- -- -s Good Thin dont count unless you Include the pantry Wife knows when husband is tiled and hungry she must reach his heart through his stomach. IEBESTOF GROCERIES is what you get from us. Price is as as cheap, too, as most others charge for what's inferior. Buy of us and get what's good. HENRY I8th St. ITEMS OF INTEREST ABOUT OUR NEIGHBORS AND FRIENDS CLIPPEDJFROM OUR EXCHANGES. LEIGH. Fmiu 'I lie World. Iiist week John Grotelueschen lost stwa head of cattle which were struck by lightning. List week Peter Meyer, one half mile f tot of town, sold Iris 80 acre farm to Buii Otto for $90 per acre. Gerd Asche, ar., left for Hot Springs, S. D., last.. Monday to spend the hot leather in that famous resort. Mrs. Geo. H. Orubb and two children udMie Alva Nelson, of Columbus, re turned home last week, after a week's vL-it at the Jake Kibler home. 8U.VEB CREEK. From tiit Sand. Mra. Fred Hardle returned Wednes du) from a sojourn at the Columbus Lo pilal, feeling some what better fmiu the treatment she had been taking Ultra. ' Mis. J. S. Matthews left for Columbus Jloiday where she will andergo an op? ration at the hospital. It will be hard to make the editor of the Saud believe that raising shipments will benefit the farmers. Only a tow lo cal creamery proprietors and express uui railroad companies think, or pre tend to, think so. Your Uncle Sand had been waiting patiently for several days to hear of a Miride in Omaha. A few Sundays ago au Omaha preacher stated in a sermon tlmt if Standard Oil was fined the limit in the Chicago case, he would kiU him self. Judge Landis auanimwrl the fine at over twenty nine millions, the limit, but at last reports the precher was still alu-i. However, we still have hopes that hell keep his word. Apreacherwho will tell his congregation that he will commit suicide, under any tircumstan es, had better be dead than preaching. LINDSAY. Fn.Hi The Post. El Hoppen of Columbus arrived last Friday evening to accept a position as bar tender for H. C. Lschnit. Mies Manrurete Eteto'n of Columbus arrived in the city Tuesday evening for a wtk'a visit at the home of Miss Clara Goun. s ; Mr. and Mrs. Nels Terpagerand Peter Peterson returned from their visit to Denmark. They report having c visit but glad to get back to good old Nebraska. Krank McDonald was nfertunate enough to get two ribs cracked while nluv,r. k.ii . ismm Tharadav. He trmiaj iu usma saw av - w nd Tift of Pilger were playing on the Emerick team and were both after the fismt ball when they ran into each ether with preat force. TUt naa m " fraetuied and both men were badly bruibed otherwise. We still have one or two men in this community who stand around the street corners and from morning untiT'night com plain about the town, their neigh bors, their taxes and the weather. 8nea men are mighty common clay and it is f.ir. .... .1 & !. a (am at them. Such men are no use to the town, their families or their God. They seem to live but no one can tell how." lake uMsqui toes and flies, they are mot fatal bmt dis- CTteabIe to have about. " necessary to publish the names of the to or three who infest this eosm-Mty fur ou all know them. objkm. From tne lamest. Mrs. Ella E. J. Datoa "hee withdrawm her name as candidate for eoeaty super iutendent of schools on the democratic ticket S. T. Battles' little girl, who died at House RMKTZ & CI. their home at Central City the last of the week, was brought to Genoa on Monday for burial, and the faneral was held at the home of W.J. Irwin. Mr. and Mrs. Battles were both aick and unable to accompany the remains. Corn is fairly hamping itself and no one would know, that we had a back ward spring, says an exchange. There may be times when crop conditions in Nebraska do not look promising, but it eeaerallv tarns oat all right in thcLend. That is why Nebraska land values are advancing so rapidly and Nebraska farm ers are so prosperous. The editor of this highly moral publi cation came near committing murder Tuesday. Tou all know Chase,vPaxton & Gallager's traveling salesman. Well, he was in town that day, and as we were peacefully meandering onr way along Broadway he called us across the street. His manner indicated that he had some thing of great importance to communi cate and he did. He wanted to know if we knew anything aboat Missouri water mellons aad how sweet and juicy they were. We admitted that we knew them by reputation. He then asked if we knew how they succeeded in raising such nice melons and why there was so much water in them. We confessed our ignor ance in the matter. "Why," he jeered with an idiotie grin, "they plant them in the spring, hawj haw!" We ought to have killed him, bnt we didn't aad the brute is still at large. v XOHBOE. From the Bepablican. Born, on Wednesday. August 14, to Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Mylet, a daughter. Miss Vivian Jenkiaeon of Columbus is visiting at the home of W. J. Jenkinson this week. N. P. Peterson is building an addition to his bouse. Force aad Anderson are doing the work. Mrs. Edward VanAllen of Mansann, CaL. arrived Tnesdav for a visit with G. VanAllen and family. E. E. Watts has rented the Arthur Little farm and E. L. VaaAUen will move to his place in Monroe. lira. B, M. Gave and children of Hum phrey were over Sjmday gneste at the home of Mm..pavefs parents, Mr. and Mrs. Chas. Cummins. Mr. aad Mrs. Andrew Larson of Stroawburg, who hare been visiting friends in this vicinity the past week returned home Monday. n v nina has rented the John Deck farm for next year, bow occupied by J.: R. Gibb, who iatende to move on ais farm near Cedar Rapids. Chas. MeWilUasas toft, Tuesday for Central City, where he has ft position in a store; B. H. To ie mow employed ae a efterk by Potter Kelley. George F. .Alexeeder, niral earner No.lfrom this post ofice. is tafaaghis annual fifteen daya vacation; aad Mra. Laura E. Ooaard m carrying the mail ia his place. "Mae amd Lewis Hoppoek retnrned Wednesday from Bwvid City, where hey were attending the chautaaqua iting their grand parents, Mr. and Mrs; J. H. Sacrider. W. L. McOone had two ribs broken Ceeiiagwttitimeoftheyear when he is quite 7. " foiv taaate for him. Wedaeaday to have aa Pr?fl?,K r.-fii for threat tremble. Wm Grace eswaXi s PLAXTB CSKTEB Frost the 8isaaL Mesdames John aad Peter Schilz were Oolumbas visitors Wednesday. Miss Nellie Lynch is skwly reeoveriag from an attack of catarrhal malarial. Mesdsaes D. H. Carrig and W. T. Bipp were eouaty seat visitors Wed neeftey. Born to Mr. aad Mrs. Henry Greisen, Jr., of 8L Anthony, a daughter, last Saturday. Mra. 8. A. Marty aad eon Freddie of Oolumbas, are visiting with Mr. aad Mrs. H. N. Zingg. Mr.tand Mrs. C J. Carrig came up from Columbus Wednesday to attend the funeral of the late Taos. Maker. Mra. Henry Greisen, accompanied .by her daughters Theresa and Anna, spent Thursday afternoon at Columbus. Walter Toussaiat, who has been for several months past a clerk ia the Smith Mercantile Co's. store, went to Columbus to accept a position in Friedhof s store. Mrs. J. O. Parker went down to Co lumbus Wednesday to meet her daugh ter, Mrs. Platz, who had arrived there from her home in Torrington, Wyo. She will spend some time with Oolumbas relatives.. Mr. and Mrs. Martin Cramer and two children, from near Tacotna, Washington, are here visiting' with their many rela tives in this locality. Mrs. Cramer was formerly Miss Catherine Bipp, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Ferdinand Bipp. Accompanied by her mother, from Stu art, Neb Mr. and Mrs. Cramer proceeded to Buffalo county Wednesday, where they will visit with Mr. aad Mrs. H. M. Bipp until next Saturday. Tbos. McGraw, who lives out at Char ley Sohuler's, had a very narrow escape from death Saturday morning. He stooped down behind one of the horses to pick up something xwhen a dog ran between him and the horse which made a vicious kick at the dog, hitting Mr. McGraw on xrae side of his head, cutting a gash in the scalp which required nine stitches in dressing. Had it not been a glancing blow his skull would doubtless have been crushed. "Uncle Tom is dead." These were the sad words that passed from mouth to mouth in our village last Mondsy even ing, andin this manner was the death of Thomas Maher announced, because he was known to every person in this com munity as "Uncle Tom." Mr. Maher's death came as the result of a short ill ness, caused by a general break-down, bnt more particularly by an accute attack of Bright's diaasne. He had been confined to his bed only about one week, when on last Monday afternoon the final summons came and he passed into eter nity, well prepared for death with the holy sacraments and blessing of the Catholic church. The well attended funeral service, with solemn Requiem High Mass was held from St. Joseph's church on Wennesday morniag, and. all that remained earthly of Thomas Maher was laid to rest in the Oatholie cemetery beside the remains of his father, mother and brother Miohael. Mr. Maher had an eventful career, Born in Parish Moyne, County Tiperrary, Ireland, in 1824, be went to Australia and New Zealand at the age of 16 years, where he engaged in gold miaing with considerable success. After several years he returned to his native home in Ireland, from where, with his brother Miohael, he migrated to Bookford, Illinois, ia 1851, where they engaged in farming. In 1888, during the gold excitement in the west, the .two brothers est out to cross the plains .and seek their fortunes in mining. Upon arriviag at Columbus, they were dis suaded by Indian hostilities and other difficulties to abandon their project, and they drifted up Shell creak valley and filed on homestead claims where now stands the Maher home and where they have resided ever since. Mr. Maher waa a well educated gentleman, and dur ing the early pioneer days, even before school districts were organized, he taught school in this locality. He was of a cheerful dispositios, ever kind and considerate to those with whom he came into contact.- He was ia his 83d year at the time of bis death, and had never been under a doctor's care until his recent illnest, May he rest in peace, BBIiLWOOD. From the Oaaetto: George Loomis left Bell wood Tuesday morniag for Montana, where he has a good position. Mrs. Muskgrove, formerly Mae LilUe of Bellwood, aad husband came to BeUwood Monday from St.' Edware for. a abort visit. It would be well if street commission er Benton would oat down the weeds on naay of our streets and give the people a chance to see each other occasioBslly. Gene Loomis who is seeklsg'the nomination in Platte county for County Saperiatendent was in BeUwood last Friday and Saturday visiting hia par ents. The core crop in this vicinity is .still ssaking rapid growth. The weather has been all that could be desired. In dteatioas are that the crop will be better tsaa last year. ThesesBoa for typhoid feaver is bow drawisg sigh and people cannot be too careful in regard to the water they drink sad cleanliness. Impure water ia said o be a breederof the disease. Jake Enyeart, 'who keeps bachelor's ball and works Hamp Hall's old place, had 178 chickens stole -from him one night- last week. The thief "played hog," as he took with him every little chtokeafromaweekold up, with their mothers, aad tweaty-lve bushels of oats oat of Jake's granery to feed them. WeU, Jake, we regret your loss, aad the oaly remedy we can give yon ia to get a 4ig,"a8wehmrayoB wereaotat home watlwtbeifocurecL .We. received. "a letter from James BfcOaMa this week, which stated that he bow visiting with Mm Dr. L W. irs a tuna of huie with U8 that no lour in the land shall excel that manufactured at the Co iHaihig Roller Mills. It's no less a matter of business. Way Up flour once tried means repetitions and con stant use, no less consistent advocates of its many merits ; hence our ever in creasing demand; hence a spread of contentment throughout our "sphere of influence." Coliiius Roller Mills. Hewitt, formerly of Bellwood. Mrs. Hewit, be says, has a beautiful home and the girls are all well and gave him a royal welcome. Helen, who was married several months ago to a book-keeper in one of the largest banks in Spokane, is still living with her mother. Misses Clara and Frances are now young ladies. Clara graduated this summer and is now going to attend college. Miss Anna Hofriohter. who has been living with Mrs. Hewit, is about to leave for Fair mont, to be with her sister, Mrs. Charley Watson, who is in poor health. HUM rn key. ' Krum the Democrat Chas. Munro visited his parents at Columbus Sunday. Mise Blanche Coakingham went down to Columbus to visit a few days with friends. Mrs. E. G. Brown accompanied Mr. Brown to Columbus Sunday to look at a house they have in view to rent. Mrs. G, W. Webb of Kearkey, Ne braska, arrived in town yesterday and went over to Creston to visit her son, Bruoe( and family. Mesdames Chambers of Columbus, and Stoney of Lincoln, were guests last Saturday and Sunday of the B. B. Cow dery and E. P. Ewing families. Joe Olmer, who was so badly injured by the kick of a horse on Thursdsy of last week, seems to be holding his own and ij is now thought that he' will pnll through hia terrible experience end be all right in a short time. The Democrat stated last' week that it was while un hitching bis team from the binder that the horse kicked Joe; but it happened while Joe was oiling the binder, and-the horse that did the kicking was one of Joe's best and tamest horses. Friends and neighbors have lent helping hands and finished Joe's harvesting which was so abrnptly brought to a standstill, so his crops, at least will not suffer by rea son of his unfortunate injury. Word was received in Humphrey yes terday morning of the sudden death of Mrs. J. O. Both at her home at Clear water, this state, which occurred early in the morning. The cause of her death is supposed to have been heart disease. The remains were brought to Humphrey and buried in SuFranck cemetery. There seems to be an extremely sad fate attend ing this family. While they lived in Humphrey they lost a child ss the result of being burned; a short time after moving to Clearwater, the eldest dsugh ter, Viola, died, and a short time ago a son, Clarence, was drowned. This is about the limit of grief endurance, and the many friends here deeply sympa thize with them. JIM'S PLACE I earry the best of everything lieisiavitedtoeomeia aad set 1W Jflft. MEVEI.Prwartetar 18 Twelfth Street" No. 11 Let us build you one, We pat nothing bat the very best material and workmanship in them. The. price is right. Brine in vour tools andimplements to be sharpened and repairea now. it wiu save you time when the spring work opens up. We keep only the latest and bast in lifgits ati CeHTiffw r AUkindsof ..Firm Implements.. fja-Our Horseshoes 'stick and don't lame your home try them. Luis Schreiber. MawjawsBBmBBmsaawBaBjaissmawBaisBm HANDMADE SPRUE WAGOHS vX. PreeeeiiBfe af the Cewaty letxdef r Courases, Nmw&ssa, Aamt It, 1907. The Boarder Eqaahsatieaaf Plattocoaaty. Nebraska, sanaaat toadjoaraieat, mt at o'clock a. m, Hon. M. B. dother ekainaaa. aad JohaGraC clerk. , 1 Roll sailed and folloirias haw preaeat: SaperraonOoeta. Mewnaaj BBhachw. ftcbare, 8cawan. caairaaa Clotber, coast? ymeior Galley aad eeaaty clerk Graf. Abeeat. aaaer ieor Ptiaet. The lollowias waa proejjiated? Coaly clerk, Platte conaty. Mr liraika, DenrBira faeqaalisiavakeof property ia the state far tasation; the State Board of Bqaal liilfni ami fl in !. Hi laialiifrnwWfa lw. iaeteana as iadiestsi below, ay a tarn, the aamiid rame at the foUowis of property ia Platte county aa pro tiled'1 by law. Cattle 10 per oast. Ton are wanrdiasly in-tracteato add tos i nil i uTit efeach pece , or parcel of property ia year eouaty alerted by tee actios' of aaid board an aawamt eqaal totU per coat of iacreaw as iaUeatea above. GB9.D. Bsssbtt, Secretary. State Board of KqealiaaUoa aad Aaatacateat Oa BMrtiea eaate was ordered placed oavile. Moved by Saperrieor Scfawan that the; chair appoiataeoaudMeebf three toeabatft jtotaie board the levies aeoeeaary to defray the ez peaaes of the county and the cities, Tillacas, townships and school districts ia the eoeaty. for the earnat year. Motion carried asdthecaair appoiatsd as each coauaittee, Sapr's. Scfawan,. Goets aad coaaty assesnor Galley. ' ReBMiaingiaeeasiOBUBlil U o'clock aeon the board of eqasiiastioa them adjourned, recoBTea iasat 2 o'clock p. as. The followiaa was presented: To the Coaaty Board of Eqasiiastioa, Geatlemea: Yoar eoatarittee appointed for UwparpoeeofsaharittiathBleTieBBBPiairyto defray the expeaaas of the coaaty for the earning- year, would report that we fad the total assessed Tslaatioa of the coaaty for the year MOT.toteaMeOmaadweiecoBuaead thefol Iowiac lories be made: Coaaty General fand tS-lOatflle Coaaty Boadfaad 18-W M Coaaty Bridieef aad. 18.10 u Coaaty Befaadias Boadfaad. 2 Coaaty Poor faad 5.10 w Soldiers Relief faad 1-10 Total coaaty lery 10 W Baills We also leeoauaead that a levy of 31-2 aiills npoa the dollar,be awde opoa all the taxable property ia Colamhae towaship. for the payment of the interest aad 10 per rest of the priacipal of the $10,000.00 Colambas Towaship Bridge Bonds. Bespectfally eabmitted, Jiooia HoawABZ. ) John Gok n, CoauBittee. Jobs J. Gallbt, ) Ob motioa of Soperriaor Schare same waa adopted. The f oubwiac was presented: To the Coaaty Board of Kqaalisatioa: Geatlemea: Yoar committee appowted for theparpoeeof sabmittiBS the leTies aeceasary to defray the expenses of the cities, villasea and townships of the eoeaty, recommead that fol lowiaa lews be approved aad mads: ony OF OOLOMBUS. For General fand 6 8.10 mills For City Park parposes 8-H w For maiataiaiac Pablic Library 1 S-10 M For interest oa Waterworks Befand- Ua 0OBUa sv WeU For improving-the Water Works 1 For iaterestoa Loop River Bridge bonds 2 MO - For interest oa Platte Ri ver Bridge boads 5-10 " ForSiakine Faad 2 Total levy 18 1-2 mills VILLAGE OP HTOFHBBT. "For General fand 10 mills For Water Works fand 6 M For Street Light faad S Total levy , 21 mills vnxjtesorriTTKOBCTKB. For General fand M mills For iaterestoa Water Bonds 21-2 " Total levy 12 1-2 mills vnxAOB or cbbstok. For General fund 10 mills viixaob ob LurrBAY. For General fand 10 mills For mwinteasnoeElectric Light fand. 4 ' For interest on Village Bonds 0 Total levy 20 mills vrxLAqsor oocmlka. For General fand 4 mills VIIXAOB OB TABKOV. For General faad .... 2 mills viixaob or kokbob. For General faad 10 mills oourusca Towaaair. Far Gaasral faad 1 mills mr Oa BnttB ABseaUa A Total levy 2 mills Bisaaax towwsbif. For General fund 2 mills For Bridge faad... ............ ....... 2 Total levy. 4 SWBBIMW TOWHSBIP. For General faad S mills CBSBTOM lOWHSHIF. For General fand 2 1-2 mill SBXtX OBBBX TOWSSBlB, For Geaersl faad 2 milk For Road fnad. ................. ... 2 cor oTiQea raao..... ................ i Total levy 5 mills OBABS FBATBIB TOWBSBIF. , For Geaersl faad 2 mills BCWFBBBT TOWBSBIF. For Geaersl faad 1 mills BtrriJCB lOWHSHIF. For General faad 13 milk Forttoadfaad 11-2 M For Bridge faao. U- M Total levy l-2 milk LOCF TOWBSBIF. For General fand 2 milk For Road faad.... .......... ...... .... Total levy ...'. 4 miik LOST CBBBK TOWM8HIP. For Road faad 2 milk For Bridge food. ......... ............ 2 Totsl levy. ............ . .... 4 muls BUBBOWS TOWNSHIP. Eor Geaersl faad mills OBAHvrxxei township. For Geaersl faad 1 milk ONBOK TOWN8H1F. For General fand ' For Road faad Por Bridge) fond- .....- ToUsl 10 V " - MUST TOWNSHIF. For Geaeral faad For Boad faad. ........... .... For Bridge fand...... ............ . 2- .1 mum .. 2 milk .. 1 . 1 Total levy, milk ST. BBBNABD TOWHBHIP. For General fond 2 milk Pot Brides fScw Towtdawyry ... 4 mills woodtiixk Towirsnr. For OsMttsud 1 IU fOPuOaMl ISAmpU FOaT 0ald0O KUIMl A WAUTBB TOWHSBIF. For Geaersl fand 1 milk For Boadfaad.. ...... ...4. ........ 11-2 . For Bridea faad.. ............ ........ 112 Total levy Respeetfally eabmitted. LoomSobwas. l JohnGoctx. - VComauttse. -Joax J. Gaixbt. ) Oa motioa of Sanarvisor adopted. The committee appoiated to sabarit levies to defray school aEpsasesof the osaaty, reported as follows: Disc No. Dist.TaE. Boad Tax. !. aW ea ' 2 9 . empeV he e iFabcy AT KEATING and SCHRAMS ! Ifyouare not a customer at our store we ask of you to at least call and see our provision counters. All g'oods fresh deli cious and quality no better to be bad call on us though you don't buy ? KEATING and SCHRAM Eleventh Street. Columbus, Nebraska. frfrfrfrfrfrfrl 5 6 7 8 AS is 14 15 1 V a 17 18 aVV- 22...... 2B. 27 S 121-2 21-2 51-2 81-2". 3 d 10 8 9 aS 5 5 9 5 61 ae 7 1.2 w ls5 a) a- 9 sV 10 29... SO... SI... S2... S3... St... 21-2.... 11 .... Sl-2.... 14 31-2.... ft IS .... 94 wV 48 W a a 4ef tW " 48.". Mala . & 54 w SO.. 99 Xf " .. 80 Oav a OS. OSa w .. 67 71-2 BOBO.a a a 5 81-2 8 .... 61-2 .... 11 10 i 9 81-2.. 4 11 1-2.. 13 .... 15 .... 81-2.... 3 .... 10 .... 5 .... 51-2.... BOBS 4 .... 11-2.... none. . o .. .. BOB. .... 51.2.... 7 '..'.. 10 .... 5 .... 91-2.... 201-2.... 88 70 71 72 73 .74 ... 49aaa.aaa O a .. 77 (" " " 4afa a a 11 Respeetfally sabmitted, , LOOISSCHWABZ, ) John Gobtz, Committee. John J. Gaixbt, ) Oa motion of Supervisor Bchacher same wan adopted. The proceedings of the semloas of the Coaaty Board of Eqaslisatioa were now read and approved. Moved by Sapsrvisor Hewssan that the Coanty Board of Eqaalixatioa bow adjoarn sine die. Motioa'carried. Tke Colambas Qss Oo. have secured the service Mr. H. B. Haffaker of St. Loais, a praotieial gas stove man to solieit forssrviees, and to famish any iaformatios that bmj be desired bj pro saeetive eoasamsrs realitive to cost of installias; cost of operation etc.. and we respeetfally ask that yon give atten tion to what he has to offer in onr name, andifyoa anticipate burning gas for aay purpose, you give him your signed applicatioa, a copy of which he will leave with yoa. It ia very important Uut we get this application at oace. as pipe will only be laid where gas is need aad we respeetfally ask that every citizea iaterested ia the advancement of Colambas. wiU pat their shoalder to the wheel sad assist a worthy home en terprise by giving as yotir apphcatioa at oace. Columbus Gas Go. HARD AND SOFT COAL OBDEBS FILLED PB0MPT LTi P. D. SMITH LUM BRIt I CO.. i ' i! 1 1' t' lit' ! ! I Groceries v . :: IN FAR OFF MAM. People of Planet Hoarding Every Orep ef Water. While the people ob the planet of Mars are supposed to be vastly saner ior ia every way to the iahasitaat of this earth, according to Prof. Lest er F. Ward, of Brown university, they have only about l.OOO.OOw more yean to live, while the people of this world are only beginning their allotted space of 24,000,000 years. Thirst will kill the Martians, the professor says, and even bow it is dry time perpetually ap there. Most ot the waters that once covered every thing have vanished ia the same way that this planet ie all the while losing aydrogea, one of the twp compoaeata of water. This process has proceeded so far on Mars that most of the liquid refreshment of its inhabitants, assusa. ing it has such, is confined to narrow circles about the two poles. It if made available for the uses of the Martians only by means of an iatrt cate network of canals. "On Mare we can, as It were, see with our own eyes a race of vast aa tiquity and supreme wisdom, cliagtag desperately to the orb that bore it half gasping for breath, aad hoardlag every drop of its precious water, bat doomed in the relatively Bear future to face the lingering death of a dyiag world.' This gloomy picture. Prof. Ward says, is in store for the people of this earth, but there Is no need of worry at the present time, as It la 24.000.wM rears distant. Odd Thing m Animals. Unlike most animals, horses have no eyebrows and bares are minus eye lids. Consequently the eyes of the latter can not be shut and a thin membraneous substance covers thesa when asleep. The eye of the owl id also peculiar, seeing that it Is im movably fixed in its socket and can not stir in any direction. To compen sate for this seeming disadvantage it can turn its he'ad almost completely around without moving Its body. If you were to keep a frog's mouth open many minutes it would soon die, as, owing to its peculiar constructloa, it can breathe only with the mouth closed. On the other hand, fishes are compelled to keep opening and closing their mouths In order to give their respiration organs full play. A curious fact about the eel is that it has less life la its head than ia its tall, consequently, when killing aa eel the fisherman smashes its tail; It also has two hearts. Snakes nasally have their teeth isr the head, but one varie ty In Africa, whose principal food la eggs, Is provided with a substitute for them In Its stomach. Wrong. This story la told of a college pro pessor who was aoted for hia concen tration of mind. The professor was returaiag home) one night from a scientific meeting, still pondering over the subject. He had reached hia room ia safety, waea he heard a noise which seated to come from under the bed. , "Is some one there? he asked. "No, professor,- answered the In truder, who knew the professor's pe culiarities. That's strange. I waa positive some one waa under any 'bed,'' Bleated the leaned The We-nan'a Way. "Many a married man who might make a fortune cause hia wife la handicapped ae sf hia atteaOoa. 'That's right Ji one negbw to Urt with htm hie wUa Fercedte Extrenwty. "is she able to get saoaeg husband without asking far Kr "Yea, but she had to divorce him hi order to """ p"rt iL"IMtk - I y iriFi fj1 - m m im EWai m r7i JSPti MB F.I 1 '!, mi m mA .a QfXt " ? An s mi ti BStt i Enl Its I if. I S?KI rzm ! CSlfi m ? lit tji