The Conservative (Nebraska City, Neb.) 1898-1902, October 24, 1901, Page 11, Image 11
Cbe Conservative * 11 porsition once I've hoard it a thous and times. I'd like to run across the follcr that could show mo what it's standin' on. Hanged if I can sec any legs under it. Genius. ' ' The time I wont to South Dakoty I had a couple of hours to spare in New York , and I wont down and tuk a look at that 'ore Brooklyn Bridge. Do you know the fust thing that come into my head when I seen that bridge ? I says to myself , says I , 'That wasn't made by no man. That's as much of a meraclo as anything I over read of in the Bible. ' If I had stuck to that idco I wouldn't be no foolisher than them is who says a man can11 bo a millionaire without robbin' somebody. The buildin' of that 'ore bridge looks to mo to be a terrible sight more of an achievement than the accumorlation of as much money as the bridge cost would be. "I was readin' in the paper a day or two ago about the now steamboat that had jest got into New York. She's 700 foot long and so big I guess you could put all Ogunpuit inside her if you tnk the houses apart. A man made that 'ero vessel. Why don't you call him a robber and a hess thief and tell folks how he b'iled and et botli his grandmothers ? Accordiii' to my .lodgment he's done somothin' that's consider'blo more wonderful than the gittin' together of a fortune. "I seen you whitcwashin' your old hog pen t'other day. You handle the brush pooty good , deacon , but your work won't live an awful while after yoii'ro buried up there in the meetin' house bury in' ground. Why don't hate folks that's ' you paintin' things so wonderful that when you come back to airth a thousand years from now you'll see their pictures hangin' up in pictur' galleries and sellin' at the rate of over $1,000 a square foot ? Why ain't you got as much right to hate the feller that has the gift of paintin' and uses it as the feller that , boin' born witli a business head on his shoulders , has managed to turn a stream of cold cash into his office safe ? Like Dickens' Character. "My darter Annie reads consider'- bio off and on , and once in a while she reads aloud to me. I've 31st thought of something she read out of a book a feller named Dickens wrote. They was an old woman in the book that was all the time sayin'as nigh as I can remember , 'I'm a'poor , lone and lorn critter ; everything goes con trary with me. ' ' ' You and the rest of your million aire haters is like that old woman. That's about the si/.e of it ; that's all the scnso they is in it. You are i lonolorn critter. You aint done noth- iu' the world considers wonderfulbut ; hat ain't what makes you lone and orn. You git that foolin' when you look at your wallet. "You want bettor things to eat ; han you are gottin' now ; you want clothes like folks wears that comes icro from New York , Boston and Philadolphy ; you want a house with a lot of soft-bottomed chairs in it , and , most of all , jist now , you want 'our red hosses and a korridgo with your cotit of arms painted on both doors. "It don't worry you none to think jhat you've spent your life sawiii' wood , hooin' corn and squashin' tater bugs ; you don't feel no sorrer when you consider that you ain't done noth- in' senco you was born that it will bo wuth while puttin' on your grave stone. If you only had the money that some folks has , you'd bo the happiest little deacon in the world. "It's jist the lack of spondulix that's tip-sot you , deacon. That's what's filled your heart with hate and envy. It ain't no fit frame of mind for nobody to git into , least of all a deacon of the church. Instead of go- in' about sayin , ' I' in a poor , lone , [ orn deacon , and eveything that ain't iono and lorn goes contrary with me , ' you ought not to rest day nor night until you git that cussed sperit out of your system. If you can't do that you ain't fit to bo the deacon of no church in Oguuquit. " N. Y. Times. Languages Taught by Mail with the aid of the phonograph. Only successful * - * inethod. Specially written I. C. H. . .rC- ' ) Textbooks teach you to read and ' understand the language. The tive teaclier's voice , through MieKdison Standard 1'liono- naph. teaches the exact pro nunciation. Krench , Spanish or Uennan. Circular tree. International Uorrripondr nre Schools. Boxl < IUU. Seranlnn.Pa C NoM&sk of eggs or glue is used in roasting It is all coffee pure coffee strong and of delicious flavor. Some coffees are varnished with ! a cheap coating of eggs , glue or other equally noxious substances. The Healed poukane insures uniform , quullty and freshness. INDIANA , ILLINOIS AND IOWA RAILROAD. THE CONNECTING TRUNK LINE , EXTJSNI'S ' FROM ST. JOSEPH , MICH. TO FUl/TON , 11,1 , . , THROUGH SOUTH BEND , IND. , KANKAKEE , 11,1 , . , STKEATOK , II , ! , . CONNECTIONS AND JUNCTION POINTS , Direct Connections. Junction Poliitc A. T. < fc. S. F Ry . Streator , 111. B. &O.R.B . : WalkortDn , Ind. B. C. R.&N. Ry . Clinton , In. Chicago & Alton Ry . Streator , 111. Chicago & Alton Ry . Dwight , 111. ( Streator , 111. Zearing.111. Chic. Burl. & Quincy R. R. SgfShg 111. Walnut , 111. IDenrock , 111. Clov. Gin. Chic. & St. L. Ry. .Kankakoo , 111. Chicago & East. 111. R. R . Momonco , 111. Chicago & East. 111. R. R . Whcatflold , Ind. Chicago , Ind. & Louisville ( Sholbv , Ind. Ry. Co. ( Monon ) . ( San Pierre , Ind. Chicago & Erie R. R . North Judson , Ind ( Fulton , 111. O. M. & St. P. Ry . I East Clinton , 111 ( Clinton , la. ( Fulton , 111. Chicago & Northwest. Ry. urchnft'.111- ( .Clinton , la. Chicago & So. Bond Ry . South Bend , Ind 0. R. 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