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V WANTED TO BE AGREEABLE Farmer's Rather Humorous Explana tion for Telling Exceedingly "Tall" Story. Irving Ratcheller once told, a story of a farmer on the Connecticut hills. "Pretty steep land for planting. Isn't it?" a visitor asked the tiller of the soil. "Pretty steep." the farmer assented. "I suppose it's quite difficult to plant your corn?" "Quite difficult." came the echo. The visitor was interested, and would not be put off with short re plies. "Eh how do you manage to plant on this hill?" he persisted. The farmer gazed at him pityingly. "Wo have to shoot it all into the earth with shotguns, stranger," he as sured his guest. The visitor gasped. "Really?" he ejaculated. "Really now? Is that ac tually true?" The farmer sighed and turned upon his guest a look of withering scorn. "So, that isn't true," lie answered. "I'm trying to make conversation." A WOMAN'S KIDNEYS. Are Often Responsible for Untold Suffering. Mrs. 7. II. Kaiser, Whitney, Nebr., says: ".Many times during the night I was obliged to arise becauso of too frequent passages of kidney secre tions. Again they be came scanty, were very thick and attend ed by burning and scalding. Soon a drop sical condition bo came manifest and I began to worry. My feet and ankles were bloated and I was in a bad way when I began with Doan's Kidney Pills. I used four boxes and was entirely cured." Remember the name Doan's. For salo by all dealers. F0 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, X. Y. Successful Life Work. "He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much; who has gained the respect of Intelligent men and the love of little children; who has filled his niche and accomplished his task; who left tho world better than ho found it, whether by an improved poppy, a perfect poem, or a rescued soul; who has never lacked appreciation of earth's beauty or failed to express it; who has always looked for tho best In others, and given the best he had; whose life was an inspiration; whose memory a benediction." President Schurman. A Frequent Speaker. A member for a northern constit uency, who was one day reproached by a disappointed supporter for never opening his mouth In the house, repu diated the accusation with indignation. Not a day passed, ho declared, but that he said something; and it was reported in the papers, too. In con firmation of his statement ho pro duced the report of the last debate, and pointed triumphantly to the "Hear, hears." with which certain speeches were punctuated. "That's me," he said. Tit-Hits. That Awful Mrs. Jones. Mrs. Smith She is so unobservlng! Mrs. IJrown And always complain ing. The other day. while ballooning near a storm center, she collided with a rain cloud and reported to tho au thorities that the driver of aa aero plane sprinkler had splashed water all over her best gowu! Widow. The Final Settlement. "A verdict for 510.000 isn't so bad." said the junior partner. "How much shall we give our client?" "Oh, give him $j0."' answered the senior partner. "But hold:' "Well?" "Don't be hasty. Promise to give him $30." Advantages. "You must have found the arctic cir cle very w.pleasant." "Yes," replied the arctic explorer; "but it has its advantages. The cli mate is disagreeable, but the people aren't always worrying you about proofs." COLDS Mnnyon's Odd Remedy Relleres tfcs bead, throat tii.d lungs almost itnmcdlate lv. Check Tevers. itops Discharges of the nose, takes awaj all aches and pains caused by colds. It cures Grip end ob stinate Coughs anl prevents Pneumonia. Write Prof. Munyon, Wrd and Jefferson StsC Phlla.. Pa., lor medical advice ab solutely free. O'S IS THE NAME OP THE BEST IVIEDICllSiE for COUGHS E COLDS Hf f V vzi r SI800 hJurlsu BaBBfsfsyflM4sslMl:ii J3N'"1m Remove the orchard litter. Sweet clover is very drouth-resisting. Plan for an orchard this year, if you naven't got one. The cow is the final Judge as to the real worth of silage. Rye straw is of very littlo use on the farm except for bedding. A cow should be dried off for a few weeks before the calving period. Keeping records of the cows is oft entimes tho first step toward success. During the summer months poultry consume a large amount of green for age. Chickens are always considered moro or less of a side line on the farm. Plenty of out-door exercise and fresh air will insure a crop of vigor ous lambs. Regularity in milking helps the flow, during the present and all subsequent lactation periods. Good drainage to a cow stablo Is ab solutely necessary, and a cement floor serves this end to good advantage. Keep your chicks on dry ground, where they can get no red worms, and they are not likely to have gapes. Except when pigs are small, two feedings of warm, sloppy feed per day. morning and evening, is suffi cient. The trap nest picks out the layers, the best brooders, the drones and the unprofitable hens as well as the egg eaters. The season has arrived when farm ers and gardeners should begin testing seeds to determine their power of ger mination. There will be no danger of white specks, or black specks either. In the butter if the cream is strained Into the churn. The sooner anyone gets rid of "cull" stock the better, and when a favorable opportunity comes It Is well to take advantage of it. A cow that is run down or hide bound, the result of faulty digestion and assimilation, needs a tonic to build up her blood. Many of the troubles experienced at lambing time are are result of rough handling and treatment during the period of pregnancy. The fanner's family is fortunate In having an abundance of good food at all seasons of the year, but this is especially true in the winter. Every farmer can have plenty of eggs and chickens for himself and for market if he will only turn a little of his energy toward the hen house. Are there not some places about the farm where evergreens ought to be planted? They mako a splendid wind break about the barns and yards. In hauling manure. Ice, wood or oth er slow work about the farm where a team stands a good share of the time (he use of blankets is to be recom mended. You must keep track of your hens and know what they are doing If you are going to keep them at all. and then you can have as largo a flock as you can manage. There Is no danger of cattle chok ing on shredded fodder. They chew It the samo as hay before they at tempt to swallow it and it goes down their throats as easily. Some one who has not been asleep all the time during recent years has said: "Cement and alfalfa are going to mako western farmers the most Independent people on earth." For lice on hogs sprinkle them with a trustworthy dip. which can be done most readily with a sprinkling can. or by pouring slowly into a can which has been filled with holes in the bot tom. Sweet corn Is one of the bsst sum mer tablo vegetables. Grow plenty of It this year and have a succession coming on for late summer and fall use. A good way to get an early start of sweet corn is to plant seeds in pieces of sod in the house or hot bed and plant the young corn in the garden as soon as the weather out side will permit. The value of manure varies with the water content. Manure from cat tle contains a large amount of water. Manure from horses and sheep has much less, because, on account of the shape of the bowel, it comes in pel lets or balls, and hence has a chance to dry out. Therefore, it has much more nitrogen, phosphorus and potas sium per ton than that from cattle. This Is particularly true of sheep, en account of the exceeding dryness of the product Poultry prefer light bouses. Be careful of your feed with all stock. Drainage is a necessary foundation for a good road. Gapes can be cured by fumigating the chicken with sulphur. Select your cockerels to overcome the shortcomings or your hens. Baked potatoes occasionally fed to the chicks are relished by them. Butter fat seems to absorb more moisture when comparatively warm. Many growers think there is more money in raspberries than strawber ries. Sunshine Is a great purifier; allow it free access in the barn whenever possible. Milk is very susceptible to filth and disease, and care must be exercised In handling it. The cow that does not yield a profit nt the pail eats just about as much as the cow that does. Don't plant any flowers In straight row3 except hollyhocks or sunflowers, or plants for borders. The one cry against the general practice of dairy farming is that it requires too much labor. The well ventilated barn will be more comfortable on the coldest day than one poorly ventilated. Twenty acres of corn put into the silo is worth more in feeding a dairy herd than 20 acres in the crib. Don't forget about the lice these days, when the hens are shut up a good part of the day and night. There Is a best temperature for each Individual lot of cream, but this can be determined only by experience. If the man who has no silo would watch ills neighbor feed and watch the results he would soon have one. Do not neglect to use these days when the ground is frozen hard to dress the land liberally with manure. A hill of potatoes stripped by bugs, or on wheh the leaves are Injured by blight, cannot give a satisfactory yield. Whitewashing or painting the In terior of the cow stable Is advisable and does not bring a burden upon the daio'iuan. Place no reliance In the theory that breeds contaminate by simply seeing a different variety on the other side of the fence. Unless the dairy farmer really knows a good dairy cow when he 6ees one. he should not attempt to build up a dairy herd. There is a tradition that cows will do better in warm weather than in cold weather, but experience has dis proved this fact. The best way to feed straw to horses and mules at work is to re duce it to chaff and mix it with mid dlings and corn chop. No animal suffers more readily from intense cold in the winter or more severely from intense heat In the summer than the hog. Get ahead of the season in all gar den work. By and by the rush of other things will come and a part of this work may be neglected. Plant strawberries as soon as the ' season will allow. Xext year's crop depends upon the start made this sea son, so strawberry growers say. To seed down a vegetable garden after the earth has been worked, t fined and raked thoroughly, the first needful thing is to level the ground. The time will soon be here when we hall need seed corn for planting. It is always well to make a selection and have all things ready before plant- ing time. The cow freshening in the spring will produce a maximum flow of milk during the first couple of spring months because of the Ideal condi tions of the pastures. If perches, houses and coops are thoroughly treated now with a good mite destroyer there will be no dan ger of their making any further trou ble until next summer. Stables should be cleaned carefully daily, and disinfected thoroughly at least twice during the winter season, and always after a case of disease among the animals in the stable. Before commencing to fatten, chick ens should be thoroughly dusted with insect powder, and this .-liould be re peated at least twice during the feed ing period to keep them free from vermin. Set out a few flowers and fruit plants each year, and scon you will have an abundance. Many people never have any yard and garden worth speaking cf because they al ways neglect to order and set out plants in season. :ways fully believ ing that they will not forget it the next year. A good motto In garden ing is. "Do it now." Alfalfa makes the hens cackle and the turkeys gobble. It induces the pigs to squeal and grunt with satis faction. It causes the contented cow to give rails full of creamy milk and the shorthorn and whitefaced steers to bawl for the feed rack. Alfalfa softens the disposition of the colt and hardens his bones and muscle3. It fattens lambs as no other feed and promotes a wool clip that is a verita ble golden fleece. WESTERN CANADA COUNTING ITS GOLD THE GRAIN CROP OF 1910 WA3 A GOOD PAYING ONE. Crop conditions throughout the west of Canada were not ideal, but notwith standing there were excellent crops. Reports come from different parts to the agents of the Canadian govern ment, whose literature tells a good part of the story, that the crops in most places were splendid. At Castor, Alta.. F. Galloway's oat crop threshed 35 bushels to the acre, machine measure, and 44 bushels by weight. Alex Robertson of Dellsle, Alta., had 20 bushels to the acre on 875 acres. W. & H. Clark, 17 bush els to the acre on 77 acres. Sheldon Ramsey, 20 bushels on 160 acres. J. Lane threshed 3,500 bushels off 200 acres; J. Hamilton, 5,200 bushels off 264 acres. Mrs. Headley had an av erage of 25 bushels per acre on 160 acres. Chambers Bros, got 13,270 bushels off 650 acres. Fertile Valley district. G. Rollo. had an average of 25 bushels to the acre on a total crop of 10,000 bushed. E. Brown of Pincher Creek had a yield of 33 bushels on his winter wheat; W. Walker, Miss Walker and John Goberts all had an average yield of 25 bushels; Mr. Fltzpatrick, 23, and Mr. Freebairn, 20. Charles Nelson of Bon Accord, Alberta, had threshed his crop of 5,000 bushels of grain, wheat, oats and barley, from 210 acres of old ground. Wm. Logan of Bon Accord is re ported to have threshed 400 bushels of wheat from 9 acres of new break ing. His oats It Is said yielding over 100 bushels to the acre. Robert Mar tin of Belbeck. Sask., from 100 acres got 3,740 bushels of wheat Geo. A. Campbell of Caron, Sask.. from 130 acres summer fallow got 40 bushels per acre, and from 50 acres stubble got 24 bushels per acre. One of the farmers of Colonsay threshed out 36 bushels of wheat per acre from 150 acres summer fallow, and another 33 bushels per acre. James Glen of Drinkwatcr. Sask., had 36 18 bushels per acre; 40 acres summer fallow, 31 bushels per aero; 40 acres stubble, 27 bushels per acre; total. 6.6S0 bushels off 200 acres. Abe Winters of Fleming has 39 bushels of wheat per acre. At Govan. Benjamin Arm strong had 33 bushels to the acre. John Glumlin. 34 bushels. Charles Latta. 35 bushels. J. K. Taylor. 35 bushels. W. Small. 2.0C0 bushels on 90 acres. J. F. Moore, 6,500 bushels on 215 acres. J. MacLean, 1,500 bush els on 63 acres. W. Hopwood, 1,750 bushels on 60 acres. W. Gray, 950 bushels on 30 acres. W. Curtin, 850 bushels on 3 J acres. John Meyers, Jr., of Grand Coulee, reports 34 bushels to the acre. P. P. Epp of Langham, Sask., has 35 1-3 bushels per acre. J. J. Thlessen, 31 bushels per acre. Chris Dear, 25 bushels per acre from 90 acres. Wm. Thlessen. 18 bushels from 100 acres. P. P. Schultz, 18 bushels per acre from 100 acres. Robt II. Wiggins of Manor. Sask., had 39 bushels wheat and 75 bushels of oats per acre. Fred Cobb, 30 bushels of wheat and 75 bushels of oats per acre. Jack Robinson. 39 bushels of wneat per acre. Wm. Kin del of Milestone, Sask., had 38 bush els of wheat per acre. R. J: Moore, 40 bushels of wheat per acre. Martin Roddy, 3S bushels of wheat per acre. J. D. Sifton of Moose Jaw had 37 bushels wheat per acre; oats, 50 bush els per acre; flax, 11 bushels to the acre. John L. Smith of New Warren had 35 bushels of wheat per acre. At Regina H. W. Laird bad 35 bushels to the acre; W. H. Duncan, wheat, 22 bushels to the acre, flax, 16 bushels; G. M. Bell, wheat, 35 bushels to the acre, oats, 70 bushels; O. E. Roth well, 25 bushels to the acre; J. McKinnis, wheat, 35 bushels summer fallow; 20 bushels stubble; oats. SO bushels; J. S. Mooney. 31 bushels of wheat; 80 bushels oats on stubble. At Tessies, Wm. Xesbi't had 44 bushels wheat to the acre. Sep. Latrace. 34 bushels. I Thos. Miller, 31 bushels. These were ! all on summer fallow. Major Bros.' stubble went 14. At Tuxford, Sask., C. B. Dunning had 37 bushels. James Ba,n l bushels summer fallow. At Yellow Grass, Wm. Robson, off one , half section, had 45 bushels wheat to I the acre, and 40 bushels off another averaged 37 bushels to the acre. Geo. Steer, off a twenty-acre field, threshed half. M. A. Wilkinson, off 160 acres, B2 bushels wheat to the acre. His whole crop averaged over 40. Jas. A. R. Cameron's half section averaged over 36 bushels to the acre. D. Mc Kevan, who has two farms, averaged about 40 bushels. W. A. Cooper got 47 bushels to the acre off 71 acres; his whole crop went about 40. John Mmray, 35 per acre eff 160 acres. Hockley Bros.. 35 per acre off a half tection. W. Ransom. 35 per acre of the Cathcert farm. X. Dunne. 39 to the acre. S. C. Hart. 38 per acre. T. Murray. Jr., 36 to the acre. A. B. McEwan. 38 to the acre. Mayor Tay lor. 32 to the acre. Denominational Puzzle. The wife of a prominent Unitarian clergyman is still wondering what her cook meant. She was a new cook, and there was every reason to believe she was a good cook. At any rate, she j had unquestionably served in good families, and she brought the best of references. Nevertheless, her new mistress did not hesitate to give her a few instructions. "One thing I want you to remem ber, Nellie." said she. "is the way we like our oatmeal. Don't leave it wa ter1. But we don't like it hard and ! dry. either." I "Trust me. mum," responded the cook, confidently. "I'll get it right, never fear. I've worked in Unitarian families before." Not a Lucrative Job. Friend So your friend has left col lege. What is he in? Pater Debt. Inconsistency often means those deeds in another which I only half understand. Druggists everywhere sell Garfield Tea. the Herb laxative. It acta as a gentle aid 1o Nature. Intervention in love is equivalent to a declaration of war. Timely Suggestions of Interest to the Hostess u A Novel Guessing Contest The following contest is most enter taining for a crowd of high school girls and boys or for real grown-ups. The list may be increased indefinitely at the discretion of the hostess. This outline I found in a magazine and hope our readers will enjoy it and find their requests granted for a 'new con test: AMERICAN CITIES. The head man a measure of weight? (Boston.) A boat landing soli? (Portland.) Syllable of the scale a state of mln'd? (La Crosse.) The care of God? (Providence.) A species of Krape? (Concord), etc. NAMES OK STATES. Tli numerical state? (Tenn.) Tho agricultural state? R. I.) The haymaklns state? (Mo.) The maidenly state? (Miss.) The state in which Noah lived? (Ark.) The mineral state? tOre.). etc. FOREIGN CITIES. A popular girl tiKht? (Belfast) An orsan of digestion samo of bil liards? (Liverpool.) A boy in a donkey? (Edinburgh.) Cattle our abiding place? (Stockholm.) A shell an Inlet of tho sea? (Bombay), stc. PROMINENT PEOPLE. A flower a kind of cloth? (Roosevelt.) A stony chap? (Rockefeller.) A Kay autumn flower? (Astor.) An accident by fire a vital organ? Bernhardt.) A tiny pie? (Pattl). etc. BOOK TITLES. A critical moment? (The Crisis.) A parent-a fowl? (Mother Goose.) One who steers high? (The Sky Pilot.) What you want wlin III? (The Doctor.) Yourself, a wagon, a garden tool? (Ivan hoe), etc. Unique Party for Children. A mother of three lovely children confided to me that her great success in entertaining children was due to her aim to have each little guest equally interested. With this idea in mind she Is going to give this novel and really fascinat ing party. She calls it "Tradesman's Carnival." The very name has excited the curiosity of the children as well as their mothers. The hours are from 3:00 to 5:30 on a Saturday afternoon. The ages of the guests are from eight to twelve, and there will be 15 if all accept, her three making 18, about all she can seat comfortably at small tables in the dining room. The tradesmen she is to have rep resented are tailor, dressmaker, pot ter, jeweler, flower maker, sign paint er, artist, basket maker, upholsterer and carpenter. Two or perhaps three will work at the same trade. When the guests arrive they will be given cards with the name of the trade they are to represent Then the little craftsmen go to a table, where their materials are prepared ready for them and one or two assistants to show where they are to work. One hour is to be the time allotted to make the finished products, then a bell will ring and the articles collected and placed on exhibition. The children ire to be allowed to vote as to the first second and third best piece and the prizes will be awarded. Each child is also to take home the object made and each receive a souvenir, so all will feel satisfied. For Marking Linen. When ready to mark table linen, sheets, pillow cases and towels in any quantity it is best to have the letters For Dressing Table i It sV91Fvi IN THIS sketch we show a useful lit tle watch stand and trinket-holder for the dressing table, made by aid of a small cardboard box and some rem nants of silk. The lid is removed and fitted over one end of the box in an upright posi tion, and fastened in its place with two paper fasteners run through on either side. The left hand sketch il lustrates this. The next step Is to cover the card board foundation smoothly with some pretty remnant of silk or brocade, and pack both the box and lid. as far as possible, with cotton wool. A strip of Newest Tea Cosies. Quite the newest tea cosies are fascinating creations made of white linen heavily embroidered in an open pattern to show off a silk lining of a gay color. That the cosy may fit over any sized teapot, even the most capacious, it has end pieces let in. and these are of plain liifen, un adorned like the rest, so that here the colored lining docs not show through. The seams of the cosy are covered by a handsome white cord, artistical ly knotted here and there to give a pretty effect. Couch Cover Made at Home An attractive and artistic couch cover may be evolved from six and two-thirds yards of burlap and some linen floss. Purchase two colors of burlap, three and one-third yards of brown and the same amount of natural linen color, if it is to harmonize with mission fur niture. The dark burlap is then cut length wise in three strips and the lighter in two long strips. A strip of the darker forms the center, with a wider strip of a m specially designed in the proper sizes so one may do the stamping at home. The size most in use for tablecloths are letters three inches long in an in terlaced script If old English letters are used one large letter is preferable to two or three. For napkins the let ters should match the cloth only about two inches in length. Sheets have the same size letters as a table cloth and pillow cases the same as napkins. Before deciding upon the marking it is well to look over designs. There are linen cases for holding just a dozen napkins and another pretty way to keep napkin sets together is to have straps made of fancy white silk elastics with clasps to go around both ways. Towels may be kept separate in the same manner. For Lent. In so-called "society" social func tions assume a simpler character dur ing Lent and many overworked ma trons who live in a grand whirl of din ners, balls and teas are recuperating for the summer season by resting at southern resorts. During the next few weeks sewing circles will spring up like mushrooms and really a surprising quantity of work will be turned out for the benefit of charities and "friendly aid" all over the country. A coterie of young matrons have formed themselves into what they call the "Doll Brigade" and they are each pledged to dress five dolls during Lent with clothes that will come off. An interested set of young men have promised to provide each doll with a trunk and next Christmas these self same dollies are going to a certain ward in a large city hospital that bears the placard "Incurable." Perhaps we all do not keep Lent, but I say any season of the year that causes this sometimes apparently self ish world to stop and think how best to helpi others is a good thing and I hope to be able to chronicle some scheme for lending the "helping hand" each week in this column until the glad Eastertide. MADAME MERRL jp9 4 iispquc The black hat of course, is all the thing. And it must by all means have a white or a black and white orna ment Most of these ornaments . can be made at home very inexpensively. For which reason, listen well to their kinds. Satin quills, with velvet midribs. Cockades in alternate stripes of black and white. Kid ornaments in all manner of shapes and sizes. (And a white kidskin two feet square costs 75 cents.) Pompons which are nothing but loops upon loops of knitting zephyr. Stiff little bows of narrow gros graln ribon. for wear with tailored hats. soft silk is then sewn to the uppea edge of the lid and the sides and front of the box, and allowed to hang down loosely In the manner shown in the right hand sketch. A large dress hook is sewn in the upper part of the silk, on which a watch may be hung, and the stand may be ornamented in any other way that suggests itself. The edges might be decorated with a silk cord, for In stance, carried into three loops at each corner, or a tiny ribbon might take Its place. The portion of the stand in front of the watch forms a receptacle for rings, studs, pins, buttons, etc. the tan on either side and another strip of the brown on either side of the tan, having the two selvidee edsres i on the outside for the edges of the cover. These strips are sewed together on the machine, one end hemmed and the other cut to required length, then the pieces cut off are trimmed In con ventional shapes to applique on the ends and front, the dark on the light and the light on the dark. The lengthwise seams are opened, and pressed flat, then the right side of scam is cross-stitched for a finish and to hold the raw edges in place on the wrong side. Find His Other Self. "Look here, old fellow, where is that ten dollars you borrowed from me last month?" "What ten dollars?" "Why, didn't you come to me and say you must have ten dollars? Didn't you say you were so worried you weren't yourself that night?" "Oh! well, if I wasn't myself, why in the deuce should I be expected to pay It?" A TRIAL WILL COHVIUCE AIY ONE THE 6REAT KIDHEY REM EDY NEVER DISAPfDINTS A few years ago I was troubled with C complication of kidney and stomach ail aaents, and although I tried two or'three different doctors, I was unable to obtaia a cure. Having heard a great deal about Swamp-Root, I decided to give it a trial and purchased a one dollar bottle of Mr, Alexander, the druggist. From the begin sing I could notice a change for the better and after taking eight bottles of your medicine, I felt entirely cured and havf not had any trouble rince. Uad I begua using Dr. Kilmer's Swatmv. Root sooner I would have been a few hun dred dollars to the good and saved my self a lot of suffering. You may use my testimonial amy time yoa wish. Yours very truly, CHARLES E. HARRIS. 460 Sixth St. Marion. Is. I certify that Charles E. Harr'c signed! the above testimonial in my precznee, be ing first duly sworn to the truth thereof this the 12th day of July, 1939. D. R. CTNLbY, J. P. Itttrta r. kUarCW .S. T. Prove What SwaBo-HeU W De Fee Yea Send to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Bingham ton, X. Y., for a sample bottle. It will convince anyon. Yoc will also receive a booklet of valuable information, telling all about the kidneys and bladder. When writing, be sure and mention this paper. For sale at all drug stores. Price nXty cents and one-dollar. Uncle Joe's Check. Col. Henry Carson, sergeant-at-arms of the house of representatives, has the original check given by Speaker Joseph G. Cannon a few years ago to a book agent and about which an in teresting story has been told. r An agent visited the speaker and in terested him in an elaborate edition of something which Uncle Joe didn't want.' but bought. When the books arrived Uncle Joe examined them and decided at once that something bad been put over on him. When the agent came for his money the speaker de termined to make him Indorse a terse sentiment on books, so he wrote out a check for $73. the amount due, and on the back of it he Inscribed: "Pay to the order of Mr. Blank, in full payment for an edition which was not worth a d , and dear at that price, but for the ease and grace with which he put It over your Uncle Joe it was well worth the money." Hu man Life. Critics. "Only competent critics can give competent criticisms," said Admiral Mahan, at the Immortals recent recep tion in New York. "The Ignobler the critic the ignobler the criticism even of the very finest things that he will pronounce. "A man m a bar was praising a fa mous American journalist a justly famous journalist, a journalist whe gets out a really fine paper. " Yes,' the bartender agreed, 'his paper is a good one. It picked two win ners last week.' " Is Mennenlte Minister. Miss Anna J. Allebach is the first woman to be elected a minister of the Mennonlte church in this country, al though there are two women in Hol land acting in that capacity. She is president of the New York University Philosophical society. Her ordination took place on January 15 in Philadel phia. Not Boasting of It. Theatrical Manager I understand hat you played with Booth, Miss Sereleaf? The Actress (with much spirit) Well, I don't think It's anybody's busi ness how old I am! DISTEMPER In all its forms among all ages of horses, aa well as dogs, cured and others in sama stable prevented from having the diseasn with SPOHX'S DISTEMPER CURE. Every bottle guaranteed. Over 600.0C0 bottles sold last year $J0 and 31.00. Any good druggist, or send to manufacturers. Agents wanted. Spohn Medical Co., Spec Contagious Diseases. Goshen. Ind. Have to Pull Them In. Ella There are just as good fish in the sea Stella But you have to have a pull to land them. EASTER POST CARDS FREE. Send 2c stamp for live samples of our very test Gold Embossed, Easter, Flower and Motto Pont Cards; beautiful colors ami loveliest designs. Art Post Card Club, 731 Jackson St., Topcka. Kan. It Is sweet to feel by what fine spun threads our affections are drawn to (ether. Sterne. Better health is sure to follow the use of the natural Herb laxative, Garfield Tea. All druggists. Sympathy sometimes means sitting In a car and passing out soft words to lame folk. The satisfying quality in Lewis Single Binders found in no other-He cigar. Dwellers in glass houses should keep out of politics. INDIGESTION CM BE l RELIEVED AND HOSTETTER'S STOMACH BITTERS is the medicine you can rely on to do the work It Is a ml iigtstivt help Try It ttday fast al! sabs tltatas