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Keep .the poa'.'-ry yard clean.
Maanra arU cultivate the orchard
soil. It- needs as good care as that of
the balance of the farm.
The free distribution of seeds by
the Tgovcrnrr.cnt Is ceo of the special
objectsr cf the National Grange.
In trimming the feet of the colt it is
not a good practice to use the knife.
Ralher use the rasp. Be sure that the
feet are always leveled up.
Keep the poultry in vigorous condi
tion. They will so much better be
able to stand aJvcrsc conditions.whichi
are more apt to arise during the win
ter months.
Jjcfthc veens stocK out each day'
dnri-ng the wiriler v.'hoa it is . not(
stormy- or too blustery aad cold. The'
fresh air and exercise promotes
SlvMrth and stxenslh of frame and
vital crga2a..aud that is what musLbe
given the yo;::n; animal so that the ma
turcjinirnal will bf available.
.Successful fruit growing depends
lipnn'sccurfng :ood stock and keeping
it in a fctallhy, ihrlffy" growing condi-tlon.'Trees-aHd
buslfcs are -sKSceptible
to the attacks of ftmqt-us diseases and
the ravage.-; of inject:;. Sprays and
washes "ar essential for keeping them
clean and healthy. The one who uses
these is oa the right road to success.
Pickled tongue is fine if the pickling
is done right. Try this method: Make
a brine of one gallon of water, three
pounds of sait, four ounces of sugar
and two ounces of saltpeter, boil and
jcool. Put in the tongues and weight
:io keep them under brine. They will
keep any i3ngth of time. When want
ed, to use. ssak ovesr night in cold wa
ter, boil until tender, skim and remove
the skins.
When the woven wire fencing gets
to sagging in the middle and needs re
stretching go to the middle of the
fence,' attach the stretcher with two
clasps and locs?n ti.e wire from all
posts CAceptthpse at the corners. Cut
the wire betv.'ecn the clasps and take
tni tlie Black by working the stretcher.'
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J dairy hcuso makes a -fine equip-'
nient for the faim where many cows
are kept. It need not be over 10x14
unless IhC'io h a gasoline engine for
power. In this case, a small rcora
may be partitioned off in a large,
building, with belt door to allow power
to be obtrinctl from the engine in an
other loem. In this other room may,
bo placed the T red .grinder, sheller '-and?
other-machines run by the gasoline 'en
gine. Of,coirsQ this: is picturing how;
one may utilize the same power hand
ily, if' he has. all .the -machines.
To measure your land, try this
method: Take three "pieces of' beard,'
3x3 iiiche-. With these cialro a letter
A. having .the- distance between the
two bpa:ds at the .bottom cf the letter
h'V"; feci. In using simply tarn the
letter, lrcrplrc; o::e cf its feet on the
ground r" the tini". Three turns make
a rod. It t-t he fU-IJ is ISO turns long
and C.:; wifly it is 00x21 rods. There
are 100 siue'rods in an acre, The
rest is easy.' With this device a man
can mensv.rc land as fast as 'he can
walk and ! it much more exactly
than by pacing it off."'
The caro -which the cream receives
determines what kind of batter it will
make." It is not enough, as some farm
ers tin uel seem to realize, to skim or
separate the, milk, and expect, the
cream Ho take1, care of itself.' Tlie ad
vefit16Frthe"h'an(r separator has not'
helped,. matters in this direction. On
the contrary, it has worked the other
way. Thers are some farmers who
seem to consider that if they run
their milk through the machine and
deliver,, the cream to the creamery
once or twice a week they have done
all theyrnsre supposed to. This is a
sad mistake, as many .creamery men
arefindingToul The ability-ofthe but
tcv'maker is a very"important matter
but it cannot be the only considera
tion. No butter maker can make a
prime product" dut "6f improperly1
bandied cream.
Systematize the chore work. You
can save lots of time by making one
task dovetail into another. We heard
a farmer remark the other day that"
the feeding and other chores Jtook up
the greater part of his time in winter.
J told him his methods were not good
or he did too much tinkering. If he'
wbuld reduce his choring to a system
taake every step count he could do
the work in much less time. He
thought not, but a week afterward he
had studied the matter over some and
had worked the problem eo as to re
duce the time about cae-fourth and. he
felt satisfied tha't he could reduce it
still more. He said it never had oc
curred to him that feeding and chor
ing could be so systematized as to
make them almost. machine work: He1
said he used to do 'bne'tliing without
reference to another but he found he
could do one chore while on his way
to do another and thus save many
steps. He arranged his mangers, feed
racks and troughs so that one filling
was sufficient fcr the day. He said
be, had no. idea UiaLso.muchjtime and
nuinlng""'aofcutfcc(fufd'be save!"." v " "
When taut c::ough cut the wire oc-,
tween the clasps and splice, taking up',
the slack. Siprie to the pests awl'
IZcsia the education cfcthe call at. en
early age.
The half broken, horse is a menace
to himself and those who would drive
him.
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It has often -been said there, is, more
guess- work in dairying than in any
other department of farm, work.x
Dca't focdlo and pet the young colt.
Treat him kindly but firmly, and have
him come to look for some little tit-hit
when you call him.,-
The farm without a good orchard is
lacking in one of the most important
conditions for the comfort of the fam
ily and the profit of the farmer.
A stubborn man is apt to make a
stubborn horse. ICo man ever ought to
try to break a colt who is not master,
of himself. It requires patience to do
the trick, but it rays in the end.
Keep the stalls clean. Horses can
not rest on corn cobs and other rub
bish any more than could you. Give
clean straw or sawdust and be sure
there are no hard lumps underneath.
Why not get a pair of scales, a Bab
cock tester and a score sheet and keep
track of what each cow is doing in
the way of milk yield? It is the only
way ycu will ever be able to weed
out the unprofitable cows.
Do not forget to give the chickens
green food during the winter. Any
thing in 'the way of roots is good.
Try a turnip nailed to a board, or a
beet or carrot hung from the ceiling
and far enough from the floor to give
the hens a little exercise in pecking
at the swinging vegetable.
Ground corn with the cob makes the
best feed for stock, for pure com meal
is too heavy, but the ground cob gives
it the right bulk to overcome this.
Besides feeders have learned not to
grind as fine as they used to. Crack
ing the kernel from five to seven times
is the standard rule, which mushes the
cob fine enough to make it palatable.
The government had on exhibition
at the Omaha corn show a still for
the making of denatured alcohol out
cf corn waste and potatoes. It was
in charge cf Dr. H. T. Sawyer of the
bureau of chemistry and proved of
great interest to the farmers, who it
is fair to assume will one of these
days be running their gas engines, au
tomobiles and the-kitchen ranges with
the stu3 that used .to be practically
thrown away.
The planters of orchards should bear
in mind that the reason for cultivating
corn, trees, or any other crop is not
merely to keep the weeds down, but
also to maintain the soiL in a loose,
friable condition so air can circulate
freely and thus -supply - the oxygen
needed for the roots as well as by the
coil bacteria, to prevent unnecessary
evaporation from the soil and to
.maintain it in a porous condition so it
'can soak up every drpp of rain that
fails on it.
A bushel of unslackcd lime placed in
tLe cellar is recommended to absorb
excess of moisture in the cellar in
which fruits and vegetables are stored.
It will absorb a limited amount but a
geed cellar drain together with good
ventjlatipn will take care of ground
water.'. It ia a good thing to air. the
cellar on,mihl days in winter, closing
theopenings.atjiight. The ventilators
may safely be left open for several
hours when the outside 'temperature is
several degress below 'freezing.
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The say bsan.ls. coming into general
uscjwhere its value is known and ap
preciated as a supplement to corn in
prodriclnglcarket hogs. . In- a- previous
bulletin the results show that the
gain's '-wer6 much more rapid and
cheaper, and that the profits were nlso
greater where a ration of com and
soy bean meal was used in compari
son with one of corn and tankage un
der cc"nditi6ns"prevailir.g at that time.
The leports from other stations which
have used them have been very favor
able. '-
Thinning fruit on trees is an excel
lent practice, it is a well-known fact
that thefruit tree will set more fruit
than it is capable of supporting and
bringing -to perfection. To aid nature
in its work, growers should take away
the extra fruit. The vitality of the tree
is used up by the number of seeds it
it permitted to ripen, not by the size
of the fruit. It is "readily seen that
by removing some of-the-fruit we con
serve the fertility -of the land, as well
as aid the tree to properly mature the
remaining fruit. A tree that has thus
been thinned will bring forth '-more
fruit per bushel than-other trees, and
beside this, the fruit from thinned
trees is superior in color, size and
quality. Such thinning should not- be
done, how.ever, until the natural drop
pt Jhe Xruit is.oyer. T . .
Kxtra care is needed at the time the
pfgi'are weaned?' Before taking away
from the mother they should be taught
iu eai. u vuiiu. ui iccua auu uc sup
plied with them daily, so that their
digestive organs will be in a position
to utilize feeds independent of the
sowv Where skim milk is to be had
.this should beefed three or four weeks
before weaning, and for that length of
time after weaning. In the absence
of milk, warm slops of wheat mid
dlings will make "a fair substitute. At
all seasons t give "the young weaned
pigs plenty of green stuff and char
coal. In winter and all inclement
weather the young weaned pigs must
not only have good shelter from rain
and snow, but also the very cleanest
and dryest of bedding and an abund
ance of it. Wheat or oat straw free
of dust or mold is good, and enough
of it should be supplied so that the
little animals can literally cover up
,in it. Wet bedding must not be tol
erated under any circumstances in
cold weather. Pigs will' cover them
selves with it, come out into the cold
of mornings and contract colds and
lung trouble, resulting in check of
growth and death. Their sleeping
quarters should' be frequently cleaned,
) as the dust there causes them to
cough and no doubt harbors germs of
'disease" rG-ptsv-rceritrcr;;.. tfiaren
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)n& of ih& First Rs-qf-uisites
for IHtealtS?
A certain well-known society girl
who is noted fcr the freshness of her
complexion and the general air of rest
fulness and well being that seems to
emanate from her was recently asked
to tell the secret ! how she managed
to keep so well, jjhe answered non
chalantly: "I just sleep and I sleep right."
Naturally her words aroused some
curiosity, and a discussion followed as
to just what was meant by the words
"sleeping right." After listening for
some time to the conjectures and
questions of the group of girls with
whom she was conversing, the girl
whose careless words had set the ball
of conversation rolling condescended
to explain.
"In the first place," she said, "I
sleep with the windows open. Noth
ing is worse for one's health and good
looks than sleeping in a room where
the windows are closed and the air is
impure. Then I sleep on a bed tnat
is hard rather than soft. Too soft a
bed is enervating.
"Then I sleep on a pillow that is
hard and small. I am careful to be
warmly covered, but I have the cover
ings light of weight and pliable. It is
better to have lighter covers and
more of them than two or three heavy
horse blankets that tire the body
merely by resting on it.
"No matter how late I get home, I
always follow out a regular program
before I am settled for the night. I,
first of all, take a warm bath. Then
I rub down well with Turkish towels.
When I am all aglow I slip on gown
and bathrobe, put my feat into warm
slippers, and then drink a cup of hot
milk and eat a cracker or two.
"Next I massage my face for about
five minutes with cold cream. I put
another five minutes into the work of
brushing my hair vigorously. Then
I am ready for bed, clean, warm, and
well fed,
"I know that sometimes one feels
too tired to get ready to sleep right.
One comes home fagged out, and the
one thought in the mind is to get into
bed as quickly as is possible. This
is all wrong. I have done this and
have found that after I was once un
der the covers I was incapable of
sleeping. I was cold, nervous, and
had a wretched feeling that my face
was dirty and my hair tousled. After
a few of these nights I made up my
mind that, no matter how late the
hour or how tired I felt, I would get
ready for bed in a proper manner and
sleep right.
"As a rule, I sleep about nine hours,
and I find that I do not feel right un
less I get fully this much rest. Sleep
is not only the power that keeps me
well and full of energy, it is my medi
cine. No matter how poorly I am
feeling, a good, sound sleep will usual
ly set me right."
This girl has, in reality, solved the
problem of right living. Physicians
agree that sleep does more for the
human body than any other one thing.
Therefore, if a weman would be beau
tiful, and well, and a pleasant person
to have about, she must sleep and
sleep right.
Gowns Made with Shawls.
Since the coming in of the tunic
fashion it is surprising how many
gowns are made of shawls. Those of
white Chinese crepe, embroidered or
plain, are the ones used. The long
fringe is left iritact.
It is not much trbuble to make these
gowns because so much of the drapery
is now in the shawl fashion. The top
part is run on a bias line after the
Greek method, with a large buckle or
jeweled ornament at the right shoulder,
and the fringe is left as an edge.
The tunic has fringe on it also, and
under tbis is a long' simple skirt of
white crepe de chine, without trim
ming. The top part is of sequined net
or plain tulle.
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There is quite "a fashion for wearing a wide triple bow of soft satin or
silver or gilt gauze in the hair. This sketch shows just how this is adjusted.
The double fillet is of thin silver and goes half way round the head, bringing
the triple bow of silver gauze at the side of the head back of the ear. This is
a very pretty ornament, and is usually most becoming to any girlish face.
HOLDER FOR THE HATPINS.
Adornment for Room in-Cheaply-Made
Contrivance.
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An attractive hatpin holder which
may be cheaply -made, yet 'is quite an
adornment to a girl's room, is concoct
ed frdm a long spool. These may be,
of any. desired size, butdhose which
hold baby ribbon are best.
The rims of the spools are finished
in gold or silver paint and the bodyt
covered with a gay 'bit of brocade, or,'
a bit of silk hand-painted or jmbroid-'
ered. As there is no strafn on the
outer part of the spoon, the covering
can easily be pasted. ' "
Narrow ribbons "are tied to each end
to form a loop by whichthe holder is
suspended. These are finished at the
top with a small rosette. Through the
heart of the spool is thrust a core of
cork or of wool, through which the
hatpins are easily stuck from either
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At o-mall evening affairs wherej
j plighjiy lowgowns.are,worn,ther has
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Fancy lamp shades have assumed an
almcst,stralght side line instead, of the
slant .which once; characterized- these
dainty"trifles of silk, brocade and flow
ers. Among the newest French shades
is one resembling a section of a cylin
der having the outside covered with
Milan lace, in a rich yellow tint, with
a lining of rose-colored silk. Tiny rose
satin flowers border the top, which is
finished with .an edge of gold lace with
fringe added to the bottom. Each
quarter of the shade has a vertical row
of tiny silk roses reaching its entire
height. These are placed in double
rows in rather a .conventional styie
without giving a stiff look to the use
ful ornament.
For a dinner table shade there is
nothing more attractive and pleasing
than one cf rose-colored silk fulled
over the frame and with a narrow gilt
galloon at the upper and lower edges.
Then over the shirred silk goes a lat
tice' of harrow gold ribbon with gold
sequins holding the intersections of
the ribbons together.
Gold passementerie Imparts a dainty
touch to a dinner candle shade which
has the frame covered with gold-colored
silk shirred on rather full and the
top and bottom edges finished with
gilt lace. Festoons of tiny gilt roses
add a rich touch to this ornament. The
flowers are draped in shallow curves,
with long dangling fringes or ropes of
roses trailing down the frame, where
the festoons are caughts up to the top
of the shade.
Flowered silk ribbon or material by
the yard can be converted into most
delightful lamp shades by shirring a
width or length of it over a firm wire
frame and lining the shade with a thin
plain-colored silk. Before sewing on
the passementerie a short silk fringe
can be fastened around the bottom and
then an inch-wide silk or gilt galloot
be sewed over this, with passemen
terie ornaments decorating the upper
part at intervals.
For a more elaborate and less sub
stantial shade they are using tulle
shirred very full over silk with fringes
for the bottom and passementerie trim
ming the top in a deep band. The cen
ter of the shade is decorated with
handsome passementerie in an arbor
effect, and the whole shade is then
lined with rose or gold silk. There arc
few "colors suitable for this purpose;;
rich yellows, rose pinks and cream col
or produce very good effects.
Hats are nearly all dark.
The hipless girl is in the height of
style.
Bodices are absolutely flat and close
fitting. Skirts, are long, narrow and high
waisted. The vest is an important feature
this winter.
Hairpins with the open arched tops
are most' stylish.
Lines are for the most part long, and
flat, and straight.
Children's white fur hats sound a
wide range of style.
The slipper is colored to match or
contrast with the gown.
White fur of every sort and kind will
be much worn the coming winter.
Plaids seem to be the favorite wear
for schoolgirls, both large and small.
Women's calling cards have changed
slightly in shape and are now almost
souare.
Harmless Rouge.
Wrater in which beets have been
cooked and to which a tableppoonful
of alcohol has. been added is the only
harmless rouge. The January Deline
ator. a n
rimaDffiiemtt
come about a pretty fashion of wear
ing a band of colored velvet ribbon
around the neck.
This is tied in a small flat bow di
rectly under the chin. Girls who have
good features and well-shaped faces
should wear it, but it i3 rather trying
to those who have not.
It is directly copied from the old
Boucher pictures and was adopted by
the women of that day. It is prettier
when worn with a gown that is not
very low, and It goes well with a
slightly square neck.
It must be tied at the very top of
the neck. If put at the base it de
stroys the lines from eartip to shoul
der. Windfall hi Bible.
While reading a Bible which he
had bought in a second-hand shop, a
Heme Hill (London) gardner named
Wallace, recently thrown out ol
work, came upon two 5 ($25) notes
and the' following inscription: "I
gathered this money with very great
difficulty, but, havipg no relative who
,is in 'absolute need. I make thee, who
soever shall read this Bible, to be my
heir."
Gossip of
What Is Going On at the
National Capital.
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Sets New Record for Cabinet Members
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WASHINGTON. When Theodore
Roosevelt retires from the presi
dential office, on March 4 next, he will
have made a record for numerous cab
inet appointments. The last cabinet
meeting he presides over will be com
posed almost solely of comparatively
new men. There will be but one man.
Secretary Wilson, who attended the
first cabinet meeting that Rcbsevelt
held in the autumn of 1901. There
will be only one other. Secretary of
the Treasury Cortelyou, who was at
the cabinet table in March, 1905, when
Mr. Roosevelt entered upon his pres
ent term.
In the seven and a half years of his
tenure, Mr. Roosevelt will have had
29 different cabinet officers, but not
as many different men, for Mr. Root
has served under him first as secre
tary of war and then as secretary of
state. Mr. Cortelyou has had three
cabinet positions under Roosevelt
commerce and labor, post office and
treasury. Attorney General Bona
parte first came into the cabinet as
secretary of the navy.
No other president has made so
many changes. There have been six
secretaries of the navy since Mr.
To Embark Again
A NOTHER interesting Washington
A ramance is disclosed in the an
nouncement of the engpgement of
Preston Gibson, millionaire clubman,
athlete, author and playwright, to
Miss Grace McMillan Jarvis, a niece
of Lady Harrington and one of last
season's most attractive and charm
ing debutantes.
The engagement was announced by
Miss Jarvis' grandmother, Mrs.
James McMillan, wife of the late sen
ator from Michigan, who was one of
the wealthiest men in the Wolverine
state.
Mr. Gibson is a son of the late Sen
ator Randall Lee Gibson cf Louisiana
and a nephew of Associate Justice Ed
ward D. White of the United States
supreme court. He is also closely re
lated to Mrs. William F. Draper,
whose husband was former ambassa
dor to Italy, hoth of whom are nov,
prominent in Washington society.
Amusing Stories
A GOOD deal of amusement was cre
ated at the hearing of the com
mittee on ways and means the other
day, when a newspaper article was
brought to the attention of the com
mittee, stating that "the ways and
means committee, which is now en
gaged in the task of framing a bill to
protect American industries, had pur
chased toweling bearing the mark.
"Made in Great Britain." The clip
ping was passed along to the commit
teemen, and finally one of them sent
this vcrd down to a member ot the
press.
"When the session is over turn up
the chair upon which you are sitting
and read the mark." This was done,
and it was revealed that the chair was
"Made in Vienna."
Further inquiry disclosed that the
gypsum upon the walls of the commit
tee room was imported from Canada,
that the carpets en the floor came
Katherine Ellrins to
THE end of the romance of Kather
ine Elkins and the duke of the
Abruzzi is to be like the final chapter
of an old-fashioned novel, in which the
heroine flees with her jnemories to
convent walls and the hero betakes
himself and his wounded heart to the
wilderness of the world to seek for
getulness. The authoritative announcement
that there would be no marriage be
tween Miss Elkins and the Italian
prince and cousin of a king was hard
ly cold when the cable brought from
Rome the report that the duke was
planning to be off to the unexpired
mountain fastnesses cf India.
Subsequent dispatches have con
firmed that repoit, and ever since
Washington has been wondering what
the young woman would do, it being
assumed that her affections had been
as deeply wounded as her royal suit
or's by the breaking of the engage
ment. It is now learned that "Miss Elkins'
attitude toward society for the next
six months at least, and perhaps
longer, will be more serious than was
anticipated.
Arrangements have been made by
Miss Elkins to begin the serious work
of study in the homeopathic general
hospital in Washington.
The course which Miss Elkins will
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Washington
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Roosevelt entered the White House
Long, Morton. Moody, Bonaparte;- Met
calf and Newberry: and five postmas
ters general Smith. Payne, Wynne,
Cortelyou and Meyer. There have
been two secretaries of state Hay
and Root. The recent announcement
that Secretary Root is to resign as
soon as he is elected to the senate
from New York and that Assistant
Secretary- of State Robert Bacon of
New York and Boston will succeed
him assures three secretaries of state
during President Roosevelt's time.
Mr. Roosevelt has also had three sec
retaries of the treasury, three secre
taries of war, three attorneys general,
three secretaries of commerce and two
secretaries of tlie interior.
Grover Cleveland, the only other
president since Grant's time who has
served two terms, had but 23 cabinet
officers. Thej- were in two adminis
trations, separated by a four-year pe
riod. In each of hi3 administrations
most of the men who came into office
with him remained at bis cabinet
table till the close of the four years
for which the president had been
elected. But cne of the changes in
Mr. Roosevelt's cabinets has been on
account of death, and that was in the
state department.
When Mr. Bacon becomes secretary
of state three of the nine members of
the last Roosevelt cabinet will be
men who were favorites at tennis and
have been counted as members of the
tennis cabinet.
on Matrimonial Sea
This Is Mr. Gibson's second venture
on the sea of matrimony. In 1900 he
married Miss Minna Field, daughter
of Henry Field of Chicago aud niece
cf Marshall Field, the merchant dry
goeds prince. Their wedding eight
years ago was the result of a ro-
kmance dating from their meeting in
school, but the marriage turned out
unhappily and two years ago Gibson
and his first wife were divorced.
Short! afterward she married Alger
non Burnaby, a member of the British
"smart set." and they are living in
Licesiershirc.
After his divorce Preston Gibson
took up his residence permanently in
Washington and at once became pop
ular in the set which comprises some
of the best known beaux and belles of
the capital. Besides being a well
known author of Kentucky stories.
Gibson has dramatic talents, and took
a prominent part in social theatricals.
But it was as an athlete and lover of
open air spoits that Mis.s Jarvis came
I to know him. and their love of athlet
ics sr.cn ripened into the toaianco
which was anaoun-od recently.
The debut of Mios Jarvis last win
ter was regarded ? one of thy s:na-t-est
events of the season.
on Tariff Revisers
from Brussels, and that the wood
work of the imposing "throne" upon
which the committeemen sit at hear
ings, was brought over fiom Italy.
"in fact," said a Democrat, "the only
article of domestic pioduction around
the committtce rccm these days is the
hot air supplied by the witnesses who
appear before us."
All of this recalled to Democratic
members cf the committee a ludicrous
incident that occurred during the con
sideration of the Dingley bill in the
house, 11 years age. Xc-lson W. Ding
ley of Maine was in charge of the tar
iff measure at that time. He was
sneaking to the theme, "We should
encourage American industries."
Mr. Diugley was followed oa tho
Hour by Jerry Simpson of Kansas
whoso uimbl wit and comic stcries
are a part of the tradi:: ms of ih
house. Mr. Dingley wore a high hat.
and invariably biouht it into thr;
house with him, laying it en the chair
adjoining the cne he occupied.
"The gentleman should practice
what he preaches," :houted Mr. Simp
son, moving toward the unsuspecting
Mr. Dingley. Picking up Mr. Ding
ley's headgear. Simpson continued:
"I find a label in the gentleman's hat,
reading thus: '.Made in London."
Become a Nurse
nave to touow, under the rules of hos
pital training, will include attendance
at all lectures, clinics and operations.
She will have to spend a certain num
ber of hours each day in various
wards observing the treatment of pa
tients and fitting herself to take tem
peratures, dress wounds, apply band
ages and do all which a nurse must
perform for the sick.
Kaiser Obeyed the Scene Shifter.
A L.ory Is told in Berlin newspa
pers which places the kaiser in a
somewhat curious light. Recently he
visited a theater and strolling behind
the curtain became liberal of ad'ice
to the managers, actors and even
scene shifters, who listened in awed
silence. Presently the emperor lighted
a cigar, puffing as he talked. On both
sides cf him were flimsy draperies and
on the floor heaps of paper.
One of the scene shifters stepped
forward and pointed politely to a
printed notice: "No smoking allowed."
For a moment the kaiser Hushed, then
smiling, he put out his cigar, remark
ing as he did so: "Thank you, friend.
It would be bad business if your em
peror taught you to disobey the law."
Forget the Bitter Past.
There had been a fire in the apart
ment building, with heavy loss of prop
erty and many narrow escapes.
"Were there any acts of conspicuous
heroism?" queried the reporters.
"Yes," said one of the victims. "With
a self-abnegation never before wit
nessed in a case of thi3 kind, sir, we
all turned in and helped to carry out
the piano that was on. the second
floor."
MIX FOR RHEUMATISM
The following is. a never failing rem
edy for rheumatism, and if followed
up it will effect a complete cure ot
the very worst cases: "Mix one-half
pint of good whiskey with one ounce
of Toris Compound and add one ounce
Syrup Sarsaparilla Compound. Take
in tablespoonful doses before each
meal and at bedtime." The ingre
dients, can be procured at any drus
store and easily mixed at bom.
Satisfaction.
Stern Officer (on German frontier)
Fas?ort. sir!
Gentle Graduate of Yale Jerushy
John! Forgot all about that is, I did
not know I had to show it here. I
well hold on! Here! (Produces a be
ribboned and be-sealed document)
Here you are at last. Excuse me. I did
not know you were the proper officer.
Officer (tries to read the Latin) Ha
Dlictum Ha His Emporium Ha!
(Returns sacred parchment.) Yis, sare!
It Is sufficient! Axcuse mi! It is of the
high royal household. Special envoy.
Much apolige. Houury! Go at once.
Graduate (relieved) Great Scott!
That was a close shave! That's the best
thing a Yale diploma ever did for me.
From the Bohemian.
The extraordinary popularity of fine
white goods this summer makes the
choice of Starch a matter of great Im
portance. Defiance Starch, being free
from all Injurious chemicals, is the
only one which is safe to use on fine
fabrics. Its great strength as a stlffen
er makes half the usual quantity of
Starch necessary, with the result of.
perfect finish, equal to that when the
goods were new.
Used Dolls to Set Fashions.
Long before women's newspapers
were started, and fashion plates In
their modern form were thought of.
women derived their knowledge of the
fashions from dolls dressed in modern
costumes, which were sent from one
country to another, more especially
from Paris, which then, as now, was
tho leading center of the mode.
Importance of Knowing Positively.
LVery one should know positively what
caus?s dandruff, gray, or falling hair t-o
that you can remedy it. Send ten cents
for famous book "Hair Science and Care"
bv Prof. Frederic Goujon. Address Du
Murier & Cie., 723 Lexington Ave., Xe-.-York.
Fortunate.
"Have any luck hunting?"
"The greatest ever."
"How was that?"
"I went out with an amateur and
came back alive."
MORE
Added to the Long List due
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m
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Mrs. IV. P. VAtEXTCvE, 002 Lincoln
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Much less would be
satisfactory. Tlie gen
eral average is above
twenty bushels.
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praises of the ereat
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tract froTi eorrts?ondmce HjUot.jI Editorial
Association cf August, I90S.
It ts now possible to secure a homestead of 160
acres free and another 160 acres at $3.00 per acre.
Hundreds havs paid the cost oi their farms (if
purchased) and then had a balance of from $ 1 0.00
to $ 1 2.00 per acre from one crop. "Wheat, barley,
oats, flax all do well. Mixed farming is a grrct
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bring most every district within eesy reach
of market. Railway and land companies hare
lands for sale at low prices and on easy terms.
"Last Best West pamphlets and maps sent
free. For these and information as to how
to secure lowest railway rates, apply to
Superintendent of Immigration, Ottawa,
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