-y v?y 1 , 1 V V a P ' v t wA1' r 'i r. v.". v-KVX n,- i Columbus Journal IL STIIOTHEIt; Publisher COLUMBUS. -. NEBRASKA WASHINGTON NOTES. President Roosevelt received so many telegrams urging him to pre vent the imprisonment of Gompers, Mitchell and Morrison, sentenced for contempt, that he asked Attorney General Bonaparte to go over the record with him. Twelve months in jail for Samuel Gompers, president; nine months for John Mitchell, one of the vice-presidents, and six months ior Frank Mor rison, secretary, all of the American Federation of Labor, was the sentence imposed by Justice Wright of the su preme court of the District of Colum bia for contempt of court in violating an order previously issued enjoining them .from placing on the "Unfair" or "We don't patronize" list the Bucks Stove & Range Company of St. Louis. Mo. The defendants were released on bail pending appeal. President-elect Taft decided to visit Texas at some convenient time after iis inauguration, preferably at the end of the special sessioa of congress. The Panama canal will be opened January 1, 1915, according to an of ficial communication received by the California promotion committee from Joseph Buckline Bishop, secretary of the canal commission. Andrew Carnegie appeared before the house committee on ways and means to testify about the tariff on steel and made an entertaining but not instructive witness. t PERSONAL. Jack Johnson (colored) won neawweieht championship of the the world from Tommy Burns at Sydney, Australia. The fight went 14 rounds and Johnson was declared the winner on points. The police stopped the bout Cipriano Castro Issued a statement in Berlin virtually surrendering the presidency of Venezuela. Thomas F. Ryan, admittedly one of the greatest powers in the financial world, announced that, yielding to the advice of his physicians, he had re signed from the directorate of 31 cor porations. H. Barr Elliott, formerly . assistant cashier of the First National bank of Eufaula, Okla.. was arrested on infor mation charging him with the robbery of that bank on the night of December 14 last. William H. Newman resigned as president of the New York Central, the resignation to take effect February 1 next John T. Adkinson, recently elected captain of the Galveston Rifles, was arrested by the United States marshal on capias issued by the federal grand jury at Waco, Tex., charging embez zlement of government funds. S. C. Lillls, a wealthy banker and stock man of Lemoore, Cal., was sen tenced to six months in jail and fined $1,000 for illegally fencing public lands. William A. Dolph of the firm of Neil-Dolph, lumber dealers of Mem phis, Tenn., was arrested in San Fran cisco on a Memphis warrant charging him with embezzling $1,000. GENERAL NEWS. Tortured by lighted matches ap plied to his bare feet, H. A. Schabow, a farmer near Curtice. O., turned over to robbers $180 belonging to an in surance company. Because Julia Pice, aged 14 would accept neither as her husband, Powell Formlch and Michael Milanovitch of Cleveland, O., fought a duel with short knives in a darkened room. Formich was killed after he had buried his knife in the neck of his opponent. President Clement Armand Fal lieres of France was attacked in a cafe in the PIace.de l'Etoile by a politician named Mappis. The aged president grappled with his assailant and was severely bruised. In a game for the high-school cham pionship of the United States, the Longmont high-school team of Long mont. Col., defeated the team from the Englewood high school of Chicago. 13 to 0, at Denver. The.Salvatlon Army prepared Christ mas dinners for about 1.500.000 poor people, throughout the country. The United States Steel Corporation Is planning to build a '$10,000,000 town at the head V J Lake Superior, about six miles from Superior and Duluth. similar to Gary, Ind. Gov. Hock of Kansas pardoned John Collins, serving a life sentence in the Kansas state penitentiary, for the mur der of hf lather, J: S. Collins, a well-to-do real estate and insurance man of Topeka, in 1898. One of the witnesses against Collins has admitted his testi mony was perjured. Federal authorities began an invest!. , gation of the packing industry in Chi cago. A. B. Stickney. president and one of the receivers of the Chicago Great Western railway, resigned his receiver ship of that road and H. C. Burt was appointed to the place. Acting President Gomez or Vene zuela ousted -all the members of Cas tro's cabinet and formed a new min-' istry. Dora Fair, 16 years old, and Lewis Rogers, 23 years old, Cherokee Indians who eloped from Chouteau, Okla., were arrested in Kansas City, Mo. NEWSNOTES: i FOR THE BUSY ill ! Most Important Happen- g !! - ings of the World X ;! Told in Brief! 8 As a result of a wiM automobile race near Oakland, Cal., one man was instantly killed and anqtherjaan and .two young women were severely in- Jured.-.-. -j.-.ii . a-m. .' - I In a col'lision.beVireen a trolley-car andean automobile -In" New" 'York George C. Hudbut,v the agedlibraria of the; American, Geographical society, and his daughter Miss Ilione Huribut, occupants of "the automobile, were fa tally hurt. - ' l ' . In a fire which destroyed his home at Bradford, Smyth , county, Virginia," A. Go'liahbrne.'one of themost prominent- men ol the 'county, " was cre mated. " tU . T i " Practically the entire "business sec-, tion of Ravia, Okla. a town, of 5 1,200 inhabitants, was wiped -quf by. 'fire, the loss aggregating bout $35,000-. " s Five negroes were mortally wounded in a general pistol fight at Fidelia, in the southern part of Christian county, Kentucky. In a -sheet which was -about . to .be placed in a mangle in a hotel laundry in Boston was found a $5,000 diamond necklace of Mrs. John De Coste, wife of a well-known English artist, who is at present in New York. C. W. Massingale of Valentine, Neb., was robbed and murdered at Eldorado, Ark. The fisheries committee of the Vancouver board of trade is preparing a strong memorial asking the Do minion government to define the sov ereignty of Canada in the North Pa cific owing to the alleged poaching of American halibut fishing boats in Canadian waters. On account of an epidemic of scar let fever municipal authorities re fused to allow any public Christmas entertainments or Sunday school ses sions in Warsaw, Ind. Preparations are under way at Naples for the reception in honor of the division of the American battle ship fleet, now cruising around the world, on its arrival at that port about January 17. A mysterious disease is killing many people in Hermosillo, Mexico, and the inhabitants are terror-stricken and are leaving as fast as possible. The First National bank of Mon rovia. Cal., was robbed of about $29,000. H. M. Cox, a wealthy resident of Portland. Me., was killed by falling from a hotel window in Hot Springs, Ark. Two men believed to be members of a gang which attempted to rob the bank at Milan, Kan., were captured at Clearwater, Kan. A third man eluded Sheriff Holliday of Wellington. The three-masted schooner Jeanie Lippitt was lost off Hog Island, Va., and the captain and five of the crew of six were drowned. Mayor McClellan of New York re voked the license of all moving pic ture shows and said only the safe and moral ones would be allowed to re open. That at least $176,000 was paid coun cilman of Pittsburg for the selection of certain banks as depositaries for the city's funds has been almost posi tively established through evidence submitted and statements furnished by the Voters' League. One man was killed and three other men and a woman were seriously burned in a tenement house fire in New York. Wall street's observance of Christ mas was marked this year by a larger distribution of gifts to em ployes than has characterized the sea son for a number of years. The mem; bers of the New York stock exchange alone subscribed $13,000 for distribu tion among the exchange's 450 em ployes. On the consolidated stock exchange the amount subscribed was $4,000 which was divided among 200 employes. The post office at Mowequa, HI., was robbed of $1,000 in stamps and money. The Pan-American Scientific con gress was formally opened in Santiago, Chile. Prof. L. S. Rowe. head of the American delegation, presides over the section of social sciences. The presidential electoral college of Cuba met and formally cast a unani mous vote for Gen. Jose Miguel Gomez for president and Alfredo Zayas for vice-president. A large whale became entangled in fishermen's nets at Santa Barbara, Cal., and was drowned. Declaring that the Standard Oil Company of Indiana, the Republic Oil Company of Ohio and the Waters Pierce Oil Company of Missouri had conspired and combined to monopolize the oil business in this state, the su preme court of Missouri Issued a de cree ousting all three from the com monwealth, and fining them $50,000 each. Seven councilmen and two ex-bank officers of Pittsburg were examined and held for trial on charges of.bribery and corruption. The testimony, showed the councilmen of the city were easy to approach and cheap to bay. Our navy stands second among those of the great world powers at the pres- ent time, according to the Navy Year Book, prepared by Pitman Pulsifer, clerk to the senate navy committee. W. I. Buchanan was sent to Vene zuela to conduct negotiations for a re newal of diplomatic relation. The board of trade at Little Rock, Ark., was destroyed by fire, the loss being $100,000. A new cabinet was formed In Por tugal with Senhor Antonio Azevedo as premier. President Castro of Venezuela Is charged with forming a conspiracy to assassinate Acting President Gomez, who arrested the ringleaders single handed. Castro's letter of credit was canceled. Gomez suspended the Wll lemstad decree and took steps to set tle all Venezuela's quarrels' with other nations. It was believed Castro would never return from Europe. OBITUARY. Frederick A. Burnham. former pres ident of the Mutual Reserve Life In surance Company of New York, was found dead in his home In New York, having been asphyxiated by gas. Cyrus R. Teed, "Koresh I," self styled "messiah," is dead in the midst of his colony in extreme southern Florida. Gen. Edgar M. Marble, former com missioner of patents, a well-known figure in army and business circles of Washington and New York, died of paralysis. TROOPS LEAVE CUB. r MOVEMENT TO START THE FIRST t! ; DAY OF THE YEAR., ALL ARE TO BE 60NE IN APRIL - c Both Troops and Cubans Rejoice at the - '-Move and Best of Feeling Pre vails in AH -Quarters. Havana. New Year's day will wit ness the beginning of the evacuation of Cuba by the army'of pacification, which has been in' possession of the island since the beginning of the pro v visional government in October, 1906. The first provisional regiment of marines, numbering about 9001 which will be 'among the first troops to leave, is now concentrating from various posts at Camp Columbia. About half this regiment will sail from Havana on January 1, on the cruiser Prairie, which arrived here Christmas eve, bound for Newport News. The Prairie will return about the middle of the month and embark the remainder. Headquarters of Companies A, B, C and D, Twenty-eight infantry, will embark on the transport Sumner at Matanzas on December 31. From there the transport will proceed to Havana and embark Companies F, G and H, stationed at Guienes. The Sumner also will sail from Havana on January 1 for Newport News, the ultimate sta tion of these companies being Fort Snelling. From that time on the transports Sumner and McClellan will be em ployed in the embarkation at intervals of the remainder of the army. Battery G, Third field artillery, for the Wash ington barracks, and the Fifteenth cavalry, now stationed at Cienfuegos and Santa Clara, destined for Forts Myer and Sheridan, will sail on Feb ruary 2. The headquarters army, Eleventh cavalry, now at Columbia and Pinar Del Rio; the mountain artil lery and Fifth Infantry, now at Car denas, Sagua and Calbarien f ,or Platts burg; the Eleventh infantry, now at Santiago and Holguin, for Fort D.A. Russell, and the Seventeenth Infantry, now at Camaguey, for Forth McPher son, will leave Havana about February 27 for Newport News. This leaves only two companies of engineers and two batallions of the Seventeenth in fantry, under Colonel Pitchel, who will remain at Camp Columbia. These troops will not embark until April 1, which will complete the evacuation. The embarkation will be effected with as little ceremony as possible and it is probable that their departure will be attended with as little force as marked their landing. The purpose in deferring the departure of a por tion of the Seventeenth infantry until April 1 has been the subject of con siderable speculation, but it Is be lieved this was agreed upon at a con ference between Governor Magoon and President-elect Gomez. It is not thought to be a measure of precaution, for which not the slightest necessity is apparent, but it probably is for the purpose of keeping the barracks and quarters in good order until it is pos sible to turn over to the Cuban author ities a model camp for occupation by the new permanent army under com mand of General Pio Guerra, the nucleus of which will be formed, it is intended, with the present corps of Cuban artillery and 1,000 members of the rural guard. Earthquake Shakes Montana. Butte, Mont A Miner dispatch from Virginia City, Mont., states that at 4:30 Sunday that section was shaken by the severest of a series of seismic disturbances that have been going on for more than a week. The electric power and light plant was put out of commission. Supreme Court Vacancy. Another addition has been made to the list of possibilities for appoint ment to the vacancy on the supreme bench in the suggestion of the name of W. H. Thompson of Grand Island. Whether Mr. Thompson would have the place if it were tendered, is a question not now known. CONGRESSMEN TO CANAL ZONE. Object Largely to Investigate the System of Government. Washington To familiarize them selves with conditions under the pres ent form of government of the Panama canal zone, twelve members of the house committee on foreign and inter state commerce will leave Charleston ?ionday for Colon. It is not thought that any measure having for its object change In the form of civil government for the zone will he considered by congress at the present session, but the committee will find the information of value later. There has been some discussion of the advisability of attaching the zone to one of the southern circuits of fed eral courts in order to overcome criti cism of the prevailing judiciary system. Hitchcock to Meet Taft. August, Ga. President-elect Taft ob served Sunday as a day of rest, re maining in his cottage throughout the day. He did not attend church in the morning, as Is his custom. Monday Mr. Taft will receive a delegation from Atlanta, who will ask him to set a definite date for his visit to that city. Frank H. Hitchcock, chairman of the republican national committee, who is to be postmaster general In the Taft cabinet will arrive here Tuesday for a conference with the president elect AUSTRIA PREPARED FOR FRAY. Large Body of Troeps Said to Be Massed on Servian Frontier. London A dispatch from Vienna to the Daily Express says that Austria Hungary has a force of 55,000 in Bosnia and Herzegovina, ready to in vade Servia at a moment's notice. iThe Daily Mail's Belgrade correspond ence says typhus has broken out "among the Austrian troops en Bosnia land that many are suffering greatly from the cold and exposure. NEBRASKA NEWS AND NOTES. t .lUmv.ef i-Greater .'ri. Leaser Impor- tahce Over the State. Homer Carothers of Utica was quite badly Injured at Shickley by.. a fall from a freight car. ' - The Baptist ladies at Loup City cleared $50 on a supper, they gave a few evenings aso. J- The annual; meeting of the Nebras ka Territorial association will be held in Lincoln, January 12. The two months' session of the last grand jury of Douglas county cost the county over $3,000. While Robert Day 'ef Gage county was currying a mule the other day it got unruly and kicked, striking Mr. Day in the face and fraoturing the Jaw bone. p ,. . . , ' ; The Co-operative Creamery associa tion at Germantown will hold its an nual meeting for the election of offi cers for the coming year January 5, 1909, at 1 o'clock. Lewis H. Clarke, a waiter at the, Elite bakery in Hastings, 'was quite badly scalded from his hip to his knee by, a pot of boiling coffee falling from a table onto him. Farmers should all have telephones. Write to us and learn how to get the best service for the least money. Nebraska Telephone, Company, ISth and Douglas "streets, Omaha. "Use the. Bell." J. O. Walker died at Ong very sud-. denly He was ill only two hours. Hisrage was about 36 years. He was president of a chain of banks em bracing Geneva,- Deshler; Clayton, Edgar and Clay Center. The Fremont Canning company will raise corn on the 350 acres of land for which it has contracted. The com pany heretofore has depended upon corn brought in by the farmers, but was unable to get enough for it for its annual campaign. "The adjutant general is preparing for the state inspection of tte com I.anies of the Nebraska National Guard, which is to take place be tween January 11 and February JO. The' inspection is required by act of congress and will be done by officers of the guard, Mrs. R. P. Starr of Loup City re ceived a very nice heirloom from an aged aunt one day last week It was a neat little diamond ring, the one placed on her grandmother's finger by her grandfather when they were mar ried. Mrs. Starr will be the custodian of it in the future. The other night Mrs. George Buf fington of Herman, an old lady 70 yearsrof age, but quite active, retired feeling as well or better than com mon, and next morning her husband woke up about 6 a. m. and found her dead in bed beside him, she having expired some time during the night without waking any one. Negotiations are under way for the building of an alfalfa feed mill in Hastings. Some mention was publicly made of the plans some days ago. The promotion of two other projects of a similar nature has been started. While three sets of men stand ready to build a mill, only one of the pro jects is likely to be carried through. Vera Ross, aged 14, a Scribner girl, is the champion apron maker of the world. Miss Ross carried off the prize in the hand-made apron class at the National Corn , exposition at Oma ha. She was awarded a sewins -machine. Dodge county's school exhibit won the first premium for the best collective county exhibit at the show. Robert J. Fraas has commenced ac tion in the county court at Seward, in which he asks for $1,000 from Isma Bowker, the village clerk at Pleasant Dale, Seward county, and his bonds men. Fraas was granted a saloon li cense In 1907 and contends that he sustained damages to the above amount because the clerk failed to is sue it promptly. Samuel Wymore, after whom the town of Wymore was named, suffered a stroke of paralysis. Mr. Wymore settled in Gage county in 1863. He at one time owned the land upon which the towns of Blue Springs and Wymore are located. Some years ago he moved to Idaho, where he now owns considerable land. Mr. Wymore Is 73 years of ase. More than fifteen years after the death of John L. Martin of Merrick county his heirs have started suit for the partition of his estate, and a divi sion either of the land or of the pro ceeds of the sale of the land among the several heirs. During all these years the estate has been in the pro bate court and it was not until lately that a petition for a final settlement was filed by the widow, Elmira Mar tin. It is found on checking up the reg istration of the Peru normal for the last few years that the registration in the junior and senior classes is four times what is was in 1904. It is also found that about one-fourth of the normal graduates have been grad uated in the last' biennium. This shows a remarkable growth of the school, indicating an increased de mand on the part of the state for trained teachers. A Union Pacific supply car caught fire in the yards at. North Bend and burned up before anything in it could be saved. The Wayne Normal closed the fall term for the holiday vacation of ten days. The new term opened the 28th. The outlook is for the largest winter attendance, the .school has ever had. Accommodations are planned for 1,000 students. The H. L. Silver Music company's store in Beatrice was completely gut ted by fire. The loss to the stock will amount to $4,000, with $3,000 insur ance. August Miller of Bellwood has purchased 160 acres -of land in Hyde county. South Cakota. , Food Commissioner Johnson is now going after baking powder firms that do not label the contents of their cans. Under the pure food law the Ingredients of compounds must be la beled. The commissioner has decided that baking powder is a compound. Manufacturers do not like to label their output because in most cases it contains alum. A Lincoln whohsa:iir. whose attention has been called to the law. has promised to place proper Ia- 1 faels en cans put up by, bis firm. THE STATE CAPIfAL MATTERS OF INTEREST TO ALL '? CITIZENS. I BETTER SALARIES FOR JUDGES The Attorney General Gives It as His Opinion That They Are Entitled ' - a to the Higher Pay. i. - ' - . Salaries of Judges. Under an opinion of the attorney general, the state- auditor and treas urer will .allow the claims' of the three old judges of the supreme court and all the judges of the district court to participate immediately in 'the In crease in salaries provided in the constitutional amendment. This raises salaries of supreme judges from $2,500 to $4,500 a- year and the salaries of district judges from $2,500 to $3,000 a year. Judges Reese and Barnes have al ready filed their salary vouchers for the quarter ending December 31, al though more than a week still re mains before the quarter Is ended. They claim for the last- month of the time payment at the $4,500 a year rate, or $375. The question as to whether they can be allowed this money under the constitution was submitted to Attorney General Thomp sonwho. has. given his verbal opinion to the-auditor-that-itwill bejperfectly regular to allow it The constitution says: "The legislature shall never grant any extra compensation to any pub lic officer, agent, servant or con tractor after the service shall have been rendered or the contract entered into. Nor 'shall the compensation of any public officer be increased or diminished during his term of office" The last sentence of this section Is held by many to app'y directly J ta the case in issue and to mean that Judges Reese, Barnes and Letton should not be entitled to the in crease .provided for in the constitu tional amendment. Attorney General Thompson bases his opinion on several supreme, court reports.. An interesting question has arisen as to how the judges could get their money if the auditor still refused to issue warrants for more than the old salary provision. Under the statutes they would hardly be entitled to man damus the auditor and treasurer in either the supreme or district courts of the state, as every judge on the bench is personally interested in the matter. The total claim of the judges is for $791.66, of which $416.66 is for serv ices in October and November under the old salary and $375 for December services under the new salary. Bank Statements. Secretary Royse of the State Bank ing Board has issued a compilation of the statements of the 628 Nebraska state banks showing their condition at the close of business November 27. The resources and liabilities reported follow. RESOURCES. Ixvins and discounts $5o,T21.C27.0l Overdrafts 554,434.'it Bonds, securities, judgments. claims, etc 1.252.315.76 Due from nanks 16,254,555.1)7 Banking house, furniture and fixtures 2,189.265.55 Other real estate 188.2S1.52 Current expenses and taxes paid 1,029.751.0$ Other assets 43.18G.5tf Cisli ... 4,X6o,4 oO.3 Total $81,402,206.24 LIABILITIES. Capital stock $10,905,030.00 Surplus, fund ' 2.106.892.S2 Undivided profits 2,694.518.33 Dividends unpaid 3,213.41 Total deposits 65,338.753.23 Notes and bills re-discounted S7.148.95 Bills payable 206,650.00 Total $81,402,206.24 State Buys School Bonds. State Treasurer Brian bought $55, 000 of the school district bonds under the new constitutional amendment permitting the investment of state school funds in such securities and has received offers from many other school districts in the state. He be lieves the new law will be of benefit to the state and to school districts. The bonds already purchased will net the state 4 per cent interest. In ?ach case where the bonds exceed $500 he desires te buy at this rate providing the bonds are owned by school districts. After they get into the hands of brokers, they will have to submit them in competition with brokers. Seat Reservations. At the present time but eight mem bers of the bouse and three in the senate have failed to secure seat res ervations. In the house'' Pilger of Stanton, Saberson of Dixon, Talcott of Knox, Cooperrider of Adams, Carr of Cherry, Chase of Dawes, Marlett of Kearney and Taylor of Hitchcock are still not located, while Henry of Col fax, Buhrman of Howard and Tibbetts of Adams are without definite places in the senate. Ban on Headache Powders. Druggists who have on band head ache powders, and other medicines which are not labelled showing their ingredients, will be arrested and pros ecuted. The pure food law provided that druggists who had these inhibited medicines on band prior to the en actment of the law would not have en forced against them the penalty of the law for selling the same, when it was so shown at a prosecution. Some of the druggists took this to mean that they would not be prosecuted, and have kept on selling medicines. Woman to Be Lobbyist Miss Hardwick, a 'nurse employed at the Orthopedic hospital, is the first person to intimate that she intends to register her name as a lobbyist She is anxious to have a law enacted creating a board to examine nurses and grant them certificates to prac tice their profession. Bliss Hard wick was at the state house with a copy of her bill which she desires in troduced and was informed that if she assisted in the passage of the measure she would have to register her name as a lobbyist Gossip of Washington What Is Goiatf Ob at the National Capital. iaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHaaan Federal Sleuths Kept on the Jump 'CMBSMMIBiVHMHH WASHINGTON. That branch of the public service which its detract ors called "the government spy sysr tem," or "the Black Cabinet." has been ! brought into conspicuous prominence I by the tiff between congress and the president, growing out of the criticism in the president's message of the ac tion of congress in circumscribing the activities of the secret service. The system of government es pionage, over the private citizen has grown in an unprecedented manner under the administration of President Roosevelt Whether it conduces to the general public welfare is a matter for publicists to discuss, but as to the fact that the secret service has reached greater extensions than ever before there can be no doubt. This extension has been brought about by the executive branch of the government, and its justification, in large degree, is that a law has no value unless it is enforced, and the only way to enforce it is to look after violations. to Call a Halt on the Practice THE origin of the paragraph in the last sundry civil bill, restricting the activities of the secret service, which provoked the hot denunciation of the president, is decidedly interest ing. While a subcommittee was fra ming the sundry civil bill it was brought to the attention of the mem bers that a secret service man had been assigned to keep watch over the conduct of a certain naval officer. The application for.'thedetail was made to the navy- department by the wife of tfie officer, who was not entirely satis fied as to the faithfulness of her spouse. The officer was not even on duty at the time, but was away on leave of absence. It occurred to members of the ap propriations committee that this was the limit of governmental espionage and that the timeahad come to call a halt. President Roosevelt, of course, had a secret service sleuth detailed for such a purpose and when the sub committee wrote and inserted a pro Gridiron Club Gives Annual Dinner THE annual fall dinner of the Grid iron club, held the other night, was made noteworthy by the presence of a distinguished company of guests. An extended program devoted entirely to fun-making, made the night one long to be remembered by the organization. The company was one only possible to brinur together at the capital of the nation. The president, vice-president, presidenc-elect, vice-president-elect, presidential possibilities of the future, senators and representatives almost without number, an English lord, dip lomats of this and other countries, newspaper men whose names ire known far and wide, captains of finance and industry, and men of af fairs generally were seated about the gridiron-shaped table. Coming so soon Shameful Treatment . of Uncle Ike KySjfs ii 1 1 COMMITTEE 1 1 UNCLE IKE STEPHENSON, cham pion buttonhole story teller or the senate, has certainly been treated shamefully since he came down here last winter to take Mr. Spooner's place as one of Wisconsin's legislators. He has the distinction of being the oldest' man in the senate and at the same time of being one of the wealthiest, and he is used" to having his own way. He had no sooner got here last De cember than he discovered he had been assigned a committee room over in the Maltby building, on B street northwest. This was too far from base to suit Uncle Ike, so he- made a good sized kick, and finally got himself as signed to a room on the senate ter race, away down in the ground. But a great surprise was in store for Uncle Ike when he returned this De cember. He had no room at all. His office furniture was all standing out In the corridor.. This was too much. Off he went to see about it. What he found out was that there had to be a place to put a new power, plant, and his room was the only one available. Where was he to go now? Ob, he'd have to go over in the house office building until the senate office build ing was finished. So now, Uncle Ike, who has' more money than he knows how to spend and who could buy himself a thousand committee rooms, is located away over in the extreme southeastern corner of the house office building Anacostia they call it In the house and it looks Originally the secret service of the United States had two functions and two only. Those were the detection of counterfeiters and the hunting down of illicit distillers. A good many years ago, however, long bofore Mr. Roosevelt entered public life, one or the presidents detailed secret serv ice men to serve at the White House. There was not the slightest authority in lawrfor such a procedure, bat con gress had a good deal of considera tion for the executive and this vio lation of law went on year .after year. Finally congress, seeing thaj the prac tice had become permanent 'and not wishing to engage in a dispute, with the executive branch, conferred the le gal authority necessary to enable presidents to make such a detail. Gradually the presidents enlarged the practice of detailing secret serv ice men and sent them hither and yonder on all sorts of errands. Then other administration officers cabinet chiefs and even bureau heads with out the remotest authority in law. called upon the secret service branch for agents to send out on confiden tial missions. Chief Wilkie of the secret service was up a tree, figura tively speaking. He did not have men enough to go around. Congress allowed him a blanket appropriation, but it was not large enough to hire all of the detectives demanded. vision limiting the functions of the secret service, it was not striking at the president, but at a custom. At least that is the solemn assertion of all the members who had anything to do with it. Representative Walter L. Smith of Iowa, drafted the provision and it was put in with the approval of Chairman Tawney and all the mem bers of the appropriations committee. Gradually congress itself has en larged the inspection, or espionage, system of the government, but for the most part, it has done so under ex ecutive pressure. Naturally, the fact that the congressmen helped to cre ate so many "spies" would be expect ed to stop their criticism, but it is fashionable now to blame a good many things on the president The army of government detectives numbers al! told about 5,000. Nearly all of these men are engaged in traveling about the country and mingling with the 80,000,000 people outside of Washing ton. The list includes secret service men. postoflice inspectors, special agents of the land service, pure food inspectors, meat inspectors and oth ers. The talk that in some instances secret service agents have been used to work up damaging information about congressmen who are objection able to the administration seems to be without the slightest foundation. after the recent national campaign, the dinner presented an exceptional op portunity for the merry-makers. One of the funniest skits was a roll call after the recent national political battle. The mournful tap of a drum was heard in the anteroom and there came marching in a tattered and dilap idated troop. Tlie uniforms showed the members had been on the firing line. The president of the club an nounced In solemn voice that the slaughter had been terrific. The members of the troop answered to the roll call. Sergt Jim Wat son was reported as "killed while riding to the front on the water wagon." Private Charlie Landis "fell at Watson's side," Private Charles G. Dawes "passed" in his checks." and Private Frank Lowden was "shot In the pocket" Corporal Norman E. Mack was reported as "burying the dead," Corporal William J. Bryan was "among the missing," Corporal Loeb was "in the hands of his friends." Pri vate Taft was reported present and Color Sergt. Hitchcock was announced as "here, with the colors." as if he will have to stay there for h few months anyhow. As a consequence, he is an exceed ingly sad-looking senator these days. It is said that some one heard him re mark the other day that he would put up a temporary office building of hie own on the capttol grounds if be could get the permission. Vain hope. Two ether seniors have been sent over to the iiounc office building with Uncle Ike. They are Cummins of Iowa and Du Pont of Delaware. But that doesn't console him any. Italian Singers. In view of the fact that In .their na tive country most Italians of the peas ant class are given to singing in public on all and every occasion, it. is curi ous that we hear so little of their vocalizing in public here. This state of affairs was brought sharply to a man familiar with Italy as a tourist when he heard a group of half a dozen young Italian men of the working class singing some of the lovely pop ular songs of their native land in an elevated train in New ToTk on a re cent Sunday. It was delightful music to hear and entirely different in every way from the songs and the singing one so often hears from a group of native young men. It was the first time this particular New Yorker ever had heard Italian singing in public and the charm of the music was great enough to make him regret that It was not heard more often. The City Farmer. "There is no doubt that Chumpleigh has the correct appreciation of what is expected of a city farmer." "What has he" done now?" "Why, he has just sunk a $1,400 well on his place in order to supply water to his $14 cow." c ' c ,