The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, November 27, 1907, Image 4
Ks&TS?f?i3pi Wi4 'sPTST-?? -V VivvL 3P TffFpJ fi itr v - " 'ST , ' r'fC? $' rr . - 1 i &rj&&aa?& V- I " r .-. i v I- . !- ' Columbus gimrttaL items If aria. WSDMMDAI. BOVEMBEB 27. UK. R. C STROTHER. ... F. C STROTHER. .... arUatakaa said far haa xaind. yam mlaaali WBaa5Siak. chamse m add: SBBmaamam ana aaam aamaBnmamamanaaaiBBanaatwaaBv tesaVavMMiaMlaaaavnaw iftiSaaaea Aaatlbanaoaldaa Now that the Masons of this city have shown that they canlayacor aer stone with neatness and dispatch, they should provide ways and means to lay a corner stone for a fine Mason ic temple next year. There are so many cases of small pox all over Nebraska every fall and winter that people should take more ceaerallv to vaccination. It is true most of the small pox cases are vjry mild, yet at its best it is a tedious and loathsome disease. It sometimes hap pens that a person, when vaccinated, becomes quite sick, but that is a rare exception. When one considers how daneerous and destructive of lives small pox used to be in olden times, aad how comparatively harmless it is since vaccination has been introduc ed, every person should be vaccinated about once in seven years, and it would be a good idea to make it com pulsory in tile schools. Congress opens the first Monday in December. Uncle Joe Gannon will be re-elected speaker of the house without opposition. All kinds of fi aaacial bilk will be at once introduc ed, and no doubt the survival of the fittest will prevail. Whether it will be a great central bank like France and Germany have, whether the government will guarantee the nation al bank deposits, or whether we will have asset currency or postal banks, this present crisis will undoubtedly lead to some pronounced and whole some legislation. One thing is certain ao one will advocate free silver at six teen to one. The American people caa trust President Roosevelt and the republican leaders of congress to re store confidence and prosperity in short order. For the last few vears wages have been steadily raising, cost of material for building and maintaining rail roads has been increasing in cost Railroads in Nebraska were charg ing three centra mile for ordinary travel and cut rates for all excursions, the same as they were doing in more thickly settled states like New York, Pennsylvania and others, yet reform swept this state like nearly all the others, and cut off one-third of the price that the railroads could here after legally charge. In good times, like we had, this cut rate increased travel and kept the railroad receipts up to paying conditions, but let hard times come again once more and the railroad companies will be able to go into the United States courts and show that the present rates do not pay oa their investments, and will prove their case, and all our reform state railroad legislation may be knocked oat. Railroad companies will lay men off and cut the wages of others, aad it is all largely brought about by this reform railroad legislation. The average farmer and the average busi aess man could have well afforded to pay three cents a mile for what little traveling he and his family did, get ting excursion rates when they want ed to do too much traveling, if times could be kept good, railroad men and all laborers being in demand at good wages, rather than force the railroads to make an exceedingly low rate and discourage from investing in their stocks. HHMMINHImNIS ' XawMO VsMaawawaW wtft owr (It OTWMMk aaaajawm sna wnsspa eaaeunv " ! 1 iriir - - fa SSr Thaa JaaSft aaowa that Mat haa hem raealwi e to Jaa.tl. lLAWA-mL ifMJa YaTmam aMmvaaManii: HmWTOTblIIWIMWfM WVamma maHBamanaan. WUlaTTli gin Hull. DaiOOWTTjnJAMCB BaajaaalMa akirrtb anwWaaatiaaatoncaiwtfcfcJoanalaaJilta aaKWlaaTaaaaa maam mftiaaatfl maw Imtman mm awaaaVmuiBVMa. irtayaUanaiaTMtojBajttyeaViff WTOi? Dwirt lN)rrw near tan Have your own. Have a Victor. A and a dollar a. week gives yoa the grand soloists; the great bonds and orchestras: th popular ballad singers; the comic song hits a world of melody and fun. Well tell you all about the easy-payment pian today if For sale by Carl lit ' T1wUjiagftheraer stone efthe Vnativ Ifaa'a rShnatiaa aaanfiatinn boildiar was certainly a success everyway. The weatheraua was at his very beat. The procession, made ap of the Columbus CSty band, oar public school childrea, the Columbus Fire Department, aad the and other lodges of the city, The exercises were ' impressive. Governor Sbeldoa's speech was not alone eloquent aad impressive, but his sensible advice to our people aot to draw moneys that were aot actually needed out of our beaks, that all are perfectly good, will be beneficial in this financial flurry. la the evening, at the Masonic hall, a public re ception was tendered to Governor Sheldon and the grand lodge officers, which was well attended. There were many visitors in town, aad all highly pleased with the ceremonies. W. J. Bryan is very aaxious to bring out a new issue. He finds his railroad ownership so unpopular that he has dropped that altogether, fie now wants tile United States govern ment to guarantee all deposits in the national banks. If the people will consider this new proposition carefully, they will not approve of it. It would practically force every private or state bank out of business, or make tsem all national banks. Mr. Bryan has heretofore advocated government postal banks, and we believe in them, but we will need no postal saving banks if the government guarantees all deposits in National banks. It has often been proposed that the na tional banks should form association guaranteeing safety to all depositors, but the strong banks refuse to take the risk, and why should the govern ment? Mr. Bryan and his party are opposed to centralization. This new scheme emphasizes it. SHALL WE BECOME WHEB. First there was not "primary money" enough. Gold was too scarce, and prices therefore were low. Free coin age of silver was proposed as the re medy for scarce money and low prices. But the country 'turned all this down. Next thing all prices rose under the gold standard, higher than ever. Gold had become so abundant that all prices soared out of sight, and there was general complaint about the in creased cost of living. Twould have been better on a silver basis. Thirdly, and lastly, gold, that was too abundant, and was ruining every body with high prices, only a month ago, now is so scarce again that the banks uuT the merchants can't do their regular business, and the coun try is suffering for silver again, or more greenbacks or something. And the gold standard, as usual, is blamed for everything. ' Yet European countries, steadily, on the gold basis, are doing business right along, in their regular and orderly manner, free from panics, and have gold for shipment to America. What then, is the matter with us? We sim ply have been upsetting everything by our financial excesses. Desperate gambling in supposititious credits put money out of sight But there has been no "panic" out side New York except that which was caused by the inability of New York to meet its obligations. That great gambling joint took fright and noti fied the whole country that payment would be stopped. Such announce ment from the financial and business center of America instantly arrested the business of the country. Other cities had to look to Europe for money to set things going again. There is sufficient gold. There al ways is; but it often is made "tight" by the various fooleries of men. By one folly or another in this country we are continually doing -it, or we shall be forced to admit that popular government is a failure. Nearly all business is done on credit, and we must become wise enough not to abuse credit, as we have done. Portland Oregoniaa. Have it at home. small payment down you'll call FrHmli Street v.. Tkaakagiviag means away things to the away difmreat types of men. aWith the devout Christian it is a glad recog aitioa of the goodness of his 'God, whom he regards as the personal Ruler of the universe, who gives or with holds as pleases Him rain from heavea aad fruitful seasons, and who exercises a providential guidance over all the affairs of men from the least aad most trivial to the greatest and most important With this personal Guide he is in daily communion, aad whether it has fared well or ill with him the Christian expresses ia all proper ways his dovoat thankfulness; for he recognizes the right of the Father to give or withhold from His childrea as seemeth to Him best This maa gets more out of Thanks giving day than any other. To the non-Christian it means much less, though he feels that he owes something to that Power that rules the world, whether he calls it law, nature, fate or luck, and is at least thankful to something or somebody that gave us in the corn country some very hot days in September to hurry up the corn crop, and some rainless weeks in October to dry it out and make it fit to pass as No. 2 or No. 3 on the market It is almost impossi ble for either a thoughtless or thought ful man to become so gross and world ly that he does not recognize the obli gation to be thankful to somebody or some thing. To those who have passed the meri dian of life and can look backward as well as forward, Thanksgiving brings many memories, generally pleasant but sometimes sad memories of other Thanksgivings in other states and in other homes, of friends who can no longer gather around an earthly Thanksgiving board, and of other friends none the less friends because now separated from them. For the impress left upon the haman soul for good or evil is an abiding impress. To the grandfather and grand mother it means an opportunity to gather the children and grandchildren around them and give them a good time as well as to satisfy their own heart hunger for fellowship with their own flesh and blood. It gives them an opportunity to note the develop ment of the little ones in character as well as in physique; a word of warn ing here, a word of encouragement there, and a word of good cheer to everyone. It is good for these young people to get in this close contact with the old and learn to revere the hoary head. To the children it means what don't it mean? Whether at home at uncle's or aunt's, or at grandfather's and grandmother's, it means such good feeding as they have on no other day of the year turkey and cranberry sauce, oysters, pumpkin pie and dough nuts galore. After his capacity for taking in has been exhausted (all too soon, and to his great surprise) comes an opportunity for fine sport a rabbit hunt, skating if it has been cold enough to provide ice, or games of some sort for all the young folks, a chance to play and visit with cousins. Then after all is over sleep such as comes only to the tired eye lids of the young and healthy. As the years pass by these young folks will take a larger view and see in Thanksgiving more than a day of visiting and feasting, and will learn to recognize more fully the goodness and wisdom of that Power that causes the "sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sendeth rain on the just apd un just Wallaces' Farmer. THE CROPS TOR 1S7. The last of the preliminary crop re ports for the "year having just been issued by the Department of Agri culture at Washington, the country is equipped to make a close guess at the volume of its leading farm products for this season. We will have 2,554, 000,000 bushels of corn, 625,567,000 bushels of wheat, 741,521,000 bushels of oats, 147,192,000 bushels of barley, 292,427,000 bushels of potatoes, and 13,911,000 bushels of buckwheat The leading states rank in corn production- in this order, beginning with the head of the list: Illinois, Iowa, Mis souri, Nebraska, Indiana, Texas, Kan sas, Ohio. These states produced more than two-thirds of the country's corn crop for 1907, and more thaa double the amount of the corn which was grown in all the world outside of the United States. While the crops of 1907 are below 4he record of one or more previous years, they are a fair average of the past half dosea seasons. In money value they will rank ahead of any previous year, as prices are somewhat higher than they were ia 1906, which produced the largest aggregate farm yield. The value of the agricultural products of the country for 1906 was placed at $6,794,000,000 by the De partment of Agriculture, in its esti mate oa December 1 of that year. It is probable that the $7,000,000,000 wl HHHHaal awawTHssTW J Groceries Vegetables Fruits Produce Eleventh Street. products of 1907. Usually when the farmers have good times the country is prosperous. The farmers are assured of good times until the next harvest at least, and the chauces are that 1908 will be more favorable for them than 1907 has been, for in backwardness of the plant ing time 1907 broke all the recent records. Prices of farm crops, like prices of commodities of nearly every sort, willoome down, to -some degree, as a consequence of the money scare and the temporary shrinkage in the country's volume of activities, but the farmer, like every other wage earner, will be in good shape to meet this brief setback. The agriculturist is in a position to look the future in the face with confidence. Science is equip ping him to overcome such drawbacks as lateness of planting season and droughts, and he can count 'on com manding henceforth a good many of the prizes of fortune. St Louis Globe Democrat m. CLEVELAND'S QUERY. I With his good humor restored by a chase through, the Jersey swamps after the elusive rabbit Grover Cleve land has consented to. discuss Mr. Bryan's announced willingness to ac cept the democratic presidential nomi nation. In a signed article in the New York Times Mr. Cleveland says: To me the question seems to be to whom we ought to look for leadership in the democratic party. In view of past experiences, what are we going to do about it? This is a question that may well command the immediate at tention of the leaders. I do not think, however, that this is the time to say anything more on the subject. Even the democrats who do not like Mr. Cleveland and are usually eager to quarrel with him .will be compelled to admit that they .cannot find fault with his position on this proposition nor his argument in support of his proposition. " In. view of past experiences, what are we going to do about it?" is lucid, concise and temperate. The senti ment is flawless and its logic unanswer able. No democrats, no matter to which of the fifty-seven varieties he may belong, can read the venerable ex president's statement without' admit ting that he has handled the subject in a manner that cannot cause offense, even to the most sensitive. The com ment may be read in any democratic meeting in any section of the country without starting a rough house. It fits all situations that may arise in the democratic party, and is applicable both to present and future emergen cies. However, Mr. Cleveland is not the only contributor to the literature of the day explaining the democratic di lemma. The New York World start ed it and the score now stands: New York World What isa demo crat? Grover Cleveland What are we going to do abont it? It remains only for Mr. Bryan to join the issues by asking, "Where do I get off this timer Omaha Bee. 3EARS EXPECT HARD WINTER. Besides, Trees Are Putting en Extra Thick Bark. Jim Tompkins, the Mt Hood woods man whose prediction last fan of a hard winter was verlled. la again out with a proaunciameato to the ef fect that the coming whiter will dis count that of last year and .will In ef fect be a "peeler." " Mr. Tompkins again bases bis pre diction on the habits of the bears, which he states are more numerous in the lower valley than last year aad are foraging almost ia the dooryarde of ranchers to fatten up for a "pow erful spell of kUlin' weather." Them snowstorms we had last win ter," says Mr. Tompkins, "won't be a marker to what well ketch this win ter. Every sign known to nator is hoUerin' it out loud, and the bears omnia' ia close to town' is a sure sign. "Aaother ia the. bark on the trees. Whenever it gits as thick as it Is aow look out. Git plenty of wood, friends," concluded the woodsman, "and git it aatck, feryouH have use for it mighty HRE.DLLED TREES THEY ARE NOT WORTHLESS IS ENERALLY SUPPOSED. Mere Serviceable Than Green Timber, Says tha .Forestry the Beet for Mine Timbers. A study of the amount, location and quality of Are killed timber, and of the extent to which it Is used, has' been made by the forest service in a number of the national forests ia the southern Rocky mouataia region. This brought out very strikingly, first, that sound dried Umber is valuable, aad, second, that though widely used la some localities, it is regarded as not worth using in others. The timber which was not being used was found Jo be fully as good as the other, and the only cause for rejecting it proved to be Ignorance of its true value. The area covered by the study was approximately 13,OO,00A acres. On this area there is estimated to be 5f. eOO.eoe feet of board measure of mer stumpage. About 50 per cent of this, per cent' of the total merchantable stumpage. Agout 59 per cent of this, especially of the larger dimensions, is fit for saw lumber, aad all of It caa be utilized in the round. There is also a large amount of cordwood, suit able only for fuel, charcoal and similar purposes. Fire killed timber should be bark ed soon after it Is killed, In order to prevent decay of the surface. If the bark has been left on the sap wood is somewhat decayed. Lodge pole pine and Engelmann spruce have about the same durability ; after 25 years about 50 per cent Is usually standing, and the fallen timber, if not I flat on the ground, lasts five or six years. Balsam lasts about one-third as long. Standing Douglass fir lasts almost Indefinitely, and even when flat on the ground decays but slowly. Yellow pine' decays more rapidly since it occurs' mainly below an elevation of 9,000 feet On the other hand, on account of the openness of its stand it is rarely killed by fire. In many places it is the popular opinion that dead timber is very much weaker than the seasoned timber. It is even held that timber which has been dead a number of years is weak er than green timber, and that the longer it stands the weaker It be comes. These views are quite wrong. By actual test It has been shown that sound timber, as a matter of fact. is almost as strong as seasoned green timber, and much stronger than green timber before seasoning. ' The chief use to which dead timber' is now pot Is for mine timbers. For this purpose it is even better suited than green timber, because it is per fectly seasoned and is light It is estimated that the mines of Leadville, CoL, use each month 350, 000 feet of board measure of dead timber. There are also many other large mining camps that use it in wholesale quantities. In these camps it is decidedly preferred to green tim ber. For 15 years dead timber has been used for railroad ties in the Pike's Peak national forest where it has proved entirely satisfactory. Wherever dead timber is located sufficiently near the track it is readily sold for ties. Douglas fir, limber pine, yellow pine, range pine, and, occasionally, Engle mann spruce, are the species used. In Denver, Col., dead timber has been used for a number of years for boxes, with excellent results. The species used were mainly Engelmann spruce and lodgepole pine. Limber pine and Douglas fir were also used In small quantities. The first two did very well, especially the spruce, which was used for such exacting packages as cracker and biscuit boxes. Dead timber Is eminently suited for making boxes aad crates, because it Is odor less and is perfectly seasoned. In smaller quantities dead timber baa been used for telephone and telegraph poles, dimension stuff and fence posts. Trade of Parte Rice. During the 50 years prior to Amer ican civil administration of Porto Rico there were but four years In which the balance of trade was in its favor, and this balance aggregated but a lit tle over $2,000,000, "while the balance against the island was over $75,000. 000. The first two years of civil ad ministration showed a trade balance of $750,000 each against the island, while the last five years show a bal ance of $7,250,000 in its favor. Re view of Reviews. Little Pleasure in It Mrs. Dawdle Oh, I don't like to go to that store. Shopping there is so unsatisfactory. Mrs. Wise Why, they have every thing you could possibly need there. Mrs. Dawdle That's Just it No matter what you ask for they caa suit you right off. Philadelphia Press. The Master Stroke. "This stroke will make our rivals see stars," declared the foreign man ager. . "But that won't do," exclaimed the impressario. "We want to deliver such a stroke tnat our rivals cannot stars." Kansas City Times. A Good Institution. Matrimony must be a pretty good institution. Judging from the vast number of widows and widowers these days who are willing and even anxious to try it again, "unsight unseen." St Louis Post-Dispatch. Smoking Soldiers. The experience of Lord Wolseiey of the British army has been sueh that he has always made it a rale at allow, whenever possible, the aaV dlers under his command au of tobacco a month, which he era a fair allowance, and with the ana of which he finds the soldier does Ml best work. Ia Italy the mOKary au thorities recognise tobacco an oae at the comforts essential to troops aad cigars are served out to them with their daily ratloas. Washmgtoa Her PUBLIC HAS RISHT TO KNOW. Truthful Labels on a Requisite. Determined effort is being made ay the manufacturers of canned gcode throughout the country to induce the secretary of agriculture to defer the enforcement of the provision of the pure food act which requires the label en canned goods to state "the sub stance of the product and the place of manufacture." The chief argument used in making the appeal is that the manufacturers have already Uad printed labels, costing at least I'OO.-900.-that would be lost by the enforce ment of the act The argument of the canners will aot hold. They have had ample no de of the operation of the law aad all of ita provisions, aad it must be their loss if they have not made prep arations for observing the federal act Incidentally, the fact that their present labels dp aot meet the requirements of the law, in other words, do not state in subsance the contents of the can, hi the best argument in the world for the destruction of the labels and the printing of new ones that will give the customer some substantial hint of what he Is buying. The time is past when a manufacturer can mis 4 water and glucose and label II Vermont Maple Syrup," or pass can ned rabbit off for "Select Canned Chicken."' The man or woman who buys "Choice Canned Veal" wants some assurance that the caa is not filled with goat meat or something less palatable. When the purchaser pays the price for a big tin of "York 8tate Apples" he does not want to be disturbed and angered by opening It to find it filled with parodies on the original Garden of Eden fruit The label question la a simple one. If the manufacturers have supplies of them that do not meet all of the re quirements of the federal law. the defect may be remedied by the use of "sUckera" supplying the omissions. If the labels were prepared for the de ception of the customer, they should have never been used at all and the sooner they are destroyed the better for all concerned. In the matter of canned goods, most of the Americans are from Missouri. No Cheaterneld. A Christian Scientist of Boston was praising the late Earl of Dunmore. "Lord Dunmore," he said, "waa a good Christian Scientist and a good Tall and robust and supple, I can urn still with his short gray beard and his kind face. His only fault a fault due to his aristocratic upbringing, no doubt was the exag gerated value that he set upon cor rectness. Ho Insisted In correctness In eating. In dress, in everything. "At a dinner in Beacon street last year I heard him tell a story about an incorrect self-made man. or nou veau riche,' as he called him. "This man was dressing one night to go out His wife bustled into the room before he started, to look him over. "'But George she said, reproach fully, 'aren't you going to wear your diamond studs to the banquet?' "No. What's the use?' George growled. My napkin would hide anyway.' "New Orleans States. Lacked Courage. Mike Maloney's wife was an invalid, and the doctor had been doing all sortsof things for her; changing the medicine so often that poor Mike's iacome would scarcely reach and make both ends meet; and at last the doctor said that his wife must go to a warmer climate. Mike listened to that advice for several months, and finally when Oc tober came, the doctor told Mike, one Saturday evening after all of his week's wages had been spent that his wife positively must be sent "to a warmer climate without delay." Mike left the, room for a few min utes, and when he returned, he was wiping his eyes with his left hand, while with hla right hand he brought an axe which he gave to the physician, saying: "I hate to do It Doc. Ton please do It for me." Bettor Than Two. The foreman of a railway construc tion gang engaged on a spur near Phil adelphia was approached not long since by an Irishman of the gang, who asked about a job for his brother Dennis. "He's Just as good a man as me silf," said Mike. "Can't ye fix him here?" "T guess so,' responded the fore man. 'Send him here to-morrow morning." "Whoile I'm about it," continued the Celt Td loike to put In a wor-rd for me other brother, Malachl." "Is he a good man, too?" "Me fri'nd." said the Irishman, Im pressively, "Malachi's a better man than mesllf an' Dennis put together!" "In that case." said the foreman with a grin, "tell Malachl to come; and you and Dennis can look for other jobs." Harper's Magazine. Clyde Fitch's Advice. At a dinner given in his honor In New York not long ago, Clyde Fitch told of the advice he once gave an aspiring young novelist who worried him with his books. It appears that the embryo Fielding was better quali fied to sell shoes than write novels. One day he came to Mr. Fitch in a great state of mind. He declared: "No one will read my manuscripts. There is a conspiracy of silence against me." "Join it" advised Mr. Fitch. Satur day Evening Post She Teld Him. "About the greatest man who ever Hved la this commuaity was Dug Skinner; broad miaded. big hearted, aad brilliant; aad yet he died with an his talent aad goodness uasas- "How did yea to find out about R?" -I married his widow." Houstoa H Diet V Un Standard Typewriter For Speed Safety, Surety A solid roadbed is es-. sentiaL Visibility 4b Speed in the Under wood (Tabulator) type writer are supported by perfectly balanced construction. BBjajaajmrammj ivammaajamay 1617 Farnam St RUSES OF AUTOGRAPH SHARKS. Ingenious Methods Ured te Elicit Let tera from Noted Men. No one Is better "posted In ruses to which collectors resort In order to secure putographs from living celeb rities V ?.n a certain London dealer. There is r.ot enough profit ' la their saie to encourage aay number of peo ple In this country to secure auto graphs for the purpose of disposing of them to the dealer, but writing to celebrities and selling their replies to the dealer in question is a means of livelihood to no small number. No one perhaps has outwitted la cleverness the methods of Gen. Cist. whose collection, sold after his death, brought one of the highest prices of any sale in the world. Cist was a skillful penman and a born letter writer. He wrote in such a way that he rarely failed, to elicit lengthy aad interesting replies. He would write to a stateman saying that a party had applied to him for employment and given the statesman as references. "Was So-and-So ever In your employ as private secretary?" he would write. Cist was a recluse, a hermit Ho estranged from his family. His days were passed in America ia a room littered with books aad papers of rarest value, secured through the most ingenious ruses. The cleverest modern autograph eel lector whose methods became kaowa to dealers was the late Benjamin Aus tin, a resident of the United States. He organized a literary society In his imagination, to which he elected as honorary ' members all the distin guished men aad women of Europe and America. When notified of their election they naturally replied, thank ing him for the honor conferred. Ia this way he secured much excellent material. Doubtless he made the col lection with a view to Its subsequent monetary value. After his death his widow sold it but values had do creased and it did not bring anything near the price that might reasonably have been expected. New Term in Law. The plaintiff was stating his case: "Tour honor, I was walking alongside of the waiting train, when this man. who is a stranger to me. and without any cause whatever, reached out of the car window aad planted a couple of powerful blows upon my face." "Tour honor." expostulated the de fendant "I was so enraged by the de lay of that train and the miserable service of that road In general, that f just had to give vent to my feelings ia some way. I couldn't restraia sty self." "I feel for you," admitted the judge, who had occasion to travel on the same road, "but I am compelled to fine yon nevertheless. That pJr of hand-me-downa will cost you just 110." What Sh Wanted. Mrs. Jones That old maid next door is the most brazes, borrower I know! Mrs. Brown Indeed! Mrs. Jones Yes. Why, only yester day she came over to inquire if she could borrow my husband for an hour to mow her lawn, thrash a maa who had insulted her aad discharge aer cook. Tit-Bits. Viennaa It has beea proved that ao fewer thaa 31.999 heggara are at present making a better living in Vleaaa thaa ordinary workmen. Oae notori ous family of professional beggars recently gave a grand baU aad a concert at a local hotel. Different "He took mo to the opera." "Wasn't that grand?" "No. comic" Clevelaad Dealer. '-? Women Go Half Women, because they eat so less, only pay half rates in the oW-taaaJoaed of Swedea's hotels. The Woman Every One Likes. The womaa whom every one likea is an excellent talker and listener but " uwm more taaa she talks. never gossips, but she is kind aad wi i aer judgments. She has a fac ulty of remembering Hkea and dis likes, sad never treads oa other nes derwood weamwiasmaBawBwamaaaav r s corns, aac sae 1r liv: i -m , . I m . 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