedd. Walto q Emerson Votaw r, g Dorman Aylsworth 1. g Sheldon Almy, Feo r. t Morltz Hanna It Engberg Evans r. o Pound Congdon 1. e Cook Wolcott r. h Lano Clapp l. h Crabtree Wallace Condra f . b Shedd Bolton c.b Moore WIN SPLENDID GAME. Seniors Overcome Juniors by a S ore of 6 to 0. The first game of the inter-class championship series was played yester day afternoon before as large and en thusiastic a crowd as ever watched a class game. The final score was 6 to 0 in favor of the Seniors. They had tho hotter of the game most of tho time, although the Juniors showed surprising strength at times and kept things pretty Inter esting throughout. Tho score was made about tho middle of tho second half, Myers making the touchdown by a 10-yard run through right tackle. For tho Seniors Vaaoy and Newton in the line played an excellent gamo. Burdette Lewis at center also played a pietty good gamo for a man unused to the science of football. All three of the back field men, Elliott, MacDon ald and Myers, did excellent work, rip ping off from 3 to 10 yards almost every time, they were called on. I undln was the best ground gainer for the Juniors, and Gould, quarter back, returned punts In nlco shape. '1 he game had boon diligently pushed by Harrison, manager of the Senior team, and Beers, manager of the Ju niors. Caps for the winning team are al leady assured as nearly enough to buy them was made at the game yesterday. The Seniors carried the ball most of the time, while the Juniors often lost It on downs. The Senior goal was not in danger at any time and thoy feel that they can keep It from being crossed t!.ls season. They feel ,qultc encouraged and are anxious to eat up the winners of tho rreshman-Sopho-more game. - Tho time of the two halves woh twenty minutes. Cy Mason and Stein alternated as referee apd umpire. Glee Club Business Meeting The Glee club held its regular week ly business meeting In U. 107 Tuesday evening, followed by a rehearsal. The only Important matter taken up was concerning suits. Final consideration of it was deferred until neit mooting. Tho citizens of Lincoln are beginning to take an interest In i.ie club, as a number of thorn were present as audi ence at Tuesday evening's rehearsal. Laundry Club at the Co-Op. OFF FOR KANSAS Team Left This Morning for the Home of the Jayhawkers. Word came from Kansas at about 10 u lock yesterday morning thnt they hud waived tholr protest and tho gamo would bo played. So after a lengthy and unpleasant buslneHS with the Kansas authorities all is In readiness for the t,ame. Kansas showed a very unploasaut face by refusing to accept the verdict rendered by our athletic board when the churge was preferred against the players It Is customary 'o accept, tho opinion of such a boaid and r.iaily all Universities and colleges recognize this fact. The team left at 9:15 this morning over the Missouri Pacific road. They will spend the night In Kansas City and go on to Lawrence Saturday. Tho excursion leaves over the Union Pacific tonight nt 11 o'clock. The round trip will be $3.00. For those desiring sleepers thero will he four tourists' sleepers attached to the train. Tho rates for berths will probably be $1.00 each way. So one can go there and back In a sleeper for $5.00, a very reasonable amount. The band goes to Kansas and with the assistance of the large squad of rooterB which will go, will be nble to give the Jayhawkers a lesHon or two In the art of rooting. The practice last night was short and comparatively light. All the men were out, excepting Cotton, who has been on the sick llBt for the pasl week. There was no line-up against tho Scrubs. Signal practice only was gone through, but this was full of life and strength. Tho team goes to Kansas with tho support of tho student body behind It. We send them there to win and wo know they will. When they return let every one who possibly can be at tho stntlon to welcome them and show that wo are Interested and appreciate what they aro doing for tho University. Hurt in Gymnasium. While playing basket ball yesterday evening In the gymnasium Antone Lott received an Injury that rendered him unconscious for some time. Whllo In pursuit of the ball ho collided with great force with a man swinging on tho rings, receiving a severe blow on the temple and being knocked violently to tho floor. It was some tlmo before he recovered consciousness and was able to walk home, but ho Is now about again in good health and spirits. It is a miracle that more accidents of this kljid have not happened, as many make It a practice of swinging on tho rings when tho teams are playing basket ball. Instructor Snantz met his class in agricultural botany for the first time on Wednesday. At tho tlmo there. w'as just enough to tako up all of the micro scopes, and as a consequence Profes sor BeBsey is anxiously looklng-about for more Instruments to send out to the school. It begins to look as though another purchase, of microscopes would have to be made very Boon. Marshull & Richards, hair cutting, massage, shaving etc., 139 So. 13th. Don Cameron's lunch counter for good service. Stevens and Neville, 1330 O St., Man ufacturers ofclgars. Billiard. Lincoln Transfer Co. Baggage. 'Phone, 17C. LeralngX ice cream and candy; 11th and L Sts. rr' j K ,r b"-W 1 5. ti A "A , m ' r , , :. iteto '.-4irrT i.v- . j.- tw t4l'&A - -, -, iwr .- j7.2-zt n rimmsrJn