_ tit < t The Conservative. enough for cominou. sense to follow it easily. But there is another action of supply upon price which ought also to be understood one which is not evi dent to simple common sense , but has been abundantly and completely proved by experience. This is the law that when supply increases by a certain per centage , price will fall by a larger per centage , and similarly for a diminished supply and rising price. That produc tion of the agricultural staples that figure most prominently in the exports from the United States has increased more rapidly than population , since 18755 , is well known to those who have exam ined the statistics of the subject ; and the fact that this increasing relative pro duction has been accompanied by a more rapidly decreasing price is alto gether in accordance with the effects of supply on prices in other instances. The and ASSUMPTION. , . , press . , . , the orators of that conglomeration of partisans who advo cate the free and unlimited coinage of silver at the ratio of sixteen to one are constantly and vehemently giving advice to "the plain people" of the United States and. instructing them as to the best method of pursuing happiness. These zealots are equally forcible and fervid in denouncing the writ of injunc tion as an instrument of oppression and a device of the devil. At all times , in all places , and with the air and effrontery of experienced and successful men who have made fortunes for a pastime , and then thrown them away in scorn of plu tocracy they admonish the multitude against the wiles of money , the plots of wealth and the tyranny of capital. These blatant counsellors nro every where assuming to instruct the Ameri can people as to their duties to them selves and to the government. But as financial forecasters Bryau- archists , in general , and the founder of the sect in particu- In Maiilcruptcy. . . . lar ought to be thrown into involuntary bankruptcy. Everyone of their promises-to-pay-iu- calamity which they issued in 189G have gone to protest. Not a single prediction as to the malignant monetary conditions which would follow the election of McKinley - Kinley by the republicans and gold standard democrats has been verified , j No stringency in the money market followed - lowed the defeat of Bryan and Watson. Nor did the prices of corn , oats , rye barley and wheat decline as Bryan auc all his disciples declared they inevitably would decline. Nor did interest on money enhance as they all solemnly in structed "the plain people" it inexorably would enhance. For broken promises , dishonored paper , unredeemed pledges and a totally erroneous computation oi calamities to ensue upon Bryan anc IVatsou's defeat the partisans of fusion , confusion , cheap money and the aboli- , I'X ' ' , ! & w , ion of proceedings by injunction ought ; o bo declared bankrupt. The fancies of the financiers of the Bryan stripe which were embalmed in the literature of Facts. , . . „ the campaign of 1800 are now occasionally taken out of ; heir verbal storage. Placed along side of existing facts they appear weak and feeble. To illustrate in 1896 : "There is not gold enough in the world to measure the values of the United States. " In 1899 , in May , there are$246,000,000 of gold in the reserve fund of the na tional treasury , and the per capita circu lation of currency maintained at a par ity with gold is in the United States on April 1 , 1899 , twenty-five dollars and forty-five cents. That is the most money to each citizen of this republic ever in circulation on that day of that mouth during all the years of its exist ence. On that day in a lump the American people had a currency on a par with gold amounting to one billion , nine hun dred and twenty-seven million , eight hundred and forty-six thousand , nine hundred and forty-two dollars ! How is this fact for vigor and strength to be com pared to the direful predictions of Mr. Bryan in 1896 ? What is desirable in public men , practical truth or theoretical vagaries ? Is it statesmanship or proph ecy of an unverifyiug variety that sensible citizens desire ? At Richmond , Virginia , September 18 , 1896 , Colonel William. Jennings Bryan said : "We charge that our opponents are in favor of making money scarce because they are controlled by those who want money dear. " How does that bigoted and false utter ance look beside the figures and facts of the currency circulation , on a gold basis , which today is flooding the banks and looking for investments in the real estate and personalty of the United States ? How does that absolute false hood appear alongside of "Money to loan on Nebraska farms at five per coul per annum ? " Money to loan here in Nebraska City , which is owned by laborers and mechan ics , at six per cent on real estate for a term of years ! Money to loan everywhere , at less rates than over before , in Nebraska auc throughout the republic ! Could there be greater assumption more unbridled and unblushing ef frontery than that of the discredited and infamously false prophets of 1896 wher they again presume to instruct , direcl and vote "the plain people" in 1900 ? "KKSERVJ3 It was a complete mystery to all who heard the interstate oratorical contes how Colonel Bryan could give the orator tor from his own state a grade of 100 on delivery , until in answer to an aston ished query from another judge who md graded the same man far down in ; ho second half , ho replied that ho did so "because ho had so much reserve "orco. " Wo had always supposed in our ignorance that an orator should nanifest his force. But not so. Pro vided only his own townsman and father's law partner is satisfied that hems ms much "reserve force" his delivery should bo considered perfect. This islet lot the principle on which wo have ; rained our orators in the past , but ifc conies from a man who has a reputation as the most brilliant political orator of the decade and wo meekly accept it as ; ho criterion by which future contests will be decided. Another change in the manner of grading will undoubtedly be made. The rule that no judge shall grade any two contestants the Fame will be repealed. Since all men are created equally bril liant and prepare with equal faithful ness , the judges should bo allowed to credit each orator with sufficient "re serve force" to bring his average up to 100 per cent. This was the avowed in tention of Colonel Bryan when he ac cepted the position as judge. Of course there will bo something a trifle absurd about such a contest and such grading , but it is suggested by so eminent an authority that we are confident the change will be made , and , perchance , the colonel may again be persuaded to act as "judge. " Tarkio , Mo. , Phoenix. "A JJUKNING SIIAMK. " A Captain In the 1'uniisylviiiiiii S < i CliHVJict crises the AVur. Capt. Gustavo Schaaf of Company A of Mouongahela , now at Manila , writes under the date of March 26 as follows : "This beautiful Sunday morning finds us of the Tenth Pennsylvania taking a short rest. We started out yesterday morning at five o'clock and at once pro ceeded to do business. Before wo had been a half-hour on the line we were right in it , and the Filipinos were in trenched in front of our rifle-pits. The advancing never ceased until they were routed out of their location. "I do not feel it an honor to war with these people. Of course , we are here and will do our duty , a duty that has been forced upon us by some of the so- called statesmen that should at this particular time bo in our places. It is a burning shame , and the United States must for ever feel it. I have seen men die that were too good to put up as tar gets for a half-civilized people , all on account of blunders made by a civilized nation , like ours. "The war we enlisted for is over. We enlisted in a war in the cause of human ity , or at least so we were led to believe. Now we are trying to take from a people ple what the American forefathers fought for independence. Is this hu manity ? If it is I fail to grasp the idea. ' ' Pittsburgh Dispatch ( Rep. )