The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, January 26, 1910, Image 3
a OMAHA PEOPLE GREATLY EXCITED LAST VOYAGE OF TJ TH1 tSg-'-'-'-!-'---' r ; IV HARD FIGHT Then the insurgents In the house took the bit in their teeth and ran away with "t'nclo Joe" Cannon's vehicle that might have been convenient in case there was any desire to haul a load of whitewash Into the affair. The power of appointing the house committee was taken out or Speaker Cannon's pow er, and Mr. Balllnger recognized at once that there was grave danger that men friendly to his interests would not be members of the committee. Therefore Mr. Ballinger prepared to fight. If he is a friend of the "Inter ests." as has been charged by Glavls and others. Mr. "Balllnger Is sure to have the support of the Guggenheims and the people with whom they asso date In business. Likewise. Judging from the report of Attorney General Wlckershara on the Glavis charges. Mr. Balllnger can expect aid from the administration. Arrayed against him are what may be termed the Roosevelt forces. There Is no gainsaying the fact that Pinchot's great strength lies In the fact that he Is a friend and protege of Col. Roosevelt It la not because Pinchot was a good forester and did the v.ork well because of his love for it and a desire to conserve the natural resources of the nation for the people that he Is danger oub to Balllnger. The fickle public has a way of forgetting a man's great serv ices to his nation, but once let the people learn to love and trust a man tis they do Roosevelt and they will support him and his followers to the limit. It Is for this reason that all of the Roosevelt followers in the country will do everything they can to help Pinchot In his fight against Mr. Ballinger. Mr. Ballinger is a native of Iowa and is 52 years old. He is a great law yer and the author of several lepa! works He was mayor of Seattle, and was appointed commissioner of the general land office in 1907. "MATCH KING" IN POLITICS Ohio ilhrU! I trust." and V . , platform ing pat f f i -wc-v v I X .f 4 3 railroads. M1' A l'i I The "match king" is nursing a grudge of 20 I I s ' ' 1 . claimed he didn't owe. he cannot be classed as a "tightwad." When a committee from St. Paul's Episcopal church came to him for a possible $3,000 donation for their new church In 190C. he surprised them completely by giving them a $400,000 subscription with which "the best church in America" was built Mr. Barber, in his travels in Paris, has admired the church of the Made line. He promised to duplicate it for Akron, the town in which he had ris en from poverty to many millions, and he did. Senator Hick in Ins spin dies against Barber has raised the issue that the "match king" is not a citizen "Who's Who in America." says Mr. Bar her was born in Miildlctmry. O.. April 20. IS II. and when 13 years old began work in bis father's match factory at Akron. O He worked up rapidly and Veeanie a partner in 1M.l It was in 1SS1 that he arranged a combination of -match manufacturers, and formed the Diamond .Match Compan. of which he became vice pmsiib.nt Seven jear.s later he was made president, and since then has benn known as the "ilnttch king." SPAIN'S MINISTER RECALLED t 7v y , ' H U- UJZVJ8& 't y- s6i are given. Anyway, me marquis ,is ujivuuuu. raid the report, and withdrew sonewhat ruffled. Some of the diplomats say iie threatened to request hi.s home government to remember the incident when the minister uf this government attends the court receptions of Alfonso. The marquis denies the story and declares: "About a month and a half .ago." he said, 'lay government asked me If I would go to Lisbon and take up n number of important matters between Spain and Portugal. I replied that I prel erred to remain as minister to the United States. While I would be glad to gv "it my government required it. I informed the king. I had been happy here and every relation -with this government was most pleasant." WAR OVER HALLEY3S COMET iff W1 declares. Sight of It will first be obtained through the most powerful tele scopes w hen it Is a star of the eleventh magnitude. Twenty-seven years later It will become visible to the naked eye and three years later it will be a star of the first magnitude. In two years .and three months more It will be as close as Jupiter Is and the brightest star In the sky. Forty-five days later those still alive will wit ness the beginning of the end of the earth, for the dead world will draw this earth after it as it plunges into the sun. Had Nothing on Noah. Noah was Inspecting the animals as they trooped Into the ark. "f don't claim to . be a f aunal nat uralist." he sala. "but I'm making T. Rs Smithsonian Institution collection look sl:k." In tIu? tlmf, moreover, he sailed away with the greatest aggregation of living "wi.d animals ever seen in cap tivity.. knew Human Nature. "To! what do you attribute the popu larity of your work?" we -asked of the comic supplement" artist. " , yTo the streak .of. human nature that -causes people-" to grin when the ' other 'fellow., gets it In -the neck," he replied." FOR BALLINGER Richard Achilles Ballinger. secretary of the in terior, has prepared to put up the 'greatest fight of his career. When Gilford Pinchot threw cdown the gauntlet and forced "President Taft to oust him as forester he did not make things easier for Mr. Ballinger. With Pinchot In office Balllnger felt tba: he could dp less harm than if he wrs free to express his opinions openly as ho is now out of the government's employ. Consequently Mr. Balllnger xecognized at once that his fight with Pinchot became all the harder when Pinchot wrote' the letter to Senator Dolliver that brought about his discharge. Pinchot is now placed in the position of prosecuting witness against Balllnger. and when he goes on the stand before the congressional Investigating committee he will not he merely a government "witness. Columbus Barber, head of the "match the most prominent citizen of Akron, -...... -... Inc. rHrtlr U., is out I or revenge upuu aeuuiui umivs iy4v Lie has challenged that statesman to give a public explanation of what he means by "stand- on certain uum atucumco v.i mv. .. j'earh standing uguiubi .ijcu. u.v-n. us uum.- .... ditor, sued him. as manufacturer, for $100,000 back taxes and the match king had to transfer the resl dence of his Ohio person to Illinois to fight the suit. The "match king" was chased from his na tive city. But although Mr- Barber was very much averse to civing up the $100,000 for back taxes which he 1 be marquis de Villalobar. Spanish minister to Washington, has been transferred to Lisbon." This brief dispatch sent by the Associated Press from Madrid caused a 'stir In diplomatic and state dt partment circles, coming, as it did. on the heels of a stoiy that the marqv.ls had considered him Mir Bruited bv President Taft. The marquis Js said to have taken exception to the new rule which separates the ministers from the ambassadors and to have felt such annoyance that he has reported to Madrid. The president, with members of his cabinet, re reived the ambassadors behind an inclosure roped off from the passageway in which were the mln inters. The mnrouls desired to pass back of the inclosure and different versions of what occurred Prof. Pereivai Lowell, who watches the stars from Lowell observatory. Flagstaff. Ariz., has started an astronomical controversy that bids fair to put theCook-Peary bitterness in the candy class. Prof. Lowell smiled when It was suggested to him that Halley's comet, now the big thing in the skies, might wreck the earth. "Halley's comet will In all human probability not affect the earth In this way." Prof. Lowell replied. Then he proceeded to elucidate his now con troerted theory of the earth's finish In the melt ing pot of the sun. Floating around somewhere in the ether Is a dead, cold, ley star which is rush ing loward the earth. Prof. Lowell theorizes. It may take millions of years to get here, the uni verse is so vast, but it Is on Its way. Prof. Lowell Beating Mrs. Lot. "It was not so very wonderful that when Lot's wife looked back she turned Into a pillar of salL" "Not a very wonderful thing to have happened In the age of miracles per haps, but nothing so wonderful hap pens In these prosaic days." "Oh. 1 don't know; we were going out Main street last evening and when my chauffeur looked back he turned into a telegraph pole. Didn't Pay. "So you think' advertising pays?" "Nope; I advertised for a wife once." "And failed to get one?" "Nope, got one." SYNOPSIS. I JUgJ-l j -IIl Tlif story opens with the Introduction of John Stephens. alvnturvr. a Maswa--iniM-tts man maroonw! l(y authorities at Valparaiso. C'Jiile. Bring interested In mining operations in Bolivia, lie was de nnunred by Chile as an Insurrectionist and as a conscience w:is hfding. At his hotel his attention was attracted by an Knghsbirian and a young woman. Stephens rescued the ynun woman from :i drunken olficer. He was thanked by her. Admiral or the Permian navy con frorted .Stephens, told him that war had been declared between Chile and Peru anil offered him the office of captain. He desired that that night the KsmeValda. a Chilean -vessel, .should be captured. Stephens accepted the commission. Stephens met u motley crew, to which he was assigned. He gave them final In structions. They boarded the essel. CHAPTER V. Continued. "There is certainly no watchman aft." I announced, softly, "unless he be found upon the other side of the cabin. Hatten down the companionway while I examine the deck. Two of you men come with me." We dropped over the low rail to gether, moving silently in our stock-ing-feeL The roof of the cabin, form ing the quarter deck, extended clear to the rail. We groped over this shad owed space as though exploring a cave, encountering nothing except a few camp stools, although my lingers discovered a goodly sized boat swing ing from davits across the stern. From the opposite side we could peer for ward toward the dim light streaming from out the haich. the deck being thus fairly revealed as far as the fun nel. Beyond all remained black and impenetrable. A man sat upon a bench against the side of the galley, a dull red showing from his pipe bowl. His earliest knowledge of our presence was when the two men closed on his windpipe, and I pressed a revolver muzzle against his cheek. "Not a sound. Jack." I muttered sternly in Spanish, "or else your life pays for iL" The pipe fell with a click to the deck, the fellow's eyes staring up at us. his opened mouth showing oddly amid a surrounding gray beard. A moment later, securely gagged and bound, we rolled his body close in against the rail. "I thought I heard a bit of a blow and a ye.lp on the fo'castle just now, sir." said one of the men. pointing eagerly forward. I stood still, intent ly listening, staring into the gloom. "Quiet enough there at present. Probrbly Mr. Tuttle has been attend ing to the for'ard watch. Come on. lads, and we'll join forces with him." ISeyontl all doubt the main deck was clear as far as the bridge, and. provid ing Tuttlf's crew had attended to tluir share of tho work, as far as the fo'castle head as well. We advanced cautiously, keeping close within the denser shade along the weather rail, pausing a moment to peer over the edge tif the open hatchway into the illuminated space below. Two Ka naka?, naked to the waist, their slim, brown bodies glistening, each grasp ing the handle of a coal scoop, were backed tip against a bulkhead con versing, while on a low stool, tipped back to a comfortable angle, his feet 0:1 the rounded crosspiece. a pipe In his mouth, his hands buried deep in his pockets, sat a white man. with red face and long, sandy mustaches. His brown overalls and pink under shirt told nothing distinctive, but the uniform cap. pushed well back on his brirling stock of hair, proclaimed him the vessel's engineer. As I drew back from this swift survey. Mr. Tuttle suddenly rounded the end of the chart house, and. wih whispered word of inquiry to one of the men, advanced to meet me. "Well." I sai.'l as soon as certain of his identity, "the after-deck is ours without a blow; what 'have you dis covered forward?" "Two men were posted on the fo' castle. sir," he returned, the disagree able nasal tone apparent even in his subdued voice. "We got them both, but Mason was pricked with a knife during the scuffle." "Did you close the fo'castle?" I questioned briefly. "All fast. sir. but I doubt if any of the crew are below." "'Well, there are some aown in the engine room, and the fellow in charge looks as if he might fight on occasion. Take half a dozen men with you. and jump below. The Kanakas won't make any serious trouble, but you had bet ter clap a gun to the engineer." I watched tliem as they swarmed like rats over the hatch-combing and dropped down into the light. There was a scurrying of bodies, a sharp ex change of blows, a yelp of alarm from the startled Kanakas, a stout volley of English oaths, and, when the tangle partially cleared away, the engineer was lying fiat on his back, the knee of the big singer at Rodrigues' at his chest, and Tuttle holding a blue-barreled revolver at his ear. I never be held an angrier man, but he was hel less as a baby. Assured of the future of the engine room, I mounted the steps and took a hasty survey of both bridge and wheelhouse. They were unoccupied the vessel was entirely in cur possession. CHAPTER VI. In Which We Attain the Open Sea. Our adventure had been' successful ly accomplished through its first step; now it remained to get safely out to sea. As I turned to retrace my steps to the deck I encountered De Nova coming up. . . "Pretty lucky, job. monsieur." he "You Damned Bloody Pirate!" said, jovially. "It was w'at you call ze picnic, I bet. Zc companion was I lock', an' ze guard posted. W'at more now for me?" "Relieve Mr. Tuttle In the engine room. Keep three men below there with you. and arm them as guards. Make the Kanakas do the firing, and hold the engineer to it with a gun at his head. You know enough about a stoke-hole to tell whether things are going right, don't you?" He nodded, and I could see the gleam of his white teeth. "Then get your steam up, hut don't let those fellows fire so as to drive any flame out of the stack, and watch that Johnny Hull to that he can't put any kinks in the machinery. Don't take your eyes off him. Do you under stand the signals?" "Ay, ay. monsieur." "Then stand by. We'll tow oat at once with the boats, but I want you ready for business the very moment we cast off the lines. Send all the rest of the men on deck and ask Mr. Tul tie to report to me here imme diately." I was not kept waiting. Two men came stumbling up the companionway together. I peered at them, uncertain of their identity in the gloom. "Is that you. Mr. Tuttle?" "Yes. sir. This is Johnson, one of the wheelsmen; thought you would likely need him, so I brought him along." "Very good. Johnson, go on up into the wheelhouse and see that all is clear. I'll give you directions later. Mr. Tuttle, we'll tow out until we get the sweep of the sea fairly under our fore fooL Get the lines out to the boats at once, with fuil crew at the oars. You are to take command, and I shall have to trust you for the course, as we can't risk signaling. I presume you are acquainted with the harbor HghLs?" "Been In here eight times in ten years without a pilot" "Then you ought to know the course, but take no chances; feel your way, only keep the ropes taut. Have you any man fit to take charge of the second boat? I need De Nova below." "The boatswain, sir; that big fellow with the scar." "What's his name?" "Bill Anderson." "All right; put him In the cutter. Leave me three men on deck, and post the best one of the lot at the stern line ready to cast off. As soon as you get the ropes out I'll slip the anchor chain, and leave the flukes in the mud. Work lively now; we must be well out at sea before daylight." He stood leaning against the rail, peering out over the water, his hands shading his eyes. "Have you spotted any guardboats. with your glasses?" he questioned, un easily. "Only that one yonder; see, the yel low light just rounding the stem of that big brig. There was a steam-launch out there to the west about. 20 minutes ago. but it seems to have disap peared." "Swallowed up in the fog likely," he admitted, snuffing the air like a pointer dog. "We'll find it banked pretty heavy outside, or I'm a lubber. Well, so much the better for our job. AH right, Mr Stephens, I'm off. and we'll have you in tow in a jiffy. I'll put the nigger at the stern line; he's the best all-round hand on beard." However 1 may have disliked and distrusted the whaleman, he certainly proved himself an able seaman and a smart officer. He comprehended every detail of his work, and held his men to it finely. Within 20 minutes we were in motion, moving slowly, yet steadily, toward the black vacancy outlined by the harbor lights . on either hand. There was no disturbing sound to be He Yelled, Glaring at Me Savagely. tray progress, the yacht's sharp cut water cleaving its passage through the liquid with the merest faint, ripple, scarcely leaving a gleam of white foam behind, the oars dipping silently, the two lines held taut to the strain. Ex ultant, I climbed once again to tho bridge, gave a few directions to the observant Johnson standing motion less at the wheel, and leaned anxious ly over the rail, studying tho water front through leveled glasses. It was a barren, deserted waste, ex cept for a deeply laden schooner beat ing slowly up along the north shore under closely reefed topsails, and the gleaming lights of a large steamer just beginning to emerge faintly through the curtain of fog a trifle to the left of our course. The towing boats appeared as two insignificant blots on the surface, but that they were making excellent progress was proved by the way we were steadily drawing up toward the outer lights, already shining round and yellow through the increasing haze. How dark, silent, uncanny the gloom-enshrouded yacht appeared as 1 leaned over the tarpaulin-protected rail and gazed down on the deserted decks, no movement, no gleam of light anywhere visible. The two masts, for the vessel was schooner-rigged, rose ra kishly and with noble sweep into the sky, yet I could trace little of the cordage against the expan.se of cloud. They appeared skeleton-like reeds to be broken by a gust of wind. A slight fringe of white water alone marked our progress, while a misty vapor of escaping steam bpoke of the chained engine and hissing boilers below. As I rested thus, the watchful Johnson grasping the spokes behind me, the momentous events of the past few hours swept through my mind like fragments of a strange, disconnected dream my seemingly hopeless plight in Valparaiso; my controversy with Lieut. Sanchez; my brief meeting with the Englishman; the friendly eyes of Doris; the throb of sudden in terest aroused by her presence and as quickly lost again; the sudden swinging of the pendulum of Fate; the approach of De Castillo bringing unex pected opportunity for action and es cape, and those later events which had so rapidly followed. I struck my hand hard against the iron rail to assure myself I was awake, and to arouse my dormant faculties to action. "Hold her steady as she is, Johnson," rfuuJvr'JuuuaJTJ Strange Yet Extraordinary Happening Vouched For by Truthful Sailor. "Happy families!" said the sailor. "There ain't no man Hvin ever seen the happy family 1 once saw seed, rather. "It was at La Barte, the port o Bayonne. where the bayonets come from. I was strollln' acrost one o them there salt medders full o' small white snails, when all of a sudden I gasped and cast anchor. "A cow on a hilltop was bein milked simultaneously by a pig. a suake and a dog. "I watched that milkln several min utes. The cow enjoyed It cows alius do. you know and the happy family milked, away ravenously. "Miss Snake got oneasy first She let go her .holt, and droppln to the grass, slid off. "Then Mr. Pig got enough and trot &jpjjM"gyjf"iLAAyf yyjfc y iy."t.47fa fcWfjfeyM iwySHSNiJi wg'-E I said, my voice tremulous from sud den awakening. "I'm going down to. recall the boats." "Steady as she Is, sir." In the engine room. '.two seamen, each grasping a gun, leaned negligent ly against a bulkhead, while De Nova bare-headed, his little black mustache clearly outlined against the olive oi his cheek, occupied the stool betweerf them. The Kanaka firemen were out of sight, but the red-faced engineei was" on his knees tinkering over a refractory bolt with a monkey-wrench "Everything working all. right. Mr De Nova?" I questioned, quietly. . The eyes, of the four men instantly' turned toward me,. the engineer straightening up. monkey-wrench In hand. . . . "No troubles here, monsieur," and the mate rose to his feet, his white teeth showing. "Were are we now?" "Just off the point, with the light house dropping astern, and.thei swell of the ocean under oun forefoot. I am going tq call in the boats: Have you plenty of coal?" "Bunkers all full, monsieur.' "Hqw is your steam?" He stepped over to the gauge; peer ing at It across the burly shoulder pi the engineer, who still stood' staring at me. "Pretty near up to zc danger mark, monsieur." "Then stand by for signals." The engineer came to life as though' treated to an electric shock, his fist, still grasping the monkey-wrench suddenly extended, his red face pur pling with passion. "You damned, bloody plratej" h yelled, glaring at me savegly. "It's hung the whole lot of you will be foi this bloody night's work. No, I won't keep still, you moon-faced mulatto. I'm a free-born Briton, an 111 smash in the heads of some of you yet. an L'U live to see the rest hung in chains for the bloody pirates you are. Just wail till you're caught, an then you won't be grlnnln that way at an honest man. Oh. you'll git it all right, my fine lads. There'll be hell to pay for this job, let me tell you! It's on nothin you'll be dancin' then, you murderin spawn o" hell!" De Nova pressed the barrel of a re volver into the man's neck, with a stern threat and an unpleasant gleam ing of white teeth. The sailors re mained leaning on their guns, grinning as if in enjoyment of the play. "Never min w'at he say. .sir," and the mate glanced up toward me. as if in apology. 'He bust out zat way ever' fiv minutes since we be down here. We have club him, two, t'refr time, hut he stick hero just ze same, an run ze engine. Oui. oui. it just ze way wiz ze bull-headed Englisher." "I see," I acknowledged., drawing, back, "only watch that he doesn't kink the machinery." 1 was not in the least surprised at discovering one of his nationality in charge of the vessel's engine room, nor was I sorry. He would feel little real interest in the affair, after he once clearly comprehended the situa tion, while a native Chilean might be impelled by a spirit of patriotism to cause us serious trouble. Englishmen were very frequently met with in for eign engine rooms; this fellow had probably been picked up because of better qualifications than any native applicant: or. indeed, he might have been a member of the original crew of the yacht before it was disposed of to the government. I would have a ' talk with him later; meanwhile he was certainly in good hands; and I ' had enough else to attend to. The 1 tow-ropes came in hand over hand, and were coiled dripping on the fore castle deck. At the end of them the two boats emerged from out the fog, and the men tumbled in silently over the rail. I watched from the vantage of the bridge, as the whole crew tailed onto the falls, distinguishing Tuttle's nasal tones above the Incessant shuf fling of feet. "Nor'west by nor', Johnson now hold her steady, my lad." I pulled the signal cord, dimly dis tinguishing the faint responsive tinkle of the bell far beneath. Like a hound suddenly released for the chase, the steamer sprang forward Into the fog wreaths and buried her sharp nose in the sea. (TO BE CONTINUED.) " . -. J.. Happy Family ted away with a satisfied grunt. Last to go was the dog. "I've saw queer sights all over the world." the sailor concluded, "but the queerest of 'em all was that there happy family takin its milk" at La Barre." The druggist laughed coldly. "It wasn't milk." he said, "that you'd been taking at the har, I'll wager." English Money Coined in Canada. English gold sovereigns were coined on the North American continent for 'he first time in 190S. when a limited number of these pieces were struck at the newly-opened Canadian mint at Ottawa. Permission to. strike these coins, it .is. said, was given by the British authorities as a special privil ege to mark the beginning, of opera tions and extended only up to De cember 31, 1908, after which the -mint was -to confine itself, to making silver and bronze -coins. THE GREAT COOPER AS HE It CALLED HAS STIRRED UP THAT CITY TO A REMARKABLE DEGREE. . Omaha, Nebraska, January 26. Thi city is at present in the midst of an excitement beyond anything that it has experienced in recent years. Old and young, rich and poor, all seem to have. become beside them selves over an individual who was a stranger to Omaha up to two weeks ago. The man who has created all this turmoil is L. T. Cooper, President of the Cooper Medicine Co., of Dayton, 'Ohio, who is at present introducing his preparations in this city for tho first time. Cooper is a man about thirty years of age and has acquired a fortune within the past two years by the sale of somo preparations of which he is the owner. Reports from eastern cities that pro ceeded the young man here were of the most startling nature, many of the leading dallies going so far as to 'state that he had nightly cured in public places rheumatism of years standing with one of his preparations. The phys'icians of the East contradict ed this statement, claiming the thins to be impossible. but the facts seemed to bear out the statement that Cooper actually did so. In consequence people flocked to him by .thousands and his. prepara tions sold like wildfire. Many of these stories were regard ed as uctltlous in Omaha and until Cooper actually reached this city little attention was paid to them. Hardly had the young man arrived, however, when-he began giving demonstrations, as he. calls them, in public, and daily met people afflicted with rheumatism, and with a single application of one of his preparations actually made them walk without the aid .of either canes or--crutches. In addition to this work Cooper ad vanced the theory that stomach trbu?. ble is the foundation of nine out of .ten diseases and claimed to have a preparation that would restore the stomach to working .order and thus get .rid of such troubles as catarrh-and affections of the kidneys -and liver,, in ' about two weeks' time. I This, statement seems to have been borne 'out by the remarkable results obtained through the use of his prep aration, and now all Omaha is ap parently ir ad over the young man. How long the tremendous Interest in Cooper will last Is hard to estimate. At present there seems to 'be no sign of a let-up. Reputable physicians claim it to be a fad that .will die out as soon as'Cooper leaves. In justice to him. however, it; must .be said that he seems to have accom plished a great deal for the sick of this city with his preparations AND TOMMY GOTBIFFi . s fc Tommy I say, sis, Mr. Gotsplbsh wanted to know whafyou had in your, stocking this morning. Sis. Indeed; and what did you say? Tommy I said the usual things,' you know. TO CURE RHEUMATISM . . Prescription that Cured Hundreds -Since Published Here. "One ounce syrup or Sarsaparilla compound; one ounce Tom; com pound; Add these to a half pint of good whiskey: Take a tablespoonful be fore each meal and at bed time; Shake the bottle well' each time."- . Any druggist has these ingredients In stock or will quickly get them from, bis wholesale house. Good results are felt from this treatment after the first few doses but it should be continued until cured. This also acts as a system, builder, eventually restoring strength and vitality. A Modest Doctor. While on his vacation, a city .doctor attended the Sunday morning, service at a little country church. When the congregation was dismissed several of the members shook, hands with him. and one. wishing to learn if 'he were a Methodist inquired: "Are you a professor, brother?". "Oh. no, indeed." answered . the physician, modestly; "just an ordinary doctor." Lippincdtt's. Awful. Thought- "When I leave here I shall-have .to depend on my brains for a living." "Don't take such a pessimistic view of things." Cornell Widow. PILKS CCREO XJf TO 1 DATS. PAZO QIVTMBNTi-iK-jaraTitecl to enrr anr eaa r llehin. mind. BlrriiK or ITnirudlBtfi'ilea i ttoMUlorBune reliiBCed UK- The only reason e care to be a. millionaire is for tin purpose of. indue- . ing bill collectors to cut our acquaint ance. . - Dr. PI area's P!M!iBt PelTetn runila and Invff. Mate .:kmac!u Uxor and tm-trln. Sugar-coated, Uny. granules, easy W take. Im nut gripe. A poor excuse Is better than none If It works DEFIMCE STMGH nererMtela to ti Irutk r