'Cbe Conservative * THE AKlttY The army bill , as it passed the house , is unsatisfactory , since it does not an swer the demand of the people for plac ing the army in suitable hands. It is n compromise measure , under which , if it becomes n law , the government probably will be able to supply itself with suffi cient soldiers for a year or two to cope with all possible difficulties in the West Indies or the Orient. If this measure really stands for the best that can bo hoped for in the near future , then wo may despair of any genuine army re form. The trouble with the regular army , as tested by the Cuban campaign , ivax not ! > i its rank and Jile. It was in its staff , which was practically a military machine worked at will by the secre tary of war for political purposes. The infusion of utterly worthless political appointments from civil life into the staff of the army was the chief cause of all the complaint concerning the admin istration of the quartermaster , commis sariat and medical departments. Not only does the army bill fail to reform this evil , but it increases the op portunity for its growth. This evil could have been corrected by providing that no person appointed to the army from civil life should bo commissioned until ho had been examined as to his military attainments and qualifications before a board composed of the most ac complished officers of the army , men of long service and proved professional ability. To examine a candidate as to mental , moral and physical fitness for military life is not siifficient. No man should bo admitted to the regular army who is not o man of military attainments. It is not necessary perhaps that ho should always be a graduate of a - military tary college of high repute , but he must be able to show that by military service and stiuly he has become familiar with the duties of a soldier and understands ( lie business methods of a staff officer's icork in a campaign. The weak point of the army is its staff , and this bill leaves it just as weak as it found it. If wo have any serious war for the next three years in the "West In dies and the Orient , wo shall have , un der a complaisant president and a polit ical truck-and-dicker secretary of war , a repetition of all the maladministration of the past year. Just so long as the army staff is made a political house of refuge for decayed politicians or the worthless proteges and pensioners of congressmen , just so long will our army be without radical reorganization neces sary to real reform. The notable thing in the whole house debate over the army bill is the fact that the opposition to the measure was upon the demagogue cry that the great corporate interests of the United States are demanding this large standing army ; that in the hands of a president dominated by suoh interests this increased standing army would bo used ' 'to invade popular liberty , suppress freedom of speech and desecrate the ballot-box. " No attempt was made to make the bill a measure of radical army staff reform and reorganization. Oummiugs of Now York offered an amendment to prevent the army being used to suppress riots except upon application by the gover nors therefor. This was rightly voted down. It would have been an attempt to rob the president by act of congress of his clear constitutional powers , the very powers exercised by President Cleve land iu 1894 , when he ordered General Miles at Chicago to repress disorder , to protect the mails and interstate com merce , by carrying out the decrees of the federal court. Of course no sane , intelligent man believes that an army of 100,000 men scattered over the United States , in the "West Indies and the Phil ippines , "would iu time of peace boa menace to liberty of the citizens of the United States , " as some pretended in the discussion of this bill. An army of 100,000 men , scattered among 75,000,000 of people , is a source of anxiety to nobody save those persons who expect to become rioters and do not wish to be interrupted as they were at Chicago in 1894. Opposition to the pas sage of the bill on the utterly puerile plea that an increased army is a danger to popular liberty was contemptible. The true ground of opposition to the bill was that it gave no promise of staff reorganization and reform. The chances of the bill in the senate are very slim , for the populists alone are able by mere talk to prevent any increase of the army at this session , and the populists are even more hostile to "militarism" than are the democrats. Even Senator Teller , although an expansionist , stands with all the other free silverites in the senate in opposition to increase of the army beyond 50,000 men. It is more than likely that no army bill will be enacted -by this congress , although some temporary measure may be passed under which the president can secure men enough for an emergency until congress meets in December next. Portland Oregouian. THE LOAD OKOAVS. speech made by Colonel Bryan , August 29 , 1890 , in which he so truthfully and eloquently said , "the load of the American farmer grows every year , " when taken out of the can cold and immediately served with warm facts has a very peculiar flavor. Among farmers living near Ne braska City the "loads" grown iu 1898 have been gigantic and burdensome. The number of bucolic brothers over whelmed with "loads" grown in the last twelve mouths can hardly be counted. THE CONSERVATIVE names however : Geo. Prather , who has twelve thousand ; Talbot Mead , who has eighteen thous and ; H. W. Frakes , who has nine thous and , and Miller M. Payne , who has lifty thousand bushels of corn to sell. That proves it. Their "loads" grow every year. At thirty cents a bushel fifty bushels shelled corn to the "load" each load is a burden of fifteen dollars. Worse than all the dollars is gold or its equivalent. It has been recalled that there was a negro director on the board that built a North Carolina institute for the blind , and that his name appears on the corner stone. Both branches of the North Car olina legislature have voted to have the stone removed. An examination of at tempts at lithological immortality on tlio high school building at Omaha will show the nigger a plagiarist. EIGHTY YEAKS KEfOHE JENNEK. To the Editor of THE CONSERVATIVE : Something like eighty years before Jenner discovered vaccination , which prevents and modifies the virulence of smallpox , Lady Mary Wortley Montagu introduced inoculation into England. In a letter from Adrianople dated April 1 , O. S. 1717 , she describes the process of inyruftintj smallpox into the health of human system as practised .by "a set of old women" in that country , who made it their special business to perform the operation "every autumn , iu the month of September , when the heat is abated. " I quote from her letter as follows : "Apropos of distempers , I am going to tell a thing that will make you wish yourself here. The smallpox , so fatal amongst us ( in England ) , is entirely harmless by the invention of inyraftiny. " Lady Montagu goes on to tell how people ple "send to ouo another to know if any of their family have a mind to have the smallpox , and ask what veins you wish to have opened. " The operation is to put "the best sort of smallpox" into sev eral viens of the arm or leg , not more than can "lie on the point of a needle. " The children or young patients play to gether all the rest of the day , and are in perfect health to the eighth. Then the fever begins to seize them , and they keep their beds two days , seldom three. They very rarely have but twenty or thirty spots in their faces , which never mark , and in eight days time they are as well as before their illness. * * * Every year thousands undergo this op eration , and the French ambassador says pleasantly that they take smallpox here by way of diversion , as they take the waters in other countries. There is no example of any one who has died with it , and you may believe I am well satisfied of the safety of this experiment , since I intend to try it on my dear little son. " This is the inoculation of our time. GEORGE L. MILLER. Deerfiold , February 10 , 1899.