Tjry' I?V .. - -" . CoIumbusJournal R. . SmOTHER, F. K. tmdTHCR, V COUJMKO. to is represented looking at a -tanner; .saw yoe am, atac- la llr. Hayrick!- My a great deal of ey la K oa Wan street, The amtiilat aaatcawlMd. wKhoat lateedlpg k. tac profound fact that under all oar material prosperity Mat the produce of the earth; that' from, the farmer to the iter ef the stock awrket, succeeds er falkv with the crops. Oae of he asast ptxmatatng. Americaa novelists. wbe died W his prlaas, set for himself the splendid" imaginative task ft tracing through a aeries of novels the kerael of wheat from the teld ta the leaf of bread. Is his "Epic of tho Wheat" he attempted tVtelTfn.a' Maid of harvest fahta the storv of era man. 'As far, as he went, he'ldjeV sacceed fa making the kernel of wheat the heart of a large section of ot highly complex'iifeV The fooding in ef mUUoas of bushels of. wheat aboat his hero, who stands, In -the wheat "ntVMa the stock exchange, is as pow erful ae theirush of armies la the old military apics. AU summer Ions the world watches the ""crop 'indications. "There is a shortage of grain-crops;" "The cottop . crop Is' r moderate com-" pared with last' yean' 'An .Improve ment 'of ,. a hundred million bushels was made ia the cora. crop in July." Complicated, by -other, forces not sure ly discerned by the wisest statesman and the shrewdest capitalist, these crop reports swing the world up and down, says Youth's Companion, until the'harrest is all in and the facts are known. There is a momentary settle- ment hi, business and politics, the world breathes a sigh of relief, and than an iadustry that depends oa the crops begins to-hum. Harvest Is a great taking of stock between the coming la of the raw materials of life and the winter months, when those materials are converted to the mani fold uses4 of man. Blights of Science. Somebody meticulous rises to in quire whether red really excites bulls. Essentially this is a subtle move to dissipate the sun-flecked and silken fabric of beliefs. Are we to forfeit aU 'our creeds to the microscope and the measuring rod? Is there no longer to be any efficacy in spitting oa the bait? Hhas the toad no warty powers, the rainbow no golden ter minal? Shall the minatory devil's darning-needle be shorn of Its darting .terrors? Is there no bane in slaying that blithe songster, the cricket, -and ao -virtue in the left hind leg of the cemetery-haunting Gabriel Grub of rabbrtdom? Science has meshed us all, bat there are twilight times when themiad, swinging dreamily back ward, owas again the sway-of Hans ChristSaa Anderses and the misnamed Brothers Grimm. Grow, old we may aad mast, says Collier's Weekly, but that part of as which throws the spilled salt over our left shoulder, aad armly decnaes to walk under a ladder if there he aay way aroaad, cllags happily ta youth, i ' The city of Erie. Pa, has doae well to aeaer. by a atatee, the memory of Keen Brewer, the heroic postal clerk of the Spaalsh-Amerlean war. who gave his Mfe for the soldiers at -honey, says Youth's Companion. He had goae to Cuba to establish a mili tary postal service, aad he did It Bat the aamber ef sick, wounded aad dy- aoldicrs at 81boaey. aad ttagrreatotaat-rosd;at.JCansXa.City. acarclty-f factors aad nurse, made a demand upon his sympathies which he could aot resist. Four days aad four nights, without a saomenfs rest.' he demoted himself to this humaae work. and. tfcen he collapsed. Ihwt- coUege. from which Brewer graduated ia 1871. may weU share with Brie, his home city, the aride la this hero of civil life. As an indication of the value of water transportation it may be re marked that the Manchester ship ca aal ia England shows an increase la receipts lor the last six months of more than. $75,000, over the same pe riod ia 1906. Much of this increase is due to the large quantity of Am'eri can cotton shipped to the mills at Manchester. Water routes mean low freight rates, says the .Troy (N. Y.) Times, and all over the world the adV vantages' -to be thus derived are con lag .into more careful consideration. If laughter Is the result of a union of the blood corpuscle with the aerve cell, as a notable scieatist asserts, will aot he kindly teach melancholy pes simists who are predicting panic just how to make the connection? ' " ' Yale's Japanese professor of Jspa- civUisation has eloped with a white1 woman. ' Probably he did aot awaa tarn action to be a demonstra tion of the trend of Japanese civilixa- Sir Tammas. will never be happy until he geta that international yacht lag mag; aad there is nobody else oa earth that the mug would be sarread and to with fewer regrets than to the Knight of the 81uanrocks. ia so aaxioas to secure set. tiers la ttsvast aorthweatera domaia that It gladly throw fa the climate area, ef. charge tetany farmer who wiB .to go. up mere ana live oa a The State Capital - . ..t Jt Matters ef Qtaeraf laterest : " fKOM. IWimma's Seat ef Form ef Owfclal Ballet. Secretary of State Joskin will get sat sample bahots for the guidance of seen clerks fourteen days before the election. The candidates of parry, where there are more than ane to elect; "wlltbeplaced on the bal lot ia alphabetical order. Following Is the' fern of the ballot; Supreme Judge (vote for one) ' M. B. "Reese '(rpabllean) .George Ia liossia (democrat- - Julian D--, Graves, (prohibition) Lactari stefeUlna? (socialist) Railway Commissioner (vote for. one) Henry T. Clarice. "jr. (republican) n Samuel -Went? (prohibition) E. p. McClure (socialist) Xsaunte i6tatf'palverj5ity (vote tor l ZZz'71. -..-..-' . ..wn.-x ,urj(B D. nnocniun reniiii.ou;... ,-.Geork Conpland (republican).. 'It J. Millard 'fdemicrat) .-..,... vm Jphn,L. Cnntain ilitmnrnt ,--- r.I Sundean (democrat-peo- Wyplers lnueseaownt) .--- crJohn H., VQn.Steen .prohibition).... J. N. Carter (socialist)'.".. ...".--.'... G. C. Porter (socialist) Resent of University to Fill 'Vacancy (vote for one) , tvV C." Rodgera (socialist)". .......,-.- District Judge. First District (vote for , John . B. Raper. (republican) .,....... 'Leander- M. Pemberton- (refcub- l i llcan) .. ........... - .-."..... A. B. McCandless (democrat) i mj isirici JUOKt, oviu vioiiiw .v lor onej Jesse I' Root ((republican).. ...... . Harvey D. Travis, (democrat)......- District -Judge. Fourth District (vote ,for seven) . . ? Georce-A. Diiv (republican). Ie Estelle" (republican-democrat)!. "Howard Kennedy (republican)... . William A.. Redick .(republican) ... . . Willis G. Sears (republican).... Abraham I Sutton (republican) - Alexander C. Troup- (republican... Charles T. Dickinson x (democrat).... John O. Yelscr' (democrat) District Judere.- Fifth-District (vote for two) . Arthur J. Evans (republican) Frederick C. Power' (rcoubllcan) . . . . Georse F. Corcoran (democrat people's Independent) Benamin Fl Gsod (democrat- i people's independent) - - District Judge. Sixth District (vote for two) - C E. Abbott (republican) J. C Martin (republican) "Conrad Hollenbeck (democrat people's Independent) : '. Georjre H. Thomas (democrat people's Independent) District Judge Seventh District (vote for one! Leslie G. Hurd , (republican) Thomas C Marshall' (democrat people's 'Independent) ; District Judge. Eighth District (vote for one) A. R. -Olsen (republican) Guy T. Graves (democrat-peo- , pie's Independent) - District Judge. Ninth District (vote for one) Anson A. "Welsh '(republican).... -. District Judge. Ninth District, to Fill Vacancy (vote for one) Anson, A. Welsh (republican) District Judge. Tenth District (vote for onel - J. W. James (republican) H. S. Dungan (democrat-people's Independent) District Judge. Eleventh District (vote for two) James R. Hanna (republican) James N. Panl (republican) District Judge. Twelfth District (vote for one) Bruno O. Hostetler (republican) District Judge. Thirteenth District (vote for one) H. M. Grimes (republican) District Judge. Fourteenth District (vote for one) R. C. Orr (republican)... - J. I White (democrat-people's Independent), -......... District Judge. Fifteenth District (vote for two) J. A. Douglas (republican) Daniel B. Jenckcs (republican) J. J. Harrington (democrat?peo- ple's Independent) William H. Westover (democrat people's Independent) State Senator. First District, to Fill Vacancy (vote for one) David K. Miller (republican) Shipper. Gets Relief. vN. Ouncaa Compaay ef Byroa ap pealed net is. vaia to the State Rail way commissioB to. get delivered, to It a car load of lumber shipped up from the south and bow In the Missouri Pa. cifte .yards at Lincoto. The shipment started' some six weeks ago over- the Mtsssvi Padfie, bat upon Its arrival here the Burlington refused to take It oa ta Pyron because it had not been Freight Agent Spens was called up by Commissioner ' Chu-ke, and he promised to have his road take the car 'at Lin- .Ruling en Brands. Attorney ' General Thompson has ruled, upon a request from the secre tary of state, that where .duplicate brands have.. been issued the one re ceiving the brand first as shown by the records in the office of the secre tary of state is entitled to the same, and the -second person receiving the same cannot legally use it He holds that fat the matter of recording the brands duplicates must be cancelled. To Enforce Sibley Act. - ... I At the next session of the supreme court Attorney General Thompson win seek an injunction to compel the ex press companies to. obey the. Sibley act. The express companies have con tinned to exact the old rate, regard less of the legal reduction of 25 per cent. Well Water Causes Fever. iincola has a number of cases of typhoid fever in, the west end, which, it is" belkrred were caused by the water. The residents In that part of the city "to 'a great-extent use well in stead of city water. An effort win be made shortly to get the city mains ex tended and an ordinance passed re euiriag the residents to fill up their wells. Incidentally the state house employes will ask the city health offi cer to look at that building. The odors from the basement are - such as to Indicate an aaaaaitary condition. Interstate Express Basins. Rate Clerk p. owell of the state rail way commission has made a compila tion of the amount of iaterstate busi ness done by the various express com panies, compared with the state busi ness. Daring a period of three days the fbDowiag is the per cent of the Interstate' business done at several towns: Grand, Island 12 per cent; Hastings,1 Sir per "cent; Aurora, '42 per cent; Uhcom, 43 per'cent; Omaha, 52 per cent. .Ia Omaha aadLiacobioJy 9";? rt,W";W, fldfid' The total hashiess was $4,fi0z34. . . Uftian PatMe MafceaHapsrc Unlaa Pacific Iliad with the. rail way areves oa examlnatkm to he -, mAbehaH of the S-cent fare law, . sTurmr-the mat year the average fare collected by the Untoa Pactflehas been AM centsa mile. Kate ahmert Powell has been scratlalsiag the re pert to and any traces of TaaaTpulat ing the figures la the laterest of a contest against the 2-ceat.fare. Bow ever, it seems that the railway has furnished evidence to bolster up the state's contentioBs. The report showed that each pas senger paid jm average of $tM, while 'duriag. the former year the average was 12.76. The aumber of aassen gers decreased from 4jmfi9A for the fiscal year' ending June 30, 19C to 3,07838 for the year eadlag Jane 3a, 1907. The passenger receipts of the company for March, April, May aad June of the, present year were aboat $8,000 per month greater than those of similar months in the annual re port of 1906, indicating .that the 2-ceat fare bill has increased ibVrecelpts, If anything. VFor the "mo'tnh ' of' July, 1S06, the freight receipts of the company for Nebraska: were reported to be $1,011, 700.05. 'The monthly reports from sta tions in Nebraska,' as received by the J commission, show that $533.736.66twss received 'for freight forwarded aad freight -received at Nebraska stiltlons. The difference between these figures indicates the amtyrot.;bf ; freight cred-" ted" to Nebraska which is. through freight; neither originating or tern)l nnt'ing in, Nebraska." In the, same man ner can Uie passenger receipts be ex plained. Tne report shows,, that dur ing the, month of June of the present J y,ear me passenger receipts .were $'284.iif.59r The monthly reports for July, the succeeding, month, indicate passenger t receipts i, Aggregating, $111, 078.92. This did. no include any tick ets save those sold in the state. Meeting of ,8tockmen. E. M. Searle, Jr., secretary of ithe Nebraska Stock Growers' association, will Issue a call shortly for a meeting of all stockmen to be held at Alliance, January 31. The call is In accord with the decision of the stockmen who re-1 cently held a meeting-at South Omaha I for the purpose of discussing quaran tine: The general government refused to inspect ' cattle sold locally and the state has no appropriation to pay- for the Inspection and dipping of cattle, This meeting is for the purpose of getting the individual stock grower in terested to the extent that he win clean upa his own cattle. It Is said Nebraska is behind Colorado, Wyom ing and Sonth Dakota in the matter of clean cattle, and for that reason at the coming meeting it will be urged that growers dip -their own cattle, making the preparations during the coming spring months. The health officers from these states who have superin tended the cleaning up in their re spective states will be at the meeting and tell what -was done by them. Packers Must Brand Weight. , Attorney Sears of Omaha, repre senting Omaha Packing firms that are contemplating aa attack, upon the Ne braska pure food law. Informed the food commissioner that he desired more time to confer with his hoasea over the matter. Food Commissioner Johnson notified him that the time for waiting was about over. He said County Attorney F. M. Tyrrell of Lan caster county would begin prosecu tions in Lancaster couaty agaiaot those firms who have not been brand ing the correct weight of contents of goods on their output according to' tha pure food 4 law Mr. Johnson x atae. served notice that dealers in" oleomar garine must procure licenses of , faint for the traffic or stand for prosecution. He says there Is, no excuse "now for further debVy.' - , ; Percentages on Pensions. At' an executive session of the board" of pubMc'lands and 'buildings it was -ecidedfi.Jdppt .a,-newmla Jot. taking the percentages of the veter ans' pensions at the soldiers' homes. At present the 'veterans pay all over $12 a month. The new rule demands 10 per Jcentof all., pension money in excess of $12 and less than $19; 20 per cent on all pension money from $20 to $23; 3 per cent from $24 tc $29. Where an old soldier receives $30 or more, it will be' for the state board and the commandant to decide. Under this rule, soldiers who have had their pension increased to $15 will have to pay $1.50 into the state treas ury and they will have an additional $1.50. Earnings of Railroads. During the month of Jul- the rail roads o fthe state, with the exception of the Missouri Pacific had anlncome of 300,844.15. This total Included the receipts on fright forwarded and freight received and from, ticket sales. The ticket sales, for the. month, aggre gated $634,964.52, of which less than one-third was for interstate business Toeeka Firm Complains. " The .food commissioners office; re ceived a lengthy letter from a large milling firm of Topeka, Has., in which is set forth the argument against the ruling that the label oh the food pack age must show, not the gross weight of the package, but the net weight. "Our goods," says the Topeka .con cern, "are weighed by automatic -ma-; chinery, which gives-'us the gross weight. It would cost a great many thousand dollars' to make a, change so. that the net weight, would "be givett new machinery being necessarp." Death of F. I. Fees. F. L Foss, one of the best known lawyers in Nebraska, and for nearly thirty years a resident of Crete, died fat Lincoln after an illness of several months. Mr. Foss was connected with the legal department of the Burlington railroad. He was a member of- the Nebraska delegation to the republican national convention in 164, and at the time the plan of dividing the state into two federal districts was 'first bh- tioned, was of tea mentioned aa nihility for the 'judgeship that be tharcreatetl, '-u "- 1 Tha lOter -UUrmr: ClWMlfc Cause and Effeet. . ' the Isst meetiag of iBmper- orwmaav aad Andrew caraaeje oa atKler there .esme.a, pause, ia the coa- Mr.. csraegie. ia a .caaara spirit, of baater. said to the emperor: ,Yoa kaow, ytmr, majesty. ,that I aever ,cared very much "for Wags." "But there was oae ktag yoa "cared a. great deal foresaid the emperor quickly. , "Aad., who wms thatr de raaaded Mr. Caraegie..rRobert Braee." (w'ssajesty is very righC-lesghad: Mr Csraegie. VSSVSJ wOilipWVi Baehel.'aged 12, wrote an compo attioa ba wild flowers la which aha the arbutus, the liverwort,' the spring heaaty; the blood root, and ail of the other blossoms of detl aad dale. Bat she wrote on both sides ef her sBeet of paper,, and when she asked her. father, who was an editor, to publish her article, he called her attention to that, fact. "You've written on both sides of your paper," said he. "Wen," wis the reply, "and don't you. print oa both sides of yours?" v 'ALL THINGS IN PROPORTION. Invalid's Meal Evidently Had Net In creased Good Humor. 7 ' i t - ; . 1 For many weeks the Irritable mer chant had beea riveted to his bed by typhoid fever. , Now hei was conva lescing. ' He clamored for something to "eat, declaring 'that he was starv ing. - To-morrow you pay have some thing to eat," promised' the doctor. The merchant realized " that1 there would be a restraint to his appetite, yet he saw, in vision, a modest, steam ing meal placed at' his bedside. "Here, is your dinner," said the nurse'next day. as she gave the glow ering patient a spoonful of tapioca pudding.' "and the doctor emphasizes that everything else you do must be In the same proportion." Two hours later the nurse heard a frantic call from the bed chamber. "Nurse," breathed the man heapily, "I want to do some reading, bring me a postage stamp." HAVE CRAZE FOR FORMULA. Smokers Follow Fashions in the Use ef Tobacco. "Make meupa package of tobacco accordiag to the formula used by Ed win Booth." said the man with a southern accent "That is the third maa who has asked for that kind of tobacco to-day." said the dealer. "It is strange that people from remote parts of the country as well as New Yorkers make a fad of buying the same brand of tobacco that Booth smoked. And it isn't always the Booth mixture that they want I have filed away the formulas for mixing the favorite tobacco of many famous per sons. Smokers the country over have heard of this collection of recipes and one feature . of every man's trip to New York is to try a pipeful of some big man's favorite tobacco. In most cases this special mixture is so strong that the nerves of the average smoker cannot stand it He has to give ap after a few pipefuls and go hack to a popular mixture, but he has the sstlsf action of having had the ex- 'The New York Sun. Shouts A Doctor of Dlvialty. now Editor of A wen-known Religious paper, has written regarding the controversy be tween Colliers Weekly and the Re- Bgkms Press of the CouniCT s,oth-I era. fatclodinc ourselves. AJsorexanf- tag salta for libel brought by Collier's against aa for commenting upon its methods. These are his sentiments, with some twfy' emphatic1 words left-ouL- "The religious Press owes you a debt of gratitude for your courage in showing ap Collier's Weekly as the "YeU-Oh Man." Would you care to use, the Inclosed article on the "Boo Hoo Baby" as the "Yell-Oh Man's successor?" "A contemporary remarks that Col lier's has finally run against a solid hickory "Post" and been damaged in its. own estimatioB to the tune of $75Q.Qt.f0.,:'v. . "Here is a publication which has, in utmost disregard of the facts, spread broadcast damaging statements about the Religious Press and others and has suffered those false statements, to go uncontradicted until, not satisfied after finding the Religious Press too quiet, and peaceful, to resent the in sults, it makes the mistake of wander ing Into' fresh fie1 and butts its rat tled head against mis Post and all the World laughs. .Even Christians smile, as the Post suddenly turns and gives it back a dose of its own medicine." , "It is a mistake to say all-the World laughs. No cheery laugh' .comes from Collier's, but it cries and boo hoos like a spanked baby and wants $750,000.00 to soothe its tender, lacerated feel ings." "Thank Heaven it has at last struck a man with "back bone" enough to, call a spade a "spade" and who believes in telling tbe whole truth without fear or favor." Perhaps Collier's with its "utmost disregard for the facts," may say no such letter exists. Nevertheless it is on file In our office and is only one of amass of letters and other data,.news paper comments';-etc., denouncing 'the "yellow" methods of Collier's. This .volume 'Is so large that a man could not well go thru it under half a day's steady work. The letters come from various parts of America. -Usually a private controversy is not interesting to the public, but this is a public controversy. Collier's has been using the "yellow" methods to attract attention, to itself, but. Jumping in the air, cracking heels together aad "yelling "Look, at me" wouldn't suflee, so it started out on a "Holler Than Thou" attack on the Re ligloas Press aad oa medicine. We leave it to the public now, as we did when we. first resented Collier's attacks, to say whether, in. a craving for sensation and circulation, its, at tacks rdo aot amount to. a systematic mercenary " hoahding. ' We 'likewise leave it to the public to say whether Colter's, by its own policy aad ateth--1 JPlump flgares," said 'the who was reading the fashieBS. "are goiagt-efisryle"-w. '"Nonsense!" aaswered her hasbaad. 'Tood is rather expensive. Bat the situation Isn't ss bad as thai." Studying Field Marshal Lord Roberta.U stady lag Esperanto and has Joteed the Brit ish Esperantoassocistioa. This an noaaceateat was received, with eathus- .Jaaaucth.detoastea to-the .Esper anto congress at Cambridge. England. The, "Mound City." 8L Louis rejoices ia the sobriquet of Mound City from the fact Oat the original settlers found there many elevations which ft is supposed were relics of that strange people who dwelt in the Ohio aad Mississippi val leys and are known to modern times only as the Mound Builders. No ade quate explanation has yet been found of their strange mode of. leaving memorials of their existence: The limestone bluffs on which a 'part of St Louis stands furnish a solid foun dation for the. business buildings. HtWUp. "Stop!" shouted the man on the country road, holding up at warning hand... Muttering- something about .rural jcops, the autpmobili'st obeyed. "Turn around and' come back to town with me," said the htranger. "You were going at least 35. miles .aa onr." . . "You're a constable, I suppose.'' said the automobillst, with a covert sneer, when they had reached the village. , ."MeT! replied the passenger "No. I'm a.farmer and had to come into town when aJlv the teams was busy. Nice growing weather? Thanks. Good by. , t Ensuing comment is purposely omit ted. Philadelphia Public Ledger. Belling a Rat You have probably read or heard that the best way to rid a house of rats is to catch one and fasten a bell about its neck. A boy In Delaware tried the experiment two months ago. He was badly bitten in making the bell fast, but be turned the rat loose and expected the tinkling of that bell would have great results. It did have. In the first place, the rat who wore It was constantly on the move all night and the tinkling bell kept the family awake, and in the next the sounds brought scores of new rats to the house. Instead of being afraid of the bell, they were charmed with the mu sic Had the boy tied a harmonica to another rat's tail, the rodents would have had a dance every night She Was Willing. "Yes," says tbe husband. "! have consented to accept the nomination.' "I am so glad the party is begin ning to recognize your merit." beams the wife. "Now my dear," the husband con tinues.. Vyou know that political , af fairs are not love feasts, by any means. You must expect to see me vilified and attacked in a scandalous manner. No doubt-the opposition will try to dig up sensational rumors about me, and all that sort of thing, but. you must not " , ' "Well." she interrupts, "I am really glad of .it You have always beea strangely silent about whether or aot you ever were engaged to anyone be fore you met me." BOO-HOO a Spanked ods, has not made itself atore ridicu lous than any comment of ours could make it Does Collier's -expect to regain any selMntlcted loss of prestige ' by. 4e-. monstrating thru suits' for damages. tnat it can he more artful, in evading liability for libels than the humble but resentful victims of Its defamation, or does it hope for starting a campaign of Jibel suits to silence the popular in dignation, reproach, and resentment which it has aroused.. Collier's can not dodge this public controversy by private law suits. It can' not' postpone the publie Judgment against it. That great Jury, (the Pub lic, will hardly blame us for not wait ing until we get a petit Jury tn a court room, before denouncing this prod igal detractor of institutions founded and fostered .either by individuals or by the publlctltself." - No announcements' during our entire business career were ever made claiming "medicinal-effects" for either Postum or Grape-Nuts. Medicinal ef fects are results obtained from the use, of medicines. Thousands of visitors go thru our entire works- each month and see for themselves that Grape-Nuts contains absolutely nothing but wheat, barley and a little salt; Postum absolutely nothing but wheat and about ten per cent of New Orleans Molasses. The art of preparing these simple ele ments in a scientific manner to obtain the best food value and flavor, re quired some work and experience to acquire. Now, when any publication goes far enough out of its way to attack us be cause our advertising is "medical," it simply offers a remarkable exhibition of ignorance or worse. We do claim physiological or bodily results of favorable 'character follow ing, the adoption of our suggestions re garding the. 'discontinuance of coffee and foods which may not be keeping the individual in good health. We nave no, advice to offer the perfectly l healthful person. His or her health : is evidence, in itself that the bever ages and foods used exactly fit that, person. Therefore, why change? But to the. man or woman who Is ailing, we have something to sav as a result of an unusually wide experience in food and the result of proper feed ing; In the palpably ignorant attack on us in Collier's, appeared this state ment, "One widely circulated para graph, labors, to Induce the Impression that Grape-Nuts will obviate the ne cessity: of an operation ia appendi citis. This is lying and potentially deadly lying." . In reply to this 'exhibition ofMrofl let the reader name it. the Postum Co., says: . tt' ? i . t-'. ,Let,it be understood that appendi citis, results front I'longconUaued dis turbance, ih, the jtatestlncs. caused pri-maruy-by undigested starchy food. A Break ht aha LMUe Ton yean eld talking before his am W'HicwnHBRk;. ed, his vocabulary iacladed' am ar two choice worda picked ap froat his lather. Of.eowree, he leaked Bke a perfect fittle cherub em tha eventful day, wfth his wide blue eyes tag earls aad another had. got ia great shape for tha ceremony. At the meat impressive aetat Tom tara? ed to hie father aad esdaimed aa eg BUBvanod 'tones v whV dmniM. he wet my head!"' ' ' '' The Way ef aha CMM. A small boy who had recently passed his filth birthday was rMtag ta a car with his mother, when they were asked the customary saestioa: "How old ia the hoyr After being told the correct age. which did act require a fare, the conductor passed on to the next person. The 'boy sat quite still as If ponder-, Ing over some question, aad thea, concluding that full laformatlon had not been given, called loudly to the conductor, then at the other eBd"of the car: "Aad mother's 31!" A Definittoft-ef How have the hypothetical scien tists and the expoaienta of uabellef beaefited themselves or' huaunity at large by sowing .the seeds of doubt broadcast in the world? The real sci entists do not fall In this category, for they are believers ia the real sense, of the word; they know too much, they have seen too many, mysterious mani festations, of the. Divine creative pow er. Now. .those who, have' disposed of the Bible and all evidences of inspira tion, have, written a great .many books and 'some, of them have won- what the world, at large lightly calls fame. Ac cording to the ordinary measures that are applied in such cases, they have been extremely successful, but real success means the benefit of human ity in some form or other. If no such benefits can be shown as tbe result of their labors, their success is not equal to' that achieved by the direst poverty snd the deepest Ignorance. Joel Chandler, in Uncle Remus' Magazine. WHEN A "HUNCH" HELD GOOD. Chinese Laundry Ticket Suggested a Bet on "Wing Ting." Kay Spence. a well-known horseman of Mexico. Mo., won $1,000 at the Louisville. Ky.. race meeting a short time ago as -the result of a "hunch." Mr. Spence has a large breeding stable of "runners" near Mexico, and attends all tbe big racing events in the country. Not long since he was in Louisville and entered the betting ring to see what odds were being of fered on the various entries. He found that Joaquin was the favorite at even money, and pulled his wallet from his pocket, intending to bet on that horse. His attention was at tracted by something that fell from bis wallet to the ground, and be stoop ed and picked it up. It-was a Chi nese laundry ticket He looked at the "books" again and found that there was an entry with a Chinese name. Wing Ting, at .ten to one. That set tled it for he 'considered he hsd .re ceived a "bunch" that could not be overlooked. Wing Ting won handily. Needless to say. those who backed the favorite considered Spence the sev enth son of the seventh sob. Kaasas City Star. ' 9 Baby. sach as white bread, potatoes, rtee, partly cooked cereals and such. . Starchy food Is not digested fat the upper stomach but passes on Into the duodeaum, or lower stomach aad Ja-. testines,, where, in a healthy 'iadl vid ua!, the transformatloa of the starch into a form of sugar is completed aad then the food absorbed by the blood. But if the powers of digestion are weakened, a part of the starchy food will lie in the warmth and moisture, of the body aad decay, generating gases snd Irritating the mucous surfaces un til under such conditions the whole lower part of the alimentary canal. In cluding the colon aad the appendix, becomes involved. Disease sets up and at times takes the form known aa appendicitis. When the symptoms of the trouble make their appearance, would it not be good, practical, common sense, to discontinue the starchy food which Is causing the trouble and take a food In which the starch has been trans formed into a form of sugar fat the process of manufacture? This is identically the same form of sugar found in the human body after starch has been perfectly digested. Now, human food is made up very largely of starch and is required by the body for energy and warmth. Naturally, therefore, its use should be continued, if possible, and for the rea sons given' above it is made possible in the manufacture of Grape-Nuts. In connection with this change of food to bring relief from physical dis turbances, we have suggested washing out the intestines to get rid of the Im mediate cause of the disturbance. Naturally, there are cases where tha disease has lain dormant aad tha abuse continued, too long, until ap parently only the kslfe will avail. But it is a well-established fact among the best physicians who are acquainted . with tbe details above recited, that preventative measures are far aad away the best. Are we to be condemned for suggest- ing a way to prevent disease by fol- logins? natural methods and for ner- feet ing a food that contains no "medi cine" and produces no "medicinal ef fects" but which has guided literally thousands of persons from sickness to health? We have received during the years past npwards of 25,009 letters from people who have been either helped or made entirely well by fol lowing our suggestions, and they are 'simple. - If coffee disagrees and causes any of the ailments common to some cof fee users quit it and take on Postum If white bread, potatoes, rice and other starch foods make trouble, quit and use Grape-Nuts food which Ia largely predlgested and will digest, nourish and strengthen, when other forms of food do not. old common sense. It's Just plain . "There's a Reason for Grape-Nats.- M Postum Cereal Co, Ltd. Capacity ef a BBBMunummW aaWafflnasB emynBBjBBBBBmj as9aTMsBra An Esgllsh family varia. called at the .the, pride writes oar the waitress serviag ec me rantiiy la a simply held up his five the family's astonishhasaat teas came haek with flue fiBed to the brim with beer. Iters bravely straggled but ealy maaaged to tt would he suit to leave beer, they called a aad ordered him to finish It 1 Ubm than It takes to resale the rlaa sccomphsbfd the his mustache, he da for the "job." and. having the money, hsstaatly ordered tied another apart pet. y- Saw tt Ceme Out ef a A little city boy aad his othy were takea to the coaatij fer the first time. The two children' were happy at the day was long. Ia the mte after noon they watched tbe eewa home, heard with delight the ling cow-bells, and the Ilttfe hey even went in the barne to see ale milklsg done. At sapper, just as Dorothy was liftlsg her glass to her rosy Bps, she boy cried oat:, . . "Oh. Dorothy, don't; You driak that milk. It's aot fit to . It came out of a cow. 1 saw t!? ' Something to Study Over. . , , "Dukg Hegs Knewly Lade" is a sign which graces tbe window ef a dairy shop fat South London. -Never look upon your work as a ref uge from thought, but express ; your thought t in your .'work. PbfiBrps Brooks. Omaha Directory The Twentieth Century Pofcy Issued by the , IANKERS RESERVE LIFE CO, of Omaha, Nebraska, Is a A WUJwl NLUI etWMY Agents Wanted. Ask fer BASCOM H. ROBISON. - attress$15 This sale lasts but a short thue eaty. Write for one today. A regular $23 Oatennoor Patent Elastic Felt Mattress, weighing SO fibu. hi French Ait twill ticking, shipped asy wbere in the state of Nebraska, fjcjaht prepaid for $15. You store $6 by ordering one now. ORCHARD A WILHELM otr state icnm OMAHA B HIDES Ttoi.fi. SMsYmt evM TSffMa riw9 t FURS MssAPsrOjL Highest prices. Me Pull liirnnaetloa,tsga.i on sapUcanoa. 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