-fflWiaR? WmAMk& LAST VOYAGE OF &Ae HOME DEPARTMENT 22 J- i . Vw l IHGS&k. fcBB"""""M"B WW 5"i r !B?BBBll'tfTM mfi JfjWSSrM m A' 7i : J J &hWk Mi -?leM 5mu "V ' " '- I S!. -" "r-i -7; J h-t WMiWALL PABPSffi Airwof'Bw. 'HMvavarzfCGff frc. SYNOPSIS. The story opt-ni u:t!i tin- ttitrnil'iftion ''. J'.I.n M :.-ri.-. :i'l--Miii-r. ji M.iss.i- (iis.t!i iihii in noun- 1 ly auliioritit-s at V:iI:.it:i.mi. "liil I'dtij; lnwrf.st.-il In (iiir.itiK ij t:i!-ih in ISuIivi:.. In- was 1 ii.'iui'ti hy Oiil.- ;ii :in insurr'clloiiisl irl us n rnnviti' no- v.";ts liMia:; At lux i-il'l Jiis uttontK.n v.ad Jittra' toil ly an Kntflistitnati mid u youii? woman. Sti-fhvns rtsfunl the voiiiis woman from a lriir,K-n olliicr ll- was thanked by 'i Admiral of tl. Ivruvum naw ton front 1 Sttjtl.Piis. I. It) lam tl at war had li 11 d"laid hi'Im-iTi t'hlb- and l'cru Hid olTcrfd him tli- olllec of -aji!ain He b-sir'd that that night . Ksmtialda. u ("hih-an v'ssd. should bi i-:ijitur-l. S?i-thns accejilcd tli" i-ommission Stej, liens met u. motley crew, to whit h Ik whs nsMcnotl. J le cave them tinal In- e . vjy H ! "W ' st i A .-- -"s- " v - htruetions. They hoard. -.1 the vfSfl. They silt, eiisfullv .ittir-i tl." vesxel : upposed to In- the 'i:smer.iM:i. through MrutfKy. iijit St di-n.s fjiivt tlirei tions for the de parture of tie (raft, lie entered t'le eab i:i and discovered the I'nlihh woman and her maid. Stephens (juickly learned the wrrniK vessel linl le-ii cajitimil. It was Iird Partington's private yacht. Ilie lord s wife and maid beinir aboard. He explained the situation to her lady uhlp Ttieri "'I rat Mate Tattle hud bare the plot. wayinK t ii.-il the Sea Queen hud Im-oii lal'en in order to no to the Antarc tic circlr. Tutlle evplalned that on a former vovase he had b-ainel that the I'ouua Is.il.-1 was lost in 17.13. He had ftiiitiil it fmzen in a huce case of ice tn an island and contained much KOld Stephens onsented to be the captain f 3he expedition. He told Iidy I:irlirijrtnn. She was greatly alarmed, but xjires'Jed contideiii e In him The Sea tju4ii encountered a ss.d In the f. Stephens atteinpti-d to eomiuunii ate. This .uim-iI a tierce strucle and he was tcridim Tattle tmallv spiaims 1j- sit uation. Then the Sea (jueeii li.-aili d south Mam. I'liihr Tuttl.-'s guidance the -s-! made pioi;rt-ss liiuan! Its uoal. fe X.i:i, the mate, tol.i Stephens that lift tieliexed Tut tie. now :tim"; as si: PP'T. inline liwause of his ih--i a tions St-pdens was a.ilemd by clashing of l.iss. II- si Tuttl- in the r-p of :i r.p:i m of r I -'ions m.inii and n inn 'u. Tie- --.iil-ir I'pitti ! iiniiiK his s ns.-s was taken il! Tutlle mmitt'd suicide 111 Mionlllll- I'pell Vote ! tile T-W Stepitetiv .s'-une-d the 1. leiliip and th" tiM-n d h-i ! xmtinue tl. treasure hunt. Hie inlands beins UPJmisI ( be only mo mil-s distant Tut lie ivis buried :n the sa. Iidv Inrliiiton prouoiliieiii i'ie . tie StepI .-us awakunr from vp s:m the lu-.I. snni"-eI ti have f..:n.d the b.i-w br Tuttl- r-Iiious main:. l"p..Ti advi. f I-idy 1 .irhn-4n. Stepliens t:irlI ' pi'd'- the ii':st. lie ame Ui:i l.ieut. Sue h-7.. the drunk--ii oflia-i r he had hutnbl. d m "nl- lie -. i.iutKl that at S.itieb-7." Inplraimn. En- me. r Mi-iCnwIi: plavd 'host" t sc.ne He :i,en into tiilic up the .pi-st. St' p'l--ns iionoiiiK .-.I Hi t t!.- Sen '.'in-n was at li- spot whet- Tut tie's quest was sup je.eii to I Th- ciew was anx'ous to iro on in furl in r arch. IV N.:i ami Steph en -(-iri(;M ti them in a tisi liht. Itdv I:irlin;rtoii tliaiiktsl lii'ii. The Sea Queen Marled norihwnid She was ure-K-.l Pi a foil. Steph ns. Ie Nova. 1-adv I Urlumton .md her mi-d lielns ill"11"'.' those to set nit ! a life boat. T-n were res.ued. Stephen, saw onlv one 'taiv in a thou sand for life L.idv larlmton confessed her love jo Stephens and lie did I Lewis-. U-idy l)ari:ftoti told her life sJtv. how xhe'liad bt-n b.iri. red for a title, her venii.mK for nli--nt love. She revealed h-r--elf as Hie s. ld chum of Stephens Isler Sit- ptessed a vish to di n the en rather Han J.h e her Lnm-r friends and vo back to the old life. ship was -"Shied The cr.ift pmve.1 to be a derelict. They boaided her She was frozen tls-ht with hundreds of years of ice Tlieves ."I was H-e I.um.i Isabel, lost in l..I. l-o vcars jirevious. - CHAPTER XX'.II. Continued. I rk-iifhoil my hamls. my norvos throl-hiuc. tramping from rail to rail in .xcitfinont as the men liac-Uoil. yet 1 was first to txrasp the exposed latch, ami force the released wontl back ward In Its Rrnves. Through the car hiiw opeiilns thus attained there came whistling a blast so frigid as to drive is hcadlou?; back, jraspini; for breath. Cold as It was without there on the open deck, that cabin revealed a tem perature so awful in intensity as to make s recoil before it. our hands to our faces. A hundred years of win ter the black eternal winter of the south pole smote tis with icy breath, seemins fairly to sear the flesh with ps frozen touch. Dade dropped un der it. ntid we dragged him aside, sob ins llko .1 baby. It was several min utes before we could even draw near enough to hack away more of the ice and. with the ax. drive the door far ther back into its grooves. It was intensely dark within, every window and porthole shrouded, only the narrow door-openine; permitting the slisht plimmer of the moon to touch the edpe of the black interior. I wrapped my mulller to the very eyes, and stepped across the threshold, feel tnc; as if the icy air prasped me with tctual lingers, yet resolute to learn all. and confident no other there would ever venture it. 1 touched an over turned bench with my knee; my fin--:ers explored the back of a heavy chair having a carven top. and then came into contact with a bare table, heavily ridged along the edge. Seem ingly this stood crossways of the cab in; and I felt cautiously along it. a deeper cowardice gripping me with every hesitating step forward in the dark. Suddenly I touched hair and tho gelid coldness of frozen flesh, and as instantly leaped backward, mad with nameless terror. The overturned bench tripped me. and 1 fell, grasping nl the door casements, and thus dragged myself out of t".iat hell-hole by :nv arms. CHAPTER XXIV. In Which I Explore th- Cabin. He Nova assisted me to my feet, the other men crowding about, their faces tilled, with wonderment. "For God's r.ake. Wat is it, monsieur?" "There are dead men in there." I ex plained, already ashamed of my display of terror. "I I touched one in the dark." They drew back from the open door, gazing with new horror into the blackness of the interior; but my own courage was rapidly returning, as I realized that I must lead and control. "Well, lads, it startled me. all right, but we cannot afford to give up this ehip to dead men. Do Nova, take Kelly with you. and try to discover something on board with which to make a flare. There ought to be plenty of dry stuff in the galley. Not a word to the women about what I found aft-" The rest of us lacked away, while 5 - o W J i. W ifo? ? vV -i Y w- 0 i Nothing Except the Remembrance of and Courage they were gone, at the Ice concealing! the front window shutters, and partly uncovered one. Hut we could get no purchase upon it from the outside and no one volunteered to venture within. I kept them all busy, however, the hard work and sense of command combining to restore my own nerves to a norm'al condition. The mate de spairing of doing better, finally brought back a table-leg of pitch pine which we contrived to Ignite after several unsuccessful experiments, the yellowish-red flames circling the heavy end like so many coiling serpents, and sending forth a weird reflection through spirals of black smoke. It was a poor glim enough, yet It would serve; and I bore it inside, holding the torch well before me. the men clus tering about the door. The mottled flare cast mingled light ami shadow over the horrors thus dimly revealed, rendering the ghastly sight one to chill the blood of any man. The cabin was a long one, ex tending aft clear to the stern, the immense butt of the mizzen-mast al most separating it into two apart ments. About this was arranged a great arm-rack completely filled with a variety of weapons, many of them flashing back the glittering rays of the torch. At one time that had been a rare sea parlor, but now it was a wreck, the walls and ceiling dingy with smoke, the gilt defaced and bat tered. Overturned furniture was every where; piles of clothing, and a perfect riffraff of articles strewed the deck floor; a violin lay almost at my feet, all but one btring snap ed; and some sort of an odd mui:Ic-box rested against the bench over which I had fallen. A great square box-stove stood just before the mast-butt, a huge pile of ashes all about. An immense lantern, as .strange a looking contriv ance as eer 1 saw, swung solemnly from a deck-beam, and just beyond, suspended by wires, was a gorgeously colored picture of the "Madonna and Child." I beheld all these details a' a glance, although at the time I scarcely realized any of them, my entire horrified atten tion being riveted upon the scene of death revealed. The trble, which I had previously touched, extending crossways of the cabin, was uncovered but containeJ plates, cups, a large bottle half-tilled, and some scraps of frozen food. The bodies of two men. one with a cloak over his shoulders, occupied the bench within three feet of me. The one nearest had fallen sideways, and hung there, his arm hooked across the back of the bench, his long, black hair dangling over his face: the other sat with head bowed on the table, his features hidden by his arms, but the gold rings in his ears plainly showing. Directly oppo site these two. sitting belt upright in a chair, eyes wide open, staring straight at me. was a third. My God! it was De Nova! The same eyes, the same dark curly hair, the same little black mustache, the sarao smile curling the thin lips. I could have sworn it was the mate, endeavoring to frighten and mock me. I even wheeled about angrily, flashing the light of my torch over that cluster of faces in the doorway. No! by heavens, the creole stood behind, and this, this counterpart, was a dead man dead for a hundred years. No words can ever retell the struggle I made to con trol myself, the smoking torch sha king in my hand and casting Its mis erable flicker over that charnel house, every limb trembling like aspens, my eyes staring into the shadows. My very violence of fear angered me; what bad I to be afraid of? How J3 t &r: W S 1 ll V w J. i t 'CZ the Women Afforded Me Strength to Remain. could these poor frozen bodies injure mo? Nerved to the endeavor I stepped fmward around the end of the table, throwing the faint glare of the torch into the after space concealed by the huge nast-butt. A tall, thin man sat on the deck, braced against the wall, his long, gray beard almost concealing his face: en a wide divan, nearly op posite, lay a woman, her dark hair loosem-d. a large diamond glittering on the hand which hung rigid over the edge f the couch. Just below her finsers. as If dropped there in final v.sak:iets, lay a baby's well-worn shoe. I pcarcely comprehend how I ever conquered the sickly horror that smote ne as I gazed about upon this scene of death, rendered even more terrible by the silence and the flickering, smoking torch that furnished the only light. Nothing except the sense of command, the remembrance of those women waiting outside in the cook's galley, ever afforded me strength and courage to remain. The task roust be done; by some one it must be ac complished, and that some one. of ne cessity, was myself. With clenched It eth, r.iv face as white as those of the frozen ce-.d about me, I advanced from door to door down one side of that cabin, and up the other. Out from the staterooms that had remained closed there came the same awful breath of the frigii! south, rendering even the icy air of tho main cabin ten times colder, and causing me to breathe with rirflicully as I peered hastily within. These staterooms were all of fair size, the two situated farthest aft 1 ring unusually large and comfortably fitted, although in great disorder. In one only did I discover a body, that of a child of three or four years, flaxen-haired and bonny even in death. Upon the deck at the foot of the mast I discovered the vessel's log-book ly ing wide open, a quill pen beside it, exactly as It had been dropped. I did not take time to decipher the Spanish, inscribed in a scrawling hand, but my glance caught the date of that last entry "September 11. 17o3." The date rang In my head crazily. as I stood there staring at them, totally unable to grasp or apprehend the truth. One hundred and twenty-six j ears! Merciful God! And all that time those men had been there at that table: all through those days and nightc, those months and years, that frozen image of De Nova had been smiling, his cold fingers clutching the glass; all through those decades that loraan had been lying on the couch, that flaxen-haired baby in tho bunk! Tjeie. exactly as we found them, durinr a cenriry of Inky blackness. tos-td about jy the sea. cradled in the pitiless iee. smitten by the awtul breath of eternal Winter, those bodies had remained rigid, motionless, even as the souls left them, for 32G years! It was unthinkable, inconceivable, miraculous, beyond all my power of 0j000t0U0&00&tf0000040&&& HAD HER LIKES Woman's Tastes Not Satisfied with 1 What Was "Good for Her. " A young society matron who gives one day a week to philanthropic work undertook a class for training mothers under my direction. In reality it was a class In cooking, for the young ma tron is an enthusiast upon proper com binations of wholesome food. The women came and listened, and then I suggested that the homes should be visited to see what had been accomplished. iummiomsfBmsiiimia afmarA.CMiQiJKC9 sat apprehension. Blessed Mary! what changes the world had witnessed since these died! What wonders of discovery; what growth In faith; what widening of human knowledge: what generations of men and women had been born, lived, loved, and died since the deadly Ice locked these Into this floating tomb! Not until after I had explored the last empty room and returned to the group at the door did I regain my senses and feel myself again a living, responsible being upon whoso strength of will depended the future of all on board. A glance Into those horrified faces told me Instantly that they were ready for a mad retreat to the boat; that tho slightest exhibition of weak ness on my part would set them into a panic. I stiffened into resistance, all memory of the past blotted out utter ly by the demands of the present. "Men, we've come Into a hard job here, but it Is ono which must be at tended to," I said, gravely. "However, we'll wait until after breakfast before tackling the worst of it Day Is be ginning now. and we will need all the light It gives us. Dade, get out some provisions from the boat, start a fire in the galley, and prepare a hot meal. Sanchez, go along and help; you will probably have to cut away some Ice before the fire will draw. Not a word to the women about what yon have seen aft. my lads." The two started forward willingly enough, and I Immediately turned to the others, marking their uneasy glances, and fully assured that I must keep them also busily employed, or else lose control altogether. "We have too much to accomplish here to waste any time while those fellows are getting a meal ready," I continued, quickly. "McKnight, you tackle these front shutters. Kelly, climb up on the poop and dig the Ice off tho skylight and out of the funnel. We've got to have daylight and a fire. Now, De Nova, I want you and John son to help me. Come on. men; what are you two afraid of? These are all dead." I fairly drove them to It. but it did them both good, although the manner in which they advanced down the cabin, their faces blanched under the torch glare, their bodies shaking a3 with ague, made me nervous and irri table. I put them at tho after-ports. Johnson with the cleaver, and De Nova with his sheath-knife, and between the three of us we finally succeeded In wrenching both stern-ports free of their icy fetters. As wo burst theK open, through the wide apertures we looked forth Into the gray dreariness of the dawn. Satisfied with what had thus been accomplished, wo retraced our steps back through the cabin, ob serving that Kelly had made some progress above, the faint daylight al ready beginning to tinge that grim in terior. (TO BE CONTIN'UnD.) Pat BroKe the News. Pat had been delegated by his fel low employes to tell Mrs. Casey the news of her husband's accidental death. On the way to the Casey home. Pat pondered on how to break the news to the widow. Finally he hit on what to him seemed a most hu mane way of preparing Mrs. Casey for the sad news. Knowing the violent hatred which Mrs. Casey as well as all loyal Irish men have for the A. P. A., he said on greeting the woman: "Ah. Mrs. Casey, it Is bad ncw3 I have to bring you. Your husband. Mike, has turned an A. P. A." "Mike turned A. P. A.! The scoun drel. I hope he is dead." "He is." answered Pat. Milwaukee Free Press. School Yards to Be Playgrounds. Children of San Antonio. Tex., are not to complain this summer for the want of somewhere to play. If the plans of the women who are directing tiie San Antonio Playground associa tion materialize. Every school ground is to be equipped with the necessary gymnastic apparatus, swings, baseball diamonds, tennis courts, basket-ball courts, etc.. and at t-ach place the children are to bo under the surveil lance of a supervisor. At each of the different playgrounds manual trainin-r. including sewin-r, basket making and other such arts, are to be employed to pass the time aay for the children. The Three Ages. Report by a young English school girl of a lecture on "Phases of Human Life Youth. Manhood and Age:" "In youth we lock forward to the wicked things we will do when we giow up this is the state of innocence. In manhood we do the wicked things of which we thought in our youth this is the prime of life. In old age we are sorry for the wicked things we did in manhood this Is the time of our do tage." Christian Register. AND DISLIKES -- One day she called upon one of her class in the earl.r morning. The wom an was frying cakes in deep fat. "Oh, dear," said the young matron, "why don t you cook oatmeal for- the children, as I showed you? You know the "akes are not good for you." "No'm." cheerfully agreed the woman, as she flapped the cakes upon a platter. "I know. I know. Dut I don't like what's good for me. I likes what I like." And the society matron has started a sewing class. New York Times. CAD AITTHArtD H7l7ADland easily laundered waists are the rUtvUUIliUvi If ttnJX most pleasing for daily wear. Their ONE OF THE MOST EFFECTIVE OF RECENT COSTUMES. Checked Suit Well Adapted Either for City cr Country Washable Skirt a Feature That Will Be Welcomed. Well "set up and provided for walking either In city or country, is the lady pictured In the checked suit. The skirl Is plaited, but not very full, and is three inches above the ground. It Is finished with a three-inch hem This skirt, by the way, is washable. The hem Is served in with an over cast stitch and may be removed easi ly. The problem of keeping the skirt clean about the hem is solved by ta king out the hem. washing and press ing the skirt and sewing the hem back to place. These shepherd checks are made up in all sorts of materials, among them a heavy weave of cot ton, which does not shrink or run. All wool material is shrunk before ma king, and the mixtures are washable. The blouse has a skirt, fitted about the hips. The front and sleeves are decorated with a pattern in soutache braid. The cuffs and collar are of satin. A black and white check with black trimming is shown in the pic ture. One may buy these checks in colors, but they are not so satisfac tory for all purposes. The hat is of a soft straw with plume of puffed malinette encircling the crown. This material Is not hurt by moisture. A black umbrella and substantial bag with gennan silver mountings, with strong, well made black silk gloves, complete an attract- j ive toilette and one that is practical. The lingerie waist Is of sheer mus lin, crossbar or plaid with a little sub stantial ciuny lace introduced for decoration. On removing the bloused coat, a cool waist not at all mussed, is disclosed. The coat Is roomy enough to provide against crushing lh u-nicr TIipsb clthllv lrlnimn.i I "- "" j KEEPING LETTERS IN PLACE Pretty Rack That May Be Placed in the Most Convenient Spot in House. Our sketch shows a pretty and novel letter rack of simple construction. either for hanging up by the side of the writing table, or, perhaps, at some convenient spot in the hall. It is made in two pieces only, and for the back and front two pieces of stout cardboard should be cut out in the shape indicated by A and B. The cardboard should then be covered smoothly with silk and edged all round with a silk cord. Prior to do ing this, however, the word "Letters" may be worked on the silk covering the back portion, and some pretty and simple design such ns Indicated in the sketch, worked on the front There is a loop of ribbon with a bow at the top attached to the back by which it may be suspended from the wall. The front portion Is sewn in its place and allowed to fall for ward, the ribbon strings tacked to each side preventing it opening too far. The letters may easily be slipped in or removed from either side. Law Protecting Married Women. A married woman In Switzerland Is entitled to one-third of her husband's income as her independent property, according to a new law. 1 When Making A Valance t One Woman's Idea That May Be Copied and Afford Satisfaction to Others. The chief difficulty In making a valance, so much in favor for old fashioned beds. Is to keep it in place without putting tacks into the furni ture, or having it on narrow strips, that pull out from under the mattress. One woman has bit upon the plan of having heavy, unbleached sheeting cut just the size of the bed, or a lit tle within the line of the sides. This sheeting is shrunk before being used. The valance is sewed to it on each side, and across the end if the bed i3 a four poster. The cover is then spread over the springs and under the mattress, which holds it firmly in place. If the valance Is of thin material that needs frequent washing it is a good idea to put the valance into a narrow band, provided with button boles at Intervals close enough to pre F3L freshness is much moro attractive than elaborate trimmings on waists, which will not bear constant washing. JULIA BOTTOMLEY. AVOID HASIT OF SLOUCHING Really Is a Fault That May Easily Be Overcome by the Exercise of Will Power. Slouching is nothing mtt negligence, and displays a lack of self-control. Don't give way to it. but see if a little energy won't overcome It. It may seem but a trifle to you, but not to others. These will not be as le nient in judging your slouching habit, and not only will criticize it severely but may eventually form an entirely wrong opinion of you. The stooping position of the back and shoulders is not only far from beautiful, but highly insanitary, se verely handicapping the respiration and preventing all the internal organs from performing their duties properly. The habit of letting the shoulders droop and the back stoop may have been acquired by rapid growth, or by overzealous study, but whatever the cause it should be mended as speed ily as possible. Let the arms hang freely at the sides. Don't fold your hands in front of you, and train yourself to walk with free, long strides, instead of hop ping or waddling, as so many women j do. and, above all. sec to it that the poise of your head Is correct, well thrown back. Instead of being a half a mile In advance of your body. Then it is easy to adjust the bat firmly and keep It so, and It will not be awry. As In everything else, the secret ol success lies chiefly in a firm, deter mined will to overcome the difficulty, paying no heed to discouraging fail ures In one's efforts, which are bound to occur when one first commences to break with the slouching habit. Complete White Costume. As a complete white outfit for a girl make the dress of soft white em broidery and the girdle of soft white taffeta and small bows at the left iront side. Provide a large sailor hat or white chip, trimmed with large bows of white taffeta ribbon. If the hat is turned up at one side or the back, use a single bow. sufficiently large to cover the brim at that point and drape the crown with ribbon folds. White silk gloves, white lisle hose and white cravenette shoes should be added. Hut the parasol may be rose, grout or tan. vent sagging. Buttons are sewed tc the sheeting In places to correspond Rings Worn Openly. Some women are wearing on the lit tle finger of their left hand diamond marquise rings, from which are sus pended diminutive tassels of diamonds and pearls. As it is now permissible for gloves to be carried instead of worn with evening dress a golden op portunity is afforded for the display of beautiful rings. The possessors of old rings are ransacking their jewel cases for these covetable objects and having them reset in accordance with the exigencies of fashion, a barbaric effect being Introduced. From 10 to 15 rings are often worn on one band. Curtains of cross-bar muslin are ex tremely pretty when stenciled with s border across the ends or ends and sides. More than ever Is a soft wrap ol charmeuse or chiffon seen as a grace ful accompaniment of the afteraooa or evening gown, BBBBSB' J -T iBBBj-uf llllm bk IMs EvaponOei Milk Contains double the nu triment and none of the impurities so often found in so-called fresh or raw milk. The jse of UUrf in sures pure, rich,, whole some, healthful milk that is superior in flavor aisd economical in cost, the purest, freshest high grade milk, obtained from selected, carefully fed cows. It is pasteur ized and then evaporat ed (the water taken out), filled into bright, new tins, sterilized and sealed air tight until you need it, Use Libby'3 and tell your friends. how good lit is. F. B.BS5BBI UMTs CMbb ft Law? MANY LIKE HIM. QoQS: -? "What kind of a fellow Is her "The kind that wears good clothe only on Sunday." When Her Faith in ths Lord Falleft. During the progress of a big "pro tracted meeting," for which the soutk is famous, an ardent sister of th church, who usually came in an old fashioned buckboard drawn by the family horse, was late for a particular ly important service and was beias severely censured by the pastor. Explaining the reason for being late the good sister said that the horse had taken fright at a passing traia and bolted and that the wreck of the rig had prevented her from being oa time. "My dear sister, such little things should not make you late for divine services. You should trust in tha Lord." "Well, brother," she replied, and there was a look of calm peacefulness on her face. "I did trust in the Lord till the bellyband busted and then I had to jump." Pittsburg Chronicle Telegraph. Not His Fault. "I refuse to accept these photo graphs," said an irate woman to a photographer; "my husband looks like a baboon!" "I can't help it, madam," replied the photographer; "you chose him. I didn't." His Reason. "How did you come to leave your wife in Paris?" "She couldn't decide whether she wanted three yards and a half or four yards, and I got tired of waiting." HARO ON CHILDREN. When Teacher Has Coffee Habit. "Best is best, and best will ever live." When a person feels this way about Postum they are glad to give testimony for the benefit of others. A school teacher down in Miss, says : "I had been a coffee drinker since my childhood, and the last few years it had Injured me seriously. "One cup of coffee taken at break fast would cause me to become so nervous that I could scarcely go through with the day's duties, and this iiervoubncss was often accom panied by deep depression of spirits and heart palpitation. "I am a teacher by profession, and when under the Inlluence of coffee had to struggle against crossness when in the school room. "When talking this over with my physician, he suggested that I try Postum, so I purchased a package and made it carefully according to direc tions; found it excellent of flavor, and nourishing. "!n a short time I noticed very grati fying effects. My nervousness disap peared, I was not irritated by my pu pils, life seemed full of sunshine, and my heart troubled me no longer. "I attribute my change in health and spirits- to Postum alone." Read the little book, "The Road tc Wellvllle." In pkgs. "There's a Reason Ever ra4 tkr abnr letter? A am e ppran Cram lime t lime. Tfcrj) are srna1e, tru( and full kwuu laicreac ffL& 1 422Sk t -