v v1 - "" "'x, v t y S5-5 S n B n IastitiU. g with Moridsy, the Platte Oo-mtar Tesflhers'Iastitnte has been in sankm at the hih school building. On aoooant of the disagreeable weather, and the toot thai a number of the teachers are attending snsurier school, a large at trftwlaaftfr waa not expected, but the en rollmeBt of twenty-six Monday forenoon waa increased to fifty-six by evening, and before the session closes the number will be over seventy. The instructors, Superintendent Conn, Prof. Gregg and Miss Schlee, are much interested in their work and the teachers are co-operating with them." One of the periods looked forward to by all is the helpful talk period at 3:45 p. m. On Monday this period was filled by Edgar Howard of the Telegram, and on Tuesday afternoon Miss Schlee. with the aid of some primary pupils, entertained the teachers in the gymnasium by show ing them some new games for a rainy day. Tuesday evening Prof. Gregg gave his illustrated lecture on the "Geological Story of Nebraska. " This is intended to arouse interest in local geology. Wednesday evening Superintendent Oonn will give a talk for the benefit 'of young teachers and Thursday evening Prof. Gregg and President Thomas of the Kearney Normal will address the teachera Thursday the Platte County Teachers', association will elect officers and Friday and Saturday will be examinations. The musical program furnished by lo cal talent for the opening exercises, both morning and afternoon, is much appre ciated by the teachers. Following is a list of the teachers in attendance: Lena Schmocker, Stella Morgan, Jen nie Craig, Anna Byrnes; Julia O'Neill, Emily Rorer, Winnie Knight, Caroline Pelle, Susan MoCur, Alios Lyons, Lena Matzen, George Camp, Anna Glur, Louise Luedtke, Mary . Welch, Leta Canfield, Anna Potter, Nellie Sullivan, Augusta Nelson, Maud Goodwin, Juniata Worden. Miss Reeves, Alice Zingg, Florence Dunn, Ada Anderson, Emma Webster, MaryDineen, Lena Ed wards, Grace Johnson, Emma Meyer, Prof. Pat terson, Effie Olson, Lizzie Knight, Rose O'Oallsghan, Margaret Hughes, Delia Rice, Emma Poesohel, Emma Luers, Julia Hilzinger, Maggie Dress, Mary Lewis, Lulu Knight, Grape Bloom, Ada" Westcott, Rose Eisenmenger, Emma Matzen, Lillie Karthaus, Anna McTag gart, Wm. Farrand, Hazel Smith, Pearl Leach, Ellen Dorr, Erma Nicholson, Nellie Fenton, Corry Larson, Hazel Sharrar, Prof. Raubach, Kate Hennessy, Mary Sweeney, Anna Ottis, Ruth Beck lund, Joey Dineen, Margaret Dinetn, Edna M. Johnson, Sadie Connolly, Birdie Dodds, Nellie Olson. Ada Phillips, Kath eryn O'Oallaghan, Margaret Regan, Anna Bedinger, Anna O'Callahan, Jva VanBarlicon, Dora VanBarlicon. ! Baseball League. The members of the Columbus Fire department have organized a city league, composed of a team each from the Hoo kies, and Hose companies Noe. 1 and 2. A series of games will be played for the championship during the season, which opens Sundsy, June 28, with a game be tween the Hookies and Hose Uompany No. 2. All three teams have ordered aew uniforms, which will be here in time for the opening games. A regular schedule has been prepared and includes games every Sunday until September 13,' when the season will close. The lineup of the teams is as follows: Hose Company No. 2 Al Kurt, L. Glur, L. Maier, W. Moersen. J. Brani gan. J. Staub, W. Boettcher, Ed. Graf, T. Rothleitner, J. Ernst. Hose Company No. 1 Otto Scbreiber, Otto Kumpf, Chas. Becher, Wm. Kauf mann. T. Kaufmann, C. Gass, Otto Merz, jr., Wm. Geiger,0. Heuer, C. Seipp. Pioneer Hook and Ladder Co. W. L. Boettcher, Wm. Heuer, 0. Hirschbruner, Joe Haney, Walter Heuer, C. Pitman, B. J. Galley, Joe Stovicek, Eilert Mobl- mann. The games heretofore played by the different teams will not count in the percentage for the championship series, as the first one will be June 28. On next Sunday, June 21, there will be a game between Hose Companies Noa. 1 and 2. iMtt Mo. 5: Robert Kummer is painting some of the new farm buildings he has put up this spring. Mr. and Mrs. Ed Hahn left Monday for Cody, Wyoming, for a visit with Mrs. Hahn's sister, Mrs. Emma Manning. W. T. Bonner of Princeton, New Jer sey, arrived Monday for a short visit with the home folks, returning Wed nesday. Mr. and Mrs. J. T. Bonner entertained the young folks of the neighborhood at their home Tuesday evening, the event being called a bunch of roses, each guest bringing a bunch of roses. Farmers are stik complaining about the excessive rainfall, which puts a stop to work in the fields. And there are some fields that have not yet been touch ed, aa the ground has been entirely too soft. Walker John 8wanson was down in Columbus Thursday on business. Ernest Carlson and Alfred Larson were passengers to Columbus Saturday. Lsoasrd Swanson, who has been attending school at Genoa, is home on the farm again. Mrs. John 8wanson and daughter. Miss Minnie, have gone to Surprise, Butler ooaaty, on a visit, - It rained all day Sunday, and we are jaet aboat stuck in the mud. Some late pleated con fields are very weedy. Mr. and Mia. John Swanson and fam ily were in Genoa Friday evening, attend iagthegradaatiagexercises. Theirseo, OUvar M. Swaasoa, being one of the gradmating okas. . Toss-its' MMMMMi taMMS-HMBaMMBWS I MAJfT YXL-JU AGO. 1 Files of The Journ'al, June 17. 1874. An attempt is about to be made to prorogate oysters and lobsters in the great Salt Lake. The oyhters and lob sters have gone forward. Last Saturday night and early Sunday morninjf the windows,of heaven opened and such a rain came down aa is seldom let loose on this planet. It never rains in the Great American Desert, eh? - Four or five citizens of York the other day took a small job of killing snakes. and in an incredibly short time, a "York minute", they killed twenty-eight. We infer that snakes are plentiful in York. , Marshall Smith haa got under head way bis bakery fronting on Thirteenth street. We visited it Saturday, and found Mr. Julius Rasmussen .in charge, firing up for a "bake." The oven is nine feet by eleven and capable of holding, at once, three hundred loaves. Mr. Smith deserves considerable credit,' sot only for his enterprise in helping to build up the town, but likewise for furnishing such excellent bread as is daily sent out from his bakery. The recent heavy rains caused a sud den raise of the Loup river and on last Sunday night the temporary; bridge over the Loup was rorced, ouu . xne lxmp river seems to be master of the situation, and it does appear, as if -no temporary structure can resist the force of its cur rent. At this writing a steam ferry boat we are inclined to believe, would rather astonish the old Loup river, and cause her to wonder in what way she could dash it to pieces. Our Polk County Frtandf. Occassionally there-is a church in the county that shuts up and the pastor goes on a vacation. Key. Mortomer R. Crisp has been doing that very .thing. Osceola is bound to have a park and they will get it, too, unless the iellows that are at the head of the movement, get weary in well doing, but Doctor John R. Gray never gets weary along- that line. Frank Oscar Johnson and Ida Ellen Johnson have failed to travel well in double harness, and now they want to get unhitched and so a petition has been filed in the district court for the Jude to unhitch them. Miss Clara Herrmann has concluded that her life-work shall be a trained nurse and so she has gone to resume her studies in the hospital at Omaha. Miss Martha Herrmann accompanied Miss Clara and will visit, relatives there for a few weeks. Bird Detweiler has also been roaming 'about the wesrefn part of the state and other states. He stopped off here to visit the numerous Detweilers of Osceola and then hied himself away to the bank at Millard, where he will settle down to business and behave himself again. Comrade Sid Miller and John Gaylord have been roaming. They went clear out to Colorado. They are satisfied to let well enough alone, cease their roam ing, and the probability is that they will settle right down to business here in "Little Polk" again. See if they don't. It was not a very good day last Sun day for the fraternal society memorial day. Osceola got ss usual more "wet" than they wanted, but when our f rater- nals start to do things the "wet" don't affect them much and this day was not an exception, for they could do all the program under cover in their lodge hall. Polk county and Osceola in particular, did its part in swelling the number of attendants at the Grand Lodge, A. F. & A. M., at Omaha last week. They came back very enthusiastic over the meeting of the 400 that were present. The Ma sonry of Polk county is on the up grade and the most distinguished Masons from the three lodges of the county were the representatives to the Grand lodge. Everybody knows "Our Jim" who lives in Clear Creek precinct. His other nsme is J. W. Kinsman. He gets over to Osce ola once in a while, especially tax-paying time. He usually goes to Columbus, for the bargains, and he was seen wending his way toward that bustling city the latter days of last week, and when he re turned they say he was loaded, for that's tbe place where good goods can be had cheap. The M. E. ohurch here has drafted a man from Kansas, Rev. S. F. McGuire. He comes from Great Bend, and the pro bability is that he will blow the gospel trumpet here until the fall conference meets, and maybe some more for he will not have served a year by .that time, and the old brother used to pray about con ference' time, "Oh, Lord! Send us a minister, and thou knowest if we don't like him, we need'nt .keep him but a year." And now for the seventh time in the past not many years, the Stromsbnrg News has changed hands again. Editor Frank T. Robeck stepping down and editor C. H. Wirth stepping up and tak ing hold. It's funney that this paper usually changes hands just about elec tion time, but then Mr. Wirth we believe is the right man for the place and if he keeps up the gait that he has struck, the Stromsburg News will get there, and have the old time force that McCune gave it. Tom Darnell Ctuf . By invitation of the Ministerial asso ciation of Columbus, Mr. Thomas Dar nell, attorney for the Anti-Saloon League of Nebraska, will deliver a series of lectures- in the M. E. church, begin ning June 24, 8 p. m. and closing June 28,8 p.m. Subject June 24, The Church in Action; June 25, The Law of the Liquor Trafflo; June 96, The Liquor Traffic from the Financial Side; June 27, The Young Men; June 28, morsing; Ohristian Citizenship; evening, Tbe Heywood Trial and Miaiag Camps. D. W. R-rnT, Bec'y. lotto JU. 4- Liebig Bros, marketed their fat hogs Monday. L. 8. Eby visited Silver Creek friends Friday and Saturday of last week. Henry Hartman returned last Satur day from KadokaS. D- where he has a claim. , May, Lena and Johnnie Murray are expected home Saturday from Quincy, III- where they have been attending! school. On Shell Creek last week the heavy wind blew down some trees at P. Ful ler's and a big cottonwood tree near the mail box at Keller's, and damaged the windmill at St. Joseph's cemetery. Komte Mo. 1. Geo. Henggler sold two car loads of fat cattle to M. Cassin last week. Only one bridge has been washed out on the route this season, quite a differ ence from a few years ago. Last Friday night lightning struck a big cotton wood tree near the house on Oarl Rhode's farm, and almost demolish ed the tree. AdTertiMd Letters. Following is a list of unclaimed mail matter remaining in the post office at Columbus, Nebraska, for the period end ing June 17, 1908: Letters Csasie Cournoyer, M Brady., Pink Brown, Frank Foy, Mrs Myrtle Hahn, R P Kelly, A M Krupin, Mrs Lot tie Martin, Hugo Major, Miss Bonnie Moore, M r Rumpling. Cards Miss Lil lie Potter, Marion Inyeart, Miss Mar guerite Welpton 2. Parties calling for any of the above will please say advertised. Oarl Kbamkr, P. M. ffotice. A meeting of the stockholders of the Nebraska Central Irrigation Company, is called for Monday, June 29tb, 1908. at 8 p. m., at the office of tbe Elevator Roller Mills Co., Columbus, Nebr. Pur poses of the meeting are:' Elections; reports of President and General Mana ger, Secretary and Treasurer; a proposal and program for consolidation. H. E. Babcock, President. Baptist Church Rev- D. W. Reinhart, pastor. Sunday school 10 a. m.; children's day 11 a. m.; preaching 8 p. m.; prayer meeting Thursday 8 p. m. California Tourist Curt. The idea that an inferior class of peo ple patronize the tourist sleepers is an error, tin many trips only tbe beet class of travelers are found. They are merely men and women of good sense who would rather travel to California in this man ner and save a snug cum of money. It is beginning to be understood that it is by no means necessary for the traveler to spend a large sum of money in order to enjoy a trip to tbe Pacific Coast. If you cross the continent in one of the tourist sleepers of the Union Pacific you will enjoy your trip and save con siderable money. Inquire of J. G. Brown, Agent. Seal Estate Transfers. Becher, Hookenberger & Chambers, real estate agents, report the following real estate transfers filed for record in the office of the county clerk during the two weeks ending June 6, 1908: A Drake to C J Garlow, lot 3, part ltjt 2 blk2,T&Hsabdivoatlot9.Col. ,!.$ S0O 00 II 8 Elliott te Almon Drake, north K Its Sand 4 blk 90. Columbus, wd .- 2100 00 A Haigbt to Lizzie B Dolao, part lot 1 blk "E" Becker's sab divoat lot 8. Co lumbus, vrd WOO 00 C D Evans to Fred C Novell, lot 4 and 5 blk 1, Evans add. Coinbus. wd. . . .. 400 00 Wm Lewejohann to G M YanAckeren, part out lot "A" Lindsay, wd 363 00 M H White to K Y Llsco. part bw se 18- ' 17-lw, wd 1300 00 M J Ramaekers to Edw Connelly; nw se 5-19-3v, wd 2100 00 J N Mnnson to Stan Mitera, w se, ne so -17-3w,wd GO00O0 EvaWBeonertoCH Seed, e ne 28-20- 2w,wd v .ViOOOO H A Mansfield to M L Brace, out lot 2, Gerrard's sab dlv to Monroe, wd 1000 00 H A Mansfield to M L Brace, oat lot 3, Gerrard's sabdiv to Monroe, wd. 1000 00 United States to Jo Garlic-, lot 1 in 20- 16-2w, patent Colambos Cemetery Ass'n to J E Ballon, lot "Z" blk "D". deed 125 00 H 8 Elliott to D Westbrook, lots 7 to 11 blk 12, Hichland Park, Colambos, wd 250 00 Kate Leas to H B Robinson, Iota 5 and G blk 4. Barrows, Neb 3000 00 J G Becher to Sarah Hayes, lot 1 blk 111, Colambos, wd 250 00 Disgusted the Brakeman. Senator Depew tells of a curious In cident that once occurred on the New York Central: "It seems that at a small station a ticket agent had run short on tickets and was obliged to give a party of fishermen halves In stead of wholes. Pull fare was paid for those half tiokets, and the agent went out on the platform when the train stopped and explained the -mat ter to the conductor, so that every- wing auouia oe an ngnt. ie con ductor had almost forgotten this oc currence when, some ten miles farth er on, the front brakeman came to him and said in a tone of bitter dis gust: 'This here half-fare dodge is gettln' a little too hot for me, boss. Why, there's, a bunch of children up In the smoker what plays poker, drinks whisky and wears whiskers.'" Parable by Peary. "You will get there yet," an admir er, said to Explorer. Peary. "You be come a better explorer every trip." "Well." said the other, "there are tricks in every trade, of course, and as we live we learn, i anew an old gro cer in Creeaon who had learned a lot I stopped before' his shop one day and looked curiously at a great line of barrels of apples, some marked, with an A and some marked with a Z. Why are these barrels marked differently, Uncle Josh?' I said to the old num. They seem to be the same kind of apples.' They is the same kind, son,' the old man replied, 'but some custom ers want a barrel opened- at the top and soao at the hottos.' fitter the Theater STEP INTO THE Beer Garden And Enjoy A Cool Glass of Beer An orderly place ev ery thing neat and clean. We strive to please our patrons with the best of service. W. L. BOETTCHER ELEVENTH STREET. IN BATTLE OF LIFE MATTER OF DIET IS MOST IMPOR TANT FEATURE. In Consequence the Asiatic, with His Diversified Feeding, Has Manifest Superiority Over the White Races of the' Earth. A conspicuous factor In the bat tle of life Is omnivorousness, or di versity of feeding. That animal which has but a single plant, for instance, which it can use for food, may be an nihilated by frost or grub or any other cause which would remove the plant for a single season, says a writer in the Pacific Era. That which feeds in discriminately on all plants will find abundant sustenance under more ad verse circumstances. That whose stomach receives vegetable or animal food with equal favor has a still bet ter chance for surviving; and that which can catch the most various sort of prey is more apt to have prey al ways at its command than that whose powers In chase, whose courage or whose strength can overtake or over come only the most slow-moving or weakest animals. Man, the most per fect of animals, and the one who in the present conditions of the earth could survive all others, has attained to his position of mastery largely 'be cause he is, of all animals, the most omnivorous. Of all the varieties of man the Asiatic, and especially the Chinaman, is most diverse in his food. All is meat to him animal or vegetable, in the air, on the earth or in the waters under the earth. lie can gorge him self with joy on the abundant meat diet of the Englishman; he can dine comfortably and happily upon a brace of mice, or eke out life for weeks upon a few handfuls of rice. And all the time he can work without ceas ing. He can pack more of his kind upon an acre of ground than any New York tenement life can show, and live there in what he regards as tolerable comfort. In this he has precisely the same advantage over the white man as the European had over the original inhabitants of this country, and as the Englishman had over the natives of Australia. It is really, therefore, those .char acteristics of the Asiatic which we most despise, and which we regard as constituting his inferiority to ourselves his miserable little figure, his pinched and wretched way of living. his slavish and tireless industry, his indifference to high and costly pleas ures which our habit of generations almost makes necessities, his capacity to live in swarms in wretched dens where the white man would rot if he did not suffocate all these make him a most formidable rival for ultimate survival of the fittest. Our ancestors emerged from the broad and roomy environment of pas toral and savage life only a few cen turies ago, and our life-sustaining fac ulties represent what has been stored up by heredity in the period which has since elapsed. The eastern Asiatic emerged from these condi tions at a period so remote"that no human record or tradition can be found so old as to refer to a time when China and India were not too populous for the conditions of savage life. The accumulated experience of countless ages is, therefore, stored up In the Asiatic's food-getting and food saving capacity, and those ages prop erly and fairly represent his superior ity over us In the battle for the sur vival of the fittest, if that battle is to be fought in a fair field with no favor, in open and undisturbed competition. Good Game for Girls'' Party. A game that will be of interest for a young girls' party should be con ducted by a good story teller. The girls are placed in a circle around the story teller. She begins a narrative and must include the names of the girls. Every time a name is men tioned the girl must get out of her chair and into another .one before the speaker is seated. Every one must make a scramble to protect her seat and keep the story teller on the floor. A new story is told and every time the .word "love" is mentioned, each girl must change her place. The speaker aims to get a chair before ten-minutes elapse, or she' must pay a forfeit. Stand Up, Knocked Dowrj. The London Lancet urges pedes trians to stand up for their rights in tbe streets which the automobilists are .wresting from them. But the re sult of any such' heroism on the part of pedestrian's would -be more cases for the doctors and the surgeons, and the Lancet is the 'organ of the medical profession. " A Virtuous Paradox. "That young, doctor. Is a queer con tradiction." "In what way?", "He has an exceedingly good temper, and yet he is lacking in patients." No Golden View. She (sentimentally) Will yon love me when I'm old? He (practically) That .is something to decide by gray matter. ORUANIXINU Interests off To Protect the Material Taxpayers Against Unwise Legislation. Hundreds of the best business hous es of Omaha have joined an organiza tion styled' the Merchants' and Man nfacturers' association, which Is rap idly growing in strength and influence. Its avowed object is to protect the ma terial interests of taxpayers against any movement known to be detriment al to them. Just now the association is giving Its attention to the quiet but vigorous campaign being carried on in Nebraska by the paid agents of the Anti-Saloon league; who are seeking to foist statutory prohibition upon the people through a subterfuge which they call "county option." In other states where they have operated they openly declared that "the object of the league is statutory prohibition;" that "county option is a natural step to pro hibition." The Merchants' and Manufacturers' association stands for a strict enforce ment of the Slocumb high license law, under which any village or town may, by popular vote, decide to license the sale of liquor or not. Under this law over 450 Nebraska towns have gone dry. It affords the greatest possible degree of home rule, not interfering with the right of a community to man age its own affairs. Under its provis ions, outsiders cannot dictate to tbe people of a town or village what they must do in the matter of regulating the liquor traffic. Every state in the Union, save four, long ago adopted the license system, and nearly two dozes states have abandoned statutory prohi bition in order to adopt the license system. Experience has proved that the local license system is the only practical means of regulating and con trolling the sale of liquor. The new association of business men holds to the conviction that the SIccumb high license law has been of great benefit to Nebraska since its en actment in 18S7, and therfore the law must be defended from attack. They are convinces that business prosperity is possible under the license system, whereas it is easy to see that statu tory prohibition injures business by causing outside capital to shun a state having that policy. They are con vinced that county option means pro hibition in the end, and for that reason is a menace to the business interests of the state'. Their appeal is made to the merchants and taxpayers of the whole state, knowing that if the latter can be shown the true inwardness of the movement for county option, they will soon be able to effect an organiza tion in every county strong enough to destroy the work of the imported, sal aried agents of the Anti-Saloon league. Hundreds of business men have joined the association under the fol lowing conditious: "As business men and taxpayers we favor the movement to form an Asso ciation of Merchants and Manufactur ers for the purpose of adopting meas ures to bring about a better enforce ment of the Slocumb liquor license law throughout the state a law mak ing it optional with the people of a town or city to say whether or not liquor shall be sold. We believe the said law has been of great benefit to the state and that there can be no better means for regulating the sale of intoxicants. We stand for its strict enforcement. We join this association with the understanding that no dis tiller, brewer, liquor dealer or saloon keeper is eligible to membership. Our object Is to protect property interests from the ill effects of unwise legisla tion." WOULD DESTROY HOME RULE County Option is Radically Different from Nebraska Local Option. There is a great difference between local option as defined by the Nebras ka law, and county option as defined by the Anti-Saloon league. Local op tion guarantees home rule and pre vents outsiders from dictating to townsmen as to what policy they shall pursue. On the contrary, county op tion would give to voters in country precincts and in villages the right to say what another town must do in re spect to regulating or abolishing the liquor traffic. County option would destroy the principle of home rule, whereas local option sustains that principle. The one is antagonistic to the other. For instance, say that the taxpayers of a town had voted for license while other towns in a county bad voted themselves dry, the policy of county option, if adopted by the legislature, would enable the voters of the dry towns and country precincts to com bine and force the wet town dry. In other words, outsiders could rin a town regardless of the will of the resi dent taxpayers. The state would of course retain the power to tax the property of townsmen while at the same time depriving them of the right to control the policy of the town gov ernment which they are taxed to main tain. Voters outside the limits or tbe town, whether they be taxpayers or not, would, under county option, have the right to vote upon a question con cerning only the people of the town, which would be radically unjust, de structive of the principle of home rule and wholly unamerican. There is no argument that can be offered in support of county option which cannot be met and overcome by those in defense of the right of a com munity to manage its own affairs. One reason why prohibition failed in Oklahoma was because the bootleg gers swarmed into the new state, en abling the negro to get all the booze be could drink. The prime object of the dispensary law is to prevent the negro from getting wplsky. Sentiment for statutory prohibition has made headway in the south only, although twp southern states sell liquor as beverages and' all save Geor gia have nigh license laws, mere is a growth of temperance sentiment, but it is not for statutory prohibition. The agitation in the south is based upon a desire to keep liquor oat of the ranch of colored men. On a Level. "How many girls have proposed to yon this year, Tom?"' "Aboat as many as the good resolu tions you kavt kept this year. Dick." BUSINESS MEN ARE TRAMPS 6F I.XJAVE DEATH VALLEY H03CS ARE. A WORTHLESS LOT. Will Endure Terrible Hardship Order te -Sustain Their Worthies Lives Without Being Forced to Work. in 3 The wonders of the "hobo" kingdom are the tramps who live out in the Mojave desert a part of which. Death valley, is the hottest place on tbe face of the earth.' These white tramps live with the Piute Indians and are locally known as "Arabs." They are of a different species, more worthless, if possible, than any other branch of their tribe, and are an interesting study in that they will suffer thirst, heat and almost death in order to get enough to sus tain their worthless lives without work. The desert tramp's clothes are usu ally cast-off garments that he has found, begged or perhaps stolen faded, frayed and full of holes and bis broken shoes usually are wrapped in cloth so as to protect ..is feet' from the burning sands. He carries a bundle consisting of provisions and a few empty beer bottles. Un reaching a ranch he will make for tbe spring, and after drinking bis fill lie down on the shady side of the house and sleep for hours, or until he smells the odor of the coming meal. Then he patiently waits for a "hand out," and is off to the next ranch. And thus he keeps up his rounds from one end of the desert to the other with no object in view, no hope for the future only that he may live from day to day without laboring. At night he will sleep in an alfalfa field, or in a shallow brooklet with his head resting upon a rock for a pil low, and he thus can sleep soundly, with the thermometer at 110 or 115. Arising from his cool bed, he fills his beer bottles with water, eats his breakfast, and again resumes his long tramp, which is never to end. He follows the trail, having no compass and knowing little or nothing of the country beyond, 'only that it Is 30 miles to the next spring, and twice that distance to the next ranch. He may reach his destination and he may not. Frequently he falls a victim to the heat, or thirst, for men have died of thirs though having jars of water in their possession. The heat has burned out the spark of life, or literally burst the head open. The desert tramp is more desperate than his brother of civilization. The tierce climate has brought out his brutal nature, and his hand is against anyone he meets in this desolate coun try, where everything in nature is at war, even the elements. Without the slightest hesitation he will take the life of a prospector or tourist in order to obtain food or water which bis vic tim may carry. Sues for an Oversleep. While an Austrian was winning a small -fortune by sleeping on a train, a Frenchman was taking action against the Paris-Lyons-Mediterran-can railway because he slept too much. This was a man who bought a ticket from Marseilles to Lyons, 'fell asleep, and was carried past his sta tion to Trevoux. He straightway sued the company, alleging that his busi ness was damaged because he did not get off at Lyons, and that it was the company's business to awaken him at the proper destination. He also wanted to be reimbursed the price of his return ticket to Lyons. The court, however, dismissed the action, main taining that a passenger must look out for his own station as far as fall ing asleep was concerned, and that the company could not be expected to know whether a man was awake or not. Working Together. The good old parson accosted the village blacksmith. "Henry," said the good man, "I no tice you do a lot of automobile repair ing. Now, good friend, suppose you move your shop around in the back of my parsonage." "Do you think it would be a profitable move?' queried the cautious smithy. "Undoubtedly, my good friend. While you are splicing the broken parts of the machinery I can splice the hearts of the runaway couples." JBHL9TB 40SJ- r I I 7 'Oroniv New and Scenic Line TO YELLOWSTONE PARK One of the most beautiful spots in America. No matter where you have traveled, or what you have seen, here is a trip that will please you aa well, if not better. VERY LOW ROUND-TRIP RATES IN EFFECT THIS SUMMER VIA THE UNION PACIFIC For YellGWHtoie Park Leaiet and information regard tog the new direct lute to Yellowstoae, inquire of E. Q. BROWN. Agent. WARSHIP It ALSO WORKSHOP. Moving Forts of Steel Swiftly Through the Waters Isnt an Easy Task. A warship Is a tremendously busy workshop, where the boss, his assist ants and the workman have a peculiar kind of work on hand, suck as exists nowhere else in the world, and there is no time in which to pander to the whims and desires of an outsider sent on board by the order of executive au thorities 'higher up. The work on hand is to move a float ing fort of steel swiftly, tnrough the water Jn complete synchrony with a lot of other floating forts, and then to prepare those who are engaged in work in this fort for just one thing, to destroy and kill. Everything is subservient to one Idea to be ready to fight at the swiftest pace for just about one hour; for be it known that If one of the warships in this great battle fleet were fought at its swiftest and fullest capacity it would be all over, one way or the other, in an hour or less. You see, fighting a warship is not a long-distance race; it's a hundred yard dash, to change the figure. Get ting ready for that dash, that supreme effort at the fastest speed, calls for all the concentration and hard, un remitting toil that years of education in a complex specialty and years of experience can employ. When this work is going on those engaged In it want outsiders out of the way, and if you're a wise outsider you want to get out of the way. Hence at such times it Is likely that you'll get pretty tired standing around on your feet, with no place to rest your weary bones and no companion with whom you can even be bromidic. Yes, it's fine and great to cruise 14.000 miles on a splendid warship, but truly It has some drawbacks. New York Sun. Moose Swam Out to Sea. A monster bull moose that has been loafing around the Saco ferry district this month became frightened at dogs early in the week and swam out to sea, never more to return. It is believed by George Peterson of the ferry, who was watching the moose when he took to the Atlantic, that the animal became exhausted and was drowned. .The moose was seen by William Edeecomb and sons. Several curs were chasing the king of the forest and kept close to him. When the monster beast would come to a fence he would lift it up with his horns and throw it to one side. The powerful animal threw a3ide barricades of every kind and fled through the ferry community to the sea. At Bay View the dogs were at his heels and he took to the ocean near the breakwater, evidently becoming confused and thinking he 'was cross ing the river. The dogs gave up the chase when the big fellow took to the salt water. The ferry resident watched the animal till he disappeared, from view, and though he waited for hours the, moose did not return. Kennebec Journal. The Little Weakness. One of the strangest paradoxes in human nature is that men and wom en, struggling apparently with all their might to succeed, are yet con stantly doing things, saying things, and thinking things which drive the very success they are after away from them. Some men work like Trojans to gain a coveted position, and then, by get ting puffed up with conceit or some foolish or weak act knock the scaf folding which the' have been years in building out from under them and down they go. Their lives are series of successive climbs and tumbles, so that they never get anywhere, never accomplish any thing worth while. Others are always driving success away from them by their lack of cour age, their lack of confidence driving it away by thoughtless habits which re pel success conditions. Home Chat. Hew line to Yellowstone Park. Tourists may now go right to the edge of the Park via this new and scenic line. Only by a trip to Yellowstone can the tourist comprehend its endless variety and stupendous grandeur. Very low, round-trip rates to this resort in effect this summer via the Union Pacific ana its connections. For information regarding the new - -..w mmv, uM.U Ut. MU V. Brown, agent. V ? - r i ' - .