The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, April 26, 1911, Image 7

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By GEORGE
Bunch and I had vouched a bank
roll of $10,000 in our endeavor to keep
Uncle Peter off the rocks at the race
track. He was bound to bet, and we
had staked Ikey Schwartz to play
bookmaker, and Bunch and I in dis
guise had led Uncle Peter up to him.
given the old boy what we had
thought was a bum tip and the horse
i.ad won. netting Uncle Peter all our
ready cash!
Uncle Peter had celebrated with
Dike Lawrence, and we had braced
them up and tried to keep it from the
family.
Bunch had further complicated mat
ters by sending messages to explain
Uncle Peter's supposed absence from
home, not knowing that I had him un-'
der my wins, but I had squared mat
ters. Next morning bright and early I
was on wing, and long before tho
others were stirring I had Dike bro
mided into an imitation of intelli
gence, and he was on Ills way back
to the boulevards.
Uncle I'eUr didn't answer roll call
at breakfast. Aunt Martha said he
wasn't feeling well. He had neural
gia, she thought, for the pain was all
in liis head. but. she addfd. "he is so
hoarse he cannot give his symptoms
in detail."
Poor Uncle Peter. Life felt like a
hard boiled egg for him on the morn
ing after.
It's no easy job for an old-timer to
get off the bench, fill his system with
gasoline and play an automobile all
the evening, and then rush down to
his muffins in the morning.
Shortly after breakfast Bunch put
In an appearance, exceedingly dis
tressed because his telegraphic and
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before.
"Is it all off? and are they on?"
he whispered.
"No. Bunch." I said; "he's safe, but
by a small majority." Then I told
him how I squared it, and Bunch haw
hawed all over the shop.
"I take off my happy hat to you.
John!" he chortled: "you are surely
the swift lad with the think thing."
"It was a lucky whirl for us last
night that we didn't have a wireless
station in the house." I added. "What
you would have done to Uncle Peter
with the Marconi gag would be scan
dalous." But never a word about the fatal
wedding of the money and the skate
not a word.
We were both trying to play the
dead game sport, so the voice of the
clam for ours.
We botii realized that It was too
late now to make a three-sheet squeal,
anyway.
The only thing to do was to wear
the high collars and mask-In the
bruises on the neck.
Just then Clara J. came to the door
and called me. "John," said she. "Un
cle Peter would like to see you and
Mr. Jefferson in his room."
. "He wants us to take the oath of
allegiance." I whispered to Bunch, and
a moment later we were alone with
the amateur bun-pilot.
Uncle Peter was propped up In bed
Tl jh t.t tlui lilitilinmlmiii 1 lirk tilrtM
Yesterday," He Went on Calmly, "I Met With an Accident."
and iiis face was set to represent the
battle of ShP.oh.
He had bandages all over his upper
floor, and two ice-bags held down his
wrists.
He was glad to Pee us and he said
so with some of his voice. He had
spent the rest of it singing, "Has Any
body Here Seen Kelly?"
"Boys." whispered the old chap on
the side track, "they don't know any
thing, do they?" and with this he
pointed down stairs with one of the
ice-bags.
"Know anything." 1 echoed: "well,
I should answer nay. You can bet
they don't know anything and never
will."
Both wrists got well at once and
the ice-bags fell to the floor.
"But Dike Lawrence," he queried.
"He was with me, and oh! what a ca
pacity that man has!" Then he
groaned and began to taste scrap-iron
in his mouth.
I recounted the events of the morn
ing and explained that by this time
Dike was paying a party call In some
New York buffet, whereupon Uncle
Peter yanked another foot out of the
grave and began to sit up and notice
the pictures on the wall.
"Boys," said the old fellow. "I want
you to promise me that after this In
terview the terrible scenes of last
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night "will never, never be recalled,
will yo promise me?"
We both did bo, without reset-ration,
and off came a yard of bandage
over his sky parlor. Uncle Peter was
recovering in sections.
"If ever anything like this happens
to me again I give you full permission
to rake up this horrible past," he
said with another groan.
But we both knew, that last night's
trip to Foolishville would be his last.
"Let me tell you something, boys,"
he went on. "Say! what did I do to
my voice last night? It feels as
though I had scraped it with a can
opener." We refrained from telling him that
his poor voice had been up in a tree
all night, but the temptation was
great.
"John," he continued, "after Peach
es won that big race eome time ago
1 became quite interested in horses."
I looked at Bunch, but he gave me
the glassy stand-back.
"Interested for a purpose," Uncle
Peter went on. "Not the purpose,
however, that the good souls down
stairs have been led to believe. Oh!
my head! 1 have been very fortunate
at the track, John!"
Again I looked at Bunch, but
couldn't flag him.
"Very fortunate, indeed," continued
the old fellow. "A man named Sulli
van whom I met some time ago tried
to bunco me out of a small amount,
but by treating him kindly he after
wards repaid me by giving me some
valuable tips, notably one yesterday,
when I won nine thousand dollars!"
Bunch began to choke and I got up
rapidly to look out the window and
see if anybody had moved the railroad
in the last ten minutes.
"John, come here." cried Uncle
Peter, "and listen to me. I've been
doing all this for you!"
"For me!" I gasped in amazement,
while Bunch almost fell off his chair.
"Yes;" said the ex-jag carpenter,
"for you. I admired your pluck in
not betting on your own horse on that
particular occasion, and I admired
your will power in stajing away frm
the track ever after. So I determined
fer my own amusement to try my
luck. If unlucky I intended to say
nothing about it, if fortunate I intend
ed to hand the winnings over to you
as a token of my esteem."
"Uncle Peter! why, that is. what
" I was away over in the dis
tance. "Yesterday," be went on calmly, "I
met with an accident. First I met
Mr. Lawrence and then I met with
the accident. Thanks to you two
young men that accident did not
prove fatal. Therefore, I shall divide
my winnings between you."
"What nonsense, Uncle Peter!" I
spluttered.
impossible, sir!" Bunch put In.
"It is not nonsense and it is not im
possible." Uncle Peter answered. "I'm
rich and don't need the money. You
are both young and can use it. If you
don't take it I shall probably fritter
it all away at the track, and, no
doubt, meet my friend. Mr. Lawrence
again," he added sadly.
J "In that case we'll take it." I spoke
up quickly.
"Then I'm through forever with
race tracks, and Mr. Lawrence!" the
old gentleman said. "In all, including
the $9,000 I won yesterday. I am
ahead about $16,000. You shall both
have a check for $S,000 as scon as I
get up. which will be right away."
Then he shook hands with both of
us and said we were the real goods.
Say! we were a couple of dazed
boys when we backed out of that
room.
"Is it anything serious?" Clara J.
asked as I came down the stairs.
"No, Peaches." I said. "Uncle Peter
had an attack of good-hcartedness and
he's all right"
"He certainly is all right," Bunch
added.
"He always was all right,"" Clara J.
chirped, and every man present
yelled. "Who's all right?"
Echo answered "Uncle Peter's all
right, all right."
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CL1JOE MILAGE
WASHINGTON. Illinois still holds
the national championship for
long distance statesmanship in con
gress. The complete congressional
record for the last session just issued
establishes the state's claim to this
distinction beyond any doubt.
No other delegation even approach
es the mark set by Illinois in the num
ber of congressmen absent at all
times, the number of roll calls missed
by each and the total number of days
eack was away during the session.
While none of the Illinois represen
tatives achieved the distinction of rep
resenting his district without once ap
pearing at the capital, there were sev
eral who outdid all former feats and
approached remarkably close to this
goal. Unfortunately they were handi
capped by the provision of the law for
the payment of mileage.
: A member may draw his salary of
President Loves
MI IFE is a jest, and all things show
L it:
I thought so once, and now I know it"
sang the poet Gay; and although the
president appreciates the necessity of
upholding the dignity of the chief exec
utive, still, like Oliver Cromwell, he
"loves an Innocent "jest"
He was to attend a fashionable ba
zaar held at the New Willard for
sweet charity's sake, and started out
accompanied by Capt. Butt and two
secret service guards, Messrs. Sloan
and Wheeler writes Joe Mitchell Chap
pie in the National.
The party was cordially welcomed
by the reception committee, and were
about to be permitted to enter the hall
when the president whimsically de
cided to pay his way in like the other
patrons of the charity. Walking up to
a desk where the tickets were on sale,
he inquired: "How much are the
tickets?"
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As Breeding Ground for Alaska
ILL DIE IF
THEY SEflD
ME TO ALASKA
-IT MUST BE
AWFUL COLO
UP THERE
AN odd plan Is on foot to make the
Colorado mountains a sort of prov
ing ground for agriculture in Alaska.
Of course, there are a good many
kinds of agriculture in Alaska that
do not need proving. They are al
ready an established success, both
scientifically and commercially. Hun
dreds of tons of potatoes, oats and cab
bage arc grown and sold in the terri
tory each year and there are a dozen
other successful crops.
But Alaskan nights are too cool
to mature string beans and corn, for
instance, and the question is whether
hardy, cold-restraint varieties could
not be produced by selective breeding
that would give Alaskans all the fresh
luxuries from their garden that the
states have.
There are farms in the Colorado
mountains near Denver that have an
elevation of nearly 10,000 feet and
the conditions at this altitude In Col
orado are almost Identical with condi
Lack of Horses
I NEVE HAS
VERY ANXIOUS
TO JOIN THE
ARMY -THEY
SHOULD USE
AUTOS J
ARMY officers and department of
agriculture experts are uneasy over
the lack of proper horses in the coun
try for use of the cavalry and artillery
in case of war.
A comprehensive report on the sub
ject has been published by the bureau
of animal industry of the war depart
ment. It appears that there is much
trouble in finding suitable horses for
the army in time of peace, to say noth
ing of the demands that would be
made in case of war of any magni
tude. In this country now are about 23,
000,000 horses. It would seem that out
of thiB number there would be an
ample number for the equipment of
the cavalry and for artillery and other
army uses in case of war. but in an
article on breeding horses for the
United States army, prepared by Capt.
Casper H. Conrad of the Third cav-
A Literal View.
Sweet Young Thing Do you know,
these incubating arrangements are
humble life tragedies to me in their
mechanical substitution to the little
chickies for a real mother. They
strike me a3 melancholy.
Practical Farmer Perhaps they are
They're brooders themselves, you
know.
An Insinuation.
Scribbles I say, oJd man. the first
edition of my book Is exhausted.
' Dribbles Well. I trust your friends
appreciate your generally.
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in Absenteeism
$7,500 a year, his $1,500 allowance for
clerk hire, and $125 for stationery
without coming to Washington, bnt it
is necessary for him to appear at least
once In order to receive bis traveling
allowance of 20 cents a mile.
It is doubtful if an absolutely per
fect record of nonattendance ever will
be made even by one of the Illinois
champions, unless this irksome re
quirement of the mileage provision
should be modified. The generous al
lowance makes it a real object for a
congressman to come to Washington
at least once jeach session.
Unsophisticated persons may sup
pose representatives who attend a ses
sion of congress only a few days of
the entire period refrain, as a matter
of propriety, from drawing their en
tire salary, or perhaps return it to the
treasury.
For the information of such be It
stated the cashier in the office of the
sergeant at arms was asked If any
member of the house had not drawn
his salary for the last congress or
had refunded it for any reason.
"Members of the house refund sal
ary!" exclaimed the official. "Never
knew it to happen, and I've been here
sixteen year3."
Innocent Jest
"Two dollars." replied the young
lady in charge sweetly.
Plunging into his spacious trousers'
pocket, the presidential right hand
brought forth two one dollar bills,
which he passed to the ticket seller,
and nodding to his trio of companions,
he entered the hall.
"Lend me two dollars. Jack," whis
pered Cnptain Butt to Wheeler, "left
my money at home."
"So did I." mourned Wheeler. (Th
party were attired in dress suits.)
"Never mind. I'll take care of you
both," hastily offered Jimmle Sloan,
with becoming magnanimity. The
others breathed a sigh of relief as he
approached the desk. "Three tickets
please." he announced calmly, produc
ing a crisp five-dollar bill.
"Another dollar, please," gently re
marked the young lady at the booth
"Another dollar! H how m much
did you say those tickets were?" de
manded James.
"Two dollars each."
Jlmmie was blushing a rosy red
when Wheeler came to the rescue.
A passing bell-boy was taken by the
collar and a few of the morning's tips
were removed from his inside pocket
Then four silver quarters were placed
triumphant ly upon the table, and the
three passed inside.
tions at 1.000 feet elevation near the
arctic circle. That Is the days arc
warm and sunshiny, but the nights
are almost cold even in summer, while
the severe winters are apt to kill all
but the hardiest perennials
A bill was recently introduced intc
congress for the establishment of just
such work in Colorado and alEO for
experiments that would breed drought
resistant vegetables for the desert.
The methods employed in this ex
perimental work are exceedingly in
teresting. If for instance, it was de
cided to find a wheat that would ma
ture in a very cold climate like that
in the hill country north of the arctic
circle, this is how it would be done:
First, the hardiest seed of all the har
diest varieties would be obtainable
from Russia, Scandinavia, Canada and
Alaska. Then it would be planted in a
place where it would be unlikely tc
mature. There might be just one stalk
that, from some mysterious strain of
breeding or force of circumstance,
would stand unharmed by the autumn
frosts. Its seed would be treasured
and the next year each grain would
be carefully planted and guarded so
that the strain should be increased,
and still further and severer teste
made on it until it was so hardened
that a full annual crop was assured.
Alarms Officers
airy and published by the department
of agriculture, doubt is expressed on
the subject The army type is said
to be scarce and hard to obtain.
Capt. Conrad recommends legis
lation by the states generally to pre
vent the breeding of unsound horses.
In 190S the government establishes
the system of remount depots for the
army. Under this system the govern
ment buys the horse young, at three
to four years old, and after breaking
them Jesues them to the troops. This
system has been found preferable tc
purchasing the animals when matured
But what the army officers want, and
also the department of agriculture, in
a system of government supervision ol
the breeding of horses for the army
Chief George. M. Rommel of the ani
mal husbandry division of the bureau
of animal industry, has devised a plan
whereby from 2,000 to 2,500 well-bred
animals would be available for the
army every year. This would about
supply the demands in time of peace.
It is proposed to divide the country
into four districts and to rear Mor
gans, thoroughbreds, standardbreds
and saddlers. In time the best type
would be discovered.
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The Personal View.
Teacher Our Investigations along
sociological lines have brought us Into
contact with the statement that fewer
women marry than in earlier times.
What have you to say regarding this
fact. Miss Jones?
Miss Jones Why. it's true in my
own case.
The Skeptic
"Does Bliggins know much about
gold mines?"
"Not a thing In the world."
"What makes you so sure of that?"
"He keeps investing in them."
THE PRICE OF
LAND INCREASING
THE 1ACK TO THE LAND" CRY
It EFFECTIVE.
Traveling through the state of Iowa
tho other day, and Iowa is no excep
tion to the story about to be related,
the writer was shown a farm that was
offered three years ago for $250 an
acre. That appeared to be a high fig
ure for land upon which the owner
depended upon the crops of corn, hogs
and cattle that could be raised upon
it But it wasn't. A few weeks since
the farm changed hands at $325 an
acre. Over in Illinois, down in In
diana, up in Wisconsin, across the
line in Minnesota, the same experi-'
ence was met with. And then atten
tion Is directed to Canada, which has
been the Mecca of so many hundred
thousand Americans during the past
few years. Not only in Eastern Can
ada has the price of lands increased,
but in Western Canada, during the
past few weeks, farm lands have in
creased from three to five dollars an
acre, with the prospect of a similar
advance during the next three months.
The reason for this Is very apparent,
and in a few words it may be pointed
out that the lands are worth a great
deal more than the present prices.
The Northwestern Agriculturist of
Minneapolis, a paper that was one of
the first of the American farm papers
to discover the real merits of the
lands of Manitoba, Saskatchewan and
Alberta, says: "The reciprocity sched
ule would encourage American farm
ers to move to Canada, where the vir
gin soil will produce greater crops of
grain with less labor than can be pro
duced in our own farms in the North
west The result will be to enhance
land values in Canada." This paper
Is afraid land values in Canada will be
enhanced at the expense of land
values in the United States. In face
of the fact that land values in the
United States are increasing the rea
soning scarcely holds. The reason for
the advance in value of Canadian
lands is partly accounted from the
fact, admitted by this paper, that Can
ada's virgin soil will produce "greater
crops of grain with less labor." But
that is not the only reason. During
the past twelve months 320,000 peo
ple have made Canada their home and
these are mostly of the farming class.
They want farms, and the demand as
well as the wealth of the soil is regu
lating the price. A study of the in
crease in the acreage of land put un
der crop last year, which can be had
from any Canadian government repre
sentative, will prove the point, that
the demand is increasing at a greater
ratio than even the most sanguine
would have predicted.
Baby Teethes on the Table.
"We are called upon to repair all
kinds of damages," a furniture dealer
the other day said. "But the most
puzzling defacement I ever saw was
that which appeared on a beautiful
mahogany table brought in for refin
isbing. AH around its margin were
rows of scratches and small indenta
tions which were hard to explain, as
the table was otherwise uninjured.
"'What happened to it?' I asked
when the owner came in.
"Well, she replied, 'the baby In
sisted on cutting his teeth around the
edge of it Of course, it was rather
expensive, but we both think there is
pithing too good for the baby.' "
Symptoms Were There.
"Your husband might have a little
solid food directly he begins to
mend." said the doctor. "But how am
I to tell?" inquired the anxious wife.
"The convalescent stages of influ
enza," replied the doctor, "are marked
by a slight irritability."
The next day he called and found
tho patient's wife radiant. "When I
refused to order his steak and on
ions," she explained, "he came into
the kitchen and smashed fourteen
soup plates and a dinner service; so.
of course. I sent out for steak at
once." Stray Stories.
In Demand.
Rod rick That foreign nobleman is
reading the stock market and I notice
his eye lingers on "A. G. Preferred."
What does "A. G.." Stand for.
Van Albert Associated Gas, I
guess.
Roderick H'm! I thought perhaps
it meant "American Girl Preferred."
A Budding Star.
The teacher informs me that Mary
Anderson Wombat has considerable
dramatic talent"
"That's what. Why that girl can't
recite the multiplication table without
making the most elegant gestures."
Sore Throat is no triflinj: ailment. It
may carry disease perms to an part of
the fcodv throunh the food you eat. When
ron frel sore throat coming on, use Ham
iins Wfcard Oil.
We are interested in others when
'.hey are interested in us. Plubllus
Syrus.
Simple remedies sre lst! Garfield Tea
is simple, pure, gentle in r.ction, and al
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To do two things at once is to do
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Police Sergeant John Smith alias
Williams.
New Magistrate Ladles first, al
ways. Let Alice Williams take the
stand.
Triumph of Courage.
Courage and the "power of the hs
man eye." saved Walter Sargent, a
prosperous rancher, in the Redwood
district San Jose, when he was con
fronted by a hungry mountain lion
the other evening. Sargent was driv
ing a herd of cows to his home in the
foothills when he noticed the big cat
stalking him. As it crouched for a
spring Sargent turned and fixed the
beast with his eye. Man and lion
remained as immovable as statues for
a few seconds and then the animal
turned and trotted away.
The extraordinary popularity of fine
white goods this summer makes the
choice of Starch a matter of great Im
portance. Defiance Starch, being free
from all injurious chemicals, is the
only one which is safe to use on fine
fabrics. Its great strength as a stiffen
er makes half the usual quantity of
Starch necessary, with the result of
perfect finish, equal to that when the
goods were new.
Of Course.
"Why are hotel bellboys called 'But
tons?' "
"Because they're always off when
you need 'em most"
Opposite Methods.
"Why has Miss Writem such a far
away look?"
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