W.? CHjWJ vt" ; 1 . i ColumbusJournal R. S. STROTHER, Publisher. COLUMBUS, - NEBRASKA 1 OF A i I WEEK'S EVENTS I Latest News of Interest J 2 Boiled Down for the 2 Busy Man. WASHINGTON NEWS. Owing to the illness of Mrs. Taft, the president abandoned bis proposed trip to Hampton, Va. Senator Aldrich surprised his col leagues by admitting that he had been justly criticised by Senator Till man for letting the tariff legislation drag along. Republican and Democratic senators engaged in a spicy debate on the tariff bill. Senators formed a new combination to fight for an income tax, which, they believed, would bring $35,000,000 rev enue yearly. The senate confirmed the nomina tion of Oscar S. Straus to be ambassa dor to Turkey, William W. Rockhill to be ambassador to Russia. Charles Denby of Indiana to be consul general t Vienna, Amos P. Wilder of Wiscon sin at Shanghai, and William A. Rub lee of Wisconsin at Hongkong. Senator Tillman is being urged to change bis tea amendment to the tariff bill so as to apply only to tea imported from non-producing countries, such as England. PERSONAL. Vice-President Sherman, in an ad dress to the National Good Roads con gress, declared himself in favor of Letter public highways. Dr. Paul Ritter, newly appointed minister of Switzerland to the United States, and Amos P. Wilder, United States consul general at Shanghai, ar rived in San Francisco from the Ori eat on the Nippon Maru. Dr. James M. iJarkley of Detroit was elected moderator of the Presbyterian Several assembly at Denver. Miss Helen Taft has promised to un veil a monument to regular army sol diers at Gettysburg on May SI. Wu Ting Fang, the Chinese minis ter, addressed the Lake Mohonk peace conference, declaring that China hopes the day soon will arrive jwhen compulsory arbitration will be the law of nations. John Kirby, Jr., was elected presi dent of the National Association of Manufacturers. President Taft spoke in Charlotte. IN. C at the celebration of the Meck lenburg declaration. Charles W. Eliot, after 40 years eervice, retired as president of Har vard university. Gen. Stoessel, defender of Port Ar thur, and Rear Admiral Nebogatoff, .who were imprisoned for surrendering to the Japanese, have been pardoned by the czar. GENERAL NEWS. Frederico Mariani, whose marriage with Tom Johnson's daughter proved a failure, has written a play in which 'he shows how the game of love is played in America and European coun ties. The appellate court of New York decided that a negro cannot be so much humiliated by false arrest as a white man. Two male buffaloes were killed by Col. Roosevelt and his son Kermit. Final funeral services for Henry H. Rogers, vice-president of the Standard Oil Company, were held in his native town, Fairhaven, Mass. Abdul Hamid, the deposed sultan of Turkey, has turned 15,000,000 over 'to the government. A general strike of river drivers and saw mill workers has been called by the Industrial Workers of the tWorld of Kalispell, Mont It is stated J3M men employed at the saw mills and factories at Somers, Mont, went out Mrs. Louise Carston .of East Hamp ton, Conn., cut the throats of two of 'her children and then ende'd her own life. The Western Pacific railroad placed an order for 40 engines of the consoli dated type with the Brooks plant of the American Locomotive Company. Guam, the United States' tiny island possession in the Pacific ocean, like Its parent country, is in the throes of a tariff revision. The natives believe they were burdened with unnecessar ily high duties. The closing of many bakeries In New York's East side because of the high price of flour, it is feared will bring a bread famine. Boards of arbitration of six states, 'including Illinois, met in Detroit to 'confer on the marine strike on the Great Lakes. Bank robbers secured 6,000 from the Cairo State bank at Cairo. Neb. Alexander and Raymond Meek, father and son. were killed by Joel Hallsback whose father and brother they had shot in a fight over a fence between their farms near Richmond. lad. The law compelling restaurants to give notice when using cold storage eggs or poultry went into effect in California. Capt Peter S. Hains, U. S. A was sentenced , to the penitentiary for from eight to sixteen years for slaying William E. Annis. " The Salvation Army held a big western congress In Chicago, a chief feature being a lecture by Commander Eva Booth. The general assembly of the Presby terian church -opened in Denver and Dr. B. P. Fullerton. the' retiring mod erator, delivered his annual address. MM The traveling public won a victory, in the "Portland Gateway case" by a decision rendered by the interstate commerce commission requiring rail roads to sell through passenger tick ets between Seattle and other points in the Pacific northwest and eastern points via Portland, Ore. The Presbyterian general assembly at Denver went on record as opposed to divorces and Sunday amusements. The senate adopted a rate of 35 and 65 cents on electric light carbons and a 50 per cent duty on automo biles. ' King Edward compelled the earl of Ronaldshay to apologize tohe count ess of Granard for calling her "a dumped American heiress who was fortunate enough to secure a title." The dean of Westminster abbey has refused a request of British authors that the ashes of George Meredith be deposited' in the abbey. Former Warden Armstrong of the Michigan penitentiary in an affidavit said he bad received a $1,500 bribe from Milton Daly, who was arrested in Chicago. A statue of John Witherspoon, signer of the Declaration of Independ ence and former president of Prince ton college, was unveiled in Washing ton. The general assembly of the Pres byterian church convened in Denver, Col. Jack Johnson, heavyweight cham pion of the world, failed to defeat Jack O'Brien, light heavyweight, in a six round bout in Philadelphia. Former President Roosevelt killed his first rhinoceros on his hunt in Africa, seven shots being required to slay the beast Capt Polak of the Kaiser Wilhelm der Grosse, which arrived at New York, reports passing an iceberg 125 feet high. He suggested that the Uni ted States send out a specially equipped warship to blow up such ob structions in the path of 'steamers. Anna Held, before sailing for Eu rope, said she probably would retire from the stage after the p'resent sea son. She is said to be worth $1,000, 000. Stephen Barno, whose back was broken by falling from a scaffold in New York, will leave the White Plains hospital completely cured. It is one of the few cases where a patient with shattered vertebrae has completely recovered. In the presence of Gov. Deneen and a large gathering of citizens, a heroic statue of Gen. George Rogers Clark, the revolutionary soldier and explorer of the northwest, was unveiled at Quincy, 111. The statue is the work of Charles J. Mulligan of Chicago. The program for the opening exer cises at the Seattle world's fair June 1 includes addresses by James J. Hill and Congressman William A. Roden berg of East St Louis, 111. Ambassa dor Bryce also is expected to speak on the opening day. Orientals living in Vancouver, B. C, have cornered the ferry boat service, and those .persons who wish to see the Japanese warships anchored In the harbor must ride in launches op erated by subjects of the mikado. Mrs. Catherine Cain, who, after be ing arrested in Chicago for begging for Elmer E. Cain, a former Wiscon sin assemblyman, married him, has sued for a divorce. Crowds at Baton Rouge, La., saw the battleship Mississippi start on the fourth stage of its journey up the "father of the waters." The next stop will be Bayou Sara. A man, identified as Marvin White head, a member of a prominent fam ily, who has been known as "the wild man" for five years, was captured in the swamps near Prentiss, Miss. Women of Augusta, Ga., went throughout the city and distributed cards bearing an appeal that every family discuss means of fighting tu berculosis. A factory at Waukegan, 111., is gal vanizing horned toads as ornaments for women's hatoins. A statue of John Witherspoon, fa mous Scotch divine signer of the Declaration of Independence and once president of Princeton college, was unveiled in Washington. r At the May meeting of the Yale cor poration announcement was made of the offer of $100,000 from Mrs. Morris K. Jesup of New York to establish the Morris K. Jesup professorship of silviculture in the Yale Forestry school. A bronze statue of Henry Wads worth Longfellow was unveiled in Washington with much ceremony. It was presented to the nation by the Longfellow National Memorial associ ation and was accepted by President Taft President Taft was caught in a crowd of panic-stricken people at Charlotte, N. C, when a cloudburst broke over the city as he viewed the Mecklenberg parade. Hopes were entertained at St Johns, N. F., that the liner Mon golian could be released from the ice jam, in which it was held three days, without loss of life. bultan Mehmed V. said he would see that the massacres in Asiatic Tur key are not repeated. The duma has announced a bill for a progressive inheritance tax in Rus sia. Mrs. T. P. Felman of Chicago, while in Philadelphia, had Dr. Marberg pre scribe for her by wireless from the Amerika, far out at sea. The doctor's message was: "Follow diet prescribed before sailing. All will be O. K." s. Attorney General Wickersham stopped the grand jury inquiry into Oklahoma land frauds when charges of unfair tactics were made against government attorneys. Mrs. Taft became suddenly 'ill on the yacht Sylph and. was hurried to the White House. Her illness is not serious but compelled her to cancel ner social engagements. Willard Ralph, 29 years old, a son of the late Julian Ralph, the writer, shot himself in the side while walking along Surf avenue In Coney Island, N. Y., and Is in a serious condition. The offer of Mr. and Mrs. J. W. Dan iels of Minneapolis of $50,000 for a memorial gateway to' their son, For rest Leonard Daniels of the class of 1907, was accepted by the Yale cor poration. The fifteenth annual Lake Mohonk conference oa international arbitration opened at Mohonk Lake. N. Y with a Urge number of eminent men present as speakers and delegates. LlillED IS HELD UP UNION PACIFIC OVERLAND TRAIN MEETS ROBBERS. REGISTERED mULSUCKSMN Four Men Concerned fn Work Are Be lieved to Be at Present Hiding TrT Omaha. '' Omaha Overland Limited train No. 2 on the Union Pacific was held up by four masked robbers on the Lane Cut Off at 11:20 Saturday night the train crew and mail clerks subdued with guns and seven sacks of regis tered mail taken from the mail car by the robbers, who jumped into a waiting automobile and escaped. "One of .e features of the holdup was that the train was held less than fifteen minutes," said Mr. Foley, who was at his home, but soon hurried to his office to hear the reports of the train crew. The place where the train was held up was on the country road between the Northwestern crossing and the overhead bridge, just west of South Omaha, less than a mile from the west side of Hanscom park. The train had just crossed the big fill over the Little Pappio when the rob bers climbed over the tender into the cab and ordered tne engine crew to run the train a little farther before stopping, lue stop was finally order ed on the county road. The Limited was coming into Oma-t ha over the Lane Cut off and had reached a point this side of Seymour when "two masked men crawled over the tender into .ue cab. of the engine and forced Engineer Ellick R. Mickel John and Fireman Herman Prawl to throw up their hands. After they had been searched for weapons they were told to run the train a little further and stop, the place of stop ping having been planned with refer ence to the waiting automobile. A third robber soon appeared on the scene and was joined by a fourth as soon as the train stopped. Taking the engine crew along with them the robbers went to the mail car and found the door open. They lired a couple of shots and brought the eight main clerks to the door of the car, where they were soon confronted with guns and lined up and searched for weapons. The robbers, after lining up the mail clerk's, forced the engine crew to carry seven sacks of registered mail to the waiting automobile, and as soon as the seven sacks were loaded, the four jumped in the auto mobile and started for the north. Late hut meager clues, all tending to show the men who robbed the mail car of the Union Pacific Overland Limited on the boundary line between Omaha and South Omaha at 11:30 Saturday night are in the city of Omaha have been found by Omaha police and railroad detectives. These officers believe the train rob bers are in Omaha, and that perhaps at their leisure they sorted the seven sacks of registered mail taken from the car while in hiding Sunday. The amount of loss is not known and will not be for several days. Coney Island Still Does Business. New York. Two hundred thousand persons, according to estimates, went down to Coney Island Sunday to watch the police clap on the lid, as threatened by Mayor McClellan's re cent declaration that the Sunday clos ing law would be enforced. Those who expected a clash between the law and the showmen were disappointed, for no friction whatever occurred. All amusement resorts ran as usual and only six arrests were made during the day. Two were peddlers and two were for violation of the excise laws. One Hundred Engines for U. P. Dunkirk, N. Y. It is reported that the Union Pacific railroad has placed an order for 100 engines with the American Locomotive company and that they will.be built at the Sche nectady and Brooks plants. Big Reward for Robbers. Omaha. Assistant Superintendent Foley says: "The Union Pacific will give a reward of $5,000 for the appre hension of each of the robbers who held up the Overland limited Satur day night." HAMMOND FOR CHINA POST. Famous Engineer is Said to Be Slated for the Position. Washington While it is impossible to secure any confirmation of the re port that President Taft will tender the post of minister to China to John Hays Hammond, it is believed here that such an offer will be made. Whether Mr. Hammond would feel that he could leave his business inter ests in this country and take up his residence in Peking without' serious detriment to the former has been the subject of much speculation. Fairbanks is at Tokio. Tokio. Former Vice President Charles W. Fairbanks and party ar rived here from San Francisco. Mr. Fairbanks will be received in audi ence by the emperor. Kermit Gets Third Buffalo. Naibori, British East Africa. The Roosevelt expedition is still hunting, buffalos on the Nairobi, river, and" Mr. Roosevelt and his son Kermit Succeeded in bringing . down their third animal of this kind.' Appraised at $70,000,000. Pittsburg. The representatives of the New York financial interests who have been looking over the coking plants in the Connellsville region, pre paratory to appraising them for about seventy-five of- the eighty-six Inde pendent companies interested in the mannufacture of coke in this section, who propose to merge their interests, on Friday gave their approval to the appraisement oi tne property. The IT, .mount involve in the tol .s. to nainnnt to netvoon tLK finn f(U anA i -...... w... w,WVV,VVW BUV . f70.000.000. j NEBRASKA NEWS AND NOTES. Hems' f interest Taken From Hers and There Over the State. Stanton has decided on proper cele bration of the Fourth, of July. A new tank Is soon to open at Te cumseh. s The Union Pacific is building a new depot at Columbus. The college at Bellevue was dam aged to the extent of $100 by hail storm. Several mild. cases of smallpox have appeared at Holdrege. The railway conmission "ordered the Union Pacific to" erect a depot at Madison. The Farmers' Lumber company of Unadilla has been incorporated with a cash capital of $25,200. After two weeks ot drouth, six Nor folk saloons reopened, having secured licenses. Burglars made a raid on several houses in Springfield.. They, however, secured but little booty. John Ruppert was fined $75 and coste in the district court at Columbus for the illegal selling of liquor. The fire department of Beatrice will have charge of the Fourth of July celebration in that city. Fairbury is highly pleased over the selection of that place for the next state encampment of the G. A. R. -Rev. G. W. Crofts of West Point died last week. For eight years he was pastor of the Congregational church at Beatrice. An unknown man was killed a quar ter of a mile west of Denton. His body, was dragged forty rods under the Box car of a Burlington freight train, and was terribly mangled. Mr. .and Mrs. Clyde, living near Pax ton, are accused of maltreating a 4-year-old- child that they had taken into the family. They were arrested and the child taken from them. O. A. Cooper, who has been engaged in the milling business in Humboldt for thirty years, says that he paid last week, for the first time in his life, $l.o0 per bushel for wheat. The village board of Republic City has amended the pool hall license, so' that anyone wishing to open a busi ness cf that kind will have to pay $500, $400 occupation tax and $100 to the school fund. While engaged in fighting the fire which destroyed his barn, granary and corn crib, George Lillich, a farm er living southwest of Tecumseh, suf fered painful burns to his face and hands. In Beatrice a man was granted a divorce on charges that his wife "struck and knocked him down and then jumped upon him." The woman was also charged with intimacy with several men. During a severe electrical storm the barn on the E. Bundy farm, about nine mies southeast of Dickens was struck by lightning and entirely consumed, together with some harness, hay, grain and sheds. Ed Molloy, en route from Chicago to Twin Falls, Idaho, with an emi grant car, was struck by an engine in the yards at Sunderland. He was cut about the head and received other hurts, but is expected to recover. At Jansen the baby of Mr. and Mrs. John M. Carsten was probably fatally burned by boiling suds from a wash ing machine. The accident occurred while its mother was temporarily ab sent from the room. In the district court at Kearney Perry B. Deets was awarded a verdict of $1,275 against the Union Pacific m account of damages sustained while unloading sheep at Gibbon. The train was moved while he was unloading. The city council of Grand Island has called a special election of the voters for the issuance of $17,000 in paving intersection bonds, denomina tion 1,000; 5 per cent, optional to the city after five years. Mrs. Coburn, who sued the Burling ton railway and the American Beet Sugar company for $25,000 on ac count of the death o her husband, will get $5,500. 'Negotiations were begun in the federal court at Lincoln. It was expected that the suit would be settled and the case would not go to the jury. Nebraska enjoys the distinction of graduating the largest class, from an advanced course, of any state normal in the country. The class of 1909 of the Peru normal numbers 174, the largest in the institution's history. The large majority of the class have been elected to good positions in the best schools of the state An answer, prepared by Edson Rich, has been filed by the Union Pa cific in the suit brought by the state and the newspaper owners who had exchanged, space for mileage. The road contends that the exchange of mileage at the rate of 2 cents per mile for advertising space in newspa pers at their regular rates is not -an infringement of the anti-pass act or the 2-cent fare act. Mr. and Mrs. W. L. Marshall of Beatrice are distressed over the strange disappearance of their son, Earl, a young man 20 years old, who left several days ago taking with him $150 belonging to his father. He left a letter saying that he was going to St Louis, with the avowed purpose of ending his life in the Mississippi river. The young man was in poor health. M. E. Moore, a workman in a wagon shop at Ainsworth, had two fingers nearly cut off and the third and fourth badly cut and torn, while working with a band saw operated by a gasoline engine. The barn of Hubert Reed, six miles west of Cedar Rapids, caught fire. There was destroyed the horse barn worth $2,500.' the cattle barn worth $2,000, six head of horses valued at $1,200, all harness and machinery stored in the barns and the granary and corn crib, containing 500 bushels of corn and over 1,000 bushels' of oats. Total loss. $6,000. Will Hicks of Sutton, under a charge of murder and robbery, plead guilty and was sentenced by Judge Hurd to confinement in the peniten tiary for seven years. The" man's wife has commenced suit against the saloons of Sutton for $25,000 damages. Ladles of the Grand Army of the Republic, in session at York, elected the following officers: President, Mrs. Clara C. Lyons, Omaha: senior vice president Nora E. Kidder, Scribner; junior -lice-president Celestine fryer, " T V V Z. J SSmSST Jennie " 'r "" 4, I Knights. Lincoln. XT.1 II NEW CHANCELLOR OR. AVERY PLACED AT HEAD OF STATE UNIVERSITY. HIS SELECTiON IHUMIMOUS The New Official, Himself a Graduate -1 ef fhe University, Has Been in 'Charfe-Stnce January. Dr. Samuel Ayery, who has been seving as acting chancellor of the State university, since January -1, was elected chancellor by the board of regents. This action would, not have been taken until the June meeting, ex cept that one of the regents will not be in the state at that time, and he wanted to take part in it Mr. Avery's selection for the position of head of (he State university was unanimous. Dr. Avery, himself a 'graduate of the State university, was professor In chemistry, had studied abroad and had received signal recognition over there for 'his work in that science. When Chancellor Andrews withdrew because of ill health the regents wanted to put a man in his position who was familiar with conditions in Nebraska, and recognized in Prof. Avery a broad minded, brilliant man. they made him acting chancellor. They have been highly pleased with the way that he has taken hold of the work, and con sequently determined to make him chancellor. Dr. Samuel Avery. In future it will be Superintendent of Schools W. M. Davidson, LL.D., for the regents decided to confer the de gree of doctor of laws on him be cause of his eminence in the educa tional work of the state. Stringent rules were adopted in re gard to students drinking, and in fu ture members of any organization that serves liquor at its banquet or meet ing will be expelled. Practically the same action was taken conccraing teachers. The following resolutions were adopted: Urst No student of the university shall retain membership in any so ciety, fraternity or organization in the university whose membership is secret concealed or not made public in the usual way. Second Hereafter the general su pervision and control of the Pan Hellenic dance and all similar inter fraternity social functions or events are vested in the inter-fraternity coun cil. Third No student shall be a mem ber of any secret order or fraternity or other secret organization which exists primarily for the purpose of controlling student affairs, or which holds or maintans banquets or other gatherings at which alcoholic liquors are served. Fourth Any student convicted of violating any of the provisions of sec tions one and three, or either of them, shall be expelled or suspended from the university. Any conduct on the part of the members of the teaching or official bodies of the university clearly tending to support or encour age students in the violation of those sections shall be deemed an impro priety. Colonel Eberly's Staff. George A. Eberly of Stanton, recent ly elected colonel of the First regi ment, Nebraska National guard, has appointed the following staff officers, whose selection .has been approved: Jerome A. Lilly of Omaha, regimental adjutant; William E. Kelso of Wisner, regimental quartermaster; Del F. Lough of Omaha, regimental commis sary; Rev. Fletcher M. Sisson of Ne braska City, chaplain. Denied a License. The Lafayette Life Insurance com pany of Lafayette, lnd., has been de nied a license to do business in Ne braska by State Auditor Searle. Tho auditor held that the company was writing three different kinds of spe cial contracts and for that reason de clined to relicense it Thompson Supports Mains. Deputy Food Commissioner S. L. Mains recently announced that the state law requires a statement of the ingredients of all food compounds to be placed on the label. He Is now supported by Attorney General Thomp son, and the latter, in answer to a question, has held that when food packages are accompanied by gifts, premiums or prizes such packages are to be deemed misbranded under the law. Prize packages ..'ere not per mitted by the former food commis sioner, but the question is again up. Costly Transportation. Because Gregory F. 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Mrs. Thinne All I had. Our Wonderful Language. "Out of sight in that gown. Isn't he?" observed a gentleman in the balcony, pointing to Mrs. de Koltay, who occupied a front seat in one of the lower tier of boxes. "Out of sight? Well, .hardly. It strikes me it is the other way about," responded his companion dryly. Which goes to show the elasticity of the American language, which says one tMng and means another. It also shows but, upon second thought, we must respectfully but firmly decline going Into any further details. Bohe mian. , Laundry work at home would bo much more satisfactory if the right Starch were used. In order to get the desired stiffness, it is usually neces sary to use so much starch that the beauty and fineness of the fabric is hidden behind a paste of varying thickness, which not only destroys the appearance, but also affects the wear ing quality of the goods. This trou ble can be entirely overcome by using Defiance Starch, as it can be applied much more thinly because of its great er strength than other makes. Had Her Doubts. "Mamma, does God watch over and take care of me when I am asleep?" suddenly asked little Marjory one evening after she had said her prayers, and was ready to be tucked into her crib. "Why, yes, dear; of course He does." replied her mother. "Well." said Marjory doubtfully. "He didn't keep very good watch last night I woke up twice and found the blankets all off." Not What He Meant. The Liverpool Post tells of a Birk enhead church secretary who an nounced In church on Sunday that a Shakespearean recital in character would be given. When he was in formed that the recital would not be "in character" he corrected himself by saying, "None of these taking part in the recital will be dressed." Slavonic Superstition. 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