J jiisp Better Plumbing i rooms always "T ANY homes should have better bath - A than they now have. We have tried not only to do better plumbing than we ever did before, but better than any body else can do. The vol ume of work we are now doing shows how we are suc ceeding. We use only genuine "Stmlmf plumbing fixtures and employ only experienced workmen. Our repair ing service is prompt and reliable. A. DUSSELL & SON. Columbus. Nebraska I Ijl Fgsi 1 -Mi ggafc ITEMS OF t INTEREST ABOUT OUR NEIGH BORS AND FRIENDS CLIPPED FROM OUR EXCHANGES CLAIthK. From tint Knterprise. Potatoes at the 'present time Beem to he u very ecarre article in thia vicinity, tirinBinjf from IKi centH to gl..r per bus hel The epuil crop wua cut short by the early dry spell. Considerable complaint is being nuide of thieving depredations on hen roosts throughout this section. There are chances of some one getting their just deserts one of these nights. Parson Hicks, of "Word and Works" fame has predicted very little rain for the month of August. It may all be true lint this vicinity has already ex perienced two splendid showers of rain. OENOA. From tho I'iltr A gang of surveyors have been in town this week surveying for the power canal between here and Columbus. Tom Vi.zard, who went to California a few weeks ago with the view of locat ing, returned yesterday morning and will remain in Nebraska. He did not like the coast country. The best investment any farmer can make with his surplus money is in im proving hi3 farm, says an exchange. When some farmers get ahead and have some spare money they either buy more land or begin to lend money lor the in terest it will draw. These are not- un wise tbinga to do, but they are not the beet thing to do with money. both. An excellent musical program rendered by the Columbus ladies, sup plemented by a couple of choruses by the Silver Creek ladies after which re freshments were served. Some of the ladies returned borne that evening in an auto, while others remained over night. The Columbus ladies in the party were Mosdames W. A. McAllister, C. J. Gar low, Howard Clarke. C.E. Adams, L. C. Vosa, K. T. Page, L. Jaeggi and W. S. Evans and Misses Mercedes Lisco and Gertrude Jaeggi. ST. EDWAKD From tho Advance. Wolf, Kennedy Ar Snyder sold this week a yearling Belgian marc to Lonis Rimers of Scribner, n Percheron yearling mare to Henry Hobenseifken of Platte Center, and a young Belgian stallion to Jos. Swanson, all from their last impor tation. Monday forenoon staging upon which the workmen were standing while put ting on pressed steel ceiling for the A. D White building just east or Christen seu Co's store, collapsed throwing Messrs. Jos. Sheldon. J. S. Kennedy, W. H. Creery and W. H.Kennedy to the tloor. All received more or less severe bruises. W. II. Kennedy who reached the tloor first and acted as a sort of re coil pad for one of the other workmen was so badly bruised that he has not yet resumed his place on the working force. t'EIUlt KAl'IDS. From the Outlook. Lawrence Spence bad the misfortune of having bis arm broken Tuesday. While driving a team bitched to a hay rake, the horses became frightened by a passing auto and ran, throwing Law rence a distance of ten feet. A little boy was told that when we go to heaven only our souls go and when he contemplated it for a moment he ejaculated, "bat if only my soul goes to heaven what will I fasten my pants to?" A German lady who heard the story said to her husband, "John bedder as you don't vent." A friend tells ub of a farmer near Fnl lerton who recently bought an automo bile everybody owns an auto down there. He learned to crank and rnn the machine to town, and then drove it out home and when he came up to the farm gate he pulled back on the steering wheel and yelled "Whoa.'' The auto hadn't been properly country broke, however, and it dashed right on through the fence with the farmer polling back on the wheel and yelling whoa. SII.VKU CHEEK. From tho aml Win. l'.relnn, miiternnl grand-father of the Perren'uul ilnldien, died Wednes day hist at his home at Ta Image. Neb., at the uge of 87 yn.ire. E Perrenoud and his son Carl, left Thursday morning to attend the funeral which was held Friday afternoon. Ten members of the Ladies' Musical of Columbus came to Silver Creek last Friday noon to visit the local Ladies' Musicale. The ladies were given their dinners at the homes of different mem bers after which members of both socie ties assembled at the home of Mre. D. F. Davis who is a charter member of FULI.ERTON. From the Nows-Ionrnul. G rover Harmann, who is working for Eil Robinson, met with a very painful accident Tuesday afternoon. While stacking hay, the rope which held the nrm of the 24-foot stacker, broke, letting tbe long arm fall on the young man's neck and shoulder. He was crushed to the ground and was picked up by other men in tbe field in a fainting condition. A doctor was summoned and it was dis covered that the collarbone was broken, besides numerous bruises about tbe neck and shoulders. The injuries are very painful and Grover will be unable to do much work for some time. He went to hie home in Fnllerton. Cedar Rapids Outlook. An accident which was quite bad as it was but fortunately not as serious as it could easily have been, occurred on the Swartz farm eight miles west of this city lost Thursday. It seems that Mr. Swart, was moving a corn ctib and that Mrs. Swartz was standing nearby watch ing the operation. In some manner a portion of the crib broke away from its snpport and fell upon her, crushing her to the ground beneath it. Her back at first was thought to be broken but later on, after Doctors Johnson and Barber arrived, they found that tbe accident was not as serious as at Grst supposed, and that the injured lady had merely re ceived a severe sprain. FRISCHHOLZ BROS. SHOES CLOTHING Gents' Furnishing Goods RELIABLE GOODS AT RIGHT PRICES.. FRISCHHOLZ BROS. 405 11th Street, ColumbuB. HUKFHBIT. From the Democrat Franz Hoelscher and Who, Hercheo back got started yesterday from Cornlea for a trip to their old home in Germany, expecting to be gone about two months. The country is saved and this vicinity at least is practically assured of a bum per corn crop i be soaking rain which came Wednesday evening came in time to give the corn crop a good boost. Mr and Mm. Frank Schilz came up from (olnmbnn Saturday evening to visit fie Fritik Grognr family, who live ntrthra-tof town. Mr. Sr.uilz return ed to Columb is Monday, bat tbe rest of hii family remaim-d fur a longer visit. Miss Mae Rntlerraan returned to her home in Columbus, Thursday of last week, after a few weeks visit with rela tives and friends in Humphrey and Corn lea. She was accompanied home by her neioe, Elenor Bander of Cornlea, who will visit with tbe Ratterman family for a few weeks. County commissioner John Malone of Madison county returned to his home at Madison Tuesday night from Chicago, where he has been for a number of weeks to submit to a snrgioal operation. A large tumor was removed from the stomach, tbe case being one of a very serious nature. Mr. Malone is now rapidly recovering his health and is able to walk and to ride a little each day. Norfolk News. Mrs. Mary Wittier, who for tbe past eight years has made her home in Humphrey, died Sunday morning, Aug. 7, at about 10 o'clock at tbe home of her son, Frank. The immediate cause of her death was diabetes. Mrs. Wittier had been quite-ill for about ten days, and while her illness was looked upon as being serious, it was not considered that her condition warranted any immediate alarm on the part of her friends and re latives, so her death came as a great shock to those who were near and dear to her. The deceased was 72 years of age at tbe time of her death. COLUMBUS MEAT MARKET We invite all who desire choice steak, and the very best cuts of all other meats to call at our market on Eleventh street. We also handle poultry and fish and oysters in sew on. S.E MARTY & CO. TlphnnH No. 1. - Colambus, Neb. PLATTK CBNTKB From the Signal. While visiting with her mother, at tbe home of Mr. and Mrs. J. J. Langan, tbe ten year old daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Ed Powers of Oolumbns fell from a horse on which she was riding last Saturday and fractured her right arm between tbe wrist and elbow. Lew Hoare toots a horn in our band, but he didn't toot a toot Monday even ing, because his tooter had disappeared. He kept it bung in tbe grain office, and need it Sunday morning. Monday eve ning be reached for it to come down to band meeting and it bad disappeared. He don't seem to have any idea who took it. The office is frequently left un locked, and Sunday was one of the times. It was certainly a peculiar arti cle to steal. Gladys, tbe Gve-year-old daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Henry Rogan, while at play in the yard at home northwest of town, last Friday, fell into a hole in the yard. Bui little attention was paid to it nt first but gradually tbe child began to suffer with pain in tbe left knee. Monday tbey took her to Columbus and surgical examination developed the fact that the cords of the knee hail been rup tured from which permanent stiffness may result. It is probable that tbe lit tle one will be taken to tbe hospital for treatment. A gang of Standard Bridge men are engaged in this vicinity putting in sev eral vbridges for tbe county. Last week they put a new bridge across tbe draw north of Ed. Roberta' bouse, east of town, and a sixteen foot bridge on the new road about a mile and a half north west of town; also renewed a sixteen foot bridge on the grade, near where Chris Greisen lives. Tbey also drove a number of piles for rip rapping at tbe west end of what is known as the "red bridge" across Shell Creek. Tbey still have some bridge work to do in tbe west part of the township. MONRO!. From the Republican. D. H. Gipe was in Oolumbns on busi ness Saturday. Will Hill and Jas. Burrus were among tbe Columbus visitors Wednesday. Miss Vivian Jenkinson came up from Columbus Thursday .of last week for a visit with ielatives. Misses Ada and Mary Hendryx of Kearney arrived Monday and are guests at the Cbas Kelley home. Mr. and Mrs. J. R Alcook returned to their home in Butte. Neb., Friday eve ning, after a visit with their daughter, Mrs. David McWilliams. About a month ago tbe Union Pacific gang took out tbe A. D. stock yards, a mile east of town, and this week the sec tion men took np the side track. This stock yard and track was put in a num ber of years ago for the A. D. Cattle Company, when tbey were feeding ex tensively on the Gerrard & Ziegler ranch and was used considerable while they were there. 8ince that time it has re mained idle and the railroad decided to move the stockyards to Woodville. Sunday evening Jake MoNeeley, and a couple of other boysln town, who have been insulting some of the young girls on the street, carried it too far, and Tuesday a complaint was filed in Col umbus against Jake, charging him with disorderly conduct The sheriff came up Wednesday morning but Jake had left. It is understood that Justioe O. W. Uollingshead declined to issue a warrant in the case, on tbe ground that he had no jurisdiction. Now that the matter has been taken up and a warrant issued. Jake will be apprehended by Sheriff Lachnit and brought to Colum bus for a hearing. There have been sev eral complaints regarding the actions of tbe boys and this will no doubt put a stop to further annoyance of this kind. MILLWOOD. From the Gazette. Many of the farmers are plowing for winter wheat; but the ground is rather dry and bard to turn over. A man with toothache never suffers as much as he claims, and corn never suff ers as much in hot weather as is general ly aaid by farmers. A bright eyed baby boy brought joy to the home of Mr. and Mrs. Frank D. Adamy last week and now its grandpa and grandma Henggler. Mr. and Mrs. Clarence Smith have moved back to Bellwood from Brewster, Kas. Clarence says the corn crop around that neighborhood is completely dried up. About ten or fifteen went to David City Wednesday morning on the "iron boss'' to see tbe circus. Had tbe circus been at Columbus half the citizens of the town and country would have gone. Isn't it stranga Cat Uager received a postal card from Mr. and Mrs. W. T. Callaway now of California, which stated that both were well. Mr. and Mrs. Callaway lived on a farm west of the Bellwood cemetery 34 years ago. Cal. thinks W. T., is now in his nineties and was tickled to hear from him. SCnUYIiBU. From tho Ban. In the matter of the incompentency of John Parr, an 83 year old man of How ells, County Judge Allen decided he should have a guardian. The case was brought by his sons who claimed willful waste of hia property. A guardian was temporarily appointed but he has not at this writing qualified. A telegram was received here Tuesday by Jos. Simmons stating that Mr. Frank Faulkner, a pioneer of Schuyler, had died last Monday and was buried Tues day. The cause of his death was intlam atory rheumatism He left here some months ago for .New York state. He leaves two daughters who are married and live on the Pacific const. Last Monday afternoon Leonard, the nineteen year old son of Mr. and Mrs. Ed Smitb, living three miles out from Schuyler, had tbe misfortune to break the ankle of his right foot. He had been out on the T. O. Bailey farm to get a disc gang plow. When be was comingj by tbe Whitehall place the plow which was in tbe wagon slipped and knocked him off the seat in such a manner that in trying to prevent himself from falling hia right foot was drawn in between tbe hind wheel and the step on the side of the wagon. The New Page. "Look here. Wllkins," said a doctor to his boy In buttons, whom he had occasion to reprimand, "I can't stand any more of this nonsense. You'll have to torn over a fresh leaf." "All right, sir," was the witty re sponse; "you shan't complain of me again, sir. 111 be an entirely new page." London Opinion. All on On Side. "1 am told your bride Is very pret ty," said Miss Peppery "Yes, indeed!" replied. Mr. Con Seet "Several of tbe guests at the ceremony were pleased to call It a 'wedding of beauty and brains.' " "Well, well! She must be a remark able woman! That's an unusual com bination in one person." wnsre to eegin. "Look here," said tho reforming hus band; "we must have things arranged In this house so that we shall know Just where everything Is kept" "With all my heart," sweetly an swered his wife, "and let us begin with your late hours, my love. I should very much like to know where tbey are kept" Stray Stories. A Boomerang. "Call that art!" exclaimed a would be critic, pointing to a painting In a studio. "If that daub is a work of art. then I'm on idiot!" "The latter part of your statement," rejoined the artist calmly, "would seem to furnish conclusive proof that it Is a work of art." pretty Much Aiene. In a rather rabid discussion In par liament a member of doubtful ability and power twitted Disraeli for having deserted his camp. "I did not know that tbe honorable gentleman bad a camp." Disraeli re plied In a tone of mock surprise. MI have always looked upon blm as the solitary sentinel of a deserted fortress." No Chance For Leniency. "Can't you be merciful and love me a little?" be pleaded as tbey sat In tbelr steamer chairs. "I can't show you any mercy at all," she whispered. "This Isn't tbe quarter deck." St Louis Star. The Skeptic. "Pa, what does 'skeptical' mean?" "Well er did you ever see a talcing In tbe washing for fear of rain In spite of the weather prediction fair?" Buffalo Express. Ought to Cheer Him. Flgg What's tbe matter, old man? You're looking wretched. Fogg I'm not myself at all today. Flgg Oh, come; that's nothing to fad wtstehed about Exchange. t OWXTUAL COT. Froa the NoapareiL George Clayton returned Tuesday to his home at Glen Rook. Wyo, having been called here by the death of his brother, 8am. Mr. Clayton says the stock soon ia his country have been watching the crop conditions in this part of the country with a great deal of in terest as tbe prices for their sheep and cattle depend very largely ontuejield of core in Nebraska and Kansas. He was pleased to find corn looking so well here. Heber Hord received a cablegram the latter part of last week, apprising him of tbe death of T. E Wells, which had just occurred at his home in England. The message was brief, simply stating that Mr. Wells bad died from an attack of appendicitis. Mr. Wells was quite well known in Central City as he has been associated with Mr. Hord for many years in a number of business enterpris es. For many years he was president of the WelkvHord Grain Co. A piece of news that is too good to overlook was left out of tbe Nonpareil, last week. It concerns a vield of oats raised by JobnPageon the "home ranch" of T. B. Hord east of town. There were eighty-four acres in tbe field and the to tal number of bushels was GOBI, or an average of 72 bushels to the acre. Tbe oats tested ?- per bushel and tbe above figures are based on the weight test Thia ia thought to be about the best yield of oats ever recorded in this section sad it probably will hold tbe record for eometisM. Anyway, it's pretty good for a dry year. Stand up for Nebraska. lkiob. From the World. Shock threshing is nearly all done Oats was of good quality and a fair .yield 30 to 35 bushels per acre. It is wonder ful how well the corn is doing consider ing the nred of rain. Rndolpb Wnrdeman vued bis last year's renter. Gust Kartsch at a justice court in Creston one day last week and losing the case, then appealed to a high er court in Columbus. The trial will come off in the near future. A letter received by Washington Hardy from his t-on. Captain A. H. Hardy, states that the Captain has bwn very sick at Grand Falls, Montana, for some time. It seems that he ate roiiih cbitken that had been in cold storage too long and it caused ptomaine poison ing. At present Mr. Hardy is recover ing. As Louis Robert was coming to town yesterday morning he discovered that tbe barn on Ed Johnson's farm was on fire. Lonis immediately cot busy and calling some of tbe neighbors to his as sistance went in and extinguished the maze. air. anu Mrs. jonnson were away from home at the time and had it not been for the timely arrival and presence of mind of Mr. Robert tbey undoubtedly would have sustained a serious loss of property. Just bow the fire originated is not known but it is supposed to have caught from a cigar which Mr. Johnson had left lying on the sill for a few minutes just before he started away. Electric Light Always Ready Brilliant Clean Safe Have your house wired Columbus Light, Heat & Power Co. snEr.BY. From tbe Sob. Mr, and Mrs. John Messing went to Columbus Friday to visit tbe latter's mother, Mrs. V. Zimmerman, who has been totally blind for some months and was taken to Omaha that day to have her eyes treated. Mrs. Geo. Metheney, who has been at Lincoln for several weeks, feels very thankful to her Bhelby relatives and friends for their expressions of kindness and regards on her fiftieth birthday an niversary which occurred a few days ago She received 125 post cards. While 8. H. Eyler'a threshing outfit was at work Wednesday afternoon for Ralph Jarmin on the Frank Stone farm two and one-half miles northwest of Shelby, a spark from tbe engine set fire at tbe top of one of tbe stacks and in a very few minutes the whole setting aad separator were enveloped in flames. There was quite a breeze at the time and tbe fire spread so rapidly after it was dis covered that it was impossible to even save the separator. Mr. Jarmin esti mates tbe amount of wheat destroyed at about 300 bushels which will be a total loss as neither he nor Mr. Stone carried any insurance on tbe grain. We are in formed that Mr. Eyler carried some in surance on tbe niaohine. Hivais. She John is a very considerate sort of fellow, isn't he? He (the rival) Oh, -yes. very! ne has that keen tact and loving sympathy which a chauf feur displays toward a helpless crip ple. Life. Blank Verse. Poet You published a poem of mine last week. You pay according to tbe kind of verse, don't you? Editor Yes. George, give tbe gentleman a blank check. Judge. hlfiVTEnUMMi 1 The right nwom an excellent notation, salary orcominioHioti for Cnlorabar and vi cinity, tttatcajpt, former occanatioa and irive reference. Addree LOCK HOX 43S. Lincoln, Neb. TIKTULE A Good Reason. "What makes you think, sir, that I will not be able to support your daugh ter?" "Well, I haven't been able to myself." Tightly Tied. "That man's money is all tied up." "Poor fellow! Can't get at it. eh?" "Ob. yo?. All he has to do is to untie his money bag." Judge. LOCAL, KKI'KKSKXTATIVK-Satary i to JIVJ monthly. Kxtra commltion ami office ex IienRes. KcintentatiYe intiM have t-ntticient uh tocany tttock to "iipply the demand creat ed by New Ijiuh and other condition". Send reference. IVwition M-rimncnt. Kapid ad vancement to good man. Addres Sturm Thayer, Saint Director. IUI National I lank Com merce llnililini;, Minneaitoli", Minn. WKST BOCXD. No. 11 H.HIam No. 13 1:38 am No. 1 10:2$ nra No. H 11:25 am No. 17 3:05 pm No. 1.1 K:ini No. 3 itOpin No.T K:35pni No. 21 11:111am No. IK llOnm No. -M 8:38 Mia No. 7 '-i-Xii m No. 4 No. 12 No. 14 No. . No. 18. No. 10 No. 18 No. 2 . No. 2! KjlST BODHD, laa .10:37 pm . 5:31 a m . 2:irtpm . 2:I p b . 3.415 p m . 5:57 p m 8:50 pm isupm No. 20 SHUpm No. 21 7:12 am No. 8 tf:Upm Norfolk. BRANCHES. BPALDINO ALBION. No. 77mxd. d 7:20am No.2!ipa ..d 7.1)0 pm No. 20 pan ..a 1:10 pm No. 78inxd..alt:10pm No. 79 mxd..d BK am No.SIpaa ..dlJOpm No.X!paa ..al2:30pm No. 80 mxd..a 78 p m Daily except Sunday. hot: Nod. 1, 2, 7 and 8 are extra fare trmiaa. Moh. 4. :. 13 niul 14 are local paaae Now. 58 and Ml are local freight. Nob. 9 and lit are mail train only. No 14 du in Omaha 4:45 p.m. No. H tlnn in Omaha 54)8 p. m. Hi e. 1. 1 1. TiM Tablt No. 22, luut. (daily ex. Handay) leave 7:25a m No. :ti. Krt. & Ac. (d'y ex. Saturday) Iv.f.iOO p m No. 21, I'aHM. (daily ex. Sunday) arrive.. 920 p m No. 31. Krt. ft Ac. Kl'y ex. uauay j ar. ..nua a m r BiVSM Go Out Into the Union Pacific Country Where there are greater opportunities and less competition; where nature is generous in both climate and soil. It is in this section that thousands will find homes in the next few years. GO VIA UNION PACIFIC "The Safe Road" Electric Block Signals Dining Gar Meals and Service "Best in the World" Low Homeseekers' Fares First and Third Tuesday of Each Month During 1910 To Many Points in Colorado, Wyoming, Utah, Idaho, Oregon and Washington For information relative to rates, routes, etc., call on or address B. Gh BROWN, Agent, Columbus, Neb. i .'