MbMbBbbbbbbbbbBbbMI 1 "V """ ttGHI OF THE ROD. " ..V. J Ueed In OrtangOfcenVlt Came Haftdy In; Mattering Land. .The origin of the rod, pole or perch a, lineal and superficial measure has beea traced to' the 'rod, pole or goad . used, to urge and direct a team of ozeu palling & plow. So It came .about it was nsed as a .convenient and bandy land measure in feudal times by tha lard in. allotting plots of land for. ag ricattaral purposes to the villeins and others: One rod wide and forty long bunt up a euarter of an acre. The furious, or fear poles wide and Mime depth L c forty poles, one acre-was a convenient length .for a furrow before turning the plow, lot couwe these lengths some what varied in different parts of the ceutry where soils and agriculture Tailed,' but gradually the slight varia tions grew.letts, and finally the present accepted statutory acre was -evolved. Ganter's chain of sixty-six feet (ten aquar. chains to the acre) was invent cd by,?the Rev. Edmund Gunter (1581 1G6). Be-was a professor of estrone y at Gresbam college, London, an igeniqmsly adapted it to facilitate dec imal calculations in land measure meats. The use of the rod in superfl dal measurements of brick work and lineally in hedges, ditches and fences followed as a convenient existing ' measure. Builders' Journal. A CAUTIOUS SCOT. The 'Elder's Search For a Strictly Or thodox Minister. Scotch elder who did not believe that bis own minister held strictly orthodox views wished to have his babe baptized, but would not risk its spiritual welfare by having him per form" the rite in any heterodox man ner. $& he walked to another town only to find the minister he sought was away fishing. The next one he was directed to had gone bunting. Filled with (indignation, he said to his com panlon: "We'll gang to Maister Erskine. That godly man will no be fishing oz hunting." So he found the house, but as he ap proached it be heard the sound of music.-- When the servant lassie opened the door he remarked to her: "Ye have company tbe night. I bear the fiddle going." "NaV na," she answered, blushing. "Robin could na play like you, but the minister aye fiddles a bit afore he goes to bed." The good man went away without making his errand known. So minis ter who played the fiddle could baptize his bairn, so he went back to his own. who neither fished, hunted nor played forbidden music, and let him name the child. London Spectator. . . Made Certain of It. through train on the Rock Island stopped a few moments at the Eugle wood station one day. A passenger got off to walk around a little. As the train began to move again the passen ger jumped aboard, but just then be discovered that he. bad but one over shoe Thinking that be dropped tbe other somewhere on the platform and at the train was going too fast for him to jump off and recover it. he pulled of? theTemaining shoe and threw It on the platform, exclaiming. "There that makes -.a good pair of overshoes for somebody." Entering the car, he pro ceeded to bis seat. There, to his great astonishment, was his overshoe. A look of intense disgust came upon hie face, but he did not hesitate. Quickly picking up tbe lone arctic, he hurried to tbe platform, threw the shoe as fat aa be could back toward tbe other one and shouted, "By jlmlny, there Is a pair of overshoes for somebody!" Ar gonaut Sleeping In Church. -Charles." said old Mrs. Spreckles to her husband, "I'm so ashamed of the Way you go to sleep in church Sunday after Sunday that 1 don't know wbat to do. I can't hardly hold my head up aadJopk the people in the face after tke:Brvices. Ton are such a devout sMb.ob week days that I don't see why yon show so much disrespect for sa cred thlngs.on tbe Sabbath." There's no disrespect intended," an swered Mr. Spreckles. "1 am like the little boy next door. All week he looks forward eagerly to the Sunday ant ride his uncle gives him. It is the crowning event of the week to him. Yet he goes to sleep invariably before be has ridden a mile, and he I't wake up until it is all over. Willie goes to sleep is no sign that the ride is not doing him any good,-is it?" Newark Jiews. The Judges' Ride. 'Customs change slowly with tbe law yers, but tbe procession through tbe streets at tbe reopening of tbe law courts was not always tbe casual af fair It now is. Until tbe middle of the sixteenth century the "judges' ride" to Westminster hall was quite an impos ing' spectacle, all tbe legal dignitaries being mounted on mules, like bishops and abbots on a pilgrimage. Mules presently gave place to horses, which In turn were abandoned for coaches. Tbe last procession on horseback took place In tbevtime of Charles 11. and was then regarded as an Interesting revival. It was not greatly appreciat ed, however, by tbe judges themselves. who found their efforts to remain in the saddle far from conducive to a dignified appearance, and before the Journey's end one of their number. Lord Twisdon. bad tbe misfortune to be thrown in the mud. Westminster Gazette. Drinking and Smoking In Korea. The Koreans are Inveterate smokers green tobacco, wblch they use lu with tiny bowls and stems two or three feet long. They stick their pipes down the back of tbe neckwhen et Being them. There is a deal of drinking, too. though they nave many proverbs against lt-Heavn and earth are too assail for a drunBen man." "White whisky makes a red face." "There hi m bottom to toe appetite for anna.' An Example. v . J wfc? cmlenl smfler Tear mother wfll .how yon. my - tune i tell her 1 can't momrj ste wantnT " ALASKA. A I mmA ml Amazing DisUneea. Alaska on -some" near tomorrow ia expected by an official of the TJalted States. geograpnlcal surrey to have a half million increase in populatlooN The metal and coal mining inaaetrles should each, support at least lOfeQOQ, and if a third of -the laid classed aa arable is now available forearming it will furnish 3X000 hotueeteade, 'sup porting over 1UU0U0. ' The' tourbt who travels to Glacier Bay. the capital of Juneau, and the picturesque Sitka must not suppose he has seen Alaska. He could skirt another 5,000 miles of coast line to Cordova, Valdes and Seward, and then, writes a correspond ent of the San Francisco Chronicle. if he would see Alaska his journey Is only Weil LTC&UU. Obr the gold fields of Fairbanks would be 400 miles to the nortu, ana those of Nome would be as distant as New York is from Chicago. " It would be a still greater distance, to the seal rookeries of the Pribllof islands and the great tundras of the north, with their herds of wild rein deer and their lonely Eskimo Igloos. while to reach the westernmost Aleu tian Island would require a journey half as long as that from New York to Seattle. Should tbe tourist retrace his steps to Skagway, cross the White pass and follow the mighty Yukon for 2,000 miles to Bering sea his knowledge of Alaska, while much enlarged, would still be incomplete. A DREAM STORY. The Jeweled Ring a Woman Saw Twice In Her Sleep. In November, 1893, I awoke one morning fully impressed with tbe idea that I was receiving as a gift an un usually large gypsy, ring set with a sin gle sapphire with a brilliant on each side. Tbe dream was a pleasant one to the female mind, and I soon fell asleep again, but only to awake with a still stronger impression that the jewel was actually in my hands. So curious were my sensations that on my maid entering my room at 8 o'clock 1 told her of the two dreams, most minutely describing- tbe ring, and I also asked my husband to bear witness to the statement should anything follow to confirm the dream. Two hours later the postman arrived.' and so great were my excitement and astonishment at seeing a small, neatly done up packet (evidently a ring case) that I dared scarcely open it and decid ed to ask my maid to do so. Before breaking tbe seal 1 asked her to repeat the description of tbe ring that I had previously given her, and then tbe lit tle packet was opened, and tbe joyful exclamation followed, "Why. my lady, here It is!" The ring was sent to me by a friend in memory of his wife, who bad died some months before, but I had absolutely no Idea that I should be the- recipient of any souvenir of her, nor did I ever see her wearing the ring In question. London Spectator. Needed the Knife. Speaking of table etiquette. General E. Burd Grubb told a story about a man who was justified in eating pie with a knife. Smith was standing in a hotel lobby one day, according to the general, talking to Jones, when the conversation turned to a dinner that had beeu given at tbe borne of a mu tual acquaintance named Brown. "You should have seen Barton," re marked Jones, referring to one of the guests. "1 thought be bad better ta ble manners. When his pie was served he actually ate It with his knife." "I don't blame him for that," was the startling reply of Smith. "You don't blame him?' repeated Jones in amazement "No." smilingly joined Smith. "I have eaten pic at Brown's myself, and It is a wonder to me that Barton didn't take an ax." Philadelphia Telegraph. The Woman With the Transfer. With a transfer ticket punched to expire at 12 o'clock an elderly woman got on a car. "I can't take this, lady," said tbe conductor. "You see. it's marked for 12. but now it's ten minutes of 2. The ticket's been dead for nearly two hours." "Well," was the woman's reply, "I took tbe first car I could get after leaving tbe bank. I bad to wait to have my interest figured up." "If it took 'em two hours to figure the interest on my money I wouldn't argue about a transfer. I'd pay my fare or ride in an auto." said the con ductor. The woman made no retort, but fished a nickel out of her hand bag and gave it to the conductor. New York Press. The Thunder Sounding Smoke. The Victoria falls, the untive name for which is Mosi-oa-Tounya. or tbe Thunder Sounding Smoke, have right ly been called tbe most beautiful gem in the whole of the earth's scenery. No pen picture or photograph can give the faintest idea of the marvelous gran deur and beauty of tbe scene. The majesty and mystery of tbe gigantic gorges, tbe foaming torrents, the won derful atmospheric effects all come upon one with a force and power as though nothing bad ever before been read or. beard in connection with them. The falls by moonlight are a truly fascinating spectacle. The roar ing clouds of spray, tbe somber rain forest, tbe stream of tbe Zambezi shimmering far above tbe trembling earth, the lunar rainbow, combine to make an inimitable picture. Where the Zambezi takes its mighty plunge of a sheer 400 feet tbe river Is over a mile wide. or. to be exact. WJ08 feet. Rand Mail. . Turtles of the Amutn. The fresh water turtle of tbe Ama zon grows to a great size, especially on tbe upper river, where full grown ones three feet in length, two In width and weighing 200 pounds are often seen. Every house has Its little pond or cor ral to bold a stock' of these "'nmlt through tbe season of dearth, the wet months. Those who have Indians hi their employ send them out for a month when tbe waters are low to ae lect a stock; others purchase their eap Ply- .. FILIPINO WOMEN; rswir wiim pnui sMBTwt mnm irwifl vltMsNsnflht Wy WmfW f mftflfCa "Filipino women know bow tfr"w& sttisbands' says an. American Vojnan who is living at Manila! - "it is a 'com mon thing in the Islands to see aglrl, young and brown and strong, cruavng xke with a heavy wooden sailletvhlle around her ait a number Of admiring wains, looking on; but never dream ing of offermto Selp,And.the;gIri. doesn't expect it. She pounds cheerfal ty,away. and by and by her reward comes in d husband to work for. "Life accustoms the Filipino womam to labor at a very early age. .-As' a tiny, girl she is rarely seen without an appendage In" the shape of a -'baby brother or sister perched on her little. brown hip. When she grows a" few inches taller and a few degrees strong er she is pressed into service asa wa ter carrier, bearing heavy jars of wa-, ter poised gracefully on her bead from the river to her home. Now; too, she works, in the fields, and a vivid bit of color she makes in her short kilted, scarlet skirt When she becomes, a woman and she is a woman at fifteen or before-'-sbe-may have a small shop to tend, and there Is the rice to beat and much other work to do. "Marriage brings no vacation.. 'She in. pretty sure to have many children to care for. She tends the fieldscooka and frequently has a' stall in the mar ket for several hours a day. But-when the, women are really old then their rest time comes. They sit quietly by, looking on as life goes past them, but taking part no more. In spIteVof tbe hard labor they have had there Is gen erally a vesy peaceful look in the brown, wrinkled faces of these old women." New York Tribune. A ROYAL BED. The Magnificent One That Was- Used by Queen Elizabeth. An interesting description of the magnificence of a bedstead ordered for Queen Elizabeth's use Is found in a "wardrobe 'warrant" dated 1581 and quoted in "Gleanings After Time." It 'was of walnut tree, richly .carved, painted and gilded. The eelure, tester and valance were of cloth of silver, fig ured with velvet, lined with change able' taffeta and deeply fringed with Venice gold, silver and silk. The curtains were of costly tapestry curiously, and elaborately worked, every seam and every border laid with gold and' silver lace, caught up with long loops and burtons of bullion. Tbe headpiece was of crimson satin of Bruges, edged with a passaymayne of crimson silk and decorated with six ample plumes containing seven dozen ostrich feathers of various colors pro fusely decorated with gold spangles. The counterpoint was of orange col ored satin, quilted ' with cutwork of cloths of gold and silver and of-satins of every f imaginable tint embroidered with Venice gold, silver spangles and beautifully colored silks fringed to cor respond and lined with orange sarce net This was a queen's bed, but almost equally gorgeous ones were common for several centuries. In the reign of Queen Anne a bedstead put up as a prise In a lottery was reported to have cost over! 3,000. London Family Her ald. Graft In the Household. The tipping system has become acute now that graft is boldly recognized aa "business." and the world' has no shame for the majority of workers in the vineyard. A charming young ma tron exclaimed the other day that graft had even invaded her household. She 'was asked how that were possi ble and replied, "I have discovered that my most trusted and faithful maid has been .approached by some one who shall be nameless to advisee cook, who is another treasure, to leave me." "But she did not?' "Yes. .she did," said the' young matron, laughing. "Yes, she did, and I don't blame her for the price. My nice Juliawas paid $20 to sell me out, and-the cook's wages are about double what I can pay." "A case of bribery." "Not at all plain, unvarnished graft" was the philosophic response. Boston Herald. One of Field's Jokes. Edward Everett Hale greatly enjoy ed a joke which was perpetrated on him by Eugene Field. Field celebrat ed one of Dr. Hale's visits to Chicago by giving a luncheon In his honor and inviting a number of prominent per sons to meet bim. "Field was aware," said Dr. Hale, "that 1 was a temper ance man. and therefore I was some what surprised to see that tbe table on which tbe luncheon was served was very abundantly supplied with bottles labeled 'Whisky,' 'Brandy' and 'Cham pagne.' But when these bottles came to be uncorked they were all found to contain nothing but water!" ' It Was MistakeK Charity. The athletic girl bad been out in tbe woods taking pictures, and at evening she started for tbe car. wearily lug ging the camera and tripod. The curs were thronged with workmen return ing to their homes, and she irid to wait some time before there caute one with even standing room inside. She pushed her way across tbe platform and just inside the doorway. The legs of the tripod rested on tbe floor at her side, and she was trying to brace her self against the door when a woman who had been sitting in the corner suddenly rose from ber seat and gen tly but firmly pushed the young wo man into it with the remark. "Now yon sit right there, you poor thing!" The girl remained seated passively and looked puzzled for a 'moment Then a dull flush covered -:ber face. "How awful!" she thought "That wo man saw the tripod legs and thought they were crutches. She thinks 4'm lame." Then she shrank back in the seat and tried not to show her face. Anatomical Expert. When a butcher .answered tbe ball off his telephone instrument one day tbe shrill voice of a little girl greased lis ears. "Hello! Is that Mr. WUeor "Yes." he answered kindly. "Well, can yon tell us where-grand-pa's liver to? We've' got to pat a hot flannel aa it and we can't and stT Loadoa Telegraph. :SQCT.- - Medea - oeaar minc ,r ., There Is a terrible khid of Norwegian iNcane"niysoet." which to made of goats'- milk. It. Is brown in color and serve la the" shape. of bricks done up in -stiver, paper. ,The initiated shave tftm-nta-thftilalme and make it ' uu.' . A,.rfL . ito a sandwich with black bread aad itjer: This cae la really made' m the Whey art er prooer caeeae aaa nt imftafttmLt' All the water hi then boiled out. and the remainder to compressed .Into these brown bricks, which, taste sweet and gritty. . Love of this cheese would take some time to acquire. Tbe opportunity is not lacking, for It appears, at every meal, from breakfast onward. There' are several uative cheeses. Another terrible one. "pultost," is made with caraway seeds and "always smells as if it had gone bad. Mysost baa ao smell, fortunately, only a terrible as pect and taste. ' Dr. 'Julius Nkholyson sent a few Norwegian delicacies to a friend in Germany,1 dnd. among others, he put In a piece of tbe native mysost His friend wrote and thanked him for tbe salmon, etc.,, and then continued, ."The soap is very nice, but we find great difficulty In 'making the lather." This waa the cheese! London Saturday Be Yiew. AMERICAN CRACKERS. Pilot Bread the First Variety Made In .the United States. The first, cracker produced in-the United States, so far as known, was pilot or ship bread, a-'large, round, clumsy, crisp affair, which supplied the demand of the merchant marine for an article of food that would, un like ordinary bread, keep for a pro longed period. Later another variety was origi nated; theTcold water cracker, which differed from the first chiefly in its smaller size, more compact texture and greater hardness. For a long time these two. were the only goods known to the trade: '" They were both made of unleavened dough mixed and kneaded by band, and the crackers were rolled out and shaped separately before being placed, one at a time, on along bandied sheet iron shovel or peel and transferred in order to the floor of the oval shaped tile oven then In use. It was not until some time later that raised or fer mented dotfgtrwas used in the manu facture of "crackers; and it is only within the past three-quarters of a century that any great variety has been produced. Bakers Weekly. DofVahd Somersaults. As there Is more than one way of cooking a-goose, so there is more than one method of teaching a dog to throw somersaults' But the most practical and thorough manner is to fasten a cord around; the body of the animal close to the fore legs, and two people should bold? the ends of the cord on either side of the unfortunate dog. A third party, armed with a stout rope, takes a position' Immediately In front of tbe canlni acrobat and with a meas ured and'' masterly stroke flogs the floor at close quarters to tbe dog's nose. At each stroke of the rope tbe dog springs backward, and that movement la tbe trainer's golden opportunity. As tbe dog springs backward the rope passing 'under its body is jerked up ward, and, although the first few at tempts may prove futile, tbe somer sault is acquired in course of time. An intelligent dog soon sickens of this or der of things and throws somersaults without the assistance of ropes. And Yet the King Died. Daring the' fatal illness of King Charles II. of England there were four teen doctors In attendance, and they dosed him in the course of five and a half days with the following drugs and powders: Orange Infusion of the metals, white vitriol dissolved in com pound peony water, powder of sacred bitter, sirup of buckthorn, common decoction for clysters, -rock salt, emetic wine, two blend pills, bryony com pound, powder of white hellebore roots, powder of cowslip flowers, best man na, cream of tartar, barley and liq uorice, sweet almond kernels, sal am moniac, antidotal milk water, mallow root, melon,, seeds, chicken broth, bark of elm, a julep of black cherry water, flowers of lime, lilies of the valley, spirit of lavender, prepared pearls and white sugar, candy, senna leaves, ale, sirup of cloves. Goa stone, Rhine wine, oriental bezoar stone and a number of other medicines. Charming Away Tigers. No woodcutter will go about bis task in the' Indian forests unless be is accompanied by a faker, who is sup posed to exercise power over tigers and wild animals generally. Before work Is commenced the faker assem bles all the' members of bis party In a clearance at tbe edge of tbe forest and erects a number of huts, in which be places images of certain deities. After offerings have been presented to the images the particular forest Is declar ed to be free of tigers, and tbe wood cutters hi virtue of the presents they have made to the deities are supposed to be under their special protection. If after, all these precautions a tiger seizes one of tbe party the faker speedily' takes his departure without waiting ta offer superfluous explana tions. Calcutta Statesman. ' Oddest Parasite In Creation. The royal Bengal tiger is Infested with one 'of the strangest creatures that ever lived. It Is said, to be-a fact easily demonstrated or proved by one who has access to a zoological collec tion that the web of tbe foot of tigers off the above named species to Inhabit ed', by a Meodsatklng- Insect about the toe off a common flea which is a per fect counterpart of a tiger in every particular.-' shape, claws, tail and ttripai indaded. He Lived Well. He-Yes. he Uvea on tbe fat off the land. She-Wbat is he? HeAn anti fat medicine manufacturer. Comic Cats. - Life's a reckoning .we cannot make twice over. You cannot mend a wrong cubtracUoa by doing year addition dgbt-George Eltot :::'. vi EdBitabte Building, U and Sarin S&' '& - . - sw ? RESOURCES . -" -J-f. Total. ,- .Th lacrcaoe hi bwilnm , The her of loaev sssate daahsg the year. The preseat Messbership 54t ' Divideade credited to Stock in lift 12 1-2 per cent.:.' $15,764.47 lff Wee the saost en thex vlHBiMket; of Cehmhna aiaca Ma orgaaitalioa has exceeded the saost sanguine expectations 'of its Di recton sad friend. The Equitable solicits your business and offers a first class proposition to both the in vestor aajd the borrower. i ' ASSETS JANUARY 1 EACH YEAR SINCE ITS ORGANIZATION January 1, ltti $ 14,792.89 January January January January hkf : DANIEL SCHRAM, President G. R SPEICE, Vice Pres. H., S. ELLIOTT, Treas. LOUIS UGHTNER, Counselor J. C. ECHOLS, Secretary OFFICE WITH ELLIOTT, SPEICE ft CO., POST OFFICE BLOCK, COLUMBUS, NEBRASKA WHY IOWA BUSINESS MEN REVOLTED. In 1894 Iowa abandoned the policy of statutory prohibition and passed' a law permitting the larger cities to li cense the,' sale of liquor. Shortly be fore this was done the Canadian com mission visited Iowa and took- testi mony, much of which related to the injury prohibition had inflicted upon business' Interests.' Extracts from' such testimony, taken from the official records of the royal commission, are given below. They ought to be read by every business 'man In Nebraska: PROTEST OF BUSINESS MEN. E. A. Hughes, mayor of Clinton, testified: "Are there any benefits that you have noticed to come to your community from tbe prohibitory law? I should certainly say not. Last spring there was a convention called at Des:3folnes, or rather a call was made on the mayor of each city jn the state of Iowa to send a delega tion,' consisting of the mayor and three representatives of the business interests, to meet In convention at Des Moines ;for the purpose of soliciting the legislature to give us some relief in relation to the prohibitory law. I went to; that convention w.ith three oi our citizens, but there was preseat at it a very strong representation from all over) the state, and if the voice or that convention can be credited with having any weight, or with giving us an indication of the condition of af fairs throughout the state of Iowa gen erally, -it certainly showed strongly that tb,e effect of the taw was detri mentals to the state of Iowa In a gen eral way, and In each individual local ity represented in the convention. There were a number of strong speeches made by men who said that at the time the prohibition law waa submitted to the people they were in favor pf it It was first represented to the; people of the state by the pro bibitioqists that all they asked was a far.rial of the law and a fair and earnest effort to enforce It, and If. In tbevljjw of the people of iowa, it proved;o be a failure and not a goo'd thing1 rar the state, they would agree that ' the law should be repealed. I heard 'several very good speeches made .there by business men who claimed that they had been in favor of thev measure at that time, but who now thought we had seen a sufficient trial of it, and concluded that It hadJ proven a ratiure. Tney said tneir cit ies were suffering to such an extent that they could not stand it any long er without relief, and they asked the legislature to give them relief. The feeling of that convention generally was that the law had been a curse to tbe state of Iowa, especially in the larger cities. At Des Moines the sec retary of state, Mr. McFarland, indi cated to us that be favored a system which, while retaining the prohibitory law for the state, would allow any community that washed to withdraw and establish a license system with regulation. If such a plan as ihat were carried out, would it be better than the present? I think so. Tbat would be practically local option." KILLED A GREAT INDUSTRY. William P. Daniels of Cedar Rapids testified: "A great proportion of the Germans are settled along the line of the river,, and a great many of them engaged in the grape industry and wine making. A few miles south of here we have a colony of Germans, which might In one sense be called a socialistic colony. They hold their property largely in common. They manufactured a great deal of wine some tune ago. They are a very law abiding people, and the prohibitory law has stopped their business entire ly in that respect They have com plied with the law without any com pulsion. My observation with refer ence to the whole state Is that a large number of Germans paas us by on ac count of the prohibitory law. and' that that law has not influenced any large class of people to come here. The period during which we lost Immigra tion and the period of oar greatest de pression waa daring the time of the greatest attempt to enforce this law, and when there was bat little prospect or agitation for the repeal of tbe law. Bat whether It is simply a coincidence or not, it is a fact that busiaess and hamlgratloa both have Improved late ly, coaweaclag almost Immediately. with the prospect sf the repeat of tie lew." HNAKGIAL STATEMENT OF of Ctoluthbui, Nebraska - January 1, 1910. LIABILITIES $m,3S9M Capital Stock pd hi aaddtvideeds added$2t3,895:M , 4U.H - Reserved Faad "2 1 1,431.43 - - ' UsrfWdcdProfta. 1I 1,183.73 .-Jtt,717t . Total , $2te,71t.76 for the year ltt . S53.ttl.58 .115 c easeful oae aiace the omaizatiosi of 1, 1987.. 1, 1998 . 1, 1989.. 1, 1918.. "WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH KANSAS?" The Kansas .City Dajly Star of Nov. 26, 1909, contains the following edi torial: "Kansas has been able to boast of an increased total value, of Its farm products every year,, expect one, in the past fourteen years, But this has been due to-.advanciHg prices of farm products ratter than to increased pro duction. In'some respects Kansas ag riculture .is perilously near the verge of stagnation, or even 'of decadence. The state never .has been able to raise a bigger corn crop than It produced twenty years ago. There have been eight years' in two decades when the number of swine was greater than Coburn reports on the farms this year. Kansas had more cattle ten years ago, and more hogs twenty years ago,' than at the present time. Records such as these are forgotten In the general Jubilation over steady Increases In the value of tbe aggre gate output of the farms. They fur nish indubitable evidence that, pros perous as Kansas is, the state is not making the headway in agriculture that it should be making. Compari sons wjth 'Other states are as unfavor able as, comparisons of present with past production. The average yield of corn per acre In Kansas for ten years was 23.1 bushels to the acre, compared with 27.7 bushels In Ne braska, and 34.5 bushels In Illinois." (The StAr does not .attempt to an swer the query propounded In the above headline. Tbe one simple an swer is that prohibition drives out of a state Its enterprising and indus trious producers of wealth.) IN TH HOLE. Kansas City, Kan., Is deep In the financial hole. The city council passed an ordinance In October au thoricing the issue and sale of mu- In paying the city's debts. A ciiizn went into court and enjoined the sale of bonds. Here is a statement of the condition of that city In 1908: "The public treasury in Kansas City, Kan., Is empty.' The deficiency In the gen eral fuad reaches over 139,000. From this fund- the current expenses, includ bg maintenance of the fire depart nent, are pajd. Formerly the saloon licenses and fines caused' an annual payment '' into the treasury of about $100,000. Call of which is lost to the city. This caused the cutties down f the police force to less than one self Its. former number. Last Feb ruary one of the banks of Kansas City, Kan., refused to cash a city warrant for the reason that the bank was then carrying like warrants eighteen months older than the one presented hi February. The loss of revenue 'made It necessary to raise the tax J Jasnw AM IDEAL DRAMATIZATION OF T THE MOST POPULAR AND f lk BsrssaW!BCIinr "BalT nJ tvNtfrcmuTM wMKrmw nscuuc f ''" hnss) Wp. MM rtMattatqy ym smmrrr smemt jm stasm. aVaVaa'-BMBMBs-Bn-BaaTftnasas-Be-BB-rB-'s North Theatre,! Friday, January 14th APPENDICITIS Gird WlttMt OKfitkjfc STATE OF MINNESOTA, ) COUNTY OF STEELE. S. L Richard Jahreiss, of Owatoaaa, Miasu, bciag first duly sworn, do say that I am the person named in and who subscribed the fol lowing statement and the same as true of say own knowledge, in every particular: 1 had severe pains in say right side, just a. bove the Appendix. I went to tbe doctor and he pronounced my case Appendicitis and advised an operation. Instead I went to Zamboni Bros,. Drag Store and bought a bottle of (Adkr-i ka) Treatment. After taking it the result wasindeed wonderful. The pains stopped and I felt like a new man. I heartily recommend (Adlerika) Treatment to anyone troubled with Appendicitis, as I know it has cured me." .aaa. (Sitaed) RICHARD H. JAHREISS. t Seal. Sahscrihod and sworn to before me June 29, 1905. T J. NEWSAJLT, Notary Pablic, Steele County; cluelstHilBgwetaad wm, BrtiwtftitoMnwr el tab wonderfully successes! mx. A valWWrtt. awjag rsteewat ttar unto s4 Sette kaown organ, the AMBI. "iTfffi?f!iglnl !m" jraa? " operation. Mel at I?' Ummth . . ., i- V.-? the EQUITABLE. i ;.t.n.-. : 47,454.81 93,187.88 152,729.18 28t.718.76 rate, which was in 194 and 1905 ?l.'ii) per $100 property valuation, and which Is now $3.10 per $100." i A GREAT TAX BURDEN. The Pittsburg Kansan says:' "3tal. taxes" are nearly $1',00'0.006 in excess of anything levied before! That's tho situation in Kansas; Bo' the copIi like -It?' Not much, but they thai dance must pay the fiddler." Twe Hundred Per Cent Loss.' He was no rolle;: onil lnNinos man. He was just tin other kind. In tbe course of his commercial venturo- be was induced by an acquaintance to become a partner in thf niiu and feed line. After about a year of It the firm went to pieces. leaving him with the bag to bold. A college friend met'him shortly after the collapse and was hsl; tag about it. "What per cenr of the fo.ss fell on you 7 inquired the friend, who'tildn'r know tbe particulars. "Two huudred." he responded promptly. Two hundred?" exclaimed the friend. "Why. man.'1 there can't he more than a hundred per cent loss.' "Come off." he countered. "Theix was two of us. He lost a hundred and I lost a hundred. Don't that make 200?" "Of course not. Your loss Is only 100 per cent." "Yes. but say." he explained. "I had to settle for it all." "Ob." snld the friend. New Yorl; lress. Horse or Beef? The first day horse was served out a' Kiniberley omy of it was cooked tor the officers mess at the mounted camp At the table i'eakiuau said: "Gentlemen. 1 am borry to-say thai we were unable to get ail our ration hi beef today and bad to- take part if it in horseflesh. This which 1 am carv ins is beef: the horse is at tbe otht-t end. and any one who prefers it can help himself." Nobody did prefer it. and so they all ate beef and made a good dinner. When tbey bad finished Peaknian sud denly exclaimed: "By Jove, gentlemen. I find I haw made a mistake in 'the joints! This i the horseflesh and the other is beef." It was just a dodge of his to get them started on the horseflesh. DIarj of Dr. Oliver Ashe. A Monumental Bull. At Kilkenny castle may !e seen a "monumental" Irish bull in the form of -a tombstone erected to the memory of a former retainer of the Ormond family. The stone bears the truly Hi bernlan inscription. "Kreeied by Joh'i Toole In Memory of His Posterity.' -Britannia Magazine. eft is Swore. Proof: .SUto Drmff Stoc. nr? 31 :2 - f rr , -si . -. i,. . i, v. i v, , v i v 5y wlf - JS&ti " , H jjls. kx -' -r - .!. S -J