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A hornet is but a trifle in the great universe just a detail in the insect world, with the accent mostly on the last syllable. I do not remember having seen a more lasting or thorough lesson than the one that was taught to me by a hornet. When I met the hornet he was on his nest, apparently in a bad frame of mind. At least he seemed to be that way. I was not in a hurry, so I stopped to look at him and make an investigation as to the cause of his unhapniness. I noted his keen glance and angry aspect anL-they appeared to be out of place in one so small and Irad Biglow's Criminal Barometer By HUGH "Trunk packed?" angrily demand ed Irad Biglow's cousin, now resolved to be rid of the aged kinsman's un welcome presence. Irad, disconsolate because there was no shelter to receive him, re mained in the splint-bottom chair and swallowed convulsively. Then he .pleaded: "Wait a moment, Edgar, till l think out in detail that danged bar ometer of mine. Say, 1,500 families in this section, each "buying one for i$2.50 apiece" Edgar mentally cast up the total, but wise from past experiences, he .'repeated: "Trunk ready for the :wagon?" "Giving a profit of $3,700 on the first batch," mused the old man, "figgering that we peddle 'em our selves." "Peddle what?" asked Edgar, forget ting his resentment enough to take a chair. v . -. Irad cocked his feet on the "worn trunk and replied: "Why, my Crimi nal Barometer I was telling you about By Judas! It was,. Cousin Freeman, "If the Tube Registers Horse Thief." not you, who was interested in that Fooling with science makes a man forgit everything else. Excuse me. If you'll take the hind end" "Just a jiffy," remonstrated Edgar, his eyes narrowing. "Do you mean you've got something Freeman will invest money in?" "He seems anxious that way," con fessed Irad, rising and yawning. "Well, I'm ready" "To take your new invention to the man what never treated you de cent" accused Edgar, hotly. "I treat you like a a brother " "Don't Edgar," begged the old man. "Ill hold Freeman off and tell you about it when we next meet" "And so you'd rush over to Free man's to-night?" cried Edgar. "Any religious scruples about paying me a civilized visit? Unstrap that dinged trunk. You've got to stay here three - -s more anyway " The House in Remarkable History of Three Broth ers Born in the Sams House, But All in Different States. Montana Is believed to possess three brothers with a history more remark able than has heretofore been known. The story is vouched for by Col. v Thomas C. Marshall of Missoula. Re publican national committeemat. from Montana. "I believe," said Col. Marshall, "that the history of the brothers stands un precedented to the annals of Amer ican history. That they should' be bonr in the same house, and at the same time, each born in a different state, seems incredulous, and all the more so when it is stated that the house, stands on its original site. " "These brothers are named Wright, and are now residents of-Missoula county, Montana. When the elder of these three brothers was born, that particular section of the county was in Oregon, as a portion of the Louis iana purchase. WTAJfc t .B ff BF jlV Philosophy 8. GRAVES. insignificant. He reminded me' or an army officer returning from the cap- I Decided to Go Away from There Im mediately. ture of Aguinaldo, or swimming the Bat-bag. It :s not wise to look a bald hornet in the face at close range and make grimaces at him. That is one chunk of wisdom I tore off that day and PENDEXTER. "If you command it in the name of duty I a'pose I must." sighed Irad. "And I do," grimly assured Edgar. "Now what about this barometer?" Irad combed his whisker thoughtful ly and explained: "My Criminal Bar ometer prevents crimes, accidents and sickness. For $2.50 a family can avoid doctor's bills and losses." "How?" gasped Edgar. "It will look like any barometer, except on the side will be marked: Sickness, Fires. Drouths, Brown-Tail Moths, Potato Rust, Hen Thieves, and so on through the scale of all misfor tunes. The liquid in giving 48 hours' warning turns cloudy opposite the different words. "For instance, you git up in the morning and find the fluid milky up to Measles. 'You've, got 48 hours' start of the "disease. What if itvclimbs to Fires?' Be careful till it goes 'down. A clear tube means all hunkey "dory. If the tube registers Horse"Thibfy jest keep the barn door shutv and your eyes open." -.- " r 'WilU it tell about crops?" greedily asked Edgaf. ' f v - , ""It gives' six months' warning." readily assured Irad. "Outcome, of IWWWWWMWMWWWWWWWWWIWWWIAMWWWWWWiW mtoJ BhbVbBBBBs w n V3Sr Medium-Sized Journeys By STRICKLAND W. GILL! LAN. Joan of Arc was born in Domremy in 1412, thus carefully antedating the hipless form, the merry widow hat and the dlrectoire gown. She knew there were other matters she would have to attend to, so she chose an age when she wouldn't be bothered so much to keep up with the style. She was a peasant girl of honest, therefore poor, parents, and had to do the milking. Like other husky farmers' daughters, when Bess would not "so," Joan would vouchsafe the old heifer a swat over the perceptives that would make her sorry she hadn't died in veal-hood. Once, just when she had handed the line-back mooly a clout in the flarfk-steak that would hold her awhile, she thought she heard someone speaking to her. Further investiga tion convinced Joan that the speaker was an angel. This made her apolo gize to the cow. Further chat with the angel gave her to understand it was St Michael, and at length she grew .so at home in his society she called him Mike. i The message delivered by this angel was, "Go; put on a business suit, and fight for France." Joan was at first reluctant about it not that it would be any unde sirable change from milking in fly time, to real war, but because she didn't like to wear a three-button sack-coat and a derby hat But the voice persisted, so she rolled down her sleeves, went and bought a suit and told the French commander she was ready to enlist Naturally the comman'r. harried Three States - "Several years, later a second boy was born to the Wright family) but in the meantime Idaho had been segre gated from the original territory, and therefore he was a antive of Idaho, and his elder brother was an Oregon Ian. ' "Again a son was born to Mr. and, Mrs. Wright but he was neither .'an Oregonian nor an Idahoan, but a Mon tanan, the treasure state having been sliced from Idaho in the meantime. Thus three brothers were born in v the same homse and each -In a' different state. "They are getting along in years, but the house still stands and is still occupied by the Wright family." An Innocent Victim. "Speaking of spring," said the drug gist, 'as he rested for a moment from overhauling his soda fountain. "I bought out a drug store in a town in Vermont a few years ago. I was a stranger to the town and its ordi nances. About the middle of May I Some of the Best Things Written by the Acknowl edged ' Master, r carried away with me. It was jabbed into me and permeated -my system thoroughly. The hornet walked up and 'down his beat on the outside of the nest, like a new' policeman, and kept his eye on me all the time. I cannot say it was a defiant look he gave me. It seemed to be more In the na ture of a warning. I think now that he was saying to me by fiis actions, just as plainly as he could have said in words: "You tear out of here! Fade away! Duck!" Just as I stopped to pick up a rock the hornet must have said some thing to the other half million hor nets inside the nest, concealed there without my knowledge or connivance, and they came out to see what he meant. They knew at once that he meant me, and an instant later 40 or 50 red-hot musket balls struck me. I decided to go away from there Imme diately, and I think I went just as im mediately as anybody of average agil ity could have gone. Time has softened the memory of that awful experience, but across the years comes to me a distinct recollec tion that I applied the theory of cause and effect, perhaps for the first time in my life. As a result I tore out. I ducked, and faded away, or at least I made heroic and frantic efforts to accomplish all three feats at one and the same time. (Copyright. 1903, by W. G. Chapman.) WWWWWWVMMAMMMAMMA village elections told three months ahead. I tried to git' it up to five, but there's a psychology about elections that's" "What about hoss trades?" feverish ly obtruded Edgar. "The hardest problem, I have," whis pered Irad. "I can guarantee only 15 minutes. It ain't a regular disease like measles, you see. A man would have to do his swappin' in sight of it" "Or carry it with him," hungrily suggested Edgar. Irad pursed his lips and shook his head and unstrapped the trunk, and corrected: "Hardly! on account of the wires." "Wires?" choked Edgar. "Wires leading fromt the electric motor to the barometer," informed Irad. "Do you mean this contraption must be run by a motor?" thundered Ed gar. "By a 75-hoss power non-flexible motor," mildly explained Irad. "But the householder puts it in and it's nothing out of your pocket" "How much would the motor cost?" gritted Edgar. , "I figgered on between $1,100 and $1,124" But the rest was lost as Edgar clattered down the attic stairs. (Copyright. 1909, by W. G. Chapman.) MMMMWWWWWVWWWWMWMWMMMMMMMWMMMMMM as he was by the duke of Bedford's English regency, thought the girl was very much Ophelia, and wasn't inclined to listen to her funny talk. Her first job was to lick the English at Orleans. She had no cotton-bales and sand-bags as Jackson had when he fought the same folks later at New Orleans, but she had her hat-pin, of which, naturally, the British were slow to see the point She made fre quent sallies. At first, being unfa miliar with them, she called them Sarahs. But later she was on better terms with that mode of warfare. After awhile the English grew dis satisfied with her attacks and went away from there. Then she took Charles Vfl. to Rheims and had him fitted with a crown, and thought her checkered ca reer was done. "Isn't my man in tho king-row?" she asked. They convinced her that the trou ble was only beginning, and that sha ought to fight right on. Eventually she was captured when she hadn't said "King's ex" or crossed her fingers and wasn't standing on wood, and they took her and burned her at the stake. Recently a very Ignorant friend of mine, in buying some porterhouse, remarked .that if Joan of Arc had lived to-day they would have found some thing cheaper than steak to burn her at It is terrible not to know how to spell (Copyright 1909. by W. G. Chapman.) lWW began overhauling the soda fountain, as I am doing now." "But that couldn't have anything to do with the town ordinances." replied the party :addressed. "You wait a minute. I noticed that customers who came in looked at me in a queer way. but I did not give much attention until a constable came in 'and informed me that I was under arrest" "But what for? What had you done?" "Overhauled my old soda fountain." "But hadn't you a right to do that?" "But it was only the middle of May. you see." "But what had that to do with it?" "Why; I spoiled the sleighing. Yes. sir, it invited summer to come and summer came, and the snow and the slelghingdisappeared fully two months before the usual time." "And you you ?" "Oh, I paid the $15 fine and prom- ised never to do so again, but be tween you and me that had a good deal to do with my selling out ant leaving the state." 24B Kfora E H ME ..A. 4 !!&; i A Fad Party. t Spoon crazes and" monogram fan ep- rlameics have-been succeeded by" a rational and useful mania, for each person apwrnas her own especial hob by; thetlBore practical the better. With this in mind a young hostess sent out Invitations asking each one 'to come prepared to tell of her own r particular fad; If possible, to bring a specimen,, and be prepared to talk five minutes about.lt It was a very interesting afternoon. One lady had selected plates for her specialty and she brought a most beautiful old Sevres piece that will some day be worth a king's ransom. In her travels plates are always her quest and her dining room testifies to her success. Anniversary cups and saucers was one woman's fad; as each wedding day comes she adds an ex quisite cup to her collection. They are for after-dinner coffee and show off. to advantage when she serves black coffee in the drawing room. A prospective bride adds a towel to her linen chest every trip she takes; these she monograms in the colors' of her bedrooms to be. A dime bank was the source of one guest's finances with which to indulge her fad of tea pots; many of these she bought at auction shops. 'Handkerchiefs was the pet hobby of a dainty little maiden dressed in blue, and she had them from all over the. world, besides many nne creations of her own fair hands. The intellectual girl confessed that books were her particular weakness, and she hasmany of them inscribed with the author's name; also rare first editions, and a splendid bookplate drawn by a famous illustrator she was justly proud of. Chinese carvings was another fad, and rare Japanese and Chinese pottery still another. Prints and engravings were the special love of a lady who nearly always wore gray, which ex actly matched her beautiful hair. All this led up to the-fact that every one needed a hobby, something to add zest to one's journeys; occupy the mind, and provide, always a topic for enter taining conversation. Chafing Dish Fudge Party. "Bring your chafing dish and aprons for two on Saturday night at efght"f This was the message four girls and four lads of congenial minds received not long ago. And what a jolly time they had! The helpful boys donned the aprons and the girls amid much merriment instructed them into the mysteries of fudge building. a...... -irir"""rr FdDr ttlhe I N many homes, a serviette has to last each person for a week, or, perhaps, one is allowed for breakfast and lunch, another for dinner, to serve the week; these often become more soiled on the outside by handling than they do' from- use ; and a little contrivance, such as we show here, and which is of French origin, is very practical. It is made like an envelope, of fine linen or cambric, the width that of a serviette folded in three or four as preferred, the depth to correspond; the size must, of course, be regulated by the size of the serviette it is intended-to hold. The edge is ornamented all round by a drawn thread hem, one end is turned up to form a pocket, the .other which forms the flap is worked with the spray shown below in open hole embroidery; the case is fastened by a loop and small button under the hem. A washing glove or handkerchief case could be made on these lines, and might' be ornamented with the embroidery design, either worked In open holes or In raised satin stitch. Cavalier hats are the height of style for morning wear. The low;shoe or oxford Is Just a wee bit smarter than the pump. r Pongee serge is a new material, of a texture altogether lovely. Cotton flowers are used more on hats than silk ones. Marvels of beauty are the fairy-like scarfs of tinted chiffon with borders of spangled medallions in delicately bril liant colors. Black suede shoes are smart, but look a bit smudgy, and make one want to take a bit ot kneaded rubber and pick out a few high lights. Crossbar Dimity. Embroidered crossbar dimity edg ing Is something we have recently seen and it has the advantage of be- Tir Al inrikaj l-lzLZ- h c r. y - i I WXI"? ' . i '- wa. --if .r ThereSwas divinity fudge, which is the verylatest addition to the fudge family, and all7 sorts of concoctions that made the plain chocolate fudge of well, Til say-"my school days," in stead of how many years ago, look like a plain little Quaker lady amid the new fluffy masses filled 'with nuts and candied cherries. The making and selling of fancy fudge nas proved quite a financial at tribute to one "guild" that numbers a goodly array of South side girls among its members. Even grown-ups enjoy "fudge" par ,ties, as I can cheerfully testify. Any thing constructed upon a chafing dish brings with it an element of sociabil ity and cheerfulness that is hard to attain In any other way. Long life to it and its pretty schoolgirl cham pions. To Find Partners. Make balls of cotton, tie them with different colored ribbons two of a kind, then give the two balls that are alike to a man. Have the men on one I side of a door or room separated by portieres over which there is a grill or opening. The man is to throw over one ball, the girl who catches it be ing his partner. Another way is to wrap a half of a quotation in one ball and then match the quotation halves. A Red Geranium Luncheon. The most stunning table imaginable is achieved when red geraniums are used exclusively as the decoration for the luncheon. They are available alike to both city and country host esses, as nearly every one has a bed of these brilliant garden flowers and they are usually at their brightest when other blossoms are on the wane. Fill a large glass bowl with the scarlet posies, using their own rich leaves for the green. Red candles in holders of glass, scarlet paper bonbon and nut boxes, with ribbons of the same hue leading to the place cards, which should be white with a red geranium thrust through the corner. The hostess should be gowned in white, with red belt, stock and slip pers; or the dress may be of red mus lin with white accessories: First serve a cherry cocktail, then tomato bouil lon, salmon croquettes with Julienne' potatoes, beet salad and raspberry sherbet The cakes may be iced in red, as there is a harmless fruit col oring; a confectioner will make cream patties to match in coloring if the order is given a few days ahead. MADAME MERRI. 'ii'"f"jiiMrr'iru'r-trnn The Parisienne's Newest Shoes. Some of the newest shoes made for the gay Parisian elegantes are of the variety which' the Americans call "low shoes." This is the first time that these have appeared upon the feet of the real Parisian, and they are quite an innovation. The stockings intended to be won with shoes of this character are wovei so as to form large squares, which are very transparent, while the most novel colors are brick, violet and almost every shade of peacock blue. Mr.ny Parisian women are ordering linen shoes to wear with their linen gowns, and these, of course, will be the same color as the dress. The metallic tis sues, silver, gold and copper, are be ing made up into charming slippers for evening wear. Make Your Hate New. If the black chip hat which was worn last summer looks a little dingy, wipe and brush off all the dust pos sible. Then rub it over lightly with a piece of soft silk dipped in olive oil. 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We are done with an imposed religion, a religion of forms and ceremonies; but we are ready to hear if anyone will teach us the true religion, the religion of free dom and earnestness." The speaker, a French workingman in his blouse, was standing at the cor ner of a Paris boulevard, talking with a stranger, whom yet he had recog nized as "a Christian minister." It was ten o'clock on a hot August night, a few weeks after the suppression of the Commune, nearly thirty-eight years ago. The smoke of its fires was still ascending, the bodies were hardly cold which filled those ghastly trenches in Pere la Chaise, into which thousands of Cummunards had been mown by the avenging cannon of the army of the republic; the blood was hardly dry on the wall, not many rods away, against which 40 priests had been stood and shot to death by those Communards in their day of mad power, for the sole, crime of being priests. Yet that workingman ,sald truly, writes Louise Seymour Hough ton, in the Christian Herald. That in furiated French mob had not been ani mated by a hatred of religion in itself, but simply by hatred of that "religion of forms and ceremonies." because in their Inmost hearts they felt that it had deceived and betrayed them. The workingman disappeared in the crowd of the Parisian boulevard, and has never since been seen or' heard of. but his words have come sounding down through all these years, and be cause of them hundreds of thousands, yes, a great multitude whom no man can number, have been taught "the true religion of freedom and earnest ness." For the words were spoken to Rev. Robert W. McAH. then the pas tor of a large church in England, and their immediate result was the begin ning of the work now known all over the Christian world as the McAH Mis sion, but to the people of France as "the Popular Mission," the mission to the common people. Readers of the- Christian Herald know how Dr. McAH left his comfort able church and, without ever again receiving a cent of salary, began a work which, with its halls, its boats, its itinerant tract distributors, its col porteurs, its automobile and tent work, has covered France from Calais to Marseilles, penetrated into Tunis and Algiers, and brought the light of the Gospel to almost pagan Corsica. Pages might be written of remark able incidents of the boat and other (work of this great mission. "Floating chapels." or "missionary boats." are so well known to readers of this paper that it T7ill perhaps be news to them that this form of evan gelistic work began with the McAH Mission. All the rivers of France are connected by canals, so that there are 20.000 miles of connected inland wa terways in France. About seventeen years ago a floating chapel. Le Bon Messager (The Good Messenger), was built for the McAH Mission and launched upon these Inland water ways to carry the Gospel to as many as possible of the villages and hamlets not reached by' railway, many of them without even a Roman Catholic .church. A few years later, by the generosity of an American lady, a sec ond mission boat La Bonne Nouvelle (The Good News), was launched. The story of these two boats might fll! volumes. The people of many farm ing hamlets and waterside villages have heard the Gospel for the first A LITERARY LION The late F. Marion Crawford used to tell of a bright gent whom he met at a village in Indiana. "I reckon you are the celebrated Marion Crawford?" said the stranger. "My name is Crawford," replied the novelist. "Allow me to introduce myself," said the other. "My name is Higgs. I am in the book line myself, and know how it goes." "You are an author?" remarked Mr. Crawford. "I am glad to meet you." "Yes. I have puulished a book regu larly every year since 1890." "May I ask the name of your latest book?" "It's the Premium List of the Jones County Agricultural Fair," responded Higgs. "Allow me to present you with-'a copy of it I'm the secretary of the Jones county board. We're go ing to beat all records this year. Air machines, chariot races, baseball games and trials of speed on track till you can't rest. Come and spend tMnh time, and heard It "gladly." Night after night the chapel, seating about 150 people, would be packed with 200 people, wedged beyond the possibility of the place, perhaps as many more covering the roof of the boat and the river bank and the bridge connecting "twin" villages on opposite banks of river or canaL When the boat moves on to the next village the people follow it three miles, six. nine and even 12 miles. But it is impos sible, with only two boats, to visit alt the r-srside villages and hamlets of France, even once, much less to re turn for the ingathering of the spir itual harvest It is impossible to know in any detail what are the re sults of all this work. The majority of the French people seem to believe that religion is the enemy of repub licanism, and that a republican form of government cannot exist where re ligion is tolerated. And. in the minds of the majority of Frenchmen, the word "religion" is synonymous with "Catholic." But all this time the McAH 'Mission has suffered under no such disability. It is not a church, but a People's Mis sion, and being by definition a friend of the people it is therefore a friend of the republic. "I like to come here be cause there is no religion here" meaning no ritual or ceremonial 13 frequently said in a mission hall. No penalty, social or legal. Is visited upon the man who enters a hall of the Mc AH Mission, or walks with one of its missionaries, or calls one of them to officiate at a funeral. To those who know it the mission is a friend, an agency for their instruction and for the moralization and the safe and in nocent recreation of their children. Soap Tree in Florida. Side by side grow the soap tree and the tallow tree. The soap tree yields a product from which; is manufactured the purest article of soap that is pos sible to be made. Indeed, the pulp or this berry is a natural soap and will make a lather almost like the manu factured article. The scap Derry tree is now creating widespread Interest and the berries are being Imported from Algiers and China. it will pay to plant the trees and look after their cultivaticn. The prod uct of the tallow tree also enters into the product of soap and the two to gether make a nice combination, and their cultivation should be looked after by those interested In new in dustries. Besides soap the soap ber ries make a fine oil. and when the vir tues of the tallow tree are fully known it may also yield a fine and profitable oil. The young man who now plants out a ten or twenty-acre orchard of these two trees may drop into an easy fortune. Ocala Banner. Began to Be Worried. Little George, who was four yeara old, had been told many Bible stories. Among them wa3 the story of the flood and the building of the ark by Noah. One day a storm threatened. The clouds grew darker, the wind arose, and suddenly the rain began to fall. "Auntie." said George, "do you think it Is going to storm?" "Yes. 1 think it will." was the reply. "Do you think it will be a hard storm?" asked the little fellow. "Yes. I think it will be a hard storm." the aunt replied. "Well, don't you think some of us had better begin building an ark?" he asked. Los Angeles Herald. An Early London Motor Car. Motor cars are not quite the novel ty that some of us suppose. In the London Daily Advertiser of March 4. 1742, there is a description of "a curi ous chaise that travels without horses, lately arrived from Berne." It was claimed for this pioneer automobile that it could cover 40 miles in a day. and it actually ran from Hampstead to Tottenham Court in less than 40 minutes. This vehicle is said to have run with "charming ease," which is more than can be honestly said of some of its London successors of to day. the day with us. and it won't cost you a cent 'Well, this is where I get off. Good-by, Mr. Crawford. Glad to have met you." The genial secretary of Jones coun ty board wrung Mr. Crawford's hand, pushed his hat further back 'on his head, strode do'vn the aisle and got off the car. leaving the astonished au thor of "Mr. Isaacs" gasping for breath. The Wasp. She Was Excited. When an American girl goes to Eu rope she has to learn to do a great many things she may not have done In this country. For instance, she will often have to make speeches. It i? reported that the countess of Gran ard made her first speech in Hornsey at a bazaar, the Liberal party having the affair in charge. She stood under the stars and stripes, and for a few moments had a uad case of stage fright, but she soon recovered and made a really good speech. i " - , ..J , f 'm -'- :.:, Vj.,l ,:f ..ZA&&& W .j i TCWtiJFea-SlS5SJT -jr r-..-. -. F .l . . -rf- SMWB" . "i" Y' """ - .J'-Jv.. Tti -Jj & - O .-. . j.,N JT j t'-r. . T