SJSI i"T "i. -5,!? tkp?o:-"v r . V - -; v -! Baal mKfftlt9nSKKSSKBttKKKSKtfKKIIKIKKf9lmftltKmrni&ISsStSSMS!ssi r f A. , f White House Coffee in one and two pound cans. ' Chase & Sanborn's Seal Brand in one and two pound cans.' Richelieu in 1 and 2 lb. cans, also in bulk. Rag'atz Coffee in two pound cans. Vienna Coffee in one pound cans. HENRY 13th St. Oelasabus ITEMS OF INTEREST 8ILVEK CKBKK. Pros the Sand. Mia. Frank Holden returned Sunday from visit to her parents at Columbus. Joe Zimba and Mary Zrnst were mar ried Wednesday at the home of the bride's father. Gas Zrnst. Mrs. R. S. Dickinson of Columbus, a daughter of Mr. O. 3 Holden, was here on a visit to her relatives last Tuesday FCLIiUBTOX. Stoat tfaePoat. Bob Adams has given up his position in Seattle and together with his wife and her sister. Miss Edith Baldridge, has Bffaia gone into the Salvation Army. They are now in Lincoln and Miss Edith pent Sunday here with her brother, Willis, and cousin. Miss May Dolson. An insane man was caught near Glen wood school house and was taken by Sheriff Babb to the Hastings asylum Tuesday. The man gave bis name as George Jones but no trace of any rela tives could be found and nothing learned about him except that atone time he had been an inmate of an Indiana asylum. HUMPHREY. From the Democrat George Brown was up from Columbus over Sunday visiting Squire Follet and other school friends. Herman Greening was up from Co Iambus the first of the week visiting at the home of Edo Miniken. Miss Elizabeth Sbeehan of Columbus caate up Friday evening and visited at the Condon-Ottis home until Sunday Lizzie and Nellie Weber of Omaha and Miss Mamie Weber of Co lumbus were here this week attending the Weber-Betcbeider wedding. Mr. and Mrs. L. J. Veik will leave next Monday for their new home at Okarchie, Oklahoma. Mr. Viek purchased a farm dewa there some time ago. The Demo crat and their many friends here hope they will enjoy their new home and pros Mr to the fullest extent. PLATTB CKNTBB Float the SicaaL Mia Marth Schupbach of Columbus pent the week at the home of Mr. and Mrs. P. F. Luchsinger. Cauda are out announcing the mar- tof Christ Martens and Miss Alma FRISCHHOLZ BROS. snoEs CLOTHING Gents9 Furnishing Goods RKT.TABT.y. GOODS AT BIGHT PRICES. FRISCHHOLZ BROS. 405 11th Street, SONG and verse, or prose, whea oar eofees are spoken of it's to extol their virtues. Tired nature hasn't a spee dier or more refreshing renewer than these Enelleit Ciffns Don't be deluded into buy jng what is claimed to be just as good, whilst ours is just as cheap.' RAGATZ & CO. ABOUT OUR NEIGH BORS AND FRIENDS CLIPPED FROM OUR EXCHANGES Loeseke, which will occur next Wednes day. Miss Katie Riley, who has been visit ing her uncle, John Kuta, for several weeks, returned to her homeinColum bus Tuesday. Mesdames Laughlin and Jenkins came up from Columbus Wednesday aad while here were the guests of Mr. and Mrs. Albert Kramer. Announcement of the approaching marriage of E. J. Marks of Grand Prai rie, aad Miss Bose Glass of Carroll, Iowa, was made in St. Joseph's ohurchlast Sunday. Just why Sd should go to Iowa for a wife when this 'neighborhood m heaping fulf of as eligible young la dies as the sun ever shone on will prob ably never be known. Come to think of it that's his business. ST. KDWABD. From the Adraace. Ed Dodds arrived Wednesday from" Columbus oa a visit to 8t Edward friends. Mrs. Fay Moors and Miss Ruth Moore of Plum Creek visited Dr. and Mrs. G O. Thompson the fore part of the week. Mrs. Moore has been in very poor health for some time and Tuesday was taken to St. Mary's hospital at Columbus for treatment. E. T. Long went down to Columbus today on business. When he bought his ticket he remarked that the price was easy as compared with travel in the early days of Boone county when he used to haul wheat to Columbus with an ox team and walked the entire distance prodding the patient bovine along. Mrs. J. H. Beed died Tuesday. Jan. 21, 19C8, after a long illness, cause of death being dropsy. Funeral services were held Wednesday from the Metho dist church of which he had been a faithful, oonseieniious member a number of years, Rev Lang officiating. Carolliue Sboop was born in Pennsyl vania. August 39. 1838 and was married to Israel H. Reed March i860. To this union thirteen children were bora, four of whom are living. Mm. J. Nolo. Mrs. Oreo Louden of St. Edward and Mrs. Win. Wieley of Silver Creek and Harry of Molina, 111. HARD AND 80FT COAL ORDERS FILLED PROMPT LY. P. D. SMITH LUMBER CO. Columbus. Item me Ma. Maaiagtoa was the guest, of Gseoafrienee aad relatives afiswdays last Joan Sealer, witha few of kw Jail mate friends, celebrated his seventy fourth birthday. M. Brake, who has beaa living ia W. J. KeDey's resideece, moved to a f I east of Columbus this Mm. John KeUey went to Vullerton last Saturday to visit -her sua Lester, aad also ta St. Edward; where her sou Will lives. See rstaraed Tuesday. Mrs. L O. Mana aad. two boys left Monday for Steams, S. D., where they will visit Mm. Mann's mother, Mrs. Slay ton, and look after their bomeatead. H. L. Smith showed us some winter wheat that he pulled 'oat ofEpraret Hoare's field that was as healthy and line as ever you saw, aad no boge'in it, either. Mm. E. D. Jeoinson was called to Boone last week oa aeooust of theeeri ons illness of her mother, Mrs. Harris. Mrs. J. Baker and Mia, J. Dack. aUtere of Mrs. Harris, want to Boone Monday Mrs. By ba and two children leave Ft i day for Crestpn, after a visit with Mrs. Ryba's' sister, 'Mia, A. E. Priest After a short stay with her parents, ahe will leave for her aew home in Janes-ville,-Minn. The Viraiaia City, Moat, Tiatss of January 17. tells cf the death of a lad, Mrs. George Willis of Sheridan, Moat., who was born and raised in the JPost ville neighborhood, her maiden name be in Edith Minnie Nelson, second daugh ter of Nels P. Nelson. Mrs. Wilhs re sided with her parents oo the 'home place, eleven miles northwest of Monroe until 1903, when they moved to Mon tana. 8he was married about a year ago and leaven a hasband and a little son to mourn her loss. OB3KML FroaUte Tinea. Former citizens of Nanee county, who drew land ia the Rosetrid lottery have made good. Bert McFay den writes to the St. Edward Sua that land ia the Rosebud country is selliag from $3,000 to 9&600 a qnsrter. The weather department of thetgov ernment report that 57 years ago the country enjoyed the same brand of weather thst has prevailed this winter up to the present time Fruit tress in the New England states were in blossom the middle of Febraary aad no frost ap peered after that time. About twice a year H. C. Stange, a MedisoB county farmer living near Battle Greek, comes to Norfolk aad ex hibits a small nugget of gold which he claims wss "found in the craw of a duck killed the other day." One peculiar thing about Baron Muachaasoa 8Usgas find is that its the same old augget From the Mrs. W. H. Pagsley aad Miss Faye Pugsley went to Omaha the last of the week and spent a few days viewing the sighta in that city. We understand that Mrs. W. O. Pags ley hss decided to move to towa the first of March into the house occupied by Mr. Wimberly. ' The remains of Tom Fox, who died the first of the week at the insane hos pital at Hasting, was brought to Genoa yesterday and buried in the oemetery soath of town. Fred Jackson arrived in town from California on Saturday morning last. No, he did not oome to stay this timf . not until next time. He returned after his team of bones whiob he will ship to gether with a quantity of hay and feed. He says that hay is higher than a cutis back out ia that country. KOWBILS From the Jonraal. The baas have been published announc ing the aurriage. next Wednesday, Jan. 29 of Henry Buecb, jr. and Miss Lmziis Fehiga. Miss Mary Brichsoek accompanied Dr. Meyers to Omaha yesterday awning where she was operated oa Tuesday for appendicitis. Her mother also weal down with her. Henry Blackwehl has renied am Stan ton county farm to Wm. Wisse, aad we understand that ha and his children will spend the neater part of the coal ing year visiting with relatives ia Ger many. A number of carp have 'been caught in maple creek the past week. Last Friday night the water was let oat of the Pimper dam and some of the large fish in the deep pondV above it came down with the water aad was caaghi in the creek below. The fish eaaght weighed from four 'to ten pounds, the largest oae having beam captured by Eaul8uehaa.' aKUJWoooL From me Gamtta, Mia, Charley Hoaaor returned Wed nesday to the hosiptal at David City for further treataieat A green bug, or bugs, it is said is play, ing havoc with assay . wheat fields in different parts of the couatry. Mm. Mangrove of Norfolk, former!?; Miss Mae Lillieof this place, visited between freights with her many bleeds oa Tharsday of last Geo. Siaame, far ami ly of. Bellwood, but now of Weybura,' Canada, among other things, writes as this week that they have had ao bad wssthsjr. there this winter, but that they have a little slsigbiag. He also states that all tk. Bellwood people, aew living ia bis aac- Uoa of Canada, are doiag vary wall He aad "better heJT wish to be m. to their eU Irises, at Ben- V Haakaabargar Chambers real estate ageata, report the following real estate transfers filed for record ia tbeomeeof the eoaaty dark duriag the weak aadiag Jaa.28. 1906, VmakSkarapataMue Kakla.lot'8.'felk lK,OalMaea,ead. .. ;..$ IMS C B 8eata to H J TWmbeck, let 4. alk M.nBtteCeatar. 7SWS9 WEFaraaertoChasH KaUer.lot8,blk MEn,'Gflm(d,aaddtoMoataa,wd.... MOO 80 Bote MMaan to Chat H Kellejr, lots 1 wi t, hlkF". mat sH to Mearoe,wd 18WSB HIMardock to U M Hiaaon, part blk 1. Omx. add to Colawtw 175 SB DlCaadcteOSralmwaw, pt oat lot w9aVmw9mt mil Wm P CAaaWani to!" W J Haakeabarsar, akawtoflMSW 440QW L J Veik to P S MeKUllp. awl of SUO. lw.vd. .. .... .. U0U0 0S Mirkada' Maapia to Maade WindaM, aawUaaw.qei 1 0 Niek Fencer to Maade Wiadaoa, aw S.K4w.wd....'. 4SS0D Cyrae Talbott to J A twapoat. net 1-30- ' 2v.wd. l.l laoooos JGRaauwkem to 4 W Baaaekars. ae ,Be7-a&4w.wd 100 Joha Blomqaiat to Eauaa Hallcrea. a aw-mUw.wd ...'. 5300 00 Tbiitaaa tiaaafurn. totoL $).0w65 COFFIN WAS A BACK HUMSC ta Pennsylvania Man Sold It and Will Purchase Another. Isaac Coffman of Hatton. Pa., has sold a coffin he made many years ago. He sold it not because he felt he would .have no use for it, but because his wife insisted that it was out of date. Mr. Coffman Is nearing bis eightieth birthday. He explained to a friend that he constructed the coffin 20 years ago. It was built of chestnut because, as he put it, "Many's the time I have sat beside a cheery blaze of-chestnut logs and heard them crackle and burn merrily. It makes such a homelike blase that I picked it la prefernce to other .woods. It was my desire to have the coffin as cozy as possible, and I rejected the frivolities which so many persons affect in the matter of coffins. In order to have It handy I kept It In the garret But my wife tells me that styles have changed, and since I have accumulated a little for tune she will not permit me to die un less I consent to get an up-to-date casket. To avoid trouble I agreed to sell the old one. But at the same time I think that the coffin which wa3 good enough for me in my poorer days should satisfy me now, and I shall always feel out of place ia the new-fangled affair." METHODS ARE TOO STRENUOUS. Why Yankee Salesmen Have Not Suc ceeded in South America. In the matter of salesmen abroad, we must .have mea who not onljr speak the language but who are also thor oughly conversant with the customs and idiosyncrasies of the people with whom they deal, says the Engineering Magazine. The South American, in his buying as In almost everything else. Is a most deliberate person as well as a sensitive one. 'A salesman -who will call. amotf a cigarette; talk liaconsequently about the weather, the theater and the faces, and answer questions should any happen to be asked rather than make assertions about his goods, will outsell, five to one, the liveliest hustler that ever opened up a sample case. This is a thing so contrary to the instinct of the American salesman that, to date, in his wanton disregard of It, he has con stantly played Into the hands of his more experienced European rivals. "Tour Yankee drummers," says the latter poiiteIy,'"are the greatest sales men In the world in America." Advance in Miacroscopy. The wonders revealed by the ordi nary' miscroscope are Increased a hundredfold by a recent invention, which enables the use of a high-power lens as large as six inches In diameter thus bringing the whole of objects instead of details only under observa tion. By this means a common house fly fg magnified not la parts, but all at once, till it appears to be as large as an ostrich or a condor, and, being inclosed in an open space, where it is kept directly within the field of the glass and yet has ample room, consid ering its size, to move about and en gage in its usual occupations, the op portunity for studying it are immense ly in advance of anything previously enjoyed by scientists. Vast worlds of microscopic life, hitherto only dreamed of, are suddenly open to the gaze of mankind, and discoveries of Immense value can doubtless be made. Syren's First-Shoes. Speaking of Byron. I once owned the first pair of shoes that he wore, writes "The Lounger" in Putnam's. They were given to my father by a woman who had been the poet's nurse. She had cutthem down to fit the feet of a doll belonging to one of her children. It must have been a pretty good -sized doll, for the shoes little soft things made of braid were none too small for a child. I gave them to the Players because I knew that they would be well taken care of (not because Byron was a playwright), and to the best of my knowledge and belief they now repose under a glass case at IS Gramercy park. Why Letters Are Unwritten. Why not keep up writing-desk sup plies just as conscientiously as those for the pantry? ask a writer. Few households would get along a week without sugar, salt or soap, yet how many letters are unaaswered for the lack of a good pea, a stamp or aa en velope? It Is aot the expense, but lack of thoughlTthatkaeps aa iasuM- cleat or meager supply of the aary articles oa hand. Dignity ef Ownership. "I saw a aiga la. a reatauraat at Gallon the .other day," said a Cleve laad man; "that struck me aa aa afae iva jaeaas of .upholding the dignity of tha'astablmhpaat The proprietor of the .restaurant-Is a,hig.maa, wafghlag about 29 pounds aad put up like a nrise I ox. His aura nays: 'If Ton Waat to Know,. WaorRuas This Place Just Start Soaiethlag " Clsvlaaa 1UMY PF aW ""Bay Monday. Met Mies Neubaura la the hall to-day. Somebody had told her what I had heard about her aai.' aha stopped to tell me there wasn't a word of truth la it, aad that she had always behaved herself enough sight better than those who tried to ma her dowa just hecaaae they ware jsaloaa, and, that aha wasn't going around talking about somebody ehWall the bme. Abb said' Mrs. Salfklns was only a 'biscuit shooter la a cheap restaurant Wore she 'mat him aad that Mrs.' Wright used to clerk In a toy store. It as though folks who got their start that way would be mora' careful what they said about others. Tuesday .-Spent the evening with Mrs. Holeomb aad Mrs. Burton. Mrs. Holcomb showed as soma fancy work she Ik doing going to give It away. She's awfully stuck on her;work. and claims to have taken lessons, but ak I told Mrs. Barton I'd be ashamed ta have such a looking thing arjound the house, much less give it away. Wednesday. Went to .the matinee with Mrs. Roberts' and ifra. Burton. Mrs. Holcomb was going, but when Mrs. Roberts asked mejf I was golag and I said -yes, Mrs. Holcomb remem bered she had another date she'haA forgotten all about Don't see what, made her act so to-day. She was awfully disagreeable. Wa went up ia the gallery? just for fun, as Mrs. Bur;, ton said. Tne play was snout -a Frenchwoman who got awfully mad one time aad kicked her slippers eff and talked perfectly awful, I didn't hear much of it but that, for wa were ao busy talking. Mrs. Roberts aad Mrs. Burton semed to know almost every woman in the house, aad' I learned a lot of things aboat them. Miss Browning sat downstairs with a gentleman. Mrs. Burton said It was funny a girl who claimed to be work ing for a- living could get off to go to a matinee, and with a man, at that. Mrs. McCuen was there, aad she had the loudest looking friend with her. Saw lots of people I never expected to find there. ' Thursday. Well, I am mad clear through. Here I Invited Mrs. Burton and Mrs. Roberts and Mrs. Stevens to play cards to-night, and planned a chafing dish luncheon and just as ,lt was going nicely and I had the coffee In my new percolator the maaager slipped a, note under the door saylag there was no cooking allowed. Didn't have the nerve to 'tell me to my face, I suppose. I was out of sight. All we had to eat was ice water and wafers. I wish ali therule.and the manager would go hang, and that apartment houses had never been discovered. Friday. The laundress never showed up this week, aad It was ap o' me to wash out a f$w pieces la the Washbowl. Such a time. I got along all right with the handkerchiefs, bit when it came to the flannels I w4s stuck. I put them to soak la the bath tub, aad then found I had ao place to dry them. Put them over the radiators and turned' on the steam. They dried, all right, but If Charley doesn't have to use a shoe horfi to get into bis underwear 'I miss my guess. This apartment house, life Is great maybe.' Saturday. Mrs. Watson told me they were out to the theater lat alght and got home about 12, and that some young woman In the building had had a fellow and he was just leav ing when they came In. -She didnjt know who the girl was, for she didn't see her, but she knew 'It was so, for the fellow got out of the elevator just as they got In. I don't see what they are thinking of here In the house, hat ing men hanging around; until that hour, evenlf the women know ao better. ' Sunday. Had a good joke on Mrs. Watson. She was telling Mrs. Wal termire about seeing that' man who had been calling on that girl, and what she thought about It Whan sale described him Mrs. Waltermire laughed and said that was her brother, that he brought her up to the house, golag aa far as her door. Mrs. Watsoa feljt awful cheap. Tou can't be too care ful what you say in a place like this, and jumping at conclusions is wrong anyway. ' Some Hat Lore. With the ancient Greeks the hat was. simply an appurtenance of the traveler. The free citizen preferred to go bareheaded and only put on his broad-brimmed petasus for protection against the sun when on a long jour ney. Indeed, the uncovered head was part of his dignity, for the slaves and" workmen wore always a Had of pointed skull cap, the pllus, which therefore stood for n badge of servi tude. Much the same scorn of habitually covering the head prevailed among the Romans. In England th? hood was not finally given up until the early, -part of the fifteenth ceay tury. v Clothes You Can,t Drown In. A Norwegian Inventor has patented a suit of clothes which will protect Its wearer against drowning. The clothes are lined with a non-absorbent material made of specially pray pared vegetable fiber which without being too .heavy will effectively hold up the weight of a maa In the water. Twelve ounces of the aew material will. It Is claimed, save a person from sinking. The Invention has beaa tested with favorable results at Chrlstianla. Successful trials were also made with rugs made of the same material, capable of supporting two persons In the water. "CHILDREN'S DAY" WITH ANTS. Youngster's Pretty Idea of the Gather-, ing of the Small Creatures. "Mamma, next Sunday is to he Chil dren's day. Shall I have my new white dress for that day? All the' little girls are to be dressed la white." "Yes,' Gertrude. I wiO.aromise you your dress for that day." "Aad shall I. have my dess. too?" asked two-year- old Roy, the little sunbeam ofthe" family. "Oh,' you are oaly a little bit of a boy, just the 'sunbeam' ef home. You doa't so te Saaaav namalanaman.awyimPyMmaWmh TjyffM "LrPB ' I .amnmamammamfeamVmnmwKJmmm J I s H lamaW llLminm g wE ma .mmnarT SKHawnKBi lwE. aai amama 4 - W wnhiaaawSk aa m Ac mOOavfcheadlliaU flykJjl caTnmw ramaaamnr eamnmanawaavmw eBammnrmmamwaummnrmma VmmmriammmTmaVmBgBBBBBBBBBBBm BMSy r T7T . T . f 'armV BmWaTaTafi ' ammr mV vmV .arUBPA nnuw vfii OjBAaaaa -swas vaaa aVanaaaSW 1 nufaV '-? 9v ?B waamam)(w wmnw naaa. aava 3 'ama mml amamawamTamamaTamnma 'mat ' wmfaWanaHRaw3 M mamramra mamamaw tSJfciKy? The only baking powder J& lamiJwsTr tMnaa nsamwr mu ' VlevnwmWJhhv H nmnmnw naf nmm PaaBm&ufMSMfik MLV Laemamamawamamamaw Lamm namaWmlm B C I -J BaanTsmmmml WaaWaWsafateJkaww)- pSaatewmnmVHlawML H you know." "Caa't I go Children's day, mamma? Caat I so. papa?" "Well, way aot, little sunbeam, I should think you might, oa this great day for children." And- so it was de cided that little "Sunbeam" should go. if he would promise aot to get tired, aad also promise to be a "good boy." It was a veryprouad little hoy who joined with the laTaat class, aad marched oat tato the mala room, aad triad to joia la with the slaging. Ha watched the other claaiss march la two by two, aad it made a vary great improssloa oa him. Oa.the foOowtag day he was playlag la the grounds which aarrouaded his home, whea he aetlcea what seemed to him to he aa army of aata,all golag la the same diroctton. He ran breathless to his mother, calling: "Mamma, cosae snick, aad see! It mast ha children's day with the ants." REASON FOR THE PREFERENCE. Hueand Evidently Shared in Dainties Meant far Wife. The Lady Bountiful of the parish waa golag, her rounds aad called, at a cottage pecapied by a "naodel" peasant whose wife had beea an invalid for some years. "Aad how Is Mary today re quired the visitor. "Just about the same, thankee klndlyy mem," was the reply. "Did she enjoy those little things I sent her yesterday?" asked the lady. "The things come all right mem, aa' we -he greatly obleeged; but if I aught make so bold, would ye not sead her aay more of that jelly? Some jam strawberry jam be much more Bootable, mem." "Why, doesnlt she care for the jelly?" was the natu ral query. "Tea. mem. she do; 'but I i't say as I does." Judge's Library. Fashion in Medicine. A curious communication has beea made to the French Academy of Medl dae by Dr. Grlmbert, ho has a foad- for statistics. The .doctor has making1 Inquiries with a view to aadiag out whether there' la a fashion la meulclaa. He has discovered that the old-fashioned medicines, such as opium, laudanum. Iodine and bismuth, are" sold In about the same quantities as they have always been. The sale of leeches has diminished. In 1876 50. Mt were sold by a certain number of chemists' shops in Paris, but this year the same shops sold only 12,000. The glycero-phosphates and antipyrins sold 56 'per cent less than they used to aad quinine has gone down 24 per cent As for the newer drugs pyra mldoa, asperine, etc. their sale has increased enormously. COLUMBUS MEAT MARKET Wa iavite all who desire choice teak, aad the .very best cuts of all other meats to call at our market oa Eleventh street. We , also handle aeultryaad fish aad oysters ta seat oa. S.E MARTY CO. Talaahaae No.L - Colambua. Neb. 100 Farms aaawataaMIMI 6)HlUM Kan., Lane f to Sato Good Farms from ftttKOFtf Acn All of these farms are well improved. Raise alfalfa, corn wheat and oats. Address Mw4M ft O'GwNltJI Real Estate Agents REFERENCE Blaine State Beak, Blaine, sbbm, Citizens State Bank, Fraakfort State Beak. Fraakfort, TMETHU bouhd. KAST SOOMB. No. 4 iBi No.'U 4:11 a i No. Mal2d5d K2& p i MO.S 1:25 pi NO.M 'idSpi No. 10 3i0Spi .. o ........ 6x10 p I No. 2 6:45 pi No. 58 6i Mo. It 90 aai No. IS UgSam Ko.1 llJSaat No.9 lfcSlaai Mew 7 SdBpaa No. 13 SHBpai No. S . Sk, m .u.a ........ Ulpm No. 7 30Oam BBAIfC! XOBfOLK. Zbtaldixo ALmon. No.79mxd..dS;B0aa No. 31 pas ..dldUpa No. 32 pas ..ilNpa No. 70jaxd..a73&9 a m o.77aud. dSttaai No. 9 pa ..d7a5pm NcSBbm ..a!2:45pm No.78aud..atS:U0pBi ODaily except Saadar. HOTZ: Mo. 1. 2, 1 and 8 an extra tare traiaa. Nob. 4 5, IS and 14 ace local paaae N h .. and M) nre lom f iviirlitti Noa. 98 aad M an auil traiaa oaly. No .4 uae iuOawaa 4:45 p. m. No. dae ia Oauaa 5 jOS p, m. ALL FOND OF MAKINQ NOISE. Ifa the Way ef Mankind te Seek ta Create an Impression. "Lincoln,'' said Mr. MacGilkamby. "told a story about a little steamboat running on the Wabash river with a whistle so big that when the captaia blew it he had to tie up to the bank for an hour or twoto get up steam enough to go on. He had only a little boat but he wanted to make as much noise as anybody on the river. And isn't it so, in a way, with our friends the antomobllists? If you don't see it you can't tell by the sound of the horn whether the machine coming is a veritable battle ship of a-car with a limousine body and with 14 extra tires clamped to it, and with hampers aad baskets strapped to it all over, and with seven trunks on the roof, a regular house oa wheels driven by 1W horse-power engine; or n rickety little second-hand two horse-power runabout for the floppy little runabout Is altogether likely to carry a bigger and louder horn than the majestic touring car. And still, are steamboat mea and automobilists the only people that like to put up a big front? Doa't we all of us. big and little, like to make all the noise we can la the worM?" AUCTIONEER Creatoa, Met. Dates can be made at the Journal Office Underwood Standard Typewriter For Speed Safety, Surety A solid roadbed is sentiaL Visibility & Speed in the Under wood (Tabnlator)type writer are supported by perfectly balanced construction. 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