si tK f '""yjJ;--- .- " -T' " 'i''S''' -"Z&R-cj vr3fv I IIS ill ii Hi (.1 II III Columbus Journal R. 8. 8TR0THER, Publisher COLUMBUS, NEBRASKA PERSONAL. After spending two sleepless nights in the Jail at Goshen, N. Y., on a charge of beating his wife, Ferdinand PInney Earle, he of 'afflnity', and "soul-mate" fame, was released on furnishing 12.000 bail, and at once started in search of his wife. Wade Ellis, attorney general of Ohio, has accepted the office of assist ant to the attorney general of the United States. Admiral Dewey unveiled a memorial tablet to Admiral Farragut in the Portsmouth navy yard. William J. Bryan visited Salem, 111., his birthplace, and was given a great ovation. Delaware Republicans nominated S. S. Pennewell of Sussex for governor. David E. Thompson, American am bassador to Mexico, was run down by a bicyclist and suffered a fracture of one arm and contusions of the face. Fritzi Scheff, star of the light opera stage, who was recently divorced from Baron von Bardsleben, an officer in the Austrian anny, is to marry John Fox, Jr., the Kentucky author. It is reported. President Roosevelt went to Jordan ville, N. Y., for the dedication of a public library erected in honor of the mother of Douglas Robinson, the pres ident's brother-in-law. District Attorney Jerome was com pletely exonerated by the commis sioner named by Gov. Hughes to in vestigate charges against Mr. Jerome. GENERAL NEWS. The American battleship fleet ar rived at Melbourne and was given a rousing welcome by the officials and people. With the number of dead estimated at a hundred and the financial loss placed at from two to five million dol lars, the floods throughout the Caro llnas and Georgia have been the most severe experienced by these states In their history. In the cities business has been demoralized and stores and residences ruined, and in the country the crops have suffered most seri ously. Five men were killed, another fatal ly hurt, and five seriously injured in a collision at the Warrior Run col liery of the Lehigh Valley Coal com pany, near Wilkesbarre, Pa. At Minerva. Ky.. John Bruce, aged 20 years, shot and killed his father, Lewis Bruce, 45 years old. The elder Bruce had attacked his wife, when the son interfered and shot him. Five young oarsmen of San Fran cisco who went for a row on the bay disappeared, presumably be ing drowned. The police of Atlantic City were looking for W. S. G. Williams, hus band of the woman who was with Charles G. Roberts of Baltimore when he was shot on the board walk. Because she rejected his attentions, A. G. Summers of Belleville, III., killed Mrs. Eva Neinninger and committed suicide. The British steamer Dunearn sank in a typhoon off Japan and only two of her crew of 53 survived. Two men were killed and six others dangerously wounded on board the Danish cruiser Hekla by the prema ture explosion of a shell. Capt. P. C. Halns, Jr., and his broth er, T. Jenkins Halns, were held with out bail for the action of a grand jury at New York on a charge of the mur der of William E. Annis. Rev. I. B. Milligan, well-known minister and golf player of Canton, O., shot and killed himself. One hundred Indians at Salmon Arm, just south of Kamloops, B. C, are threatening to go on the warpath, fearing that they are to have their fishing rights taken away. The Imperial Japanese bank of San Francisco was closed by the state banking. commission, the officers being accused of making loans to them selves. The Associated Advertising clubs In session at Kansas City elected James Glbbs of Chicago president and de cided to meet next year in Louisville, Ky. The American battleship fleet sailed from Sydney for Melbourne. Frank Hslladay of Rosedale, Pa., fatally slashed his 19-year-old wife with a razor because of jealousy. Vance Williams, a negro accused of murder, was lynched near Louisville, Ky. -' The national rifle team match for -the national trophy, authorized by congress, and $300 was won at Camp Perry, O., by the United States infan try team. The post office at Rushvllle, Mo., was robbed of $500 by burglars who had failed to loot the bank there. Hostilities between the Netherlands and Venezuela were brought a Btep nearer by the receipt at The Hague of an unofficial copy of a second note from Castro's foreign minister, Jose de Jesus Paul, setting forth Venezue la's grievances and stating that that country awaited satisfaction. Gov. Magoon announced the Cuban elections would be held November 14 and the new president installed Janu ary 28 next. Burglars cracked the safe of the post office in Waukegan, 111., and got away with money and stamps to the yalue of $3,000. NEWSNOTES: iji FOR THE g BUSY MAN jjj Most Important Happen- J-j !! ings of the World ! 8 Told in Brief. 8 John Henry Briggs, aged 2 years, a millionaire cattle-raiser, shot and' killed himself at his home in Attica, Ind. , C. W. Trickett, special assistant at torney general of Kansas appointed to enforce the prohibitory 'liquor law In Wyandotte county, was found guilty of using his office to obtain $250 from Wayfflkand Frank Hurlburt, ThU350 guests of the Homestead hotelt Hot Springs, Va., presented Judge Taft, Mrs. Taft and Master Charles Taft each with a silver loving cup as a formal farewell expression of their regard. The revolution in Persia is in full swing and has resulted In a bloody battle at Kerman, which was taken by the rebels. An unidentified burglar was shot dead in a pistol battle with four Greeks in Chicago. . It is asserted in Tokyo that the gov ernment has decided to postpone un til 1917 the international exposition which was to have been held in 1912. John, Harry and Edward .Conrad, lads, were drowned near Vevay, Ind.,' their skiff being run down by a steamer. Guests of the Homestead hotel at Hot Springs, Va., presented loving cups to Mr. and Mrs. Taft and their' little son. The civil court at Caracas found the French Cable company guilty of com plicity in the Mates revolution and) Imposed a fine of $5,000,000. Gov. Fort of New Jersey issued a proclamation threatening to send state troops to Atlantic City to compel thej observance of the Sunday closing law by the saloons and cafes. i Jesse Coe, one of two negroes who' murdered two Indianapolis, Ind., po licemen on September 30, 1906, was shot to death by a sheriff's posse in Monroe county, Kentucky. , Nearly 30 miners are believed to have perished in Hailey-Ola coal mine No. 1, at Haileyville, Okla., when! fire destroyed the hoisting shaft and air shaft and cut off air from the men. Floods at Augusta, Ga., did Immense damage to property, demoralized busi-( ness, stopped all traffic and caused several deaths. A terrific downpour of rain lasting more than 24 hours and attended by the coldest August weather New York has experienced for 23 years, was re sponsible for two deaths and great property damage. Earl Irey, an apprentice on the training ship Pensacola at Yorba, Cal., is said to have been so severely hazed that he probably will lose his eyesight. Macrena Kavorzoof, 19 years old, confessed at Valdez, Alaska, that she induced George Postriakoff, whom she loved, to kill her husband, Peter S. Kavorzoof, a woodman, at their home on Afoguak island. As a result of an attempt by David and William Webb, brothers, to carry out a threat to "do up" J. W. Culpep per, a grocer, of Tulsa, Okla., David Webb is dead, William Webb fatally wounded and Culpepper is seriously injured. Snow fell in Baltimore and other parts of Maryland. Mrs. Kate Howard, leader of the mob in the recent race war in Spring field, 111., killed herself by swallowing poison while being taken to the jail following the return of an indictment against her charging murder. The police of Warsaw captured a band of swindlers who have carried on an extensive and lucrative business in the sale of spurious government bonds of the so-called lottery issue. Yeggmen robbed the State bank of Geneseo, N. D., of $2,200. Two negroes entered the home of Mrs. Virgil Bassett in SL Louis, choked and locked her t.p, robbed the house and set it on fire. After a big harmony meeting of Iowa Republicans Gov. Cummins called a special session of the legis lature to so amend the primary law. that Republican voters can select a successor to Senator Allison. Ill, half blind, criticising the church on the score of untruthfulness and in sincerity and declaring that he could not worship ''America's trinity suc cess, pleasure and gold". Rev. Albert H. Trick shot and killed himself in a room in Mills hotel in New York. He was once pastor of a Presbyterian church in Chicago. W. C. Conlee, a SL Louis barber, killed himself because the use of safe ty razors had ruined his business. The stage running between Cody and Meetettso, Wyo., was held up and the passengers robbed of $1,500. C. H. Watson of Allison, O., shot and killed Elijah Crabtree, who had eloped with Watson's daughter. So suspiciously large was the vol ume of business done on the New York stock exchange on one Saturday that it will be investigated by a special committee .of five members. More than a million shares were bought and sold in very large blocks and it is believed the trades were "matched." in pursuance of some deep laid scheme. Judge Thompson in the United States court at Cincinnati denied the petition of the Union Distilling company and others for a temporary injunction re straining the government from carry ing out its order that "imitation" whis key must be branded as such. Formal notice of his nomination for the vice-presidency by the Democratic convention at Denver was served on John W. Kern in the great Colosseum at Indianapolis. Mr. Bryan was among the speakers. Alonzo Walters, cashier of a bank at Ellaville, Ga., committed suicide to avoid arrest on a charge of embezzle ment. A. C. Bartlett of Chicago, accompa nied by his wife and his daughter, was automoblling from Karlsbad to Dresden when the car ran over and killed a boy eight years old In the vil lage of Schmiedeberg. OBITUARY. George P. Rowell, 70 years old, of New York, prominent for many years in the newspaper advertising busi ness, died at Poland Springs, Me. C. G. McLeod, president of a bank at McLeansboro, 111., is dead. Col. William J. Glenn. 68 years old, formerly commander of the Four teenth regiment, Pennsylvania Na tional Guard, and prominent In Na tional Guard circles, was found dead in bed at his home in Carnegie, Pa. Mrs. Mary Torphy died in Rockford, 111., at the age of 100 years. MEN IN MELBOURNE no formay program arranged for Sunday. THOUSANDS ARE IN CHURCHES Chapalin f the Connecticut Occupies the Cathedral Pulpit on Sun day Evening. Melbourne Rear Admiral' Sperry expressed himself as highly apprecia tive of the warm welcome extended to himself and the men under him and the kindly greetings of the Aus tralians, both at Sydney , and . Mel bourne, has developed a feeling of gratification throughout tne fleet. All are looking forward with pleasure to the coming week, of which this Is the official landing day. The weather Is fine and hospitality promises to be abundant Sunday was set down on the pro gram as a "free day," nothing in the way of formal entertainments being arranged for the visitors, but never theless those who came ashore from the warships managed to spend some enjoyable hours driving and sight seeing. Seventeen military trains ar rived from the various centers, bring ing into Melbourne a large body or cavalry, which will participate In the grand review on Thursday. Twenty-five hundred men of the ships were given shore leave Sunday, of which one thousand marched through Collins street to St Patrick's cathedral, where pontifical mass was held at noon. The American blue jackets and marines were preceded by 2,000 cadets and a number of bands were in the procession. The streets were thronged with spectators, who gave the men a hearty welcome. Af ter the services in the church were ended the men were served with lunch in the cathedral hall. Special services were Held In all the Protestant churches and later the Melbourne Automobile club In 100 cars took the officers of the fleet to view the points of interest in the city and the suburbs. During the course of the afternoon numerous private enter tainments were given. There were comparatively few vis itors to the warships owing to the distance the ships are lying from shore, but those who did make the trip were enthusiastic over the beauty and powerful appearance of the Amer ican men of war. WYOMING MINES TO SUSPEND. Seven Thousand Men Will Be Idle Be cause of Deadlock. Butte, Mont After a two-session conference In this city, lasting until late Sunday night, the committee rep resenting the United Mine Workers of Wyoming failed to reacn a wage agreement with the operators, and ac cording to John H. Hart spokesman for the mine owners, all the ccal mines in Wyoming would shut down Monday. About 7,000 men will be idle. General Demand for Speakers. New York Announcement was made at the republican national head quarters that all senators, members of congress, state and county officers or others who are benefited by the repub lican political organization will be asked to make up a volunteer speak ing force available for the national and congressional campaigns. Cracksmen Make Bill Haul. Montreal Five masked men dyna mited the safe In the provisional bank at St. Eustace, ten miles from Mon treal, and secured $12,000. They held up the caretaker and kept a posse cf citizens at bay with revolvers and made good their escape to Montreal. Rich Cargo of Raw Silk. San Francisco The richest cargo of raw silk Imported from the orient for several years reached this port Sunday on the steamer Asia. It con sisted of 3,660 bales, valued at $2,000,000. Forbids Tolstoi Celebration. Yasnaya, Poliana Russia Court Leo Tolstoi is improving slowly from his recent illness. The governor of Tula has forbidden the Tula municipality to celebrate Tolsto's biirthday. BIG FIRE AT NEW ORLEANS. Conflagration in Wholesale District Destroys Three Blocks. New Orleans Fire which broke out in the center of the commercial dis trict Sunday afternoon swept over portions of three blocks destroying a large number of wholesale houses, manufacturing plants and small stores. Originating at Belnvllle and Charles streets, the flames worked their way north as far as Oony street and west towards Roval, causing a loss of between $1,000,000 and $2,000, 000 before they finally were subdued. General A. P. Stuart Dead. Biloxi, Miss. General Alexander P. Stuart, one of the last two surviving lieutenant generals of the confederate array, died at his home Sunday, in his 87th year. A native of Tennessee, General Stuart lived the greater part of bis life in that state, but of late has. been making his home In Biloxi. He was born at Rogersville. Hawkins county, Tenn.. October 2. 1821. He was appointed to the United States Military Academy at West Point and graduated with honors from that in stitution In June, 1842. Death List in South Sixty. Atlanta, Ga. Augusta and points in-SoBth Carolina are gradually recov ering frees the flood concltlens Sun day afternoon. The death list in Geor gia and Eeath Carolina will reach six ty. Twe more bodies were taken from the river at Augusta on Sunday afternoon, making total Known dead there eighteen. There were rumors that a serious fire had broken out in Augusta Sunday afternoon, but these were unconfirmed. The city mains have been open, relieving the distress as to water. NEBRASKA NEW AND NOTES. Items 'of Greater er Lesser Impor tance Over the State. Taft end Bryan clubs are being or ganized in all Nebraska towns. Lightning recently killed a number of cattle and horses in Gage county. The Fenton baby, which waa scald ed at Tecumseh. died from its inju ries. A two-year-old child of Irvine Pat rick at Hartlngton drank lye and died in a few hours. The Pioneers and Old Settlers' as sociation of Burt county bad 3,000 1 eople at their picnic. ' Ou September 9 the county judges of the state will convene at Hastings to consider matters of needed legis lation. Farmers about Valentine are con cerned for the welfare of the corn crop in view of cold weather that has set in. The German Catholic church, ten miles northeast of Osceola, burned, together with all contents. Origin of the fire is unknown. A white man who came to Nebras ka City and was living with a negro woman, whom he claimed was his wife, was given the alternative of leaving the city or going to jail by the officers. Commander Hoyt of the Grand Is land soldiers' home called upon Gov ernor Sheldon and confirmed the re port of the resignation of Adjutant J. W. Bowen, which will be effective September 1. The 2-year-old baby boy of John Omesher, living twelve miles south west of Valentine, was drowned. The baby had wandered away from tho house and fell into a barrel sunken under a spring. For the second time within the past two months the mill dam at Holmesville has been washed away. Tftls will necessitate closing the mill until a new concrete dam can be built some time this fall. The latter part of lest week an agent of the Argentine Republic was in Jefferson county, and while there bought six Expansion-Grand Look Fo land China hogs to be exported from 'New York September 5th. Andrew Temple and Reuben Camp bell, living near Benkelman, had trou ble about the trespassing of stock, resulting in the former filling the latter with bird shot. The matter will be aired In the courts. A rapid administration of justice occurred in Tekamah, when George Ringer pleaded guilty before Judge Sears to the charge of burglary and v.as sentenced to a term of seven years in the state penitentiary. A suit involving a half interest in a $25,000 estate has been filed in tho district court of Merrick county. Tho plaintiff in the suit is John M. Hlg gins, who claims a child's interest in the estate of his stepfather, John Hig gles, who died last December. A good sized freight wreck occur red on the Burlington at Berwyn, ten miles east of Broken Bow, in which eighteen stock cars of eastbound No. 46, containing about 500 head of cat tle and horses, were completely ditch ed. About thirty head of cattle and twenty head of horses were killed. Del Dare of the vicinity of Burwell, was arraigned before United States Commissioner Cleary at Grand Island and gave a preliminary hearing on the charge of violating the Lacy law by shipping prairie chickens for the mar ket Game Warden Carter was one of the principal witnesses, there being nine or tea others. Mrs. Starkey, the woman v.ho was shot in the army by her divorced husband at the home of his father, whither she had gone to Interview him. Is still suffering from thy effects of the shot, the arm being in quite bad condition. She is at present at the home of her father, near Grand Island, in care of physicians. Hid away in an old trunk the au thorities at Humphrey found $1,980.35 in currency, gold and small change, representing the hoardings of Gus Blessing, the hermit who was found dead in his room. This amount about balanced with the records in his cash book. Some of the paper money bore dates which indicate that it had been laid away years ago. Blessing was 60 years od. The sheriff of Cherry county re turned from Merrlam, bringing with him Jake Sanders, whom he went up after and arrested for assault with intent to do great bodily Injury. He had beaten up his wife, having used a club, and then had taken a case knife and cut and hacked her about the head, having almost scalped her. Sanders waived examination and was bound over to the district court. Sheriff Young brought to Kearney Loue Racy, charged with the murder of Robert L. Stewart at Wolsey. It was developed at the inquest that the two men were seen to enter an old mill at Wolsey together. Rao fails to give account of himself and circumstances strongly indicate his guilt. Stewart was a plasterer from Brookings, and was apparently chok ed to death and thrown into a bin in the mill. John Boulton. an old settler of thir ty years In Adams county, residing two miles south of Juniata, commit ted ruiclde by drinking strychnine. lie nus an invalid. It is stated upon good authority that the Union Pacific will not move its headquarters from Beatrice to Marysvllle, Kas., as reported In a dis patch some days ago. Ed S. Miller, president of the Beatrice Commercial club, has been in communication with the railroad officials and it is under stood that all the company asks Is that it be given a fair share of the business of that city. The pioneers and old settlers pic nic wa? held at Allen. Eight bun dred dollars in purses and a ball game between Allen and Wakefield for a purse of $75 were attractions. An address was given by Henry H. Wilson of Lincoln. A' daring attempt to commit high way robbery was perpetrated on the main street of Benkelman, when an unknown person crept up behind Jerry O'Brien and murderously as sailed him with a heavy stone, strik ing him on the back of the head. The miscreant got no booty and mad his escape. THE STATE GnPTTnl MATTERS OF INTEREST TO ALL CITIZENS. THE GRAND ASSESSMENT ROLL Increase Over Last Year a Little Over Sixty-two Millions Dollars. Uni versity Benefits Largely. Grand A iment Roll. 1908 S391.578.720.88; 1907 329,413.349.32' General fund levy ..- 1908 1.664.209.5S 1907 1.647,067.15 University levy 1908 391.578.72 1907 329,413.38 Redemption fund levy 1908 391,578.72 1907 329.413.38 Total for state taxes 1908 2.447,367.00 190? 2.305.893.09 The above tables show the grand assessment roll, the general, university and redemption funds taxes to be paid, compared with the grand assess ment roll and taxes for 1907. The figures are official and were compiled by Secretary Schayland of the State Board of Equalization. The figures vary only slightly from the unofficial figures previously published. The board made some minor changes in three or four counties, which changed the total slightly. The general fund taxes, out of which is paid the ex penses of running the state govern ment and the state Institutions, includ ing the coming legislative expenses, have been increased $17,142.43. The smallness of the increase is due to the fact that the state1 board reduced the general fund levy from 5 to 4 mills. The taxes levied by the legislature, 1 mill, for the support of the Univer sity of Nebraska have been increased $62,165.34. The l-mill levy made by the legis lature for the creation of a fund with which to pay off the state debt is In creased the same amount, $62,165.31. This makes the total increase in the general, university and redemption funds taxes $141,473.91. The great increase in the taxes levied for the University of Nebraska will be used as an argument for spe cific appropriations for the support of this institution, rather than continue to appropriate a blind sum in the form of a l-mill levy. In 1907, when the legislature made thel-mill levy for the support of the university, following an old custom, the members based their action on an estimate of the grand assessment roll made by the Board of Regents of uni versity. The regents estimated the grand assessment roll for 1907 at $321,000,000. The grand assessment roll that year reached $329,000,000. For 1908 the regents estimated the grand assessment roll at $329,000,000. The valuation this year as shown above exceeded that estimation by more than $62,000,000. Building and Loan Statement. Following Is the summary of the port of the building and loan asso ciations of Nebraska for the last year as compiled by Secretary Royse of the State Banking board: Sixty-eight associations submitted reports for the close of business June 30, 1908, an increase of two over the number reporting last year, showing an increase of assets during the year of $1,992,932.03; first mortgage loans have been Increased $2,100,750.65, while Items of other resources have been reduced as follows: Stock loans, $734,033.2S; real estate, $38,012.37; capital stock, running, has been in creased $763,176.41: full paid stock in creased $1,227,610.55; the number of loans made for building purposes dur ing the year, 1,646; for the payment of homestead mortgages. 2,396; the total number of borrowing stockholders, 14, 858; non-borrowing 'stockholders, 27, 825; total amount of real estate loans in force, $12,244,339.87; total appraised value of the real estate and improve ments upon which loans hnave been made, $27,076,136; total insurance in force and assigned to the associations on property upon which loans have been made. $16,949,571.41; the asso ciations have done business during the year amounting to $10,597,784.71, at a cost of $174,617.43. More Quiet at Fairview. Since the departure of Mr. Bryan for his speechmaklng trip, Fairview has enjoyed some cessation in the former stream of visitors who came to call on the nominee, but the tourists who pass through Lincoln still go out to the Bryan farm to see the house and wander over the grounds. Some of them do not know that Mr. Bryan Is away, and ask for him at the door. The number who now call at the can didate's home, however, is much small er than it is when he Is In Lincon, and consists mostly of curious travelers who wish to see the place mentioned so often In the newspapers. Bankers Object to Rule. Omaha and South Omaha bankers appeared before the State Board of Equalization to protest against an In crease in the assessment of the banks of Douglas county. The board con templated an increase of 10 per cent, because the banks deducted 3 per cent of the loans upon making their returns to the assessor. C. F. McGrew said I the Douglas county banks were as sessed at their value and there should be no increase. He said the assessed value was greater than was the actual value at which the stock sells. Employers' Liability Bill Missing. The legislative records relating to the passage of the employers' liability bill are missing from the office of the secretary of state. Either that or the bill was not read a second time in the senate. A suit is now on in Douglas county in which the constitutionality of the law is one of the questions at issue. Attorney for the Union Pacific railroad called upon the secretary of state for a certified copy of the records several days ago. An investigation failed to disclose where the bill has been read a second time. WHAT THE TRADE MARK MEANS TO THE BUYER , Few people realise the inaportaaee of the words "Trade Mark" stamped on the goods they buy. If they did it would save them many a dollar spent for worthless goods and put a lot of' unscrupulous manufacturers oat of the business. When a manufacturer adopts a trade mark he assumes the entire re sponsibility for the merit of his prod uct He takes his business repo tion in his hands out In the lime light "on the square" with the buy er of his goods, with, the dealer, and with himself. The other manufacturer the one who holds out "Inducements," offer ing to brand all goods purchased with each local dealer's brand sidesteps responsibility, and when these Infe rior goods "come back" it's the local dealer that must pay the penalty. A good example of the kind of pro tection afforded the public by a trade mark is that offered in connection with National Lead Company's adver tising of pure White Lead as the best paint material. That the Dutch Boy Painter trade mark is an absolute guaranty of puri ty in White Lead is proved to the most skeptical by the offer National Lead Company make to send free to any address a blow-pipe and instruc tions how to test the white lead for themselves. The testing outfit is be ing sent out from the New York office of the company, Woodbridge Building. ABSENT-MINDED. JcHSHBBVVaaaaaaaa I VrA) rTSar Bsr BBW At J "CsbWbsBKX"BJ .aBBBBBBBBTSv eft Old Gent Here, you boy, what are you doing out here, fishing? Don't you know you ought to be at school? Small Boy There now! I knew I'd forgotten something. HER GOOD FORTUNE After Years Spent in Vain Effort. Mrs. Mary bridge, N. Y., E. H. Rouse, of Cam says: "Five years ago I had a bad fall and it affected my kidneys. Severe pains in my back and hips became constant, and sharp twinges followed any exertion. The kidney secretions were badly disordered. I lost flesh and grew too weak to work. Though constantly using medicine I despaired of being cured until I began using Doan's Kidney Pills. Then relief came quickly, and in a short time I was completely cured. I am now in ex cellent health." Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y. Cape Cod Fog. "Yes," remarked the Down Easter, "we do have fog along Cape Cod some times. One night the fog came up and in the morning when I went to milk I couldn't find the old cow. Knew where she was in the habit of lying, though, and followed her easy enough. Got to her just in time, too. "Why, I just went through the hole she made in the fog sort of a tunnel like and pretty soon I came up to her. She was almost smothered. You see the fog had packed ahead of her and she'd jammed her horns into it and got stuck. Had to chop her out. You may believe it or not, but I'll show you the cow any time you come 'round." Philadelphia Public Ledger. Appreciates Teachers' Work. One woman says that when her children bring home their school re ports at the end of the month she al ways finds five minutes in which to write a personal letter to the teach ers. If there is something that the children have learned that surprised her she writes a note of thanks and appreciation, and If the reports are unsatisfactory she writes offering to help the teacher in any way she may suggest Needless to say, the teach ers are appreciative, as any one will know who has ever taught school. Not Guilty. "Now, Mrs. McCarthy," said counsel for the defense, "please tell us simply as you can your version of this affair. It Is alleged that you referred to Mrs. Callahan in disparaging terms." "Not a bit av it I didn't say anny thlng about disparaging nor disparagus nor anny other garden truck, except that I said she had a nose loike a squash and her compiixion was as bad as a tomato in the lasht stages. Yez can see for yersilf If it ainlt the truth." REMAINS THE SAME. fVell Brewed Postum Always Palatable The flavour of Postum, when boiled according to directions, is always the same mild, distinctive, and palatable. It contains no harmful substance like caffeine, the drug in coffee, and hence may be used with benefit at all times. "Believing that coffee was the cause of my torpid liver, sick headache and misery in many ways," writes an Ind. lady, "I quit and bought a package of Postum about a year ago. "My husband and I have been so well pleased that we have continued to drink Postum ever since. We like the taste of Postum better than coffee, as It has always the same pleasant flavour, while coffee changes its taste with about every new combination or blend. "Since using Postum I have had no more attacks of gall colic, the heavi ness has left my chest, and the old, common, every-day headache is -thing' unknown." "There's a Reasoa. Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Read "The Road to Wellville." in pkgs. Ever read the above letter? A new one appears from time to time. The' are genuine, true, and full of hum intsrcft. W JBew ft FULLY FILLED THE SILL. Aunt MantJy Was ThoreughV Satisfied with New Husband, Aunt Mandy is an old colored wom an who for years kas done washing for several families. She has had several matrimonial experiences, and when her last husband died one of her customers attempted to condole with her. "I was very sorry to hear of your husband's death, Aunt Mandy," she said. "Ya'as, ma'am." said Aunt Mandy. "He was a pow'ful good man." "What did he die of?" "Ah really don't know, ma'am." "You don't know- Gracious! Couldn't the doctor tell you?" "Ah didn't have no doctah. ma'am." said Aunt Mandy. "He jes done died a natch'ral death." It wasn't long, however, before Aunt Mandy had another husband. "I hear you are married again," re marked her patron one day. "Ya'as. ma'am." giggled Aunt Mandy. "I was done married las' Sunday." "And is your new husband equal to the last?" "Ya'as, Indeedy, ma'am." said Aunt Mandy. "He's jes as equal. If not equaller." PRECISE. Miss Sentimental Tell me. are yon sure, Milton, that I'm the first you've asked to marry you?" Mr. Manyack Do you mean this present month or do vou include last as well? A Unanimous Vote. A German-American who had re cently arrived at the estate of riches attended his first banquet The wiDe was particularly vile, and so several gentlemen who were seated near tho German were quite satisfied to havo him empty the bottles that had been set apart for their common use. Neither the quality nor the quantity of the wine in the least disturbed the Teuton, and, after draining the last glass, he looked around jovially and said: "Shentlemen, I haf now drunk en all your wine and safed you the trouble of trinking vat you did not like. I tink you wight to vote me a public tank." They did. Lippincott's. Sheer white goods. 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