The Conservative * A close observer DEPENDS. will not fail to note that the lamenta- tious over the high price of beef and the corresponding increase in the value of fat cattle , emanate principally from the manufacturing centers. The agricul turalist may , for once , view the situa tion with great equanimity. It makes a vast difference whose ox is being butchered. Many a tart dish NICELY BLENDED , becomes palatable when sweetened , and the element of acidity adds to the delight of the epicure. And when battle-scarred veterans of the lost cause meet in reunion to sing "Dixie" and "America , " the singing of the former gives added sweetness and strength to the latter. "Dixie" without "America" is little relished by many Americans , while "America" unaccompanied by the soug of the Sunny South is not spiced to the taste of some who reside in the shadow of the palmetto. Blend ed , the airs of the North and South are emblematic of reunion of two once mutually inimical peoples. Neither ineauiug- "BEEFING. " less invective nor purposeless denun ciation will cause the promoters of the beef trust a moment's uneasiness. Spumescent oratory or denunciatory editorial lucubrations are alike power less to cure this , or any other , evil. The editorial table fairly groans be neath its load of exchanges containing columns of lugubrious twaddle about this monster ; not one proposes a rem edy , or gives a sufficiently lucid descrip tion of this new species of octopus to allow of plans being made to destroy him. him.When When the beef trust is old enough for us to judge its character , it will be overcome , if it needs overcoming ; but the author of its downfall will be a man with a purpose and a plan. Neither oratorical nor editorial maledictions have the slightest effect upon an octo pus , simply because on octopus is con structed to withstand them. "Everybody over WANTED THE ton" in this couu- FACTS1 try is pleased to learn that General Smith will bo tried for the crimes committed by subordinates in com pliance with his directions. But , because good citizens unani mously demand a full investigation of this most deplorable affair , it by no means follows that they cry for the conviction of the accused. Quite to the contrary , if there is a circum stance or- chain of circumstances which could possibly justify the pro mulgation of such an extraordinary order as General Smith is alleged to have issued , the country will read those facts with avidity. If the inhabitants of Samar are by nature so wild and ferocious that the soldiery is forced to adopt such drastic tactics , the fact is surely of value , solely from a historical stand point. The history to bo studied by generations of unborn Samarites will bo much bettor balanced if the chap ter containing a chronological report of the operations of the Waller puni tive expedition is followed by fjn- ether chapter containing ample jus tification for the remarkable methods employed by those in command , and it is the data for this chapter that is now very much in demand. Once upon a time PERVERSE. there lived a man who had a herd of swine to be tended , and a well to bo walled up with stone. The swine being wild and unruly , he selected a slender youth of remarkable activity , and known to possess keen judgment and foresight , to watch them. The well being deep and the stones heavy , he em ployed at this labor a broad-backed lad of great strength and endurance. After instructing each in his duties , and cautioning them not to interfere one with the other , he betook him to the village to market some fat cattle , well satisfied that upon his return he would find the swine feeding quietly in their pasture , and the well far advanced. His cattle going quietly , and a pur chaser being quickly found , the farmer was enabled to reach his home at a much earlier hour than he had expected. Imagine his surprise to find the stout , sluggish youth toiling laboriously after the swine , which he was unable to come up with or keep within bounds , while the slender , active lad tugged with might and main at a huge stone which his strength hardly sufficed to stir. Leaving this picture of another country and another day , turn to that of our generals who are appointed to fight , but insist upon talking , and our senators , who are chosen to talk and reason , but persist in fighting. But , after all , senators and generals are but great , overgrown boys , and as the old-time chastised his - peasant per verse servants with his staff , so the president must inflict punishment upon those generals who will talk instead of fighting , and those senators who will fight instead of talking. The injection of PARTISAN MUNI- politics into muuic- CIPAL GOVERNipal campaigns is MBNT. as needless as it is fruitful of evil. Factional feeling has prompted the recently elected mayor of Kansas City to remove Chief Hale , the vet eran fireman whose fame has spread beyond the borders of Missouri and the nation ; a man in whoso record of more than thirty years of continuous service there is not one black page. He has been retired to make room for a successor who owes his promotion more to his political activity than to his fire fighting ability which , how ever , is not inconsiderable. This official decapitation of a faithful servant who has done his full duty at home , and startled Europeans with the exhibitions he has given them of the efficacy of American apparatus and men , is only one example of the folly of allowing partisan , feeling to govern in affairs municipal. It would have been equally sensible to have discarded one of the engines , because the maker chanced to oppose the election of the successful candidate. A good chief is certainly as essential as a good engine , and the people are as much entitled to the services of the best man , as of the best device. The charges of TRANSPORTS extravagance in the OF PLEASURE , transport service find substantiation in the following list of expenditures in connection with the refitting of the Han cock : One small brass bed , $44 ; four pillows , $16.40 ; three bat curtains , $62.70 ; 285 yards of carpet , $471.50 ; one chair , $46.75 ; three chairs , $132 ; skirt round commander's bed , $9.35. These are but a few items. Americans do not favor a niggardly policy in dealing with faithful guard ians , and money expended for their comfort and convenience is little be grudged by those who realize that the lot of a sailor is hard enough at best. Consequently little exception would be taken to the above if it was thought that the gallant commander of the palatial Hancock could secure $16.40 worth of added repose by resting his over-worked head upon those downy pillows , or stretching his soldierly frame upon the $44 brass bedstead. If his morning grog will taste the sweeter be cause he sips it while reclining upon the soft , yielding cushions of that $46.75 chair , or even one of the three which cost $132 ; if his tired eye finds relief in resting upon those $62.70 curtains and that $9.35 bed-skirt , or his gout is'in a measure relieved by treading a $471.50 carpet , the country would unhesitatingly declare the money well spent ; but there is every reason to suspect that the prin cipal beneficiary of all this luxuriousness - ness is the contractor who supplies the furniture and draperies , and as he is not a naval hero , nor yet a public serv ant , common citizens are somewhat dubious as to the advisability of allow ing preferred contractors to take passage for the island of Monte Ohristo , upon an American transport.