- - ,- Easter Sale and Spring Millinery Opening Sale Begins March 17th and Continues Until Easter SPECIAL PRICES ON SEASONABLE MERCHANDISE UNTIL EASTER. t - y, ! - 10 yds. 12c Dress Ginghams 98C Umbrellas, worth up to $1.75, at $1.19 Ladies' Black Petticoats at v. . : 69C Ladies' Embroidered Petticoats at $L00 Ladies' Hemstitched Handkerchiefs at 1C Lily white grass bleached, pure linen handfs SC Ladies' 20c Embroideeed handkerchiefs 15C All Hand Bags, worth up to 1.75 9Bc 30 doz. Ladies9 Hose, per pair IOC Ladies' Hiawatha fine Hose 5C Children's fine ribbed cotton Hose 20c value 15C Ladies' Gordon black silk lisle Hose, 35c quality. . 25C Ladies' black silk Petticoat, $5.00 quality $3.98 Ladies' black silk Petticoat, worth $6, Spclll PriCI W-98 One lot new Spring Suits, worth up to $18.50. $ 11.50 One lot new Spring Suits, worth up to $20.00. $16.98 One lot Wool Dress Goods, worth up to 60c 42C One lot Wool Dress Goods, worth up to $1, Easter Priei 59C 36 in. Sea Side Percale, 15c quality 12 1-2C 10 pieces Silkoline, worth up to 1 5c, Easter price . . 1 UC One lot of Fancy Silks 49C 300 yds. New diagolal silk Tussah silk, 0Q worth up to $1.50 30C New Mirror Silk, regular $1.25 quality QQ. Easter Price o9C SPRING MILLINERY OPENING Thursday and Friday, March 17 and 18 BBBBm BBBBI BBBBa BBBBBBBBBBBB BBBBI BBBBBBBBBw BBSBSBBv BBSSBaBSv BSbBBBBB) BJBjBBBBv BSBSBSBv BBBBBBBV BBBBBBB EVERY man who puts his trust in us on the mattee of right clothes will get put into the Hart Schaflher & Marx class; and he'll be a first prize winner; the clothes we provide being the prize. It's the easiest way to win we know; and the best of it is, you get satisfaction out of it for a long time. All Hart Schaffner & Marx fabrics are all wool; always. Suits $15 to $25 This store is the home of Hart Schaffner & Marx clothes HART'S Columbus Freaks of Language. A peculiar kind of blundering known as "folk etymology" is responsible for some of the queerest freaks of km-1 guage. Au easy example will make this clear. Our American word "car ryall" for a kind of vehicle is not a cdmpouml of "carry" and "all," but a slight distortion of the French "carri ole," a diminutive car. The change was made in obedience to the uni versal tendency to assimilate the un known to the known, to make words u)ean something by associating them vjltb others which they resemble in sjpund. Often there is no etymological relation between the words associated. also do some spring shopping. J. ...1, ... - f -. M ts wueu sparrowgrass is maue out m ajeparagus. This particular corruption was once in such good colloquial use that Walker, the lexicographer, wrote, "Sparrowgras"s is so general that as paragus lias an air of stiffness and pedantry." Creston. Laurel Decker was a Ijeigh visitor last Friday. Clifford Wells is at Madison this week helping bis brother move. Or. U. E. Ludwick is here th'iB week looking after his dental practice. Dr. Oasller, dentist, of Humphrey, nifide his regular trip here on Friday. iienry Sanders two children are uitt sick, hut the doctor thinks they will soon recover. liruce Webb cried a six thousand dol lar horse sale here on Saturday last, and it was largely attended. Dr. II. G. Morris went to Omaha last Friday to attend u medical meeting, re turning home Saturday evening. Arthur Craig i"b again in possession of his automobile, after having it in a gar age at Columbus during the cold wintry weather. Grandma Morris is up town visiting at the Herman Ludeke residence this week, which is quite a stunt for such an old lady hb she. Mrs. Cashiuann and Mrs. Sam Flem ing were at Omaha the latter part of last week to attend the funeral of Win. Hecksmnther. Mr. John Tousen of Grand Island ar rived here Sunday evening for a visit at the F. S. Gray home, returning home the following morning. Herl Nash is getting ready to move to Wyoming the fore part of next week, where he and his family expect to make their future home. A nurse from Omaha arrived Sunday evening to take care of grandma Felt, who has been threatened with pneumo nia, but is much better at ibis writing. Bruce Webb's sale on Tuesday the IS. ends his sales for this season. Brace is one of the best auctioners in the state, and he is certainly one that Creston is proud of. Mrs. Bruce Webb am! Mrs. Tbeo Plagemann left last Friday morning for Omaha where they expect to make a short visit with relatives and friends, and Ladies Free Monday, Mar. 21 at North Theatre Wm. Crew Players in Dick Fcrris's "Way 0t Wnt" Popular Prices, 25c, 35c, 5c. One lady free with every paid r0c ticket Thursday. Mar. 24 Frederick Thompson's Stupendous Production Polly of the Circus Two carloads of scenery and horses ONE OF THE BEST ATTRAC TIONS OF THE SEASON Prices 50c, 75c, $1.00, $1.50 votes In Pawn. In the delightful days of yore a vote frequently fetched hundreds of pounds. Poor electors would not wait for an election, but would borrow from the candidate sums of money, for which they would give promissory notes. And when the reform bill was spoken of to some electors in Stafford they expressed -their pleasure at It and hoped that there would be Introduced Into the bill some plan for the better payment of poor voters! For the con venlenee of would be M. P.'s seats used to be procurable for 3,000 or f C 000 cash down, while toward the close of the eighteenth century the borough of Gatton and many others were ac tually publicly advertised for sale by auction. The sales were not for a sin gle parliament, but the fee simple in cluded the power of nominating the two representatives forever. London Globe. Chinas Names of Places. Chinese names of places often define their character. Thus the terminal "yang" means fortress, Piugyang the "fortress of peace." "Cheng" means & walled city, as Fenghuangcheng tho "Pheuix walled city." "Shan" Is a mouutaiu. "hai" the sea, "kuan" a camp; thus Shankaikuan Is the "moun tain sea camp." A "ling" Is a moun tain pass; Motlenllug. near Mukden. 1st the "heaven scraping pass." The suffixes "tao" and "to" Indicate Islands; "po" or "pho," a harbor; a bay; "kiang" and "ho," a.. A great improvement is being made on the northeast corner of main street. George Wagner is having his grocery store raised eighteen inches which great ly improves the appearance of the building. ' He Ate His Own Words. Not long ago the punishment for li bel in Russia was the requirement that the libeler literally eat bis own. words. A man who published a small volume reflecting on the unlimited Kwer of the sovereign was seized, tried in a summary way and con demned to consume the objectionable words. In one of the public streets the book was severed from its binding, the margins cut off. the leaves rolled up one by one and fed to the unfortu nate author. A surgeon was in attend ance to pronounce upon the number possible to give without endangering his life, but he is reported to have set i the limit at something like 200. "wan," river; "kow." a port; "fu," a first class. city; "Ju," a provincial capital. "Pel" Is north, "nan" Is south, "king" Is cap ital. These suffixes help to explain. such familiar names in these days as The Cattle f Deepen. One of th finest French renalssaac buildings in France Is the Castle of Despond, famous In the legendary lore of the Toulonsaln country in which it stands. Over the window of one of the inner courtyards is sculptured in the stone a head above the motto. "Plus d'EspoIr." These were the last words of Rose de Martial, whose story has been sung by the poets of Ton- louse. She was the daughter of the house of Martial, to whom the castle belonged, and she was courted by the lord of Castelnat, whose manor she could see from her window. But. al though she was beautiful and tender hearted, the lord jilted her, and she fell Into a melancholy. She sat every day by the window, whence she could aee the fickle lord of Castelnat's manor. One morning be passed by In the valley below. She sung to him, bat be never looked up. "Plus d'Es poIr!" she cried and threw herself out of the window on to the 'nags below, where she was killed. The manor of Martial was known thenceforward as the Castle of Despond. The fine build ing was falling to ruins when M. Fe nallle bought it, rand he had it com pletely and skillfully restored before making a gift of It to the nation. His First Taste of Discipline. Admiral Jouett, probably one of the jolliest seadogs our navy ever knew, once told an amusing story; of bis early days as a cadet "I was a sociable youngster," be says, "and when I went to my first as signment, the Independence, and saw the stars and stripes floating over It I remembered my mother bad taught bLLLLLEkbLibm " pgppppaBjaL,jsJy-a-jy BlJahk rr Sanshantao, Chemulpo, Tallenwan. mth ihmt mir flPQf. ,lntv WM tn the n-- YangtseUaiiff, Hoangho, YInkow, Cbe-j , attempted gome conversation on tu, .-iuju, ickiug auu inukiug. new York Tribune. Th Suspect's Declaration. Parson White's precautionary meas ure of protecting bis chicken coop with chilled steel bars was futile, for that very night four more of his choice Leghorns disappeared, leaving the sev- K ered and twisted bars as the only vis-1 ible evidence of the theft. However, bis suspicious pointed toward bis next ' uoor neiguuor, wnom ne nau seen i gj navy.1 prowling arounu nis vara max aay. i this line with the executive officer who had received me when I came on board and who was one of the strictest disci plinarians in the navy of that day. " 'Silence, slrr be roared at my first question, his face red with anger. 'Si lence, sir! Who gave you permission to apeak? Let me hear only six words MODEKN CLOTHES Braalcicc Racatft &Gft Just as long as young chaps insist upon being distinctive in their dress Modern Clothes are going to be popular. Just as long as we give you splendid values our store is going to be popular. The most distinctive styles "ever," are shown by us this season in "Modern Clothes" and truly we could not ex tend better values. $15.00, $18.00, $20.00, $22.50 and $25.00 COME AN0 HAVE A LOOK GREISEN BROS We Have OVERLAND CARS ! For Immediate Delivery The Overland factory has just announced that orders are coming in at the rate of twice their production. But we foresaw this condition, and have cars on hand. Here you can get prompt delivery. Sounded Quser. "All right behind there?" called the conductor from the front of the car. "Hold on!" cried u shrill voice. "Waft till I get my clothes on!" The passengers craned their necks expectantly. A small boy was strug gling to get a lasket of laundry, aboard. The four Overland factories, em. ploying 4,000 men, turn out 140 Over lands daily. That's live times their output of one year . ago. Yet the de mand created by the cara in use is be yond their capacity. Come and see the cars which throagh marvelous merit have be come the hensation of motordoiu. Never in the history of automobiles has a car leen in such demand. See the utter simplicity--the pedal control. See why a novice can master the car in ten iniii:te9'r See the trouble-proof ear -the enr that almost cares for itsir .Thectr that is fazed by no road, by no weath er. The oar that coats least for up keep. See the Overland we sell for 81.000 with 25 horsepower and a lOJ-inch wheel base. A fifty-miles-an-honr large and powerful car See the $1,250 Overland, with 40 horsepover and a 1 12-inch wheel base. "Not a hole! HCr AitAer wt" "" -v i PRa bbBv and accordingly be bad this suspect up in police court the next morning. "If the prisoner can file an alibi I'll let bim off with a suspended sen tence," announced the judfte at the end of the evidence. "Can .you file an alibi, Ham?" "Ah guess Ah kin," eagerly rejoined the suspect, "if it ain't any hahder den Pahson White's chickeu coop bahs!" Brooklyn Life. Out of Tun. A piano tuuer employed by a city firm was sent to a certain suburb tn tune a plauo. He found the instru- from yon, sir, while you are on this . nient In good condition and not iu the ship "port," "starboard," "yes, sir," , ieast need of attention. A few days and "no, sir."' later the firm received a letter from "And this was my first discipline in tue owner of the piano, a lady of mu sical intention, saying that the piano bad not been properly tuned. A Ludicrous Word Twister. Professor William Archibald Spooner It was no better than before. After receiving a reprimand from his employer the of Oxford university became famous ; hapless tuner made another trip to the as a ludicrous word twister. Once at 41 special service, seeing some women standing at the back of the church I' -waiting to be seated, he rushed down the aisle and addressed the usners as follows: "Gentlemen, gentlemen, sew Taking One's Own Puis. Being able to "take" one's own pulse Is u doubtful accomplishment, because the heart has Home peculiari ties the Importance of "which are sure to be overestimated except by physi cians and much uneasiness occasioned in consequence. Irregularity of the pulse is natural to no small number of people without otlr signs of dis ease. It may also be simply a tran sient symptom, due to terrors of habit or other causes whlctt, disappearing, leave no trace behind them. Columbus Automobile Co. The Real Automobile House Misleadii. "That Is a fat, prosperous' looking) envelope. Does our salesman;-send iu a big bunch of ordersf?" "Xot exactly. That envelope con talus a receipt for hi last -check, his expense account for -this week, a re quest for a salary raise and a recpiisi tiou for some more expense account blanks." Louisville Courier-Journal. suburbs and again tested every note only to find, as before, no fault with the instrument. This time he told the lady so. "Yes." she said, "it does seem all right, doesn't it. when you play on It, itbese ladles into their sheets.' Being but as soon as I begin to sing it gets asked at dinner what fruit he would all out of tune again." Lave, he promptly replied, "Pigs,! fleas." This la the way In which Dr. Spooner proposed to bis wife: Being ooe afternoon at the home of her fa ther. Bishop narvey Goodwin of Car lisle, Mrs. Goodwin said, "Mr. Spoon er, will you please go out Into the garden and ask Miss Goodwin if she wilt come in and make tea?" The pro fessor on finding the young lady said, "Miss Goodwin, your mother told me to ask you If you would come in and take me." He Failed to See It. Mr. Closecoyne (during bis wife's re ception) She gives 'em lights; she gives 'em music; she gives 'em food, flowers, champagne, and that's what she calls receiving! Puck. Shocked. Ella Bella married an octogenarian. Stella-I don't think the girl ought to change her religion for a man. Exchange. Method. Method is the very hinge of busi ness, and there is no method without puactuallty. Punctuality is. important because it subserves the peace and good temper of a family. Calmness of Bind, which it produces. Is another advantage of punctuality. A disor derly man is always iu a hurry. He has no time to speak to you because he Is going elsewhere, and when lie gets there he is too late for his busi ness or he must hurry away before he can finish It. Siamese Tobacco. The best tobacco iu Slain is grown at Petchabuu. It is planted In ojh-ii fields near the town after the floods in September or October, and the tirt crop, or tips, which is considered the best quality. Is gathered about Febru ary and the last about the beginning of May. The very best quality cannot be purchased, ns it is reserved for t lie special use of the king and sent down to Bangkok, where it is smoked iu the palace and distributed to the chief of ficers of state. In the morning when thou rNeth un willingly let this thought be pri'-ent "I am rising to the work of a human being." Marcus Aurelius. Iron Clad -thatfswhy. Ask for Cooper Wells f Col's Wo. 99 and get stockings tfctt not only look well and fit per fectly with no seams to annoy, but which give remarkable ser vice. We recommend themu J. H. GALLEY 505 Eleventh Street Columbul tSL'1 V"t", '" " ' When She Wasn't Looking. Anxious Mother How do you knew Mr. Jackson Is in love with you? Has ae told you so? Pretty Daughter N-uo, but you should see the way he looks at me wiien-1 am not looklngaat him! I English table do Neither. Walter Which side of the vou wish to sit on, sir? This is to remind you that our FORMAL OPENING will be Thursday and Friday, March 17 and 18 If you miss it, yoa will miss seeing the finest aggregation of ARTISTIC MILLINERY you will have a chance to see this season. Prettier than ever, but prices are lower. . H. II. STIRES, Union Block - k. .. . ., yC-..