, v < * Y -4aJ' fra Che Conservative 13 S ° 10Ug " SWAT. nnmo of the Swnt Valley , where England occasionally has wars , comes with humorous sound to English-speaking ears ( if ears speak ) people will be glad to read over now and then the sweet lines which the late G. T. Lanigan composed upon the death of a potentate of that region in 1870 : A THRENODY. What , what , what , What's the news from Swat ? Sad nowH , Bad nowH , Conies by the cabin led Through the Indian Ocean's bed , Through the Persian Gulf , the Hud Sea and the Med iterranean he's dead ; The Ahhoond is dead ! For the Ahhoond I mourn , Who wouldn't ? Ho strove to disregard the mes agf stern , But ho Ahkoodii't. Dead , dead , dead ; ( Sorrow , Swats ! ) Swats wha hae wi' Ahkoond bled , Swats whom ho hath often led. Onward to a gory bed , Or to victory , As the case might be , Sorrow , Swats ! Tears shed , Shed tears like water ; Your great Ahkoond is dead ! That Swat's the matter. Though earthy walls his frame surround ( Forever hallowed bo the ground ! ) And skeptics mock the lowly mound And say "He's now of no Ahkoond ! " His soul is in the skies The azure skies that bend above his loved Metropolis of Swat. He sees with larger , other eyes Athwart all earthly mysteries Ho knows what Swat. Let Swat bury the great Ahkoond With a noise of mourning and of la mentation ! Let Swat bury the great Ahkoond With the noise of the mourning of the Swattish nation. Fallen is at length Its tower of strength , Its sun is dimmed ere it had nooned ; Dead lies the great Ahkoond. The great Ahkoond of Swat Is not ! THE BLESSED HAND. 11Y 8EVEKN TEACKLE WA&TV1B , OF THE MAKY IjAND BAH. 1 v ( Copied from private reprint , London , June 1894 , published for personal circulation by the late Hon. Thomas F. Bayard , U. S. Minister to England. This verso was written b'y the late Mr. Wallis in aid .of the Southern Fair , held in Baltimore , in the autumn of the year 1805 , to alleviate the want and distress in the Southern states at the close of the Civil War. ) [ There is a legend of an English monk who died at the Monastery of Aremberg , where hi had copied and illuminated many books , hop ing to be rewarded in heaven. Long after hi i death his tomb was opened , and nothing coulc } be seen of his remains but the right hand witl which he had done his pious work , and whicl had been miraculously preserved from decay. For you and mo , who love the light Of God's uncloistered day , It were , indeed , a dreary lot To shut ourselves away From every glad and sunny thing And pleasant sight and sound , And pass , from out a Hilont cell , Into the silent ground. Not HO the good monk Ansolm thought , For in his cloister's shade , The cheerful faith that lit his la-art It own Hweot sunshine made ; And in its glow ho prayed and wrote , From matin song till oven , And trusted , in the Book of Life , To read his name in Heaven. What holy books his gentle art Filled full of saintly lore ! What pages , brightened by his hand , The splendid missals bore 1 What blossoms , almost fragrant , twined Around each blessed name , And how his Saviour's cross and crown Shone out from cloud and flame ! But , unto clerk as unto clown , One summons comes alway , And Brother Anselm heard the call At vesper time one day. His busy pen was in his hand , His parchment by his side- He bent him o'er the half-writ prayer , Kissed Juan's name and died ! They laid him where a window's blaxo Flashed o'er the graven stone , And seemed to touch his simple name With pencil like his own ; And there he slept , and , one by one , His brothers died the while , And trooping years went by and trod His name from off the aisle. And lifting up the pavement , then , An Abbott's couch to spread , They let the jewelled sunlight in Where once lay Anselm's head. No crumbling bone was there , no trace Of human dvist that told , But , all alone , a warm right hand Lay , fresh , upon the mould. It was not stiff , as dead men's arc , But , with a tender clasp , It seemed to hold an unseen hand Within its living grasp ; And ere the trembling monks could turn To hide their dazzled eyes , It rose as with the sound of wings Right tip into the skies. Oh , loving , open hands that give ! Soft hands the tear that dry ! Oil , patient hands that toil to bless ! How can yo over die ? -p Ten thousand vows from yearning hearts To Heaven's own gates shall soar , And bear you up , as Anselm's hand , Those unseen angels bore. Kind hands ! oh never near to you May como the woos yo heal ! Oh , never may the hearts ye guard The griefs yo comfort feel ! May He in whoso sweet name ye build So crown the work yo rear. That yo may never clasped be In one unanswered prayer ! The bridge that connects New York City with other countries is found to have been damaged by excessive strains. As your real New Yorker is too con tented on his island to care to leave it , this pressure must have come from Brooklyn people hurrying back to the United States. The stamp-collectors are a harmless people , and it appears that there is method in their madness. At a Birm ingham show of such wares a Paris amateur exhibits two stamps for which he could get $10,500 , if he chose to sell. 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