' I In Nay Beware of Dyspepsia. NOT ANNOYED, OF COURSE Capt. Butt Was Merely Giving to His ( i Friend a Few Philosophical ' Dfl-tlnnc I I Capt. Archibald "vV. Butt, the presi dent's military aide, was called out of bed at nine o'clock one morning to answer a telnphoiie call. "Archie." said his friend on the other end of the wire, "I called you up to tell you that I shall not be able to keep the appointment I made with you for eleven o'clock today." "I'm porry," said Butt, his tone a, trifle chilly. "Yes; it's too bad." agreed the other. There ensued an ominous pause. "You know," remarked Butt senten tiously, "telephoning seems to be a habit, a bad habit, in Washington. People are beginning to Issue their invitations by telephone. They 'phone on the slightest provocation ", don't seem to know when not to tele phone. They even get 5'ou out of bed to talk to you on the telephone." "I'm afraid I annoyed you, and you're bawling me out," said the friend. "Oh, no!" contradicted Butt In a louder tone. "My remarks are merely a few philosophical reflections induced by the early hour of the morning." The Sunday Magazine. I NATURAL. "Mrs. Tree's husband has only on leg" "Well, most every tree loses a limb." it Was Muffinn. "Bugs' Raymond, the handsome and ! brilliant pitcher of tho New York Gi ants, is a great wit on the field." said a sporting editor at the Pen and Pen cil club in Philadelphia. "Raymond was disgusted one day at his team's wretched outfllding. Bat ter after batter sent up high flies, and these easy balls weie muffed alter nately by left and center. "Bugs at the sixth muff threw down his gloe and stamped on it " "There's an epidemic in tho out- i field.' he said. 'but. by Jingo! it isn't catching.' " Happy Family. Mrs. Scrappington (in the midst ol her reading) Here is an account of a woman turning on the gas while her husband was asleep and asphyxiating him!" Mr. Scrappington Very considerate of her. I'm sure! Some wives wako their husbands up. and then talk then? to death. Puck. Men have more temptations than women, because they know where to look for them. A WIDOWS LUCK Quit the Thing That Was Slowly In- juring Her. A woman tells how coffee kept her from insuring her life: I difPnrml fnr mnnv vnnrti fTltoflv ! from trouble with my heart, with severe nervous headaches and neu ralgia; but although incapacitated at limes for my housework, 1 did not realize tho gravity of my condition till I was rejected for life insurance, be cause, the examining physician eaid, my heart was so bad he could not pass me. "This distressed me very much, as I was a widow and had a child de pendent upon me. It was to protect her future that I wanted to insure my life. "Fortunately for me. I happened to read an advertisement containing a testimonial from a man who had been affected in the same way that I was with heart trouble, and who was bene fited by leaving off coffee and using Postum. I grasped at tho hope thi9 held out, and made the change at once. "My health began to Improve imme diately. The headaches and neuralgia disappeared, I gained in flesh, and my appetite came back to me. Greatest of all. my heart was strengthened from the beginning, and soon all the distressing symptoms passed away. No more waking up in the night with my heart trying to fly out of my mouth! "Then I again made application for life insurance, and had no trouble in passing the medical examinaticn. "It was seven years ago that I be gan to use Postum and 1 am using it still, and shall continue to do so, as I find it a guarantee of good health." Name given by Pcstum Company, Batr tie Creek. Mich. "There's a reason." Read the big little book, "The Road to Wcllville," in pkgs. Etrr read the above letter? A aew one appear from time to tine. They ere cmuinc, troe, u tall of b WM p 111 PtSPEPSMB' ftHuutl am bV mma. iHTiFy mAs Em mms& aV 10 GAIN GATES OF HEAVEN Natives of India Still Believe Death Under Wheels of Juggernaut In sures Eternal Bliss. Orissa, India. In the third week In June of this year, following a custom established over a thousand years ago, "Hindus by tens of thousands will flock to Pouri, in Orissa, India, for the relig ious festival of Juggernaut From the temple the famous car of Juggernaut will be brought forth and dragged through the streets. It will head the annual procession of devotees of the god Vishnu, or Juggernaut, Lord of the Universe, whose Image, or statue, without legs and with stumps of arms, rests within the colossal car. Hundreds of pilgrims will harness themselves to the stout cables My which the car is drawn. .fs they pull i ITTW raT Mai m TFJj wMWvJXi fc- ' sr a8! 'i-li'i-"-''' '?'? 'vVjitOv Car of Juggernaut. ;he ponderous car In its clumsy Rhee's. many will work themselves up to a degree of religious fervor little short of madness. And fanatics there j will be, as of old. who will attempt to throw themselves to destruction un- j der the murderous wheels, as a volun- : tary sacrifice to their idol. But this ' vonr ne tnr mnnv vrar naKt Ttritish civil officers will be on hand to pre vent any act of suicide. Hindus believe that to gain the fa vor of Juggernaut opens for them the gates of heaven. Therefore, In the days before the British occupation ol India, natives occasionally cast their bodies under the car to be crushed to a pulp, the belief being that such self immolation speedily would be reward ed by entrance into Paradise. The car is 43 feet high. Its wheels are each more than six feet high. A wooden cage around the top, an addi tion af recent years, keeps fanatics from jumping upon the car in the hope of looking upon their idol within. Body and wheels are of wood beautifully sculptured and inlaid, and for the fes tival the car is draped with gold cloth. OLDEST WELL IN THE WORLD. Place Where Confuc.us Drew Water as Boy Now Used as Shrine. Pekin. Confucius, who lived from 551 to 479 B. C. was a moralist rather than a religious founder, his method of teaching being like that of Socrates. It was not till about 500 rears later that he was defied. His nearest lineal descendant has tho title of duke and ranks next to Well 2,450 Years Old. princes of the blocd. The well from which he drew water as a boy is 2,450 years old and is now used as a tlirine. The well is in the grounds of the Confucian temple at Kufow. Con fucius, although of very ancient line age, was brought up In poverty. At the age of 50 he became minister of crime in his native state of Lu (mod ern Shantung), but his uprightness made him unpopular, and he was ban ished. Later, he returned and spent his last days writing his famous maxims. ' NEW GUNS ON CONNECTICUT Four New Fangted Pieces of Arma ment Are to Be Put Aboard Flag ship of Atlantic Fleet. New York. Four new fangled 12 Inch guns are to be given a tryout on the big battle ship Connecticut, flagship of the Atlantic fleet, which has just tied up at the Brooklyn navy yard for overhauling. The work ol taking out the old guns and placing the new ones will take about two weeks. The Connecticut has an enviable record at target practice and the new guns will be handled by a crew of ex perts. who are regarded as nearly world's champions. Their good work is shown by the score of thirteen hits out of fourteen shots from one of her 12 inch turrets at a range of 14.000 yards, or nearly eight miles. .- New Carpets Heat Rooms. Paris. Electric carpets for heating rooms are, according to La Liberie, shortly to come into fashion in Paris. The under side of the new carpets consists of a network of steel wires, forming a contact, and insuring that the current shall be equally distribut ed in all directions. It is said that the cost of the new system of heating will be less than that of any known 6ystem. It is estimated that a room fitted with one of the new electric carpets can be heated at a total cost of 1 cent an hour. Two Cents a Week for Children. London. Two cents per week pocket money is to be allowed by the guardians to the children boarded out from Sheppey (Kent) union work house, so as to place them In the same position as other children. f-gs? En BaspL: BFW BaRBiS J1A.U &3&bm.03r- Spray for San Jose scale. Progressive fanners have silos. Barley is mostly sown on corn stub ble. Plowing Is hard work, especially In stiff sod. Peas put back the fertility that the corn takes ouL Kaffir corn Is i.ot as good for laying hens as wheat is. Keen the land constantly at work growing some crop. One of the very best feeds to grow for sheep is fodder corn. Cows differ somewhat in the amount of roughage they will take. r Not enough attention has been glv sn to the character of seed corn. The tractor is going to be the new est and biggest help to the farmer. The month of June is the time to prune for the growth of fruit spurs. Apples, plums and cherries should aot be over three years old for setting out. Pigs need exercise, for their sole purpose and use in life Is to produce muscle. olt Is better to buy feed and keep the stock in the yards until grass Is abundant. The prevent rabbits from gnawing the bark and limbs from small apple trees, spray with soapsuds. To be sweet and clean it Is desir able that the cow stable be white washed at least twice a year. There is no crop that a stock feeder can grow that will make as much feed as corn and peas or soybeans. As the pig develops its digestive system also enlarges, and It can use larger quantities of feed to advan tage. The germinating power of the mid dle kernels on an ear of corn is much stronger than that of the tip and butt kernels. Beans can be turned into cash the quickest of any farm crop as It is possible to sell them in 90 days from planting. Few dairymen realize the tremen dous significance of the cream trade that has been developed during the past few years. Once driven Into wood, a recently invented split nail cannot be with drawn, as the two parts curl away from each other. A gill of linseed meal contains more bone-forming matter than a pint and a half of corn, and as much nitro gen as three gills of corn. Corn treated with a dressing of plaster and ashes will soon show by the strong growth and the dark color of the leaf the effect of the dressing. Tho cream from the milkings must not be kept so long that it will de velop a sharp acid, for that would im part an unpleasant flavor to the but ter. Now is the time when plenty of milk is desirable for tho market. Prices are at their best and the cows should be fed so as to make the most milk. When pigs are six weeks old they may be turned into grass and clover pasture if weather Is warm; If cold and ground wet keep them in dry, roomy pens. Always handle ducks and geese by their necks ant never by the legs, as fowls are handled, for these limbs are not strong enough to serve as bandies and will readily break. Don't turn the chickens upon the strawberry bed to get what they can of green food, exercise and larva. It is much cheaper to buy them proper food than to let them damage the strawberry plants. Most farmer? raise chickens by the natural process, and that is all right so long as you do not care to raise more than, say, 100 chickens; bet when y.ou get up into large numbers .ncubators are necessary. Beware of the hidden nest. It Is not uncommon for farmers to take the eggs from a hidden nest and put them in the fresh egg basket. As one has no way of knowing the age or condition of sjch eggs there is a great risk in each a procedure. When the pregnant mares run In an open field there are several dan gers to be guarded against. Probably the worst is the danger of Injury from the heels of other horses, espe cially vicious, old mares. Those cross, ill-tempered, old mares, that are always kicking and fighting, ought to be kept away from the others. Burn the orchard rubbish. Weeds rob the soil of moisture. Cucumbers are rather as uncertain crop. Whey Is not desirable for young pig feeding. The new broods of chicks should be housed carefully. Try to detect any disease that the young plant may have. t It Is not safe to attempt to grow po tatoes without spraying. The Indian runner ducks are layers of the duck family. the A good plowman can drive three horses as easily as he can two. Nothing sets a cow off more and better than a finely shaped udder. Young pigs must have an abundance of exercise, sunlight and fresh air. All dairy utensils should be washed as soon as possible after being used. Grit is to the fowl what teeth are to the ruminating animal, a neces sity. If you grow squashes and have nev er seen the squash bug you are for tunate. Old geese lay a greater number and larger eggs aud are more reliable than young geese. Grit can always be had from any one who deals in poultry supplies and is inexpensive. The mangel Is excellent for stock feed, being greatly relished by milk cows in winter. Keep the chicks free from lice. They cannot grow well and fight lico at the same time. Weeds crowd the cultivated plants, depriving them of light and space in both soil and air. The poultry house should be divided into apartments that provide room for about 20 or 25 fowls. Clover and grass seed will nearly always do best when they can be started to early growth. Pruning may he done at any time of the year. The test time is just before growth begins In the tree. In starting a new asparagus bed It is better to buy two-year-old roots than to use seed, for this season. Thrush is mostly due to dirty stables, horses standing in fermenting manure or walking in mud and snow water. A part of the veterinarians of the country have gone tuberculin mad, and they have some able outside sup: ducks, and the old ones also. must have shade, to protect them from the direct rays of the midsum mer sun. Dairy bred stock is scarce and It will take many years to supply the rapidly increasing demand for dairy bred cattle. Of the insects attacking squashes, melons, cucumbers, pumpkins, etc.. the common striped cucumber beetle is the most injurious. After the sows wean their pigs the sows are bred to have pigs in the fall, and that crop of pigs makes the sum mer crop the next year. Fresh air and sunshine are the best disinfectants that the poultry raiser has at his disposal and ought to be more often used in his work. The well-hatched chicks in thecare-fully-carcd-for brooder will amount to little unless the food is supplied in proper amounts and at right intervals. There is no doubt that If the gvinea hen is properly cared for at all times that it will prove almost as profitable as any of the ordinary breeds of chick ens. In milling and bakinr quality, the durum wheats rank high, giving ood results in most respects, with the pos sible exception of the color of the flour. No cow can do-her best or even keep up a normal flow of milk when compelled to stand out in the hot midday sun of July or August snd fight the flies. The Indian Runner ducks are not very good sitters although they are often Inclined to incubate. Their esjgs are generally put Into incubatois or under hens for hatching. Now is as good a time as you can select to give the henhouse a thor ough cleaning and disinfection. Spray the cracks and walls with some good insect killer and be ready when warm weather comes with a clean, hen-thy chicken house. Did you notice a very foul odor In the pen this morning? Look the hens over for a case of vent gleet. When yon find the sick bird you will 1-now her by the stench. Get rid of her before others In the flock are affect ed. She Is not worth doctoring. Start the berry patch early in May to get the full benefit of our abort season. Select vigorous plants of medium size, trim off rubbish and straggly roots and plant them quick ly, but with care. Land should have been under crop a year or two and the manure should have been well plowed under the year before, and should have been plowed the fall pre ceding to put the soil in best condi tion, and to kill as much grass and foul growth as possible. Plow again in the spring before setting out the) plants and apply more manure which should be well harrowed in. ANXIETY WAS FOR THE KEG Overcharge a Small Matter, but Cua tomer Did Hata to Sea Gaad Material Hurt. Every nail-keg In the store had Its i?c1S-KK occupant, the checker-board was work- STSS!? Sosfr "KfftS blf, rusty stove. The door opened noisily, letting in a blast of the storm raging outside, and in its wake followed Rufe Blevins, a giant wood-chopper, whose good na ture and ready wit made him a wel come addition to the store circle. The loafers moved a little closer to gether to make room for Rufe on a soap-box, but he marched past the friendly circle, plumped an empty molasses-keg down on the counter, and drew a stained bill from his pocket, which he held out to the pro prietor of the store. An expectant grin went round the circle, for Storekeeper Jones had the reputation of never wronging himself by overweighing or undercharging. The merchant adjusted his glasses and looked expectantly from the bill to the wood-chopper. "Notice you charged mo for five gal lons o' molasses last time I had this four-gallon keg filled," drawled Rufe. "I don't mind payin' for tho extra gal lon, Mr. Jones, but I do kinder hate to have a good keg strained to pieces." Youth's Companion. A Missionary Tree A missionary, during a Lenten tea. said, pointedly: "I have established missionary trees all over the country. But perhaps you don't know what a missionary tree Is? A missionary tree is one whose profit goes entirely to missions. "A Roxborough farmer has in his ap ple orchard a golden pippin tree that helps to support the Chinese mission. A Florida woman has an orange tree that helps to uplift the cannibals of New Guinea. A California nut farmer devotes a walnut tree to the spread of the faith In Zanzibar. "Missionary trees," the speaker end ed, "are very good things, but the principle that underlies them need not be confined to farms and farmers." Double-Edged. The man whose daughter had just been united to the husband of her choice looked a little sad. "I tell you, squire," he said to one of the wedding guests, a man of .his own age, and himself the father of a num ber of unmarried girls, "I tell you it is a solemn thing for us when our daughters marry and go away." The squire assented not altogether heartily. "I suppose it Is." he conceded, "but I tell you It is more solemn when they don't." Youth's Companion. Beautiful Pott Cards Free. Send 2c stamp for Ave samples of our very best Gold Embossed Birthday. Flow er and Motto Post Cards; beautiful colors and loveliest designs. Art Post Card Club. 731 Jackson St. Topcka, Kan. Taking a Chance. Employer So, then. Miss Willing, you're leaving us for good? Miss Willing No, sir! For better or for worse! If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. Buller. Stomach Blood and Liver Troubles Mack ttekacas tarte with weak 'stomach, and consequent poor, impoverished blood. 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It was generally ad mitted to be the hardest nuzzle to aolva ever In vented the Inventor going crasy In trying to flndl a fixed rule for solving It. The M3Caste IB Passlel Is an outgrowth of that celebrated puzzle It ae-l lag discovered while trying to solve the 14-lBl aster Paaalr. Cu Yti Stive This laW Pizzle?H6ailtlHi in : naive. In the or aay similarly arranged sheet of mat enat in sucn a In such a manner that any bers are added, perpendicularly, horlzsataliy aad diagonally (Including the number In center olrcle) the total will be IC. The same number cannot be used more than once. Few will get all t columns. Some will possibly get columns. Write your aame aad address aeatly. accurately and plainly a your aaawer aad mall or deliver your solution before p. a.. Monday. May 15. 1911. to the Con test Department. Schmeller Mueller. 1111-lSlt Farnam atreetj oatana, rteor. Oaly oae member of a family Oaly oae solution will be accepted from ths same contestant. No one connected with the music trade, nor first prise winners In previous contests may enter. Neatness, besides the correctness of the reply sent ua. win oe taaen into cocstaerauon ia award ing the prizes. Contest closes Monday. May 15, ik ww. occa in your replies as eariy aa poasioie. WINNERS WILL BE NOTIFIED BT MAIL, Tyinf ContUnU ghirt Alika.' SCHMOLLER & MUELLER PIANO CO. CONTEST DEFT., A. I31I-I3I3 Farnam Street, Omaha, That Tired Feeling That comes to you every spring is a sign that your blood is wanting In vitality, Just as pimplee and other emotions are slums that it Is Impure. Do not delay treatment; Hood'. SaraaparllU, widen electa It. contains sarsaparilla, BaVbecause it combines the utmost remedial vaiuea oi twenty different ingredients, raised to their highest efficiency for the cure of all spring troubles, that tired feeling and loaa of appetite. There is no real substitute; insist on having Hood's Sarsaparilla "I felt tired all the time and could I gone. 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