R I I) 3i I It I M ft f' 1 K I INDEPENDENCE ON THE FARM GLENOID RESULTS FOLLOW FARMING IN THE CANADIAN WEST. Americans In Canada Not Asked to Forget That They Were Born Americans. Farm produce today is remunera tive, and this helps to make farm life agreeable. Those who are studying the economics of the day tell us that the strength of the nation lies in the cultivation of the soil. Farming is no longer a band-io-mouth existence. It means Independence, often affluence, but certainly independence. Calling at a farm house, near one of the numerous thriving towns of Al berta, in Western Canada, the writer van given a definition of "iiidepen dence" that was accepted as quite original. The broad acres of the farm er b land had a crop and a bplendid one. too. by the way ripening for the reapers work. The eveuness of the crop, covering field after field, attract ed attention, as did also the neatness oi iLe surrounding s. the well-built sub fcianua story-and-a-half log bouse, and tiie well-rounded side o! tbe cattle. Uls broken English be was a French Canadian was easily understandable fend pkasaut to litten in Me bad come there from Monti eal a year ago. Lati paid $1'0 an aire iyr U.e J-O-acie larm. with the little iii.riuvtn:et it lad. He had neer lartued "ueture. yet his crop was excellent, giving evi dence as to the quality nt the will, and the gjod judgment that bad tnen ns.e . In ita preparation And brains conn In laruilng as v. ell as "brw Aked Low be liked it there, he biiaighiened Lis broad shoulders, and with hand outstretched towards the waving fields of grain, this young French Canadian, model of symmetrical build, replied: "Be gosh, yes. we like him the farmin' well, don't we. Jeannette?" as he smilingly turned to the young wife standing near. She had accom panied him from Montreal to his far west home, to assist him by her wifely help and companionship, in making a new home In this new land. "Yes, we come here wan year ago, and we never farm before. Near Montreal, me lather, he kep de gris' mill, an de rardin' mill, an be gosh! he run de cheese factor' too. He work, an me work, an us work tarn har', be gosh! I's work for de farmer; well 'den, aometln' go not always w'at you call RANG THE BELL, ALL RIGHT & ifiW atmtn of Yifld of Wheat in Wnrrrn Canada (or 1910 More Than One Hundred If aboa Basacb. de right, an de farmer he say de' mean ring, be gosh! and tell us go to well, anyway he tarn mad. Now," nd then he waved his hand again towards the fields, "I 'ave no bodder. no cardin mill, no gris mill, no cheese factor'. I am now de farmer man an' when me want to, me can say to de oder fellow! you go Well, we "Ike him the farmin'." And that was a rood definition of independence. Throughout a trip of several hun dred miles in the agricultural district of Western Canada, the writer found the farmers In excellent spirits, an optimistic feeling being preralent ererywnere. it will be interesting to rtbe thousands on the American side of the line to know that their rela tives and friends are doing well there, that they have made their home In a country that stands up so splendidly under what has been trying conditions In most of the northwestern part of the farming districts of the continent With the exception of some portions of Southern Alberta, and also a por tion of Manitoba and Southern Sas katchewan the grain crops could be described as fair, good and excellent. The same drought that affected North nd South Dakota. Montana, Minne sota, Wisconsin and other of the northern central states extended over Into a portion of Canada Just men tioned. But in these rortions the crops for the past four or five years were splendid and the yields good. The great province of Saskatchewan has suffered less from drought in pro-1 l-oruon to ner area' under cultivation than either of the other provinces. On the other hand, instead of the drought being confined very largely to the south of the main line of the C. P. R. It Is to be found in patches right through the center of northern Sas katchewan also. In spite of this, how ever. Saskatchewan has a splendid crop. A careful checking of the aver ages of yield, with the acreages in the different districts, gives an average yield of 15 bushels to the acre. In Southern Alberta one-fifth of the winter wheat will not De cut. or has been re-sown to feed. There are ts divllual crops which will run as high as 45 bushels on acres of 600 and 1.009 acres, but there are others which wlii drop as low as 15. . safe average lor winter wheat will be 19 bushels. Tbe sample Is exceptionally Cue. excepting in a few cases where it has been wiin kled by extreme heat. The northern section cf Alberta -eaa been naturally anxious to impress the world with the fact that It has not suffered from drought, and this Is quit true. Wheat crops run from 20 to 30 bushels io an acre, but In a report such as this it Is really Ouly possible to deal with the provlp-o as a whole and while the estimate may seem very low to the people of Alberta. It Is fair to the provibce throughout. When the very light rainfall and other eccentricities of tbe past season are taken Into account. It seems noth ing short of a miracle that the Cana dian West should have produced 102 million bushels of wheat, which la less than IS million bushels short of the crop of 1909. it is for the West generally a paying crop and perhapi the best advertisement the countr; lias ever had, as it shows that no mat ter bow dry the year, with thorough tillage, good see'd and proper methods of conserving the moisture, a crop can always be produced. As some evidence of the feeling of the farmers, are submitted letters written by farmers but a few days ago. and they offer the best proof that can be given. Maidstone. Sask . Aug. 4. '10. I came to Maidstone from Menoml nee. Wis., four years ago. with my parents and two mothers We all lo cated homesteads at that time and now have our aients. Tbe soil is a rich black loam as good as I have ever seen. Wo have ha J good ciops each year and in 1909 they weie exceeding .V Clod. Wheat vielriin? frnm ' in .!) - ------,-, ..v.. H -v m -0 nusbols per acre and oats from 40 to ' We ar- well pleased with the country and do not care to return to ur uathe state. I certainly believe that Saskatchewan is just the place for a hustler to get a start and make himself a home. Wages here for farm labor range from $35 to $45 pel month. Lee Dow. Tofield, Alberta, July 10. 1910. I am a native of Texas, the largest and one of the very best states of the Union. I have been her three yean and have not one dec'ri. to return to the States to live. There is no plac I know of that offers such splendid inducements for capital, brain and brawn. I would like to say to all who are not satisfied where you are, make a trip to Western Canada; if you dc not like it you will feel well repaid for your trip. Take this from one who's on the ground. We enjoy splen did government, laws, school, railway facilities, health, and last, bat not least, an ideal climate, and this from a Texan. O. L. Pughs. James Normur of Porter, Wisconsin, after visiting Dauphin. Manitoba, says: "I have been In Wisconsin 23 years, coming out from Norway. Nevei have I seen better land and the crop in East Dauphin are better than i have ever seen, especially the oata There Is more straw and it has heav ier heads than ours in Wisconsin. "This Is Just the kind of land we are looking for. We are all used to mixed farming and the land we have seen Is finely adapted lo that sort of work. Cattle, hogs, horses and grain will be my products, and for the live stock, prospects could not be better. I have never seen such cattle as are raised here on the wild prairie grasses and the vetch that stands three or four feet high in the groves and on the open prairie. tf OuLda A anwaBBBW -y "awBBBBM ULACHANT The old Indian turned his face from the cam n fire and fixed bis bead-black eyes on mine. "Oulachan." I re peated. "Why do men call you Oulachan?" He turned his wrin kled face to the fire again and e sat n w h 1 1 e in silence. Then. In the deep gutturals and short, broken words of his native tongue, he told me. "Many summers ago." he paid, "the teepees of my father's tribe stood where we sit tonight. The white man was not here then" he pointed up the river toward Kelso "the woods and the open were the Indian-. The Indian hunted and fished and was happy. But white men came up the big river in canoes and they brought with them the black death. Warriors, klootchmen. panpooses. all alike sick ened. Many died. Wheu the rain and the winter came, no deer meat, no fish nuns; beside the teepees. For when the frost drove the black dath away, the hunttrs were weak. They could not go to tbe woods fcr deer, -uid the salmon had passe! on up the little river. The Indian was very hungry. The Mr-otehtnen ami the nappcoses cried Tor meat. And when the Indian was ready to fold his blan ket around him and lie down to the long sleep, the Great Spirit saw and sent food. From the north it came, from under the frozen water. Swim ming together. A long rope big many suns long. Many little fish swim ming at the bottom of the big wa ter "the Pacific "along the bottom of the big river" the Columbia. "They came here to the mouth of the little river" he pointed to the Cowllta flowing past us in the darkness to the Columbia "and here they came to the top of the water. 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In replying Sir Wilfred said In part: "I understand that many of yon have come from the great Republics to tbe south of us a land which is akin to us by blood and tradition. I hope that in coming from a free coun try you realize that you come also to another free country, and that al though you came from a republic yon have cjime to what Is a crowned democracy. The King;, our sovereign, has perhaps not so many powers as the President of the United States, but whether we are on the one side of the line or the other, we are all brothers by blood, by kinship, by ties of relationship. In coming here as you have come and becoming natural ized citizens of this country no one de sires you to forget the land of your ancestors. It would be a poor man who would not always have In his heart a fond affection for the land which he came from. The two greatest countries today are certainly the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland and the Republic of the Unit ed States. Let them be united to gether and the peace of tbe world will be forever assured. "I hope that In coming here as you have, you have found liberty. Justice and equality of rights. In this coun try, as in your own. you know nothing of separation of creed and race, for you are all Canadians here. And If I may express a wish It is that yon would become as good Canadians as you have been good Americans and that you may yet remain good Amer icans. We do not want you to forget what you have been; but we want you to look more to tbe future than to the past. I.et me. before we part, tender you the sincere expression of my warmest gratitude for your reception." trsiy rJrt'&fiffitrrtr Serving Two Masters. "Can a man serve' two masters" excialmed John M. Callahan, candi date for the Democratic nomination fof secretary of state, at a meeting In Eagles' hall the other night "I say he cannot, and that reminds me of tba answer I got from an Irish friend of mine when I askea him the same question. "Kin a man serve two masters. Is t." says ay Iriah friend. "01 only knowed waa man that could do ut. and In the ind they seat him to Jail fer uramyl" Milwaukee Wisconsin. The Right Way. William Muldoon, tbe noted trainer. ! was talkin. apropos of the Jeffries- Johnson fight, of training. "In training." he said, "the strictest obedience is required. Whenever I think of the theory of training I think of Dash, who, after 18 years of mar ried life. Is one of the best and hap piest husbands in tho world. "'Dash.' I once said to .him. wclL Dash, old man. how do yoa take mar ried lifer "According to dlractloaa,' a re oiled." them and shouted. 'Oulachan.' Hunters and klootchmen went into the water and caught the oulachan with their hands. 'Oulachan.' they shouted. They made potlach and were filled. In that hour was I born. My name is Oulachan." Tbe oulachan btill runs in the Cowlitz and every year there is a feast, but it is a feast for white men; the Indian tribes have vanished from the river. During the early months of win ter Portland and all the cities and towns within reach of the fishing grounds look forward to the feast In the old days when Portland was the only market fishermen scrambled for the first of the run. A wild race of the deep-laden boats tup the Columbia followed, and tbe first boatload to reach the market sold, smelt for silver, weight for weight But since railroads and refrigerator cars have put smelt fishing on the basis of a practical Industry, the first run of the oulachan does not bring more than 20 cents the pound in the northwestern retail markets, though the very first to arrive are eagerly sought at prices some what higher. Known commercially as the Columbia river smelt, the king of pan fish has several names. Ichthyologists classify it as thlelchthys pacificus, of the smelt family. The Indians of tbe Colum bia river region knew it as oulachan and the pio neer fishermen called it tbe Eskimo candle fish. In shape it resembles the smelt of the eastern Ftatcs and Europe, but its rich yet delicate and sweet flavor places it far above tbem in tbe esti mation of the epicures. Indeed, enthusiasts Insist that as a pan fish it is superior to trout of any kind. For unnumbered years the oulachan has made the Cowlitz river its spawning ground and of course the Columbia river Indians were the first to use it for food. During the runs they caught the fish in vast quantities drying and smoking them, and dried, actually used them for light fn their teepees. For so much is the oulachan in oil that, with a strip of bark run through it, the dried fish will burn with a clear flame from nose to tall. In the early months of the northwestern win ter the oulachan gather In uncountable millions at some unknown Fpot In Bering sea and begin their southward swim. Always close to the ocean bed, traveling in the form of a monster rope miles In length, they pass all the river and ficrd open ings along tbe coast until the mouth of the Co lumbia Is reached. Then, so closely hugging the river bottom that kill nets are all but useless, to reach them, they make for the Cowlitz. A few miles up from tbe month of that river they strike the shallower water, and come within easy reach of the waiting fishermen. From Indian times until the great catch of last season the method of fishing has been the same. A boat or a canoe to fish from, and a dip net with a long handle for fishing tackle, are all that Is necessary. One does not even need the dip net to catch a "mess." for the river "is literally alive with ou lachan and children oft en bail them out of the water with tin cans, get ting hair fish and half water. Where the wa ter is shallow enough they can even be caught with the bare hands, as their skin is not slimy when In the water. The run is always heralded far down the Columbia by flocks of eagles, gulls and hawks, following in the wako of the living rope of fish and picking up the dead as they come to the surface. Then the fish ermen gather by hundreds in their boats along the fishing grounds and feel along the bottom with the iole ends of their dip nets. When the pole strikes the small, wriggling bodies swim ming along the river bottom in solid phalanx, it is simply dip and fill, empty the net into the boat, dip and fill again, until the boat can hold no more. There is not much sport about it. It is just about as exciting as clam digging and requires no more skill. Quantity caught, and quickness in dipping one's boat full to the gun wales of flapping little fish are the smelt fisher man's ideals of sport And during the runs fish ermen, fish eaters and even the eternally gob bling seagulls alike become sated. When the gulls are at all hungry the fishermen amuse themselves by tossing up smelt for the gulls to catch in the air. A seagull on the wing will grab a fish by tbe middle or tall, toss and reverse It in air. and gulp It down head first in the wink of an eye. Most of the fishing is done at night Daylight seems to scatter the fish, but even In daytime during the height of the season tbe fishermen keep at their work with good results. As a rule, there are two men to each boat and the craft are filled in an Incredibly short time. One night last season two Kelso men filled a power launch to its capacity of 2.250 pounds in 45 minutes, or at the rate of 50 pounds a minute, and catches of 10.000 pounds in one day and night were fre quent White the Cowlitz river Is the only constant spawning ground, the oulachan has been known to run up the Lewis and the Sandy. At the time of the run up the Lewis. 14 years ago. tliere was only a small run of male fish In the Cowlitz, and the fishermen made their season's catch In the Lewis. About once In eisht years there Is a run up the Sandy, apparently Independent of the Cowlitz run. as the number in that river Is not lessened. At the time of the last run in thu Sandy a party of Portland men went out with dip nets. One man lost his dip net but found an old, rusty, discarded bird cai;e. He tied it to the end of a pole and scored an equal c-itch with the others. Ditrlng the same run famers d;ove their wagons into the stream, dipped them full tif fish and hauled load after load to their or chards to use as fertilizer. Pork sold in ' the Portland market some months later had a dis tinctly fishy flavor and revealed the fact that some of tbe thrifty agriculturists had fed smelt to their hogs. Last season the Cowlitz river was the spawn ing ground of the greatest run of smelt ever known by fishermen who have been in the busi ness over twenty years. At the season's close the river had yielded over 10.000.000 pounds, or 5.000 tons of oulachan. and as the fish average about eight to the pound 80.000.000 of them went the way of the market and tbe frying pan. The fishing grounds of the Cowlitz are prac tically the only ones where the oulachan can be caught in paying quantities. On the Columbia some few are caught by gill netters. But tbe river is deep and for the most part the fish swim beyond the reach of the widest net Even when caught they have to be picked one by one out of the meshes, so putting the gill netter out of competition with the Cowlitz man and his greedy, long-handled dipper. The grounds extend but eight or ten miles in the Cowlitz. Before Kelso was on the map the best location Is said to have been directly opposite where the Northern Pa cific depot now stands, but the growth of the town has driven the fish farther up and the best catches are now made two miles above this point. Between the small floating docks of the town and the fishing grounds boats ply day and night during tbe runs, going upstream empty and re turning laden with fish. Over 500 boats are em ployed in the industry, about 75 of them power boats. It seems strange that the oulachan. so far superior to the eastern smelt has never reached the eastern markets. The fish are packed in 50-pound boxes for shipment and tbe earlier catches sell in the wholesale market at from $2.50 to $5.00 the box; but in the height of the season the ordinary fisherman gets only about $50 for 200 boxes 10,000 pounds. On the river are several men who buy at these prices from other fishermen, maintain boats of their own and ship direct to retail markets. Portland has wholesale buyers on the ground, and probably the greater part of the retail trade is supplied through them. At Kelso smelt have been shipped as far east as Wisconsin. The fishermen say that with cold storage facilities the output could be greatly increased. Canning in tbe form of sardines has never been tried, though in the opinion of experts tbe fish so treated would dis count the Imported sardine. The market is usu ally demoralized early in the five months' sea son by schoolboys, who go out load up a few boats with fish and become an easy mark for buyers. Often, too. Greeks and Italians come up the river in boats, stay a day or two and sell their fish fcr whatever they can get. and the men regularly engaged in the trade want to make it a licensed one, on this account. Tbe growing output of the oulachan would seem, on the face of it. to dsmand a Gilford Pin chot on the fish commission. But the supply Increases year after year with the demand and apparently knows no limit. Last year's run broke all records and the Cowlitz smelt fisher is looking forward In happy confidence to the coming winter, when the deeps and shallows of the streams will again be filled with oulachan. HJ mmmm aaAVa14 3UIU1JUU & Soap BwaBBT-Nr1 V is sTaora saotaiaf Bsbb 'Ceti Creata: snore beauaf aav lotiea. IiaurMM or i Iteaatifviag 1MB aay LIKE CURES LIKE. arsnwJb fcj" i'bBBBwBBBbY '' -Jnffsl Smudge He calk kto : a -"-noiseless autoavobOe." Grudge Noiseless? It: fernal clatter. Smudge He claims that the nees of the smell drowns out the kMsV ness of the noise, and Tics versa. Opportunity of Suffragist. Baroness Aletta Korff tells la eaa of the magazines how the womea sC Finland came to vote. The fact is that womea had tg show that they could meet an emergency before tfc vote cams to them. They have aet had many opportunities to take taw Initiative In the world's history aa4 they have not always responded waea the opportunity came, but whea a crisis, such as that In 1904. whea the strike and the revolutionary outbreak in Russia took place at the same time, occurred, they proved they coaU make peace by doing It Not until England and the United States fins', the women helping them to bear some great trouble will they give them tkw right to vote. Globular Lightning. Yesterday the Inhabitants of Lewis ham were provided with a speclrasa of that curious phenomenon known as "globular lightning.- It la what la commonly called the "fire ball.- sa4 as it persists for several seconds it la obviously of a totally different char acter from aay other form of llgkS nlng. It la muck less brilUaat than ordinary lightning, aai lta brightness appears to be that of Iron at the "red hot" stags. It la not, as ssas accounts might lead one to Infer, a solid missile, but It Is always spherical and appears to fall from a thunder cloud by Its owa gravity, sometimes rebounding after striking the ground. London Globs. Try ts Corns Back. Not long ago Lord KInnalrd. who Is always actively Interested In religious work, paid a surprise visit to a mis sion school in the east end of London and told a class of boys the story of Samson. Introducing bis narrative, his lordship added: "He was strong, became weak, and then regained his strength, enabling him to destroy his enemies. Now, boys. If I bad an enemy, what would yon advise me to do?" A little boy. after meditating oa tba secret of that great giant's strength, shot up his band nd exclaimed: "Get a bottle of 'air restorer." Scandal. Mrs. Slmmonds glanced at tie scare headline: "Bank Robbed! Police at Sea!" and laid down the sheet "Naow, look at that Ex!" she ejac ulated, repeating the headline afoul "Here's a big city bank broke Into by burglars, and tk' city police force all off flshia' somewhere! What a dair Judge. Mere Men. He I dreamt last night that your mother was 11L She Brute! I heard yoa laugh la your sleep. Life. "NO FRILLS Just Sensible Food Cured Him. Sad Blow. "W.n3 she overcome by her husband's sudden death?" "Oh. yes. She had Just bought half a dozen new ball gowns." Birmingham Age-Herald. Scaring. "She married an old man who Is very rich." "I went one better on that. I married a young aviator who is a millionaire. Pele Mele. Hard to Convince. Little Tommy (eldest of the family, at dinner) Mamma, why don't you help me before Ethel? Mamma Ladies must always come first Tommy (triumphantly) Then why was I bora before Ethel ? Tit-Bits. DUTIES OF JUST ONE DAY Some of the Numerous Burdens Which the President Is Called Upon to Bear. The private burdens that are un loaded on the president's broad shoul ders are enormous, writes William Bayard Hale. An army lieutenant who has had a fall from his horse and who contracted fever la the Philippines has come to a moment when he must be examined for promotion. He could never pass an examination. Personal friends of every friend of President Taft bring in the officer's mother and make a plea for action !n bis behalf. A youth prospering at West Polat has developed suspicious heart symptoms. His father, eon of a former pre.-idem of the United State, speed to tbe White House and lays the case before the commander-in-chief. A letter is written directing the army depart ment to take no action until a Johns Hopkins specialist has reported. A modest colonel, ranking first in senior ity and third In rank In hi "-fth recommendations from every brigadier under whom he has beived. u l.ot. been recommended for promo ion. Th son of an old crony of Mr T.ift turn? up with a pea. he widow of a civil servant who committed imlcide. leav- looked after. But there is. not a single vacancy outside of the classified serv ice. Of course these things ought never to come to tbe president at all. But what is to be done when a senator or a near friend brings them up? A presi dent's day Is thus "orvled with a mul titude of private jnrrowg and needs. Perversity cf Finny Things. "Rivers, did you find the fish biting well?" Inj his Jatnily in poverty, taut be "Not well. Brooks, but too vecly. Sometimes a good, healthy commer cial traveler suffers from poorly se lected food and Is lucky If he learns that Grape-Nuts food will put him right A Cincinnati traveler says: "About a year ago my stomach got in a bad way. I had a headache most of the time and suffered misery. For several months I ran down until I lost about 0 pounds in weight and finally had to give up a good position and go home. Any food that 1 might nse seemed to nauseate me. "My wife, hardly knowing what to do, one day brought home a package of Grape-Nuts food and coaxed me to try it I told her it was no use but finally to humor her I tried a little, and they just struck my taste. It was the first food I had eaten In near ly a year that did not cause any suffer ing. "Well, to make a long story short. I began to improve and stack to Grspe Nuts. I went up from 125 pounds la December to 194 pounds the following October. "My brain is clear, blood all right and appetite too mack for aay man's pocketbook. In fact. I am thor oughly made over, and owe it all to Grape-Nuts. I talk so muck aeoat what Grape-Nuts will do that some of the men on the road have nicknamed ma Grape-N-uts.' but I stand today a healthy, rosy-cheeked man a pretty good example of what the right kind of food will do. "Yoa can pitb!!?h thta If you want to. I It is a true stale-meat without any iriliK." Read tbe little book. 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