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WSSHHDAT. MAY 8. 1
K. G. STROTHER.
F. C STKOTHER. .
Alllaws agmiart traits and illegal
"'corponUioM were paned by repabli-
caas and enforce-.by them. Olney,
Clereland's attorney general, said
tkeae laws were dead letters. Olney
was the Telegram's preferred candi
dateibr the democratic nomination for
president three years ago! Nuf sed.
It has been over two months since
Senator Spooner resigned his office
and the Wisconsin legislature has
been canvassing and balloting ever
since, in an effort to elect his succes
sor, tat so ikr without succees.' There
is really no one man in the state of
Wisconsin who can folly replace
Spooner,forhe was the great consti
tutional lawyer in the senate. Wis
consin might as well get along with
one United States senator for the next
year.
The selection of the Millet corner,
Fourteenth and X for the Y. M. C.
A. bniiding, is a very satisfactory one,
to the great majority of the subscribers'
and onr people generally. The only
objection we hear is one by a few of
our people who think that the entire
half block north of our beautiful park
shomld have been reserved for our new
court honse, but the committee making
this selection were appointed for the
T. If. C. A. location and had nothing
to do with the court houseproposition.
It is conceded on all sides that Platte
county needs a new court house. Let
the Commercial Club' start the :agita
tion for it at once.
Post office Inspector Grogan was in
town -last .Friday .and Saturday to
investigate the request of Postmaster
for an additional city' letter
No one .can, positively predict
the nature of his report, but from per
sonal conversation we gather about the
following fads: There are enough
additional people entitled to city de
livery to employ another carrier, but
they live in houses mostly that are
not supplied with numbers, and not
enough sidewalks and street crossings.
" Put down more walks and crossings,
number your houses and this fall an
other carrier will undoubtedly be
appointed.
Our esteemed 'brother, Edgar Ho
ward, in The Telegram, roasts the re
publician supreme court for appointng
none but republicans on the supreme
court commission. He admits the
appointees are all able attorneys, - well
qualified for the. work, but he thinks,
there should have been a. populist or
democrat appointed. Brother Ho-
.ward knot consistent, he does not
concede to his opponent what he claim
for himself. Time -ami again he has
asked that, no matter how good a re
publician mayor we had, he should be
replaced by a democrat In our
Platte county court house every man,
woman or child must be a democrat
before he or she can get a job, and
Howard's position is largely respon
sible for it Now let Brother Ho-
ward take his own medicine,
Jm the mention in last week's paper
of the probable presidential nominee
of the republican party, we omitted 2
names which we think should receive
"honorable mention," at least The
first is speaker. Joseph Cannon of Dan
vilk, DL, and the other is our great
Secretary of the state, FJihu Boot, of
New York. Joe Cannon would make
a ideal candidate and -would be a
sure winner in the election, if he
not o oia.. ut coarse, tney say a
is no older than he feels, and our great
'Uncle Joe surely does not fed over
. Jfty yet he has panned the three score
and ten limit, and the American people
fit republican convention assembled
may want a younger man. All will
aimk that Secretary of State Boot if
aaasinated,. would make a great presi
s. Boot is probably the greatest
legal mind m the world. His great
legal ability made him an attorney for
rich oaraoratMM, oat as
general of the United States he
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The edict has gone out nnd hanoa
fortht,atleastra year, those who
would have a little aomethmg to
qne:cntheirx ahirsTon Sunday aside
from, common water and other soft
drinks, will have to lay in a supply on
Saturday night, because the town
board has willed that. the saloons of
Humphrey shall remain dosed on
Sundays. At the regular meeting of
the board last Monday night this new
ruin was passed and the saloon keepers
have been notified that they must keep
closed on Sundays under penalty of
prosecution and the ruling goes into
effect immediately. We doubt if
there has been a single Sunday in the
past twenty-five years that liquor has
not been sold in Humphrey, and while
it will seem strange and be a little
hard on those who have become ac
customed to their regular drinks on
Sunday, other towns are denied the
privilege of Sunday opening and they
have continued to ezkt, so we cannot
see wherein it will result in nay great
calamity in Humphrey. But think of
it! The lid on tight in Humphrey.
FfaraaOnU.
Killed At Bawdy Boms.
Norfolk is agitated over j another
shooting tragedy, the same
early Tuesday morning at a
ill fame east of the river.
of
Boche,a well known farmer living
four miles southwest of that dry, is
the murderer and Frank Jarmer, a
saloon keeper, the victim. -Both men'
had spent the night at the resort
.They were warm friends for yean and
belonged to the same fraternal order.
Both men were under the influence of
liquor and Boche becamed incensed
when Jarmer tried to force him into a
waiting cab to go to town. Pushing
Jarmer from him Boche drew a revol
ver and shot three times, every bullet
takingoftect One bullett entered the
shoulder and two in the left groin.
Jarmer died in an hour and Boche es
caped.' Both men are married and
have families. Boche killed George
Iveiwithan axe eighteen years ago,
but was acquitted on the plea of self
defense.' . v lelf linnet ling.
So greatly is this world dunging
that it is to be recognised more -and
more that girls as wdl as boys may
and shouldLbe self-supporting. .
The girl who rits around idle all the
busy day, reattT a few French novels,
does a little fancy work, gossips idly
with others who have nothing in partn
cular to do, tangles and untangles
silks and worsteds ad infinitum, and
then waits for some silly young man
(for no young man of good, common
sense would want such a girl for his
wife) to come along and take her off
her own hands, has gone out oflash
ion, -
The girl of the twentieth century,
if she should be popularmust have a
business as well as a boy avocation
of some kind. That it is useful and
needful to all is true. "What," says
some fair, sweet-faced girl, "surely I
don't need it, I am only a child. My
father is rich. In our home of wealth
there is nothing lacking of comfort
and happiness, of beauty and gran
duer.', Ah, yes! but riches often take
to themselves wing, and fly away, and
a turn of fortune's wheel hurls weal
thy people down to poverty everyday.
Your hope paints' your future in azure
and gold. God grant that your dream
may be realised, but there is so great
a danger that they may fail that it is
wise to prepare for a failure; and if in
your pathway theflowers bum bright
ly and over your head shines the sun,
his ever-smiling face from the dear
blue sky, and no dark doads ever
gather o'er you, yon will enjoy them
more for having the unfailing known
ledge that if shipwreck does come you
will have the life boat of a thorough
knowledge to some useful lineof workC
Let us be true to ourselves, study our
own interests, and aim to be true wo
men, who live for some noble cause.
Better learn to do one thing perfectly
than a hundred imperfectly.
And in all our thoughts for the fu
ture aspiring and doing let us remem
ber that to God we owe all our success
gained; that to him we owe our warm
est love, and our brighest, most useful
days. Ex. "
Isw OriU Xaber Law.
The child labor law, house roll No.
9, was passed with the emergency
clause, has been signed by the govern
or and is now in force.
- TnebOl provides that no child un
dex fourteen years of age shall be em
ployed in any theatre, concert hall,
place of .amusement, place where in
toxicatingliquonare sold,nierchaatile
institution, store, often, hotel, man
dry, maanfcetoring establishment,
bowling alley, passenger or freight
etaryor workshop, or as a
or driver therefor. No
cernorsrina shall employ a
chad under feurteea yean of age dur
il . .1 ; ' I -v."E.. "B H A A m A A-A-VA A M m A M A A A A- AA A SB... ..
Children between fourteen and six-
yean of age may be employed in
the above meatinasil nlaeaa except
where' intoxicating liquors are aoM
bwt the employer mast keep on file
and open to " inspection a
from the superintendent of
snowing that the' child hat
the eighth grade or its equivalent or
is a regular attendnant at night
Alist of sU children employed must
be kept potted in a conspicuous place
in the wrsMishment 'Whoever em
ploys a child in violation of the above
provkions shall be fined not nmre
than $50 far each offimse and parent
orguardianwho permits a child under
hiacontrol to be employed in vialation
thereof snail be fined not more than
$20.
No child under sixteen years of age
shall be employed for more than forty
eight hours each, week, nor niore than
eight hours in any one day, nor before
6 o'clock in the morning or after 8
o'dock in the evening. All employ
ers shall post in every room where
children are employed, a printed no
tice stating the hours required of them
each day of the week, the hours for
beginning and quitting work and the
time allowedVfbr dinner.
Whoever contains to employ a
child in violation of this act after
having been notified by the proper
oftcer, shall be fined for every day
thereafter not lets shaa than $5 or
more than $50.
The enforcement of the law is placed
ia the hands of , the truant officer, the
deputy labor commissioner and a
board inspectors of five to bo ap
pointed by the govemorwo of them
to be women. The members of the
board serve without pay and the
chairman must he a resident of the
county employing the most child la
bor, which is Douglas. These officers
are empowered to enter any establish
ment where there is reason to believe
childrem are employed and to make a
thorough investigation. In case any
child is deemed physically incapable
of performing the work required of
such child, the officers may demand a
certificate from a licensed physician
to be designated bp the officer, as to
the fitness of the child.
it Still
Sunday's World Herald had quite
an article about a paotpective power
cannal running from Fremont to this
dty, emptying in the Missouri river.
The water k to be taken from the
Platte, near Fremont and the supply
augemented by the Elkhorn near
Arlington. The writer figured that
when the canal reached the Missouri
river a fall of eighty feet could be ob
tained which would furnish 17,190
horsepower. This could (be turned
into a 2,2000 watt current of dectri
dty and would make cheap power
for Omaha and ill the small towns
around here. It would take consider
able capital to carry thw plan out but
engineers says it is entirely feasible
and would make much cheaper dower
than burning the cheapest coal.
Be Mare Cartful.
The Bonfert Wine and spirit cir
cular, one of the foremost liquor jour
nals of our states, gives warning, and
tells of the swerping change of senti
ment which is, year by year, coming
over the country. It says: "If there
is one thing that seems settled beyond
question, it is that the retail liquor
trade of this country matt cither
mend its ways materially or be pro
hibited in all places save the business
or tenderloin precincts of our larger
dties.' "If the Anti-saloon League
can maintain its present organixution,
it looks as if it will certainly destroy
the legalised saloon in all the south
ern states, excepting perhaps in
Missouri, and it is certainly making
strong headway in Indiana, Ohio
Illinois, Wisconsin. Minnesota and
many others Western and Northern
SAVED BY
SHORTY
1 don't know mat we would all
have keen nuueacred If Snortr nadat
blown Into T on tntf. tnrounk
trelgkt that day," said Col. B .
BTowiag reminiscent "but if a rakMts
to coyotes tkat some of as would nave
lost our pretty curls.
-The redskins had been restless for
some time. It was before the days
tkat the government made college
football players out of them, and they
still reseated white men intruding on
their came aveserves and
their nappy nuntlng groinda.
1 was United States marsha
I had a handful of deputtet, ai
a crowd as ever pulled a 44 or
a Winchester, nut they womlda
Hated aa loan as fee eream at
senator If
started on the
"The. Indian agent waa plainly
rled, audi
atlf. A
with his rile
those peaky devils had
warpath.
cavalry
fellows at Washington . always did
thhtic that they knew more than the
men on the nrlng Ha. -
Tee, we had.au operator at T .
of those eomkiuatalpn Und, who
ticket, handle trunks and
potatoes and receives train orders for
the extra engine which used to donbM-
Winding Stagemouataias.
waa good enough for the isolated
atutlon.lu ordinary times, but he went
to piece whenever the. Indian agent
would throw those long-winded doner
messages for the interior department
at aim. the gist of which waa a prayer
that the secretary of the interior
wenid aak the attorney general to
plead with the secretary of war, with
the president's . permlkm, to permit
the bugler at the post,. Me miles away,
to sound boots and saddles.
"We seat a man up the railroad to
the cklf dispatcher of the division
aaidag him to send an operator'
who 'could seed dots aad dashes la
bunches without hurting Us lager
aails. We were politely but firmly In
formed that the railroad aeeded all the
men it had ia that forsakea country.
and that we would have to do the best
we could with the amateur at T .
MTU telegraph down the line and
see If I can get yom a nua, but I
aiat making any promises,' was the
best consolation we could get from the
main wire-tapper.
' Things were desperate. I say. when
Shorty came; He want pleasant to
look upon at Irst meeting: I have
seen some cleaner tramps, but he
didn't object to water, aad he scraped
oC his hirsute appendages of. two
weeks' standing when we loaned htm
a razor. After he had tiled his aca
iag voids with a goodly supply of ra
tions and given him a new blue fen
nel shirt, he didn't look naif bad.
1 hear you gazabo are in grave
danger 'of being separated from scalps
If a gentleman of latlmate acquaint
aace with Miss Morse didn't come to
your rescue." was his salutatory, when
he swung dear of the caboose, on
which he had been a deadhead pas-
-1 used to hold down the A. P.
leased wire at Chi', he said. aad I
guess I can shoot all the lightnln' you.
fellows can seed.' .We dlda't know
whether A. P. stood for apple pie or
ask papa, ana" we didn't care when
we saw. that bo' caress the telegraph
key atecttoaately.
"He could have had the only biled
shirt in camp if he'd been so Impo
lite as to ask for it, so much attached
did the boys become to him. He kept
the wires to Washington so hot that
within 48 hours a special arrived with
the troops and the Indians promised
to be good.
"We tried to keep Shorty with us,
but when the government sent him
$10 per day for the two weeks, he
spent at T . he climbed onto the
first passenger train going north. He
didn't object to the company, he said.
but wanted to get back to the white
lights of Broadway. I hope he got
there, because he certainly saved our
bacon.''
Concrete Work in Minos.
The newest innovation that has
taken place ia the method of working
a coal mine is the substitution of con
crete for. the mine timbering. The ex
periments along athis line are being
made by the Reading Coal company
at Sbamokin, Pa. A plant for the
manufacture of these cement props
will be erected at the North Franklin
colliery, Trevorton. from which place
the aew style of "timbering" will be
sent to all the other collieries. The
Reading company has spent consider
able time aad money in determining
the best method for preserving mine
timbers, and the present step seems
to indicate that In the future cement
will replace woodea props.
Disraeli a a Real Humorist.
DUraeU's absorptioa in politics,
which never quite destroyed his love
of literature, is of course familiar to
the most superficial studeat of his sin
gular career. His "profound contempt
for frivolity." referred to by Lady Do
rothy Nevill la her "Reminiscences.''
just published, strikes those who
knew him- as absolutely true.
Disraeli, it, must be remembered,
was a real humorist, and In nine case
out of every ten a real humorist de
spises flippancy. He was also like
many humorists, a melancholy man.
isolated from bis fellows, leading aa
inner life, of which glimpses may be
seen in his biography of Lord George
Beatlack.
OOOO USE FOR PHONOGRAPH.
It Hewle for the Felice When Flat of
Its Owner Is Invaded.
The wave of crime which has been
passiBg over Paris lately aad which
the police seem quite powerless to
prevent has caused the dtlsens to.
adopt various, devices to protect their
'from iavasioa by the Apaches.
having proved utterly useless.
more than .one family has sought pro
tection by placing a stand with a pax
rot or. cockatoo possessing a specially
loud squawk just iasld their flats
everyone in Paris lives in n
An electrical engineer, however.
9uud a phonograph the best pos-
elMe watchmaa. He locates It with
the megaphone attachment directed
to the door and no has wired the hall
arranged batteries so that the
it the door Is opened three
the phonograpn get Into ae
It beams to bellow "Police!
Help! Murder! Thieve!" aad it
keep It up until he gets out of bed
and turns of the current His flat Is
well faraished with plate and other
valuables aad several attempt have
been made to rob It. but
have yet withstood the
hombardment. They run so quickly
that they are never caught.
HI 'AfTMG
by some that the
idustry in the world
wfn he developed
In the Tanganyika
the avopertlea are of
great potential value, and may peeve
sea one of the greatest factors in
ervlltaatlen ante the heart of
la
ef the .heavy
and
Inches
tton.
Afriea. Much Ome m required
tgssulstlsn In the aharoe these may
guelet railway caaaor wen no com-.
plated for Ave yearn or at, anal even
the Rhsissla railways artanelana are
they cu roach the property. Robert
Wllham la the pioneer and, an n
great measure, the organlaer Of tata
marrtnlo of modern tlmea.
Try. Thle Trick,
Two drummers were chatting aa n
trolley car. ' "TO bet you a good Ave
cent cigar." said the first drunmmer,
"that, without aaymg a word I eaa
make the old boy opposite take out
hit watch aad aee what ttme R Is."
Til take, that bet," the ether an-
watcaed the veteran acrose the aisle
until he caught ala eye, when hedrew
forth his watch aad looked at it The
old man, with a thoughtful air, slow
ly unbuttoned hie coat aad conauRed
am own timepiece. "Give me my ci
gar," aaM theerummer. "If a' the
third rve won to-day" on thw trick.
It never, fails."
CMMren.
In the world of music we find
Instances of boys giving
ladleatlon of a remark
an early
Handel and Mosart each .showed a
liking for music when young In years,
and soon madetheir mark. .Handel
began composing a church service for
teats when only
years old, and Before, he.
IS he had composed tared
Mosart began the piano at throe, and
at seven he taught himself -the vwan.
At nine years of age he visited Eng
land, aad on hm departure he gave a
farewell concert, of which all the
symphonies were composed by him-
FSfTSSvS rt InClplS.
Here It a brief summing up of Gen.
N. R. Forrest: "He was a man of
humble birth and little education, n
trader in slaves aad mules, grave,
silent unobtrusive, nut possessed of
military geaius of a high order. Aa a
leader of cavalry he waa unequaled
aad knew no fear. During his service
he was destined to take part in 12t ac
tions, aad to have 17 horses shot un
der him. In one ten sentence he
summed up his art of war: To git
thar first with the most men." From
the "Appeal to. Amu and the Civil
War."
PONCE DK LEON'S SPRING.
W
Hi
is Refused a Sell the Prep
erty for $4e0tH
There are ten acres of
rounding the spot where
Ponce
de
Leon, on hie second visit to what la
now St Augustine, discovered youth.
History tells that he failed to locate
it oh his first visit from Spain to this
section, but that on n second trip, in
1513, he was more successful. The
property, called Neptune springs. Is
owned by n widow, who; with her
daughter, stands at the old-fashioned
well afimir, aad sen the water to tour
ists who visit her in great aumbera.
The water is the purest kind of IRhla,
cool and pleasant to the taste. Re
cently she was offered tiS.tte for Nep
tune springs, which ha other good
springs aside from Ponce on it It la
located a short distance from the
ruins of the old atone wall and gates
of the dty of St Augustine, used
when this waa a province of Spain and
when n Spanish governor general oc
cupied as a residence the building
now used by Uncle Sam as a post of
fice.' Not far away are the ruin of
the eld Spanish Fort Marion, wrecked
and ruined by shell from the gunners
r.
who fought under the stars
stripes. Ponce de Leon'a find In
well within the confines of the dty.
The widow thought it too valuable to
dispose, of. So she refused the oaTer
of 4S.aea and goes on ladling out
water from Ponce's well a though
she had not tossed aside a small for-
LION CLEARED THE YARDl
Pet ef Mlnnesaelis Man
the
Mr. Nelson, who was
by stray dogs burylag bones In hi
garden at Linden Hills, secured n lion
while he waa ia Europe last
paring 2S7.6f for a rather
Mag of beasts, but one that
uanteed in every respect The
lion became a great pet on the way
over and came to know
voles and obey It Its
Henry. Arrived at Linden Hills Mr.
Nelson let Henry out Into the hack
yard' aad simply waited. At 7:34 on
the Irst morning a Newfoundland dog
as large aa a small garage watted late
the yard' to step on the flower beds aa
usual aad to tip over the garbage eaa.
The lion saw the dog eater the yard
aad the dog just barely saw the lion.
"Crunch!" That was alL It waa the
sound made by Henry eating the dog.
At 8:19 n monster bulldog ameUed m
way lato the garden to rip up n yard
of aoU among the petaama. "Kl-yl!"
"Crunch!" The bulldog had gone
hence. By U:3 Henry's score stood:
One Newfoundland, one buD, four fon
terrier, an Irish setter, and two plain
doge. Everything that came Into the
yard collided with the Ron and to. It
waa not Mr. Nelson waa ao joyous
over the experiment that he could not
ne to work that day, but just sat
around aad fek good. Ia six week
the dogs were dther an ia or wore
avoiding the place by going two
blocks the other way. Then the cir
ca came around and the Hon
fat aad glossy that Mr. Nelson
of aim to the met
t for f327.7. MlaasapoUs Jour-
WHAT THE BELL MEANT.
atasklan's Novel Method of tJanailna
At the end of the ballroom floor aa
ROey'a Toudpah i
which the orchestra eat On
tiers of
the ether ran n
key with drtaking tablet i
A ralanc held the
the enaeersL hut there
the enleehera and the
KEATING mi SGHRJuTS
If Vou are not a custo
mer at our store we asK
of you to at least call and
see our provision coun
ters All goods fresh
delicious and quality no
better to be bad call on
us though you don't buy
KEATING aid SCHRMi
Eleventh Street. Colambus, Nebraska.
04444
tated thither I judged the floor to be
on n slant The place was thronged
and very noisy. Ia the midst of a
swinging two-step one of the must-
picked up n cow boll from be
bis feet and jangled it loudly.
"What does that meaar I asked. "A
fight-r "On, no," said a man at my
aide, "the orchestra wants a drink."
aad I saw a white-aproned attendant
scudding toward the stage to take
their orders. At regular intervals the
wild clamor of this bovine neck charm
broke out aad it never failed to gain
attention. Rex Beach in Every
body's. Reynold Tenure In England.
The carlo custom of keyhold ten
ure still prevails at Crowland, the
famous aebey'town in the Lucola
shire feu, where there are a number
of cottages which are neither copy
hold, freehold nor leasehold. They
were originally built on waste land,
and In each case the possessor of the
key hold an undisputed tenancy. Al
though aome of the occupiers have re
placed the mud and thatched dwell
ings of antiquity with brick and slated
buildings, they have ao power to sell
or will them away, for they have no
deeds.. On a tenant dying the first
person to cross the threshold takes
his place, if he so desires. Many de
vices have been resorted to to obtain
the keys. The properties carry a
county vote, but the poor law gaar
dlans always refnse to grant relief to
the tenants. London Globe.
Refuge for Cat
One day this week, whea the
rapidly turning to slush.
when 8t Paul's churchyard was be
reft of Its wonted groups of mncheou
hour strollers, one of the churchyard
cats, an unusually soiled and wild
looking spedmen, was seen perched
upon the narrow top of a weather
worn headstone. The space was un
comfortably narrow, and. to keep
from falling, the animal waa. forced
to dutch unceasingly. But the stone
was dry, the churchyard walks were
flooded, ao the cat stayed, a soiled hit
of white and black fur. suspicious
but apparently resigned. New York
Post
Plato of Caterpillar.
Travellers In the Wodougn
Bamawartha districts find it difficult
writes our Melbourne correspondent
to get their horses to face the cater
pillar that swarm the country roads
They are denuding vegetation, aad it
la feared the vineyard wiU be devas
tated. An excursion train, when sev
en miles from Penshurst was brought
to a standstill through dense msiatt
of the insects blocking the rails. The
wheels, crushiag them to death, aUd
ded from the rail. Loudon Bally
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Harwood'a
had Invited him down to her country
place to stop over the holidays. He
arrived just before dinner, to find that
he had left ala golf duba behind him.
It waa most exasperating; but hJa
cousin comforted him somewhat by
promptly offering the use of her club.
The next day he started early for the
links with Evelyn's husband, but In an
hour ho was hack again. "Were the
clubs so bad?" she lneufred; "couMu't
you finish the game?" He answered
shortly that he had not cared to finish
the game of course there waa aoth
lag the matter with the dub. When
-Evelyn's husband cam -home for
luncheon at aoon she gueetloned him.
"What's wrong with Bob. Henryr she
asked; "didn't the game go
oeth-
d't
Iyr Her husband chuchled. "It
your dubs." ho explained. 1 don't
wonder he Isn't happy. He waa pre
paring to tee on at the hole In front
of the clubhouse, with a let of girl oa
the veranda watching him. He picked
up your bag of duba to take out the
'driver.' but R waa caught In aome
way. aad he turned the bag npside
down to shake It loose. The driver
tumbled out then, and wRh K came
your false fringe, your powder puff.
your green veil, aad that little Ivory
htadglass you carry around. Bo you
wonder his feelings are somewhat
bruised?" Harper's Hagaxtn.
TORY OF FAMOUS HYMN.
'All Gtary, Land' mat Hsasuv Writ-
ten hi a Fvlssn.
A popular hymn la Theodulph'a "AH
glory, laud and honour.' beloagmg to
the ninth century, and said to have
been written by the poet while hm An
gers prison. The author of "Hymns
and Their Makers" euotea a legend hi
relation to its use on Palm Sunday.
821. to the effect that when Louis the
Pious, kiag of France, waa at Angers,
he took part In the usual proeceatoa
of laity and clergy, and aa the proces
sion pessed the place where St Theo
dulph, the bishop of Orleans, had long
been Incarcerated he was seen stand
ing at the open window of hi cell,
and there, amid the alleace of the
pie. he saag hi hymn, to the
of the king, who at once ordered him
to be set at liberty and restored to his
see. Ia some minor detail thla legend
la referred to by other writer aswelL
The original i toe long to be suavia
modern services, aa R haa no fewer
78 line. The verse usually
at our hymnal are but a frag-
t of the original hymn, which, wRh
r less Abbreviation, haa
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