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fm SfS? "f. '; ., 4ii &iftJZ Ci-i j fc.J k A. t , .r EYdimnj&iiEmrvESEr CHAPTER XXIII. Continued. He attempted to close the door again. Finding that impossible, his presence of mind deserted him. I brushed by him, and had pushed open the door at the head of the stairway before he could come to a decision. "Wait here!" I said in a tone of command. "I have an appointment with Madame de Varnier. You were coming for me, of course?" "No," he answered sullenly. "Ma dam is at her devotions; she is not to be disturbed." "I am the best judge of that" And added again, "Wait here!" I found myself in a great barn-like room when I had locked the door be hind me at the head of the staircase. It was lighted dimly by narrow win dows placed high against the roof of rafters, and was almost bare of furni ture. At the three angles of this room were the three closed doors. So far the crafty knave had told the truth. But in which of these rooms should I find Madame de Varnier? And in which Captain Forbes? It availed me little to have pene trated so far into the enemy's strong hold unless I could accomplish still more. At any moment Alphonse might give the alarm, and I wished to take Madame de Varnier by surprise. I began to make a circuit of the tri angular room. I paused at each door and knocked softly. At none of the rooms did I receive any response. 1 1 There was no reason why either Cap tain Forbes or Madame de Varnier should keep silence. And then a maddening thought struck me. Perhaps my crafty knave, Jacques, had been more cunning than I had given him the credit of being. What if he had cleverly whetted my curiosity, acting on instructions from Dr. Starva? What if Alphonse had deliberately lured me here? What if I were a prisoner myself? Disnrayed that I should have been so sreat a fool, I again made the round of each of the doors, not knock ing this time, but shaking the handle of each. And as I seized the handle of the third door, it yielded to the touch and swung silently on its hinges. I stood at the lintel, abashed at my angry intrusion. It was the oratory of Madame de Varnier. Little larger than a closet, and in shape a half crescent; the walls were hung with purple velvet. Facing me was an altar. Two tapers flickered on either side of the crucifix. Before the altar, her eyes bent to the crucifix, knelt Madame de Varnier, the adventuress, absorbed in her de votions. Even my entrance was un noticed. But it was not piety of this ex traordinary woman that held me petri fied in astonishment and speechless. Within arm's reach, as I stood there, was a bier. And on it, his hands crossed on his breast, his pallid face strangely calm, lay the mortal remains of him whom I knew at once to be Sir Mortimer Brett. It was a terrifying apparition. Ter rifying, becanse it might have been myself lying there, so strikingly simi lar at first sight was the likeness of myself to the dead minister. But as the candles, which had nickered in the draught made by the open door, burned more steadily and I looked at his face closely I saw that after all the resemblance was but superficial. I recovered my senses. Now at last I was to know the truth. Twice I opened my lips to call to the woman who knelt there. But I could not bring myself to speak. The holy dead banished passion from this place. Here I could not reproach and threaten her. I stood silently at the threshold, pitying rather than con demning, waiting for her to discover my presence. Minutes passed before she turned her head. Our eyes met, myself sternly ques tioning with a look. Startled she was at my dramatic entrance, but she met my stern look in absolute calm. No terror or shadow of guilt distorted her tragic beauty. I had come to de nounce, to demand justice. I found myself rather pitying. "Madame de Varnier," I said gently, "the hour has come when you must tell me the truth." I raised her to her feet and led her from the oratory, closingthe door be hind me. She clung to me in the fervor of her appeal. "Yes," she whispered, "it is the hour when you must know the truth." CHAPTER XXIV. In the Tower of the Throe Rooms. The great room of the central tower was almost bare of furniture, as I have said. In the center was a long table such as one sometimes sees in the refectory of a monastery. Half a dozen chairs stood against the walls. I placed two of these chairs near the table. "Not here," she cried, glancing to ward the little room we had left. "And why not?" Here at least we shall be free from interruption." She went to the door of the stair case. "It is locked," she cried, startled. "Yes, I have taken the precaution of seeing that we are not' disturbed," I said calmly. "Now, madam, in which of those two rooms is Captain Forbes a prisoner?" If my knowledge surprised her, she concealed her chagrin cleverly. She gesticulated to the room at the right of the orator-. "And perhaps the key of the stair case unlocks that door as well?" She shook her head, smiling at me fefiantly. 4aorV2aGBT.B06. lvJlAPfZE7TTZaQnZ&ViO "Has your servant the key? "No." "Then, where is it?" "Women are supposed not to have pockets. But I can hide a key about my person as well as you. How did you find your way here?" "I surprised Alphonse opening the door of the staircase behind the tapes try." "Ah, you are clever. I knew it," she cried approvingly. "This is no time for compliments. Captain Forbes must be released." "And if I refuse?" "I shall insist." "Very well, I refuse." I looked my perplexity. Though we were so near the chamber of death, with the facile light-heartedness of the Latin race she banished its grim mem ory. This woman had nerves of steel. She moved in callous indifference from tragic scenes to those of flippant com edy. Or perhaps she saw the useless ness of enraging me. "If I compel you forcibly " "Do American gentlemen assault their hostesses?" She had me at a complete disad vantage. To carry out my threat i impossible. "Come, madam, let us com.. terms." ' Even My Entrance "Gladly, monsieur." She swept me a mock courtesy. "And they are?" "He shall walk out of the chateau when you have heard my story." "Even if I refuse to help you?" She hesitated a moment. "Yes."-she promised with a sigh.. I put no great faith in that promise. Nothing was simpler than for her to promise. But if presently she still re fused, I could resort to extreme meas ures then as readily as now. If Cap tain Forbes was indeed a prisoner of Madame de Varnier, and she actually did have in her possession the key that would open the door of his prison, I held Madame de Varnier equally at a disadvantage. "He is unharmed, then?" "A scratch or two, perhaps. But to a brave soldier it is nothing. He is a tactless visitor, your Captain Forbes. I confess that the methods of Dr. Star va are not too delicate in finesse. But since he has committed the blunder of detaining him. I prefer not to make it worse by releasing him just yet" I accepted her decision in silence. '1 could have wished you in a more favorable mood, monsieur," she said wistfully. "I am afraid you will listen to me as a judge rather than as a friend." "Be sure of this: if I am to help you it will be only to save you perhaps from the consequences of your folly." "Mvself!" she protested passionate ly. "Merciful Heaven, I am not think ing of myself. Sometimes the indi vidual must be sacrificed to save a race. Did Joan of Arc or Charlotte Corday think of themselves? Life, honor everything I sacrifice them a thousand times to save my country." She was no longer the saint praying for the dead at the altar. A fierce en ergy possessed her. Her words filled me with something akin to horror. She extolled a murderess. Were her own hands red with murder? "It is the price I must pay," she con tinued gloomily. "I pay It without murmuring, if I were a man I should be fighting for my poor people with the sword. I am a weak woman. I must fight with a woman's weapons. Sometimes those weapons have been spying, even what you might call treachery. Say that you despise me." "The story," I cried. "Your prelude, madam, is not fortunate." She shook .her head wearily. Did she despair already of my aid? "Nevertheless, I say these weapons are sometimes necessary in my un- 'SlK's " - 1 equal fight for an oppressed race.! When I use them against enemies, far from feeling remorse of pity, I glory in causing pain. But sometimes there crosses my path one whom I respect, who -is generous and strong. It is then that I shudder at the suffering I must cause. But I do not spare him, however brave and generous he may be." "Such a one was Sir Mortimer Brett," I interrupted sternly. "For my country I glory that Sir Mortimer .has stooped to dishonor. For my country you must bear the burden of his dishonor." .She spoke rapidly, her voice rising from a whisper to a cry that was stri dent and harsh. She made strange gestures as though she were in physi cal pain, striking the talkie with her open palm as she spoke the last words. "I must bear the burden of Sir Mor timer's dishonor!" Now that the words were spoken I knew that I had expected them. For this I had come to the chateau. This was my task. " x t "You will do this not for me; I am not so mad as to dream' that' now. I am your enemy in spite "'of myself. Presently you will despise me and hate me. But you cannot escape from the ordeal. But for that other woman the woman you have sworn to help for her you will make the sacrifice." "You speak in riddles," I said cold ly. "Enough of vague menace and warning." . "She will go down on her knees to you. She will offer you any reward, any happiness. In saving the honor of her name, you must stoop to dis honor." "Never! Honor Is not to be pur chased in that coin." "Or what the world calls dishonor," added in eager haste. "It is the rtive that exalts the deed. Is it not ,cays noble to suffer for another? ad it is not merely the happiness of Was Unnoticed. one woman I place in your bands. It is the chastity of a thousand women the appeasing of the hunger of ten thousand children the destiny of a race." "You will find that I am not to be moved by these heroics. Tell me how I am to save the honor of Sir Morti mer Brett" "What in the sight of God is a lie," she continued vehemently, heedless of my impatience, "if it will save the pure soul of a yotmg girl, if it will give back children to their mothers? Say boldly that I am asking you to act a lie? Look, we will no longer fool our; selves. I ask you to do a little evil that much good may come. I ask yon to submit to disgrace, not merely for this woman of your own society, but that you may be the savior of a na tion. Monsieur, be merciful!" "The facts!" I insisted. "First of all, though it may weary you, I wish to tell you a little of my self. My parents were of that most unhappy race, the Macedonian Chris tians. My father was rich, for that country; we were happy. But when I was a child I was awakened one night by the crash of musketry and the glare of flames. The Turkish butchers had attacked our vilayet I saw my That Potent Used by Great Whist Expert to Re buke Carping Partner. Mrs. Hollingsworth Andrews, of Philadelphia, is one of the best whist players in America. She will not, however, play for money. She holds that no mother should gamble. Mrs. Andrews at the end of a dis cussion on gambling, said the other day: "Never play for a stake if you have children, and never say to your partner in any case at the end of a game, 'If you had done this or that the outcome would have been different' Whenever I have a partner of the 'If you had' kind, I think of the great Cavendish. "Cavendish, the famous whist ex pert when a partner said to him. If you had done so-and-so we'd have made so-and-so,' always replied: '"Did you ever hear the story of your uncle and your aunt? A Sister snatched from her mother's arms and stabbed before my eyes. A blow felled my mother. ( My father was thrown to earth, manacled and trodden upon. I was taken captive. "My fate would have been even more horrible had I not been he cap tive of a Turkish officer who was kind to me and adopted me. But he was one of that hated race, and secretly I tolerated his kindness only to be re venged. In some way he offended" the Sultan; my protector was banished. We lived in Paris. "At last the hour of my vengeance came. He had an enemy, one of his own race. I betrayed him. He died a violent death, and that night, I think, I was happy. "I found myself rich; he had left me everything. I was beautiful and well educated; a life of .pleasure lay be fore me. Well, I have drunk deep of the cup of pleasure. But that I might be happy? No. 'If I have banqueted with princes, it was to learn their secrets. I have flattered and cajoled enemies that I might betray them. Sometimes I have betrayed my friends. In short, I am consecrated to my country. ' For'her I have made myself an adventuress. If I could not direct ly further her cause, there were se crets to be bought and sold at a price. The money purchased bread and arms. I have schemed, intrigued, betrayed, tempted always to bring Macedonia one step nearer her freedom." "Madame de Varnier," I interrupted, with a brutal directness, "at any other time these personal reminiscences might be interesting enough, but now" "You are adamant," she cried de spairingly. "It is impossible, it seems, to awaken your sympathy. Then I must appeal to your intelligence. You must understand something of the political situation." "I know enough of tnat already. Once more I must beg you to come to the episode of Sir Mortimer Brett" "How can you know anything of the complexities of the Balkan situation?" she demanded, .at once startled and surprised. "Suffice it that I know this: Prince Ferdinand of Bulgaria will invade Turkish Macedonia, and free that ter ritory from the Turkish yoke, if his army is financed by Kuhn, a banker of New York City but a Macedonian by birth. This banker makes one stipulation: Bulgaria must have Eng land's promise of her moral support; England must promise Bulgaria a free field. Sir Mortimer Brett was to have gained that promise from England. You made Sir Mortimer the victim of your intrigues. How, and to what ex tentthat is what I wish to know." "I was sent to Sbfla to accomplish that It seemed a hopeless task. For 15 years he had resisted every en treaty and bribe. He had the absolute confidence of the British Foreign Of fice. Biit it was necessary to win him over at any cost. We had secret in formation to the effect that if he ad vised England's interference she would interfere. "You are impatient; I shall not weary you by telling of my efforts. Sir Mortimer was a cold man and ex tremely difficult of approach. For some time I despaired of influencing him. But I learned at last that be neath his calm exterior was actually a heart that throbbed for the suffer ings of Macedonia." "How did you learn this?" I de manded, curiously, as she paused. "You will despise me the more when I tell you," she replied hesitatingly, and her face was scarlet I stole his diary. It seems atrocious to you that I should so have repaid his kindness; but I have told you that to play the spy, to be the high priestess of cun ning, has been my lot This diary re vealed to me Sir Mortimer's true char acter. "I have said that he was extremely reserved, a virtue that all diplomatists must possess. He was never to be tricked or excited into a rash state ment. Every word he spoke with the precision of an automaton, because every spoken word was weighed." "And he found relief by giving ex pression to his emotions in his diary?" "Yes; what he had hidden from the world there he revealed; and in the pages of this diary I learned two facts that were of vital importance to me. "I think I can guess them," I said coldly. "First, that Sir Mortimer loved you; secondly, that he was tempted to put an end to the atrocities In 'Mace donia by advocating England's support of Bulgaria." "Since yon have taken the first fact for granted, I shall not contradict you. But I told you that Sir Mortimer found relief in his diary for the emotions which he sternly repressed before the world. As to your second guess, it Is only partially correct I learned'much more than that I learned that he was in correspondence with the banker. Otto Kuhn. He had given .to this banker a half-promise that he would do his utmost to influence England, provided that Kuhn financed the in vasion in a sufficiently liberal manner to insure its success." "And with the information obtained so treacherously your task was easy." i (TO BE CONTINUED.) Word "If 99 "If the player had heard it he would at once become silent, not wishing to hear it again. If he had not heard it he would pause in his post-mortem of the game and say: " 'No. Tell it to me.' "Then Cavendish would frown and say in a solemn voice: " 'If your aunt had been a man she would have been your uncle."' Equity. Until recently there was a partner ship existing between two - darky blacksmiths in an Alabama town. The dissolution of this association was made known by a notice nailed upon the door of the smithy, which notice ran as follows: "The kopardnershlp heretofor rejist in between me and Mose Jenkins is heerby resolved. All persons owing the firm will settel with 'me, and all perrsons that the firm owes to will settel with' Mose." Harper's Weeklf. m orc jailor VVVVVVVVVVMVVVVVVMAmMAMMVMAAAMAWVMMMAMMMffMffMMtJM New York. Of the several monorail systems demonstrated during the last naif-dozen years, none is so fascinat ing and astonishingly spectacular as the gyroscope car, recently exhibited in England by its inventor, Louis Brennan, C. B. Unlike some other attempts to solve the problem of transferring passen gers and freight speedily, safely and cheaply from one city to another, Mr. Brennan'8 system is so exceedingly simple that wonder is expressed that it was not before thought of and given to an expectant world. The Monorail Principle. The principle, of course, is not new, for 75 years hare passed since Prof. W. R. Johnson devised the gyroscope. In order to illustrate the dynamics of rotating bodies, and his Invention, in the shape of a toy, is familiar to every one; but the application, or at least the method of applying the gyroscope to balance a car suspended upon a single rail or a cable, is entirely novel. Some years ago a certain scientist ap plied the principle to a bo?t but, while he was eminent, he was impractical, and the invention was a failure. The principle was sound, and if it were not, the inhabitants of this planet would have a sorry time of it, for every day and constantly the earth, revolving around the sun, and spin ning as it goes, shows the principle in use. While the gyroscope car is an orig inal invention the monorail is by no means untried. There is a monorail way in operation to-day in Germany. Cars have been running upon the sys tem, which follows the River Wupper through Barmen, Elberfeld and Woh winkel, for the last three years. By this system the wheels are on top of the cars, which travel on an elevated road from which they are suspended. Balance is easily obtained and fairly high speeds are said to have been se cured. System Used in Ireland. About four years ago a monorail system was tried at Ballybunnion, Ire land. This was a ground railway, and the line being only some 15 miles jfuje raitway long was only experimental. Both cars and locomotive straddled the road, embracing it as a rider does a horse. Stability was obtained by a set of wheels which followed a rail on either side of the , triangular track. While the weight was borne by one rail, in reality there were three rails, for without the guide rails traveling on the road would have been, to say the least, precarious. Speeds of 110 miles an hour have been made, if the claims be credited. Prof. C. A. Albertson, an electrical engineer, invented a magnetic mono rail system which, three years ago, excited considerable enthusiasm. By this system electric magnets gripped the rail, raised the load and permitted exceedingly high speeds. A speed of 432 miles an hour was said to be pos sible by this system, but it is needless to add, these figures are entirely theo retical. German Road Successful. The Irish monorail and the German aerial system have been put to prac tical test and the latter, especially, appears to have been regarded as suc cessful. Neither, however, has led to the building of any similar roads. Re markable and picturesque 'as are both these railways, Mr. Brennan's gyro scope system has excited far more wonderment High speed is one of the advantages claimed for Mr. Brennan's gyroscope AFTER DOC SMILEY DIED. Second Phase .of Wire Drumming That Annoyed Other Operators. "Doc Smiley was a fusser on the wire," said the talkative railroad op erator to a New York Sun writer. "I always contended that the wires in his brain box were crossed. "One of his bugs was drumming on the wires at night He could give the best imitation of 'Pop Goes the Weasel' you ever hear "This was very irritating to the peaceable and quiet-loving operators along the line who wanted to rest o' nights, if such a thing were possible. But you might as well try to get a chorus girl to don a raincoat at a Saranac hotel fire as to try to make Doc stop his drumming. "However, the end must come to all of as, and Doc Smiley passed in last spring. We all contributed to the fund for buying floral pieces, 'At Rest,' and 'Gates Ajar,' with consider able liberality and ease of mind. Not that we Were particularly glad at his death, but every one thought he would be better off on the other' end of the I nil I n flfm B MmWffmmwSOfmWOmr Srm ftope, car. He is quoted as predicting that 300 miles an hour is neither impossi ble nor impracticable. It is true that few persons would be wining to in trust themselves In a railway train maintaining such speed, and in prac tice it might be found more profitable to saunter along the monorail at a mere 125 miles an hour. Together with this tremendous speed, according to the inventor, the monorail system carries absolute safety with reliabil ity. The high speed, he says, will rest rather than fatigue those who travel by the monorail. The illustrations of Mr. Brennan's Invention explain rather graphically how he applies the gyroscope to his two-wheel car. It should be under stood that this is the Invention. The motor which actuates and propels the car is no novelty, and the car itself, which seems to be built upon the chas sis of an automobile, is only experi mental. Brennan's Modus Operandi. Fitted on the car are two flywheels, which are revolved by electric motors in different directions at high veloci ties. To reduce friction the flywheels revolve in -vacuums. So great is the energy stored up in the wheels by this means that if the driving power is cut oft altogether when they are revolving at full speed the wheels will still run at a sufficient velocity to give stabil ity to the vehicle for a long time from 15 minutes to an hour is the claim. So far. as the gyroscopes are con cerned, it is said that they are so ar ranged that they work automatically and do not require the watchfulness of human control. The car may be driven by any of the powers now in use electricity, gasoline or steam. The mechanism is a very small part of the car. In the model it amounts to five per cent, of the total weight of the car, but in the full-sized vehicle now being constructed it will be proportion ately less two per cent is the esti mate. Speed of the Gyroscopes. In the models the gyroscopes run at the rate of about 7,000 revolutions a carnages tf Me ftto" minute; in the full-sized machine they will run at a rate of about 3,000. To guard against the intense wear and tear of the delicate mechanism, the gyroscope machinery is fitted with ball bearings. Mr. Brennan has introduced his own system of lubrication, which causes the working part to run on a constant film of oil, and reduces the friction to an infinitesimal minimum. Now, the remarkable feature of this car is found when the load Is moved to one side. Ordinarily that side should be lower than the light side, but with the gyroscope monorail the reverse is the case. The heavy side actually rises higher than the side that is light, owing' to the balancing impulse of the gyroscope machinery. Little electric current is required to run the "gyros." owing to the care taken to reduce friction to a minimum. But it is essential while the car is on the rail or on a cable for it can run upon either and maintain its balance that the "gyros" continue in mo tion. When their spinning comes to ah end, the car, naturally, falls over on its side. The "gyros" are so nicely5 poised and so well lubricated that, as has been remarked, they continue to rotate for some time after the power which drives them is cut off. In order to provide against accidents, the car is equipped with what might be called a crutch, which may be let down by the movement of a lever, and so main- circuit controlled by Little Bright Eyes than on earth. "One- would naturally suppose that after Doc passed over to the great majority the rat-tat-tating and 'Pop Goes the Weasellng would cease. But it didn't No, sirree. - "It was quiet for a couple of nights after the funeral, till Doc got his bearings over on the new shift. On the third night, however, the drum ming started up about midnight and kept it up till nigh on to morning. "There was only one difference from when Doc was alive. I will say that Smiley had sense enough to keep quiet if anyone bad a message or a train report to send. Doc's shade, or control, or whatever was doing the drumming after death, was not so considerate. It. would butt in on train orders, business or any old thing. "The nuisance had us pretty well tied up and the company got its wire testers out, tracing up and down to find out just where Little Bright Eyes cut in on the job. "These fellows had a good deal of difficulty, but they finally gumshoed tained at level while the car "gyros" are at rest Kept Secret for Two-Years. Although Mr. Brennan completed Ma monorail two years ago, at the request of the British war office he kept it se cret, nntil a month or so ago, when an exhibition took place before the Royal society. Mr. Brennan showed his working model in his own grounds at Chatham to a few persons who are In terested in the novel railway. At the demonstration at his home, where he has laid a rail and stretched a cable which together give. in mini ature almost every difficult kind of country to which railroading is lia ble, Mr. Brennan's little car, which is built to one-eighth scale, carried a man weighing 140 pounds. Daring one of the v tests the. Inventor's little- daughter was a passenger. The machine dashed up inclines of one In five, and , skirted along the side of a hill which sloped at an angle of 45. Round acute carves it ran without any loss of sta bility or appreciable loss of speed. It crossed miniature chasms ost a cable and was stopped halfway i until it was photographed, bat lost its balance. A steer cable was laid on the ground in the form of a monogram, and around this the gyro car traced its way with precision and celerity. Mr. Brennan, who is 55 years old, is best known for his torpedo, which the British government purchased some years ago for half a million dollars. For this invention, which Is highly re garded in British naval circles. Mr. Brennan was made a companion of the bath in 1892. He Is consulting en gineer of the Brennan torpedo factory. He says the gyroscope- car is an in vention noon which he has been en gaged nearly all his life. The idea ir-"e! Diagram ef the Car. came to him when he first traveled along an Australian road. The road was badly made, full of ruts, and the bodies, of the cars rested on leather instead of springs. During part of his experiments the British war office came to Mr. Bren nan's aid, for the army council be lieves the possession of the monorail of the greatest importance. The war office gave the inventor $10,000 to con tinue his experiments, and the council not only made frequent visits to the workshop, but invited the inventor to give two confidential lectures on the subject before the chiefs of the corps of engineers at Chatham. To Run in India. It is believed that the first practical monorail using the gyroscope will be built in India, for the India office re cently granted the Inventor $25,000 to continue his experiments, and Mr. Brennan has intimated that it is in the British colonies that the system will first be put into actual use. CAT AND CANARY CHUMMED. Strange Friendship That Was Ended in Tragic Manner. This is the strange tale of Dick and Tom. Dick was a pretty, jolly, and very tame canary. Tom is the intelli gent cat which allows the family of the narrator to live with him. He is a noble fellow, as good as gold. Dick and Tom were great friends. The bird had much freedom and would often rest between Tom's two front paws and chirp away at him. Sometimes the cat would lap the birdie's feathers, so' very gently, yet it was thought by onlookers the little creature did not really enjoy the bath, but he would endure it for a little while. When the cage door was opened he would fly out and first rest on Tom's head right be tween his ears and begin to sing, the cat keeping as still as a mouse until his little playfellow finished his song. The trick took place nearly every morning. But one day a strange pass, marked like Tom, wandered into the room and the maid, believing it was Tom, opened the cage door. Dick flew toward the usurper to rest on the friendly head, as usual, but there was a wild spring, a snap, and poor little Dick was dead! There has been mourning in that household, and none of the humans has grieved more or felt worse than old Tom. who goes mewing and calling for the little bird. But no pretty flu of yellow and green flies to him, chirping-cheerful greetings. Awaiting the News. "You're early this .morning, sir." said the milkman. "Out for a little fresh air, sir, I suppose." "I dunno," replied Popley. "can't tell whether it's an heir or an heir ess yet I've just been for the doc tor." Tourist What do the people round here live on. Pat? Jarvey Pies. sorr. mainly, and tour- 1 ists in the summer. Punch. the trouble to where the wires pass under the river on a big cable. A diver was sent down to investigate and what do you think? Little Bright Eyes had taken the form of a fish with a piece of copper wire attached to its tail. "You see it was this way: I'was out snarin suckers in one of the creeks that empties into the big river one afternoon. I got a big one in the snare and had just about land ed him when Jie took fielder's choice and with a powerful swish of his tail yanked the copper wire snare loose. "Since that time the big fish .had been swimming down stream with the copper wire trailing In his wake. In crossing the cable the wire got caught in the insulation and held the fish fast "The snare made a connection with our railroad wire. Of course the fish made strenuous efforts to, get loose and every time be swished his tail he'd make dots on our wires, just like one of those patent wigwag, auto matic sending machines which are coming into us. Strange mix-up, wasn't itr . I srA Hi I m " tTBsjfte Mm 1 i II I gafttoBaMrCisVidbH Ml 5.' FI i .