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PLUNGE
By GEORGE V. HOBART
Hunch and I had schemed to dirt-1 Hunch surely looked the part. His
guise ourselves and lead I nele Peter , face had been treated with a hand
up to our own specially engaged book- painted complexion that took him to
maker lkey Schwartz, at the race- j Genoa and back on the same steamer.
lrak 'm order to conserve th coin ' and he had the Guinea crouch down
losing hv betting on me mm.
lie was
ponies.
i'nele I'et.T left Iluraldene quite
i-arly on J he day of the race and an
hni'r or two later I met Hunch at
Zurberg's roadhouse near the track.
Hunch had engaged :i room ::iid was
in thre unpacking a trunk i.h-ii 1
answered roll call.
"What's tin- deal with tin duds?" I
inquired as h- hauled a lot ot farce
comedy clothes out of th- kick and
tossed thm on the chairs.
These nr.- tor th makeup."' he
answered. Von don't suppose we're
going to pt.ll this play oft in str.:ight
faco. .! you? Hite into tin- .stiyc-h-nine.
John, and get nervous! get
nervous "
Hi.iicii w:us General .Ia-k?on at the
head of the brigade for sure, and the
interest he look in the scheme to save
buy I'nele Peter was astonishing.
'What am
He was so tickled over the prospect
of the rich joke that spread out before
T time for the third race and I men
tioned Eppy Grams as being a fancy
bit of pipe.
Just about that time I found myself
in front of Ikey's come-on camp, so I
halted and began to dig for some
dough.
"How do you do!" I heard Undo
Peter exclaim as he got a flash ot
lkey. "You're the young man I met
while I was with Mr. Lawrence, and
1 promised to do some business with
you, didn't I?"
lkey spread out a grin and an
swered, "Yes, sir. Mr. Grant."
"What is the name of your choice
Mr. Dodd?" Uncle Peter inquired
turning to me.
"Eppy Grams." 1 answered;
"friend of mine down Swampscott
wav hear'n tell as how that colt is
faster'n a streak of home-made
'ightnin. so I reckon I'm about due to
peel off ten dollars and plant it whar
Kppv Grams can make it grow."
I read the lines for Ikey's benefit
,n.i I eertainlv had him on the ropes
The first sentence gave him an attack
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Mass. All letters are received, opened,
read and answered by women. A wo- Shillalah Still Useful.
man can Ireely talk The shillalah. which showed at
of her private ilU , outh that it has not entirely lost its
thul M? Eensl old importance as a factor in dec,ding
tablished this colt I election. I. no raw limb of a tree
fulpiiffA hfitweon It is aimosi as mucn a worn, ui ..... .
Sirs. PinkjLam and a well balanced cricket bat The old
the 'women of shillnlahs were as careiuuy iookcu
A mar!iti Yi1iin1t find I ... l... .1...... Invlnir nt-nmc fie fa ft
.. i i .v. :. emnvsrjii'i itj-. .mwi ... uilit u intrii luuuh w,uw
' r l,ln-n ninrliiw find WIlOIl I nriB s 4-BU' ..,..... Kn,n 1,-VL-an . . . .... r .1 ...
him that he kent lauchinc inwardlv ! "' l""''" "" " , . ,f .. ,,i, &&sSZs "Zr rit'.e in tne wuus. nu irom we uc
1.1 ..... , , 11 Peter asked for the odds it was nil CtrTutA Kever has she pub- ,Mpt nf vmme blackthorns and show
till I thought bed explode and spoil , b k !n timc to ., . - tpstimonial Cr used a letter . hest "'"L1"":,!!: ,?.
"' s suit. . '?:.-..;: - " 1 Sthnnt to written consent of the 1 in5 as . uiucr :f f :
WHEN IT REALLY WAS WARM
Incident Related by Mr.' Binge Put
an End to the Hot Weather
Stories.
"Hot In Brazil!" said the young
man who had just returned from a
trip to South America, according to
the Chicago Daily News. "Well. 1
should say so. Do you know, for days
at a time we couldn't take our after
dinner siesta on account of the pe
culiar noises." "What noises?" asked
the blonde stenographer, innocently.
"Why, the coffee popping on the
trees. You see. the sun was so hot
the grains just roasted before they
were picked." The old traveler yawn
ed. "Rather warm down there, bub."
he rejoined, laconically, "but when
I was down there you couldn't sleep
at night. Every once in a while
there would sound the most extraor
dinary crackling noise that ever fell
unon the human ear." "What were
the sounds. Mr. Bings?" And Mr. '
tIim ..inwl ficrntn anil renltoll 1
"The rubber trees stretching themselves."
Hoods
Sarsaparilla
Leads all other medicines in
the cure of all spring ailments,
humors, loss of appetite, that
tired feeling, paleness and
nervousness. Take it.
Get it today in usual liquid form m
chocolated tablets called SarOOtODO.
The Wretchedness
of Constipation
CARTER'S LITTLE
LIVER rlLLS.
Say! i was all to the Oshkosh: ' "".. " ' ..,, a hundred on writer, and never has the Company " was weigmeu wu - -vit.
ti.o ctnr0 Mnti,oQ .-,...! tho uijr l nc!e Pter niatPU. " , -iinwi ti.osP. confidential letters to the end nearest the grip, so that its
and the imitation Panama hat made ! K center of gravity was about four-
out of cracked oats, and the neat lit- P"J . -' .T . f aBd j &Af. f m !Li5
tie sroup of wind-teasers on the ehin. "' , """ , , . ,llf. ., cuv-" "'" "-- wuen jirupeio "':u "-' "-"
I was a regular Silas Tohasco Per ! ro,,ed off to at,h , x.'nt.u wn. Out of the vast volume of experience kept in the neighborhood of the farm
11 . ,:L T i !... Z'J uw,,. lkey asked me where I. unci, was Ir3 pinkliam Uas to draw Qf few nionth ,t became a
w Z r , .,i before ro-iVhinc the :ind ,hcn il sd,lcnl-v "'"T. lo . ! from, it is more than possible that she thinj, f suppie steel. And the
' . .. ri.nt I l.n.ln't kent tlie aniioiuuiiiu.. nas mincu ine very Kiiowieujiu iieeu-u w.n..int!nn nf tho name of this
Kate. after naming a spot wnere we m com. In yolir case. She asks nothing in xe- , is the melodious one
meet in an hour ,o compare notes. ' . , , h ?JwX the accent on the
Huneh jomeil the pusn oi piuers on i." - . advice lias iieipeu tiiou.sanus. oureiy ."...-. -- ---
,i.:.. -..,. ,i...,..i, tw. t,,r,.iii.. to thr. not a sipn of him anywhere until pres- ,vom.n, r'h or poor, should bo i "all." London Chronic.e.
Very Vivid.
"In descriptive writing." said Wil
liam Dean Howells. at a dinner at the
Authors' club in New York, "a vivid
phrase is always better than a half
dozen paragraphs.
"The vivid phrase Is what every
writer should seek. A phrase. I
proper J meat something like that of the baby
that shouted to its mother:
" 'Oh. mamma, turn an' see the man
a-butteriut; bricks!'"
.. . i Awri rwav ?ionr
and a little later I ; entiy. auracieu ... a ..
i the gate. I rubbered through and
Promised Land
l olio wed.
It was now up to me to do a gwak ; picture!
spe. ialty and 1 went affr the record. . In the center of the crowd stood the
1 rubbered my way into the bet- sullen Punch surrounded by s x or
... .... .-.i noon lir.nt.ilnptors. all sres-
I supposed to play in ting ring, saw that .key was at. n.s . .- -- friendless
this production "."" ! ask.-d. as 1 gave pist and then 1 went on a sun mini ur.....i, "I",. :..
Ih.- .iB-iaRs the fivczy look over. .or Tncle Peter. 1 llthe dmi.de - -n -
iii.:i . . ..,. . rm f itn a niTii in tn v in- mii.i. mv -- -..
Uin CM'm.liiifi iii '"is'" " .
"V'I!." r-pliel Hunch, "in the old
college days you were considered one j
of oiti best little smile-pullers. In
tliofe days you were rated high as a
comical cuss when it came to acting
out. so you lor the little hunch of
HillnHys on the chin, and do a Iteub!"
"5 do a Iteub'" 1 gasped. "Am I
supposed to put on the Keokuk coat
and the Piketown pants and chew hay
uroiind the track all day?"
"Say. is I'nele Peter your relative
or miner Punch came hack. "Are
you going to hack pedal now when
the show is ready to open? If you
want to save this money-s;.illing old
(azizzum you'll have to roll up the
sleeves and play ball. I tell you those.
How are you going to tout him up to
our counter fo we can got his coin
if you don't wear the blinders, huh?"
"And what fat part have you cast
yourself for'."" 1 asked, more than
half way inclined to let I'nele Peter
go the whole distance on the Per
dition pike.
"Why I'm goin to do a Dago boot
black," Punch replied. "I've got all the
goods right here. Say: this whole
scheme hits me just about righL I
anticipate rolling up a large bundle of
laughs and. besides, doing that fool
ish old man a big favor. Say. John,
can you eat eh me shining old I'nele
Peter's shoes and steering him on to
a sure thing, eh, what? It's a pipe,
that's all it is "
Punch's enthusiasm soon dispelled
all my doubts and in a minute we
"were into the details or our makeup.
Presently lkey Schwartz called as per
agreement with Punch and we went
over the whole plan. Punch had
enough dough in the overalls to
Miuare things in case anybody caught
lkey with a long shot, but the latter
promised to make the prices -o unin
vitinir to outsiders that there would
be nothing doing around the bazaar,
ecept for I'nele Peter.
It looked like a cinch trim led with
par.sies.
All we had to do was to coax I'nele
Peter up to the receiving teller and
bold him there till he had a headache
in the bank account. Then we'd lead
him out in a vacant lot somewhere,
preach him a few lines on the evils
of t'ne betting ring, and give him
back his faded . ush.
In my mind's eye 1 could see grate
lul I'nele Peter falling upon our
necks and blessing us in seven differ
ent languages because through oar
The biggest meniner
'!... .... i.il iiw lite tnn.
neck just outside the betting pit I! me nesicgmg ...... .... .. "-"-
carelessly put one of my elbows into , sils down coaxing Punch to tight it
the dining arrangements of a hurry- , out. but the latter stood there wild
ing stranger and the next moment he ' eyed and silent,
treated me to about a pound of the Punch realized that if it came to
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mail IO taiiu auvam.igu ui mm B"""""1- t- j-.t-, - h Tnherruleuis
ous offer of assistance. Address Mrs. I " Wf1-'- on the """'
lMiikliam, care of J.vilia E. Pinkham J The Italian government, on account
Medicine Co., Lynn, "Mass. of the number of tuberculosis cases
-, x. j. t among the Italian emigrants sent back
Every woman ought to have , ,,,,w" ",c .'ia" .",,! ,,n,rj, nf
,. , . i i , . from America, has appointed boards or
Lydia E. Pinklwms 80-page cxaniiners in the seaports, whose duty
Text Book. It is not a book fov it is to roport the arrival of tubercu
gcncral distribution, as it is too ' lous persons. These are then kept un
cxpensivc. It is frt-o and only ,ier observation in those places where
obtainable by mail. Write for they settle, to preevnt further spread
it today.
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DISTEMPER
In all it form among all age of horses,
as well a dogs, cured and others in same
stable prevent imI from having the disease
with STOIIXS MSTEMPKll CURE.
Kverv little gunraimeil. Over bOO.twu
bottle Mld la-t jcar JV) and 1.0). Any I
good dntpgi.'t. or semi to manufacturers.
Agents wanted. Spohn MeIical Co., Spec, j
Contagious Diseases. Goshen. Ind.
The use of the
MMfiWN THE WOULD WW
starts habits of energyinkiatioa
T"oi
the name
to remember
i you need a remedy
COUCHS and COL.PS
Cheerful Anticipation.
of the disease. The erection of new "Have you seen my 'Descent into
sanitoria and other tuberculosis insti- Hell?' " asked a poet.
unions is beins urged in Italy, and "No," said Curran. warmly; "I
the number of beds for consumptives I should be delighted to see it." From
has been considerably increased in dif- . Clark's "Eminent Lawyers.
ferent places.
!UTrfc, Sw Ywt, BmUi Aw., MarKSdM., Wat
A Country School for 6irls
IX NEW YORK CITY. B-tflnrof
counny ana dtj llf. Out-of-door sports oa
sc bool pa rk uf 3S a crva nra r t be 1 1 mtson Blver
AcadcnjlcCourtol'rtmaryClJissloradnatloB.
Music una Art. BUS susus swl BlM BM
Doubts.
"" J The Stranger Are you quite sure
Willing to Tell It. that that was a marriage license you
The check which the comely young t gg nie jast month?
German banded in at the window of a t Tne official Of course! What's
Walnut street savings fund bank the ' tne matter?
other day was made payable to j Tie stranger Well. I've lived a
(retchen Schmidt, and she had en- jog's life ever since. Sketch.
dor&ed it simply I'retchen smith, me
man at the receiving teller's window
called her back just as she was turn
ing away to rectify the mistake.
"You don't deposit this quite this
way." he explained. "See, you have
forgotten the H."
The young woman looked at her
check and blushed a rosy red.
"Ach. so I baf." she murmured, aud
wrote hurriedly:
"Age 2::."
Too Costly.
"When I want to flatter a man I ask
him for advice."
"I take it for granted that you nev
er want to flatter a lawyer."
HHrsJbsV
PARKER'S .
HAIR BALSAM
Ctuiim and trut.nea tha b
naomiM m. iniuruni' ktovus.
Kerer Mia to Bostora Orf
Ha. in iu xanuiui iiur
Can scalp dljcuta hslf fslltaa)
wejsnaawai
Whenever there is a tendency to consti
pation. Mck-headache or biliousness, take a
cup of Garfield Tea. All druggists.
The greatest cause of worry on Actions, looks, words steps from
Ironing day can be removed by using ti,e alphabet by which you spell char
Defiance Starch, which will not stick acter. Lavater.
to the iron. Sold everywhere, lb oz. ,
for 10c. i
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He Was a Judge.
Geraldine I am just Jwenty-two.
Gerald Verdict set aside.
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W. N. U.f OMAHA, NO. 13-1911.
I Was Introduced and Underwent the Initiation With Flying Colors.'
warmest verbal remonstrance I ever
listened to.
With his first word 1 turned and
recognized my old friend, the Ken
tucky horse trainer. Murf Higginbot
tom. "Yo all eert'nly should know that
my stomach ain't no place for yo' el
bow, sub!" he expostulated. "Ain't
they room enough in this big world,
sub, for yo' elbow without lacerating
my personal property? 1 don't know
much about medicine, sub, but 1 know
enough to tell yo' all that a stranger's
elbow ain't got any business in my
stomach, sub!"
I tried to apologize for bombarding
his Little Mary, but .Murf was sore
all over.
"Yo all can't cut a gully through
my right of way, suh. and then square
yo' self by laying the blame to acci
dent, sub!' Murf spluttered. "I made
it a rule all my life. sub. to bump
them that bump me. and if yo' all has
any of the true ge'man in yo'. suh.
yo" best foliow me to a quiet spot
and get yo' bump, suh!"
blows the first crack would change
his complexion and he'd probably
get pinched as a suspicious character,
so he had to stand there and let those
Guinea shoe-beaters shower verbal
spaghetti all over him.
1 knew that if I interfered togged
up in the Reub harness I'd only make
matters worse, but I was just going
to take a chance when a track Cop
pushed through the crowd and in
quired for particulars.
"Onea beega slob!" the lending
man in the Dago troupe yelled; "he
makea do cheap shine: beega slob!"
"No gotta da I'nion card!" yelled
another native of ralernio.
Oh! oh! I could feel the loud laugh
on Hunch creeping to the surface.
Delighted with the ingenuity of bis
disguise be had danced into the arena
but no sootier did the regulars in the
boot-shining industry get a peep at
the luckless Hunch than they held
him up as a non-union man and a
scab.
Oh! Oh!
Onea becga slob! makca da pinch!
Dark Days Coming.
"Say. Jim, here's a preacher In New
York who says men should sew, cook,
wash the dishes and get their own
breakfast."
"What's the use of rubbing It in?
Guess we all know we'll have to pret
ty soon."
Shortly after her marriage a woman
packs her ideals away in moth balls
and pays no more attention to them
until she becomes a widow.
FREE SAMPLE OF LAXATIVE
CURED THEIR CONSTIPATION
"When a person has become discouraged
through years of failure to find a cure.
I ami anally, perhaps, gives up trying. It
" !s smalt wonder that ho becomes skep-
Mr. WinsIow'M Soothln? Syrup for ChiWren
teflhlujr. wifteiitrn-jru,n,. niluef Intlarama
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jit:dcii v... cacu. ..w.u u..c i t,ca, And yct tQ a,j wno ,xavo con.
some women unless there's an occa- i stlpation. wo would say. "Try just one
sional bargain sale. ; thins more."
, i We wish you would try Dr. Caldwell'
. .i . ..u ..,.. . i.i .uk o Syrup Pepsin, a laxative tonic that lias
Even the truth may be told with an .j for a Kcneration. Thousands
Intention to deceive. are usln? It: surely some of your friends
- ' among tho number. You can buy it of
k""- cots more than other oc cigars. , n mu, an(, addres, to Dr. Caldwell for a
fr-t- sample bottle. lie will send you
Town criers were abolished when (.nnugh to convince you of Its merits, and
women's clubs were organized. then If you like it you can buy It of your
IrugRist. Mr. J. J. Petty of UnionvfrU
Mo., Mr. George W. Zimmerman of Har
risburtf. Pa., and many others of botk
sexes.and in all psrrts of the country One
used "a sample bottle and now have tt
regularly In tho house.
You will learn to do away with saltav
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temporary reliefs while Dr. Caldwell'e
Syrup I'epsin Is guaranteed to cure per
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bowel muscles so that they will do their
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Cast aside your skepticism and try Syrup
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For tho free sample address Dr. W. BL
Caldwell. 201 Caldwell bulldlnff. Montt
cello. 111.
Then I leaneo over and whispered , makca da ,,h:eh!" the Dagos yelled
the pass word in Murf's ear. He, -n unlson an,i jt was up to Mr. Cop
jumped as tiiougn snot ami loonea at
me keenly. Then he cracked open a
loud laugh and asked for the particu
lars
to get busy.
"What d'ye mean by buttin" in
here?" the Cop asked, but Hunch
' . ..,,-, r , . ,- didn't dare open his mouth and dis
"Yo all cert ply did fool yo obedi-1 , " , . ' . - .,. ,.,,
,t c, m ,rf rh.,PkiP.i. -And I I1 s assortment cf phony Italian
ent servant. Murf chuckled. And
I'm sholy glad yo' didn't follow me to
a quiet spot because yo an was ,
eert'nly due to get bumped. John, j-o
eert'nly was!"
"We'll go to the quiet spot anyway.
an
i "Get out of here, ye cheap skate.
I the Cop yelled, grabbing Hunch by
the shoulder and pushing him over tc
the gate. "What d'ye mean by cut
tin' prices and tryin to becomo a
Murf." I said. "1 must put you wise I Pierpint Morgan at the expense
to the vaudeville act I in playing and
get your help to win out."
When I explained the whole situa
tion to Murf he laughed till I thought
his mind would explode.
"When I fuss met yo" I'nele Peter,"
he managed to gasp after a bit: "we
didn't cotton much to each othah, but
when 1 got to know him bettah, suh.
I felt more kindly disposed, and later
we got to be fuss class friends. If I j ye Guinea slob!"
oi
these regular shines?"
The Dagos yelled with delight, ano
1 ducked so as not to add to Hunch's
misery by letting him get a peep at
me.
Hut. oh! oh! what a horse on my
college chum!
"Now get out of here." commanded
the Cop as he gave Hunch a hard
push through the gate, "and stay out
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"I Do a Reub!" I Gasped.
can do anything to help yo" all save j
yo Lncie 1'eier irom neaiing ins
money to death command me. suh!"
"All I want you to do, Murf." I
answered, "is to introduce me to
I'nele Peter as Hiram Dodd. a friend
unselfish efforts we had pulled him j of yours from Swampscott. Conn
out ot the clutches of the Grabheimer and give me the name of a likely win
gang, and had saved lovable old Aunt ner in the third race this afternoon. I
Martha from the distress of having want to firmly establish my friend
to go to work in a cigar factory in ' ship with Uncle Peter by handing him
her old age. I a winner, first crack out of the box.
Are you next. Murf?
Sure thinf
We were two good
boys to do this kindly deed.
And so a few minutes later there
The patent-leather pounders on thf
inside screamed with joy as the inter
loper went bouncing out of their
Eden. Hunch t rned angrily and was
about to speak, but suddenly changed
his mind and rushed off in the direc
tion of the hotel.
When I got back to lkey the race
was over. Eppy Grams win and the
i delighted Uncle Peter cashed in amid
great applause from himself.
Uncle Peter saw me and wanted tc
I buv me a box of cigars but I excused
Colds and Chills Bring Kidney Ills
February, March and April are the backache months, because they are months of colds, chills,
erip and pneumonia, with their congesting, weakening influence on the kidneys. Colds, chills, or grip strain
the kidneys and start backache, urinary disorders and uric acid troubles. You feel lame, weak and tired
and have headache, dizzy teenngs, acny musciesanu junub-iuuiicquciiijpainuu unu.uv ua9MSca,acuiuiuii,
etc. Chills hurt the kidnevs. Likewise well kidneys often prevent taking cold, by helping to pass off
v. ..Kte mntterc nf mid conp-estion. Doan's Kidnev Pills are very useful in the raw winter and spring
months. They stop backache and urinary disorders, keep the kidneys well and prevent colds from settling
on the kidneys. Strong testimony proves it. What better evidence could you ask?
"I cerfnly follow yo' all closely, all , and he rushed off floodin,
the way around
Murf answered
issued from Zurberg's hotel a Dago "Tell him to lay a few dollars on
bootblack and a Long Island Reub , Eppy Grams in the third race it
a catchy pair, believe me! ' sholy looks like the money, suh!
lkey had one on ahead to take j We strolled around a bit and pres
dowu the shutters. He had full in- i cntly ran across Uncle Peter who
Fiructions how to break into Yvsla ' recognized Murf and greeted him ef
1'etcr's good graces and tie up to the fusively.
old fellows staff. We were to play I I was introduced and underwent the
soft music around the fringe of so-! initiation with flying colors. Uncle
ciety and try to push my spendthrift ; Pe r played me for Hiram Dodd to
relative over against the philanthro- ; th i limit, even going so far as to tell
pic brace game, but under no circum- j me he knew several members of the j
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unless he yelled for financial help, a ! Murf excused himself and by easy
rnr.i:mrer.cv to be carefully guarded i stages 1 led my esteemed Uncle
against by all of us.
i earth with joyous chuckles.
Making an appointment with lkey
for the morning I hurried to join the
disgruntled Bunch.
Oh! Oh!
When I found him he consisted ol
one large sore spot.
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Making His First Mark.
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