The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, October 07, 1908, Image 2
f' -r" -s -.r r ' ' ?v "-, - ---riSK"- " '. -. . . 3 Columbus Journal R. S. 8TROTHER, Publisher COLUMBUS, NEBRASKA POLITICAL. Chairman Mack of the Democratic national committee attacked George R. Sheldon, Repuhlican national treas urer, because of his alleged relations with the trusts, and it developed that he was preparing to open up on V. M. Cromwell, member of the Republican advisory committee, on the same grounds. Edward W. Townsend of Monclair, N. J., author of the "Chimmie Fadden" stories, was nominated for congress by the Democratic convention of the Seventh district of New Jersey. William H. Taft delivered several speeches in Lincoln, Neb., and Wil liam J. Bryan wound up a three weeks' tour with a big meeting at Creston, la. I PERSONAL. Lieut. Frank T. Evans, son of Ad miral Evans, will be tried by court martial at Manila on charges of being absent from his station while acting as chief of the deck, using profane and disrespectful language to a superior officer and intoxication. James W. Quillan, owner of a pri vate bank at Ipava, 111., was indicted for receiving deposits after he knew the bank was insolvent. A divorce was granted to Nat Good win, the actor, from Maxine Ellott at Reno, Nev. Dr. Alexander Mann of Trinity Epis copal church, Boston, Mass., was elected bishop of the Protestant dio cese of Washington. W. D. Ryan, national secretary treasurer of the United Mine Workers of America, tendered his resignation to accept the position of commissioner of arbitration of the Southwestern Coal Operators association. Theodore Roosevelt, Jr., began work as office clerk at the plant of the Hart ford Carpet Corporation, Thompsqn ville, Conn. Later he will go into the wool-sorting department. Yancey Carter, the Independence party's candidate for Georgia, was indicted concealed weapons. Sir George Trnscott governor of for carrying was elected lord mayor of London. Joseph Stewart of Missouri, superin tendent of the division of railway ad justment in the post office department, was appointed second assistant post master general, succeeding James T. McCIeary of Minnesota, who resigned. Caleb Powers, the Kentuckian who spent eight years in a penitentiary in connection with the Goebel assassi nation case before being pardoned by Gov. Willson, was baptized in the Bap tist church at Jellico, Tenn. GENERAL NEWS. Rear Admiral Sperry decided not to give shore leave to any enlisted men at Manila because of the cholera. The fleet was given a joyful welcome by the people and there was a big marine parade in the harbor. Foley, the county seat of Benson count y, Minn., a village of 1,000 peo ple, was practically destroyed by fire. As the result of a report made by the civil service commission. Presi dent Roosevelt removed Lincoln Avery, collector of the port at Port Huron, Mich., and also directed the removal of Charles H. Dailey, special agent of the treasury at that place. The State bank at Deweese, Neb., vas dynamited and robbed of $2,500. Fire at Winthrop Beach, near Bos ton, Mass., destroyed Crest hall and the Oceanview house, summer hotels. It is said the recent changes in the immigration department in Cali fornia were the result of an investiga tion disclosing widespread corruption in the service along the Mexican bor der, by which hundreds of Chinese have gained illegal entrance to the Tnited States. The Turkish army was reported to be moving toward the Bulgarian NEWSNOTES FORM. BUSY IN Most Important Happen- x 8 ingg of the "World R 0 Told in Brief. 8 frontier and Bulgaria to be hurriedly preparing for war. Montreal was selected as the con vention city of the League of Amer ican Municipalities for 1909. Silas Cook, mayor of East St Louis, 111., v was elected president. The Atlantic battleship fleet passed Zamboanga. where it was greeted by Gen. Bliss and swarms of natives. Secretary Cortelyou opened the In ternational Congress on Tuberculosis in Washington, a great assemblage of notable men from all civilized nations being present A Turkish steamship ran down the steam ferry boat Stambul outside the harbor of Smyrna. One hundred and forty persons were drowned. The annual convention of the League of American Municipalities be gan its sessions in Omaha, Neb., with large attendance. Rev. F. M. Hill and his bride of a few days were drowned near Chaplin, Ky. Twelve Ohio counties voted under the Rose' law and all went "dry" by majorities ranging from a few hun dred to more than 2,000. The number of saloons affected is 2S9. Christopher Crezise, treasurer of " Gilpin county. Col., killed the daugh ' ter of his landlady and committed suicide. The National Irrigation congress opened at Albuquerque, N. M., and at tracted a large and enthusiastic crowd to the convention hall. JeweVt valued at $50,000 are said to have been stolen from diamond deal ers ir.New York. -. Masked men held up an interurban cir at' Wellsville, O., and took $21 fjom the conductor. The post office-at Franklin Grove, 111., was robbed by safe-blowers. Great' damage was done by a hur ricane that swept over the Bahamas. The thirty-fourth annual convention of the American Bankers association at Denver came' to an enil with the election of George M. Rey nolds of Chicago, president, and Lewis E. Pierson of New York, first vice-president. The convention placed itself squarely on record as against both the proposition to guar antee bank deposits and that to es tablish postal savings banks. 0 The Atlantic battleship fleet arrived at Manila and prepared to take part in a water fete. Two lives were lost and 20 or more persons were injured in Spencer, N. C, by the explosion of a powder stor age house on the yards of the South ern Railway Company. Over a score of men, women and children were injured during the great historical .and. industrial -pageant in celebration of Pittsburg's sesqui-cen-tennial anniversary. Six boys were killed at Sugar Ridge, O., when a freight train on the Toledo & Ohio Central railroad crashed into a heavily laden excursion train re turning from a fair at Bowling Green. Eight firemen were carried down with the falling floors of a burning building in Youngstown, O., and three, including Chief Reilley, were believed to be dead in the ruins. An African lion escaped from the winter quarters of a circus near New Brunswick, N. J., and, after killing two cows and a calf, was shot to death. Mrs. Hattie Demer of Kalamazoo, Mich., was instantly 'killed and Louis J. Feys of Detroit was probably fatal ly injured when the automobile in which they were riding was struck by a street car. Sheriff Lane of Wer-tchester county, New York, on advice of Attorney Gen-' eral Jackson, refused to take Harry Thaw to Pittsburg in compliance with a writ of habeas corpus issued by Federal District Judge Archibald. At Freeport, III., Salvatore Campagna was found guilty of the murder of Felix Cassato, and was sentenced to 14 years' imprisonment. M. M. Vaughn, editor of the Cali fornian, committed suicide in his edi torial rooms at Eureka, Cal. Mrs. Roselle Borgman was shot and killed in her home at Corona, L. I., by her , brother, William Rattes, 18 years old, who is attached to the schoolship Newport. He says the shooting was accidental. Six members of the' crew of a log ging train were killed and eight in jured in a collision at Scappoose, Ore., on the Northern Pacific road. The castaways from 'the British steamer Aeon, who spent nearly two months on Christmas island, arrived at Suva, Fiji, on the steamer Manuka, all well and increased by one in num ber. A daughter was born to the wife of Chaplain B. R. Patrick, U. S. N., 24 hours before the Manuka was sighted. Dr. Robert Koch stirred up a re newal of the old discussion on the sources of pulmonary ttlberculosis in the congress on tuberculosis at Wash ington, when he repeated, his opinion, stated in 1901 in London, that "human beings may be infected by bovine tu- J bercle bacilli, but serious diseases from this cause occur very rarely.' Robbers dynamited the safe of a bank in Cogswell, N. D., but fled with out getting any plunder. Lazare Weiller, a prominent French financier and aeroplane promoter, announced that he had ordered the construction of 50 aeroplanes on the Wright model. The legislative inquiry into the bribery charges made against Gov. Hanly and Senator Wickwire of Indi ana by Representative Knisely ended in a complete vindication for the gov ernor, a finding that Kniseiy would not have accepted a bribe if tendered, and the making of a scapegoat of Wickwire by the house. The American battleships Alabama and Maine arrived at Gibraltar. Manufacturers of railroad material, representing hundreds of millions of dollars in capital, met at the Waldorf Astoria hotel, New York, to form an organization to combat the attacks on railroads from legislative and other sources. The United States steamer Tarlack was caught in a gale and driven ashore on Borongan island, one of the Samoan group. It is thought the ves sel will be a total loss. Charles Edward Davis was bound over to the district court at Omaha to answer the charge of murder in the first degree for the killing of Dr. Frederick Rustin. Ninety-three heroes who within the last year' have saved the lives of drowning persons in the waters around New York were presented with medals or certificates of honor by the United States Volunteer Life-Saving corps. Lord Rosslyn "went broke" in the test of his roulette system against Sir Hiram Maxim, losing $50,000 ia "dummy" money. The business section of Michel, B. C, was almost wholly destroyed by fire. While playing with the scrub team against the Yale 'varsity football team, Lewis Baker Warren of New York, a member of the class of 1910, Sheffield Scientific school, was kicked on the head and rendered unconscious. Illinois Central's fast Diamond Spe cial, south-bound, ran into an open switch at Divernon, 20 miles south of Springfield, and was ditched. A little girl near the tracks was killed by fragments and the engineer and fire man were injured. . OBITUARY. Commander John B. Bernadou, American naval attache of the em bassies at Rome and Vienna, died at the naval hospital in New York. Travus Ross, who has been the mes senger for 17 postmasters general, from D.' M. Key to George von I, Meyer, died at the age or 60 years. Rev. Alexander Leclaire, -9S years old, who for 75 years was k member of the Masonic fraternity and was pos sibly the oldest member of ny secret order in the United States, is dead at Lvnden. Wash. TROUBLE IS GOMIHR EVENTS WHICH THREATEN A CHANGE OF POLITICS. rcRDUMNDFORINOEPENDENCE Eastern War Cloud r Gather Over Night and Two Armies Are Already Mobilizing. London Events which threaten to change the political face of Europe are- crystalizing with lightning ra pidity. Almost over night the horizon of the near east, which seemed grad ually to .be assuming a peaceful appear ance, has become crowded with war clouds'. News has reached here from several sources that two definite strokes are impending which cannot fail to bring matters to a crisis, and perhaps force an Immediate war. One is the proc lamation by Prince Ferdinand of the Independence of Bulgaria, which will include Roumelia taking for himself the title of "Czar." The other is an announcement of Austria-Hungary of the practical annexation of the pro vinces of Bosnia and Herzegobinia as appanages of the Ausiro-Hungarian crown. Either action will he equivalent to the .tearnig of the treaty of Berlin, while Prince Ferdinand's course seems almost certain to precipitate a war between Bulgaria and Turkey. Be fore these possibilities, the quarrel over the east Roumelian section of the orient railway sinks into insigni ficance. Both armies are reported to be quietly and swiftly mobilizing near the borders. Bulgaria is- said to be buying up ammunitions and horses on an extensive scale. The Bulgarians have faith in their army, which has reached a high state of efficiency, although it is perhaps lacking in officers and the war, for which Bulgaria has long been suspect ed of preparing, could be fought with most advantage for it now than when the Turkish government had time to re-organize its forces', which have be come enervated by the corruption and neglect of the old regime. The emperor of Austria, It is under stood, has dispatched a letter to the president of France setting forth his intentions regarding" Bosnia and Herz egovinia, although the contents of the letter are kept secret, and he is send ing similar notes to the other powers. It seems incredible that Emperor Francis Joseph, who always has been a scrupulous observer of forms, should reveal his plans to the rulers of other nations before he has communicated them to his own parliament: One ex planation is that the letter" was not in tended for delivery until Tuesday when identical notes would be present ed to the other powers. Big Crowds Head for Lands. Mitchell, S. D. Over 2,000 people were in Mitchell Sunday enroute to Chamberlain to make their filings for the Rosebud lands. Many arrived on the late trains last night and on the morning trains today. The Milwaukee road sent out its passenger train in two sections carrying twenty-five coaches', not being able to accomodate the excited crush which was anxious to get on the ground for the day of registration. Among the crowds were hundreds of women taking their chances among the vast crowd. Man Goes Over Niagara Falls. Niagara Falls., N. Y. Brewster Cameron, aged C3 years, a merchant of El aso, Tex., was drowend here. With F. H. Fulford of Bellaire, Md., and C. D. 'Pidball of Buffalo, he -was sitting on the bank of the river about half a mile above the falls, where the bank was very steep. When the party attempted to arise Cameron lurched forward and fell into the river. W. J. Bryan's Itinerary. Chicago. W. J. Bryan's itinerary after being in Chicago, October 8, was announced at democratic national headquarters as follows: October 9, speaking in Illinois at Joliet, Streator, Galesburg and Quincy and at Fort Hannibal, Mo.; October 10, speaking in Missouri and at Kansas City and St. Joseph, returning to Lincoln, Neb., the same night. GREAT WELCOME FOR FLEET. Japan Proposes to Outdo All Other Countries Visited. Tokio Japan Is planning to give the American battleship fleet a wel come that shall eclipse in splendor and enthusiasm any of the previous receptions. The arrival of the fleet at Manila has given a stimulus to the interest in their forthcoming visit to Japan and the preparations for the constant entertainment of the Ameri can officers and men are now com pleted. The vessels are due here Oc tober 17 and will remain a week. BOOSTING COMMERCE OF WEST. Transmissi?sippi Commercial Congress Meets at San Francisco. San Francisco. The nineteenth an nual session of the Transmissippi con gress will meet here next Tuesday, with 1,500 delegates in attendance. The commercial organizations cf every state west of the Mississippi will have representatives at the gath ering and a great variety of subjects of Importance to the west half of the United Sta'tes will be discussed. There will be three sessions daily. Bulgaria Stands Pat. Sofia. The latest communication from the Bulgarian government to Turkey is at flat refusal to surrender the Orient railway. The principality declines to deal with Turkey in the matter, according to current reports. The greatest excitement pervades the people and all the ministers left for Rustchuk on the Danube, where they will meet Prince Ferdinand, who is returning from abroad. A council will be held which is expected to bring the matter to a crisis. The attitude, of , English papers creates surprise. NEBRASKA 'NEWS AND NOTES. Items .of Greater or Lesser Impor v ' tance.Over the State. The. Adams county old settlers association has appointed- a com mittee to prepare a history of Adams county from the time of the first set tlement Hastings was chosen for the next year's meeting. Farmers should all have telephones. Write to us and learn -how to get the best service for the. least money. Ne braska Telephone Company, 18th and Douglas streets, Omaha. "Use the Bell." What seems to be a, kidney disease has broken out among hogs in the surrounding country about Stanton. A number of farmers have lost their herds. The hog gets sick very sud denly and dies soon afterward.. On opening it up they find the spleen about three times its normal size and very brittle, as if rotten, the large in testines being full of minute worms scarcely visible to the naked eye. The junior class of the normal school at Peru numbers forty-five, more students than any previous junior class, the total being now 187. The senior class now numbers 161, four more than any previous class. This number wil be increased when later registrations are in as these figures are from the second day's en rollment. With increased entrance re quirements, this increased attendance in the upper classes is very gratify ing. An explosion of an oil stove caused considerable damage at the home of Henry Bean in the east part of Falls City, Adams county. Mrs. Bean, who is an invalid, was sitting in an in valid's chair near the stove at the time of the explosion and was scyere ly burned, especially about the face. She was wearing a celluloid back comb at the time, so her hair was al most completely burned. Mr. Bean was badly burned in carrying her to a place of safety. Two buildings completely demolish ed, seven men injured, five buried in the ruins, one of whom received seri ous injuries and burns, are the re sults of an explosion. oi a gasoline tank in the cleaning establishment, conducted by O. C. McLaughlin, 2221 Cuming street, Omaha, entailing a property loss of approximately $3,000 partially covered by insurance. The cleaning works' damage was $2,000 and the pool halls $1,000. A horse, buggy and harness be longing to D. S. Faulder of Beatrice were "stolen from his barn 'some time Hooper was accidentally killed. by a is valued at $250. A reward of $75 is offered for the capture of the stolen property. The officials of thi section of country have been notified of the robbery. The local officers have so far obtained no clue to the identity of the thieves. They are of the opinion that a gang of horse thieves are working in southeastern Nebraska. Mrs. Graham, of Cheyenne, Wyo., who is visiting relatives at Union near Nebraska City had a most excit ing experience. One of her little chil dren, a son, got out in the hog lot and was attacked by hogs, thrown down and his clothing torn from his body. His mother was attracted to the place by the screams of the child, and found that, the hogs were eating the child alive and she had a terrible fight to chase them away from rheir victim. The child was badly bitten and is in a serious condition. Four years' investigation for heirs to the estate or Henry Keller, of Adams county valued at $10,000, has revealed the information that Helen Keller, the deaf, dumb and blind prodigy, may be entitled to a share in the property. The information comes from Mrs. A. K. Hendrickson of Loup City, whose madien name was Keller and who is closely related to Helen Keller. If it is found that Mrs. Hendrickson has a claim to any of the property it may be tha.t a close enough relationship can be traced to the famous deaf and blind girl. A Fairbury dispatch tells this pros perity story: John Schoenrock living four miles west of Fairbury, reports that he has just finished threshing his wheat and that it made an aver age of thirty-one and one-half bushels to the acre. He had in forty-five acres of this grain, which gives him a yield of 1,417. Wheat is worth today, on the Fairbury market, 85 cents a bushel, making Mr. Schoenrock's crop from forty-five acres of land worth $1,212.87. It is such reports as these that account for the steady rise in the price of Jefferson county land. J. W. Higgins of Oklahoma te on a visit with his nephew Dr. J. D. Hous tin, of Nebraska City. He was a res ident of that city in 1S47, when it was known as Fort Kearney and he came with three companies of soldiers from St. Louis, Savanah and St. Charles, Mo., to put down an uprising of the Indians. He assisted in the erection of the first building erected in Ne braska City. At Omaha Charles E. Davis has been held to the district court on charge of having shot and killed Dr. Rustin at his home in that city a few wekes ago. In an altercation on the street a; Greeley T. F. Byrne is alleged to have shot Peter Reifers, wounding him in the head. Sheriff Sutton was soon on the scene and took the pistol away from Byrne. The latter was placed under arrest. Governor Sheldon has appointed the following delegates to the lakes to the gulf deep water way conven tion to be held in Chicago, October 7 to 9: William Hay ward, Nebraska City; Charles Sloan, Geneva: Eu gene Bradley, Nebraska City; H. T. Clarke, sr., Omaha; Jamei North, Columbus; E. P. Myer, Alliance. The threshing machine outfit of Wolfe Bros., Clay county, was destroy ed by fire while at the farm of N. Graham, three miles southwest of Clay Center. The cause rr the fire is unknown. A special freight trjin struck ac commodation train Nc C2 at Kearney and several were injured. The local train was pulling from the sidetrack onto the eastbound main line and the through freight had a clear board. The engine struck the ' rear coach slantingly and it turned over. There were four passengers in the coach and all were slightly hurt. IKE. STATE CAPITAL MATTERS OF INTEREST TO ALL CITIZENS. THE TREASURY OF NEBRASKA It Is in Good Shape Having, Accord ing to Mr. Brian's Report, $415, 000 on. Hand. A balance of $415,017 is shown by the" report of State Treasurer L. G. Brian, who has filed his report for September. Of the amount named, $399,140 is in state depository banks and the rest in cash on hand. The permanent trust funds invested, by the state aggregate $8,171,621, which, with the exception of $716,185 invested in state warrants, are " di vided as follows: Permanent school fund ?7,4SM99.97 Permanent university 1SS.237.1S Agricultural college endow ment 444.000.00 Normal endowment 57.SS3.98 The following statement shows receipts and disbursements of the state treasury for September: Balances Balances Funds. Sep. 1. 0S. Sep. 30. 'OS. General $ 6.03."i.r4 $15,073.97 Permanent school. 91.S40.0C 15,160.71 Temporary school. 175.112.13 18S.410.fil Permanent univ... 4G.522.01 2.05 Agr. col. endm't.. 50.903.S3 50.903.S:: Penitentiary m 31.79 31.79 Normal library. Kearney 1,207.35 1.207.35 Orthopedic hospital 37.94 37.94 Redemption 2.59ff.S5 G.f.70.40 Institution, cash... 9,940.71 10.CS9.77 Hospital for insane 3.05S.11 10.6S9.S9 State library 1.610.4S 1.057.27 University; cash.. 35.20C.52 56.239.S0 Normal library, Peru 1.S17.7C 1.S17.76 Normal endm't 21.21S.93 19.93t.95 Normal, interest... 2,691.24 2.S91.24 Agr. and Mechanic arts 35,000.01 2S.416.67 U. S. experiment Station 5.769.S9 3.133.41 Totals .$196,S21.93 $415,017.50 Government Examinations. The United States civil service com mission announces the following ex aminations to be held in Lincoln, Grand Island and Omaha: October 14, first culturist. department commerce and labor; October 19, highway of railway engineer, irrigation engineer, Philippine service; October 21, aid (male), division of physical anthro pology, national museum; October 21, 22, forest assistant, Philippine ser vice; October 21, 22, librarian (male), naval war college; October 21, veter inarian, Philippine service; October 21, telegraph operator (male), depart ment of yards and docks, navy yard; October 28, aid, division of insects, na tional museum; October 28, examiner of textiles and mechanical appliances, bureau of engineering and printing: October 2S, laboratory aid, bureau of plant industry, department of agricul ture; October 2S. 29, law examiner, forest service. The examinations are open to all citizens cf the United States who comply with the require ments. Applicants should at once apply either to tlie United States civil service commission, Washington, or to the secretary of the civil service beard of examiners at places men tioned for the necessary application form and information. Lumber Man Fight. Before the state railway rommis sion, Lincoln lumber dealers attacked the petition of Omaha lumbermen for a readjustment of the rates from the south to points in the state. Formerly the rates were 24 cents for Lincoln and 2.1 cents for Omaha. The former city complained and a new rate for both points was established by the in teresting commerce commission. This rate was 26 cents a hundred. Omaha complained and the Lincoln Commer cial club interposed a demurrer. Lin coln men claim they are entitled to lower rates to all towns near Lincoln. Omaha alleges discrimination and un fair treatment in the making of the new rate. The Omaha men were re quested to file an amended netition fully setting forth the rates they com plain of and cite the discriminations in detail. Suit Against Woodmen. Cary Duncan has begun suit in the district court against the Modern Woodmen of America, asking judg ment in the sum of $2,000. She alleges that W. D. Duncan was a member of the order in good standing at the time of his. death, which occured July 31. 1908. He carried a policy in the order for $2,000, she being the beneficiary. Clough Still Has Majority. The recount of the vote in Garfield county in the contest filed by G. W. Fitzsimmons, defeated for the repub lican nomination for representative in the Forty-ninth district by F. W. Clough, failed to change the result though Fitzsimmons gained three votes. The official returns for the district before the recount gave Clough 282 and Fitzsimmons 282. The recount still leaves Clough a majority of one vote in the district. Telegraphers Restored. Rather than have an order issued against it the Missouri Pacific rail road began to reinstate its telegraph service at its depot at Wabash. The railway commission permitted the ccmnanv to try telephone lines in stead of telegraph, but the citizens of the town objected to me iacn ui privacy in the telephoning of board of trade and other commercial mes sages. The commission recently in formed the railrcad that it must show cause why an order should not be is sued reinstating the telegraph service. Property to Sell. Governor Sheldcn may poon have another piece of property for the state of Nebraska to dispose of when the next legislature meets. He has been informed by officers of the general government that the Indian school at Genoa may soon be abandoned and if congress sees fit to pass a bill giving the property to the state of Nebraska the buildings and lands in Nance county will be set aside for the'use of Nebraska. Two years ago there was a bill in the legislature for the estab lishment of a hospital but didn't pass. A Battle Won by Echo. The echo was made use of as a strategem in war by a small force of Britons about 500 A. D. A large army of the Picts was descending upon them and annihilation seemed certain. A man named Germanus declared that if the Britons would do as he said they would be saved. He led them to a spot surrounded by hills and had them all shout "hallelujah" when the enemy approached. The hills took up the sound and echoed it back and forth un til the Picts fled in terror, thinking they were being surrounded. Nasology Is the Latest. Palmistry has a rival in the new fortune-telling science, nasology, which has been of late winning converts in Paris. An elderly lady has set up in the Latin quarter, where she reads ca reers in the noses presented to her. Everybody has a nose, and 'this new method of its examination appeals to the credulous. The old lady looks at her visitor's nose through a micro scope, and she finds better indications in the marks and lumps than ever she found before in the lines of the hand. Giotto, dipping his pencil in red paint and using his elbow as a pivot, had just drawn a perfect circle. "See his fine Italian hand!" ex claimed the enthusiastic bystanders. Thereafter, as we learn from the cyclopedias, Giotto moved in the most exclusive art circles. A Great Educational Work Is now being done by the manufactur ers of K. C. Baking Powder. They are giving away a beautiful cook book to every one of our lady readers. Write for it to-day. It is worth $5 to any housekeeper. See ad. in another part of this paper. Perils. "Isn't there danger," said the timid man, "of dropping things from an air ship on the people below?" "That isn't the worst," answered the candid inventor. "You're lucky if the vhole airship doesn't fall on you." Happy. Mrs. Xewlywed My husband ad mires everything about me; my voice, my eyes, my form, my hands! Friend And what do you admire about him? Mrs. Xewlywed His good taste. To Our Lady Readers. Send to-day to Jaques Manufactur ing Company, Chicago, for a free copy of their new cook book by Mrs. Janet McKenzie Hill. It is a beauty and con tains many new recipes you ought to have. See ad. in another part of this paper. Altruism. Reformer Do you know, my friend, that we could live on one-half of what we now eat? Gormand Maybe so, but if we didn't eat the other half, how would our grocers and doctors live? The Tempered Wind. Jim (regarding damage done .to church by fire) Good job it wasn't a factory, Bill. Bill You're right, mate. Only one man put out of work, and he draws his money. Boston Transcript. Every Woman Should Cook And cook well. To help you do this get Mrs. Janet McKenzie Hill's Cook Book, given away absolutely free to our readers by Jaques Manufacturing Company, Chicago. See ad. iu another part of this paper. Allowances. "But," protested the wayward son, "you should make allowances for tho follies of youth." "Huh!" growled the old man. "If it wasn't for the allowance you get there would he less folly." Mere Aggravation. "Sir," announced the private secre tary, "opportunity knock:; at your door." "Throw something at her," ordered the great magnate. "Everybody knows I'm trying to die poor." Don't Fail to Get tt. Every woman or girl reader of this paper should get a free copy of Mrs. Hill's Cook Book, now being given away by Jaques Manufacturing Com pany, Chicago. See ad. in another part of this paper. A Proposition. "Johnnie, I will give you a quarter if you can get me a lock of your sis ter's hair." "Gimme four bits an' I'll git you de whole bunch; I know where she hangs it nights." Houston Post. Absent-Minded Gallantry. Lady of Uncertain Age Ah, major, we're none cf us as young as we were. Major (absent-minded, hut vaguely aware that a gallant answer is indi cated) My dear lady, I'm sure you don't look it! Punch. A Beautiful Cook Book Free To all of our readers. See ad. of K. C. Baking Powder Company in another part of this paper. Write for it to day before you forget it. The hook is one that you will be proud to own. Agreed. "Don't you think the curtain should be lowered more quickly on my first act?" asked the young playwright. "Yes, by a good half an hour," re plied the heartless manager. Work as a Necessity. Follow your calling diligently, for be assured that work, far from being a hardship is a help, and a blessing without which you cannot reach your highest good. Ruskin. Free to Housekeepers. Don't fail to get the beautiful new cook book given away by Jaques Man ufacturing Company. It is worth $5 to any housekeeper. See ad. in an other part of this paper. Cultivate Tact. The art of saying appropriate words In a kindly way is one that never goes out of fashion, never ceases to please, and it is within the reach of the humblest Bciieau. Glass-Bottom Boats. At the popular seaside resort of Avalon, Santa Cataltae islands, off the coast of Southern California, there is naw a regular fleet of glass-bottomed boats. They are specially designed to enable passengers to see not only the flsh, but the wonderful submarine growths in the Pacific ocean. In build these crafts resemble ordinary row. boats, and they hold from eight to a dozen persons, who sit around the "well" and gaze through its glass win dows into the ocean below. Wide World Magazine. EVE'S EPIGRAMS. Truth may be stranger than fiction, but it isn't nearly so marketable. It's curious how money melts oven a tresorts ccol enough for blankets. In the garden of the years life ever lasting grows best watered with tears. The old-fashioned mother and her slipper qualified many a man for the presidential chair, even If he didn't get there. Croesus can't corner the market in hearts so long as " Cupid stands sponsor for the good-looking young man. Notes of Industry. The average yield per acre, tho world over, Is only 12.7 bushels. Pomegranate is the heaviest wood. A cubic foot of it weighs S5 pounds. There is a little mere than 20' miles of railroad in the United States for every 10,000 Inhabitants. While the tonnage of the fleet of the great lakes is increasing the number of craft is decreasing, owing to tho greater capacity of the newer boats. Systematic investigation of tho Philippine islands reveals the fact that the group consists of 2.G00 islands, while before the American occupation the number was estimated at 1,200. Sault Ste. Marie canal traffic for the season of 1907 reached a grand total of 57,217,214 tons, which shows a net increase of 12 per cent, or 6.4CC, 134 tons as comjared with that of the season of 190G. The most powerful engine ever put In an automobile is one of six cylin dears and 200-hoursepower in a French racing machine. In its preliminary trials it is reported to have attained an average speed of 125 miles an hcur. Laundry work at home would be much more satisfactory if tho right Starch were used. In order to get tho desired stiffness, it is usually neces sary to use so much starch that the beauty and fineness of tho fabric Is hidden behind a paste of varying thickness, which not only destroys the appearance, but also affects the wear ing quality of the goods. This trou ble can be entirely overcome by using Defiance Starch, as it can be applied much more thinly because of its great er strength than other makes. A Keen Nose. Grandmother Why is the baby so happy? Nurse Oh, his mother and father are coming. Grandmother I don't see them! Xurse Nor I, ma'am. But tho child's nose is very keen. He smells the automobile, ma'am! Harper's Weekly. The extraordinary popularity of fine white goods this summer makes tho choice of Starch a matter of great im portance. Defiance Starch, being free from all injurious chemicals, is tho only one which is safe to use on fine fabrics. Its great strength as a stiffen er makes half the usual quantity ol Starch necessary, with the result of perfect finish, equal to that when the goods were new. Truly a Sad Case. The Butler What makes the missus In such a bad humor this morning? The Maid Some woman told her a secret last night, and she'3 forgotten It. Stray Stories. Omaha Directory WhoLiala asd retail Jltn In frrtliln for a Gentleman table. Including fine Im ported Tabla Delicacies. 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