The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, January 13, 1909, Image 6

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MS PA EMULATES DARWIN.
I do not know wliether Pa is an ex
pert in hypnotism or what it is, but
he certainly delivers the goods when
he goes after a wild animal in the jun
gles of Africa, and he shows bravery
at times that astonishes everybody,
but he admits that he is a coward at
heart, and would run if anybody pulled
a gun on him, and I guess he would,
but you turn him loose in a wild ani
mal congress and he will be speaker
and make the whole bunch get en
their knees.
I was scared when Pa wanted to
have a cage with iron bars hauled into
the jungle where the gorillas live, and
insisted that he be left there alone
for two days, with rations to last va
'.veek, as he said he expected to have
some gorilla boarders to feed, but Mr.
Hagenbach let Pa have his way and
the cage was hauled about eight miles
Into the black wilderness, with great
trees and vines and snakes and gor
illas all around him, but Pa insisted
on having a phonograph full of jia;
tunes, and when we got the cage lo
cated, and Pa in it, and were ready
io leave. I cried, and the whole crowd
fell as though we would never see Pa
alive again, and it was a sad parting.
It was a long two days before we
could go back and find Pa's remains,
but the second day we hiked out
through the jungle and into the woods.
Pa Jiad told us that when vie came
after him to come quiet, and not dis
turb I he menagerie, so when 'we got
near the place where we left Pa we
slowed down and crept up silently,
and peeped through the bushes, and
several little ones around the cag2
a sight met our eyes that scared me.
There were four big gorillas and
and some were gnawing ham bones,
and others were eating dog biscuits,
but it was so silent in the cage that
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AH. He Had to Do Was-to Play "Supper Is Now Ready in the Dining Car" on
the Phonograph.
I thought Pa had been killed and that
the gorillas were eating him, so I yell
ed: "Pa, are you all right?" and he
answered back: "You bet your sweet
life I am all right," and then we pre
pared to go to the cage, when Pa said
for us to climb trees, and just then the
gorillas started for us with their teeth
gleaming and we all shinned up the
trees around the cage, and we had
front seats at the biggest show on
earth. Pa- told us that the gorillas
that treed us were afraid we were go
ing to harm him, and they proposed
to' protect him.
:He said he. had been feeding the
aaimars for two days, and had got
their confidence so he could make
them understand what he wanted them
to do.
"Now watch 'em dance when I turn
on the music," Pa said, and then he
gave them the "Merry Widow" waltz,
and by gosh, if a big gorilla didn't put
his arm around his wife, or some other
godlla's wife, and dance bare-footed
right there in front of the cage, and
all the rest joined in, and the baby
gorillas rolled over on the ground and
laughed like hyenas. Pa stopped the
music and called one big gorilla Ras
tus, and told 'him to sit down in the
Harmful Precedent.
"There are no telephones in the
English, banks," said a banker. "Even
the great Bank of England itself has
no telephone.
' "That sort of thing is what sets
England behind the times that ob
servance of tradition, that refusal of
new things, as though, simply be
cause they are new. they must of ne
cessity be vulgar and bad.
"A London bank and its branches
were swindled out of a large sum the
other day. The swindle would have
-Child Has Four Great-Grandfathers.
Wheatley Hemenway. the two-year-old
son of Mr. and Mrs. Wheatley
Hemenway. who lives at Twelfth ave-
'nue and Fauntleroy street, has four
great-grandfathers living and he says
on the authority ofhis proud parents
ithat no infant in Seattle can make
such a boasL The old "boys" are
jscattered from Seattle at Michigan;
they are all active and capable of
earning their own living. The oldest,
is 89 and the youngest a mere youth
claiming -74 years. The ouartet, unless
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cactus, and the others did the same,
and Pa repeated an old Democratic
speech of his, and they clapped their
hands just like a caucus. "Well, what
do you know about that already?"
said Mr. Hagenbach.
Pa said he had them in the cage
several times and let them out, and
when we got ready to go to camp
all he had to do was to let the phono
graph play, "Supper Is Now Ready in
the Dining Car," and they would come
in and he would slip out and lock the
door, and we could haul the cage to
camp.
Pa always makes some mistakes be
fore he has a proposition well in hand,
and he did this time of course. As
we were about to start, the gorilla
Rastus, who had become Pa's chum,
looked at Pa so pitiful that Pa said
he guessed he would let Rastus out,
and he and Rastus would walk along
ahead and get tne brush out of the
road, so he opened the door of the
cage and beckoned to Rastus and the
big gorilla came out with his oldest
boy, and Pa and the two of them took
hold of hands and started on ahead,
and we started to haul the wagon by
drag ropes, when the worst possible
thing happened, Rastus reached in
Pa's pistol pocket where Pa had just
put a large plug of tobacco, after he
had bit off a piece, and Rastus thought
because Pa ate the tobacco he could,
so he bit off about half of the plug
and ate it, and gave his half-grown
boy the rest of it, and that was eaten
by the boy. Pa tried to take it away
from them, but it was too late, and
they were both mad at Pa for trying
to beat them out of their dessert.
It was not long before Rastus
turned pale around the mouth, but his
face was so covered with hair that
you couldn't tell exactly how sick he
was, though when he put both hands
on his stomach, gave a .vol! and turned
some summersaults w knew he was
a pretty sick' gorilla, and his boy rolled
over and clawed his stomach and had
v. fit.
Rastus had the most pained and re
vengeful look on his face I ever saw,
and he looked at Pa as though he
was to blame.
Pa had one of the men get the medi
cine chest and Pa fixed two seidlitz
powders in a tin cup, but before he
could put in the water Rastus had
swallowed. the powder from the white
and blue papers and reached for a
washbasin of water, and before Pa
could prevent Rastus from drinking
it on top of those powders he had
swallowed every drop of the water,
and the commotion inside of him must
have been awful, for he frothed at the
mouth and the bubbles came out of his
nose, and he rolled over and yelled
likq a man with gout, and he seemed
to swell up. and Pa looked on as
though he. had a case on his hands that
he couldn't diagonse, while Rastus' boy
just laid on the ground and rolled his
eyes r-s though, he were saying his
"Now I lay me," and Mr. Hagenbach
said to Pa he guessed he had broke
up the show, and Pa said: "Never you
failed had a system of telephones con
nected these banks.
"But in the past banks had no tele
phones in England. Therefore prece
dent requires that they do without
them still."
Thin Beyond Belief.
A stalwart Irish soldier, after being
in active service for some time, be
came greatly reduced in weight until
he was so weak that he could hardly
stand. Then he was invalided home.
On his arrival in England, just as he
stepped from the train, one of his old
their ranks should be thinned by the
grim reaper, will meet at the Alaska-Yukon-Pacific
exposition -next year.
The aggregate ages of the fonr'great
grandrathers is r.20 Sears and'the end.
according to their Seattle relatives, is
by no means in sight. Seattle Times.
Accounted For.
Sunday School Teacher Now.
Johnsy, what was the miracle of the
loaves and fishes?
Johnny The fish became as big as
the men who caught them" said they
were. New York Sun.
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mind, I will pull them both through
all right"
Finally the siedlitz powder fiz'had
all got out of Rastus' system, and he
seemed to be thinking deeply for a
moment, and then he got up off his
haunches, and looked steadily into
Pa's eyes for a minute, and then he
took Pa by one hand and his boy with
the other and started right off through
the jungle. Pa pulling back and yell-
lug iu ua iu iratuc uiui uuui iut 5U111-
la kidnaper, but Rastus walked fast,
and before he had got out of sight he
had picked his sick boy up and car
ried him under his arm. and both were
groaning, and he held on to Pa's hand
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Pa Stopped the Music and Repeated an
Old Democratic Speech of His, and
They Acted Just Like a Caucus.
and went so fast that Pa's feet only
hit the high places.
Finally Mr. Hagenbach said to me:
"Hennery, I guess your Pa has got
what is coming to him this time. Ras
'lus will probably drag your Pa up a
tree and eat him, when his appetite
comes back, but we can't help him, so
we better haul the cage and the goril
las that have not had any tobacco to
camp, and in a day or two we will all
come out here and find your father's
bones and bury them."
And then we all went to camp, and
the poor gorillas just remained list
lessly in the cage, mourning as though
they knew Rastus and his boy were
dead. We fed them everything we
could spare, but they would not eat,
and by watching them we found there
was a case of jealousy in the cage, as
two male gorillas seemed to be stuck
on a young lady gorilla, and they
were scrapping all the time.
Gee, but we needed Pa worse than
ever to settle the gorilla dispute, but
we all felt that Pa was not of this
earth any more, and the camp took on
an air of mournfulncss, and they all
wanted to adopt me 'cause I was
alone in the world. There was not
much sleep in camp that night, and
the next day we were going out with
guns to find Pa's remains and shoot
Rastus, but a little after daylight we
heard the night watchman say to the
cook who was building a fire: "Look
who's here, and what do you know
about that?" and he called the whole
camp up, and we looked out across the
veldt, and there came Pa, astraddle of,
a zebra, with Rastus' boy up behind
him, and Rastus thoroughly subdued
leading the zebra with a hay rope Pa
had twisted out of grass.
The whole camp came to attention
and Pa scratched a match on Rastus'
hair and lighted a cigarette, and
when he got near enough he said:
"Slept in the crotch of a tree all night.
Gave Rastus and his boy a drink of
whisky out of my fiask and qured ihem
of the tobacco sickness, had come
mangoes for breakfast, sent Rastus to
catch a zebra, and here we are ready
for coffee and pancakes."
Pa got off his zebra, opened the
door of the cage and pointed to it,
and Rastus and his boy got in, and Pa
kicked Rastus right where the hair
was worn off sitting down, and Rastus
looked at Pa as though that was all
right, and he deserved it. Then Pa
closed the door, washed his hands and
sat down to breakfast, and when Mr.
Hagenbach said: "Old man, you have
got Barnum and Forepaugh skinned
a mile," Pa said: "O, that is nothing;
I have located a marsh full of white
buffalos, and we will go out there and
get a drove of them in a few days.
They are the ugliest and fightingest
animals in the world, but I will halter
break some of them, and ride them
without any saddle." Mr. Hagenbach
said he believed it, and Pa said: "Hen
nery, one spell I thought you would
be an orphan, but whisky saved you.
When they got a big drink of whisky
they began to laugh, and then fell on
my neck and cried, just like a whit,
man when he is too drunk to fight.
Well, I am going to take a nap," and
Pa laid down on a bale of hay and
slept all day, and the crowd talked
about what a hero he was.
(Copyright. 190S. by W. G. Chapman.)
(Copyright in Great Britain.)
friends rushed ' up to him. "Well,
well, Pat," he said, "I am glad to see
you're back from the front!" "I knew
I'm getting thin, but I nivver thought
you could see that much," rejoined
Pat
Marat's Bath for Sale.
The copper bath in which Marat
was slain by Charlotte Corday is for
sale in Paris. It was sold once to a
museum for $G00, but it is for sale
again. It is described as an clJ tub.
"shaped like a wooden shoe and
scarred from ancient usage."
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FINE FOR NEEDLESS JOLTS
Most jolts and jars in life are un
necessary, wasteful and more or less
disturbing to the public peace. Sen
sible economy of life ought -to seek
the elimination of the jolting for self
interest, not to speak of regard for the
public. In New York hereafter trans
portation companies that subject their
passengers to jolts, and jars from
broken or flat wheels, loose trucks or
sagging rails, switches "or frogs,- will
lisjibpoldsrsd Articles
Ttefc sseirve Ttjelr
A pillow top is one of the few em
broidered articles of which there can
not be too many. What woman has
ever been at a loss to dispose of
an extra couch pillow? For if
they are really enjoyed they get hard
wear, and need frequent replenish
ing. Flower designs are especially at
tractive, though conventional scrolls
hold high favor.
As for the material to be worked,
pongee, china silk, satin, -velvet or
velveteen, especially the latter treat
ed with gold thread, would be extreme
ly good-looking; though there is noth
ing for ordinary use quite so accept
able as the art linens and crashes.
These may be secured in such charm
ing shades that the work must neces
sarily result in a good effect.
In view of the popularity of sten
ciling the work will be most effective
if done in flat embroidery heavily
outlined. The well known Kensing
ton stitch is the one to use. Suppos
ing the design to be one of roses or
carnations one shade of pink and one
shade of green will effect a good
result, and then the whole should be
outlined,, in a darker shade of each
color, or a very striking method would
be to gold-thread the entire design.
Treating it in this manner the effect
!s a compromise between a stenciled
design and one for embroidery.
Some consideration for the color
scheme of the recipient's boudoir will
be greatly appreciated. Green, of
course, tones in with any hue, and
for a pink room a rose may be em
broidered in pink, for a yellow in
yellow. For the room done up in
red or mauve the conventional flowers
may take on mere or less the shade to
match.
If the work be done upon linen it
should be done with a view to its
launderablencss, in which case you
must, of course, eliminate; gold thread
and do the entire worl: with wash
silk, using filo for the Kensington em
broidery and the rope silk for the
outline work.
Back the pillow with the same ma
terial as the face not embroidered,
of course; and if for boudoir use, a
pretty method is to hem each square,
joining front and back at the line of
hemstitching. This gives a simple
but effective finish and is a little re
lief from cords and tassels.
If the slip be made with buttons and
buttonholes or buttonloops, and the
materials be all selected with a view
to their washableness, the pillow may
be kept fresh and dainty.
For den or sitting-room, if dark and
heavy fabrics are used, a cord is the
conservative and best finish.
To Piece Lace.
To piece lare take the figure at the
end of the lace, and commencing at
the end of the scallop cut around it.
close to the thread that outlines the
figure, being careful not to cut tiie
thread.
If there is plain net at the top cut
straight through it.
Brrste this figure over a similar one,
being careful that every point and dot
is exact.
With a fine thread, silk or'cotton, ac
cording to the lace, sew the cut edge
of the lace down, sewing over the out
line thread with fine stiches.
Then cut away the extra lace on the
wrong side, leaving only a very nar
row seam.
If carefully done, the seam is al
most invisible.
Trimming for Muffs.
A pretty fashion is that of adding
a frill of soft or very closely plaited
chiffon to the lower edge of fur muffs.
Brown is used with all brown furs,
black with black and white with such
furs as ermine and white fox.
When furs are scant this addition
is a decided improvement.
The immense round muffs that are
forcing their way to the fore have the
cosiest looking arrangement of quilled
and primly looped ribbon at the ends
where the hands are received.
FdDir the
Opera bag for glasses, coin and
be liable to a fine not exceeding $500
for each offense. This is not parental
economy for the railrpad companies,
nor even the protection of the pas
sengers, but of the psople. But, what
ever its professed motive, it is a good
idea' and vorth general application.
Penalize tho unnecessary jolts!
Fcr One Time Only.
A youthful bachelor once wen to
live in a village where the old cusvom
cortasn Hmn
Give Qoo4 ISff&ct
to WlS3dVS
There is a fashionable decoration
that should be helpful to the woman
who must fit short curtains to new
windows.
This is the idea of having deep dec
orative borders on fabrics of solid
color.
Newcurtains are made in this fash
ion and sold at expensive prices at
the shops that make a specialty of new
things.
A skillful woman can accomplish the
same result, but, mind you, stress is
laid upon the adjective skillful. A
woman who hasn't a clear idea of
color and who hasn't the inborn knack
of getting things right with scissors
and needle, should turn the work over
to the woman who has this power.
Man' a seamstress has it whose work
costs' little.
Separate borders can be bought at
the shops with surprising ease by the
woman who knows how to root out
the artistic thing. They do not come
for curtains as a rule, but they serve
admirably.
The foundation color is usually deep
tinted, although some good patterns
can be gotten with the foundation in
natural crash tones. These are usu
ally the best to work on. They go so
well with almost any other cover.
The designs on these borders are
Egyptian, Byzantine, or whatever
name suits best these formal lines in
vivid colors.
They can be put at the sides, bot
tom and top of short, narrow curtains,
and one is surprised at the effect.
They not only make an old curtain
of use, but they give it new character
and style.
These borders can be used as a
plain or plaited valance. This fashion
has widely returned in decorating
rooms, and although it keeps out light
to a certain extent, it gives finish to
the top of the window.
Often the effect, without a valance,
is bare. This is especially so when
the window jamb is deep and wide.
There is another fashion of using
ten-inch borders across the tops of
windows and down the sides with
pane curtains that are set deep in
the window embrasure against the
glass.
Velvet buttons are popular trim
mings. Muffs are gigantic in size and in
cost.
Cloth top boots again are to be in
vogue.
Paris declares that all hats must be
dark.
Clinging robes are the feature of
the year.
Squirrel pelts are in great demand
for linings.
Black is in the height of fashion for
opera gowns.
Many skirts are unlincd, and cling
as never before.
Startling effects in millinery are
now discouraged.
Gold is a conspicuous note in pres
ent fashions.
Many of the best coats have detach
able fur linings.
Dicertoire hat scarfs come in colors
to match any hat.
Pretty Blouses Evolved.
Very fetching separate blouses are
evolved from the remnants of wide
lace flouncings of prominent pattern.
These are used for the back and
fronts, the border edging being ar
ranged in V shape over a net founda
tion and the deeply pointed lace caps
draped over tight-fitting sleeves of
tucked net with lace bands placed en
tre deux. The high lace collar has a
wide frill of net and fastens under a
black velvet rosette similar to those
used on street neck ruches.
pera
handkerchief, made of embroidered silk.
of seating the men on one side of the
church and the women on the other
was kept up.
The first Sunday after he arrived he
went to church, accompanied by his
housekeeper, and they were duly
shown into different pews on either
side of the aisle.
3ut presently the verger came up
So the young man and remarked, in a
very audible whfsper:
"if you are newly-married, ypu tsay
sit beside her the Cm Sunday."
Penny Pictorial.
FOR FOUNDER OF Y. M. C. A.
t Monument to Sir George Williams in
St. Paul's Churchyard.
London. Marked honor recently
.has been paid to the late Sir George
: Williams, founder of the Young Men's
Christian association. A splendid mon
ument erected to his memory now
stands in the v crypt of St. Paul's ca
thedral a fitting site, as it was in
close nroximitv to this snot that the
original foundation of the Y. M. C. A.
took, place. The association, whicii be
gan on a capital of $3. to-day- numbers
Monument Erected in London to the
Memory of Sir George Williams.
820,643 members and controls build
ings and real estate to the value of
more than $30,000,000. It is one of the
most flourishing organizations in the
world: despite the fact that hosts of
other attempts on similar lines have
proved utter failures.
To the personality of Sir George
Williams himself is attributed a larg
part of the wonderful success of the
Y. M. C .A., and yet. though his' name
is so widely known, he always kept
the personal element in the back
ground. After his death it was found
that every particle of his correspond
ence had been destroyed as if he de
precated publishing his achievement
to the world.
Though the Y. M. C. A. rests to-day
on so solid a foundation it was not
always in such an enviable position;
and, had it not been for the personal
self sacrifices of its founder, it is very
doubtful if the organization would
have weathered many of the severe
crises through which it passed. The
scene of its beginning was an upper
room of a big dry goods store that
of Hitchcock & Rogers which stood
in St. Paul's church yard in 1S44.
Young Williams was a clerk in that es
tablishment and though but 20 years
or age, he exerted a powerful religious
influence on those with whom he came
in contact. He persuaded several fel
low clerks to join him in prayer once
or twice a week in the dormitory of
the establishment, most of the clerks
in these days, as now. "sleeping in."
As to the actual founding of th
Young Men's Christian association as
such, it came into being at a meeting
held on June G, IS 14. with a capital
collected on the spot of $;I.12; and
the first circular letter, addressed to
young employes in London, was posted
a few days later, young Williams and
his friends scarcely having sufficient
money even to pay for postage and
stationery. However, the dominating
personality of George Williams carried
everything before it. and tho Y. M. C.
i. was launched in spite of all difficul
ties. After "capturing" London, and then
the rest of England, the Y. M. C. A.
idea was taken up in the I'nited
States, and in 1S7G Sir George Wil
liams, visited that country and was re
ceived with great demonstrations every
where. It was after becoming ilrndj
established in the United State.-; that
the Christian associations becani a
world-wide movement. For his work
in connection with this organization
Queen Victoria conferred a knighthood
on the founder du.-ing her jubilee year,
1S97.
Fire Fighters.
"While the people of the United
States were fighting the forest tires,"
writes a man from Tampico, Mexico. "I
have been in charge of efforts to save
oil which was running away into the
lake at the rate of 100,000 barrels per
day. We had 500 Mexican troops, the
whole Sappers' and Miners" regiment,
and about 500 mules in the work. The
boiling salt water coming out with
the oil increased ten times in volume,
decomposing all the oil and leaving
only its base asphalt. The gas from
this well killed two men and 1 1 mules
during one month. I had a horse drop
from under me, pitching me into a
barbed wire fence, though the gas did
not seem very strong at the time. We
live about three-quarters of a mile
from the well, but often have to sit up
all night when the wind is in our direc
tion to keen from asphyxiation. We
have oxygen tanks close at hand for
resuscitating persons 'gassed.'"
Intensely.
"Your mistress told me she would
be in at this hour," said the caller.
"Is she engaged?"
The maid listened a moment to the
whack-whacking sounds that came
from the nursery en the floor above,
interspersed with loud yells that
seemed to come from the vocal organs
nf n small bov.
"Very much, ma'am." she said.
Chicago Tribune.
Talking Clocks.
In Switzerland they are making
clocks which do not need hands and
faces. The clock merely stands in the
hall, and you press a button in its
stomach, when, by means of the pho
nographic internal arrangements, it
palls out "Half-past cix" or "Twenty-
three minutes to eleven," as the case '
may be.
! "A Chicago man named Cheese
I wants his name changed," says the
.Minntnirn fv.il Whv don't he move
illl4lVUMM -w--
to Georgia and cultivate the Crackers j
instead? Washington Herald. I
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A Labor-Saver.
"See here," said the irate roomer to
the chambermaid, "don't you ever
sweep under the bed?"
"I always do," answered the girl.
Innocently. "It's so much handier than
vsing a dustpan."
SICK HEADACHE
pi
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IVER
Positively cared by
these Little Pills.
Thoj- also relieve Dis
tress f rotu Dyspepsia. In
OiKcs:IoaaulTiH Hearty
Eatiiifr. A perfect rem
edy for Diizluess, Nau
sea, Drowsiness, Bail
Taste In the Mouth, Coat
ed Tongue. Pain in tho
Side. TOUPID LIVER.
Xhey regulate the Bowels. Purely Vegetable.
SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE. SHALL PRICE.
Genuine Must Bear
Fac-Simile Signature
REFUSE SUBSTITUTES.
320 Acres
ofWhoat
Land
IN WESTERN OMADA
WILL MAKE YOU RICH
Fifty bushels per
acre have been
grown. Uoncrai
averagegreatcrthan
any other part of
the continent. Under
new regulations it is
possible to secure a homestead of 160 acres
free, and additional 160 acres at $3 per acre.
The development of thecountry lias made
-nnrvclous strides. It is a revelation, u rec
ord of conquest by settlement that is remark
able." Eitnut from correfronJenceofj National
Editor, rvlio visited CjnjJa in August Us!.
The grain crop of 1903 will net many
fanners $20.00 to $25.00 per acre. Grain
raising, mixed farming and dairying are
the principal industries. Climate is excel
lent; social conditions the best; railway ad
vantages unequalled; schools, churches and
markets close at hand. Land may also be
purchased from rail way and land companies.
For "Last Best West" pamphlet;:, maps and
information as to how to secure lowest rail
way rates, apply to Superintendent of Immi
gration. Ottawa, Cnnada, or the authori2ed
Canadian Government Agent:
W.V.BENSETT.
331 New York Life Baildia, Oaaba. Nebrsc&a.
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IM Taste in I
ifec m
ADBeiife Bad, I
EesdEeavy,
SfoinacIiiSoiir,
A general feeling of being tired ar.d
worn out unlit for Lusinfcb3 or tho x
duties or pleasures of l:fe. $
Is that the Way You Feci ?
If it is, you. should knovr that tho
famous tonic lasative,
Lane's FaiuMy
MetifeMe i
(called also Lane's Tea)
will give tlmfc perfect internal clean- $
liaess and wholesomenuss which pro-
daces health and the feeling of com-
fort that makes life enjoyable.
All druggists sell it in 2oc. and
50c. packages.
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The Season I Make and Sell More Hen's $3.00
&, $3.50 Shoes Than Any Other Manufacturer
ia bacam I gtr tha wearrr Oi tmat of th moit
coerpteta orgmtrattca cf tralswt ezparts sad sklU.4
ahorauktrs la ta cooatry.
Tim election ottia Utlhm tat fctB part of tha afcaa.
ad CTCT7 drtall of til milnfr In miy department, la
laokxl afur toy Um belt ahoamalrra In tha aao iaiuitry.
If I eocld ihow yon bov canfll7 V. I Dooclaa aaoea
ara mzie. 70a would thaa scdCTttand ay tbay sold tlidr
akapa. lit Utttr, and vtar longer t&aa aay other eu.
Mjf Method of Tanning the Soles makes them Mora
Flexible and Longer Wearing than any others.
Shwra tor Ktrry Hralxr of the Family.
Vcu, Buys, Women, 31 laaeat and Children.
For aal iy ahoe dealers everywhere.
Plimniil Soiie ftenoliie without W. L. IMnelaa
llrtUIIUlai name and price aiamrtd on bottom,
fact Color EyabtatTaatlzclaaiTaly. Catalog mailed fraa.
W. L OOL'GUS. M? Spark St, BrocltM, 1
Cabbage Seed
60 cts.
peracra
I PerSalzer's catalog pa;c 129.
lie bi-cest money maklnz crop in veaetables I
is cabbaze. Then comes onion3. radishes. I
neas. cucumbers. Bis cataloz free tor. send I
16cm stamus and receive cataloz and 1000 1
kernels each of onions, carrots, celery, rati-1
ishes. 1500 each lettuce, rutabazas. turnips.
too parsley, too tomatoes. 100 melons. 12001
charrmnir tlover seeds, in all 10.000 kernels.
easily worth Sl.OOof any man's money. Or. I
send zOc and we add one pxz. 01 rainiest l
Peep O' Day Sweet Corn.
SAL2ER SEED CO.. Box W. La Crosse. Wis.
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ft?J ai&aa. hcairecesa and threat sad I0jl
HfcJ rues sfiectiaas. It goes direct to HHB
tke seat of trie frccUe acd cs-rzSy 9H
ITS restores heakhyeondViczi. MotKers Kfl
nl can give their cHLireaFiio's Cure HaSl
h9I with perfect con&Jence la iticareriVo 139
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