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W9 i5ft?i?v it -" f-fz v$S2$ i&&r it fif- ,STv Wtl'"CfS' T-H5 S rffplsll Columbus Journal R. 8. 8TR0THER. Publisher. COLUMBUS, NEBRASKA j: OF i 1 WEEK'S EVENTS j : - i Latest News of Interest J Z Boiled Down for the 2 Busy Man. WASHINGTON NEWS. Senators LaFolIette and Root and Bailey and Nelson had hot clashes over the tariff bill. President Taft administered a se vere rebuke to Gov. Stubbs of Kansas. The senate by a vote of 61 to 24 adopted the schedule placing a duty of 25 cents a ton on iron ore. Senator Bailey said the imprison ment of a "malefactor of great wealth" would end violations of the anti-trust laws. Secretary Knox received a petition urging the suppression of socialists in the United States. The senate began the consideration of the iron and steelschedules of the tariff bill which promise one of the biggest fights on the measure. The National Association for the Study and Prevention of Tuberculosis began its annual meeting in Washing ton. Marquis de Villalobar has been ap pointed minister to the United States from Spain. Senator Aldrich ordered the senate finance committee to reduce the duty on window glass. The health department of the Dis trict of Columbia has issued an order barring roosters from Washington. Representative Cooper of Wiscon sin, who was one of the leaders of the insurgent movement in congress, will not, it is said, be reappointed chair man of the insular affairs committee. President Taft sent a message to congress urging an amendment of the law under which Porto Rico is gov erned. Frank B. Kellogg, the "trust buster," denied the report that he had told the president he intended to quit the gov ernment service. President Taft declared himself in favor of playgrounds for children in all cities. PERSONAL. Dr. William Osier declared the pub lic must awaken to its responsibility in the fight against tuberculosis. Elias B. Burns of Gas City, Ind., had his funeral sermon preached before be died. William J. Bryan visited the tomb of McKinley at Canton, O., and paid a silent tribute to the man who defeated him twice for the presidency. James R. Saunders after spending 31 years in prison at Fort Madison, la., for murder, was pardoned. E. H. Gary, head of .the steel trust, said the country is recovering from the recent panic and prosperity is coming. C. L. Hutchinson of Chicago was elected president of the American Fed eration of Arts at the Washington meeting. Wilbur and OrviHe Wright, the Day ton, O., aviators, returned from Europe. Former Vice-President Fairbanks sailed from Honolulu for Japan. SUMMARY GENERAL NEWS. Tornadoes which swept Kansas. Missouri and Oklahoma killed at least five persons and injured more than fifty. Charles W. Caldwell, a lawyer at Columbus. Ind., was arrested because of his attentions to a young girl. Rev. Stephen Van R. Trowbridge, an American missionary, in a letter re ceived in Boston, said the Turkish government caused the recent mas sacre at Adana. Arrested for swindling the South western bank out of $11,600. Robert Isaac, a prisoner in London, said he did it for excitement and not to obtain money.y The greatest maneuvers of state and federal troops since the Spanish American war will take place in and around Boston in August A strange parasite is devastating forests.in.the eastern part of the. Uni ted States. It Is believed that it came from France on young' trees and shrubs. '.:.! . Eighteen , members of the social democratic organization convicted in 4 Moscow. Russia, '-were sentenced to perpetual. exile in. Siberia. The exiles include Prof. Rocokoffof 'the Univer sity of Moscow. .Mrs. Carolyne Tamplet, society woman of Louisville, Ky armed with a revolver, drove a negro burglar out ot her home after a desperate strug gle. Twenty men were reported drowned when a launch sank in the Ohio river atuir Pittsburg. CapL Peter C. Halns was found guilty of manslaughter In the first de- gree following his trial for slaying William E. Annis . Six thousand postal employes of Paris went, out on a strike when the chamber of deputies delayed action on their demands. , J. E. White was arrested at Vin cennes. Ind.. charged with 'attempting to kidnap Willie Hamilton, son-of a contractor. - The McCune building at Des Moines, Ia occupied by the New York Vall- paper & Stationery Company, was de stroyed by. fire. Loss. $150,000. William H. Schantz of Hastings, $ member of the Michigan legislature was attacked by an assassin who shuhed-his throat with a rasor. Tke'annaal meeting of the National Association for the Study and Preven- tfei of Tuberculosis opened in Wash- The Hotel Men's Mutual Benefit as-, sneiation was entertained in Mobile, Ala. Prominent among the candidates for moderator of the Presbyterian general assembly, which convenes in Denver, Col., next week; is Rev. Dr. Robert MacKenzie, pastor of Ruttgers Presby terian church. New York? The first convention of the Interna tional League for Highway Improve ment began at Richmond, Va. , - Five Filipino outlaws were killed near Bamno by cavalry under CapL Rhodes. , j The business of the town of Tilton. 111., is at a standstill because- three members of its board of affairs have resigned, having been jtold by the Standard Oil Company, which employs them, that its employes cannot take part in public administration. Mrs. Myrtle Brewer,' a widow, is in jail in Lyons, Kan.r, having confessed that she shot and killed Frederick Arn, a bridge carpenter, because he an noyed her. . , A dispatch received in Cologne said a massacre was threatened at Ezer oun. Turkey. The Wright' brothers and their- sis ter, who have just , returned from Eu rope, were heartily welcomed to their home. Dayton, O. Former President Roosevelt after several days of successful hunting, moved his camp to George McMillan's Ju Ja ranch.. Judge Harris of Paxton refused to quash the indictment against Joseph Klein, the Chicago militiaman charged with killing a Kankakee boy. The "rat" in her hair acted as a buffer and saved Mrs. Richard Frost of Jackson, Mich., from probable death in an automobile crash. The Illinois Elks voted to hold their 1910 convention in Quincy. A medal was awarded by the war department to Amos Weaver of Dun kirk, Ind., for bravery in the Philip pines. Misses Maud Ewing and Ida Tilden, Des Moines (la.) teachers, were ar rested on charges of cruelly whipping David Kaplain. nine years old. William Price of Pana, 111., com mitted suicide by blowing himself to pieces with dynamite. William E. Corey, president of the United States Steel corporation, sailed from New York for Europe. He said an early tariff adjustment meant pros perity. Geraldine Farrar, prima donna, will be wedded in June to Antonio Scotti, Italian barytone. The ceremony will lake place in Paris. F. J. Walz, district forecaster of Louisville, Ky., has been appointed to assume .charge of the new topograph ical division of the United States for the collection of climatology data. Eastern Illinois is in the division. Chicago is seeking the next conven tion of the National Brotherhood of Railway Trainmen, which is meeting m Columbus, O., and which is expected to vote money for completing the home for aged and disabled trainmen at Highland Park, 111. Judge G. H. Cabaniss of the superior court of San Francisco granted di vorces to seven women in 28 minutes. The twenty-fifth world-wide quadren nial conference of the United Brethren church began a 12 days' session at Canton, O. Wireless telephone between Chicago and Milwaukee was put in operation, the first wireless telephone message received in Wisconsin being picked up at the office of the Milwaukee Journal The departmental committee which probed the alleged combinations in the meat trade in England scored the American beef trust Twenty men were killed by the ex plosion of 1,000 pounds of dynamite at Bethlehem, N. Y. In deciding the suit of Mrs. Sarah A. Davis of Vermilion, 111., the circuit court will determine whether the widow owns the body of her husband Twenty-four men, who participated in the recent mutiny, were banged ir the streets of Constantinople. Announcement was made that E. H Gary will give a $100,000 Y. M. C. A building to the city of Gary, Ind. Thomas H. Netherland, who hao charge of the social affairs of the White House during the Roosevelt ad ministration, committed suicide. H. R. Brasfield of Unionville, Mo , a state representative, who-in 1902 set aN record by fasting 60 days, is said to be dying in Jefferson City, Mo. John W. Herron of Cincinnati, father of Mrs. William H. Taft, ac companied by his daughter, Mrs. Louise More, has gone to the White House for a visit Both Henry T. Huntington, nephew of the late Collis P. Huntington, and the latter's widow, Mrs. Arabella D. Huntington, denied the dispatches from Los Angeles that they are to be married. Claiming complete lapse of memory, a mysterious stranger has arrived at McNeil, Ark., with the only means of identification being the letters "H. A. W." on his linen. He says he remem bers he was a professor at a univer sity in Texas. Because sne wore high-heeled shoes when she was injured by a fall from a street car, Mrs. Anna Peterson of Oak land. Cal...has lost her suit for dam ages against the Oakland Traction Company. The - Playground Association ol America decided that 'baseball- is a healthy sport for boys. May Yohe, actress, formerly Lady Frances Hope, afterward Mrs. Putnam Bradlee- Strong, is now the' wife of a Canadian lumberman said to be named Murphy. A son has been born to ber in Portland. Ore. A bronze statue of Henry Wads worth Longfellow was unveiled in Washington with much ceremony. It was presented to' the nation by the Longfellow National Memorial associ ation and was accepted by President Taft Mehmed V., the new sultan of Tur key, plowed a furrow in the palace lawn to show that he is physically able to bear the burdens of the em pire. James Boyle, sentenced to life Im prisonment and his wife, with 25 years to serve for kidnaping Willie Whltla. began their terms in the peni tentiary at Pittsburg. Since January 1 more than $1,000, 000 worth of watches, diamonds. Jew elry, silverware and other valuable chattels have been stolen in New York city, accordimc to the lists furnished pawnbrokers ny the police. THE SENATE ACTIVE CESSIONS HENCEFORTH WILL BE GIN EARLIER. MORE RAPID WORK IN VIEW 'Insurgents" Said to Be Causing De lay, They Giving More Trouble than the Democrats. Washington. Beginning Monday the daily sittings of the senate will commence at 10 o'clock in the morn ing. The hour has been advanced in the hope of expediting final action on the tariff bill by more rapidly dispos ing of the long speeches as well as of the detailed discussion of the various disputed schedules. The 'considera tion of the measure has developed greater opposition on the part of a dozen or so of republican senators than was expected, and the support ers of the bill feel that every possible effort must be made to exhaust their criticism and bring the bill to a vote. So far, however, they have received no encouragement from the "insur gents," and the republican leaders are quite in the dark as to when the end may be reached. Indeed, they are fintrng less difficulty on that point in dealing with the independent republi cans and the opinion is freely ex pressed that but for this antagonism a day might soon be set which would decide the fate of the measure. The discussion this week will deal with the various paragraphs which have been passed over, but there will be a few speeches on the general tariff question, including one by Sen ator Depew, which probably will be delivered Monday. Senator Clay has prepared and will deliver, probably on Tuesday, an elaborate speech criticis ing the sugar schedule and undertak ing to show that it is in the interest of the sugar combination. The razor schedule will receive first attention Monday and Senator Simmons will conntinue his efforts to have the rate lowered. Senator rBailey " will continue to press his demand for a vote on the income tax as a feature of the tariff bill, but it is an open secret in the senate that he is not now nearly -so confident of a successful result of such a vote as he was in the begin ning of the agitation. Indeed, he has confided to some of his friends his conviction that some of the advocates of such a tax have been "picked off" by the enemy. The general opinion among the supporters of the income tax policy is that the cause in the senate has been materially weakened by the decision of the president not to press for the tax. At any event, it is not probable that a vote on the question will be reached this week. In the house, an attempt will be made to pass the Philippine tariff bill on Monday and the Porto Rico bill on Thursday. The latter measure will be reported Monday. Both bills will arouse discussion, but it is not be lieved there will be any stubborn op position to cither, and the committee having them in charge are confident of disposing of each after a day of de bate. THOMAS A. CREIGH IS DEAD. Pneumonia, Due to Exposure at G. A. R. Meeting at York. Omaha. Thomas A. Creigh, past commander of the G. A. R. Nebraska, died at his home, 112 North Thirty second avenue, at 7:45 Sunday morn ing after an illness of but five days of pneumonia. Mr. Creigh was taken ill with a cold while attending the de partment encampment of the Grand Army of the Republic at York, Neb., Wednesday of last week. All of the surviving past department commanders of Nebraska now in the state will be present at the funeral Tuesday, having so signified their in tention by wire. Grant post No. 110 will have imme diate charge of the services. -of which post Mr. Creigh was former comman der and one of its most active and be loved members. The Women's Relief corps and Ladies of the. Grand Army of the Republic will participate in the services, as will also representatives of the Masonic fraternity. BRITAIN CATTLE SHORTAGE. Charge That United States Exporters Are Holding Back Stock. Liverpool. Owing to the shortage of American and Canadian cattle land-, ed at Birkenhead and allegations that the United States was withholding supplies with a view to raising prices, the Liverpool Chamber of Commerce is urging the' Board of Agriculture to .remove immediately the embargo on live cattle from the Argentine Repub lic. Prominent Surgeon Dead. New York. Dr. Gerardus H. Wyn oop, an eminent New York surgeon and one of the, first physicians in America to perform the operation for the removal of the veriform appendix, died Sunday, aged 65 years. FOLKS URGES LOCAL CONTROL. New Yorker Holds This to Be Most - Effective in-White Plaftue. Washington. The National Associa tion for the Study and Prevention of Tuberculosis brought its meeting to a close Saturday. Homer Folks of New tfork in a paper said that the most effective work to control tuberculosis is' to follow the example, of the na tional association in forming local or ganizations or committees to take the responsibility of securing county and municipal control of the disease. Roosevelt Taking a Rest Nairobi, British East Africa. Theo dore Roosevelt, who Is at present the guest of George McMillan at the Ju Ja ranch, whither he repaired from his camp at Machakos in the Athi river district spent his first day at the ranch in 'his room resting. He has, however, begun work on a series of ar ticles describing his adventures up to date. Mr. Roosevelt has found time to visit parts of the McMillan estate and to discuss the prospects of sports, with F. C Selooa. the well-known Kag-1 link hunter, and his hosts. . - 0 VALI3. ... , - . -i-.- Clblsy LaW.I,Upheldt?ycfcrce Cul;! The 2Tvcr cent rethictToiTln espTesi I v rates made by the Sibley law is held TrfE RATE val'i by. Referee John J.SulIivan ma,- -- VAR!3US SECTIONS, rerort filed in the supripme' court of P " " Nebraska. ' This .sustains the conten- u- x sssrsstrfessrss! ni-goBairtliasHEB-iiPfiiL that ie. Sibley act is.not confiscatory "H1" wwimimm v !-" us appiicu mo me ousmebs ui iu various express companies and as a conclusion of law recommends that judgment be given for the state. The referee is a!o master' in chancery for the federal court at Omaha in suits pending in that court and he will file the same report with Judge W. H. Mungcr. If the supreme court adopts the re port it will mean a saving of about $270,000 a year to the people of Ne braska and little or no reduction in the profits of the express companies. The five companies doing business in this state last year collected from the people of Nebraska $735,000 The Sibley act was passed by thoprom now oa Rartics brought before gislature of 1907. Attorney General j nIm on the charge of indulging two leg; Thompson sought to enforce the law and filed an application for an injunc tion"' to restrain the companies from violnting its provisions. The com panies took, the case to the federal court and it was remanded by Judge T. C. Munger on the" ground that the state was the sole party at interest and therefore the federal court had no jurisdiction. The supreme court granted' a temporary restraining or der against the companies April 15 and since that time the act has been in force. The supreme court appointed Judge John J. Sullivan referee to take testimony and report findings of fact and conclusions of law. The referee held hearings in Lincoln, Omaha and New York City. Attorney General Thompson will file a motion in the supreme court for judgment upon the referee's report. The companies will probably file ex ceptions to the report and the case will then have to be argued before the court or submitted on briefs. This may occupy considerable time. In the meantime Jf the federal court should find for the companies the attorney general will have a strong point in reserve in the supreme court of the United States. He will assail the jurisdiction of the federal court on the ground that, the state is the sole party at interest and that therefore the state court alone has jurisdiction. There are five identical cases, in volving the Adams. American, Wells Fargo, Pacific and United States Ex press companies. The finding by Judge Sullivan in all is the same. In the Adams case his finding concludes: "My conclusions of law are as fol low: "First That the Sibley act so far as it affects the business of the Adams Express company, is not confiscatory. "Second That a judgment on its merits should be entered in favor of the state and against the company." Award of State Printing. A majority of the state printing board has awarded contracts. In each case the lowest bidder received what he wanted. The bids were opened some time ago, but official awards were not made till last week. All of the big jobs'except the report of the state 'board of agriculture go to print ers out of Lincoln. The house journal was awarded to Claflin of University place, the senate journal to the York Blank Book company, and the session laws to Tim Sedgwick's company of York. The Ord Quiz received two con tracts. After Bird Killers. Deputy Game Warden Geilus has started on a campaign against foreign ers who slaughter song birds. Rail way laborers, he claims, kill the song and insectivorous birds for food. Saloons Out of Business. AH saloons in Lincoln closed downed in accordance with law. on Monday night Most 'of the barrooms were dismantled early in the evening. Ac cumulated stocks will be shipped back to wholesalers. The saloonkeepers who remain in Lincoln, say they will unite with officials in striving for the enforcement of the prohibition law to the letter. His Organs Reversed. The case of Charles Schuppel, a la borer in the brick yards at Yankee Hill, has mystified Lincoln physicians. His heart is on the right side of his chest, while his liver is on the left side of the abdomen. He is 40 years of age and in excellent health. Clubs Given Dry Notice. ' Chief of Police Cooper notified all the clubs of the city that after June 1 they must discontinue to sell intoxicat ing liquors and that they must not have any stock on hand after that date. This action is in accordance with instructions from the excise board. Contest for Mayoralty. T. J. Doyle, attorney for Robert Ma lone, said that as soon as he could consult his client he would begin a suit to contest the election of D. L. Love for mayor. Burlington Man Promoted. H. E. Byram, general superintendent of the Burlington railroad for the Ne braska districts has received notice of a promotion in the form of a transfer to Chicago headquarters as assistant to Daniel WillarcT, second vice presi dent of the system. He will be suc ceeded here by W. B. Troop, now gen eral superintendent of the Iowa dis trict with headquarters at Burlington. In his new capacity Mr. Byram will become a-factor in the operation of the whole Burlington system. His Ne braska experience will be of help. Eberly is Chosen Colonel. The ballots cast by the commis sioned officers of the First regiment Nebraska national guard, to fill va cancies in the offices of colonel and lieutenant colonel, were canvassed at the adjutant general's office. , Major George A. Eberly of Stanton was elected colonel and Major William Ed mund Baehr of Omaha was chosen lieutenant colonel with no opposition. Major Baehr was formerly captain of company L, Omaha, and served as a private in that company in tie Paillp- BSSSSSSSSllSSSSSSBSSSBftsSSSSSSSlBBSSSUSUSSSSBBT-jPjSlHSMEEMa .lodftCM iu QQIK f NEW3 NOTES CF INTEREST FROM Religious, Social, Agricultural, Polit ics! and Other Matters Given Due Consideration. Andrew Carnegie notified the Nor folk library board that ten .thousand dollars is available for the construc tion of a public library there. . At the .farm of Frank McDermott in Cameron township, Hall county, barns and contents to the value of about $1,800 were destroyed by fire. Insurance is only partial. In sentencing two drunks Police Judge Ellis of Beatrice, stated that freely will be given the limit in the matter cf fines. C. M. Chamberlain of the defunct Chamberlain banking house at Tecum seh appeared in district court and gave bond in the sum of $1,000 for his appearance at the October term of court. For several months the merchants of Republican City nave been missing from their stores, groceries, shoes and clothing. After a quiet watch two men were arrested who were found with the goods in their possession. Superintendent W. F. Stockdalc, who has been at the head of the Wis ner city schools for the last eight years, has been elected superintend ent of the schools at Madison at a salary of $1,250 for the first year. Mrs. Margaret McKernahan of Belle vue, who was a tornado victim a year ago and was mentally deranged by her physical injuries, and the loss of her home, attempted suicide by setting fire to her clothes. She died of her burns a few days later. Arthur Griess, the 12-year-old son of Mr. and Mrs. Charley Griess of Sutton was bitten by a dog. By its actions it was feared the dog was affected with rabies. The child has been taken to the Pasteur institute in Chicago for treatment The house occupied by L. W. Huddleson northeast of Ponca about one mile, was destroyed by fire. The wind was blowing a gale and carried the fire to the barn, which was con sumed also. There was no insurance on Mr. Huddleson's goods. After an inquiry lasting all night the corner's jury at Hastings failed to fix responsibility for the death of 9 year old Tommy Stoetzel who was killed with a shot from a rusty army musket in the home of his father, Thomas Stoetzel seven miles south west of Holstein. Fire of unknown origin totally de stroyed the electric light plant of Cambridge. All the machinery, dyno mos, motors, switchboard, Weber gas producer and engine are totally de stroyed and turned into scrap metal; also the storage batteries that sup plied the daylight current. At Grand Island Mrs. Janey Jay, who shot Frank Koehler, alleged in self-defense, and seriously wounded him, was arraigned on the charge of shooting with intent to wound and bound over to the district court waiving preliminary examination, in the sum of $500. Arrangements have been effected by which Fairmont will have the advant age of a Chautauqua the coming sum mer. A group of business men and farmers voluntarily subscribed sums to be used as a guarantee fund in case the sale of tickets does not meet the necessary expenses. The 3-year-old daughter of Bruce Mansfield at Arlington, while playing in the kitchen where her mother, was washing stepped backwards and not noticing a tub of boiling water behind her, fell over the edge of the tub receiving injury that it is thought will prove fatal. Bill Hicks, the man ho has been in jail in Clay Center charged with assaulting and robbing Robert Mc Keown, a bachelor farmer living two miles north of Saronville on the night of April 22, appeared in district court and pleaded guilty. Judge Hurd sentenced him to the penitentiary for seven years. An employe of the Pullman Car company refused to sell W. H. Cowgill a seat ticket from Columbus to Omaha for 50 cents and the purchaser was obliged to pay $1.50 for a ticket. The agent did not know that the pur chaser was one of the state railway commissioners, or did not care if he did know it, but in return his com pany reaps a suit for violation of the state law. Chief of Police Lowell of North Platte has gone to San Francisco, tak ing with him Henry Jones, a deserter from the United States army. Sev eral weeks ago he was captured there and taken back by Sheriff Miltenberg er, who received a reward for so do ing. Jones again made his escape by leaving the U. S. Intrepid and swim ming ashore. Several shots were fired at him, but none took effect The month of April was the record month in the Cuming county treasur er's office in the collection of taxes, over $83,000 haviag been paid in dur ing that time. The grand lodge, Ancient Order of United Workmen in session at Lin coln, elected officers as follows: Grand Master Workman, A. M. Wall ing of David City; Grand Foreman, W. E. Lounsberry of Aurora; Grand Overseer, George S. Hawley of Re publican City; Grand Recorder, Fred C. Whittlesey of Grand Island; Grand Receiver (Treasurer), Robert P. Falk ner of Hastings. Miss Caroline MacCready has been elected principal of the high school at Humboldt at a salary of $75 a month. The Cairo State bank has Increased its authorized capital ' stock from $10,000 to $25,000 with $15,000 paid up. No change was made in the officers. Samuel Bristol and Scotthorn of Fairbury, who eloped a few days ago, were found at Wahoo. and arrested by Sheriff Churnside. Bristol Is charged with enticing the girl, who Is only 15 years of age, from home, and has been held to the court on a $500 bond. i m .nf ssw "W - wD9" Food! Products UBBVS EVAPORATED MUM Contains double the Nutriment and None of the Injurious Bacteria to often found in So called Fresh or Raw Milk. The use of IMkym Insures Pure, Rich, Wholesome, Healthful Milk that is Superior in Flavor and Economical in Cost. Ukby'm w-jpratW MMk is the Purest, Freshest, High - grade Milk Obtained from Se lected Carefully Fed Cows. It is pasteurized and then Evaporated, (the water taken out) filled into Bright, New Tins. Sterilized and Seal- I ed Air Tiorfif until Vnn I Need It. and tell your friends how good it is. UMy, McNeill I Lifcky & ANOTHER TERROR. Frightened Pup Gee! I always heard that women were going into everything; but I never knew there were lady dog catchers: Counsel Sought from Christian Men. An evidence of the part which our missionary colleges are to play in the reconstruction of Turkey is found in the appointment of two professors in Euphrates college on a committee to consider educational measures for one of the large interior provinces. One, Prof. N. Tenekijian, several years ago served a term of six months in prison, being falsely accused of disloyalty, and Prof. Nahigian studied for a time under President Angell at Ann Arbor. Both are scholarly and earnest Chris tian men. The same governor has also asked Dr. H. N. Barnum, the veteran missionary of the American board in eastern Turkey, to suggest what in his judgment will promote popular ed ucation and social reform. Cause for Relief. An Alabama man tells of an unique funeral oration delivered in a town of that state not long ago by a darky preacher. Now, it seems that the habits of the deceased brother had not been irre proachable, to the great scandal of the worthy pastor of the flock. So, in summing up the case at the funeral, the preacher delivered himself of the following: "My brethren and sisters," we are here to pay our last sad respects to our departed brother. Some says he was a good man, and some says he was a bad man. Where he has gone to we can't tell, but in our grief we have one consolation, and that is he's dead." LIGHT BOOZE Do You Drink It? A minister's wife had quite a tussle with coffee and her experience is in teresting. She says: m "During the two years of my train ing as a nurse, while on night dutj I became addicted to coffee drinking. Be tween midnight and four in the morn ing, when the patients were asleep, there was little to do escept make the rounds, and it was quite natural that I should want a gcod, hot cup of cof fee about that time. It stimulated me and I could keep awake better. "After three or four years of coffee drinking "I became a nervous wreck and thought that I simply could not live without my coffee. All this time I was subject to frequent bilious at tacks, sometimes so severe as to keep me in bed for several days. "After being married, Husband begged me to leave off coffee for he feared that it had already hurt me almost beyond repair, so I resolved to make an effort to release myself from the hurtful habit. "I began taking Postum. and for a few days felt the languid, tired feeling from the lack of the stimulant, but I liked the taste of Postum and that answered for the breakfast beverage all right. "Finally I began to feel clearer head ed and had steadier nerves. After a year's use of Postum I now feel like a new woman have not had any bilious attacks since I left off coffee." "There's a Reason." Read "The Road to Wellville," In'pkgs. Ever rem tke akve lettcrr A tHM t tuae. Ml tmU t wf msMTmlw m MMMJV-I fM VBSSSSSSSSSS"lBSSSSSSSr 5i sssssssssrV KNEW APPROPRIATE THING. i Clerk. May Have Meant Wei!. But It Is Somewhat .Doubtful If He Made a Sale. Clerks in bookstores are expected to know the inside of every book, and to be able to advise prospective custom ers much as a doctor prescribes for a patient. A writer in Tit Bits relates the following rather one-sided couver--sation which took place in a book store. The lady entered in a hurry. "I've only got a little time." she said to the clerk., "and I want to get my husband a book for his birthday. Show me what you have. "I don't want anything too expen sive, and I don't want anything cheap. either. He's a mild-mannered man. and not fond of sports, so don't show me anything in that line. And don't show me anything in the way of trashy novels; and I might as well say right off that you can't persuade me to buy history or biography. "I'm in a dreadful hurry, and I've wasted too much time here already. Of course you don't know my hus band, but from all I've said caa't you suggest something appropriate?" "Yes. ma'am." said the clerk, hum bly. looking along the shelves. "Here's a book called 'How io Manage a Talk ing Machine.'" BRIGHT IDEA. S Miss Citykid Oh, Willie, wouldn't it be lovely if we could catch one and take it home ant! tame it? Does the World Think? Man is evidently made for thought; this is his whole dignity and his whole merit; his whole duty is to thick ns he ought. Now the order of thought is to begin with self, and with its au thor and its end. Now of what thinks the world? Never of these things, but of dancing, playing the lute, singing, making verses, tilting at the ring. etc.. or fighting, making ourselves kings, without thinking what it is to bo a king or what to be a man. Pascal. Sheer white goods, In fact, an7 fine wash goods when new, owe much of their attractiveness to the way they are laundered, this being done in a manner to enhance their textile beau ty. Home laundering would be equal ly satisfactory if proper attention was given to starching, the first essential being good Starch, which has sntacient strength to stiffen, without thickening the goods. Try Defiance Starch and you will be pleasantly surprised at the improved appearance of your work. Wcrk for the Young Man. There is a place for you. young man. and there is a work for you to do Rouse yourself up and go after it. Put your hands cheerfully and proud ly to honest labor. A Spanish maxim runs: "He who loseth wealth, loseth much; he who loseth a friend, loseth more; but he who loseth his energies. loseth all" A Quandary. "A necklace of diamonds has been stolen rrom me!" said Mrs. Cumrox. "Aren't you going to notify the po lice?" "I don't know what to do. It does seem rather classy to be robbed of jewelry; and yet I hate to have peo ple think I'd ever miss a little thing like a necklace." The Scrubwoman's Lunch. "I used to let my scrubwoman get birself a little lunch," said the city Bat dweller. "It's the nice thing to to, I know, and I like to do It. but I nad to quit in self-defense. She took an hour to get her lunch and eat It and charged me extra for the time he put in." 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