MEMORIES OF CHILDHOOD. LAST VOYAGE OF T LIKES HAWAIIAN PRINCESS BKVSBBBSBBBBBBSBBBBBB3V VWeSF' lrjBAmuiHJmsn fllrmCFMtMATWUFtVlCffi.l:7C. SYNOPSIS. The story opns with the Introduction of Jolin hyphens, adventuror. a Masia chii5etts man marooned by authorities at Valparaiso. Chile. Being interested in mining operations In Bolivia, he was de nounced by Chile as an Insurrectionist "i"i as a consequence was hiding. At his hotel his attention waa attracted by an Knglishman and a young woman. Stephens rescued the young woman from a drunken officer. He was thanked by her. Admiral of the Peruvian navy con fronted Stephens, told him that war had Wen declared between Chile and Peru nd offered him the office of captain. He desired that that night the Esmeralda, a Chilean vessel, should be captured. Stephens accepted the commission. Stephens met a motley crew, to which he was assigned. He gave them final In structions. They boarded the vessel. They successfully captured the vessel supposed to be the Esmeralda, through strategy. Capu Stephens gave directions for the de parture of the craft. He entered the cab in and discovered the English woman and her maid. Stephens quickly learned the wrong vessel hnd been captured. Jt was Lord Darlington's private yacht, the lord's wife and maid being aboard. He explained the situation to her lady ship Then First Mate Tuttle laid bare the plot, saying that the Sea Queen had ben taken In order to go to the Antarc tic circle. Tuttle explained that on a former voyage he hail learned that the Honna Isabel was lost in 1753. He had found it frozen In a huge case of ice on an Island and contained much gold. Stephens consented to be the captain of the expedition. He told I-ady Darlington. She was greatly alarmed, hut expressed confidence In him. The Sea Que.-n encountered a vessel in the fog. Stephens attempted to communicate. Tliis cau.-ed a fierce struggle and he was overcome Tuttle finally squaring the sit uation. Then the Sea Queen headed south again. I'nder Tuttle's guidance the ves sel made progress toward its goal. De Nova, the mate, told Stephens that he believed Tuttle. now acting as skipper, insane because of his queer actions Stephen"; was awakened bv crashing if glass. He saw Tuttle in the grip of a spasm of religious mania and overcame him. The sailor upon regaining his senses was taken 111. Tuttle committed suicide by shooting. Upon vote of the crew Stephens assumed the leadership and the men decided to continue the treasure hunt, the Islands being supposed to b onlv TOO miles distant Tuttle was buried In the sea. Iady Darlington pronouncing the service. Stephens awaking from sleep saw the ghost, supposed to have formed the basis for Tuttle's religious mania. T'pon advice of Laily Darlington. Stephens started to probe the ghost. He came upon I.lent. Sanchez, the drunk en officer he had humbled in Chile. He found that at Sanchez inspiration. En gineer McKnlght played "ghost" to scare the men Into giving up the quest. Steph ens announced that the Sea Queen was at the spot where Tuttle's quest was sun- posed to be. The crew was anxious to go on In further search. De Nova and Steph ens conquered tliom In a fist fight. Iidy Darlington thanked him. The Sea Queen started northward. She was wri'cked in a fog. Stephens. De Nova. Lady Darlington and her maid being among those to set out in a life boat. Ten were rescued. Stephens saw only one chance In a tnou nand for life. Lady Darlington confessed her love to Stephens and he did likewise. Lady Darlington told her life story: how she had been bartered for a title, her yearnins for absent love. She revealed herself as the school chum of Stephens' sister. She expressed a wish to die in the sea rather thHn face her former friends and go bnck to the old life. A ship was sighted. The craft proved to be a derelict. They boarded her. She was frozen tight with hundreds of years of Ice. The ves sel was the Donna Isabel. lest In lo3, 125 years previous. The frozen bodies of the foriner crew were removed. They read the log of the Isabel, which told how the Spaniards had died from cold, one by one. Lady Darlington sang to prevent the men from becoming moody. The crew commenced the hunt for treasure. They found the iron chest, said to contain a part of 3.0fi0.fi00 pesos, firmly imbedded In Ice. Iidy Darlington expressed the belief that it would never benefit the men. for she said the Donna Isabel would never reach port. The men got a lust for gold. Stephens quelled It by whipping one. The Donna Isabel showed Indications of sink ing. They prepared to depart with what treasure had been found CHAPTER XXVIII. Continued. The negro Colo acted as though he had lost his mind, entirely, and after studying him awhile I concluded to let him do as he pleased. He ate breakfast with the rest of us, hut with out speaking, and afterward, when we left the table, picked up the cleaver and made directly for the lazarette. I called to him, but he merely rolled his eyes up at me from the blackness he low and disappeared, the icy water slushing underfoot. We soon heard him vigorously slashing away at the Ice. muttering constantly to himself. I went part way down the ladder, with a candle in my hand, whence I could see him toiling away at the end of the hole the men had excavated In the Ice. though he paid no attention to my call. The water was fully six inches deep over the lazarette deck, splash ing back and forth as the vessel rolled, and I could see drops of, sea water squeezing in through the sides of her and dripping steadily down. There was nothing to do but leave the fellow alone, so after telling Dade to look down the ladder once in a while and keep an eye on him I joined the others on deck. "Gone clear nutty," commented Mc Knight. tapping his head. "The very sight o' them yellow boys was too much for him." "I only hope it wasn't my blow." I said soberly. "Blow hell! Why, that crack never hurt his skull, Mr. Stephens. The fellow was plumb crazy as soon as the box was open. He never thought there was so much money in the world. Why. you ought to 'a heard him tell of the junk he was goin to buy when he got his share back to the States. Oh. he'll come out of his dream all right if we o.ily let him alone for a day or so." So we left him down there alone, pegging away in the da?k. He came up. however, at the call for dinner, j "-. "-v. v....! jh uiuui-i, ting away heartily without uttering j word and going bak to his solitary ! eating a labor, raying not the slightest heed to any of us. When night came I com pelled him to remove his icy trousers and boots and lie down in one of the bunks. When I looked in a few min utes later he was sound asleep. That the wreck was slowly settling down under us was beyond doubt, and laden with ice as she was the sodden hull would probably drop at last like a stone. The thickening sky to the south ward made me exceedingly anxious; and just before dark we talked the conditions ever together, each man having his say. The decision was to remain on board, all alike believing the Donna Isabel would keep afloat SABEL With All My Strength I Flung Myself several days yet. unless the weather became serious. Everything was made ready, however, for a hasty escape, and a deck-watch set. Doris passed the greater part of my watch on deck with me. and as Kelly was on the poop we were the nearest to being alone together we had ever been. It was an exceedingly dark night, but still an awful sense of lone liness brooding over- the black waters, the canvas forward flapping mourn fully, the huge rudder continually creaking to the slap of the waves, and a faint gurgle of water sounding from below. The dreariness of It affected Ua bolh. in spHc of an effort at cheer fulness; besides, we had little to talk about except our perilous situation. Yet there was an acute pleasure in thus being together, and so she lin gered on beside nie, her eyes wander ing from my face out into the gloom, much of the time silent, yet content Finally, after urging her to go in out of the chill, I took a turn forward, even clambering up the Ice hummock to the fore peak, and testing the rise of water with a measuring rod. As I returned aft, where Kelly was slap ping himself to keep warm, a light naky snow began falling and soon powdered the decks. I did not undress, but flung myself on the couch in the main cabin after replenishing the fire, and lay there some time, staring up at the smoky deck-beams, listening to the slush of water in the lazarette, half-frightened by the soddenness of the hulk's roll ing. Yet my conviction that she would keep afloat for hours yet finally lulled me to sleep. De Xova woke me with a fierce grip on the shoulder, and I started up, no ting the gray dawn on the front win dows, and reading the truth in his face before he uttered a word. "Is she going?" "Oul. Oui; by gar. she sink quick!" "Call all hands; get the boat clear and ready to 8wing. I'll bring the women." The men were tumbling out as I pounded on the after stateroom door. A glance through the stern-ports brought my heart into my throat, the crests of the pursuing' waves were so close. Knowing that both women would be fully dressed. I flung open the door and began hastily gathering up their belongings. Within a brief minute we were outside on the deck. A single glance told us there was no time to waste. The sea ran somewhat heavier, yet with a regular swell, the Donna Isabel reeling and staggering like a drunken man. The vessel had sunk so deeply that her main-chains dipped, while her list p Tmit'ed the wa ter free entrance through the gap in the port bulwarks, and flooded the deck. There was a desperation to her mad wallowing which made me think each plenge would prove her last. I ' swung Doris into the s:em of the long boat, bidding her hold tight. "Now jump, men lively, or she'll go down under r.s! De Xova. Jolm- si n. tumble in and handle the ropes: m u, iiiiuu.tr in aim iiauuie ine n S-mchez. fend off, and hae an ready. Now, then, tail on the re oar rest of you. and let her go easy, there, easy! Slide down the line everybody, and cast off oars, men, oars, or she'll swamp us." The dip of the chains missed us by the barest inch; then we swun clear, tossed high on the creamy crest of a huge roller, which enabled us to look straight down on the sloping deck. "Is every one here?" I asked. "All but Jem Cole, sir." "Cole, where is be?" It was Johnson who answered. "Weil, all I know about it Is, I hauled him out o the bunk, and shook him wide awake. Then I left him to go out and rout out Kelly. That's the I w-?rwAm i Forth Straight Out Into the Sea. last I saw of him, sir, but It's a sure thing he ain't here." De Nova had hold of the tiller, and I sprang forward, pushing past San chez, who was In the bow. "Lay her nose close in where I can jump for the chains," I ordered sharp ly. "We can't leave Cole behind to drown." It was a bit of a ticklish job the way the sea was running, and that lumping wreck sagging under, but the mate knew his trade, and, as the boat rose high on the swell. I leaped and hung on, my feet dangling in the froth. As the sodden hull swung reeling over I clambered up, and dropped to the deck. The missing negro was nowhere in sight. I leaned over, staring down at the bobbing boat being hurled back by the rebound of the surge, yet see ing only the white face of Dorla up turned appealingly toward me. "Pull out. boys; strong, now! Give her plenty of room so she won't suck you down when she drops. I've got to try the cabin." I got aft that far. I even got fair ly within the door, and my ears caught the dull, muffled sounds of blows be tween decks. My God! the fellow had actually gone back into that icy hold to dig for gold! As I stood there, trem bling, wondering if I could dare the passage, I felt a sudden quiver of the deck, heard a sharp, ripping sound forward, a yell of mingled voices, and turned and ran for the rail. With all my strength I flung myself forth straight out into the gray sea. I went down, down, down, feeling as if the very life was being sucked out of me. every muscle paralyzed by the icy coldness of the water. As I came up. gasping, struggling, scarce able to move a cramped limb, the suction caught me. dragging me back and down again. I battled against It like a madman, every Instant an agony; and then, all at once, I found the crest and breathed in the welcome air. my stiffened limbs moving mechanically. my brain throbbing with pain. I could I see nothing until a huge roller flung me upward, buffeting my face with icy spray, and there, below in the hollow, tossed the long-boat, every pallid face siaring up at me. I saw them fran tically back water, as the great surge hurled me down headlong. I was be side them: they clutched at me and missed. The stern, swung suddenly about by the blow of the sea, loomed over me. and then my fingers gripped a dripping oar-blade. God knows how I ever clung to it. wrenched by that sea how the strength remained in my numbed hands: but some one twisted a hoathook in the collar of my jacket, and so they hauled me. drip ping and hnlf-cfiiscinus. over the gun wale. I saw Doris. I looked into her eyis. I ftlt her bare hands on my wet cheek. I think it was the simnle touch of her that gave me back life Judgment of Human Nature But Gne Infallible Way by Which Tect Can Be Made, According to One Writer. Some rople claim to make a study of human nature. They will tell you ihey can read character at sight know faces and what they index. Let us grant all this to be so maybe they can. Then again, maybe they can't they only think they can. Faces don't alw.tys tell the whole story. Behind the frown and the knitted brow may lurk a big heart and a soul full of healing humor. Behind the easy smile may skulk the worst old wolf of a temper you ever saw. Often yon will face a face so closed up you wouldn't ask it for a cent, itching to subscribe j WKitmicBfiBmmh QaarACMtCMC4& and comprehension of my condition. I endeavored weakly to lift my head, fighting against the awful numbness that held me prostrate. Everything seemed a dream, yet in that dream I heard De Nova's voice: "Take him for'ard tare, dam' quick. Strip re wet clothes off, or he freeze dead. By gar, jump you, Kelly, an' get blanket roun him!" I hardly know what they did. for I scarcely retained sufficient life to re alize that I was still alive; but, when I was fairly warm beneath a pile of blankets. I saw Doris sitting where she could look down into my face, and the men busy stepping the mast and getting up sail. I pushed my hand out from under the covers and found hers. "Don't cry. little girl." I whispered tenderly; "it Is all right now." She bent down, her cheek pressed against mine, unable to speak. "Did did the Donna Isabel go down?" I asked, after a moment's si lence. "Yes. and and It nearly caught us." her voice sobbing, as the memory of it all came back. "I I saw you jump, and then there was nothing nothing but the sea. Oh! how did God ever save you ever bring you back to me?" I could only press her hand under the warmth of the blankets, still feel ing it difficult to breathe. "Did did you see Cole?" she ques tioned at last, more calmly. "No, but I heard him; he was down in the lazarette, chopping at the ice, poor devil." I felt her shiver; then she lifted her head, looking forth over the sea,"2 "To the very end the dead are doomed to guard that gold," she said soberly. "I wish we had none of it aboard." I lay watching the delicate profile of her face, happy, yet with a little of foreboding. "Lift me up a little, dear, until I can look about" She did so with much gentleness, and I leaned against the gunwale. It was a raw, cloudy morning, sea and sky the same dull, dreary expanse of gray, with nothing anywhere to re lieve the awful loneliness of water on which we tossed. Our eyes met and our handclasp tightened. CHAPTER XXIX. In Which We Fight Death. I remember distinctly enough the first six days of that boat voyage; it seems as if every detail was burned upon my brain with fire. I see the faces of the men constantly becoming more haggard and hopeless as they stared, dull-eyed and aimlessly, oat over the endless waste of water to the dun sky. We were so tired of it; It had grown so hateful in its pitiless vacancy. Us dull, dreary void. It seemed to me that with every re curring dawn those within the boat appeared older, grayer, more deeply lined; their exposed flesh caked more heavily with the salt spray; their limbs cramped from confinement and cold; their eyes lusterless and heavy with despair. They conversed with some effort at cheerfulness at first, figuring on the speed with which wo sailed, dividing up the treasure, count ing the gold pieces, and speculating upon their probable value. But de pression followed swiftly as day merged into day, with only that samo desert of tumbling waters stretching about us, that same wild sky over head. Finally the growling voices ceased entirely, the fellows becoming moody and sullen, scarcely answering even when addressed. TO BE CONTINUED.) Probably True. "Say." said the farmer, who was un loading potatoes at the grocery, "do you believe that story about little George Washington and the hatchet and the cherry tree?" "Don't ask me." laughed the grocer. "Well. I think It Is probably true. I've got a boy ten years old at home, and after he had teased me for a year or so I nought him a boy's ax." "And did he cut down your favorite cherry tree?" "He did a heap better than that He cut down most of the apple or chard orchard." "And did he tell a lie about it?" "Nope. Owned up like a little man." ".And. like Washington, you praised him?" "fnlike Washington. I didn't do any such blamed thing. I gave him a hilling on the spot, and have licked him once a day since and am going to keep it up until he is twenty-five years old." IAMMMAAAMWWMWWWMV heavily to your half-dozen benevolent schemes in your Inside pocket Then again a face so bland you think you cculd say "Brlckelbrlt" to It. and see it cough up specie, like the donkey in the fairy tale, will cough up nothing. A man tells me that to study human nature In the wood you need to be a person of little influence, and to go around with a subscription paper for some religious or charitable object Then you find out Because you have no personal influence the cause looks the giver (or tho non-giver) right smack in the face, and the nature of the perron concerned will be as evi dent as an open-faced watch. Whether much, little or nothing be given mat ters liitle, but the spirit matters a whole lot so the informant tells as. Washington Society Finds Delegate's Wife Rapidly Adapts Herself to Its Usages. Washington. One of the most striking figures In Washington official life is "Princess" Kalanianaole. wife of the delegate from Hawaii. Since the election of "Prince Cupid." as he is popularly known, to congress, ten years ago, he and bis wife have es tablished a reputation for hospitality and have made a urge circle of friends. "Princess" Kalanianaole. to give her the Hawaiian title, never falls tc attract much attention at social func lions. She Is a fine type of Hawaiian womanhood and dresses sumptuously In the brilliant colors of which ber countrymen are so fond. She Is un usually tall and carries herself in the iJV A &ica ilin'A regal manner which is characteristic of her people. Princess Kalanianaole is fond of society and has readily adapted herself to Washington social conditions. Before her marriage to the scion of Hawaiian royalty Princess Kalanianole waa Elizabeth Kahanu Kaauwai, daughter of a native chief of the Is land of Maui. Her marriage to "Prince Cupid." October 8. 1896, was the occasion o great rejoicing throughout the Islands. Princess Kalanianaole was educated in English schools and took a finishing course in France. She Is a thorough linguist. an artist of no small ability and an especially fine musician. She baa been largely Instrumental In creating a vogue for Hawaiian music The native instrument of Hawaii, a variety of guitar which lends Itself readily to Kanaka folk music. Is fre quently heard In the drawing room of the fine residences In Massachusetts avenue maintained by the Kalan ianaolcs. Former Queen Lillluokalanl of Hawaii, the aunt of "Prince Cupid." is a much feted guest when she comes to visit her young relatives. Princess Kalanianaole has a fine collection of native Jewelry and curios. Among them Is the war hel met of the national hero. Kalakaua 1. Some bits of pottery which she pos sesses are of untold antiquity and are highly valued by collectors. The "bofuka." the native dress of the Hawaiian women, is shown In great variety in a collection made by Prin cess Kalanianaole. The garment is a sort of sublimated motber-hubbard and is often made of costly fabrics and even ornamented by precious stones The princess possesses, by 4 he way, some of the finest Jewelry in Washington. HEADS ILLINOIS PHYSICIANS Dr. Alfred Cleveland Cotton of Chi cago Elected President of State Medical Association. Chicago. Dr. Alfred Cleveland Cot ton, recently elected president of the Illinois State Medical association, has been In practise In Chicago for thirty two years. For the last three years he has been superintendent of the Jackson Park sanitarium for babies, and for eighteen years he has been V ; ft I physician of the Presbyterian bospl- tal. In which Institution he is also pro- fessor of pediatrics. Dr. Cotton was bora In Griggsville. Pike county. III.. in 184. and was graduated from Rush Medical college in 18.S. In the civil war he was a drummer in Comnanv F. One Hundred and Thirty-seventh Illinois .unteer Infantry. He form eriy was city physician, in charge cf isolation hospitals. Chicks in Snake. Long Beach, Cal. Three little chicks belonging to W. II. McGracken, the other day pecked their way into the world after an unusual experience. For 13 days the mother hen had been busily attending to her sitting duties when a hungry snake drove her from the nest and gorged Itself with three egga. The snake lingered about the prem ises and McCrackcn shot It Wonder ing at its odd proportions, he per formed an operation and found the eggs. They wore placed back under the hen. and at the end of the regula tion time were batched. II !A it c NX at.t " L3 xlw6 SSSVS .,1' id yjw "-V 'a ' A. Dje.jlireea BU - -. LINCOLN TrrTlTFfTIT Finds Campus Corner. Robert Harvey, state surveyor, has found the initial corner of the campus of the Peru state normal school after a search of many weeks which led him through many experiences that might have caused a Sherlock Holmes to give up in despair. By his own efforts and the aid of many old settler who remembered the marks made In the 60's, he found the stone that marked the center of the section in which the campus is located, but proved that it was incorrectly placed. As all sur reys have been based on this old sur rey it will be taken as the correct one. Mr. Harvey placed a dozen or more new monuments at the different zig zag corners of the campus and future generations may find a history of the survey chiseled on brick under ce ment and wiih iron pipe and wooden poles to mark the spots. Lack of Water for Irrigation. State Engineer E. C. Simpson, as secretary of the state board of irriga tion, has received many complaints from western Nebraska from irriga tors. Complaints are made that claimants are using water to which Dthers have prior rights. Informa tion received indicates that the North Platte river and all of the smaller streams in the western part of the state are almost dry. Lack of snow in the mountains in Colorado and Wy oming is given as the reason for lack ot water in the Platte river. Usually these rivers rise the latter part of June from the melting snow. Governor's At Home Days. Much having been said about the absence of Governor Shallenberger from hi3 office. Private Secretary Furse has looked up the record and ands that Governor Sheldon was ab sent from the state ninety-eight days in two years, being an average of over four days a month, and that Governor Shallenberger was absent from the state fcrty-eight days in eighteen months, being an average of less than three days a month. A record is kept of the number of days the governor Is libsent from the state, but no record Is kept of the number of days he is absent from the capital. University Place Depot. The railway commission which re cently permitted a slight change in the proposed location of the Rock Is land depot at University Place has approved plans and specifications for the building. The plans approved call for a structure 40x20 feet with a wait ing room at one end and a freight room at the other with a telegraph and ticket office between the two rooms. The work of construction will soon be commenced. Lincoln Not Free High School. Because the Lincoln high school has issued contracts with school districts and requires a promise that non-resident pupils will pay Si8 a year addi tional to the 27 tuition allowed nnder the free high school law. State Super intendent E. C. Bishop has issued a notice that he is under the necessity of withdrawing from the Lincoln high school recognition under the free high tchool tuition law. Appeal to Supreme Court. J. E. Lichenstlger and Charles H. Freadrlch. Uncoln retailers who were found guilty in the court of Judge Stewart with a violation of the pure food law of Nebraska, were arraigned and fined $10 each. The defendants were charged with selling lard and rottolene In cans not properly labeled or branded. The fines were not paid as an appeal had already been taken to the supreme court. The Direct Legislation league will proceed with Its original plans for securing the election of a direct legis lation legislature this fall, now that the special session is out of the ques tion. President John H. Jlockett. Jr.. said: "The league from now on will work to two ends. It will try to se cure favorable pledges in all the party platforms, and also from all the legis lative candidates. The public inter est in the question is shown to be such that we cannot see how any party convention can justly refuse a chance to vote on the question, no matter what the individual views of party leaders may be on the merits of the question. But the work will not stop with the party platforms. For the information of voters at the pri maries the league will question candi dates for the legislature. With the voters informed In advance of the po sition of candidates on this question there should be no difficulty, in most districts to secure the nomination on all tickets of initiative and refcren- dum me S'ate men." Auditor Barton has registered bonds in the amount of $G."0 for school district Xo. 118, Cherry county. Cher- - v countv Is noted for large school .ji5tricts, but if there are anv larger lnan ,,. one it has not vet d5s. rovere.L The AUMct c'om.,rIs8sa .t , , . , . . .. , lZ - J"" V'K " I iles square, has 2, children of school VT J T ?'"? R " a" th Dronert-v amounts to , aC.-i.400. At the special election to vote these bonds but 12 votes were cast, all in f.ivor of tho bonds. ' CoaI for aI1 of the sfate institutions aas oeen contracted for by the board of Purchase ard supplies comprising ' 'Jovornor Shallenberger, Secretary or ' 3tate T,!nJt'n. Treasurer Brian, Land ( mnniisstnnrr Cowles and Attorney General Thompson. The board uses its discretion as to contracting for coal for three months or a longer period. It has been customary to contract for the year's supply. This time the ioard contracted for coal for one year ilthough prices are about 25 cents a ton higher than they were one year igo. Waf m f A VI I KjSsUci Viw w k VE lsV The hooster What! Torre long-lost brother? Get out! The Duck Sure I am! Boat yoa re member when I tried to teach yoa ta swim and you were afraid of the wa ter? BOY TORTURED BY ECZEMA "When my boy was six years old. ha suffered terribly with eczema. Ha could neither sit still nor lie quietly in bed, for the Itching was dreadfuL Ha would Irritate spots by scratching with his nails and that only made them worse. A doctor treated aba and we tried almost everything, hut the eczema seemed to spread. It started In a small place on the lower extremities and spread for two years until It very nearly covered the back part of his leg to the knee. "Finally I got Cuticura Soap. Cstl cura Ointment and Cuticura Pills and gave them according to directions. I used them in the morning and that evening, before I put my boy to bed, I used them again and the Improve ment even In those few hours was sur prising, the Inflammation seemed to be so much less. I used two boxes of Cuticura Ointment, the same of the Pills and the Soap and my boy waa cured. My eon Is now la his sev enteenth year and he has never had, a return of the eczema. "I took care of a friend's child that had eczema on Its face and limbs and I used the Cuticura Soap and Ointment They acted on the child just as they did on my son and It has never re turned. I would recommend the CutV cura Remedies to anyone, Jfrs. A. J Cochj-ajt, 823 Columbia Ave Phil tefpUCPCbcTzo. I9dt." When Father Helped. The fond father held the manu script while his son practised the ora tlon. "" "Shall we permit the ruthless haaa of the hydra-headed tyrant," cried the youth, -to to to well, what Is it?" The father was wrestling with the manuscript. "Ob, yes," he muttered, "here It 1st to desslcate.' Go on." "It's desecrate," cried the boy. In dignantly. "'Shall we permit the ruthless hand of the hydra-headed tyrant to desecrate the the the why don't you prompt me?" The father was staring hard at the manuscript. "The the poodle paddle poodle, am of our liver ties," he stammered. "It's the 'palladium of our liber ties.'" roared the boy. "Gimme that paper I'll say It meself." And he stalked away angrily. Protest cf a Shipper. Jonah emerged. "It wanted to increase the freight rates," he complained. Thua the first transportation protest waa filed. He who commits Injustice Is evet made more wretched than he wha suffers It Plato. Br. P1rca BlMaat M1at tmrm mmm CbaMJpAUoB It tb cmnaaof mao? Ummm. CM Ife mmm sad job sr ta dlMu. Bur ! Gunner They say since Coggwood bought bis new automobile he has rua Into wealth. Guyer Yes, he ran Inte a 400 pound hog the other day. 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