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CHANGE IN ADDUEtJS-Whea ordering a jhance in the address. subscribers should be sure to t le their old as well as their new address. MAN'S HEAD IS PIGEONHOLED. "A man's head is a dome of pigeon holes," said George Edgar Vincent, dean of the faculties at the University of Chicago and president-elect of the University of Minnesota, recently while speaking to an organization of business men. "Each idea is put away in a separate pigeon hole. Some heads contain many pigeon holes; others contain only a few. "While man's head is a battlement of pigeon holes," Doctor Vincent con tinued, "life is many things. It is a stage upon which each individual is cast for a part; it is a highway along which individuals travel, some afoot, others whisking by in limousines and touring cars, leaving behind them an odor of sanctity and gasoline. Life is also a battle and it is a school, often called the university of hard knocks. And it is a game in which we all are players. Some are sports; others are sportsmen. A sport plays for himself; a sportsman plays for his team. Sports complain of bad umpiring in the game of life; the sportsmen never complain. With them it all comes with the game-" From the Chicago News. VIEW FROM BALLOON BASKET. We could hear the patter of the hoofs of horses apparently chasing after us across pasture fields, instead of running from us. Chickens and pigs, however, exhibited their usual panic with noisy sounds and frantic rnLiug in ail directions to escape the great hawk which, no doubt, they thought was going to get them. At midnight we were over McDouough county, Illinois; at 1 o'clock, Warren county, and crossed the river near a small canal. Ato o'clock, when over Whiteside county, some people rushed out of a house and exclaimed: "For the land's sake! Look at the balloon right over our heads!" We called out a "Good night" mn we disappeared from their view. At four o'clock the dawn appeared and birds began to sing. Ilawley was asleep. We had used no ballast since S o'clock in the evening. "Look at it go!" came up from below as we sped over Stephenson county, near Ilidot. We were pulling around more to the east and slightly higher, being at an elevation of from 700 to 800 feet. The sun came to us at :1 1 while we were crossing the -tate line into Wisconsin below Newark, Rock count'. We saw Janesville, and at 7:40 were near Whitewater, where we learned that another balloon had passed an hour before. With the heat of the sun we rose rapidly to 2,700 and 3,000 feet, and were going east and a little toward northeast We had used only three sacks of ballast and were in fine shape. At i) o'clock we were over Waukesha, the smoke on the ground drifting northeast, as was the case with us. At 0:40 Lake Michigan came into sight, and at 10:10 of the morning of October 18 we passed out over the lake at an altitude of 2,500 feet. For some rea son the balloon began to descend; per haps the gas condensed over the water. In twenty minutes our drag rope, which we cast over for the first time, touched water. We were going at a good speed of at least twenty miles an hour. The drag rope danced along, keeping the balloon in perfect equilib rium, inis made us tbiuk oi waiter Wellman, who, we knew, had started to cross the ocean, and we wondered what his fortune was at that moment. Milwaukee was just to the south of us, but we could not see it on account of a haze. Our direction changed to due north and a strong drift toward the land cut short our delightful ex perience, the first for both Mr. Hawley and me, of guideroping over the water. At the shore we had to throw out bal last to lift the balloon and guiderope over the high bank of the lake. We came ashore at Grafton, Ozaukee county, south of Port Washington, and shortly rose to 2,500, and then to 5,500 feet, on account of the loss of ballast I We got the east drift again and went I out over the lake for the second time. At 11:20 we saw a steamer put out from the breakwater and head for the balloon, in what we took for a kindly offer of assistance, since they soon turned back. We could see many steamers and sailing vessels, among them a revenue cutter, which stopped and saluted as as we passed, we waving down to them. At 12:50 the east shore of Lake Michigan came into view. We could almost see both shores from our posi tion at an altitude of 5,700 feet Flies took passage with us in the basket and buzzed about our luncheon, just as at home. At l:o0 we passed a car ferry steamer and soon were off Point Sable, with Ludington in clear sight, with its arrowhead breakwater, also Hamlin Lake and tho lighthouse on the point, with its black and white sections. From "The Itecent Flight of the Wal loon 'America II,' " by Augustus Post in the January Century. HIGH COST OF EXPRESSAGE. There are two ways that the express business of this country could be con ducted to the great saving of money to the people. Either plan would elimin ate the express companies as burden some superfluities. In view of the enormous profits of the express companies, as brought to light by various means, more especially recent investigations by the Interstate Commerce Commission, it would be possible for the railroads to handle all the express business themselves, make larger profits than they now make out of the returns made to them by the express companies, pay higher wages and yet make much lower rates. For, bear in mind, the profits of the express companies, in many instances, are so high as to constitute a scandal, con sidering that these companies are en gaged in a public service. But it is not certain that the rail roads are getting less than they deserve. They may be getting more than a fair return for their service to the express companies, even if they do not get a fair division of the profits. So, sup pose that the government were to take over the express business, either as a separate thing or as a part of the pas tal service, in the nature of the pro posed parcels post, and suppose that the government should operate this business as it does the postal service at no more than cost then the rail roads would be paid a fair return for the carrying and the people would save, in reductions in rates, all the enormous profits that are now made by "the express companies. On this plan the railroads would be adequately paid and the people would gain much in lower rates. The only losers would be the men mostly favored railroad officials who now compose the stockholders of the ex press companies. These stockholders certainly deserve no especial consider ation. They have abused a privilege. They have used and abused the public. They have taken over the most pro ductive department of transportation and made the public pay grossly ex cessive rates to them. Aud it miis-t always be remembered that the rail roads have no charter authority for thus farming out a part of their busi ness. They are chartered to do all the carrying. Kansas City Star. PROFESSORS IN POLITICS. It is to lie observed with pleasure that the boes of the New Jersey dem ocracy comes back at its leader with businesslike vigor. Not that it is so pleasurable to have the late president of Princeton called a muffled liar. Short and sharp words are preferable to short and ugly ones. But a little trying in the fire of real politics is necessary before we can decide whether Dr. Wilson is what we need for presi dent of the United States. James Smith, jr., is a master of arts in the school of political bossism. Woodrow Wilson is a doctor of philosophy in the school of political leadership. Rightly viewed the clash of these champions has more dramatic and historical inter est than anything that happened last Fourth of July. Higher education is on trial. Mr. Wilson is fighting for the honor of the white race of politicians. If he is knocked out, every moving picture show will be a school of the black art in politics. But if he is to be knocked out, let it be now and not later when more depends upon him. People with any knowledge of the work of a college president will expect him to win, or at least wage a drawn battle. A man who can maintain peace in a college faculty and come out whole cannot be a failure at managing a legislature. A man who can preside over a student body without an occa sional hanging in effigy should have no trouble to keep the people at his back when he mounts the desk of state. A man who can keep a college chest clinking will not frighten business when he goes reforming. He will make no "breaks," not if he has manBged a uni versity half a year without losing his head. He will not lose patience and resign, not after getting along with boards of trustees for any length of time. In truth, the trade of college president teems a perfect training for politics. That more of them haven't graduated into statesmanship must be dne to the law of supply and demand. Good col lege presidents are harder to find than good statesmen. State Journal. MARK TWAIN'S PLAYGROUND. Of the many cities in the United States which have called "Mark Twain" their own, none feels towards him as great a depth of tenderness as Hannibal. The citizens of this river side town knew Sam the old boys over there never call him Mark Twain as a youngster. They saw all hia frail ties and they loved him none the less for them. The only thing they have .against the great humorist is that he did not return to them in his declining years, and sit with them on the river front aud swap yarns of the long ago. Mark Twain, soon after his folks lo cated in Hannibal, was sent to the log schoolhouse in the park. Dr. Buck Brown, a much older man than Sam was, who is yet living in the enjoyment of gooil health, attended that log schoolhouse and was in some of Sam's classes. He was asked if he had de tected any latent signs of genius in his schoolmate. The old gentleman scrat ched his head and studied the floor. "I have often thought of that," he remarked slowly, "and it seems like I ought to be able to say yes, but the cold truth is that I don't remember that Sam ever gave the slightest hint of a career that would set the world on fire. Why, he wasn't e?en bad. He says he was, I know, but I never caught him at any tricks. We did have a bright lad in our school then, Sam Raymond by name, and whenever the teacher wanted to show off to visitors she would always put Sam up at the board to work examples or make him recite "The Boy Stow! on the Burn ing Deck. The visitors always clap ped their hands and said that one of these days Raymond would certainly iaud in congress or some place. I think he became a tramp printer, and that's the last I ever heard of him." Hannibal and the adjacent country seems to have been constructed by the master architect in accordance with the wishes of youthful spirits. There are at least one hundred ways to get killed within a quarter of a mile of the square. There is Lovers' Leap, tower ing one hundred feet or so above the railroad yards, offering a constant and almost irresistible temptation to jump off. It is no trick at all to get lost in "Tom and Becky's Cave," to wander about in the gloomy avenues for miles and miles and then to die gloriously of starvation. The river is alluring and treacherous. There are delightful whirlpools aud eddies, where the swimmer sinks to rise no more. Be hind the southern bluffs are admirable jungles and hiding places for pirates ami outlaws of all descriptions. Sam himself was the captain of the several bandit gangs operating in the neigh borhood, and he frankly put the history of them in his books. When Mark Twain rediscovered his old playground, thirty years after he had left it. he iiad become famous as a writer aud all of the old boys turned out to do him honor. They proudly showed him the immense hotel on Broadway, which they named after him. At that time it was the most im posing buildiug in Hannibal. The humorist looked at it thoughtfully, and then studied the surroundings. "They had to fill np Bear Creek to build this house here," he said; "its a great pity; that used to be one of the best fishing places in these parts." On that occasion the humorist told this story of an incident that occured just east of the big hotel. "Bad as they have made me out since I left here, I want to say that I never stole anything, no matter how many scraps I got into. I expect the reason you folks have been slandering my memory during my absence is be cause of this part of my boyhood his tory. One day a crowd of us boys wanted to go down to the island to play buccaneers or something like that It was. necessary to have a boat There were all sorts of skiffs along the river front, but we were to honest to borrow any of them. You see, they were chained to stakes and Dad locked. While looking around we observed a mariner coming down the river in a low rakish yawl of the kind pirates used. He tied to a stake and went up in town for a load of bilge water. We could easily have taken his boat with out his knowing a thing about it But we were not that sort All of us went to Sunday school when we had to and even stayed to church once or twice a yi or when our folks were looking. "So we went into a boatbouse where were stored some brushes and a can of bright red paint. Inside of ten minutes we had that yawl looking like a fiery sea-serpent. We hid behind a pile of lumber to await the mariner. Pretty soon he came staggering down, and when he saw that red boat there he sat on the bank and mopped his forehead. We could hear him mum bling as he tried to figure it out. " 'If zat's my szbip,' he said, 'shen I must be awful drank. If I ain't drunk, shumbody has sthole my szhip. Guess I'm sober, cosh I know where I am at. Don't she no way round zat' "His brow cleared as if the logic had sustained his reputation for sobriety Then he zigzagged back to town and we boys, with quiet conscience, seized that flamming craft and had a good time down on the island." On the occasion of his last visit to Hannibal Mark Twain was bending somewhat beneath his years. The old chums rallied around him as they al ways did. It was Sunday, and in spite of his boyhood's reluctance to attend Sunday school, he consented to go to one which was being conducted in a new church on the site of the building which had figured so extensively in "Tom Sawyer." The humorist was invited by the superintendent to ad dress the scholars. "He never looked more solemn in all his life," said George A. Mahan, an attorney of Hannibal, who is a great aJmirer of Mark Twain. "When the youthful audience saw that somber face they began to look grave. No humor could possibly emanate from that funeral countenance, they thou ght " 'It seems to me but yesterday when I attended this same school,' said Mr. Clemens impressively; 'yet the re cord of my whitening locks convinces me that it must have been long ago. It is a sad reflection.' A long pause. 'And yet things haven't changed so very much. You young folks look just the same as did the young folks with whom I went to school. On look ing at you a little closer, however, I fancy that there has Iieen some altera tion the girls seem to be a heap sight prettier than the girls of my time, and the boys' looking about as if scrutin izing each individual face the boys are a heap sight homelier!' " Many of his old playmates still live in Hannibal. Some of them are older than Mark Twain. Among them are A. R. Levering, president of the Farmers and Merchants Bank; Col. John L. Robards, who was Missouri's youngest '49er; Joe Tisdale, a little old gentleman, who prides himself on the fact that he was "cigar maker to Mark Twain;" Maj. Frank M. Daulton, a comrade of the "case;" "Doc Buck" Brown, schoolmate in the old log "academy" on the central street, and Mrs. Laura Frazer, who was the origi nal of "Becky Thatcher," the sweet heart of "Tom Sawyer." These people, all of whom are yet active in some industry, are at the head of a movement to erect an impos ing statue of Mark Twain on the sum mit of Lovers' Leap. Electric lights will bring the statue out in spectacular relief at night, thus serving the pur pose of a lighthouse, a friendly hand to assist the pilots of the river safely into port The idea is a good one. No other writer did so much to make the Mississippi River known abroad as did Mark Twain. As a pilot he studi ed and learned its every mood, and loved it as a patriotic soldier loves his country and his king. The German emperor once told Mr. Clemens that of all his works he was interested most iu "Life on the Mississippi." The playground about Loyers' Leap has recently been made into a magnifi cent park; a broad winding driveway, bordered with electric lights, leatls'up to the crest Thousands of dollars have been spent in this improvement in memory of the dead author. It was over these hills and bluffs that inspira tion came to him. Rough, rugged and wrathful, they contributed the charm of danger to stimulate his imagination. (The foregoing story was written by Edgar White of Macon. Mo., for the Westminister Gazette, London.) Bearded Women. The bearded woman is not a fiction. A bearded woman was taken by the Russians at the battle of Poltava and presented to the czar. Her beard measured over a yard. The great Mar garet governess of the Netherlands, had a very long, stiff beard. Mile. Boes de Cbene. born at Geneva in 1S34. was exhibited in London In 1833 In her eighteenth year. She bad a profuse head of hair, a large mustache and a strong black beard. There are other Instances of bearded women about the authenticity of whom there is no room for doubt New York American. Women Without Names. "Womankind In Korea," says E. G. Kemp In "The Face of Manchuria," "suffers from a strange lack the ab sence of names. A woman may pos sess a pet name; otherwise she has none. Frequently she does not even know her husband's name. If she be comes a Christian and receives bap tism she acquires a name, and this must give her quite a new sense of .dignity." Nothing to Do but toaf. The most unfortunate man Is the one who gets up In the morning with nothing to do and all day to devote to It Chicago Record-Herald. Sincerity Is the way to heaven. To think how to be sincere Is the way of man. Menem. v PEOPLE YOU KNOW They May Not Be Quite So Nu merous as You Imagine. GUESS AS TO THEIR NUMBER. Then Do Soma Thinking and Figuring and Seo How Far From Your Guosa You Como and Incidentally Learn How Many Folks You Don't Know. Did you ever have the experience of walking down Main street with a man who Is running for office? All the time he Is bowing right and left to people you meet Several times In a block he will stop to shake hands with au ac quaintance. "You seem to know every one," you say to him almost enviously. "That's right" be replies, not with out some pride. "I guess I do know everybody worth knowing." Yet how many people does he know? How many people do you know your self? Did you ever try to figure It out? What proportion of the people in the United States do yon know? Certainly you don't know the one-hundreth part of them. Even the president of the United States doesn't and couldn't If be kept traveling all the time, making a host of new acquaintances every day. To know the one-hundredth part of the people In this country would be to know in the neighborhood of a million persons. No; It is perfectly safe to say that there Is no person In the whole world that knows a million other per sons well enough to call each of them by name. Think what a million means! Suppose you said the names of all the people you know as fast as you could. If you could enunciate twenty names a minute you would be doing marvel onsly well. Even at that rate, working steadily eight hours a day, it would take you nearly four months Just to name the people you know There isn't a memory in existence that would hold a million names. Well, do you suppose you know a hundred thousand? Let's see; that would be about one-fifth of the popu lation of Rhode Island. Imagine your self sitting In the railroad station at Providence watching the people come through. No: that is hardly a fair test, for unless you live in Providence you do not know as many people there as in the city in which you live. Sit in your own railway station and count the people coming through. No matter how well known you are or how many people you know, you cannot help but be Impressed with the fact of how many people there are that you do not know. If you know one in a hundred persons you know far more than the average. Let us try to get at it In another way. You make on the average, say, two new acquaintances a week. Of course there are weeks and weeks that you make no new acquaintances at all. and then there are times, such as pic nic week and vacation week and church fair week, when you meet a lot of people, so that two a week is a fair average. You have been meeting people, say, for twenty-five years. That's 2,500, Isn't it? Is It possible that you know only 2,500 people? You thought the num ber would be far more than that? But hold on. You don't know nearly that many. There are lots and lots of people whom you knew twenty years ago that you don't know now. You cannot even remember their names or what they looked like. Just sit down and try to remember the names of all the boys and girls that were in the same room in the public school with you. You cannot remember half of them or a third of them or a fifth of them. It is safe to say that of every two persons you met In all your life you have forgotten one. The chances are that the num ber of people you know by name Is nearer 1,000 than it is 2,000. Of course a preacher with a thou sand members in his church Is expect ed, to know them all by name. But all the same you will find him saying to his wife: "My dear, who was that young lady who spoke to us just know?" It is business, too, for a merchant to remember all of his thousand custom ers, but very few merchants are able to do It Possibly some of the politicians and public lecturers may know a cou ple of thousand persons by name, but very few other persons know that many. If this estimate- seems too low it is easily disproved. All you have to do is to take pencil and paper and begin putting down the names of your ac quaintances. Start with your own family and then pot down your cousins and your second cousins and your wire's relations. Then put down the names of the people you know in the town you used to live in and the peo ple you know socially. Follow that up with the people you know in business, then But you can't dispute these figures. It is too much trouble to think of 'all the people you know. You'll neverdo it New York World. Flogged For Bathing. On an Island in the Cam, at Grant chester, is a mill pond known as "By ron's pool" because it was here that the poet as an undergraduate enjoyed his favorite recreation. Even in his day Edward Conybeare tells us in "Highways and Byways In Cam bridge" bathing was a practice some what frowned on by the academic au thorities. A century or so earlier any student found guilty of it was publicly flogged in the ball of his college and was again flogged on the morrow in the university schools by the proctors. A second offense meant expulsion from the university. A Hat and a Head. "Now, if you follow my advice," aid one business man to another as the wind caught the hat of the latter from his head '"if you follow my ad vice your derby will stay on in any wind that New York can produce.. When I buy a new hat I heat it over the gas jet and while it is still warm I put It on and let It cool on my head. The result la a perfect fit Try It aad see." New York Sun. The only wealth which will not dt- I cay Is tawiiladgtr-Lasffford. THE YEAR AHEAD The Nebraska Telephone Company, through its local manager, takes this opportunity of wishing its many patrons a prosperous and joyous New Year. Without the splendid co-operation that this com pany has received from its patrons,::the2fhigh grade of service that hasjbeen given would have been impossible. Our constant endeavor is to give you the best and most economical telephone service possible and your attitude and that of every other sub scribers hastens or hinders this accomplishment. ' REFRIGERATOR CARS. Evolution of tho Idea of "an Icebox on Wheels." The refrigerator car was never in vented, but just "fixed up." It was the idea of a New England railway man who needed some such thins as far back as 1851. In June of that year the first refrig erator car Is said to have made its trip from Ogdensburg, N. Y.. to Hus ton. The car owed its origin princi pally to the fact that the farmers near Ogdensburg. who made a great ileal of butter, were unabte to ship It ex cept in cold weather. A railroad man named Wilder, at that time in charge of the throusli freight, thought it would be a pwd Mea to rig up "an icebox on wheels." and he told this to the president of the road, who gave orders that the mas ter mechanic should plan several of them. At this time farmers were receiving only 12 cents a pound for their butter. The Iced car was loaded with eight tons of It, sent through and allowed to stand In Boston till the product was sold. It brought 17 cents a pound after paying all expenses and com missions, and the plan was voted a success. In a short time the road had a regular service on. using a number of cars, and the Idea spread rapidly. Wilder did not patent his idea, but allowed It to be nsed by whoever so desired. St. Louis Republic. Irish Wit. "I never give alms to a stranger." Kid old Shyster to a poor Irish womau. "Shure. then, your honor will uever relieve an angel." was the reply. Judge. Condemned Unheard. From a notice in a Cornish hunh: "The preacher for next Sunday will be found hanging Jn the church porch on Saturday.' London Punch. Cleanse the- fuuntaiu If you would purify the streams. Alcott. IN THav SUNNY SOUTH: Every first and third Tu. filny very low hnme seekere excursion rates aie in effect to the South with 25 day limits, ami every day the winter tourist rates are in effect with all winter limits. TO CALIFORNIA: Daily excursion rates with attractive conditions, limits, stopover privileges, side tripe, etc , are in effect. The annual winter move ment to Southern California by thousands of Americans who desire to escape the rigors of the North is now under way. COLORADO: A two or three weeks eojonrn in the winter climate of Colorado is recommended by physicians as one of the best np-building tonics available. The great National Western Stock Show is held at Denver, January. 1G-2I. The Burlington takee excellent enre of )ou to California, either in through standard or through tonribt eleepers with conductors in charge: via Denver, Scenic Colorado and Salt Lake Cry- WESTERN LAND PRODUCT EXHIBIT nil! be h.ld in OmaliH, January IS to 28th. All new western localities BhouM he represented: ail farmers ami prospective farmers should see this instructive exhibit Old Books Rebound In fact, for anything in the book binding line bring your work to Journal Office Phone 184 Nebraska Telephone Go. DANIEL J. ECHOLS, Local Manager The Arab Plowman. To see an Arab steering a yoke of oxen, oue baud pressed upou the sin gle stem of tlit- plow and the other holding the long, slim goad. Is to set? u living illustration or how El is ha looked ami moved when Elijah found him plowing and east his cloak upon him in significant symbolism of his destiny. It has often been remarked that, while imperishable relics of K man stonework abound in northern Africa in the form of bridges, aque ducts and so forth, the impress left on the people themselves by the great est civilizing power that ever existed is extraordinarily slight. Only in soma such iusignificant detals as the names of the months in the Kabyle diahvt Is the stamp of Koine still visible, and in the system of hiring labor in the Tell there survives a custom belong iug to the early days of the Human republic. -Wide World Magazine. A Little Temperance Tragedy. "Don't drink any mure. John. You've got too much already." "Xo. I haven't." "Yes, you have, and you'll be drunk again." "Aw, what do you want to worry atcut that for? It's me that has the headache next morning." "I know. John, but it's me that has the heartache all the time." New York Tli.;--- ProWto If tics to Creditors. In the County Court, l'latte county, Nebraska. In the matter of tht rotate of Hannah Davi. Notice is hereby given thnt tin creditors of ilt said deceased will meet the administrator of said estate, before me. County Jndce of l'lntte county, Nebraska, at the county court room in Mid county on the 2Ht!i day of .lanoary. 1911. iiml on the 2th day of April, mi, and on the 2tli ilsy of Jaly. 15)11. at 1(1 o'clock a m.each day. Tor the purpose of prenentiriK their claim for ex amination, adjustment and allowance. Six months aie allowed for creditor t prewut their claimx, from January 2atli. lPll.and one jeir for the administrator to wttle c aid estHt-. from t lift 27ttula of December. WW. Thin notice wilt be published in the Columbus Journal four weekt) successively prior to the UNth day of .Inn nary. 1911 Witness my hand, and seal if said court. tins 7!h day of December. A. D. WW. se.u!l JOHN KATTEHMA.V 2j. County Jude. R3 L. F. RECTOR. Ticket Agent Columbus. Nebr. L. V. WrlKtLfcY. Can't. Fassenaer Jlflnt. Omaha. Moor. 1