Columbus Journal R. S. STROTHER, Publisher COLUMBUS, ... NEBRASKA OF A WEEK Record of the Msst Important Events Condensed for the Perusal of the Busy Man. PERSONAL. Kermit Roosevelt, son of the presi dent, started on a hunting trip in the northwest William J. Bryan spent a day in St Paul, and talked to a great crowd of farmers, consulted the state central committee and received assurance of Gov. Johnson's loyal support William Jennings Bryan, Jr., son of the Democratic presidential candi date, is to wed Miss Helen Berger of Milwaukee. Thomas L. Hisgen of Massachusetts was formally notified in New York of his nomination for the presidency by the Independence party convention in Chicago. William H. Taft and his family ar rived at Middle Bass Island, Lake Erie, for a week's fishing. GENERAL NEWS. William H. Taft and Senator For aker met in Toledo and entire har mony between them was assured, the senator promising to take the stump for the Republican ticket Charles O. Jones, a noted aeronaut, fell 500 feet with his blazing dirigible balloon at the Central Maine fair at Waterville, and was killed. The acci dent was witnessed by 25,000 persons. Forest fire threatened the destruc tion of the famous Calaveras group of giant sequoias. The parade of the Grand Army of the Republic at the encampment in Toledo was reviewed by Mr. Taft, Senator Foraker and others. About 12,000 veterans were in line. James S. Stackpole, a member of the firm of Stackpole Brothers, publishers of the Lewistown (Pa.) Gazette, while mentally unbalanced committed sui cide near Mifflintown by shooting. Fifteen thousand Americans and Australians took part in a grand re view and parade at Flemington, a su burb of Melbourne. The Victorian journalists gave a reception in honor of Rear Admiral Snerry. It was his birthday and the city of Melbourne commemorated the occasion by pre senting him with a silver bowl bear ing a suitable inscription. The United Spanish war veterans drew the color line by declaring the Charles M. Thomas camp of Washing-, ton "unattached." Daniel Walser, a Detroit confec tioner, was shot and killed by burg lars at his store. A Paris newspaper prints an inter view with Sidl el Mokhri, Moroccan minister of foreign affairs, in which he declares that Abd-el-Aziz has defi nitely resolved to give up the strug gle. Dr. Frederick T. Rustin of Omaha. Neb., one of the most famous sur geons in the west, was shot and hilled by an unknown person. Unknown persons dynamited the bank of the Illinois and Michigan canal at Channahon, 12 miles south west of Joliet, and the entire district was flooded. Frederick Cornelius of Muskogee, Okla.. and his sweetheart. Miss Bab bie Metcalf of Tulsa, were drowned while boating. Foreclosure proceedings against the Pittsburg-Wabash Terminal Railway company were begun in Pittsburg by the Mercantile Trust company of New York. The Nevada Democratic state con vention nominated Francis G. New lands for United States senator and George A. Bartlett for congressman. A new comet was discovered at the Yerke's observatory at Lake Geneva, Wis., by Prof. D. W. Morehouse of Drake university. The cruisers of the Pacific fleet, each towing a torpedo boat destroyer, reached Honolulu without any acci dent worth mention. Wisconsin primaries resulted in the nomination for United States senator of Isaac Stephenson, Republican, and Neal Brown, Democrat; for governor, James O. Davidson, Republican, and J. A. Aylward, Democrat. Seven summer visitors out of a party of ten were drowned by the capsizing of a Co-foot sloop in Penob scot bay, off Deer Isle. Mayor Busse of Chicago issued a proclamation extending the time for wearing straw hats from September 1 to September 15. Official returns compiled by Secre tary of Agriculture Coburn show the population of Kansas to be 1.656,799, an increase over last year of 6,639. The formal entry of the Americans into Melbourne took place. Admiral Sperry and his staff landed at the St. Kilda pier, where they were met bj the prime minister. Alfred Deakin, the premier of Victoria, Sir Thomas Bent, and the other members of the com monwealth and state ministeries. The Bank of Easton, at Easton, Mo., was robbed of $150, the funds belong ing to the post office. Insane as the result of having slain his wife and fatally wounded his son in error, Julius Turner, a farmer, committed suicide in the county jail at Clay City, 111. Louis V. Falardeau of Chicago was shot and killed in his store by hold-up men. After having their automobile wrecked, A. M. Duff, V alter Ranger and Joseph J. Hayes of Minneapolis, Minn., were attacked by three negro bandits and robbed of $235. m In- the Michigan - primaries .'Aadltor General J. B. Bradley was nominated for governor by "the Republicans. .Republicans carried the Vermont election by a. , plurality of "about 28, 000, a decrease of eight per cent from the vote of-1904. The Democratic rote also showed a decrease. The crew on board the racing bal loon VUle de Dieppe tried to descend at Niagara Falls. The rip cord failed to work properly, resulting in a poor landing. The three men in the basket got a bad shaking, up and narrowly escaped death in the whirlpool rapids. Secretary George McLaughlin of the state commission of prisons in a report on a recent inspection protested strongly against the keeping of Harry K. Thaw in the Dutchess county jail at Poughkeepsie. Delegates and visitors to the Grand Army encampment gave their atten tion to the dedication of the Fort Meigs monument at Perrysburg and to an elaborate civic parade in To ledo. Judge A. H. Huston declared uncon stitutional the Oklahoma school law providing separate school boards and separate schools for negroes in the new state. Fire in Atlanta, Ga., destroyed the plants of the Atlanta Trunk factory and the Empire Printing & Box com pany. The loss is estimated at $100, 000. A crowd of men and boys in Chi cago tried to lynch a negro who had attacked a white girl in the hallway of a building in which she worked. Standing at the stern of a motor boat which he had stolen and with bullets whizzing over his head, Ed ward Burnett, a full-blooded Pottawat tomie Indian, led two detectives an exciting chase through the down-town section of the Chicago river clear to the drainage canal before he was cap tured. Mrs. Arch Pickett shot and killed her husband, a well-known resident of Jonesboro, Ark., because, she alleged, he was "mean to her and abused her." Mrs. Earl Hallam of Springfield. 111., declared that George Richardson was not the negro who attacked her. It was his removal from the city which caused the bloody race riots. The national encampment of the Grand Army of the Republic opened in Toledo with a "Venetian night" on the river and a big reception. About 100,000 visitors were in the city, which was beautifully decorated. The British bark Amazon, for Iqui que from Port Talbot, has been wrecked near the latter port Only five out of her crew of 32 were saved. Fire destroyed the tannery of Davis, Medary & Platz, in La Crosse, Wis., the loss being about $40,000. The members of the American team which captured chief honors at the Olympic games in London were re ceived by President Roosevelt at Sag amore Hill. The great coal mine strike in the Birmingham (Ala.) district was called off by an order signed by President Lewis, Vice-President White and Secretary-Treasurer Ryan of the United Mine Workers of America. In Wyo ming the coal mines were closed be cause operators and miners could not agree. At Manzanillo, Manuel Elias, editor of the Conservative El Vigilante, was shot and killed by Manuel Estrada, editor of the Liberal paper El Re porter and also Liberal candidate for congressman. A shortage of upwards of $10,000 has been discovered in the bureau of supplies and vouchers in the general post office at Havana, of which Senor Rodriguez is chief. Rodriguez is miss ing. Charged by his wife with non-support. Rev. William C. Cummings, for merly an Episcopal rector at Ionia, Mich., wasarrested at Saul Ste Marie in the company of a woman said to be his sister-in-law. Dispatches from Peking said the Chinese government was likely to re call Minister Wu Ting Fang from Washington, because of dissatisfaction with his doings and public speeches. Becoming financially involved, two brothers, Ben S. Woolaver, aged 36. and Elmer, aged 39, committed suicide in the Sangamon river not far from their homes near Edinburg, 111. George Bailey, aged 70, and Miss Lida Dans, his sister-in-law, aged 40, were fatally burned in an explosion of natural gas that wrecked their home in Wellington, Kan. The Queen Louise balloon, which ascended from Columbus, O., with Lieut. Benedict and T. L. Semple aboard, landed in Lake Erie and the aeronauts were rescued by a steamer. President Roosevelt has approved the plans of the proposed new battle ships Florida and Utah which were authorized at the last session of con gress. While two-thirds of the city's fire men were at their annual picnic, fire in the business section of New Orleans destroyed $2,000,000 worth of property. It was the most disastrous conflagra tion in the history of New Orleans. E. M. Garber, aged 40 years, a dele gate from Holton, Kan., to the meet ing of the Illinois Life Insurance as sociation in Philadelphia, was mysteri ously drowned at Atlantic City. Mrs. Matthew Berna of Hampshire, III., went insane, killed one of her children and fatally poisoned three others and herself. Alone with her insane father, J. E. Shilling, on the top of the Chicago Au ditorium tower, 19 stories above the street. Miss Marie Shilling. 21 years old, struggled for her life successful ly when ihe man tried to throw her from the tower to the street Five men were killed, another fatal ly hurt, and five seriously injured in a collision at the Warrior Run col liery of the Lehigh Valley Coal com pany, near Wilkesbarre, Pa. The police of Atlantic City were looking for W. S. G. Williams, hus band of the woman who was with Charles G. Roberts of Baltimore when he was shot on the board walk. The Imperial Japanese bank of San Francisco was closed by the state banking commission, the officers being accused of making loans to them selves. The Netherlands government has asked France whether it would be possible forFrance to co-cperate with Holland in the present difficulty with Venezuela. France respended that she 1 would consider the question. THE NEBNVOTE 8HALLENBERGCR, DEMOCRAT, IS AHEAD ORDAHLMAN. CANVASSING BOARDS BUSY WertoVeViFflenaVBellve- that 'Ha Will Come Out Triumphant In the Sixth District. Omaha Ashton C. Shallenberger is slowly creeping ahead of Mayor Dahl man in the face for the democratic nomination for governor. The work of canvassing boards as made known Friday reveals in nearly every in stance a slight gain for the Alma man, which, if maintained, is certain to land him in the leading position on the ticket. Returns from the various county, boards specify whether democratic or' populist, and it appears there is only the remotest ground for contest m the claim of Dahlman that populist and democratic votes are being added together. Friday was set apart by the ma jority of the county clerks for the of ficial canvass, and in many places the final figures for the entire ticket will not be known for several days. In Douglas county the canvass may continue until the close of next week. A compilation of the figures com plete in nine counties, including Doug las county, shows the leaders to be Barton for auditor, Bishop for state superintendent, Cowels for land com missioner and Williams for railway commissioner upon the republican ticket. Westover is being given a race for f rst positfon in the Sixth congression al district by Johnson of Rushville. The returns so far received are from the extreme western section of the district. When the east begins to add its vote, Westover's friends be lieve he will win. Other congression al fights have been determined, prac tically, save -in the First district on the democratic ticket, where returns are too incompete to indicate whether McGuire or Fitzsimmons is ahead, Gilbert, in the Fourth district, main tains his lead over the field, as had been predicted. CUMMINS THE CAUCUS NOMINEE. Some Standpat Members of the Legis lature Refuse to Participate. Des Moines. The republican caucus this afternoon selected Governor Cum mins as the party candidate for sena tor or the short term by an almost unanimous vote, there being fifty-nine of the 110 republicans present and par ticipating. When the roll was called it became evident that the threat made in the morning that the stand patters would refuse to go into caucus had been made good in part. There were four present who might have been expected to keep away. Of these Senator Seeley explained his position and said he could not conscientiously take part in a republican senatorial caucus, and Representative Hamble ton of Mahaska said the same. Reads Will Fight Rate. Chicago. At a conference here on Friday of the legal representatives of railroads operating between Chicago and the Missouri river, a decision was reached to contest the decision of the Interstate Commerce commission in the famous Missouri river rate case. Exception is taken to the commis sion's order which was made some time ago. th:t reduction of 9 per cents per hundred pounds be made in the through rates from the Atlantic coast to the Missouri river. The rates are to go into effect September 15. Treasury Balances. Washington. Today's statement of the treasury balances in the general fund, exclusive of the ,150.000,000 gold reserve, shows: Available cash bal ance, $lS9,163,7f7. gold coin and bul lion, $35,503,152; gold certificates, $30,439,400. Bryan Meeting in Georgia. Atlanta. Ga. The first Bryan meet ing in the state of Georgia was held here under the auspices of the Young Men's Democratic league of the United States. Senator Clay. Governor Smith, Committeeman Clark Howell and Charles F. Berrien delivered ad dresses. THOMPSON ON HIS WAY HOME. Kansas City. Mo. David E. Thomp son. United States ambassador to Mexico, accompanied by his wife, pasred through here in his private car on the way to his home in Lincoln, Neb. A motor car collision two weeks ago, in which his left wrist was brok en and a nervous strain due to living in a high altitude, were reasons Mr. Thompson gave for taking a vacation. Industries Picking Up. Washington. Notably increased act ivities in a number of lines of industry in the United States are shown in the July report of the bureau of statistics, of the Department of Commerce and Labor. There is a considerably heavier live stock movement reported for the seven months ending with July than for the corresponding period of either of the two immediately pre ceding years. Grain receipts for July increased over the preceding month and also over July of last year. Every thing looks encouraging. Forest Fires Near Dearfwopd. Deadwood. S. D. Within half a mile of this city a forest fire that hes threatened property damage in the city has been raging and has just broken out afresh. Scores of men have been fighting the flames all day to keep it from sweeping down. Funeral of Admiral Glass. Berkeley, Cal. The funeral of Rear Admiral Henry Glass, who died on Wednesday night at Paso Robles, fol lowing an operation in this city, was held here from his late residence. I NEBRASKA NEWS AND NOTES. Item of Greater or Lesser Impor tance Over tha State? -. Mr. and Mrs. Richard Allberry of Blair celebrated their golden wedding. Leigh's new $201000 'school building is about ready for occupancy. Most of the schools in Nebraska commenced fall and winter operations September 7th. Four thousand people participated In the picnic ofjthe J)ld Settlers' so- clety of 'Cuming coaafy. The Wayne County Teachers' asso ciation . meeting last, week was the' most successful ever held. ' ' The Tillage of Syracuse held a spe cial election on the lioense question, and the town werft dry by seven rotes. ; Johnson is the only town in Nemaha county that now has a legal saloon, ,the booze shop at Brownville having been shut out. The Hastings Frontier Festival as sociation has been reorganized with the same officers as last year. The dates are October 14, 15 and 16. The death of Mrs. W. R. Mansfield occurred as a result of carbolic acid poisoning, self-administered. She lived three miles from Wisner. Jack RIorden, prdprletor and man ager of the JCoehler hotel bar. Grand Island, was fined $50 and costs for dis turbing the peace by threatening to fight, being intoxicated and using pro fane and obscene language. In a rear-end collisicn on the North western railroad at Kilgore two men were killed and one was so badly hurt that he will die. Another was seri ously injured. All four victims were stockmen from Norwood, Wyo. The 14-mcnths-old son of Charles Porterfield, residing east of Suther land, disappeared from home Wednes day forenoon. Later the body was found in the irrigation canal into which the child bad fallen. Some one stole a sorrel horse and harness from the stable of Banker Rix, near the postoffice In Fort Cal houn, and then took the best buggy harness and buggy of Mr. Sibersten, just west of the park. The Brownville saloon was heard in the district court at Auburn. The re sult is the closing of the saloon on the ground that two of the petitioners were not legal freeholders. Johnson Is new the only town in Nemaha coun ty which has a legal saloon. Senator Brown has received a press ing invitation from the chairman of the Ohio republican state central committee to make a number of po litical speeches in that state. It Is not probable, however, that he will make any speeches outside of Ne braska. Sheriff Phipps arrested three men and a woman who were operating a floating saloon about one-half mile north of Decatur. The sheriff also took possession of their stock of wet goods, which consisted of five full bar rels, a dozen quart bottles of bcoze, a keg of brandy and on case of beer. The game warden. William Francke. was out south of Ainsworth and came in contact with four men with twelve ducks' in their buggy and as he was about to arrest them they resisted and threw the ducks out and went to Johnstown. Warrants were sworn out later for their arrest. A smooth attempt was made in the county jail at Grand Island to saw a way out. presumably by a prisoner named Brown, held fcr safe keeping until his trial on a charge of robbing the postoffice at Sumner takes place, and Guy Colby, a local man serving a forty-day sentence for stealing chick ens. At Wayne William Wallace pleaded guilty to stealing a horse from Ernest Behmer and was sentenced to seven years in the penitentiary. He was caught by Sheriff Bauman at Fre mont. Wallace is a total stranger in these parts. He says that he has lived in and around Sioux City for the past six years. The Otoe County Breeders' associa tion will hold its annual show and flower parade on October 21 and 22. Four months age N. A. Duff of the Duff Grain company. Nebraska City, went to Europe on account of ill health, and information comes that he is a very sick man ane will return home shortly. He is suffering from Bright's disease. The Reck Island Railroad company, through Attorney D. W. McHugh. an wered the complaint of Omaha lumber men who wish to reduce dates from points in the state to Omaha to a basis equal to those enjoyed by Lin coln. The answer states that Lincoln is entitled to lower rates because of the fact that it is nearer many of the towns than is Omaha. Considerable excitement was occa sioned in Long Pine when a colored man chased a white man into one of the business houses and threw an axe at him. The only damage done was to two large panes of glass, which were badly shattered by the axe. The trouble started over the white man being caught in the colored man's house during the latter's absence from home. Peru is experiencing a second re markable building boom this year. Twenty new building are being erected. Property values are steadily rlsing. Gilbert Hanks, who is linking a deep well on his farm south of Ne braska City, and has gone to the depth of 1.000 feet, has concluded to go at least 500 feet further, and In this he has been joined by his neigh bors. At that depth he has encoun tered several traces of oil and two good veins of coal. He is confident that in the next 500 feet he will strike either a large colume of oil or gas. By direction of W. T. Thompson, at torney general, H. A. Lambert, c: attorney of Nr.'a county, filed a complaint against the Missouri Pacific Railway company, charging it with is suing and giving to -Dr. E. M. Tyler of Auburn a free annual pass. The complaint charges that the pass was issued and delivered to Dr. Tyler on or about July 1, 1908. The pass was received by Dr. Tyler, but it has not been used or signed by him. . All over Nebraska Mrs. Mary Har ris Armor, the decturer from Georgia, is teiing the people "How Georgia Went Dry." THE SULWIH. MATTERS OF INTEREST TO ALL CITIZENS. -V WHAT NEBRASKA IS BR0W1H6 Commilenerf Laber. Ryrfer Find PtMltle? Slow 111 Comparison With i ' 'CrV Hatters. Corn is King. "Republican and democratic speak ers, orators and nation- savers all agree, says Labor Commissioner Ry der, that they never saw so little pub lic interest in politics or candidates The contract price of corn or the aver, age date of early frost in Nebraska are the engrossing subjects. "Talking of prices, I was told by an Aurora man who has several farms that he has been offered 60 cents for all the corn he will deliver. He re fused the oifer. And let me say the government estimate of our corn crop is too high, while some of the railroad estimates are away off, in my judg ment. We have several hundred re ports here In the office now, that bear out this statement and I have been In a large number of. fields on foot. A great deal of corn is thin and uneven, and fully 10 per cent of the total acre age planted has been lost. Nebraska will have probably 70 per cent of a full normal crop, not more. "This must be said, however. Where we have good corn this year we have as fine a crop as heart could wish. A yield of 60 bushels to the acre can be looked for in some fields, barring a hard frost within two or three weeks. Forty bushels will be the tally in a great many Instances, and 20 to 30 bushels will be realized in many more fields. But the big expectations of some folks on aggregate yield are due for a hard tumble. Omaha In Evidence at Fair. People of Omaha have always at tended the state fair. But Thursday was the first time Omaha came down in a body. It was the first time Oma ha come down headed by its Commer cial club, its magnificent Ak-Sar-Ben and its leading business men. It was the first time that it was impossible to turn around on the ground without running into Omaha men. And the Omaha delegation did not look a bit different from the owners of the live stock exhibited at the fair, the men who raised the fino county exhibits, or the men who put up the magnifi cent horticultural exhibit. In fact, in this last department Charles Saunders of Omaha was in charge, he being the president of the society. It was a great day for the fair and a great day for Omaha. The day was called "Omaha day," and from the big city several trainloads of people came down, while many came iu automo biles. Study of Tuberculosis. The officers of the Eaton laboratory for the study and prevention of tuberr culosis in children will hold an execu tive meeting in a few days at which plins for the completion of the labora tory will be taken iip and acted upon. Concerning this matter Dr. H. W. Orr says: "Lincoln is behind hand in this movement so far and we are very anx ious to make a showing which will be of sufficient importance to report to the international congress in Wash ington, October 1." STATEMENT BY TREASURER. Expenditures More Than Receipts During. Month of August. During the last month State Treas urer Brian paid out $200,4.".2.23 and re ceived $1C3,22G. 72. He has a balance on hand of S19,S21.93. as against a balance of $534,047.43 the first of the month. He has, as shown by his monthly statement, in the permanent school fund uninvested $91,840.00. Fol lowing is the monthly report iu de tail: Balances Funds. At:?r. l. Auk. 31. General $ r..217.9 6.035..-. J Permanent school. 141.CS1,.70 91.S-J0.0G remporarv school. 1." 2. 8.'. 2. 7 9 17.-..112.13 Permanent univ... 40.226.8.'. 4C.322.01 Ac. col. endowment 48.444.67 50.003.83 Temporary univ... 12,952.99 6.240.78 Penitentiary 31.79 31. 1 9 Redemption 2.69S.6S 2.396.S3 Kearney normal li brary 1,443.8-' 1,207.35 Orthopedic hosp... 37.94 37.94 Institutions cash.. 9.497.33 9.940.71 Hospital for insane 4.219.44 3.033.11 State library 1.629.4S 1,610.48 University cash... 33.97S.53 3...206...2 Peru norm, library 2.183.2S 1.S17.76 Normal endowment 21.21 S.93 21.21S.93 Normal interest... 3.9S1!.91 2,691.24 Aff. and Merit, arts 35.000.01 35.000.01 V. S. exrer. sta... 6.740.37 5.769.S9 Totals $334,047.43 $496,S21.93 Cash on hand $ 18.020.00 Cash on deposit... 47S.S01.93 496.S21.93 Trust funds invested Permanent school $7,400,305.86 Permanent university 141.717.17 Ar. college endowment 444.000.00 Normal endowment 36.600.00 Total Bonds of all kinds... Warrants 5S.042.623.03 7.453.435.32 ...... 3S7, 187.71 Inquiry About Insurance. The Schaefer Drug company of Omaha has written Auditor Searle re garding a policy issued to it by the Druggist Indemnity Insurance compa ny of St. Louis. The druggist wanted to know if the policy Is any good. Auditor 'Searle answered that the company had no license to do business in Nebraska and, besides, he took the drug company to task severely for buying insurance from an unknown agent when Omaha was full of good agents who vill write policies prompt ly and in the right way. Wr.rning to Bankers. W. B. Hughes, secretary of the Ne braska bankers' association has sent the following warning to state bank ers: "A member reports that a man stopped at his town recently ostens ibly as a collector for some firm. Dur ing his short stsy he got a supply of blank checks and since then they have been coming back in amounts from $4.25 to $4.75 each, signed John R. Nolan, and numbered around the hundred mark. He cashes the checks at stores so the banks do not lose, but he would be a good man to stop. r Pianos Pianos Pianos Do you want one in your home? If you're contem plating the purchase of a piano now or in the future, don't fail to write or call on HAYDENS We cany the largest and most complete stock of high-grade pianos in the country. Every piano sold by us is guaranteed to give satisfaction or money refunded. You have here to select from the following: Khabe,Estey, Wegman, Franklin, Sohxner, Fischer, Schaeffer, Anderson, Price & Temple, Smith & Nixon, Smith & Barnes, Eversoler Starck, Milton, etc All sold on easy payments if desired. 16th and Dodge Try HAYDEN'S First iURING Ak-Sar-Ben fare of every one within a radius of 500' miles from Omaha, who purchases a piano from us. Secure a receipt from your agent m for full amount of fare paid present this after se lecting your piano and the amount of your fare will be deducted from the price of the piano you purchase. Prices Reduced for Ak-Sar-Ben from $100.00 to $150.00 on every one of our 600 high-grade pianos Use this opportunity to visit Omaha at our expense and to save at least $100. 00 on the piano selected from our magnificent stock. Write for further particulars, if you desire. Ask for our Handsome Piano Catalog. GRASSVILLE SUMMER TOURISTS. First Mountain Climber Come on, fellows; we're above the timber line and will soon be on the summit. Laundry work at home would be much more satisfactory if the right Starch were used. In order to get the desired stiffness, it is usually neces sary to use so much starch that the beauty and fineness of the fabric is hidden behind a paste of varying thickness, which not only destroys the appearance, but also affects the wear ing quality of the goods. This trou ble can be entirely overcome by using Defiance Staich, as it can be applied much more thinly because of its great er strength than other makes. Satisfied. :,Look here!" grumbled the old farm er. "This here almanac is a fraud. It predicted snow for jesterday and, by gum, it was hot as blazes all day." "But my dear sir," responded the bland almanac peddler, "it snowed up at the north pole yesterday." The old farmer's jaw fell. "It did?" he drawled slowly. "Wal, I reckon the almanac is all right then. It did tell the truth, didn't it?" No Social Standing. "What do you think, Maria?" ex claimed the steel magnate. "Our son Reginald writes that he is on his wed ding trip and his wife is a paragon." "A Paragon?" echoed his wife. "Dear me! I can't recall the name of Paragon in the social register. You must look her up at once, Jonn, and see if Reginald has disgraced himself by marrying into an inferior family." Starch, like cverytning1 else, is be ing constantly improved, the patent Starches put on the market 23 years ago are very different and inferior to those of the present day. In the lat est discovery Defiance Starch all In jurious chemicals are omitted, while the addition of another ingredient, in- vented by us, gives to the Starch a strength and smoothness never ap- proacueu uy uuitr uiuuuo. Withholding the Price. "Muggsy tried ter quit boozin. He onct tried de gold cure, but it wasn't no good." "Xaw, de on'y thing for him would be de nickel cure." "Do nickel cure?" t "Yeh: kecpin nickels away from ,, , U. , , , ti With a smooth Iron and Defiance Starch, you can launder your shirt waist just as wcl. at home as the steam laundry can; it will have the proper stiffness and finish, there will be less wear and tear of the goods, and it will be a positive pleasure to use a Starch that does nor. stick to the Iron. Mud for His. Yeast It is said if the real estate of Manhattan island were divided equally among its inhabitants, each individual would own $220 worth, ac cording to the assessed value. Crimsonbeak And I suppose it would just be my luck to get my share all in mud! The We. Greatest Piuo Howe. Omaha Neb. time we will paythe- Would Be Cheaper. A church appointed a committee to get subscriptions for a chime of bells. They had seen nearly all the congre gation. When they went to see a rather poor member they told him they would like a small amount toward it. lie promised to give as much as ho rmilfl lint lio nnil- 'Tlnn'r vim flunk- ' - It would he cheaper to put a. vhistle- in?" HERE IN OMAHA. IN OUR OWN SHOP We-jrinil ourmrii In visible bifocal Irjise.. There is in cetn i:t to Halve or tisly lines to blur the virion. One tolid ieee of -;las.s. A-.1: to .ee tliem. Free examination. HUTEi-ON OPTICAL CO., Exclusive Opticians, SV.i South Itith Street,. Omalia. Nelir.i'-k.i. Factory on premises.. Wlioleale ami Ketail. Omaha Directory Wbolesala and retail rtalr in evuyt hlag for aCeitlemm table, including Flee Im- portJ Tibia Delicacies. 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Kjrrt;la:inil ptia-rI"pmjTlvr:tt-l. ConsuItusHrit. urn Optical Cll.,llimllonifrllt u4 firnua Strttl, OX III t, IH- FARMER'S ELECTRIC LIGHT PLANTS ForPowranlLeht. Serifoi circular and prices. Azents lr iiaxa 63S9.ni. Eigmis and Eng-m Starttrs- ORR GAS ENGINE STARTER CO. 1113 Farnnm St., OMAHA, NEB. Ors. Ilailcy & .Marh, The I .xi r.oor. raiiiiD Blorlc. cor. ltth and Far nam JitS.. Oil AIM. N'ni. BrSt tfmpix-lil i icntal office In tho Middle West. I.att appliances. I HicHiradoI)ntltry. KraonaMc pmes. RUBBER GOODS I b? mall at ctit price. Send for free catalogne. 1 wiYERS-DILLON DRUG CO.. OMAHA. NEB- I rrrBf.nrtt iua 6C QKiikrt 4OI-403 South tsth St, . C OmiRCn OMAHA. NEBRASKA FURS of all kinds, direct from, maker to wearer. Save- the middle man's profit. MILUII RtTa&?J Take Faraam Btrret car. Two Dollars a day and BI We cater especially to state trade. Tryns. 1 u r?k C J I L fStammmmak