The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, February 09, 1910, Image 6

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liiiv, n? T!i;i:i :n iroomil ly authorities at
ii' 'irii. ) :.-. j:n- int-res'td In
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nou,. . 1 iv li ! .is sin wurnvtinn'st
si ttl a- .i i tsoiliii"ii v..j"? hid .14. At lus
h J.--I I Is .iiu-ii'i'ii wjis attr.iotf.I liv an
i i:l i:ii;m :!"il a youni; woman.
Sil'''ns r sr' 1 thf vouns woman from
a lriiiil-'n :!i. r. !! was thanked by
li' Adi'i't-il if the IVrtivlan navy con
fi irij.-d St j'N-n. tfld linn that u.'.r had
li. rt ( l:trvd ln-two-'i :!:'! and Peril
nn.l onvrw! him the nti'n-e of captain. He
- r.vl il.-t ti -it nicht the Ks.neivld.i. a
Cnle.iti os-ol. should he captured.
I"i-pl ens iuepieil tlie oimnission.
S ,h pm'I a motley i rtiv. in iim-li he
w.ii ;iss'k::i1 H- saic itu-in tmnl in-'r-.;iuns.
They hoarded the wl. They
Ml t'.-sfiill tii'in-'l the vessel MipjMis !
to !. the" !-:nn r.ild.i. thrmr-'ii striteRv.
aji! Stephens sae dire-I:ons for the de-I-Tl.'.
of tl e I r-lft. He en'.'-red the t"lh
lii .iid d"-fvei"'d the lCirhh wien.in
a'H 1 . r tn.ud. S;ephe:is onl.-Kly 1 i tl
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CHAPTER VIM. Continued.
Siio hont hor head slightly.
'"Vital vessel is this.'"
"The sicani jnr-hi Sa Queen of Liv
rrjiool, ovp..-i by I.or.l Darlinslon."
site announced, soberly. Iter face and
liny white.
'How came you anchored off the
government dorks?"
"Hy special j orniisrlnn of tho presi
dento. ". won towed into thar berth
early last ovetijm?. :iftcr the Ksmor
alda had been hauled tin against the
qtny to ship ann.T'if nt and stores."
I drew a, deep breath.
"Could you it'll me if it was known
to others that you contemplated
auehorin there?"
Sh hesitated, her lips slightly apart,
one hand jressed against her teni-
"It is nir.Ft important that I learn
1h exact t tilth." 1 ursed. earnestly.
"1 ask frcr.i no idle curiosity."
"I am not cn-rally consulted in
stfli matters, senor." she admitted,
"but I bcilevi- we had lnen waiting
seeral days for tl.o opj.ortunity to
lake that c.sitton. This is a.s I have
been told."
ane seemeu to oe await ins niy ex
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jilanat ion. striin to be courteous, yet
M'.lli her Impatifticc sHkI'Uv evidenced
by the continual taj j ins of het loot
on the ru:;. P.ut I was not yet
Ihrotish with my quest ioaim;.
"Were no oliicers left on board last
night?"
Her gray oyts widened.
"Cer'ainly jes; the lirst officer and
the engineer were in charge when I re
tired. The others, with the majority
of th" crew, had s;onc ashore at sun
down to enjoy the fun. JJut why do
you ask. senor? Are these not on
board now?"
"I regret beins: compelled to answer
no. Only the engineer, three of the
liaibor watch, and tome Kanaka fire
men have been found. I have discov
ered no trace of the first officer."
"Then then he must have rowed
ftshore with two of the men!" she ex
claimed. "iiow chanced you to ne left here
alone?"
She hesitated, her hands clasped
on the chairbiick. her bosom risiaj;
and filling tremulously. Vet finally she
forced her lips to reply, as though thus
seeking the quickest way of clarifying
the s; urn Ion.
We wcie all invited to the palace
ft the presidenie to listen to the
speeU es and iev t'.-.e fiteworks. Lord
Darlington was greatly interested.
pnd most ilncirnnc rF nllnn.llnn Tni
ur fortunate scene which occurred at
the hotel early in the evenln- left
nj", however, with so severe a liead
.acli t!.at 1 begged to be allowed to re
main lere s -e with Ci leste. At first
.both Lord Dasiltston and mamma re
fused to !: -i:irt without me. but when
the presidente dispatched his own
steam launch to convey the party to
-the jvjj.-.rf. the:, decided it would be
rtiysf discci'rif r is not to attend. Lord
Darlingioii'S membership in the house
of lor.Is gives him Jt certain official
recognition abroad which he does not
-care to have lapse. The yacht's cap
tain accompanied them, and 110 dream
of evil befalling those left behind ever
occurred to r.ny one of us. O senor,
tell me. what does it all mean? What
has happened .' '
"I presume 1 must explain." I said,
regretfully, "plthongh it is not an
easy task b any means. You will
have ronliilt-uce in me. Miss Doris?"
"I S.I1.1II cmieaior to do so." she re
turned, an increasing coldness in her
voice. "Hut 1 am Lady Darlington."
"Yeur pardon: I sut posed you to be
thai gentleman's daughter."
The color swept in a wave of rich
crimson into her cheeks, the gray eyes
becoming darker.
"Nevertheless, senor, I am Lord
Darlington's wife."
Even in that moment of embar
rassment and perplexity, when I was
scarcely less agitated than herself,
this unexpected announcement of such
a relationship came to me as a shock.
Why it should, what difference it could
Iossibly make. I did not in the least
realize, yet 1 was instantly conscious
of the disappointment, of deep regret.
The revelation, thus calmly, proudly
made, was so unexpected, so destruc
tive of all my previous conceptions, as
to seem an impossibility. Could this
young, clear-eyed woman be indeed
the wife of that grim, inactive, ancient
peer of the realm?
"You apparently question the truth
of my words," she remarked, coldly
observant.
"It was only the natural surprise of
a moment. Lady Darlington," I
hastened to apologize. "The thought
of your marriage had never before oc
curred to me."
She looked directly into my eyes,
her own plainly indignant, yet her
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; v.-crds strove to overcome the blunt-
m ss of my spt i ch.
"I do not feel, sciior, that there
can be any necessity for discussing
i my private affairs with you at present.
hnoimh that 1 am I-idy Darlington,
and that 1 have jaiiently answered the
lather Impudent questions you have
seen fit to ask. Now, Senor Estevan.
kindly enlighten me as to the cause
of your intrusion into this apartment,
and your presence on board the
yacht."
Her tone had changed to imperious
ness. This was plainly u command,
and. back of the fair face fronting
me. I read strength of character and
a proud insistence long accustomed to
control. It was not fear but disdain
that darkened her gray eyes. Her
manner begg.-d nothing it pictured
dominant command, the attitude of
cue who addresses a servant, expect
ing implicit obedience.
"I-ady Darlington." I began, stand
ing directly belore Iter, and reverting
to the use of English, so as to be
certain of making my meaning suffi
ciently clear, "whatever explanation I
may make cannot be pleasant, but it
shall be truthful. It is far better that
you comprehend fully the situation we
are in your own peril, as well as my
responsibility."
Her expression changed from ab-
bUr,ary dfiance to an amazement not
uatInSf'(1 b-v a sudden development of
ieur as ner nanus graspea ine cnair
back convulsively; but 1 went on
steadily to the end.
"I am not, as you naturally sup
posed, a Chilean, but a native of North
America. My name is Stephens. 1
was in Valparaiso under most un
pleasant circumstances, seeking vainly
to escape from the country, anil
hounded by the secret police because
of my connection lately with a revo
lutionary movement along the Bolivian
frontier. The merits of that affaii
need not now be discussed, but I had
become involved in it through certain
business connections, and had at
tained Valparaiso after much hard
ship, seeking escape by sea. There I
discovered every avenue closed
against me. and was reduced to a des
perate plight. I was in hiding from
the governmental authorities when 1
risked almost certain discovery last
evening. A little later after you left
the hotel a man who I was led to be
lieve represented the Peruvian gov
ernment, approached me with a
strange proposition, which, however,
promised immediate release from my
dangerous predicament, and, likewise,
a suitable reward for the successful
performance of a certain service. I
am a sailor, and the particular duty
required of me was to be performed
upon the sea. I was asked to assume J
the position of a Peruvian naval cap- j
tain, incapacitated by suuuen illness,
in the surprise and capture of a Chil
ean war vessel, the steam yacht Es
meralda, then supposed to be lying at
anchor, poorly guarded, in the outer
harbor on the government docks. For
that purpose I was presented with a
Peruvian naval commission."
My glance wandered from the mo
tionless woman fronting me in such
white silence to Celeste, who had sunk
back upon the bed, her blue eyes
staring at me across the brass rail, ev
idently experiencing difficulty in trans
lating my rapid English speech.
"I had enjoyed but little opportunity
of examining the particular vessel we
were thus employed to capture, as I
dared not leave the hotel except after
1
nightfall," I continued, more slowly. 1
"Yet I knew her place of anchorage. J
and that she was a steam yacht of j
some 700 tons burden, schooner-rigged,
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a Robber, a Pirate!"
with lines premising great speed. Oth
erwise I relied entirely upon the
knowledge of the officers under me.
We boarded what I believed to be tlie
Esmeralda scon after midnight, over
came the small harbor watch with lit
tle difficulty, captured the engine
loom, and, by holding a gun at his
ear. persuaded the engineer to operate
his machinery in our service. Tlie
very audacity of the attempt brought
comparatively easy success. The main
cabin had been secured by my orders
when we first arrived aboard, aud 2
came below just now. after all danger f
seemed far as em. to learn if any
omcers were hidden away here. I had
examined all the other staterooms.
finding them empty, and at last
opened this door in my quest. Not
until I saw you did I in the slirfctest
realize that we were on board the
wrong vessel, nor that we were en
gaged in anything except an honorable
adenture of war."
That the hasty details of my story
both startled her ani improved her
with its truth, was evident enough, yet
her lips curled with contempt, and
her eyes remained unbelieving.
"How many men accompanied you?"
"A crew of 20. with tw officers."
"Peruvians. I presume?"'
"No. madam." reluctaircly, "hotch
potch dragged from the sevin seas."
Her expressive face darkened, her
finger3 clenching again nervously
about the chairbact.
"And you really expect me to be
lieve, that preposterous tale! she
burst forth, indignation shatring all
ordinary bounds of speecn. "You
must, indeed, think very highiy of my
intelligence- You ?hy, you; arc a
sea-robber, a pirate! "
My cheeks flushed at the harsh
words. I could feel the surge -tt blood,
yet I met her gaze quietly.
"E have told you the exact truth,
Lady Darlington, as 1 promised." I re
turned, seeking to speak calmliwith
out any real hope that you would be
lieve. Yet I want yen to try- It is
all bad enough as it stands, without
endeavoring to make it appear worse."
She leaned slightly forward clearly
impressed to some extent by tSe gravi
ty of my manner. ,
"Then prove it."
"How?"
"By steaming directly bacfe to Vrtf
para:?o aud delivering up this stolen,
vessel to its lawful owners."
If You Would
Don't Annoy People by Comparisons
That Are Humiliating.
When you start in to say plain
things to anybody be sure to use plain
words and not Idioms. Never use fig
ures of speech when rebuking others,
for in time your helpful rebuke may
be forgotten, but the tang of the
biting figure will never be forgotten,
and perhaps not forgiven. For ex
ample, you might want to tell a con
servative person he was not up to the
times In some particular matter, but
don't call him a fossil he would
never forget it. There Is a good deal
In a name. Never call a person a
crank crank's a figure of speech.
Simply say "You have an odd way of
looking at things." This will please,
as it suggests individuality, and not
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"That sounds simple enough, but
do you realize what our probable fate
would be?"
She disport her hanrts tightly, press
ing them against her breast.
"What do I care!" the contempt In
her voice grown bitter. "You have
done the evil, by your own confession;
now you should pay the price. You
rescued me once from insult, and T
hold the remembrance of that act in
your favor. Prove yourself worthy a
woman's respect by making amends
for this wrong. Take the Sea Queen
back now, before It is forever too late,
and all I can do. or that my husband
can accomplish, shall be done to save
you from punishment. Prove to me
that your words are not false."
I hesitated, doubt and suspicion
rendering me totally incapable oPclear
thinking before her insistent demand.
Her face grew whiter as she marked
my sitoncc.
"So you ycu lied, then!" the cruel
words faltered from between her lips
almost unconsciously.
"So, I spoke the truth." I answered,
gripping myself sternly, "but 1 ques
tion my power."
"Your power? Why. you just In
formed me you were in command."
I advanced a step forward, my man
ner respectful enough, yet she half
shrank back from my approach and
brought the protection of the chair be
tween 113.
"Perhaps I may never succeed in
making you clearly comprehend my
present position," I said, soberly, "yet
I intend to try, because, in truth, I
need your assistance as greatly as yoi
need mine. Twenty minutes ago,
Iidy Darlington, it was true I be
lieved myself to ho in absolute com
mand of this vessel. Xow I gravely
suspect whether I may not be a mero
puppet, helpless in the hands of oth
ers. As I have already endeavored to
explain, it was comparatively easy for
me to mibtakc this yacht for the Es
meralda. They are very much alike,
and I had enjoyed no opportunity for
closely observing either. But it is Im
possible for me to conceive how the
others of my party could have inno
cently made such an error. What
project they may have had In mind I
cannot even guess, but I believe now
the Sea Queen was deliberately cap
tured, and that I have been decoyed
into the leadcship of an act of piracy.
If so. then I am only one man pitted
against 20. What I may accomplish
I have at present no mans of know
ing. I Must see the others, endeavor
to discover their secret purpose, and
learn whether or not I possess any
fea, authorit . on Lwd rady 1.
do at ,eagl compcehend whaL
l u,can? , maj;u) k clear lQ
that I am irt a position s-arcely less
perilous than your own?"
With lips parted and hands clenched
over her heaving breast she stood
silent, apparently deeply aroused by i
my issrucst appeal, yet totally uaablo
In rrn!i full cnnftclenrn in. mo. Yet
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her vecy hesitancy was to rue an en-1
couragment. I
"You certainly have evry- reason to '
I
doubt me at present, madam.
urged, with increased confidence, "yet
I mean o prove myself urihy your j
j trust by deeds lather than words.
Will you consent to do as-1 wish, at
I least for the moment?" I
She did. not appear to Icrow what (
she had tetter do or say. her glance ,
wandering in uncertainty from my J
race to the questioning eyes of tho
maid. The latter leaned forard with .
some eagerness. I
"Surely it is bcs. to say mil, mad-
nmc; ze man has z look honorable,"
her hands gesticulating despair. "An"
cu-ze whol ship zei.t was nc-one else
to help us."'
"As you say. Celeste, there Is no
choice;" and Lady Darlington's gray
eyes again sought mine reluctantly.
"L sincerely desire a. repose complete
confidence in you to believe you
worthy. What is It you wish us
to do?"
"Merely to remain, where- you are.
beyond the observation of others, until
;'l can ascertain the exact truth of our
situation. So soon as I learn this. I
shalL return with the information. Will
you accede to this!"
She lowered her.
head 3lightly. In '
- ami still faclni: '
silent acquiescence;
them both... I backed out :t the room
m r , . -w f
and closed the doer.
ITO BE C9NTIX17ED.)
Have Friends
eccentricity or worse. Picturesque
language is only interesting when ap
plied to things. People don't like it
when applied personally. People don't
like to be placed in a comical and
spectacular light, and that's where
picturesque language is apt to place
them. Whatever a person's character
istics may be don't call him a mule.
or her a zany. The clearer the defini
tion the deeper the resentment. Better
not call people names, anyway it
only arouses a lot of feeling which is
slow to simmer down. Nothing an
noys a person more than to be called
some ridiculous name it doesn't
seem to set well. In other words, use
plain verbs, and cut out the nouns
and adjectives, and you will not make
many enemies. Newrk New.
RARE TYPE OF
m
Rev. Watson Dana Never Tipped
Hat to a Woman.
Archbold's Cousin Never Touches
Liquor, Tobacco, and Has Not
Seen a Theatrical Perform
ance, Though 70 Years Old.
Kansas City. Mc. Rev. Watsot
Dana, cousin of the late Charles A
Dana, the famous editor of the New
York Sun. and of John D. Archbold
'the Standard Oil multi-millionaire
who visited in this city at the homt
of his son. 1216 Tracy avenue recent
ly, although more than 70 years old
has never raised his hat to a woman
andjleclares he never will.
'1&) man has greater respect foi
womankind than I." said Rev. Mr
Dana, "but for a man to raise his hat
to her is an act of sacrilege. Th
Hible teaches us to uncover on enter
Ing tho temple of the most high, anc
this mark of respect I reserve for mj
God."
Mr. Dana has never touched liquor,
never chewed tobacco, smoked oi
gambled, has never told a lie and ha:
preached the Gospel for 50 years. Ht
has never entered a theater or seen i
theatrical performance, has nevei
traveled a mile on train or boat or
Sunday.
He has not an enemy In the world
and has never spoken unkindly of his
fellowmnn. He has the reputation ol
being the best loved man in Ohio
He has given away a fortune, but has j
never been involved in a lawsuit and j
has never had a fight.
Rev. "Watson Dana's great-grand
father was one of the party that first
settled lit Washington county, Ohio
in 1778. They founded the town ol
Newport, a city that is surrounded
with historical spots and famous
places.
He was born In 1SCG In the house,
his father built on Dana's run, with
in a stone's throw of the Dana mill,
whose crumbling stone walls served
for pictures for many a famous artist
His father was a minister and the
boy grew up in an atmosphere of re
Ilgion. Early in life he began preach
ing. As ho expresses It, his college
course was taken behind the counter
of a country store and his theological
course on horseback.
There was not a railroad in the
state in his boyhood and many a ride
of 30. 40 and 50 miles he has taken
on horseback that he might be able
fr ttaoIi fn fku fjfmore anil cof.
tiers in a little neighborhood, toe
poor to support a minister.
Time and again ho has been called
Rev. Watson Dana.
I;:to at night to rld tarouglx storm
aud cold tvn the bedside of soiue par
Is'iloner. He frequently walked mllea
to preach rather than profane th-e Sab
bath by takfng a convenient trafn. He
has never 2iad his life Insured! He
holds that life insurance Is a specie
of gambling; with life- and death as
stages.
At one tires he was -realthy; to-day
ho lias practically nothing. Therti are ,
many persons who owj him and who j
will never pay, knowing, he will not
bring suit fur recovery.
Uttfity In Sturtes.
President Schurmars questioning
of tiie utility of teaching modern-languages
In colleges is somewhat sur
prising. While It may he true, rx be
claims, that sot one Itv 500 outside of
teachers will nse them, this Is aot a
valid reason for discontinuing thorn as
studies. Such a test could bo made
to sweep tho-college curricula of near
ly every study now c-msidercd essen
tial! What Trould became of tho high
er mathematics if this test weoe ap
plied? Who uses cnlc sections of
trigonometry In his business? What
business man has atual recourse to
nhat he learned of chemistry tr mln
oraloey? The utilitarian test can be
applied toa rigidly to college studies
with the result of greatly nrrrowing '
tlie coiieg curricsium
t.. rri .
Tho cultural.
1 studies ought to nave a cnan re. ncr
ncapolls Journal.
Love Will Find a Vay.
Oberlin was the first coeducational ,
college in this country. In the early '
days they had a rule that in case j
there were but one man ana one wom
and in a room, at least one chair
' should bo between them. One even
ing an Instructor, passing one of the
small sitting rooms, was horrified at 1
beholding a young man and a young I
woman occupying tho same chair.
"Sir," he demanded of the man stud-!
dent, "what is the meaning of this ,
outrageous uenavior; vq you not
know tho rules of the college?"
"Why er don't they sr.y that if a
man and a girl sit alone in a room
they shall have one chair between
them?" Everybody's.
Not the Worst.
"I must confess that 1 don't sleep
veil while traveling by train." said
!r Chugglns. "I had a terrible dream
1st night"
"I understand the7 had some trou
pe on the road."
"Yes. I dreamed my motor car ran
iver an embankment, smashed the en
.ne and tore the transmission out by
.te roots. You can't imagine how r
.;ved I felt when I awoke and found
.t was only a railway collision."
I 1
I . W A . !k.V. V I .Ml UTS' I iCVBitT
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Mil xplt4d Theory.
"Do you believe thore Is anything
In mental suggestion?"
"Not a thing."
"Don't you think it Is possible ir
one person keeps his mind steadily
fixed on a certain thing which he
wishes another to do that the other
will ue influenced so that he will
eventually do it?"
"No, 1 don't believe In the theory
at all. I've been wishing for a week
that you'd pay me what you owe me
without making it necessary for me
to ask you for. iL" Sunday Magazine
of the Cleveland Leader.
Sometimes a man is as badly fright
ened by an imaginary snake as a
woman Is by a real mouse.
Let none or you treat his brother in
a way he himself would dislike to be
treated. Mohammedan.
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