AN EXCELLENT REMEDY. Will Break Up a Cold in Twenty-Four Hours and Cure Any Cough That Is Curable. The following mixture is often pre scribed and is highly recommended for coughs, colds and other throat and bronchial trouble. Mix two ounces of Glycerine, a half-ounce of Virgin Oil of Pine compound pure, and eight ounces of pure Whisky. These can be bought in any good drug store and eas ily mixed together in a large bottle. The genuine Virgin Oil of Pine com pound pure is prepared only in the laboratories of the Leach Chemical Co.. Cincinnati, and put ip for dis pensing in half-ounce vials. COULDN'T DO IT. "That'll do! Dry up this minute!" "I c-c-can't, pa. Willie just soaked me." LEG A MASS OF HUMOR "About seven years ago a small abrasion appeared on my right leg just above my ankle. It irritated me so that I began to scratch it and it began to spread until my leg from my ankle to the knee was one solid scale like a scab. The irritation was always worse at night and would not allow rco to sleep, or my wife either, and it was completely undermining our health. I lost firty pounds in weight ' and was almost out of my mind with pain and chagrin as no matter where the irritation came, at work, on the , Eircet or in the presence of company, j I wou'.d have to scratch it until I had ! the blcod running down into my shoe. ' I j.inply ennnot describe my suffer- , ing during those seven years. The pain, mortification, loss of sleep, both to nyself and wife is simply indescrib able on paper and ono has to expe rience it to know what it is. "I tried all kinds of doctors and rem edies but I might as roll have thrown my money down a sewer. They would dry up for a little while and fill me with hopo only to break out again just as bad if not worse. I had given up hope of ever being cured when I was induced by my wife to give the Cuti cura Remedies a trial. After taking the Cuticura Itemedies for a little while I began to see a change, and after taking a dozen bottles of Cuti cura Resolvent, In conjunction with the Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Oint ment, the trouble had entirely disap peared and my leg was as fine as the day I was born. Now after a lapse of six months with no signs of a recur rence I feel perfectly safe in extend ing to you my heartfelt thanks for the good the Cuticura Remedies have dono for me. I shall always recommend them to my friends. W. H. White, 212 E. Cabot St. Philadelphia, Pa., Feb. 4 anl Apr. 13. 1909." POOR CHOLLY. JUWWV. '.Li 1 A' I Cholly Is your sister in, my boy? Willie Just give me your card, and I'll go and see if you're de guy she told me to tell dat she was out. ROCKY BOY INDIAN LANDS OPEN FOR SETTLEMENT. Secretary Uallinger has issued in structions to throw open 1,400,000 acres of land in Eastern Montana to whito settlers. This land was withdrawn about two year. ago for the purpose of allotting Jo the Rocky Roy Indians. The tract contains the very choicest lands in Valley County and wherever farming has been carried on, it has produced yields of from 20 to 30 bushels of wheat per acre. 40 to 70 bushels of oats and large crops of hay, alfalfa and vegetables. There are over S.000 ICO-acre home steads in this tract, which is con siderable more than the combined total in the Flathead, Spokane and Coeur d'Aleno Reservations, which were opened to settlement last summer. It is easier for men to got on finan cially than it is for women to get ofE a car forward. ONLY ONK "IIKOMU lUINIXE." That i l.AXATl I! M'.OVO C'lIMNK. I00V for U.f -;si:a!i:if 't K. V. ;Ko i I m-J tlio World i.vet :.l'nrca CnlJ in One l.:i. :!. A large inheritance transforms a skinny s;iri into a blender one. TiCwi-'Sinsle Hindi rcipir. Original in Tin Foil Sm.'i:er 1.h-,...i2p. Take no substitute. The more expensive a thing is the easier it is t g'-t alone; without it. Bronchial Troches Instantly relieve Sore Throat. Hcarscr.czs ird Ourhs. Uncxcclfca Icr clcarinK the vcicc A'jso ltrtcfy ircc from optics cr nvthinr hxnrju. Price. 25 ccnti, 50 cents and $1.00 per bc, Siinple sent ca request. wKc- B--.'Mft i i:r Ji-'i2fc. -m ArPAJVBALLPADMSl Mna?Cro93ffMfJfwvrtzH(.cf. cc. SYNOPSIS. Tin- story opens with the introduction Df John Stephens, adventurer, a Massa--lmsetts man marooned by authorities at Valparaiso. Chile. BcInR interested in minim; operations In Bolivia, he was de nounced hy Chile as an insurrectionist and as a consequence was hiding. At his hotel his attention was attracted by an Knglfehman and a young woman. Stephens rescued the young woman from a drunken officer. He was thanked by lier. Admiral of the Peruvian navy con fronted Stephens, told him that war had been declared between Chile and Peru and offered him the office of captain. He desired that that night the Esmeralda, a Chilean vessel, should be captured. Stephens accepted the commission. Stephens met a motley crew, to which he was assigned. He gave thein iltial in structions. They boarded the vessel. They successfully captured the vessel suppored to be the Esmeralda, through straitgy. Capt. Stephens gave directions for the de parture of the craft. He entered the cab in and discovered the English woman and her maid. Stephens quickly learned the wrong vessel had been captured. It was Lord Darlington's private yacht, J lie lord's wife and maid being aboard. Ife explained the situation to her lady ship. CHAPTER IX. In Which I Learn Our Port. I sank down into the depths of an upholstered divan without, rested my head within my hands, and endeavored earnestly to collect thought and nerve for the coming struggle. The terrible ness of our situation only became more apparent as I considered it in the light of the discoveries already made, and in my understanding of the nature of those with whom I was now associated. Neither Tul'le nor De Nova had ever mistaken the Sea Queen for the warship Esmeralda. It was impossible to conceive that these two trained seamen could have made such an error, or that the men under them could have been so utterly de ceived. Tultle's boat came up directly beneath the bows, with the riding lamps burning brightly and revealing the name; every man aboard must have seen it plainly. Yet what ob ject could have led to so desperate an act of piracy? What part was I des tined to play In the final working out of their lawless scheme? The longer I studied over the prob lem the more thoroughly did I become mystified and confused. What could these men ever hope to accomplish in this lawless fashion? They must be fools or madmen. This was not the age of piracy; every league of sea was pat rolled; every port protected by telegraphic communication. Difficult as my own situation un doubtedly was, apparently helpless among this crew of sea devils, with out a man on board in whom I could put tnist, it was rendered a thousand times harder by the presence of those two women. In what way could I pro tect and serve them? I wondered If all the crew forward were in the plot, or were the leaders alone involved? Could I count on finding a single hon est sailor in all that riffraff who would stand by me in revolt? There were others on board the three seamen and the engineer of the yacht's crew, the Chilean officer captured on shore but they were prisoners, far more helpless even than myself. The longer I thought the darker grew the pros pect, the closer the cords of Fate pressed about me. There was noth ing to do except to face the conspira tors boldly, and thus ascertain the whole truth. I glanced upward at the telltale compass overhead the ves sel's course had already been altered; we were now headed westward, direct ly out into the broad Pacific. I met Tuttie at the end of the bridge, clinging to the handrail, his oi'.-kins Happing in the head wind. He ijever gk.ui'Cd toward mo, the cool, studied insolence of the fellow causing me to feel more deeply than ever be fore his consciousness of power. "The yacht is several points off her course. Mr. Tuttie." I said, sharply, determined to test him. "May I ask if the change was made by your order'.'" He swept one long arm toward the north, and. following the direction of his linger. I dimly perceived a spiral of black smoke barely visible above the horizon. "I thought wo had better sheer off, as there was no guessing who that fei'.ow yonder might prove to be." I remained silent, watching the dis tant smudge, and occasionally glan cing aside into his imperturbable face. He awned sleepily. "I rather guesa one of us had better turn in, Mr. Stephens," he suggested finally, "for we'll have to arrange about our watches aft." "Presently Mr. Tuttie; we haven't breakfasted yet. Meanwhile I should I prefer to understand matters a little more clearly. I've just been through le cabins. None of the yacht's offi ce: s are on board." I could s.ee his thin lips drawn back in a sinister grin, which re vealed his yellow teeth. 'The Ixml helpeth those who help themselves." he returned, piously, up rolling his eyes. "The race is not al v.ays to the swift, nor the battle to the strong." "1 also ciscovered," 1 went on. an gered by such abominable cant, "that this vessel we have captured is not the Chilean Esmeralda at all. but the yacht Sea Queen, owned by Lord Dar hauton, and flying the English flag." "The hell you say." "Moreover. I have not the slightest doubt that you knew it from the first. Now I demand some explanation. Mr. Tuttie. What does this mean?" He ricod leaning back against the rail facing me. the disagreeable grin gone from his lips, his half-closed eyes glinting uneasily. "Well, what of it?" "Onlv that we have committed an LAST VOYAGE OF ISABEL rS; tf fc IMO 7 "The Hell act of piracy. Every naval vessel of the civilized world will be used to hunt us down. We shall not be safe on any sea. nor able to land in any port of the globe. If we resist we shall be blown out of the water; if captured, our crime means death. You have de liberately decoyed me into this affair for some secret purpose of your own; you have Involved me in your crime, and now I insist upon some knowledge of your plan, and an explanation re garding my future authority on board." "Oh. you are the captain." snering ly. "What more can you want?" "Then, if I am. we will head direct ly back to Vaijaraiso." "Oh, I rather guess not:" and Tut tle's eyes became instantly hard and ugly. "Nevertheless you're captain all right, just so long as you keep the nose of the old girl pointed the way we want her to go." "That is it. is it?" "Yes, that's exactly the ticket." I turned partially aside, glancing to ward the wheelman. The fellow was leaning forward over the spokes, evi dently deeply interested in our contro versy and endeavoring to hear all wc had to say. Tuttie followed the direc tion of my eyes, but with apparent in difference. "Oh. they all understand about It." he remarked, carelessly. "And now I guess maybe it's about time we gave you the main points to chew on. Ifyou'll step down into the charthouse. Mr. Stephens, I'll fetch some things I want to show you, an' be along myself in a jiffy. Then I'll spin a yarn that'll cause you to come with us wlllin enough, or else you're a dam' fool." There was nothing else to do, and I followed him down the bridge steps to the main deck. The charthouse had its single door opening aft, and was a small, plainly built structure painted a dingy gray, with two narrow windows on either side, and just enough space within to contain a deal table, locker, and three rude benches. I sat down upon one of these, filled and lighted my pipe and waited in silence, gazing Idly at the chart pinned flat on the table. It was a map of these waters lying off the Chilean coast, and a vessel's course had been pricked upon it from Juan Fernandez to Valparaiso. This did not particularly interest me. and my thought drifted naturally to the wom an impatiently awaiting my return in the cabin. What a distressing situa tion for one of Lady Darlington's birth ami refinement! And yet with what dignity of manner had she met the unexpected! It was plain to be seen that hers was a heart of courage, not easily broken under adversity. And how could I hope to serve her? What would this crew of hell-hounds, these merciless sea-wolves, permit me to do? Trans-ship them upon some passing vessel? Put into some iso lated island port? This was scarcely likely." for either act would involve the danger of an exposure they would be little inclined to assume. I com prehended already that it would be according to their decision, and not mine. I had been plainly informed how little my control extended over their desires. And whither were we bound? Into wliat strange seas? Into what species of wild adventure? The utter Impossibility of keeping those two concealed below for any length of time was clearly evident. Ship life was far too restricted. Both Tuttie and De Nova would naturally expect to lodge aft. and it was a privilege they could not easily be denied. Yet what would they say, how would they act, when they finally discovered these two unwilling passengers aboard? What was my duty in all the circumstances? It was all a deep, unsolvablc mystery. vet out of its mist constantly Coated! nr You Say." the appealing face of that woman awaiting me below. I could not desert her. I could not consider anything except how I might best serve her in terests, best protect her from the con tamination of this hell afloat. Three shadows suddenly darkened the doorway, and Tuttie, accompanied by De Nova and the big seaman named Dill Anderson, entered. The second officer nodded to me in genial fash ion, his white teeth gleaming, but Anderson slouched surlily past and dropped heavily on a bench, his coarse bulldog features devoid of all expres sion, his square jaws munching the tobacco in his cheek. I took notice of his eyes, staring straight out of the window opposite, dull, dog-like, deeply sunken under thatched brows, his skin like brown leather drawn tight, his short red neck, and gnarled hands. Al together he appeared a repulsive brute, no more easily subdued than a jungle tiger. Tuttie sidled along to the opposite side of the table, upon which he placed a tightly rolled, yellowish-backed paper, evidently a navi gating chart. As I watched him curi ously, he suddenly pressed the point of his thumb down upon the paper. "There's our first port. Mr. Steph ens," he announced dogmatically. "There, where you see that red cross." I bent over, startled out of all as sumed indifference as I studied the position indicated. "Longitude 110 '.'.0' west, and lati tude JG 17' south!" I exclaimed, scarcely crediting either ears or eyes. "Why. good Gcd. man, that Is almost upon the antarctic circle!" He nodded, running his long fingers through his thin hair. "Right you are, sir. I guess there won't be no warships a-trailin after us down in them latitudes; not at this season of the year." "Hut there's nothing there!" I con tinued, staring incredulously at the map. "Nothing but fog and floating ice. There is no land marked within SOI) miles." "Just the same there's land there." he retorted, positively, his thin lips pressed together. "I've seen It; two islands, an' that's where the Sea Queen pokes her nose." I could merely sit back, staring at the fellow, who remained leaning both hands on the table, his glinting eyes on my face. "It's a rum yarn. Mr. Stephens, I'll admit." he said, slowly, his nasal tone much in evidence, "hut it's all true, Kitty Wanted Story Well Illustrates the Workings of the Childish Mind. When little Catherine first besan to lisp she was suitably instructed by her mother in religion. The omnipresence and the omniscience of God were ex plained to her in words of primer length. All this religious training evi dently impressed her profoundly, but she kept her meditations to herself until the other evening. Tho four-year-old had been tucked into bed after saying her prayers, and as her mother stooped to kiss her good night the child asked eagerly: "Is mamma go'ms downstairs now? "Yes. dear." "An Is God going to stay In dls room?" "Yes, yes, dear." "Well, Cath'In wants mamma tc tell fiA ..SsScS WDsCB 5?5 jpmmL3wx (gzsmmm j-L j a :k: ztzJ - - - -3- . - --: T. uuiwffmsriimm) QfmHrACMsQMC4C(f 1903 sir. so help me. God! Here's the straight of it, an' you listen quiet till I get done. Then I'll answer your questions as long as you've got any to ask." CHAPTER X. In Which 1 Hear the Tale of the First Officer. Tuttie required a while getting started, pulling aside his dangling coat-tails to sit down facing me, and then twiddling his long fingers with his gaze bent on the deck. I take It that his intellectual operations were naturally slow, although he was swift enough in all matters appertaining to seamanship. Anyhow, he sat there for so long, his whole appearance so sleek and oily, that I lost all patience, shuf fling my feet on the deck. The noise served to arouse him. "It commenced somethin like over two years ago sir," he began, mouth ing each word with care, "a little earlier in the season than this is now. I was master of the whalln' bark Betsy, sailin from Province town, an we were homeward bound after about IS months' cruisin' in the South Pacific, carryiu' a fair cargo of oil an' whale trimmings. We were roundin the Horn, being about 70 degrees west and 5G degrees south when the real trouble began. I know that was rath er a low latitude, but wc had been buckin' against head winds an' a high sea for more'n a week, an' besides were short-handed, five of the crew havin' skipped out at Soniers island, where we put In after fresh water. Anyway, it was about there that a storm hit us from out the nor'east. I guess it must have been one end of a hurricane. 1 never see nothin' fiercer, even in those seas. There was nothin' to do but turn tail an scud, the ropes and canvas being so stiff with ice. Well, we battened down, an took chances, but for a while I thought every wave was goin' to do for the ol' hooker an' send us all to Davy Jones. I couldn't see five feet from the rail, an I had to keep diggin ice out o my eyes to see at all. The wind had the feel of a solid wall, sir." Tuttie was leaning forward now, his elbows on the table. His lean, solemn countenance had lost its listlessness, and I also noticed the eager interest imprinted on the faces of his two com rades. "We was jest roundin the point," he went on as soon as he took a long breath, "the Betsy keclin over so's her deck was half awash, an with no more than maybe 100 yards o clear water to the good. Hack o an ugly Inokin headland the coast seemed to fall away sudden into a sort o cove, which was piled high with great ice hummocks, behind which the ice wall rose up sheer almost to the top o the rocks. There was a sorter shelf along the edge of it, an a-scttin up there in full view was the damndest lookin vessel ever I saw in 50 years o sea farin. So help me God, sir, I saw it with my own eyes, as plain as I'm lookin' at you! It was h'isted up all o' 20 feet above the lower ice-field, an sort o careened over where it was froze fast so as to show tho decks amidships clear to the inner rail. You remember them ships what Columbus sailed in? Well, this hooker was that kind, only a blame sight bigger. I guessed her at S50 or 900 ton, but she bad the same sort o build a big high stern, with an after-cabin clear acrost it, the waist sunk down in a curve, an the fo'castle raised up like a house, with blunt bows, an' a monster bow sprit forkin straight up into the air. The whole outfit was so cased with i ice an glittered so in the sun that it seemed like a part o the ice cliff. ( which had took that queer shape from thawin an freeziu. Damme if I didn't think it was somethin' like that for a minute a blame freak o natnre but when I grabbed the glasses, an' got a good look through them, it was a ship all right, the kind you read about in the books what navigated these waters a hundred or more years ago. I was still a-starin' at it with all my eyes when we raised the stern, which stood h'isted up a bit higher than the bow. an where the steady dash of the waves didn't break clean over It, an the sun fell just right so I read the hooker's name. By God, I did, sir! It was there plain as day: Donna Isabel. Cadiz." (TO BK CONTINUED.) vO f O-ir-'v-. rfii-A. .--r. mmfv wmm to be Alone God to go downstairs, too. 'cause she wants to wear dat pretty dress to-morrow i!e one dat's on de chair an if God sits down in dat chair he'll muss dat dress all up. An God can see de candy In de drawer dat I'm saving to fttt in d morning, an he might eat it all up in de night if he feels hungry. So Cath'in wants mamma to take God downstairs to play bridge.' Easy Money. Griff You look prosperous, old man Grafton Yes, I suppose you read about Nuritch's ambition to be a sen utor? Griff Well, yes: I see by tho pa pers that he says he's in the bands of his friends" Grafton That's it. I'm one of his friends. Catholic Standard and Times. NEWS FROM THE CAPITAL CITY Items of Interest Around the State House Educational Statistics. Statistics" compiled by Superintend ent Bishop show the following totals for the year ending July, 1909: Total resources of all districts were $8,689 352.47. Of this amount $1,336, 516.01 was in the hands of the district treasurer at the close of the previous year, $5,445,462.03 were received from township and county treasurers. $835, 701.56. from sale of district bonds, $113,481.07 from tuition of non-resident pupils, $695,378.24 from local fines and licenses, and $262 813.56 from all other sources. The expenditures were as follows: Paid male teaciers $676,149.84, paid female teachers $3,606,619.46. for building house and site $905,799.00, for repairs $341,525.63, for fuel $300. 227.36, for library books $32 243.50. for text books and supplies $318,525.87. for furniture $90,586.59. for all other sources $887,627.54, leaving on hand at the close of the year $1,529,047.68. The total value of school district property is $15.239 382.71. Indebted ness reported at the close of the year was a bonded indebtedness of $3,723. 454.21, unbonded indebtedness $613, 458.79! The total amount of money appor tioned by county superintendents last year was $637,055.73. $560,325.40 being the amount received from the regular state apportionment, $25,004.00 as state aid to weak school districts and $51726.33 received from fines and li censes. The number of teachers employed in the public schools of the state last year was 1,322 males, 9.357 females, total 10,679. The average monthly salary paid to male teachers was $57.48, to female teachers $51.36. The school census shows that the number of pupils in the state between the ages of five and twenty-one years is 373 067. of which 189.67: are hoys and 182 394 are girls. Cost of State Institutions. According to figures compiled by Land Commissioner Cowles it cost $6S.f06.24 to pay all expenses of state institutions during the month of Feb ruary, or $10,941.41 more than the amount of vouchers allowed for the month of January. The following is a comparative statement of the total amount of vouchers allowed by the state board of public lands and build ings for the month of January and February: Lincoln asylum. $10,016.09 $11,132.74 Norfolk 9.937.02 C.676.04 Ingleside 11.982.73 19.110.4S Feeble minded. 3.696.07 5.156. 7 Penitentiary . 4.807.47 6,806.8:, . 6,481.20 7.776.92 Burkett Soldiers' tome. ford ......... Geneva ........ Orthopedic .... Kearney Industrial home. Milford 2.012.32 1.579.67 1.294.76 4.908.72 3.754.91 1.621.67 1.289.29 4,007.60 1,298.73 1,172.99 $38,014.83 I6S.50C.24 Grand Rifle Practice. The report of Major Ernest 11. Phelps, inspector of small arms rifle practice of the Nebraska national guard for the year 1909. shows slight improvement over the previous year. More improvement is expected during the present year when the plans of Adjutant General llartigan have been fully carried out. The figure of merit attained In shooting last year by the guard was r.3.GG. The year before it was 32.60. More men shot last year than during the previous year. In the First regiment twelve qauli fieil as cxnert riflemen, five as sharp shooters and 111 as marksmen. The figure of merit attained by the First regiment was 37.82. an Increase of 5.29. The ficure of merit attained hv the Second regiment was 29.21 and the year before It had 31.40. The per centage of the average strength quali fied was 80 for the general staff and 40 for the First and Second regiments. field and staff. Express Rates an Issue. Nebraskn was the pioneer state to pass and enforce a law regulating and reducing express rates. Attorney eGn- eral Thompson fought the caso through the state courts and won. but it has been appeiled to the federal courts. Wednesday an attornoy was at the state house to examine the evi dence and findings of the court. The attorney is from Wisconsin where tho question of reduction is before the state railway commission. Attorney General Thompson has received re quests from Illinois. Misnuri. North Dakota and South Dakota. Kansas and vsitiauuiiin iui i";ia in; n i , press rates cases In the Nebraska i courts. Bee Inspectors. Governor Shallenbergcr has appoint ed George D. Caley bee and honey in spector for Dawson county. John Al bert, jr., inspector in Saunders county. The governor has appointed Dr H. L. Paine of Lincoln delegate to Tam pa.. Fla. to attend the celebration in commemoration of the beginning of the work on the Panama canal, which J is to be held February 12 to 26. I Insurance Commissioners Agree. State Auditor Barton has roceived ' assurances from several state insur- j ance commissioners that they will co operate with him in requiring tho fra ternal insurance order known as the Tribe of Den Hur of Indiana to have a representative form of go, eminent. ; Auditor Barton has ruled, under tho Nebraska law. and decisions of tho Nebraska supreme court, that frater nal Insurance companies can have no voters in its supreme governing bodies who have been appointor! Voters must be elected by the membership of surh orders. The Burlington railroad rompany has raised the question whether or not unincorporated associations, such as the Omaha commercial club, have a .ight to complain before the hiate rail way commission of rates charged by railroads. Deputy Attorney General Grant .Martin has given the commis sion an opinion holding that a fair con struction or the railway commission act and the Aldrlch rate law would Hermit unincorporated associations to make complaint challenging tho reas onab!enes of rato on commodities over which the railway commission nas jurLsdictioa SAVED FROM AN OPERATION ByLydlaEPrnkhain's Vegetable IHIIINHJTM1 De Forest Wis. "After an opera tion four years ago I bad pains down ward in both sides, backache, and a weakness. The doc tor wanted me to hare another opera tion. I tookLvdiaE. Pinkham's vegeta ble Compound and I am entirely- cured of my troubles." Mrs. Augusts Vesperxakj. De For est, Wisconsin. Another Operatic AroidecL New Orleans, La. "For years I suf fered from severe female troubles. Finally I was confined to my bed and the doctor said an operation was neces sary. IveLydiaILPinkhamsVeg, etaole Compound a trial first, and was saved from an operation." 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Our book "Cow Money" Kent FUKK Ask yoar local dealer for EOW-KTJKE or seu.t to the manufacturers. I DAIRY ASSOCIATION CO. Ljrfainltle. Vt HE MEANT EVENING GOWNS Well-Meant 'Compliment to American Woman Somewhat Marred by Unfortunate Error. Mons. Pruger. who from his triumph at the Savoy hotel in London has come to New York to conduct a very fashionable restaurant, was compli mented by a reporter on his perfect English. "Well." said Mons. Pruger. smiling, "my English is. perhaps, better than that of the Marquis X.. who supped here after the opera the other evening. "Our fine supper rooms looked very fray and fine, diamonds flashed, paio fabrics shimmered, and everywhere, turn where it would, the eyo rested on dimpled, snowy shoulders shining like satin above decollete bodices of Paris gown3. "These decollete bodices Impressed the Marquis X. He waved his hand and said: 'l ave knowd parfaitement that the American young ladies was beau tiful, but ah I cannot say how far more beautiful they seem in their night dresses.' N. Y. Fies3. Iron. Pure iron is only a laboratory prepa ration. Cast iron, tho most generally useful variety, contains about five per cent, of impurities, and the curious thing is that it owes its special value to the presence of these. Pure iron can be shaved with a pocket knife; impure Iron can be made almost as bard as steel. CLEAR-HEADED Head Bookkeeper Must be Reliable. Thc chief bookkeeper in a large busi ness house in one of our great West ern cities speaks of the harm coffee did for him: "My wife and I drank our first cup of Postum a little over two years ago. and wc have used it ever since, to the entire exclusion of tea and coffee. It happened in this way: "About three and a half years ago I had an attack of pneumonia, -which left a memento in the shape of dyspep sia, or rather, to speak more correctly, neuralgia o" tho stomach. My 'cup of cheer had always been coffee or tea, but I became convinced, after-a time, . uat they aggravated my stomach trou ble. I happened to mention the mat ter to my grocer one day and he sug gested that I give Postum a trial. "Next day it came, but the cook mado the mistake of not boiling it sufficient ly, and we did not like it much. This was. however, soon remedied, and now we like it so much that we will never change back. Postum, being a food beverage Instead of a drug, has been the means of curing my stomach trou ble, I verily believe, for I am a well man today and have used no other remedy. "My work as chief bookkeeper in our Co.'s branch house here Is of a very tronllning nature. During my cofTee drinking days I was subject to u r outness and 'the blues in addition to my sick spells. These have left, nie sinca I began using Postum and I can conscientiously recommend it to those whose work confines them to long hours of severe mental exertion." "There's a Reason." . Look in pkgs. or the Utile hook,. "Tho Road to Wcllvllle." . i:er rcml the nlicvr- Intterf A neir om.- npprarn f-o:n tlinp to tint?. Tliyy n-r Kenwlne. true, sm r:' vt bureau 'rrB'rrHE kj-'S :- -Qs-i-i-5 lETOjp JOHN I. BROV7N 3c SOS. Bcctcc. V