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I.EIOH.
Priiiii tlio World.
Kndolph Jenny bud the misfortune to
hIi on an icy sidewalk at his Lome last
Saturday and in the fall sustained a
broken limb. The wound is a painful
one but Dr. Eby was called and made
the patient as comfortable as possible.
(lord lltiBiuunii purchfised a Gnely
matched team of mares from A. H. Phil
Noti the latter part of last week. Mr.
.I'hdeon tells us that this is the finest
learn that has ever been brought to
Leigh and, as Mr. Husemann is an ex
ceptionally Rood judge of horse tleeh
and (mid $f50 for this team, we vouch
.for the truth of the statement.
.ST. KPWAKD
I'roiii the Advance.
-. Mr. and Mrs. John WeBtmore left
Wednesday evening for Columbus where
Mrs. Westinore will enter St. Mary's
hospital for treatment.
Mrs. Frank Bruno who is a patient at
Uie Columbns hospital is reported as re
covering rapidly from a surgical opera
lion to which she submitted a week ago.
Mrs. Geo Reeder and brother-in-law,
lohn Reeder. went down to Columbus
Monday to visit Geo. Reeder who is a
putiout iu St. Mary's hospital. They
returned Tuesday afternoon and report
.Mr. Reeder very much unproved
Mrs. .1. CI. Ramsey was taken to St.
Mary's hospital. Columbus, Tuesday and
underwent a surgical operation Wednes
day afternoon. Mr. Ramsey returned
home yesterday afternoon and reports
Mrs. Ramsey bs recovering nicely.
Master Dolph Wood came home Wed
nesday afternoon from Columbus where
he had been a patient at St. Mary's
hospital for a number of weeks, having
undergone an operation for appendicitis.
.He has recovered to such extent that he
. no longer needs hospital care.
AI.lllON.
From lh .Niwn.
W. S. Miller who works at the alfalfa
null had one of his hands caught in the
mill cylinder Wednesday morning with
the result that the fingers were quite
badly crushed. It is not thought how
ever that it will be necessary to ampu
tae any of the lingers. It was very
rortunate for Mr. Miller that the whole
arm was not drawn in the cylinder.
The Albion Electric Light company is
making preparations for possible trouble
at their power plant on the Beaver by
moving their engine this week. With
the engine installed there they will be
able to operate their plant in case any
thing goes wrong with the water power.
Kvor since the plant was established
there the high water in the spring has
caused trouble and auxiliary power Iihb
been necessary.
Word was received here Sunday morn-
icg from University Place that Mrs. A.
K. Church, formerly residing in Albion,
was dead. The message was sent to her
son. Geo. Benton, who resides southeast
of town, and he took tin afternoon train
for University Place. No particulars
ranched here until Monday afternoon
when the State Journal brought the
verv sad news that she had taken her
own life by hanging.
Millions of Microbes
lurk with the dust in
every yard of your car
pets and rugs and they fill
the air every time you
rvvpptv
You are actually living
with and breathing this
live dirt unless your house
is gone over regularly by
a vacum cleaner.
It is utterly impossible
to have anything like san
itary conditions without
an Automatic.
The "Automatic" Vacum
Cleaner positively gets all
the dust and microbes.
Evervthinp: cleaned by
the Automatic treated to
a pure air bath which purifies as well as cleans.
SWARTSLEY & ROTHLEITNER,
General
Columbus.
ABOUT OUR NEIGH
BORS AND FRIENDS
CLIPPED FROM OUR
EXCHANGES
IIOWEI.I.9
From the Journal.
Mrs. Anton Wiese and the younger
children arrived here from 01 pe, Kan.,
last Friday, having stopped off here
while enroute to Lindsay, to visit rel
atives and friends. Mr. Wiese and his
two oldest sons went right through to
Lindsay and moved their goods and
stock out onto the farm near that place
which he recently purchased and the re
mainder of the family joined them on
Monday. They have been away from
Nebraska three years and there are
many who are pleased to welcome them
hack but none are more pleased than
they are to be back.
Wm . Taylor has won more than a lo
cal reputation as a breeder and feeder
of good sheep. His herd, while not
large, has been -carefully bred up and
when there are a car of lambs to be Bold
good prices are assured. For three suc
cessive years Mr. Taylor's lambs have
topped the South Omaha market. The
last shipment was sold on Thursday of
last week and they headed the list of
high-pried lambs sold that day. They
averaged 107 lbs. and sold for 88.50 per
hundred. With the profit that can be
derived from a good fiock of sheep it is
strange that so few of our farmers keep
them.
MOXKOE.
From the Kepublican.
Miss Louise Seefeld returned to her
home at ColumbuB Wednesday.
A baby girl arrived at the home of
Mr. and Mrs. Frank Gilmore last week,
at Duncan.
Mr. and Mrs. O. E. Preston were over
Sunday visitors at Columbus with Mrs.
Preston's parents.
Mrs. F. It. Hoppock and Mrs. George
Ifiand returned home from Columbns
Wednesday, where they had been visit
ing relatives,
Mr. and Mrs. J. K. Gibb and sons Irl
and Louis of Greeley county and Mies
Theresa Gibb arrived Tuesday for a visit
with relatives.
Miss Sophie Klaus who has been visit
ing her sister Mrs. Vestel Moore for the
past two weeks teturned to her home at
Columbus Tuesday.
Wm. Webster who has been very sick
for the past week or so is now a patient
at the Omaha hospital. He was taken
to Omaha Saturday.
August Loosing had the misfortune to
fall in some manner while at work at his
home last week and dislocate his shoul
der and has been under the Dr's. care
for a few days.
Rev. and Mis. R H. Owens of Missouri
who were visiting Mrs. Owens' mother,
Mrs, Thomas Jones, left Thursday for
Twin Falls, Idaho, where Rev. Owens
has a call for the ministry.
Edward Kerr, little son of Mr. and
Mrs. ChBB. Kerr died at his home Friday
Feb. 1 after several weeks illness of polio
myelitis. He was two years three mon
ths, ten days old. The funeral wes held
at the home Saturday afternoon, con
ducted by Rev. Rose of Genoa and bur
ial in the New Hope cemetery.
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SIXVEB CHEEK.
From the Saad
Monday last a littlssaeiteineot ensued
at the Wsmaley school house south of
the river when fire wae discovered in
the floor under the store. It was ex
tinguished without much damage and
repairs were made so as to exclude dan
ger from the same source in the future.
Last Saturday evening near Thummel
a stock car on the east bound train was
set on fire by a passing engine on anoth
er train. The car contained a load of
fat cattle and when the fire was discov
ered nothing could be done to stop it
and the cattle could not be released.
The train was run into Olarka where
guns were procured and about 13 head
were put out of their misery with bul
lets. The cattle were the property of
Ed Gould formerly of Follerton.
Monday evening Matt J. Harry and
others were waiting in the Union Pacific
depot for No. 21 on which he intended
going to Central City to attend a meet
ing of the county board the next day.
Hearing a train coming he started for
the north side of the track to be in a
position to board it as he supposed it
was 21 and would stop. Instead it prov
ed to be a fast train and he was unable
to clear it entirely, being struck and
hurled into the ditch. He was picked up
and taken to Dr. W. O. Robinson's
office when it was found that there was
a slight bruise on his head and that his
left arm was completely paralyzed from
the elbow down. The doctor could not
detect any fracture but the serious con
dition of the limb waa such that he took
Mr. Harry to Columbus to have the arm
examined under X-rays to determine. If
possible, just what the injury is. This is
the first serious accident that has happen
ed here since the double tracking of the
road, but the arrangements for boarding
trains is such that it is a wonder that
there have not been a hundred. It was
found upon examination that there was
a fracture of one of the bones of his arm
and Mr. Harry will remain at the hos
pital for treatment.
FULLERTON.
From the Post.
Dr. Edward Johnson, the Columbus
banker, was in Fullerton over Sunday.
His many friends here are always glad
to see him.
The friends here of T. B. Uord, of
Central City, are pleased to know that
he is home from a trip through Cali
fornia and the soalh very much im
proved in health.
We understand that J. W. Tanner
has sold his residence property in this
city to one Mr. Hoppock, an influential
and wealthy citizen of Monroe, Nebr..
who will move here about March 1st,
for the purpose of giving bis children a
finished education.
The Fullerton Produce Co., organized
the past week with Harry Underwood
as president; Jos. Storch, secretary and
treasurer. All the merchants who han
dle produce also some hardware and
harness men are connected with it.
Checks are redeemable in cash at any
store. John Ponterfield and a helper
will have charge of the exchange which
is located in the Odd Fellows building.
The friends of Doctor Dora Judkins
were tendered a happy surprise Wednes
day on the receipt of cards announcing
her marriage to Dr. Chas. Howard Dav
ies, formerly of Madison, this state
The marriage was solemenized by the
Bishop at the Episcopal Cathedral in
Omaha on Tuesday. Feb. 8, 1910, at high
noon, Mr. F. O. Judkins, of this city,
giving the bride away, after which a
lunoheon was given the bridal party by
Mrs. Edholm.a close friend of the bride.
The " at home cards announce Tecum
seh, Nebr., as their future home after
March 1st.
snci.tiv.
From the Sun.
Mrs. D. L. Rineemith of Columbus
visited at the home of her daughter,
Mrs. E. E. Bonner, north of town, last
Friday and Saturday.
The farmers who have corn out yet
are busy these days getting it in the
crib. They report it but little damaged
by being in the field ail winter.
The necessary steps have been taken
to extend the corporate limits of Shelby
so as to take in Washington Heights
and also a few blocks in the south part
of town.
Gus Bartholemew, who has been
working in Columbns for the past two
months returned last week to be ready
to begin work at bis trade as painter
and paper hanger with the opening sea
son. The Shelby Workman lodge has shown
a brotherly interest in the welfare of a
member by arranging for all of the mem
bers of the lodge to go to the home of
Fred Augustine Thursday of this week
and assist in gathering corn. Mr.
Augustine has been laid up all winter
with a broken leg, the result of a kick
from a horse.
While down on the farm last week
David Knerr made a discovery that may
be some value in the future. While in
the barn moving some hay in the mow
he found a nest of eggs that had been
covered up when the hay was pnt in
the barn last fall and he says that the
eggs were in a good state of preservation.
Hay storage egg, be thinks is a possi
bility in the future, and alfalfa or timo
thy stored eggs will be on the bill of
fare at restaurants.
No Use.
"You say Jones Is down and out?
Why. it was only a little while ago
that he told me be had the key of
success."
"He did, but the poor fellow wasn't
able to find the keyhole." Exchange.
Mad Her a Fright.
"Mrs. Jones has a new hat.
"Well, you look mightily pleased
about It"
"You Just ought to see how It looks
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Electric Light
Always Ready
Brilliant
Clean
Safe
Have your house wired
Columbns Light,
Heat & Power Co.
Columbus Plumbing Co.
LUEKE & MULLIGAN
Proprietors
Sanitary Plumbing
Steam and Hot
Water Heating
13th and M Streets
Columbus, Nebraska
COLUMBUS
MEAT MARKET
We invite all who desire choioe
steak, and the very best cuts of
all other meats to call at our
market on Eleventh street. We
al9o handle poultry and fish and
oysters in season.
S. E. MARTY & CO.
Telephone No. 1. - Columbus, Neb.
HIS VERY WORDS.
The Property Man Cheerfully Quoted
Them to Beerbohm Tree.
Beerbobtr. Tree, the English actor,
bad a comical experience on his first
appearance as the corpulent Falstaff.
In the Inst act he had arranged that
Falstaff, disconcerted by gibes and
buffets of the fairies in Windsor for
est, should make one herculean effort
to climb the oak tree. The pegs that
were to serve as supports for that tree
were always conspicuous by their ab
sence. On the morning before the per
formance Mr. Tree was told they
should positively be fixed on the tree.
The morning came, but with It no pegs.
Eloquence was stifled; even Invective
faltered. He pointed to the tree and
with the calm of despair blurted out
to the defaulter, "No pegs!"
Such an ejaculation, spoken more In
sorrow than in anger, would, he hoped,
appeal to that last remnant of con
science which even the papier macho
bosom of a property man might be
supposed to retain. In the evening
there was a dress rehearsal, but still
no pegs could be seen. Mr. Tree's
form quivered beneath the padding
with pentup emotions, and in a torrent
of passion and a voice shaken by right
eous wrath he exclaimed:
"Where are those pegs?"
"Pegs pegs!" exclaimed the proper
ty master, with exasperating affability.
"Why, guv'nor, what was your words
to me this morning? 'No pegs.' And
there ain't none." London Tit-Bits.
Sprinkling a Trestle.
A wooden trestle on the Klamath
Lake railroad. In Oregon, is protected
from lire In the dry season by a sys
tem of sprinklers which keep it con
tinually wet. A pipe runs the entire
length of the trestle between the
tracks, and at short distances are
boles through which the water Is
sprayed over the structure. Popular
Mechanics.
The rieht nartr can
cecnre an excellent poitiou, salary
Or COmxniPPIUu iur uimuuur anu ,i-
cinity. State age. former occupation
anil Rive reference. Addreea LOCK
BOX 458. Lincoln, Neb.
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NORFOLK.
SPALPINO ALBIOX.
No. 79 mxd..d 6:00 am
No. 31 pas ..d 1:30 pm
No. 32 pas ..al2:30pm
No. S0mxd..a7Kpni
No. 77 mid. d 7:20 am
No. 29 pas ..dUipm
No. 30 pas ..a 1:10 pm
No. 78 mxd.. 6:10 pm
Daily except Sunday.
SOTE:
Nos. 1, 2, 7 and 8 are extra fare trains.
Nm. 4. 5, 13 and It are local passengers.
Nos. 58 and .'.9 are local f reiffhts.
Nos. 9 and 10 are mail trains only.
No. It doe in Omaha 4:15 p. m.
No. 8 doe in Omaha 5:00 p. hi.
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TiM Till.
No. 22, Pass, (daily ex. Sonde? J leave.. ..7:35 a m
No. 32, Fit. & Ac. (d'y ex. Saturday) lv.ft) p m
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CENTRAL C1TI.
From the Nonpareil.
Mrs. F. W. A, Paul arrived the latter
part of last week from Hampton, Iowa,
and will visit her parents here for two or
three weeks. Professor Paul is now in
structor of a band at Hampton.
Mra. Michael Sattler died Tuesday
evening, exactly six weeks after she was
stricken with paralysis. From the hour
of the stroke she had been in a very
serious condition and at no time was
there any hope other recovery.
The local minister's association held
an executive session Monday afternoon
in the wood yard of Aunty Keys. It
was a fine day and the pulpiteers con
cluded to trade their exegesis, and
their secondlys, thirdlys and their
texts for axes and water blisters. It
was a thrilling sight to see the valiant
hosts attack that wood pile and when
they got through chips were scattered
all over the second ward. Secretary
McMillan was appointed as score-keeper
but he lost count when he got hit in the
eye with a chip and the Nonpareil is un
able to furnish its readers with an
accurate list of the dead and wounded.
We have the ministers word for it, how
ever, that no such half-day's work has
been done since Sampson slew ten thou
sand Philistines with the jaw-bone of an
PI.ATTK CKNTKR
Prom the Signal.
Married, at St. Joseph's church, in
Platte Center, Monday morning at 8
o'clock, Miss Katie Kaipust, daughter of
Mr. and Mrs. Mike Kaipust, of this
plsoe, and Mr. John Zawizby, or Duncan.
The couple were attended by Miss Mary
Kaipust and Mr. Oarl Rossmass. They
will make their home on the groom's
farm near Duncan.
A farmer was driving through our
streets last Saturday afternoon when
one of the numerous long legged dogs
which roam around at will, leaped into
his wagon, picked up a good sized pack
age and disappeared down the alley
with it. As the dog'did not open the
package in the presence of those who
saw him swipe it, it is not known what it
contained. And probably Mr. Faimer
is still wondering what became of bis
package.
J. E. Gossairt arrived home from
Omaha Wednesday morning, where he
had been looking into the matter of
obtaining a site on the U. P. right of
way for the location of the flouring mill,
and this time he came back with the
document in his pocket. Early last fall
the contract for building the mill was
let and negotiations begun for permis
sion to locate it on the railroad right of
way. The company officials commenced
to unwind their red tape, and although
the mill company hurried them in every
manner they could, the unwinding is
just completed.
THERE'S NO RISK.
If This Medicine Does Not Benefit,
You Pay Nothing.
A physician who made a specialty of
stomach troubles, particularly dyspepsia,
after years of study perfected the form
ula from which Rexall Dyspepsia Tab
lets are made.
Our experience with Rexall Dyspepsia
Tablets leads ub to believe them to be
the greatest remedy known for the re
lief of acute indigestion and chronic
dyspepsia. Their ingredients are sooth
ing and healing to the inflamed mem
branes of the stomach. They are rich
in pepsin, one of the greatest digestive
aids known to medicine. The relief
they afford is almost immediate. Their
use with persistency and regularity for
a short time brings abont a cessation of
the pains caused by stomach disorders.
Rexall Dyspepsia Tablets will insure
healthy appetite, aid digestion and pro
mote nutrition. As evidence of our sin
cere faith in Rexall Dyspepsia Tablets,
we ask yon to try them at our risk. If
they do not give you entire satisfaction,
we will return you the money you paid
us for them, without question or form
ality. They come in three sizes, prices
25 cents, HO cents and $1.00. Remember
you can obtain them only at our store
Pollock & Co.. the druggists on the
corner.
An Effective Alarm.
Flauuigau hud leeii discharged from
the artillery and went to live in a cot
tage In his native village. One day he
left ou a week's visit to some distant
relatives, and a day later the village
constable was standing at his door
when be beard the sudden boom of
the rusty cannon Flannlgan bad
mounted on his front hedge.
An lustaut later a brick whizzed
past the constable's ear and smashed
his door to smithereens.
The Indignaut officer, followed by
the populace, rushed to Flannlgan'c
cottage and found it still tenantless,
but showing signs of recent burgling.
When Flannigan returned the next
week he beard the news and was de
lighted. "Oi prepared for burglars afore Oi
wlnt away." he said, "by thrainln the
guu on yer front door, constable, and
couulctiug it by sacret wires to the
doors and windies and loading It wld
a brick. An it hit the door slap in
the middle? Bedad. OI wasn't a gun
layer iu the artillery for nothln'!"
Pearson's Weekly.
Why Hale Would Not Do.
When X. O. Xelson. the profit sharer,
decided to trausfer his co-operative
busiuess from St Louis to the country
he looked about carefully for a favor
able location. His personal friend
Dr. Edward Everett Hale accom
panied him on one of bis tours In
search of this. A site was chosen, and
a name for It was then Id order.
Among others. Hale was considered,
but rejected because, as Mr. Xelson
said, "the name differs from Its dis
tinguished owner in being only four
letters loazr. while be was six feet four
or thereabouts." So Leclalre was
chosen in honor of the pioneer French
profit sharer. World's Work.
Tin Little Grater Crude Oil Burner
A saving of fuel bills 50 per cent. These bur
ners fit any cooking stove, heater or furnace. It
is easily adjusted, and is so simple that a child
can operate it Absolutely safs. No handling
of wood, coal or ashes. No kindling required. It
is a perfect baker. It makes the ideal heat for
the kome, office or store. Our burner can be at
tached to any furnace, large or small.
In the sale of County rights we offer superior inducements to
the right man, and we will convince anyone that we have a good
paying business proposition. Let us figure with you.
The Little Crater Crude Oil Burner
New location on Platte Street, first door south
of German National Bank, Columbus, Nebr.
COAL
Pocahontas -Smokeless
Illinois, Rock Springs
and Colorado Coals
at prices that will interest you. Let us
figure with you lor your winter's supply.
T. B. Hord
Bell 188
LAND CRABS.
Queer Creatures That Roam In For
ests Far From the Sea.
One of the commonest and the lar
gest of the Christmas Island land cmbs
Is the well known robber crab, which
Is found In most of the tropical islands
of the Iudian and Pacific oceans. It
sometimes reaches a length of two feet
and may measure seven inches across
the back. Its colors are of a very
gaudy description, the ground color be
ing a bright red, upon which there are
stripes of yellow, but In some cases a
purplish blue is the prevailing tint.
The eyes are fixed on stalks which
can be moved Independently, of one an
other, and there are two pairs of feel
ers, one long, the other short. The lat
ter pair are continually jerked up and
down. There is a pair of powerful
claws, then several walking legs. Iu
general appearance these animals are
much more like rather stout lobsters
than crabs, and one's first encounter
with one of these creatures in the mid
dle of a forest far from the sea is pn
ductive of much astonishment ou both
sides.
Auotber species of land crab com
mon in Christmas Island is a little
bright red animal which in genera!
shape Is much like the common shore
crab. This variety makes burrows in
the ground, and In some places the
soil Is honeycombed with hundreds of
holes. The crabs spend most of their
time collecting dead leaves, which they
carry in their claws, holding them np
over their heads and drag down into
their burrows. Into which they scuttle
at the least alarm. Pearson's Maga
zine. Iridium.
Iridium Is a hard, brittle. sil?r
white metallic element belonging tc
the platinum group, discovered by
Tennaut in 1S03, sometimes found
native and nearly pure, but gcuerall.v
combined with osmium. It Is. witli
the exception of osmium, the heaviest
metal knowu and is used for pt'u
points, contact iwints iu telegraph
and points of scientific Implement
liable to wear. Its specific gravity i
22.4.
THROUGH SERVICE
To
Portland, Tacoma Seattle
via
Union Pacific
"The Safe Road To Travel'
The Oregon-Washington Limited
Carries a Tourist Sb eping Car From
Omaha to Seattle via Portland ami
Tacoma.
Leave Columbus 3:65 p. m. Today
Ar. Portland 8:G p. m. 3rd Day
Ar. Tacoma 5:3ft a. m. 4th Day
Ar. Seattle 7:3ft a. m. same Day
Electric Block Hignxls
Dining Car Meals and Service
"Best in the World."
For information relative to fare, routes, etc .
call on or address
E. 6. BROWN. Agent,
Columbns, Nebraska
Grain Co.
Ind. 206
EARLY BALLOONING.
Some Odd Ideas That Prevailed In the
Eighteenth Century.
As far back as 1SH the American
public were led to believe that the
Atlantic had been crossed In a bal
loon. On May 2S in that year the
New York Sun published n detailed
account of an aerial voyage, from Liv
erpool to Charleston, which purported
to have been accomplished by "the
steering balloon Victoria In a iierlod of
seventy-live hours from land to land.1
Five columns were devoted to the de
scription of the journey and to a sci
entific account of the balloon, of
which a woodcut was given, and an
air of verisimilitude was added by a
list of eight passengers, one of the
names mentioned being that of Harri
son Ainsworth, who was then at the
height of his fame.
At the end of the eighteenth century
balloons -were all the rage. Then, as
now, enthusiasts predicted a time near
at hand when war would either be an
awful matter of the annihilation of
armies and forts by bombs from above
or would cease altogether through the
abolition of frontiers and the fusion
of nations. Prophecy went even fur
ther. Canals and roads were to vanish and
the space occupied by them to be re
stored to agriculture. And ships (If
any still existed) when caught In a
storm would be grappled by the mast
from balloons above and safely con
veyed into port or even carried over
mountain ranges. Chicago News.
Hope.
"Say, pop. I've got to write a compo
sition on 'Hope.' What Is 'hope any
way V
"Hope, my boy. Is the Joyous expec
tation of being able to dodge our Just
deserts."-Life.
A Short Fall.
"Golly. Mike, are you alive after
falling two stories?"
"Why. that's not far; this Is a flfty
one story building." Judge.
The prodigal robs his belr; the nisei
robs himself. Bruyere.
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