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She seemed to be the only person on the premises and Weary Willie fancied that she looked a bit scared. It was because of this that there was a certain note of authority in his voice when he said: "I want to git something to eat, kind lady, and I" The "kind lady" gave her head a little toss and interrupted him by saying:- "You do, eh? Well, I can tell you, my wandering friend, that you just have run afoul of the wrong 'kind lady when you struck me, an' if you think that I am a bit scared of you or of any of your tram pin tribe you are most beautifully left, an' so I let you know, for the tramp never yet drew the breath o life that I was scared of or who could bulldoze me into feedin' him, an' I can tell you straight that I ain't no use for you nor for none o your clan, an' if I had my way 'there would be a workhouse in every county in the land where such gents as you would put in 12 good hours of work every day or be stood- in the stocks that long, and I guess then you would keep off the country roads an' stop scarin' wimmen that ain't got nerve enough to tell you what they think of you, which I have, an' so I let you know, an if you don't light out o' here right forthwith an' faster, in less than one minnit I wilf go into the house an' come out again with a hosswhip that I have used on more than one o' your stripe, an' sent him off howlin' like the whipped cur that he was, an' that you will be if you so much as open your mouth even to say 'kind lady' to me, which I ain't, nor 'don't, want to be no 'kind lady' when it comes to wasting sweetness on the desert air, as a body might say, by beln kind to any such low-dwn, wuthless specimens o' scum o the earth as you represent, an' if you don't vamoose this ranch In three shakes of a dead sheep's tail I'll un chain a dog I've got in the back yard that iikes nothin' better than to make sausage meat of such Goin', are you, my friend?" Puck! Make the Outlook Brighter. Everyone knows the pleasure of re ceiving a kind look, a warm greeting, a hand held out to help in distress, a difficulty solved, a higher hope re vealed for this world or the next. ., By that.pain and by that pleasure let us judge what we should do for others. .Dean-Stanley.. Cure for Pneumonia. This remedy has been known to cure pneumonia after the patient had been given up to die. Apply sweet oil to the chest, then cover thickly with powdered lobelia, after which cover 'with several thicknesses of warmed flaanaL Central Meat Market THIRTEENTH STREET OPPOSITE TAB PARK Now Open and Beady to take, care of all customers . . . BOTH .I . TELEPHONES M.C Car Load Origin of America's Name. It is a curious chance that America received Its name from a German geographer. Old Prof. Waldseemuel ler made a mistake, Indeed, when he named the new countries at Brazil after the Florentine Amerigo Ves puccl. It would have been far more just to name the new world after Co lumbus, but though Waldseemuellei recognized his mistake and withdrew the name, it remained in use. Ana curiously enough, that Amerigo Yes pucci whose nam gave origin to tht name of America, had himself, though an Italian, stilt a German famil) name, Emmerich, Emery in English Thus America is a continent with a German name, the meaning of which might, perhaps, be interpreted as "rich-in corn;' If this is correct, Prof. Waldseemueller chose' an incorrect but appropriate name. Prof. Al brecht Penck, in Science. Just Causa for Pride. The man admired his wife just about as much as any man can admire s wife, nevertheless when he saw that she was devoting more and more time each day to mirror gazing he deter mined to take her down a peg. Saiu he, brutally: , ' f "I wouldn't be so stuck on mysell if I were. you, just because people happen, to notice you when you gt Ait It Isn'fc you they're admiring; Its .your clothes. I neard a bunch o women 'say so .the' other day." For an instant the shock to the woman's vanity overpowered Her, then, quickly recovering, she .said: ' "In that case I am prouder thaa ever. Nature is responsible for me but I" designed the clothes my self." c And then the man shut up. Where Mr: 'Wabash Lost Out Mr. Wabash (t Miss Waldo of Bos ton) "I suppose. Miss Waldo, that' your father Is In business in Boston?" Miss Waldo "Oh, yes; he Is one of the prominent shoe manufacturers there." Mr. Wabash '?Ah, indeed. I have never had much business experi ence myself. Now, about how long does It take your father to make, say, a good eight-dollar shoe?" Russian Legal Regulations. Twelve hours, with two hours' rest, Is the legal laboring day at Odessa, Russia. Workers, under 17 must go to school for three hours daily. Chris tians are not required to work on Sundays or feast days, nor Hebrews and Mohammedans on their religious holidays. Those who have to work on Sundays have the next day .for rest Make the old Floors New By having them dressed with our new floor dressing machine It does the work; and we make the prices right - ' I.F. Contractor 'and Builder Shop Ktfa udAikHK Ind. Tel. 9051 CASS IN j - FORTRESS A MARVEL GIBRALTAR IS RIGHTLY CONSID ERED IMPREGNABLE. Hard to Imagine 'Hew Any AttacMafr Fleet Could Live ki the AvakMcha or Pr.-R.J x v, Wrs4 an lfc-t-:f 7TJL S..C ' J . "Aa enemy's eroild' be the bottom in .tea aaiiMtes neforgett ting Vlthln- fiTjcfmiles t;;OibaIQu"C not even a torpedo-boat :c6Ul'BUCceed In entering jthe,byuJKiryoa the blackest night r That; sums vitlM opinions of the anoit .eminent naval' experts as to -the Impregnability of the worrld's greatest fortress. But disappointment awaits, the sightseeing visitor. The rock, though barren, is covered with luxuriant veg etation; not .a fortpromlnent; not a gun to be seen even' with the most powerful glasses; no discernible am munition magazines; no strongholds; oaly "a peaceful., prosperous harbor and a sleepy, straggling town. , It Is night and the maneuvers are on. Swft-playlng. searchlights trans form the bay into a sheet of shimmer ing silver, upon which are seen ma-" jestic British' warships and elongated flying shadows the torpedoes. Guns answer guns out of every conceivable crevice and corner, blending In one deafening uproar, while scores of shells plow the water for miles around. Sentries are everywhere; infantry parties crouch In the shadows; hun dreds of gunners stand ready behind hundreds of guns in these; mysterious labyrinths hewn out of the solid rock "the galleries;" the vicious barking of the Maxim guns gives contrast to the deepened baying of these mam moth pieces of A ordnance, the mere report of which cracks' stoned roofs and. bursts doors and whole' windows. Could any fleet live through the mur derous hail of gigantic shells? Gibraltar never sleeps. .By day and night two perfectly equipped signal stations, proudly flaunting Britain's flag of ownership, unceasingly sweep the seas around to a distance of fif teen miles on a clear" day, Instantly reporting the coming and going of each vessel. Sentries guard all the prominent "forts,- magazines and gate ways; gunners, sleep beside their guns; engineers are ever teady beside the powerful searchlights. ( Modern "needle" guns, the finest In Europe, are Installed on all the most prominent points. They are unreach able from the sea, even as they are (indiscernible, owing to the skill with which they are painted and draped to match the surrounding vegetation, while huge screens drop automatically before them as each shell is fired. They have a range of fifteen miles and could drop shells, on Ceuta, In Africa, opposite, quite comfortably! One gun weighs 110 tons and is capa ble of throwing a shell weighing three quarters of a ton! In that marvel of engineering under great difficulties, the galleries, are concealed, guns for every-day in the year! These galleries are divided into three sections, entry to which is guarded, while one is closed even to high officers, containing preserved stores, munitions of war, rain water (for Gibraltar has no springs) and a complete condensing plant all calcu lated to outlast a siege of seven years. The firing Is the most mathemat ically perfect imaginable. The sur rounding waters are mapped out into squares, upon which certain guns are kept ready trained, so that it is al most impossible to miss. During prac I. i-ii5V tice targets are towed, across the bay, the object being to hit the water a few yards in advance of them. Making Change in New York. A thin little man with a long beard and a big bundle boarded a Second avenue car at Fifth street the other day, and when the conductor came around handed up a $1 bill and asked for a transfer to the Fourteenth street line. 0 The conductor handed the passen ger a half dollar, a quarter and three dimes. The thin little man saw the three dimes and quickly thrust his change in his picket. He didrit wait until the car got to Fourteenth street, but alighted at Eighth street. When he had gone a passenger said to the conductor: "You gave that man three dimes In stead of two." The' conductor did not smile, but said: "Did I? Well, he'll have a devil of a time getting rid of the half dollar." New York Sun. Turkish Women in Uphill Fight. In Constantinople a few better-class women are "feeling their way" in re gard to dress, but, like all pioneers, they suffer for the cause, if the cus tomary heavy black veil Is thinner. It the hair has an appearance of being puffed out beneath its covering, if the rich silk mantle Is cut to show the slender form or more mature curves of its wearer, she is immediately an object of much attention and remark from Turk and Christian. His Definition of Echo. A little boy was amusing himself by hallooing, then listening for the echo. "What Is the echo, mamma?" he asked. His mother attempted to ex plain, feeling all the while how inade quate her explanation was. The little fellow trotted along at her side,-silent for some .minutes, then his eyes fell upon his shadow. - "Oh, I know what echo Is," he ex claimed joyfully; "It's the shadow ol Wtir I'otre." Things Undone. Knowing Child Mamma punished me. for something I hadn't done yes terday. Auntie That's rather unjust Are you sure? Knowing Child Yea, she punished me because I hadn't done my les- A Soft Answer. '99 What did you tell your father when he asked you If you, indulged? '12 Told him I took only ginger ale. '9 Thought a soft answer would turn away wrath; en? - ; - t'w?- - -j. - -iv HOSE HOSE C- : zZJNe -cany a complete stock of all kinds of Kub- WrvGanden Hose, ranging ? i$:pnce from 9 cents to 20 cents fper'lJjj&t. j Do not Tail to examine our. Magic Endless Hose, we will cut this hose any length up to500 feet in one piece, without coup lings or splices. Jast the thing, if your present hose is not long enough th reach where required.. So get a piece of "Magic the desired length. Mb extra charge for cutting or coup lings. We also have a complete line of Lawn 8priBklerB, Hose, Nozzles, etc Try a suction of our one-half in. Hose more quality for less money. Jl. Dussell & Son Eleventh Street TRUE TO THEIR INSTITUTIONS Unchanging Character of the Saxon Race as Evinced Throughout the Centuries. This tribe of SaxonB had, by acci dent or wise 'leadership, happened upon the very country best suited to them. A fertile island, cut off from the rest of the world and with room for all, so that each one might, with his family, have a kingdom of his own. This, with as little machinery of gov ernment as possible and yet all ready to combine' as equals In self-defense. But as they made their land product ive, as they became rich, they became the prey of other peoples from north western Germany and what is now the Scandinavian peninsula and were forced to- defend their possessions and their customs against Angles, Danes and Normans. It is a curious feature of the abid ing, unrelenting purpose of these Sax ons to govern themselves and to .be let alone that, though they were con quered In turn by Angles, Danes and Normans, they swallowed up all three in the end and imposed their customs, their language, their habit of mind and their institutions upon each of the invaders" in turn. They would have nothing to do with the half-developed feudalism of Angles and Danes, nor with the full-developed feudalism of William the Conqueror and his follow ers. The conqueror claimed that the land was his' and that every holder of land owed fealty to him personally. It took about 100 years for the Saxon idea to prevail over the feudalistic noUon, and the result was magna charta. The magna charta wrested, from King John by the barons was in reality the shaking of personal alle giance to a chieftain by the Norman barons, aided by the Saxon gentry, who had finally imbued them also with their own love of independence and free government. They Insisted then, and have maintained ever since, that they derived their rights, their liberties and their laws not from a king, but from themselves. In the' days of William the Conqueror their king was elective, though chosen from the reigning house. As late as 1689 the commons voted that King James had abdicated and that the throne was vacant! They chose their own rulers, and no doubt would do so again to-day if necessary. It is much too long a story to go, step by step, through the recital of this development. It con cerns us here only to note these un changing characteristics of the race, maintained and strengthened through centuries of war, tumult and conquest Scrib'ner's Magazine. Bulls Without Horns. In his "Irish.,Llfe and Character" Michael Macdonagh has a choice col lecUon of bulls. He called on a hair dresser In Kingstown. As he was leaving the man tried to Induce him to buy a bottle of hair wash. "What sort of stuff is it?" he asked. "Oh, It's grand stuff." the man replied. "It's a sort of multum in parvo the less you take of it the better." A few days later the writer was walking with a friend overthe Wick low mountains, where they met a "character." "WeU, Mick," said my friend. 4Tve heard some queer stories about your doings lately." "Och, don't beUeve thlm. suit." replied Mick. "Sure, half the lies tould about me by the nay bore Isn't true." The following notice Mr. Macdon agh saw posted in a pleasure boat on the Sulr: "The, chairs In the cabinet are for ladles." GenUemen are requested not to make use-of them till the ladles are seated." , And this he clipped from a Kings town newspaper: "James O'Mahony, wine and spirit merchant. Kingstown, has sUll on. his hands a small quantity .of the whisky which was drunk by the duke of York while in DuMin." What Beethoven Is. "Now." said the brown-eyed "Woman, "I will always know how to talk when I hear a symphony or grand opera. 1 never could nuke what seemed to mc to be suitable comment, but coming out of the Philharmonic concert the other night two high-brows walking next to me gave me a Up. " 'WeU,' said he, with a long drawn sigh; 'Beethoven is always Beethoven. "'Yes,' she responded, soulfully; 'Beethoven V always Beethoven.' "Isn't' that-lovely. It wfrks both wava and can be applied to' anybody.' I -J f! g":C A NIGHT WITH A NIGHTMARE. May Be Warning ' Thane Wne Seek Cscafe'freiii Terturee.ef Inaeinnia. Recently a friend who had heard that I senwtlines safer from insom nia told me.of a sure care. "Eat a pinfof peanuts awl drink two or three gUisss of hUlk . before going to bed." Mid he, "and,-HI warrant you'll be aslee wkhm half an hour." I did as he suggested, t and now for' the bessat. of others who may :bfrs.ajnicted with Insomnia I feel It my. duty to report whatjaappened, so far as. 1 am able to recall the details.' J , First, let me say say friend was right I did go to sleep very soon after my retirement Then a friend with his head under his arm came along and asked me if I wanted to bay his feet ' I was negotiating with him when the dragon on which I waa riding slipped out of his skin and left me foatlng in addalr. While I waa considering how I should get down, a bail with two heads peered over the edge of the watt and said he would haul me up If I would lrst climb np and rig a windlass for aim. So an I was sliding down the nMmntalnslde the brakenum came In, and I asked hlnv when the train would reach ay sta tion. " "We are passed your station 4tt years ago." he said, calmly, folding the train ap .and slipping it into hu vest pocket At this juncture the clown bounded Into the ring and pulled the centerpole out of the ground, lifting the tent and all the people in It up, up, while I stood on the earth below watching my self go out of sight among the clouds above. Then I awoke, and found I had been asleep almost ten minutes. Good Health Clinic VALUE IN WELL-TRAINED MIND Has Effect Toe Frequently Unappre ciated In Social and Domes tic Relatione, Men often realize that a well-trained mind Is a great asset In business; yet seldom do we see comment upon the fact that It Is also Invaluable la so cial and domesUc relations. The mind, after a certain stage Is passed, works automatically In kindness as in calculation. This is noticeable In the study of pronounced characters. Men are en abled to act quickly in emergency only by Intuition; and it follows that when a man Is habitually kind, or merciful, or considerate, or all three, he wlU be so in the crisis of bis life. Character is a matter of slow forma tion. In a pronounced form It Is rare. The average is a. mixture of many lines of training; hence, vacillation. The more pronounced, the more force ful for certain effects. It is in babyhood that the formation begins, and in the earlier years are laid bases which after effort may never be able to remove. Environ ment of course, is one factor. The child brought up In an atmosphere of kindness, courtesy, mercy, generosity, etc.. is Ukely, although not certain, to remain so. In any event the main thought la that we too frequently forget that trained minds have possibilities be yond money-making. The mind Is ever a tyrant The money-grubber cannot reform after a, certain period; and he who has reached 40 generous will find difficulty In becoming n miser, even If so minded, when past that period. Rigid Rules for Childhood, Childhood must have been a dreary time when Lady Burton was a little girl. "The only times we were allowed dowa stairs," she says In her reminis cences, "were at two o'clock luncheon (our dinner), and to dessert for about a quarter of an hour If our parents were dining alone or had very Inti mate friends? On these occasions I was dressed in white muslin and blue rib bons, and Theodore, my stepbrother, in green velvet with turnover lace col lar, after the fashion of that time., We were not allowed to speak unless spo ken to; we were not allowed to ask for anything unless It waa given to us. We kissed our father's and mother's hands and asked their blessing before going upstairs, and we stood upright by the side of them all the time we were In the room. In those days, there was no lolHng about, no Tommy-keep-your-fingers-out-of-the-jam,- no Dick-crawllngunder-the-table-pinching peo ple's legs, as nowadays." Needed to Begin at Home. Two young women were scheduled to read papers oa the rearing of chtt dren In connection with a mothers meeting, their husbands being left at home to put the two children to bed. They lived In adjoining apartments. The young women attended the meeting, read the papers and after the discussion on the care "of Infants adjourned to the home of a friend for refreshments. When they reached home at 11:30 the two husbands had joined forces and were frantically pacing the floor, each carrying a shrieking baby. Stevenson Bad Speller. One of the most polished and pains taking of English authors regarded correct speUing as a totally uaneces sary accomplishment In his introduc tion to R. L. Stevenson's letters. Sid ney Colvin writes: "I have not held myself bound to reproduce all the au thor's minor eccentricities of spelling and the like. As all his friends are aware, to spell in a quite accurate and grown-up manner was a thing which this master of English letters waa aeyer able to learn.' Early Sentiment "That's' a curious-looking paper weight" said one of Mr. Newlywed's friends, taking up a brownish object, round and about half an Inch thick, from the desk. "Yes," said Mr. Newlywed. "It's only, a temporary one. It's my wife's first puff-paste tart-shell." Yotfth's Companion. the Start. Knlcker All the world's a stage. Bocker And to get a good seat you have .to get your ticket from a specu latorsBrooklyn life. - " " . " 4 gBnnnnnnnC3S9i' nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn y.-JUj8'3tBBBMpilH' nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnjn nUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUHHHHUBnHHHHHHHHHUHHHHHKnUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHU nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnHnnn'nlnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn REALLY EXCLUSIVE CLUB. Indiscriminate Acquaintanceship Ev dently Was Net Forced en Athenaeum Members. Recently at a dinner party the con versation turned upon the subject of slubs. The special features of the Athenaeum were referred to with great respect, and then J. M. Barrie, who was the only member of that august ;Iub who happened to be present, In tervened. "After having been elected by the Athenaeum club," he said. "I went there for the first time and looked about for the smoking room. An old man with long, white hair was wander ing In a lonely, way about the hall. I asked him If he would be so kind as to tell me the way to the smoking room. He agreed with alacrity. When we re turned to the ball I thanked him heart ily, when he begged me to do him the honor of dining with him. 'But, my dear sir,' I said, 'you have been far too kind to me already. I cannot think of Imposing myself upon you in this fash ion.' '"Imposing yourself!' exclaimed the old man' in an eager voice. 'On the contrary, you will be doing me the greatest favor in the world; the fact is, I have belonged to this club for 30. years, and you are the first member who has ever spoken to me!'" Bell man. CATS ANCIENT AND MODERN. Experts Differ as to the Species That the Egyptian Knew as House hold Pets. Experts have held that the so-called "cat" of the ancient Romans and Greeks ' ("ailurus." the wavy-tailed one) was not a. cat at all, but a kind of weasel. The mummified Egyptian animal, however, was a genuine cat, even if certain peculiarities about its teeth make it difficult to regard it as a near relative of the modern domes tic puss. The exact origin of the latter re mains a puzzle. It appears first mys teriously, in the middle ages, when it was decidedly rare and highly prized throughout Europe, though the wild cat still abounded everywhere. And experts have not been able to satisfy themselves that the domestic cat and the wild one are really the same. ' As a result of the recommendations of Dr. Koch of Germany that cats are the best preventives of the plague the Japanese authorities have been taking a cat census. At Osaka it was found there were 54,389 cats kept by 48,222 families. In addition there were 5,696 homeless, cats. In the plague spots of the city no cats wer6. found. Losing His Mind. "Mother, guess you'd better send for th' doctor." gasped Uncle Charlie Seaver, as he sank into a chair and rocked back and forth, holding his gray bead. "Sakes alive, ye haven't been an got th misery in yer hed. have ye, Si las?" gasped his astonished wife, dopping a pie tin. "I don'no what th matter, but I've alwus had a hunch my mind'd go some time. It's cunn I guess. I noticed th' trouble fust last week when I plum for got to go up and swear off th' $100 as sessment till it was too late. Then 1 neglected to go to th' school meetin' last night to fight agin the new com mlssloner. But wuss and wuss, I didn't guess within eleven pound and seven ounces the weight of Wal Wea ver's big hog killed to-day. I guess my mind has gone all right I'm about all In." Puck. Too Bad. Mamma (bringing her little lecture to an abrupt close as she was called from the room) And all this trouble was caused by those bad thoughts in your heart - Jamie sat for a few minutes the pic ture of distress, for he was really very sensitive about being thought "bad." Aunt Milly came in, and being al ways solicitous about his health, ex claimed:' "Why, Jamie, how bad you look!" This was too much, and Jamie burst into tears and sobbed out, brokenly: . "I I k-knew there w-w-was a b-bad spot in m-my heart, b-b-but I didn't k-know it s-s-showed clear through!" Brooklyn Life. Hindoo Widows. When a Hindoo dies the relatives shave the widow's head and clothe hei in coarse garments. Henceforward she may wear no" silk, or gold, or sil ver. She takes her meals apart, and is put to the lowest household work Voluntary austerities if she be con scientious, and involuntary degrada tion in all cases, are her miserable lot He religion and social usages strictly forbid remarriage. Caste, and civil law, condemns her, and is more powerful than any imperial code. She and a second husband, if she ventures, and can discover a man with equal courage, to remarry, become outcasts. Fer Bloed Poisoning. When it Is found that blood poison ing 'has set in. or when it is feared, use the following: To the juice of half a lemon add one teaspoonful of sugar and half a teaspoonful of water. Take hot at a dose and repeat every 38 ntinntes for the first three hours, after that every two hours. A cure will usually be effected In a day. SATISFIED WITH THE RULING. Parties to Controversy In Tangier Courts of Justice Betray No III- Feeling Over Verdict. 'I've been about the court house iere for a long time, on one duty or ather," remarked Judge Madison W. Beacon of Cleveland, O.. "but In all my Ufe I've never seen but one court trial excepting divorce cases in which the litigants on both sides were satisfied with the decision. And the one case I mention was not in Amer ica. No. Indeed. We boast of our civilization and of our modern judicial system, but we haven't yet mastered the art of delivering justice and equity to the complete and smiling approval of two sides to a given controversy." The judge paused for breath. "It was over In Tanglers." he re sumed. "Long bearded patriarchs come In on their camels and camp In the streets while they attend court When you see a court trial looking for all the world like a scene out of the Bible, you naturally expect to see justice meted out more crudely than by our own modern methods. But, as I say, the sys tem over there In Morocco has Its ad vantages. The judge took his seat on the floor over In a corner of the court room and the litigants sat down on the floor facing him. "When the case was over the court handed down his decision on the spot, and both parties to the suit walked away wreathed In smiles. Have you ever seen a trial end so happily in America?" SPEAKS OUT WITH COURAGE. British House of Commons Listens with Respect to Fiery Words of Keir Hardie. "Yes." shouted Mr. Keir Hardie. "If the work of the department is not Us own justification, excuses only acen tuate the failure." "Hear, hear!" cheered the Labor party. In the closing passages Mr. Keir Hardie's voice rang with emotion as he spoke of the suffering 'poor. "If these people are placed outside the law we have no right to expect them to obey the law. If the worst comes to the worst. I shall not con tent myself with speaking from the safety which a seat in parliament gives. I shall go down among my own people, who are suffering from hunger and cold, and take the respon sibility of the advice I shall give them. The country must be shocked out of Its Inertia." His voice rose almost to a scream. The house was quite silent; his emo tion was apparent to all. When he took his seat he had to wipe the tears from his eyes with the back of bis hand.-r-London Daily Mail. Blames Laziness or Much. Dr. Charles A. Eaton of the Madison Avenue Methodist church said in the course of a brilliant after-dinner speech in Cleveland: "Laziness is responsible for too much of the misery we see about us It Is all very well 'to blame alcohol for this misery, to blame oppression and Injustice; but to whal heights might we not all have climbed but for our laziness?" He paused and smiled. "We. are too much like the super numerary In the drama," he went on, "who had' to enter from the right and say: 'My lord, the carriage waits." "'Look here, super,' said the stage manager one night, 'I want you tc come on from the left Instead of' the right after this, and I want you tc transpose your speech. Make it run hereafter: "The carriage waits, mj lord."' "The super pressed his hand to his brow. "'More, study! More study!' he groaned." New York Times. English Gloom. Lady Gordon writes: "If you ask any intelligent foreigner what hla (chief Impression of England is. he will Invariably reply, the cheerlessness ot the English. If any proof were need ed of the prevalent gloom, it would surely be found In the astonishment which the few remaining cheerful peo ple cause and the amazing popularity they enjoy. Our sunny friends and ac quaintances can be counted on our fingers; our dismal ones are all around us. A really cheerful Englishman la such a phenomenon that everybody asks his wife if 'he Is always like that and refuses to believe her when she answers in the affirmative." All One to Nature. A waistcoat of broadcloth or of fus tian is alike to an aching, heart, and we laugh no merrier on velvet cush ions than we did on wooden chaira. J. K. Jerome. Wiedem from Uncle Ebon. "Nursin' a grouch." said Uncle "Is like neglectln' de flowers an' vegetables an' puttin' in yoh time teadia' de weeds." Manhattan Indiana. Tae earliest notice we have of the Island which Is now adorned by New York City Is to be found In Hudson's Journal. Mana-hata Is therein men tioned la reference to the hostile peo ple whom he encountered on his re tarn from his exploring of the river nnd who resided on this Island. V d-i . v tZJ-i " " . - -"-i:s-.;-ia"sv-S: &.:" l "&& ,L . 1. .---rVArls .NV . .....:-,U.',v.riiigav-"-TM ,- ; , .... -:" .,e, .:, -. - r1W!3!IRSMFfS nm iiinn - Milam,! & t.f!.teiw . i - ' - - -rr- z - - - -- . rtf Kim' l J -t j mi i.i ii " i "" r " 1 , T . - 7 ".ni i ? . kw -Ras3M2Jgi5aiats3yiS2: raea o i-tt ay-jfriV jtjsn . -i r . 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