Conservative. ' .TOI.IET AGAIN. PIIKM'S OF . . . A few weeks ngo , our renders may possibly remember , Tira CONSERVATIVE gave n pngo to a consideration of the mighty crime of 1878 , as understood or misunderstood , ns judged or misjudged , and as harmlessly denounced , by Mr. A. S. Phelps of Joliefc , Illinois. It maybe bo recalled that we dealt gently with Mr. Phelps tempering justice with mercy , and preferring sweet reasonable ness to harsh invective so that in set ting forth , as discreetly as wo could , the reasons why the perfidious Briton could hardly have been ennbled to do the American farmer out of $5,000,000- 000 by any modification of the United States coinage laws , wo studiously fore- bore to state in terms our opinion of that proposition. Nor shall wo swerve from this method of treatment , however clearly it may appear that our consider- ateuess is thrown away upon Mr. Phelps. "We are plenteously endowed with patience ; and though a lack of this trait does not necessarily indicate a weak cause , the presence of it is a .quite fitting mark of a strong cause. In saying that advocates of 16 to 1 , as exemplified by Mr. Phelps , are not open to argument , we have no desire to repre sent them as hostile to truth as such , or under the dominion of sordid self- interest , to a degree exceeding human nature generally. We explain this in capacity of theirs as an outcome of mental confusion rather than of moral obliquity. "When Mr Phelps talks about "the substitution of the gold standard for the bimetallic standard in 1873 , " for example , he simply shows us that his mind has not yet grasped the idea of a standard and until that idea has been fairly grasped , there can be nothing gained by employing the word. The standard , in any one kind of measure ment , must be one thing ; which other things may exceed , fall short of , or coincide with , just as a point may be higher or lower than , or coincident with a fixed base level. Laws fixing standards may easily be ambiguous or indefinite in their terms , and often have been. A celebrated old English statute defined the inch as the length of three corns of ripe barley , from the middle of the ear , properly dried and placed end to end. King Henry I is said to have decreed that the yard should be the length of his own arm. We have not the record of any adjudi cation of controversies arising out of these definitions , and cannot therefore tell whether the foot measure still in use among the English and among ourselves is one that resulted from adding the lengths of 86 barley-grains or from , di viding the King's arm into thirds , or whether what is quite as probable as either we really inherit that measure from something used by some forgotten local guild of merchants , as we inherit the "Troy weight" from the meditoval jewelers of Troyes. But we can tell one thing positively , and that is that our standards of yard , foot and inch mean one definite thing now , and that they therefore did not originate in two or three of these suggested ways , but in one only. If a merchant at any time contracted to deliver so many yards of cloth , even if the law was phrased so as to admit of his reckoning his yard ac cording to a certain number of grains of ripe barley or to King Henry's arm , we can feel pretty certain that he would choose the constructions that would let him off with the shorter measure. That would bo for his purpose the sole stand ard , exactly as though the other had never been mentioned. If men were differently constituted , and some of them deliberately preferred to give the longer measure , there might be some reason for speaking of an ambiguous law as furnishing a double standard. But even then there would be no need or even possibility of defining the greatest meas ure that a merchant could give in dis charging a contract. The minimum is the only limit that can be distinctly set. We may therefore say , freely and fear lessly , that the law however ambiguous or indefinite its terms fixes but one standard of length. The case is not different with stand ards of value. If the law allows an option between two things , or two hundred things , in discharging a con tract , it fixes , not two or two hundred standards , but one standard. The standard is the lowest value admitted , when the law is ambiguous , and that value only ; the scale of higher or lower being fixed , not by legislation , but by demand and supply in the open market. In this country the standard dollar , until June , 1884 , was 871 grains of fine sil ver ; after January , 1837 that standard was 23.22 grains of fine gold ; that alone , whether other coinage was called legal tender or not. From 1862 to December , 1878 , the legal standard was a chance of gold that is to say , something that varied according to the probability that a certain paper promise to pay a dollar would at some time actually command 28.22 gold grains ; falling as that prob ability diminished , rising with its in crease , and becoming equal to gold when it became certainty. The law per mitted payments in gold and payments in silver , at face value , during those seventeen years , just as it permitted debts of a dollar to bo paid by $1.10 or $1.20 or $2.00 or $20.00 in currency , any one of these permissions affecting the standard just as much as any other. The only real standard in those years was the promissory dollar , the dollar of least worth at the time , and it is just seat at all times when the law allows an al ternative. There is never more than one real standard of values , as there is never more than one real standard of lengths. Why is there so much confusion of mind on so simple a point ? Macaulay has somewhere expressed the conviction that the reason why the doctrine of gravitation is so universally accepted is that no one is pecuniarily interested in having it denied ; and that if money were to be made in any such way , even that obvious truth would bo stoutly contradicted from every quarter. Wo can imagine such an explanation ap plied to the cases , say , of Jones and Stewart of Nevada ; but we would not think of applying it to Phelps of Joliet. The source of confusion with him , and with thousands of good people just like him , is less self-intorest than a real mix ing up of ideas. Silver advocates uni versally confuse legal tender of metals with monetary use of metals , assuming that an admission of gold and silver on equal terms at a declared ratio in pay ment of debts will necessarily put more gold and silver in currency circulation : something which by no means follows. They also confuse easier payment of debts with greater ability to make a liv ing. They confuse the debtor class with the working class. Like many who are not silver advocates , they are apt to con fuse speculative fever with prosperity. Their favorite field of confusion , per haps , is the "quantity theory" of money , which is made to mean , under their treatment , anything from "the value of money , like other goods , is affected by the supply , " in which shape it is a truism , to "the total value of the money of a country is the same , whatever its volume , " in which shape it is absurd. But the most fatal of all these con fusions , one that is answerable for more silverite blundering than anything else , is the mixing up of two distinct functions of money , that of paying debts and that of measuring values in free exchange. Government has unlimited power over the first function , but very little indeed over the second. When Mr. Phelps says , for sample , "that dollars are the creation of law instead of the creation of labor , arid that their purchasing power is regulated by the application of human laws , " the reason why he is right in his first clause and wrong in his second is that he begins by calling atten tion to the power of the law over the satisfaction of debts , where it is abso lute , and ends by assuming that it has a power over measurement of values , where it is almost impotent. The law can say without appeal what shall be a dollar , but it is dumb as to what its dollar shall buy. It can make silver worth $1.29 an ounce any day it chooses , but it cannot give such a dollar and twenty-nine cents the same power to supply the wants of the holder that those denominations of money possess today. It is hardly worth while to say more about mental confusions , as illustrated by Mr. Phelps , though his remarks about what happens "when a dollar will buy more labor or more commodities which are the products of labor , " and