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P?iP '3.-v'V '2v5i!?-X-SC Ifc 4T. V1MJV. T W-B mfp &,- ! I ijAT ! .'(W ..v rt - . V4 pfpWf k s M h if h i t& rVI Columbus Journal PL v THOTHER, F. K. STKOTHEH, At Home. is a hand to so gawping If essAsmptoously exclaimed an ; who boasted of never bav- ssilway train or a trolley aa aut her own. The ef stay-athome ia the is perhaps passing "away tie were chiefly women themselves on their self- ; on farm or la village aC to demonstrate their and children and i ia a clasa of men in the who hare the same ia regard to the object a one. dying at the age ef St, fern a record of 65 years as the ease, daring which absent from his desk bat those were accounted for by a sprained ankle. No vacation, ao travel, ne day. of .summer leisure with Jan. and children 55 years of starving' roatine! There la .Impressive la the story of of farsistent toil. But there petit of -view which de- ' The gadabout may be aber of society; but the; "Is likely to.be a narrow ourselves on this little i Jts ooeans and moantalas ihen and wide nralries. We knew act whence we came, nor if we aha! ever pass this way again. Barely, eaetakns Youth's Companion, we may da oar task better In our own appelated place if we look about the world, feed oar minds with the glories ef assure, and discover how men and women before as have lived their lives, and embodied their aspirations ia the great arts of building and paint ing and aeaipture. The BNMt who makes two blades of grass grew where only one grew be fore was long ago pointed ont as de aervtag wel of his fellow creatures, hat if easawction is doe to such a ene, what, asks the Chicago News, shall he said of the man who develops 'a race of hens that would habitually lay nssre than one egg a day? Surely no tribal at honor and gratitude' camld he tee great for such a one. iProt- rihana A. Drew of the Univer sity of Mssae may be the one to whom each debt watt eventually be paid, for he has' been conducting studies and ex periments which lead him to believe that there is ao biological reason why a hen sheeld not lay more than one egg a day. This being true it follows, that the; name American enterprise which sasresses the quantity of all ether agrfcaKaral prodacts will be turned to tw hen and compel her to do her fal daty. A hen's time is cf no valae to ether directions, and if she can occupy what has hitherto been Idle leisure hi producing more eggs. en her.part should be She shoald have ao after The eyes of the world are T) fxed on Drew and Che fasahm results of hla experlmente. tossy hi To try to Js than far the Cbleasa N Msomethiagte at alky hla appetite. that aaod i nlam the craving far drink. fa the cattaary art do- to practice her Gotham! Mew Torkera their craving for drlak they probably breathe now that the scientific have landed ia hanhraptcy. The New York board at edacatioaia to taveamgata ike question of corporal awalahmeat, as it has beea charged that the dtoetpliae of the schools has heea unstrmmed by the powerlessaeaa at the teachers to punish and the ad vantage takea by the children in their rledge ef this Immunity. Is Solo- to he vindicated ia these modern wisdom admitted when amid that to spare the red waa to the eafldT In hla ewa day. It i hla etcnally hrokea la at to happen that .a rlea an the price af caaL Ia at atanda la share caa- wmh the period for rises la the York Yacht dab decHnea Uptoa's challenge to race hsata than have hereta- Aad yet it might have a chance to win hi Foaathly he has 'arrival It behooves htm to to hla New Jersey attacked had Jaat he And yet have not peart ef stew tlMfe Sean aUfstmas is another stay m hems me. Weamf A Mew Teak womsn who la a fa a aathattly aa rwnhlng has gone hank rapt whim' aaieavnrlBC to cater to the appetMeaaf the people ef bar town, where aha nan twa reetnaraata. Thle that the wav to misty la Mew largo etock ef ales- 'Maw Tester wMh seed sssblss B m-gm t aw- t Yet tarn espert sueratary aade seecaWty at aw net want mere frees. Baste bTbbb a smith far a tot of college a aha alama mad had the haae taraed ma them. There la aetalag to aaaach eathesbbsm af any kind like having aaht watoi famed aa it The Maw at a. earn where A dag at WEALTH BY BILUONS VALUE OF FARM PRODUCTS FOR . . THE, YEAR 1N7. WHAT THE EAITH MIOOUCES AfrteuKuraliste Have It in Their Fewer to Curtail the Operatien af Trusts and Prevent Unequal Distribution of Money. Farms of the United States In lt7 win prodnce more wealth thaa all the gold mines of the world have produo ed ia 20 years. Conservative estimates place the value of all farm product nt approximately 17,000,000,060, or ahoat i20v.t00.000 more thaa their vnlaa la ISO . The farmer Is the magician, the alchemist that makes aae of aatara to enrich the world. The farmers corn crops alone average a billion dollars a year, and all the other, cereals an other billion, with cotton, tobacco, hay and flax worth another billion, and .the- fruits, garden truck and animals a few 'billions more. Thus it can be seen that the farmer, produces wealth , greater '.than taken, from It by the miners for its precious 'gems and minerals. There is no other foundation for the wealth 'and business of the world other than the land, n Men .cannot eat' gold; the' coal Is only useful to him aa a means iOf utilizing .what the earth grows; t there is" nothing in the mineral world "that wilTsustain life, or 'anything that lis necessary unless .mortals eat, drink and "wear clothes! When there is abundance of agricultural1 productions, there are prosperous times, and a fam ine when the opposite occurs. The whole financial fabric, the entire com mercial system, Is dependent upon the farmer, and his work. One billion dollars is an amount be yond the comprehension of the aver age man. The life of an individual is not sufficiently long to count It cent by cent should he work ten hours a day, from his tenth year until death. This is the average value of the corn crop alone that the farmers of the United States produce yearly. One would believe that if only a small portion of the vast wealth, which the farmers produce could be only retained in the agricultural com munities, there would be a class of rich men greater than in any commer cial community. - Yet statistics show that for the amount of wealth yearly produced, the farmers are retainers of only a small portion of it The tend ency is toward concentration of wealth la great financial centers. It is in these places, and by the control of this great wealth, that trusts are built up, and the machinery put In opera tion that systematically draws from the agricultural sections the great wealth produced. Farmers can, Jf they will, bring about a change by a sim ple adherence to the home trade prin ciple; by patronage of local business institutions Instead of the concerns in the large cities. D. M. CARR. FOR THE HOME TOWN. Be a "booster" for your home town. By patronizing other than local insti tutions you are using a boomerang that is likely to fly back and do yon Injury when yon least expect it No one can he an ideal citizen and talk and work against the interests of hla home town. So long an yon are a resi dent ef a community, do your part towards assisting it to greater Those who are opposed to the evils of capital concentratioa, the building, ap af treats that work against the In terests ef 'the-amesee, aheald consider the fact that any aad every system ef Basinnsi that depletes a aactioa of the eoantry of the wealth It prodi streagtheas the system af and financial coneeatrattoa, Oae of the moat baneful systems that at the present to working against the Inter ests af the smaller cities and towns, aad la the greatest medium of drain ing wealth from agricultural oommual-Uav-m the mail-order plan. of doiag beamemv From some rural towns from 4t to 5t par coat ef the trade goes to foreign concerns. If this trade were confined to the home town. Its basinets would be doubled, employ ment given to twice aa many people; the profits accruing from mercantile business would seek local investment and within a few years the population of the town would he more thaa dou bled, and all livlag within the district would he benefited. Every kind and class of goods have a real value, and this value is based upon the cost of the raw material, the price of the labor in producing it and the cost of distribution. Whenever there are big bargains offered in any line, and goods offered "below value," be careful and see that you are Bat gettlag aa Inferior article. While the farmer doxen papers from the large dtiea, he Invariably reads his local paper. It to to the interest of the farmer aa well as the merchant that the tatter aae Ita columaa freely to tell of the latest prices, goods- freshly received, eta The farmer wants to hay. aad the merchaata want to sell, aad the farm er win buy whan aad where he can nave moaey. The mitrhaat who tola ewetaaas go away frcm hla town through lack of advertisias rightly la aot a vary enterprisiag businees maa. It la well to he oa guard when deal las with itinerant ageats, sellers of great r lea, carriages, machinery, pat eat rights, etc It is a pretty good idea to aever take grab-bag chance when yea wish to buy aa article. See what you are purchasing before paying for It Picked Out the Thief. ' At Jersitz. Prussia, where a battal ion of infantry is stationed, one of the men had visited a restaurant ia town and not only departed without payment but also took a purse from a barmaid who had served him. The younr woman complained to the com mander, who had therbattalloa parad ed, aad in his .company she passed down the lines, scanning each face latently. The men, under the Impres sion that they were being inspected by a princess at least atoed rigidly at POOR GOODS, CHEAP PREMIUM. How. Money la aometiniMpv Squandered In Patronizing Prize-Package Concerns. The economical housewife is a blessing. She who will watch the pennies and dimes can greatly assist her husband 'fa accumulating moaey for use during days of adversity. Quite oftea women through their anx iety to assist ia saviagvand aot havlag a training nlong business lines, make foolish expenditures. How oftea do we find women in the country towns and dlstricta engaged la buying soaps, spices, teas aad coffees from some eluborder concern with a view of get .ting cheap premiums that. are offer ed with each lot of goods? There ia ao economy in this method. Women aa well aa men should remember that there is never anything of value given without an equitable compensation, and when purchased oa the club plan the profile paid are generally enor mous. Yoa cannot get something for nothing. If you desire to purchase fit or 120 worth of groceries, the best ! place to buy them Is at "some re sponsible grocery establishment In 'your own town. You can see what tyoa are getting, and yon know that the goods-must be good or you can re 'tutn them. When you get a premium jwith a lot of soaps or spices or ex 'tracts you will find that while the goods inky appear all right, there is a great chance of fraud that you little .look for.: The' 'bars of "soap will be of light weight poorly dried, made of 'cheaper 'materials, and would be dear at your home: store at half the price ''that you are compelled to pay for them. The spices will be half ground bark, and the extracts synthetic, never made from fruit flavors, but out of the dirty-looking coal-tar, a by-product of gas-manufar.turing, and even the teas and coffees will be of the poorest kind and doctored up to look well. Then how about the premiums? You will find that they, too, are of the cheapest class, and could be purchased at the local store for half what they are represented to be worth. Women are only doing their duty in trying to as sist their husbands, but too often they waste money by patronizing premium and club concerns that operato from distant cities in small towns and ru ral communities. CR1E8 OF THE SIREN. Alluring Promise Made in Exaggerat ed Advertisements to Gain Trade. "Don't be robbed." "Save the profits that your storekeeper makes." and many like catch phrases is the princi pal advertising stock of the concerns who claim to sell at "wholesale" prices direct to consumers. Their arguments-appeal to women and men who have little knowledge cf commer cial methods. It is the appeal of self ishness that wins for the concerns who seek business among the resi dents of farming districts rather than any merit that the arguments present ed may have. There can be little doubt as to the mail-order way of doing business be ing a permanent fixture in the mercan tile world. The fact cannot be dis puted that in certain lines of goods which are offered as "leaders" lower prices are quoted than like goods are generally sold at in local stores. But the average price on nil lines cannot be lower, character .and quality con sidered, than the same goods could be old at by the local merchant The business of the big mall-order concerns has heea gained by extensive advertising and continuous aggressive work. It has been the apathy of the merchaata la the country towns that baa allowed these concerns to take trade from "under their very aosea. Conditions that allow the steady drala of money from the agricultural dls tricta and small towns to the Mg cities are to be deplored. There cannot he doubt as to the evils of the mailorder systems as a factor la the concentra tion of wealth ia the great financial centers, and the resultant building up of trusts. For the past quarter of a century the trust evil has been con stantly developing jnd keeping pace with It ia the mall-order system. Much like the leprosy, its progress in such that the evil has a firm foothold are serious attention is paid to ft The cry of "Save the dealers' profits" in synonymous with "Kill the industries of your own town; help us bind the trust ties firmer about your owa hands." Don't be a traitor to your home town, even though there is a promise of a small saving in cents and dollars. Do your part to head osMhe business concentration evil. i FREE TREATMENT. A Method That Should Cure People ef the Habit of Patronizing Quaclc Doctors. It matters little how widespread through the press is the information aa to frauds being operated la the country, there Ia always a field for the people who live by petty graft Oae of the latest plans to defraud has re cently been worked In a number of western states. Strangers, purporting to he agents of s free hospital, would approach a farmer, inquire as to his, health, and promise him free treat ment ahould he be ailing, clalmiag that the state medical department would furnish the medicine free. A lengthy statement of hto complaint would he written and his signature secured. I few weeks Inter a note duly elgned by the farmer would he presented to him by bis home bank. Thin appears to be' a limy scheme, but nevertheless more thaa a score of farmers la ene Minnesota county were caught for from $5t to $200 each. Dont alga any contract or statement unless yoa are positive of ita character. MaMstmMSMAMsiMnMsaMnsMwwaMsvmAMMAtfesMaAMVtovwvVwnaajwwa attention. Their, surprise was great when she stopped in front of a sol dier and exclaimed la a pronounced Berlin dialect That's the thief. The maa waa at once marched off la tody. Questionable VeracKy. Green So Brazes tolls a different talevdoes he? Welt I gases my word ia as good as his. Brown I should hope ao. Bragga fa a charter member of a famg dab. Daily News. rf t. ' RBOtPE FOR SIMPLE HOME-MADE KIDNEY CURE. Inaxaeaaive Mixture ef Harmless Veg etable Ingredtento Said to Over- srPVOlV rfWGNJnMjm Hera hi a simple home made mix ture at gtvaa by aa eminent authority aa KIdaey diseases, who makes the statement In a Mew York dally news paper, that It win relieve almost any case af Kidney trouble If takea be fore the stage of Bright's disease. He states that such symptoms as tamo back, pala la the side, frequent desire to) urinate, espedany at night; painful aad discolored urination, are readily overcome. Here is the recipe; try it: Fluid Extract Dandelion, one-half ounce; Compound Kurgon, one ounce; Compound Syrup Sarsaparllla, three ounces. Take a teespoonlul after each meal and at. bedtime. A weU-kaowa physician is authority that these Ingredients are all harmless and easily mixed at home by shaking wen ia a bottle.' This mixture has a peculiar healing and soothing effect upon the entire Kidney and Urinary structure, and often overcomes the worst forms of Rheumatism In Just a little while. This .mixture is said to remove nil blood disorders and cure the Rheumatism by forcing the Kid neys to filter nnd strain from the blood and system all uric acid and fonl, de composed waste matter, which cause the afflictions. Try it jf .you aren't well. Save the prescription. A Whistler Criticism. The late James McNeil Whistler was standing bareheaded In a bat shop, the clerk having taken his hat to another part of the shop for com parison. A man rushed In with his hat In his hand and supposing Whist ler to be a clerk angrily confronted him. "See here," he said, "This hat doesn't fit" Whistler eyed the stranger froti head to foot and then drawled out: "Well, neither does your coat. What's more, if you'll pardon my say ing so, I'll be hanged if I care much for the color of your trousers." "Un der the Spreading Chestnut Tree". in Everybody's. Only Royal Doctor. The onlyroyal doctor in Europe is Duke Carl Theodore of Bavaria. Few German princes havo had a more ro mantic career than Duke Carl Theo dore. He recently completed, with his wife as his assistant his five-thousandth operation for cataract Poor people flock to his hospital, where they are treated free, the duke asking payment only from those who can easily afford It He It waa who successfully treated the kaiser, when, eight years ago, he was temporarily blinded by a swinging rope when cruising on the Hobenzollern m the North sea. y m U.1PS.. pajnoqs aq M;oi i pucq spl dn ppq Jtoq arj)II Xnnvjsui vjpm op o i qSno rm ' iq3j eqi 9nq san aaoS f ?Bn emn aooS aeon; n saop )f jmp eapmmi .tof Ws ? tprna.- sprj ees lieat jqlpa: w im II pros, pro wpivm spj mo Tfpo em, 3Jueq usamq rnjun sv) aniusea jo p sv) BjBrjsnm oj, fsoass Xupvng m ssvp rBJUMOX I w Smpsmipps sum aumiSJsnf v 1MSH towmH Wit tt Stretching Rings. A Jeweler la Third avenue, New York city, advertises "Wedding rings purchased Jhere wflD be stretched to any slss without, extra cost" Hls.aa terprise Is based oa a knowledge of hamaa frailty. "The girl often hap pens to balk." he says, "and the fel low gets It in the neck. The ring for that intended, may aot fit the finger of the next Intended; so I stretch It for nothing. I have stretched rings sa many as five times for one man." Why aot ass rubber rings? Signs ef the Times. Ia the household department of a farm magazine we find the following communications: "I am willing to exchange a wen preserved copy of Browning's poems, for some geranium8." "I have a complete edition of Byron, containing an his poems and letters, which I shah be glad to exchange for some watermelon seed." No man Is caned to a Uf e of self denial for its own sake. It is in order to obtain a compensation which is real and always proportionate. Dnnn mond. OLD SOAKERS Get Saturated with Cawsiae. When a persoa has used coffee for a amber of veers and gradually de clined Ia health, It Is time the coffee 1 should he left off is oraer m nw whether or aot It has beea the mm af the trouble. A lady in Huntavme, Abx, says she j used coffee for. about 40 years, and for 1 the past 2t years has had severe stomach trouble. 1 have beea treat ed by many physicians but an la vain. Everything failed to give relief. Wa3 prostrated for some time, nnd came near dying. When I recovered suffi ciently to partake of food and drink 1 tried coffee again and it soured on my stomach. "I finally concluded that coffee was the cause of my trouble and stopped using It I tried tea in its place and then milk, but neither agreed with me; thea I commenced using Postum. had it properly made and it was very pleasing to the taste. T have, now used it four months aad my health 1a so greatly Improved that I can eat almost anything I want aad caa sleep welL whereas, before, I Buffered for veers with Insomnia, , "1 have found the cause of my tron J Men and a way to get rid of tnem Tnm ran dTMni mm it. I appreciate Postern." "There's a Reason." Read MIX THIS YOURSELF to Wenvffle," ia pa. CHU.D SAVING INSTIYVIZ. An. Omaha, Inctitutton That Has Ac complished 'Great Good. This institution has accomplished a great work the past tea years hi pro viding temporary shelter aad food for more thaa two thousand homeless chil dren aad afterwards placing them ta permanent family homes. These hemes where so many little ones have been adopted have been repeatedly vhv Itod aad are known,to4e od giving evidence that the horn takea from the institute are new sur rounded by moral aad uplifting Chris tina" influences with sdvantnges for education and social life ana protecaoa In a financial way. Many af them have already beea made the sole hekts to farms and to other valuable prop erties. Some of the children In the in stitute were takea from evfl surround ings and others from homes of extreme poverty and stin others from county poor houses. A few years ago a mother died in western Nebraska, leaving eight children, the oldest being 13 years of age. The father was an Invalid receiving help from the county. JIhe. eight children Instead of going to the poor house were brought to the In stitute and are doing wen In good homes. Three hundred children annually is the average number sheltered and provided for by this institution. The number on hand daily is from 40 to 0. What would become of these home less children without this place of shelter and protection? This work is a necessity in our community. In spite of ail that has been accomplished and In spite of its being a necessary worx. it lacks financial support The offi cers of late have been struggling with a debt on current expenses. The work after all does not seem to be well known. Surely, in this prosperous sec tion of our country, and In these pros perous times, there Is money enough to take care of the orphan and depend ent little children. This institution docs not send out financial agents to collect funds. It takes about half of what such agents collect to pay their salaries. There is-one field agent of the Institute who travels to visit chil dren, investigate homes, who Inci dentally receives donations of funds. It is hoped that readers of this article will send contributions, making checks payable to C. W. Lyman, treasurer of the Child Saving Institute, Eighteentn and Ohio, streets, Omaha, Neb." Every penny will go to the benefit of the helpless and homeless. All food sup plies have advanced in prices. How can the children be fed during the com ing winter? How can fuel be provid ed to warm the building? How can nurses and helpers ae paid to take care of the babies? 'The readers of this article, friends of the friendless, are looked to for assistance to help answer these questions. If people could only understand and realize the needs there would be generous re sponses. BRYAN AND HOME FOLKS. A Famous Painting by Madam Car lisle Coclty Now on Public Exhibi tion in the City of Omaha. Some months ago In this publica tion was given two pictures 'of "Milk ing Time on Gov. Sheldon's Ranch an the Weeping Water and "The Pio neer Haymakers Lunch Beyond the Missouri. made from the paintings .by Catherine .Carlisle Coqley of Omahs. The paintings for some time' were in the 'show windows of promt- neat Omaha merchants, attracting I much attention. t Another painting by the same artist is now oa exhibition in the Nebraska, metropolis sad Is receiving much fa-' vorable criticism. This later seqnlsl tien is a painting of William J. Bryan, Mayor James C. Dahiman sad mem bers of the Nebraska "HbmeFoIks' delegation who met the Nebraska statesman on his return from Europe, j Through the' courtesy ef .Mrs. CentoyJ the picture is publicly shown for the, first time, and that too, alongside of the famous painting of the renowned! artist Rosa Bonheur, whose pupn she was. Mrs. Cooley is the woman who presented a-fl5,0OO painting to Alice Roosevelt the white house bride, and who has made portraits of Blaine, Conklin and other distinguished peo ple. This famous painting is now on free public exhibition at Nicoil, the Tailor. Karhach Block, Omaha, Neb. Fire at Fremont Normal. Fremont The mam aunding of the Fremont Normal school was badly damaged by fire. The loss will reach 145,000, with only. $20,000 Insurance on both building and contents. The origin of the fire te unknown. H caught in, the southeast part of the building above the laboratory ana when It reached the chemicals spread rapidly to the east and north. After a Fire or Wind Loss yoa aeed the msaey. Friends ay sympathize but if yen waat a sompany which pays cash try the Farmers and Merchants Ins. Co., es tablished since 1885. Over a milHoB totars already paid to patrons. Cannot Brine BeoV Hi Plattsmotrth Word was received from D. EL Thompson, United States Minister in Mexico, that the body of WU1 Edgerton. who died in Mexico, aad been buried, and that according to the taws of that eoantry it could not be removed for five years. Edgerton ens a Plattsmoufh hey, and was em ployed with a boring gang In that country. He died in a hospital at Guy aas, Mexico. He was a member of the Masonic lodge here, and members took considerable pains to have the body brought home. Complain of Bonding Company. General Colby of Beatrice has re quested the state Insurance depart ment to cancel the right of the Ameri can Bonding company of Baltimore to to business in Nebraska until a Judg ment secured against the company and several saloon keepers of Beatrice has seen satisfied. The bonding com panies aid ''two other parties w sureties for' one or more saloon keep ers ia 'Beatrice against whom a Judg ment was secured by the widow af a Beatrice cittern who was kJDed wane the Isfsists of Uqaer. - - DID NOT WANT TO. BUY. The Great Musician Had No Use far His Production. A great tenor- had been singing for hours Into a phonograph. phonograph. he said; Is a wonderful thing. It almost realises the' wish of the Scottish poet the-wlsh that we might see ourselves as others We can now, at least hear a thing impossible before. The naoaogiaph teaches as many val uable lessons; Whea I was fa the army, before I realised the capabilities of my voice, I played the flute. A phonograph salesman brought a phonograph to my quarters sad tried to sen it to me oa the Instalment plan. I was undecided. Finally the maa took out a blank cylinder. "'See,' he said, rather reluetaatiy. here is a blank cylinder. Yoa may make a record on It then we win run it off and yoa shall hear yourself. It's a costly favor I am doing you. but it win show yon what a fine instrument this Is. "I was delighted. " Til get my flute,' I said. TU play a flute solo. "Wen. I played my best into the ma chine. It seemed to me that I had never combined before such feeling with such accuracy. I was more thaa pleased with myself. Then the man pnt in the cylinder, nnd the music be gan to issue forth. I frowned. "la that mer I said. '"Yes, sir, said the man. "Really me, just as I played? "Precisely, sir, precisely. And now. said he. "do you want to buy tho phonograph? '"No. said I; 'I want to sell the flute." NO STAIN ON HIS RECORD. That's Where the Driver Had the Best of the Preacher. A New York clergyman, who often spends his vacation in fishing the i streams of the ArJironxlacks, was on i one trip adopted by a handsome set- j ter dog, which insisted on following j him from camp to camp, as he moved along the stream. One day he met a party of men working upstream with a native guide. The guide immediately recognized the dog as his own property. "Trying to steal my setter, are you?" he shouted at the clergyman. Til have you to jail for this! There's a law In the woods just as big as you have in the city." The clergyman endeavored to ex plain that he was an unwilling com panion of the dog, which had refused to be driven away, but to Kttle effect untU he added a tvo-dollar bill to his arguments. "It's qneer what strange things hap pen to a man up here," he said to the stage-driver who later carried him away from the woods. "That is the first time I was ever accused of steal ing a dog." , "Yes. sir," replied the driver, sym pathetically, and added, after a mo ment's pause, "For myself, sir, I have 'never beep accused of, stealing any- Ugly Appendages. "Hasn't Woldby got his coat-of-arms yet? Why, he told me he was going to look np his ancestry the first chance he got and " "Wen, I believe he got a chance to look-up. ale family tree, but he saw some things hanging to the branches that dheoaraged further research.' CathoUe Standard and Times. " fash Into Your Shoes Alters rest-Ease. It cores paiafolwelleB, NMTtiag. rwvatine Jret- Makes sew boeg easy. Sold by all DrngMts and Shoe Stores. Don't accept any robstitate. SimpleFREK. Address A. S. Olmsted. Le Roy, N. Y. The Way of It. Stella: Bow do you know Jack Is going- to propose? BeBa His speech leaked the I was with him. N..Y. Sun. Whea yoa hear s man say "married Mfe Is the only life" it's a sure sign he has heea married nearly a week. Saiokere appreciate the eaality valae ol lews' Siacie Binder dear. Yei er Lewis Factory, Peoria, HI. Lots of people are poor subjects for a mind reader. 'ALL UWGGBTS-GQ. EFUiet sTuet-s." arm l B K So artlclr to wore naeftd VSmNA ateat the rtaUe tbaa Mica TJIlHSf m Aade Create, rot a little oa T RmSJ M tke sptel before yon 'iMMfcVff up" it win belp the bone, aad lm3 I arias-the toad beau; qaickcr. 1S I MCA AXLE -1 6REASE B B wtM better tbaa aay HsgB M atber areaae. Coata tbe axle BJfffVJ ff wkhahard,moothftifficeor amaSSS Ba aeweered erica whJcb reflates mamma "IfcictloB. Ask the dealer for kTpVJffa I A Mica Axle Create. AbbbbbI WHAT IS PE RU4i Is it a CatanTtl r Twahtrlspt Ia oraer ft tftnnBB Beism aaw f aatant. a tasaaflw Brass hat emrjawvaai syaheev emtheeiIeaJatienv tcaaaa axttnea,aMtoramtthUBBU -Idtasattractaslst i CMJUlBESSO. 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