The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, April 21, 1909, Image 8

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THE RICHEST LAND
not Under Cultivation
TO DAY
Is that portion of Southern- Florida near the Southeast coast of
Florida, aorth and west of the city of Miami, and it is. the' purpose of
this paper to truthfully set fortfi the climate, resources ancL.advantages
for settlement of this region, which is claimed by the most noted ex
perts to be the richest tract of land to be found in the United States,
and some have gone so far as to say, in the world. With a charming
climate and at the very doors of the world's best markets, nothing like
it can be found on this continent today. There is now offered for sale
a tract of 180,000 acres of this fine land. This magnificent property,
large enough for 12,000 farms and homes, is being practically given
away to 12,000 persons who apply for farms before they are all sold.
Remember that while they last.
S240
Payable $10 a month
BUYS A FARM and A LOT
SUB-DIVISION
2 Farms of 640 Acres each
8 Farms of 320 Acres each
20 Farms of 160 Acres each
100 Farms of 80 Acres each
250 Farms of 40 Acres each
3,620 Farms of 20 Acres each
8,000 Farms of lO Acres each
In addition to the farm, each purchaser is given a business or res
idence lot in the town to be established on this land. The farms range
in size from 10 acres to 640 acres, and a contract calling for one undi
vided farm and one lot and other rights, together, will be sold for only
$240.00, payable $10.00 per month. There is practically no limit to
the variety of crops that can be raised on this land. The soil being
very rich and fertile, is a veritable mine of agricultural wealth, and
the yield and production of fruits, vegetables in fact almost any kind
of crop known to the modern farmer, can hardly be excelled. It has
been said that one good investment beats a lifetime of labor. Here is
your opportunity. Put your monthly savings where you will have
something worth while at the, end of the year. For information write
The Florida Fruit Lands Company
103 Massachusetts Building, Kansas City, Mo.
Or soy of the following agents:
A. L. KOON, Columbus, Neb. I GEO. SCHEIDEL and W. P.
RIPP, Platte Center, Neb.
J. F. LINABERRY, Columbus, Neb F. H. RIPP, Cornlea, Neb.
Route No. 6.
Julius Budat finished dehorning his
oattle Tuesday.
Herman Ernst was grading the road
near Peter Disoh'ner'a,
There was a birthday surprise party
at Wm. Born's Saturday night and all
enjoyed a good time.
Route No. 1.
Edwin Aherns was on the market with
a ear of hogs Tuesday.
John Heibel and sister Emma were
hopping in Columbus last Saturday.
Henry Loseke, jr., had an exciting time
with a vicious driving horse a few days
ago.
The teacher in the Heibel district will
gave a box social Friday evening, April
23. Everybody invited.
Emil Bebrens has his new home well
ander way, and when completed he ex
pects to have the finest farm borne on
Route 1.
Lectures on Socialism.
O, J. Wright, temporary organizer for
the socialist party, will give a lecture on
socialism in Herchenhan'a hall, Colum
bus, on Saturday evening, April 24th, at
8 o'clock. Admission free. If the
weather permits a street lecture will be
given in the afternoon.
SPECIAL SALE
Ladies' and Gent's Umbrellas
ONE PAY ONLY
Wednesday, April 28, 1909
We will place on SPECIAL SALE, for one day only,
a luge assortment of Umbrellas, as follows;
Quality of Covers Carola Serge, fine tape edge.
Handles consisting of Boxwood, Natural Wood, Horn,
Pearl and Fancy Metal Handles.
These Umbrellas are $1.25 and $1.75 values.
Special Sale Price for One Day' Only
' Now on display in our show window. ,Come in and
'get one of these handsome umbrellas don't rely on the
weather.
J. H. GALLEY
606 Eleventh St,
Card of Thanks.
We desire to sincerely thank our many
friends and neighbors for so kindly as
sisting ns daring the death and burial of
onr beloved mother, and also for the
beautiful floral offerings.
Jennie Coceson and Brothers.
Marriage Licenses.
George Z. Woods, Rogers 22
Hnlda Lueke, Oolumbus 19
OarlW. Reed, St. Edward 23
Ellen E. Soderberg. St. Edward.. .. 17
Carl F. Ldnderholm, Newman Grove. 36
Nellie O. Olson, Newman Grove.... 25
Christ Buss, Columbus 28
Martha M. Kummer, Columbus 21
Frank Buggi, Columbus 27
Mary M. Stachura, Columbus 20
Advertised Letters.
Following is a list of unclaimed mail
matter remaining in the post offioe at
Columbus, Nebraska, for the period end
ing April 21. 1909:
Letters Michael Burns, Mat Babiok,
Miss Edna Ferris, Wm.Munger, William
Mason, Peter Matteon, Joe Nosal, Mat
Schubert, Earl Workman.
Cards Miss Emma Dotzauer, William
Glaser, Miss Mamie Borowiak, Mrs Hugh
Lawless, Wm Mason 3, Mrs Potter, O C
Peterson, Miss Mildred Redyard, Master
George Vonn, Mrs Emma Zuebline.
Parties calling for any of the above
will please say advertised.
Carl Kramer, P. M.
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Columbus, Neb.
DEVOTION TO RULER
KOREANS SHOW HIGH DEGREE OP
PATRIOTISM.
Had
Decided Freely to Give Their
Lives to Warn Emperor of
What They Considered
Grave Danger.
Out of Korea comes a story of the
fanatical devotion shown to the shad
ow emperor of the land by those of
his subjects who still resent the role
of the Japanese and view each move
of -.their virtual masters with deep
suspicion. In this Instance several pa
triots were willing to let themselves
be run over by a railroad train if only
his majesty might be warned by their
death that he was flying Into the trap
set for his feet by Prince Ito.
A month ago the emperor announced
that he was going to leave Seoul
and take a trip to Fusan, the most
easterly city of the peninsula and
wholly a Japanese settlement This
was an unprecedented thing for the
emperor to do, since for countless gen
erations Korean kings and emperors
had been content to sit in the hall of
congratulations In the Mulberry palace
at Seoul and let subjects from other
parts of the land come to them to pay
homage. Despite the protests of the
patriots Prince Ito, who was engineer
ing the trip, ruled and the emperor set
out over the Seoul-Fusan railway to
visit the seaport at the other terminal
It became known by the Koreans
along the route that the Japanese bat
tleship Azuma was to anchor in the
harbor of Fusan and that a part of the
welcoming ceremonies that were to
occur in Fusan was to be a luncheon
to the emperor on board the, ship.
Immediately the rumor grew to the
conviction that as soon as Prince Ito
had the emperor safely on the Azuma's
deck anchor would be hoisted and the
last of the line of Korean rulers would
be whisked off to Japan, there to die
in a dungeon.
Perhaps the 'simple Koreans had
some justification for believing that
the crafty resident-general would like
to execute a coup like that; certainly
the hand of the Japanese had made
such startling moves on the imperial
chess board at Seoul that even a du
plication of the murder that was done
in the Mulberry palace some years ago
at the instance of a Japanese minister
would not seem improbable to the Ko
reans. At any rate the emperor had his
luncheon on board the battleship In
Fusan harbor and was put safely back
on his own territory again. During
the course of the luncheon Prince Ito
made conversation by telling the pup
pet ruler that he had learned that at
Taiku, one of the large towns on the
line of the railway, a party of pa
triots, convinced that the emperor
was going to his doom, had determined
to lay themselves on the rails as his
train approached the station. They
believed that by this act of sacrifice
their monarch might be made to see
that he was approaching immediate
danger.
The patriots had been dissuaded by
a very material Japanese policeman.
In Memory of
Old New England graveyards are
not the only ones which contain cu
rious epitaphs. The old-time dweller
of Maine who "died of a falling tree,"
as his headstone asserts, had a fellow
in misfortune in far-off Australia, as is
shown by W. A. Baillle-Grohman's.
"The Tyrol and the Tyrolese."
A wooden slab, painted with the rep
resentation of a prostrate tree undet
which lies a man in spread-eagle atti
tude, bears testimony to the violent
death of "Johann Lemberger, aged
52 years. This upright and virtu
ous youth was squashed by a falling
tree."
The record of Michael Gerstner is
even more succinct and convincing. He
"Climbed up, fell down, and was dead."
Youth's Companion.
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Defense of Canned Products.
That foods properly canned do not
deteriorate with age was a statement
made at a dinner of canners in Chica
go a few days ago. "Suppose a custom
er desired a can of corn on February
22, 1920," said one of the speakers,
"and was given corn canned in 1909
It would be rejected with a demaifd
for 'something fresher,' and, although
the 1909 article would be found as
fresh as that of 1920 It would be lost
At a recent banquet in London canned
fruit takenjfrom the ruins of Pompeii
was found to be fresh and fine. There
should be a law to compel the canning '
of all products in such a manner thai
they would keep for ages."
Telegraph Letters.
A novelty in correspondence, re
cently inaugurated by the French post
office department, has met with such
success that it might be tried all over
the world. This is the telegraphic
letter. The hours ' between 9 p. m
and 4 am. are not busy ones for the
French telegraphic lines. So the postal
authorities decided to turn these hours
to some use. Therefore, if one misses
the post for a provincial town Ir
France to-day one can at the rate ol
100 words for 20 cents have the lettei
telegraphed and delivered by the first
post next morning. The scheme la
very simple and is working admirably
in Paris.
Quantity.
"Don't you admire the big hats 'thai
women are wearing??
"Well," answered Mr. Meektori, "I
must say, they look more like the
money's worth."
True Happiness.
Half the world is on the wrjrag scent
in the pursuit of happiness. They
think.it consists in having and getting
and in being served by others. It con
sists in giving and in serving others.
Henry Drummond. -
Remove Soot frem Lamp Chimney
Place chimney ander faucet of run
lag cold water, which removes all
oil soot Then wash la warm water
la which a teaipooaful of borax has
Timely Word to the Wealthy.
The' wealthy and the noble, when
they expend large sums In decorating
their houses with the rare and costly
efforts of genius, with busts from the
chisel of a Canova, and with cartoons
from the pencil of a Raphael, are to
be commended, if they do not stand
still there, but go on to (bestow some
pains and cost, that the master him
self be not inferior to the mansion,
and that the owner be not the only
thing that is little, amidst everything
else that is great Colton.
Drums from the Congo.
The Conservatoire exhibition of mu
sical Instruments contains some inter
esting specimens of drums of uncivi
lized people. A new specimen has
Just been presented by M. V. C. Ma
hlllon, director of the museum, which
is considered unique. It is three feet
long, of wood, In which is carved a
figure seated on an elephant It is
said to come from the Congo. From
a Brussels Letter to the New York
Herald's Paris Edition.
Just Wanted the Earth.
"Lawd," prayed the old colored dea
con, "send us a bright prospect, but
don't let it blaze! Or, ef it does blaze,
send down a flood to put it out but
not enough water ter drown us! Give
us good craps; but not too much cot
ton fer de sheriff ter levy on'. Make
us thankful Jferwhat" we receive, an'
keep us receivin'. 'We're all po creet
urs, Lawd. but we won't be po no
longer ef you'll only make us rich."
Atlanta Constitution.
Animals as Shammers.
Many animals feign illness. In
military stables horses are known to
have pretended to be lame in order to
avoid going to a military exercise. A
chimpanzee in the zoo had been fed
on cake when ill; for some time after
his recovery he often feigned cough
ing in order to procure further dain
ties. It Ignited.
Little Rollis, four years old, came to
the table, where we had tomato soup,
of which he is very fond. Being very
hungry, he could not wait for it to
cool, but hastily ate two or three
spoonfuls; then, laying down his
spoon, he exclaimed: "My goodness!
that soup is so ot it makes sparks
all down me." Delineator.
Odor of Ambergris.
It is claimed for ambergris that not
only has it its own odor, but that It
also possesses the quality of exalting
the flavor and perfume of other sub
stances with which it is brought in
contact The odor is similar to that of
musk; but ft !s much more penetrating
and enduring.
Good Way to Look at Task.
Big things are only little things put
together. It is encouraging to think
of this when confronted by a big task.
Remember that it is only a group of
little tasks, any one of which you can
easily do. It Is ignorance of this fact
that makes some men afraid to try.
Warren.
Instructions Easy to Follow.
Anna had heard the doctor tell her
mother to keep her feet warm and
her head cool. After the doctor had
gone the little girl said: "He needn't
have told you that, for I couldn't be
any other way with a boil on my foot
and a cold in my head."
Cause for Anxiety.
Wiggles "I hear Bjenks has been
very ill. Is he out of danger yet?"
Waggles "Well, he's convalescent;
but he won't be out of danger until
that pretty nurse who has been tak
ing care of him has gone away."
Life.
Reforestation In Scotland.
Scotland long ago lost its forests. In
the time of James VI. it was lament
ed that the country was almost naked
and "mony yeirs ago "spoiled of all the
timmer within the same." Within the
last hundred years, however, great
tracts, notably in Perthshire and For
farshire, that once were bare, have
been reclothed with "timmer."
Ruling Spirit Strong.
Instances of the ruling passion
strong in death are very common. It
is said of Dr. Arne, the great English
composer, that he died in the middle
of a conversation on some musical
matter, trying with his last breath to
sing a passage the meaning of which
he was too exhausted to explain.
HOSE
HOSE
HOSE
- We carry, a complete
stock of all kinds of Rub
ber Garden Hose, ranging
in price from 9 cents to 20
cents per foot
Do not fail to examine
our Magic Endless Hose,
we will cut this hose any
length up to 500 feet in
one piece, without coup
lings or splices.
Just the thing, if your present
hose is not long enough tb reach
where required. So get a piece of
"Magic" the desired length. No
extra eharge for cutting or coup
lings. We also have a complete line of
Lawn Sprinklers, Hose, Nozzles,
etc
Try a suction of our one-half
in. -Hose more .quality for lees,
money.
A. Dussell & Son
Eleventh Street
MXSostW
MODEL
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AMPLE MEASURE OF REVENGE.
Time That Pat Got Gloriously Even
with the Doctor.
Pat had had trouble with his eyes,
and a friend having advised him to
consult an oculist, he went a few days
ago to see Dr. W , a distinguished
specialist, for relief. On his arrival at
the doctor's office he found the usual
large number of patients in the ante
room awaiting attention, and though
he was in a great hurry he was forced
to wait several dreary hours before his
turn came. He lost and regained his
temper several times in the interim,
but when all was over and he found
himself out upon the street with the
half day spent, indignation over the
loss of valuable time was the predomi
nant notein his feelings.
"But Oi had me revinge!" he ejacu
lated with a broad smile, as he told his
friend Mike about it afterward. "Oi
don't fink he'll keep me waitin again
loike thot."
"Phat did ye do to 'urn?" asked
Mike.
"Sure an' Oi wint back th' next
day," said Pat. "Oi got there at noine
by the clock an' ivery toime they said
'twas me turn to go in Oi said Oi'd
wait an let some other felly have me
place, ontil the clock sthruck twilve,
an thin Oi wint in. 'Well,' says he,
'phwat can Oi do for yez this mornin',
Pat?' 'Xawthin',' says OI, iookin' him
shquare in the eye as Oi turned on me
heels and lift the room. Bedad, Oi
don't believe he knows yit what
sthruck 'um!" Harper's Weekly.
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KITTY WANTED TO BE ALONE.
Story Well Illustrates the Workings of
the Childish Mind.
When little Catherine first'began to
lisp she was suitably instructed by her
mother in religion. The omnipresence
and the omniscience of God were ex
plained to her in words of primer
length. All this religious training evi
dently impressed her profoundly, but
she kept her meditations to herself
until the other evening.
The four-year-old had been tucked
into bed after saying her prayers, and
as her mother stooped to kiss her good
night the child asked eagerly:
"Is mamma going downstairs now?"
"Yes, dear."
"An' is God going to stay in dis
room?"
"Yes, yes, dear."
"Well, Cath'in wants mamma to tell
God to go downstairs, too, 'cause she
wants to wear dat pretty dress to-morrow
de one dat's on de chair an' if
God sits down in dat chair he'll muss
dat dress all up. Am God can see de
candy In de drawer dat I'm saving to
eat in de morning, an' he might eat
it all up in de night if he feels hungry.
So Cath'in wants mamma to take God
downstairs to play bridge."
Sneezing Superstitions.
Sneezing has an extensive folklore
in many countries. Sometimes the act
is considered ominous of good and
sometimes of evil. Among the Jews it
has always been regarded, at an ap
propriate moment, such as the con
clusion of a bargain, as propitious,
and a belief still lingers in many parts
of the country that the regular habit
of sneezing, particularly after meals,
Is conducive to longevity and a pre
caution again fevers. The old English
custom of saying "God bless you"
when a person sneezed, so as to avoid
evil consequences, has its counterpart
in many far-distant parts of the globe.
The early settlers in Brazil found the
sneezer saluted with "God preserve
you," while in Fiji it was customary
to retort: "May you live." In super
stitious Suffolk there is a sneezing
tariff once a wish, twice a kiss,
thrice a letter and four times a dis
appointment. One ef the Remarkable Cases.
He began after the usual form, to
wlt: "I have a little boy at home who "
They interrupted him after much
the -usual form, to-wit:
"Pardon me, old man, I. must be
going along. Sorry I can't wait, but
I'm due at the office."
"Just a minute," he urged, button
holing the two nearest "It won't take
me a minute."
They sighed and resigned them
selves. "All I want to say," he went on, "is
that I have a little boy at home who
never said a bright thing in his life."
They grasped his hands with a
thankfulness that could find no ex
pression in words, and then he added:
"He's too small. He can't talk yet"
How to Land Him In a Week.
'Monday Be pretty. Smile once.
Tuesday Be prettier. Frown at
Um.
Wednesday Be pensive. Sigh once.
Thursday Confess year regard fer
him.
Friday Laugh at hhmi
eaturday Be "out
Sanday Name the day! New York
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Boys udthes
Designed by
Widow Jones of Boston
"Widow Jones" .
SUITS me."
A new suit for all who are
not satisfied with these
goods. l
GREISEN BROS
NOVEL USE FOR AUTHOR'S NAME.
Euphonic Syllables Unfortunately
Were Badly Applied.
When Josephine Dodge Daskam,
now Mrs. Bacon, met a college class-
mate a short time ago, the classmate
congratulated her on the fame she had
acquired and said: "I had startling
proof of how well your name is known
after we'd been out of college only
five years. I was then on a trip
abroad and was doing a little sketch
ing in the picturesque parts of Eng
land. Several other artists were
grouped near me one morning, all at
tempting to sketch a delightful bit of
landscape, when a gust of wind blew
my sketching sunshade over. A gal
lant young artist tried to pick it up
for me. The wind bowled it over a
little farther. Then he knocked over
my stool in his gallant efforts, nearly
upset my easel and had a very clumsy
time of it, and all the while he kept
muttering underhis breath: 'Josephine
Dodge Daskam, Josephine Dodge Das
kam.'
" 'Do you know her?' I asked finally.
'"Who?" he asked, surprised.
"'Why, Josephine Dodge Daskam.
She was a college classmate of mine.
"The young man turned a fine red
and said sheepishly: 'No, I don't know,
her from Adam, but I've read a lot
of her stories, and I always say her
name when I want to swear, and can't ;
Her name is the nearest like cussing
without being cussing, of anything
I know of."'
PROTEST OF THE CONSERVATIVE.
Voice Lifted Against the Modern Ten
dency to Change.
Let the conservative cry out as he
will against our giving up the good
old hostlery with its clean beds, clean
linen, and clean food for the glittering
attentions of the latest $5,000,000-ho-tel.
We needs must love the newest
when we seevIt. The order of our pres
ent life is that landlords, cooks and
chambermaids shall all the time be
making place for other landlords. I
cooks and chambermaids. Our hotels I
are under new management, our poli
tics and business affairs are under j
new management at least they are
not under the old management. Our
morals are no longer under the man-
agement of teachers and philosophers, j
but of yellow editors;
our religions
are no longer under the management
of prophets and priests, but of neurot
ic women, trained advertisers, and
solid business corporations. And the
poor wayfarer, worn out by the con
tinuous din and bustle of this world,
is fast losing even the consolation he
once had, of looking forward to an
unbroken succession of pleasantdays
and dreamless nights under a new
management. New York Post.
His Qualifications.
He was pleading his cause earnest
ly. "I am wealthy," he said, "and
could make ample provision for you."
She nodded and checked one point
off on her fingers.
"I have had experience with the
world," he continued.
She checked off another point.
"I have passed the frivolous point,"
he went on, "and I have the stead
fastness, the age, and the wisdom tc
guard and guide you well."
He paused for an answer.
"The points you make are strong
ones," she said, "but they lead unde
viatingly to the conclusion that you
would make an excellent father for
me. You have all the-necessary qual
ifications, but just now I am looking
for a husband."
The Aeroplane in War.
Judging from the present outlook,
it seems thatthe 1 eld of the aeroplane
in military work will be distinct from
that of the dirigible balloon. It will
not be able to carry great weight, like
the dirigible, but it will be mucb
swifter. Being smaller and more com
pact, and requiring no gas-making ap
paratus, it will be more easily trans
ported. A single supply ship could
carry a whole fleet of them, and they
could be quickly put in action. They
will probably become the cavalry of
the aerial army, while the heavie'r and
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of Aerial Warfare" in Century.
Holland's Way.
In Holland there are few able-bod-led
paupers. There is a tract of pub
lic land containing 5,000 acres, which
is divided into six model farms, and
to one- of these is sent the poor per
son applying for public relief. If he
voluntarily serves 'until he learns ag
riculture he is allowed to rent a small
farm for himself and be what is called
a free farmer. Every pauper who is
thus reclaimed to honest regular in
dustry is so much gain to the state
There is also a forced labor colony
where beggars and vagrants are sent
and made to do farm and other work
whether they like it or not.
Very Pleasant.
"It must be nice," said the caller
to the author's wife, "to have your
husband at home so much of th6
time."
"Yes." replied Mrs. Richard Darling;
ton Spriggles. "It gives me a chance
to go out." Harper's Weekly.
Just What He Wanted.
Reporter How many were in at
tendance at that ward caucus you held
the other night?
Politician Why, I can give you only
a rough estimate, but
Reporter That's exactly what I'm
after. How many roughs were there?
How He Lost Out.
"It served me right," sighed the
bachelor. "I ought to have remem
bered that women have no sense ot
humor."
"What's gnawing you now?" queried
the inquisitive friend.
"Why, during leap year a pretty glri
with an obese fortune proposed to me
and I said 'no,'" explained the bach
elor, "thinking, of course, she would
take It for granted that my 'no' meant
yes, but she simply let it go at that.
His New Job.
"Assistant to an inventor! Oh, ho
delightful!" the young man cried.
"Salary a hundred a month. Houn
ten to four. Is it a go?" inquired th
other.
"Well, rather!" said the young man
"And what." he added lightly, "will b
j my duties?"
"The simplest," was the answer. "1
am an inventor of aeroplanes, and yot
will merely have to go up in my vfcri
ous new machines."
Conversational Cowards.
There are men who will lead for-'
lorn hopes without a qualm, but yet
shirk being the first to speak when
general conversation has suddenly
stopped. London Tatler.
The Philosopher of Folly.
"A man's a fool if he believes every
thing his wife tells him," says the
Philosopher of Folly, "but he's a big
ger fool if he doesn't pretend he
does."
A Tongue Twister.
The watch that watched the-watch
that watched that watch watched the
watch that watched the watch that
watched that watch watch that watch.
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The man who Invented money cre
ated a popular thing, ail right; but
it's too bad that he also didn't create
a popular desire to work for It.
A Great Man.
"The average man," says Mr. Tauka.
way, "believes that a great man la'
just a man like himself, who Is- appre
dated." Kansas City Times.
Rare Book.
"My husband." said Mrs. jLapallng,
"didn't do a thing yesterday but alt in
his easy chair all day long and read
Darwin's 'Oregon of Specie.' "
Family Likeness. .
"They say baby looks just like me "
"Well, that's just what I wanted t
say, but I was afraid you might be of
fended." New York Herald.
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