The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, February 08, 1911, Image 7
;.- -m (,- k .r saSsaHLaBir flBsa BffcflcSQHBK aBBolaKS'M&irysfifRi'i'TnKiiSRaaBaw ifM $lsrBYTHETP,L's&l j&r You'll be de" M Mp lighted 'with the re- BH & sn!ts of Calumet Baking ffi Kf Powder. No disappoints H U no flat, heavy, seggy biscuits, WB H cake, or pastry. Just the lightest, daintiest, most W R uniformly raised and most deli- Em vL cious food you ever ate. MS V RcelvdM(hcitrewtrd World'a jgSf KV Furo Food Exposition, fw 6w Chitio. isor. iSr Spleedid Orsps John Henry l I AWn UIC CAH CDICMn I By GEORGE V. HOBART tltlfL' THfl-'? Jk JSK'rJiJ. jn Saskatchewan (Wcstsrn Canada) SOO Bushels from 20 acres ot wheat was the thresher s return from u Lloyd- nw.ster lurm in the reason cf 1S1D. Many field in thut as vcl! as other districts ield ed from 25 to 35 bu shels of wlieat to the acre. Other grains in :frtTJ proportion. 5t3'i mmmi IJZ'CiiZl "- V WJV? 14 Rf 9 ?. iiir,t MF' J' v'vti'Tat'J i uinr wr"E a- ixSS tiin'-sa rnur J i a 4X$P?M "rg thui derived V HOMES'! I. A I L A N 1 5 i.S''."- TWs lout t.KHiri' cantos $ Ir1r-s In ikHjiici I-ind valine rf .1 1 ..nl. h!u.. -.. a . ....... .raln crtin inic.niKrd farm Ir.s:. fulfil raiMiijran.I dulrj liiK " all ini!iiiil!e. free IIi:ii-5l-ii(isr J fl arret tire lit li hart in tlio ii-ry lot IKtrlrlx: inil:icrc jirti-eiiip-Moiisat !3.i!i) iktsict wltfi in rt.i.r. rtroji. S-lmoNinl -liurrlics In --ry mH! inriit. rlli:i:it uiiixrt-llt il. cull tlio rlrlit-M: Atoixl. witter j mill rtil Itling; luutiirlnl plt'iitirul. lor particulars as to location Ion M'Jtlcrs" railway rail's and di-scrlitl' Illustrated lainphlot "Ijist Ilct.t -M " and otli-r ln foruritlxn write to Siiptnf Imuil cratlon, Ml:in. ( madu. ir to tiinadlan Curvrnuienl AKent. W. V. BENNEH Bee Building Omaha, Neb. (ls addn-s noarc-t yon.i 311 .trrs tamr. .- xM 'i' 1 "I brought Tacks with me because I had to do some shopping, and he's so much company," Clara J. explained, when I joined them at the restaurant by appointment. "Tacks is always pleasant com pany," I said, politely, but I deter mined to keep a watchful eye on my youthful brother-in-law, nevertheless. That kid was born with an abnor mal bump of mischief and by pains taking endeavor he has won the world's championship as an organ izer of impromptu riots. "Oh, John!" said Clara J. when I began to make faces at the menu card, "I didn't notice until now how pale you look. Have ou had a busy day?" "Busy!" I replied; "well, rather. I've been giving imitations of a bull fight. Everybody I met was the bull and I was the fight. Nominate your eats! What'll it be. Tacks?" "Sponge cake," said Tacks promptly. "What else?" asked Clara J. "More sponge cake," the youth re plied, and just then the smiling and sympathetic waiter stooped down to pick up a fork Tacks had dropped. In his anxiety not to miss any thing, Tacks rubbered acrobatically, with the result that he upset a glass of ice water down the waiter's neck, and three seconds later the tray trotter had issued an extra and was saying things in French that would sound scandalous if translated. It cost me a dollar to bring the dish dragger back to earth, and Tacks said I could break his bank open when we got home and take all the money if I'd let him do it again. " Uncle Peter is delighted beyond measure with your business ability," Clara J. informed me after the treat v "Sorry I had to give you the busy ear, Peaches, but the fact Is I paddled away to the office of Higginbottom & Co., who wanted to put me wise to some, cr that is, some new stock!" "Railroad stock?" she inquired. "Well, not exactly Twentieth Cen tury Limited or Royal Blue Flyers," I answered, "but I think some of il could win from a slow freight if prop erly coaxed. "Watered stock, I suppose!" laughed Glara J. "Yes. it was watered all right, but not fed," I replied. "There wasn't much doing in oats until I led the way to the barn." I had Peaches in the air by this time, but she thought I was talking the broker dialect, so she stayed on the roof and watched the scenery go by. Just then I got a flash of Dike Law rence bearing down in our direction under a full head of gasoline. Dike was leading a three-days' jaff by the hand and talking to it like a child. A good old fellow. Dike, but for years he permitted a distillery to use his thirst as a testing station and it had put the dear boy away to the conviv. Dike was a good lawyer, when ho worked at it. rich, unmarried, and tho busiest buyer in the borough. "H'ar'ye. Mrs. John? Howdy, John? How do do, little man! Scuze me' for int'ruptlng a family party, but I de mand 'pology!" he spluttered. "What's wrong. Dike?" I inquired. "Demand 'pology," Bike continued. "Old friend life time threw me down lesh have drink! Your little son growing shplendid boy, Mrs. John!" "This is Tacks, my little brother. m$bw is not a food it is a medicine, and the ! only medicine in the worldfor cows only. Made for the cow and, as its name indicates. n. cow cure. Barrenness, retained afterbirth, abortion, scours, cr.kcduddcr.and all similar affections positively and quicVly cured. No one who keeps cows, whether many or few, can afford to be without "Koio-Kure.' It is made especially to keep cows healthy. Our book "What to Do When Your Cows AreSicl." sent free. Ask your local denier for "Kois-Kure, "or send to the manufacturers. Dairy Association Co Lyndonvllle. Vt. WMMMSMM PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM ClcrM sad trsutXei tie hs!r. Proirote m. laxoi-irl crowth. .Never Tails to Hestore Oray iiir to us icumiui vaior. Core tcftlp dtijes A hfclr it tl:rg. JSc. and f 110 at DrccEMti JEFIaNCE STInCH for s-archlng finest lluei-s. Nebraska Directory (Ffc FISTl'LA. ray when Cured. TA. Alll.'ut MT1.. -. .. ... ....! .1. out :i t-uririeal .iteration and guaranteed t la.t .i lifetime. No chloroform or general ana"t!iel!cu-el Examination free. DR. E. R. TA3RI- 223 Bea Buiidino. Omaha, Neb. RUBIER GOODS by mail at cut prices. SerC tor free catalosro. MYERS-DILLON DRUG CO.. Omaha, Neb. RUPTURE CUKED in a few days "" ' wllfc without pain or a sur cical operation. No jay until cured. Send foi iiicraiBrc. Dr.Wray,307BooBldg.,Omaha,Neb. , they couldn't' find you ARFRJTQ A VACUUM CLEANER AUClllO Retails for $10.00 "Old Friend Life Time Threw of peace had been signed with the waiter. "He has a right to be!" I muttered, painfully, as I thought of my recent swift ride down the mountain side on D. Q. & N. I had had a profit of $7,000 in it and then it went down and wiped me out "He says that by following his di rections carefully you are seven thousand richer today. Are you, John?" "Sure, Peaches!" I answered truth fully. "I'm seven to the good." i r or my late uncle had left me seven j horses, which had Just been brought ' to mo from Kentucky by Murf Hig ginbottom. his old trainer. I neglected to add the word skates, but, then, what's a little thing like that amount to among friends? i "Seven in one day," she said, en thusiastically. "Seven in one day one of them with four white feet," I said, like a man in a dream. "What do you mean?" Clara J. asked: "is that a Wall street ex pression?" "No," I answered hastily; "I was only talking to myself and I held the 'phone too close to my mouth. Let's start this banquet with a hot wave waiter, clam cocktails for three!" "Uncle Peter. Aunt Martha and I had a long talk today about your prospects in Wall street," Clara J. rattled on. "Oh. John, vou don't I know how happy it makes me feel to think that you'll never, never go near i those awful race tracks again." My thoughts took the ferry for Jer sey City, and I could hear Murf Hig ginbottom saying. "Yo Uncle Owen considered yo' all as big Casino on the eastern tracks, suh!" "You'll make a lot of money with i the seven you got today, won't you, dear?" Peaches asked encouragingly. , "Possibly." I replied, nervously; "still, you never can tell. They may get into the habit of running back wards er. I mean, the market is very uncertain! Tacks, take your thumb out of that butter!" I "I was so sorry I couldn't get you on the 'phone early this afternoon." Clara J. informed me. "I called up your broker's office down town, but Me Down- Built by a machine. Works better than the S25 machines. SelN on sipht. J2.50 profit on each machine Men ami t omen iell 5 machines in a iay. People want them, ivhr not jrive all or part of j onr time. It-, a money maker. Write at once. Territory will be taken quicklr. As!c lor description and special o3er cow. AXtmTlBEKj AOVST, 1613 luua :rrrt. Ooiha, 5,b. not my son, Mr. Lawrence!" Clara J. explained: "we haven't any chil dren," she added nervously. As I said before. Dike Is tho cham pion bun builder of my acquaintance, consequently his conversational cn:t bursts are never considered seriously. "Sherry make such a shene, Mrs. John!" old Doctor Benzine rattled on. "but musht have 'pology from life-long friend. Threw me down hard waiter, bring bo'l wine, quart wine, two quarts wine, whole case wine lesh have drink musht have pology!" "What's gone wrong. Dike? Who owes you an apology?" I asked in an endeavor to calm him. "You do," he answered, trying to look me In the eye; "wait till I get back I'll shplaln why demand 'poI ogy," and then his lamps started to follow the room as it went round and round. Presently his gaze rested on Clara J., and he continued, "Mrs. John, your husband's gay Lothario bet two dollars thash lasht time today I'll be able to shay that word. Never could shay word like that after saeven o'clock. Mrs. John, you mush Join me demand 'pology from thish man. Time's come when friendship shsashes and we musht shtand togezzer, sho'ler to sho'ler. Mrs. John, and so mush your little son I mean little br-irhcr for love of heaven please have little son with you next time so I can shay what I want to! Lesh have drink!" "What did my husband do to of fend you. Mr. Lawrence!" Clara J. asked, encouragingly. "Threw me down hard, cold, flat! Life-lcng friend threw me down. I shink I'll bust out crying!" Dike an swered, on the verge of tears. "Where did I throw you down. Dike?" I asked, smilingly. "Pershee Shizzy!" he answered, pain full y. "Where did you say?" I snapped, perceiving quickly that Dike and his souse promised to lead me into the ice house with Clara J. "Jershee Shizzy!" Dike repeated doggedly. "Does your friend mean Jersey City?" Clara J. asked, throwing out a chill that cooled the room. "TersiiPft Shlrrtr nch rrltnt- T ofio.l I ..-.-, ... ....., . .asin. Dike put in. "If I don't get 'pology j liquid began to flow sluggishly over I'll bust out crying!" j the bosom of his Immaculate white "When did you see me In Jersey shirt and was lost In the rem'nn nf He WAN TED sell territorial rights for and within the state of Nebraska, protected by U S patents, held by an old and wcllknown firm luring been ia business In tho itateforS years. Our proposal Is best suitable for sidewalk men. plasterers or cement workers, lict technical knowledge Is not absolutely necessary. Prices and terms moderate. Address for lcfonna Uon to T. IL Box IKS. Lincoln. Xcb iiiy.- now oare you make such an accusation against me?" I demanded. "John," said Dike, trying earnestly to look at me gravely, "I shaw you In Jershee Shizzy zish affnoon. Pen shionvania station, zish aft'noon. j Spoke to you politely you threw me down. Followed you to demand 'pol ogy you gave me shake." Saying this he grabbed a wine glass from the table and held it close to his heart In order to illustrate the intensity of his feeling. Tie next instant a thick reddish equator, seeing which Dike gave vent to a yell that brought the waiters on the hot fooL "I'm stabbed! stabbed!" groaned the startled jag-carpenter, clutching wildly at his shirt front. "It's my clam cocktail," whispered Tacks to me; "I poured it in his wine glass "cause they was top much to bascum sauce in it for me!" "Brave boy!" I answered. "It wan a kindly deed. Come en, Clara J., the woods for ours!" (Copyright, by G. W. Dillingham Co.) AIRY FAIRIES. "What becomes of all the smashed aeroplanes?" "They sell them to the girls for bats, I guess." $3.50 RECIPE CURES WEAK KIDKEYS, FREE RELIEVES URINARY AND KIDNEY TROUBLES, BACKACHE, STRAIN ING, SWELLING, ETC. ECZEMA GONE, BOILS CURED "My son was about three weeks old when I noticed a breaking-out on his cheeks, from which a watery bud Etancc oozed. A short time after, his arms, shoulders and breast broke out tlso, and in a few days became a solid Ecab. I became alarmed, and called our family physician, who at once pro nounced the diseaso eczema. The lit tle fellow was under his treatment for about three months. By the end of that time, he seemed no better. I became discouraged, and as I had read the advertisements of Cuticura Remedies and testimonials of a great many people who had used them with wonderful success, I dropped the doc tor's treatment, and commenced the use of Cuticura Soap and Ointment, and In a few days noticed a marked change. The eruption on his cheeks was almost healed, and his shoulders, arms and breast were decidedly bet ter. When ho was about seven months old all trace of the eczema was gone. "During bis teething period, hi3 head and face were broken out in boils which I cured with Cuticura Soap and Ointment. Surely he must have been a great sufferer. During the time of teething and from the time I dropped the doctor's treatment, I used the Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Oint ment, nothing else, and when two years old he was the picture of health. Hie completion was soft and beauti ful, and his head a mass of silky curls. I had been afraid that he would never be "well, and I feel that I owe a great deal to the Cuticura Remedies." (Signed) Mrs. Mary W. Ramsey, 224 . Jackson St, Colorado Springs, Colo., Sept 24, 1910. Vagaries of Finance. "I understand you havo paid the t mortgage off your place." "Yep." replied Farmer Cornlossel. "Then why do you complain of hard times?" "All the neighbors have done tho tame thing. That leaves me with money on my hands that nobody wants to borrow." Lewis' Single Binder, Ftraipht Cc many tniokers prefer them to 10c cigars. When a man is easily bought the buyer is usually sold. Stops Pain .n the Bladder, Kidneys and Back. Wouldn't it bo nice within a week or so to begin to say goodbye forever to the scalding. driblUng, straining, or too fre quent passage of urine; the forehead and the back-of-the-hcjid aches; the stitches and pains In the back; the growing mus cle weakness; spots before the eyes; yel low Bkln; sluggish bowels; swollen eye lids or ankles; leg cramps; unnatural short brertth; sleeplessness and the despondency? I I have a recipe for Uicse troubles mat ! you can depend on, and if you want to make a QUICK RECOVERY, you ought to write and get a copy of it. Many a doctor would charge you SS.C0 Just for fwritlng tills prescription, but I have It and will be glad to send It to you entire ly free. Just drop me a line like this: Dr. A. E. Robinson. K-253 Luck Building. Detroit, ilich., nnd I will send it by re turn mall In a plain envelope. As you will see when you get It, this recipe contains only pure, harmless remedies, but It has great healing nnd pain-conqucrlng power. It will quickly show its power once you tlse It, so I think you had better see what it Is without delay. I will send you a copy free you can use it and cure your self at home. THEY SPIKED THE TRACK. im iNow, that was a wrecking crew worth while it was the worst smash- up I ever saw, and in 20 minutes they didn't leave a sign of iL" , "Wrecking crew, you idiot! They , were souvenir hunters." A Corner in Candies. As an example of trusts and monop olies prevalent even In that early day it may be mentioned that in 1750 ono Benjamin Crabb obtained the exclusivo right to make sperm candles in Massa chusetts for 14 years. A year later, however, a factory was started in Providence, R. I., and with in the decade there were eight fac tories In New England and one In Philadelphia. Their output greatly re duced the price of candles, which not long before sold for five shillings a pound. In those days $1.25 was worth fully three times as much a3 it is now. From the Designer. That Essential Struggle. There arc men who go through life without ever getting what one would call a throw-down or set-back they never get to know what it means to lace rough or tough weather. Their way is slicked and paved. They seem to miss the one great essential thing la every success the struggle; days when everything looks as though one is about done for and ready to cave In Give Defiance Starch a fair trial try it for both hot and cold starching, and if you don't think you do better work, in less time and at smaller cost, return it and your grocer will give you back your money. When a man says that misfortune drove him to drink the chances are that drink first drove him to 'misfortune. SufTerers will profit much front Dr. Wm. T. Marrs' "Practical Study of Piles, their uiuso, prevention and cure," sent free by D. liantom, Son & Co., Buffalo, N. Y. Many a politician who expects a plum is handed a lemon. The Walkers. James M. Beck, the famous corpora tion lawyer of New York, is a native of Philadelphia, and to Philadelphia he often returns to seo his old friend3. Mr. Beck, in a recent banquet In Philadelphia, defended corporations with an epigram. "The trust buster and the Socialist may do what they please," he said, "but mankind will still be divided into two great classes those who walk to get an appetite for their dinner, and those who walk to get a dinner for their appetite." Diphtheria. Quinsy and Tdnsilitis begin with sore throat. How much better to cure a tcrc throat in a day or two than to be in bed for weeks with Diphtheria. Just keep Hanilins Wizard Oil in tho house. Any New Methods? "Ain't it strange, th way Kelly beats his wife?" "I dunno. How does be do it? Dr Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate and invigorate stomach, liver and bowela. Sugar-coated, tiny granules, easy to take as candy. No man ever knows how much he misses when he loses a chance of giv ing pleasure. ONXY OXK "BROMO QiroaXE." That Is LAXATIVE BKOMO QUININE. Look for tbe sicnattiro r K. W. bltOVg. Used tta World orcr to Curo a Cold In Ono iax. 3c. AfDMll wisely directed, will cause her to give to her little ones only the most wholesome and beneficial remedies and only when actually needed, and the well-informed mother uses only the pleasant and gentle laxative rem edy Syrup of Figa and Elixir of Senna when a laxative is required, as it is wholly free from all objec tionable substances. To get its ben eficial effects always buy the genu ine, manufactured by tho California Fig Syrup Co. LIVE STOCK AND MISCELLANEOUS Electrotypes IN GREAT VARIETY FORj SAL. tAT THE LOWEST PRICES BY WESTERN NEWSrAPEB UNION 554 W. Adams St, Chicago Tb most democratic thins in the world EtffiE BKZJH KNOWN' WORLD OVER If offllctrd with Gortciu3,u&o) A COUNTIY SCHOOL FOR GIRLS in New York City. Best features of coun try and city life. Out-of-door sports on school park of 35 acres near the Hudson Kivcr. Academic Coarse Primary Class to Graduation. Upper class for Advanced Special Students. Music and Art Writs for catalogue and terms. Rto tail a . . f&ti SUM.H t (TRUCK FMM II FLORID! Means an Independence for life. Seven teen cents a day will buy a tlvo acr truck farm in the I'ensacola District. Our soil expert nnd demonstration farm makes mistakes Impossible. Como to the land of SUNSHINB AND SUCCESS and we will help you make prood. Write to uuy lur uur exceptional ouer. PENSACOLA REALTY COMPANY. Penjacd. Florida 5 Fine POST CARDS CDC C Send only 2e stamp ami rectirii Mill 5 Terr finest Gold Embossed Card! FREE, to introdnoo post card offer. Capital Card Co.. Itopt. 79, Topeka, Ku, DEFURCE STUCI-:' -other starches only li ounces easae price sa4 "OBFIANCB" M SUPERIOR QUALITY. 1 PATENTSrri ThtfRisoi's Eyt Water w. N Ut omaha, no. 5-1911. Be a live wire., but don't burn your associates. Knees Became Stiff Flvo Years of Severe Rheumatism The euro of Henry J. Goldstein. 14 Barton Street. Boston, Mass.. is anoth er victory by Hood's Sarsaparilla. This great medicine has succeeded In many cases where others have utterly failed.- Mr. Goldstein says: "I suf fered from rheumatism Ave years. It kept mo from business and caused ex cruciating pain. My knees would be ccma as stiff as ateeL I tried many medicines without relief, then toolc Hood's Sarsaparilla, soon felt much better, and now consider myself en tirely cured. I recommend Hood'a." Get it today in usual liquid form or chocolated tablets called Sarsatabs. "Every Picture Tells a Story" WEtWmlmw r-ir,i r--u-e; .put! n. fHA'S-'il SKSfS ij.r !,?! riStt ! Saw Li! ;m h :2l:.3'.i; mk Mlii -i ,i i-fifiiifi "erKytaMa W4 mm& BURDENS LIFTED FROM BAD BACKS Weary is the back that bears the burden of kidney ills. There's no rest or peace for the man or woman who has a bad back. The distress begins in early morning. You feel lame and not refreshed. It's hard to get out of bed. It hurts to stoop to tie your shoes. All day the ache keeps up. Any sudden movement sends sharp twinges through the back. It is torture to stoop and straighten. At night the suf ferer retires to toss and twist and grown. Backache is kidney ache a throbbing, dull aching in the kid neys. Plasters or liniments won't doP You must get at the cause, inside. DOAN'S KIDNEY PILLS CURE SICK KIDNEYS GIVEN UP TO DIE. Mrs. M. Tex., says: A. Jenkins, Quanah, "I was blcr.-'d al most twice my natural h.ze. I bad the besa -hy-slcians, but they failed to help mo. For five v?eks I was as helpless as a baby. My back throbbed and the kidney secretions were in terrible con dition. The doc tors held out no bopo end I was resigned to my fate. At this criti cal time, I began .using Dean's Kidney Fills and soon was cured." S i.'.? How To Tell When The Kid neys Are Disordered" Painful Symptoms: Backache, sidcache, pains when stooping or lifting, sudden sharp twin ges, 'rheumatic pains, neuralgia, painful, scanty or too frequent urination, dizzy spells, dropsy. Urinary Symptoms: Discolored or cloudy urine. Urine that contains sedimenL Urine that stains the linen. Painful passages. Blood or shreds in the urine. Let a bottle of the morning urine stand for 24 hours. If it shows a cloudy or fleecy settling, or a layer of fine grains, like brick dust, the kidneys are proba bly disordered. A TRIAL FREE iZSti Cut out this coupon, mail it to Foster-Milbnrn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y. A free trial packags .of Doaa's Kidney Pills will be mailed yoa promptly. W.K.U. A CASE OF GRAVEL. Harrison A. Sturtevant, G and Maplo Sts., Tulare, Cal., says: "I was in bad ehano with kidnev trouble. Too fre quent urination compelled me to arise at night, my bladder became In flamed and I suf fered severe pain. 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