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Mte MiniaaHhdd. te Imi taM ' TWf in BrMdMiMf - .(1 mde x kk nndMoe at' t: Cfc Ototfb iHimfl toOolmtb Dwrttor. in tha Cn y . w-rt iaUl-tW0t. fcG. """"w f fe?-. ., Mil " If mmp am I S3 wrkmtatkia O 11 '"- - ..nl J rkMk & Hniaiav ;e , uiu. wtw w - tke Imp bride t thHtiM aCthe ia good ooaditkmfor lMStVn.4. MarriU bua- s dMM ia Aadraw Ebner'a Sataidajaaaalag. aad thera bif crowd ia Maad Baimaaia wOolaaibM for lamia diuaaVlag, and wkitotaaraiiatthakoMeotC. A.Lin- Hartaun,wao haa been Kriog taxm, aoredto Polk waak and I. & Ebyof oa thaplaoahavaeat JtataVa. 3. MiaaEUaa Sahl, rataraad to Nortk Baad 8aadaj( aftar a waaka' Visit at tba koaaaoCMr. aad Mn. Joka Bmakan. MiaaLoaiaB Saafidd, who is laandna; tha draai aukiaf trada in Golambna awaatSaadaj at bona. Pater Ooapoaa, having reatad hie farm to hie bora, will aaore into the new hoata, which he haa joat eomplatad, ia Mra.J. O. Laaachea aad daugfatar Aaala, leara 8aUrdaj for (Hdaaberg. where they will speed the itiag. The ballgaaw laat Sandaj between theSbellGraek Atheleta andthefilaee raealtedhiaaoore of eight to twelve in fhTcroCtheAthaletaa. . t - Peter tfchautt, aeooaipanied by Dan Sehroader. left for Speed. Kan last Friday, atarhrg tha trip overland in a covered wagoa. Mr. Schnidt owns a tana aear that place and he goes to, look after ik 1 ltattlt.1. Bart Ellia m doing considerable feoo- this Xaarly all the farmers oa oar route are flowing for corn. W. T. Eraat has been appointed road ia District L The aasaU pox qaarantine on tbaBecn told place haa been raised. Joseph Schacher, on the eoont; farm, ahellad aadaaarketed core this week. Towaahip aaaeaaor 8bert Heibel ia oat hard at work on oar roate this week. Harry Brb k vhntiag hie uncle and aaat, Mr. and Mrs. H, B. Seed, for a Ed. O. Iioaeka ia karrowing bis fall wheat to Ioobbb up the sard crast that haa for seed oa top of the ground. Mr. aad Mia. Oaaa. Madura of Omaha came ap to attend the funeral of Mia. Aaaa Milkea, mother of Mra. Madura. MABBAUD SOFT COAX OmvEKS FILLED PROMPT LY, p: d. smith lumber CO. THE LAZIEST MAN ALIVE. After 29 Yaara in lad He la Obliged ta Get Up. What may well be the world'a rec ari haa been established by a man earned Jamea Thompson, who went to had la 1877 aad did not leave It unto boat a fortnight ago. "The laziest man alive was a term applied to him by -the Largaa guardians, aaya the Loadoa Telegraph. Thompson, who Uvea with hia moth er at Clara, Lurgaa. waa atill a youth whea he began his long rest He waa lookad .after by hia mother, and hia nreaeacc la the house was hardly known to the villager. He would have remained la bed for the rest of aJa llf e ia all probability had not a crhaa occurred la hia domestic af fairs. ' Mra. Thompson who la now 89 yaara of age, waa at that time taken ID. aad hat to be removed to the TJakm iatrmary. Left helplessly alone, Thompaom waa compelled to get up. A eearch waa made for the salt which ha discarded 19 years ago, bathe waa able to dreas without assistance. Two aesghbora were called in, aad the work of aaaeexlag kirn into the occupied the three mea a vaaiac When dressed he waa ao tired to walk and an ambulance had to be brought to convey him fo the Uaioa. He reposed there untU well enough to leave whea he followed her he waa compelled the guardians refused aa of the caae came out tea relieving omeer applied to for relief for who haa only occa- eaergetic to Aua- allowed It peace a of the atory :; WaskiMth iMchi O . w aa tk Diokiaaoa eewtj laat FaBartaa awvad ai. home. Thai time to walk, aa i ana juargaa gaardlaaa a - . . - ,T- aaaa who -have amlgjislei - " weak. The recital V- VaBmMal taM SaaaU'aBBBmmMV r i That Which Prampta. " 'y,-- A man may he aaoyed ap by the :. aamnaa atato wild eaatre to brave amy fagaiabla peril; bat he cannot PX eafealy aaa oae he loves braving the Vaaaaa pari: aimaly becaaae he cannot r- '. 'ad Mamt haat that which may. .r-j vL;a aa thai annr sjbmI SbIb I ; s-aaaaaa..j i "a hh mi i -W-aaw.lhe aewer tthat ia to overcome it I . - T wmuwuwwwwwwwwwm am.mmmmrmmmmmm uuum m aaaB -- -- WW Wmm fliT.HT -" '-ya Oar comic papers win coatJaaa for a time, to represent the countrymen aa a peraoa with hay Jn his hair, a doable handful of beard on hia chin, clothing with many patches aad boota of cow hide. This blithering bumpkin Is de picted as baying green goods of city men, whoso wickedness ia aappoaed to count as wisdom. Bat the truth is that the country man of to-day has cat hia eye teeth upon, ezperieace and keepa them sharpened oa books aad aewspapers, for which he haa more ase and reverence than thoae who have hourly editions thrust upon them. The rustic can ao longer remala the clodhopper of comedy, even If he would. Those material changea that we fondly count as progress are as In escapable among the bills aa they are in the tenement. The village now has Ita telephone, its electric light some times aa many aa two Ita free library, its high school, its improvement asso ciation, its, health omeer and ita occa sional lecturer oa 'cows. aad agricul ture; whereas the sole center of au thority, intellectual endeavor aad so cial activity was formerly the church. Nor is the farmer distinguishable by his recent acquisition of band-me-down clothes, for they are shaped after re cent patterns and are made of aa good materials as are other folks'. Indeed, If he Uvea near one of thoae New Eng land mills, where ttey weave wooolen cloth that la three-fourths shoddy the chances are that he knows better than the city man what to avoid and geta better clothes for -leas money. He drives a shiny carriage, haa a melo deon if not a piano in the, house, takes a daily paper as well aa a coun try weekly and has been to Boston or New York or Chicago. Differences between the farmer and the city man are even leas In respect of way8 of life and modes of thought than in these matters of clothing aad custom. The fanner has broadened out of late. He haa a concern in the business of the nation, although he does not view problems and complexi ties at close range, having in his farm enough for his needs and fewer ex penses than the peraoa who is deep In society and whose station or calling' demands a large and constant outgo. It ia the farmer who for years haa been receiving the least for bis prod uct and paying most for his "bought en" necessities, and It la the farmer who has been systematically over looked by the politicians he has helped to oflce. The material gains 'which have been forced from capital by trade unions have roused his. interest, per haps his envy, and as he broadens and becomes increasingly worldly minded his demands and his needs must be heeded. The sons of this ruddy-faced and hearty citizen All the pulpit and the bench, and they are known on 'change and they head companies. When he is chosen to congress, as men of strength and merit always risk being chosen, the once bumpkin will have' a voice in the conduct of affairs. And this is as it should be. Mea must be grounded firmly In nature or they decay,, individually and socially. An that will lead men back to the solL to places of strength and health," toxalm, to readiness In setf -resource makea for the endurance of the state and of the institutes of civilization. Crime and discontent do not pertain to the tillage of our fields; envy Is not a trait of villages; small places have small vices, it is true, of which tippling and gossip are the worst, but they are nurseries of men who take the puce of those weakened by the life of towns. And It Isfor these men of red blood nd free speech that place must be made. The outward marks that pro claimed, them country men being lost, we shall the more freely concede those merits that qualify them for station. The bumpkin has passed because bis age and his country have called to him to be not a man among cattle, but a man among men.-Brooklyn Eagle. Different at Home. "let," said the congressman who was home for a day or two on private business, 1 guess well spend a couple of billions or so before we finally ad journ. How much are thoae egga?" Thirty-two cents," the storekeeper replied "Thirty-two cents!" cried the ex travagant congressman. That'a an outrage! I've never paid more than 30 cents for eggs and 111 beblamed If I pay any more bow. Gimme a pound of codfish." In the Coming Daya. Husband. Maria, thia is going to be a closely contested election, aad we've got to get everybody out. You'll have to hurry or you'll be too late. - Wife. Gracious, John! I can't vote to-day. There's ao ase la talking about it I haven't a thing that'a fit to wear to the polls. Chicago Trib- The youth of France," aays a Paris paper, "applauds the Preach law makers becauae of the bill which waa recently passed wiping out a vener able clause In the Code Napoleon." The new law provides that "a riage contract may be entered into tween a man aad a 21 years old," without the consent of the parents of either. Thia," says the French writer, la a long atop toward the equality of man with woman, woman, arrording to the old law. fully competent to make a agreement at 21, bat the man, al though 'of age' in an other respects at that time of hia. life, was watt four yearn if, at 21 hia refused to consent to his Chfldrea love their parents jest as much as they" ever ens," says fee writer, "bat the abrogation of tha law shows that the any of mala over ai Jeet appMaaMn the as a had aad a that the ward 'sab-1 . ' faaafly or, tat nanto . M. - i . . aaasry aaataT . - TB1E, ! P sasSwmalasSa? I - MnBethkituerwho haa joat through a aavare epeU of grippe, iaahie toJbeoataad at hia store aUeadiagto light B. a Palmer the tailor, deaaa, dyes aad repaira LabWe aad Gente clothing; Hats cleaned and rebtooked. Battoaa made to order. Agaat Germania Dy Works. Nebraska phone The regular aerviees of the Congrega tional church aa followa: Suaday Behool 9:45 approaching services 11:00 1B.T.P.&C R 7:00 p. my weekly prayer meeting Thueeday 8:00 p. as. G. A. Monro, pastor. Servioesfor n-xtSanday at-Methodist Epiacopal church: Sunday school at lSitO o'clock with preaching (services u taw evening only at 8 o'clock. These aarvieeaareheldat the Congregational ehuroh. The Kpworth League meets with the Christian Endeavor society at 7:00 o'clock. Subject for evening ser mon will be a discussion of "Harmful Amnsementa." Special services will be held in Grace ehareh on Sunday, April 14, as follows: Holy communion 730 a. m.; morning prayer and aermon 11 a. m.; evening prayer and aermon 8 o'clock"; 8nnday school 10 a. m. The anBject of the even ing aermon will be "rUcreatioa." em bodying the subject assigned. by the Ministerial association, , "Doubtful Amusements.'' A special invitation ia given to young people to be present. How the "Toilers of the Deep" catch and prepare the treasures of tha. sea, from whalea to sardines, ia fuUy repealed in Lyman H. Howe'a Lifeoraiaarte'he aeen in Columbus at North opera leaae oa Thursday, April 25. The hardships of those who "go dowa to' the aaa ia.sriips," is illustrated aa, only Mr. Howe's splendid moving piqtnres can illustrate it, ' No creature that ever ex istednone ever known to science ever exceeded in aizathe largest -whales. Size is the one thing expected of a whale; and the aize of the whales shown in these pietnree more than fulfill all expecta tkma. They are so vast that each could readily be miataken for an island. This ia not only the first picture secured of thia etrange. adventurous and little known calling, bat in all probability will be the laat. The time, expense, patience and riska incurred are ao great aa to for bid further attempta. Moreover, since science haa discovered better substitutes for all that whales once produced, the industry is rapidly vanishing. Therefore no one can afford to miss thia reproduc tion, not only becauae of ita thrilling and sensational interest, but beraase it ia highly improbable that it will ever again be reproduced. Baptist Chare. N Preaching services next Sunday at 11:00 a. m. and 8:00. At 7:00 in the eve ning the young people will diacuaa meth ods and wisdom of reading1 and the pastor will apeak on wise reading and how to build up a useful library. Knieterul AMedatiaa. ThkVweek'a session of the Ministerial association of Colnmbua waa held in the library of the Methodist Paraonage. Four committees reported which, having still more to do, were continued. The chief interest of the meeting waa center ed in n paper by Rev. Munro on Parish Problema. Large apace was given by the author of the paper to the problems which arias from questionable amuse menu. Moat of the frank and hearty discussion which paid tribute to the paper was limited to tins phase of the miuieter'a work. It ia the unanimous opinion of the association that the minis try dare not wink at auch 'amusements and ought to discharge and hinder them at every turn. We wish to remind the pnblio that the subject to be presented from the various pulpits next Suaday evening ia that of Qneationable amnse menta, E. J. Uuchk, Secretary of Aaaeciation. We have 190 aoraa of m-half smile from city lianas for ia 10 acre tracts. Elliott, Speiee Oa. THURSDAY, APRIL 25th LYMAN H. HOWE raESSMTaTtlE GROWNING Triumph of Realism JftOVNK PIOT SPECIAL FEATURES. RRILa OF WHALUG! CLWBUe UBTBODIKIf PEAK! OLYMPIC 0AJIE8 AT ATHKW. amUFKOH Off MT. YMUYITO! CABJHVAIj OF NICK. tt! ', ' BttKraejTTJK 1CK Ul NOftWAY! -"" I IIIBIMM IMIBWMI IIIIIWI My Dear Son In thia letter I am in ciosing the 4 you want. I aad. it ta retting a habit with me to every time I write to yon. "I wont he to any that it makea me know my letters are alwaya welcome, and, beaWea.,1 don't mind It anyway If, all the money goes for as good a pur peie aa; yon' want this. For H Ton oaght to-be able to get a pretty good atudent'a lamp. Remember how A. Lincoln laid la front of the fireplace and studied, and then think new lucky you are. I hope you will really, make this a atudent'a lamp, because your mother Is doing without the footwear she wanted for the baggy thia winter that yon may have It I have noticed that n student's lump will give Just as much light for an amateur poker game aa it will for the working out of 'algebra problema. Remember, you're out there to figure the algebra, and not tkeaate though both abound la unknown Quantities. Speaking of unknown quantities, I waft a little in doubt for a while about something In your last letter. There, where yon speak of aeveral "Jungle birds" being. among the members of the legislative committee which vis ited the university. Ton know I never got a diploma, even from what now passes for a grammar school. But I've kept my eyea open out here oa the farm moat of the time it was daylight, and I fancy I know a little about ornithology firsthand. Guess you didn't know your father had that word in hia stock. WeU, listen to this I think a "Jungle, bird" must be a "rare avla." Speaking seriously, I know you dont mean any harm, and I understand it, but others -may not. So maybe it would be best if you don't try to apply grotesque namea to farmers, at least until you've cut your eye teeth. I know we're called "clod-hoppera" and "apple knockers" and "hill billies," and none of us ain't been hurt yet. But it don't sound Just right from a young man of your years. Just remember that If these "Jungle birds" weren't pretty smooth fellows they wouldn't be on legislative commit tees. And recollect that all the time you're practicing with the crew, if you're ever that lucky, that you're just strengthening your back to thin corn in vacation, if the boys of that tenant on the back part of the place, who gen erally do it, should get sick. Tour early triumph aa a freshman haa pleased me. Ton needn't be disap pointed that you weren't made class president. None of yon boys knows anything about each other yet. In two or three yeara, after they find out what you're made of, then if yon don't get elective honore you may begin to ask yourself questions. In the meantime,' of course, you will do .your best aa yell leader of the first-year men as yea call them. I want yon to put your heart Into It holler louder, twice as loud if you can, than any. of thoae other fellows. tTour early training calling the hogs from the creek pas ture will come in handy. Ton are al ready beginning to appreciate what a kind father has done for you. Tour mother and I have talked two or three times after supper about the evening clothes you want. Of course, we want you. to have plenty of clothea in the evening, in the morning and afternoon, and at night, too, for that matter. At first your mother was kinder in favor of gratifying your high ambition, but she agrees with me that that would be going it a little too fast, even for a young man who ia going to have an education with all the frills. My acquaintance with evening clothea dress suits is the same thing, ain't it? Is rather limited. I've seen three or four lecturers who have come to the hall wear them, and when I've been off to sell a carload of steers I notice the waiters around the hotels. I know you're not going to lecture, or carry around food, and I know that, perhaps, there will come times when- you win need a swallow-tall, but for awhile sup pose we let her go. Ton might forget yourself and acci dentally appear In It before the clock struck six, and then the family's name would be disgraced. You'd better wait until you're more acclimated. ' Remembering the $4 I spoke of at first, guess 111 sign myself. Without a Struggle, Tour Father. St Louie Re public. ODD YARNS OF THE DODDER DAYS Bob Thorp, of San Antonio, Tex, ia one of the few surviving stage drivers, of (he early days. He is a native of Columbia, Boone county, Missouri, and for several yeara drove a mail hack between Columbia and Jefferson City. In relating hia experiences recently, Mr. Thorp said: "The first regular four and six-horse stage that I drove ran from Columbia to Providence on the Missouri riven Thia was In 1858 and 1859. I next drove in Arkansas, from Pine Bluff to Napoleon. Frota there I returned to Missouri and drove next from Colum bia to Centralia, Huntsville and Glas gow. Thia was during the civil war and In thctlme of the Jayhawkera. "Oa oae occasion Just as I reached the place the James and Anderson crowd captured n train, killing 14 of the soldiers having charge of It They ran the train off some distance aad robbed the passengers. There were 50 of the gang. They went Into camp near the place to which they took the train. One hundred rand fifty.mUltla mea were aeat to capture them. The militia did act effect their capture. Oa the contrary,' 88 of the militia were buried la a single grave.; "Next I drove for Barton A Sander aoa from 1888 to 1878, from Fort Scott to Fanaaa City. I alao drove ahead of the Missouri, Kaaaas ft Texas railway when Jt was being constructed in the Tie, driving ahead of Ka termlaas aa tfl K reached Sherman. Tex. . "Was I ever held ap? Yes, il COLONIST RATES In Effect March 1st to April 30th Go the Mountain Way. Insist that your ticket reads via Golorado Midland Railway. THROUGH TOURIST GftRS ataaj FramcUce Law rlaejslss $2250 (Above Sates apply from Miasoori Hirer eaat of the river slightly higher.) Aak P.L, PEAKIN& General Agent. 219 & 14th Street. MOBELL LAW. General Agent, 90S Sheidley Baildlag. Kaaaaa City. or yonr own local agent on any railroad, or . M. aPEEaia. General Paeucnget Agent. Denver, Colorado. MIDaVAHD route quently held up by the James and Anderson gangs than by any others. I was never molested personally. The robbers always took the valuables of the passengers and the registered mail and rifled the express. Sometimes the Jayhawkers would also rob me of my horses, leaving the stage standing lone some in the middle of the road. "Once when the Jayhawkers held me up their leader, who was named Ander son, went throughsthe express bundles. One of-them contained a pair of very fine boots and a box of good cigars for a colonel of a regiment. When Ander son opened the package and saw its contents he sat down, pulled off his own boots and tried the new ones be longing to the colonel. He emptied the cigara out of the box and handed the cigars around, giving me several of them. He then told me after the rob bery had been completed to give his compliments to the colonel. "Anderson was a picturesque char acter. I remember one incident that occurred that impressed me with his admiration of grit and bravery. On this occasion a tall, lanky, rawboned chap was among the passengers. An derson naked him for hia valuables. He replied: "T hain't got none. "Anderson then asked him where he was going. He said he waa going to look for the leader of the Jayhawkers, a man by the name of Anderson. An derson asked him 'what he was going to do with him after he had found him. The lanky chap said: " Mine him and his gang.' "'Could you swim the Missouri river? "'I guess so, if I had to.' "Anderson next asked: "'Could you kill a man?' "The would-be recruit replied: "'Guess so. if I had to.' "Anderson then spat in the lanky chap'a face. He had hardly done so before the lanky one had knocked An derson down and waa on top of him. Anderson's gang, who had been snick ering at the stranger, promptly pulled him off and Anderson got up, shook the dirt off him and said: " 'You'll do; 111 take you.' "The lanky one asked then: ""Who are your " 'Oh, I'm only Anderson, the leader of those Jayhawkera you have just joined.' "The stage went on without the lanky passenger. I heard afterward he became one of the most daring and prominent members of the gang. "On another occasion, just as I got Into Huntaville, the Jayhawker gang waa there. They had gone into a num ber of stores, took what they wanted, aad had either made the merchanta opea-their safes, which they rifled, or had broken the safes opea with a was a lienor drum- He la town whea the Jay- rohblng the place and Tha ' A? 4"V MM jr CREAMofTARTAW For Pure Food Dr PRICE'S Cream A' PURE, CREAM OF TARTAR POWDER MADE FROM GRAPES $25.00 fftehMU $20.00 coaueoa poiataaad thereof. Bale was about to go mra tne Hotel. They ordered him to halt and throw up hia hands. Instead he ran into the hotel. Just as he entered the hotel door he was killed. "During the many times I waa rob bed there were frequently women on the stage. None of them waa ever robbed or molested by the robbers. The women usually appeared at first to be very badly frightened, but finally wound up by laughing and flirting with the robbers or, chatting with them. I frequently noticed the women putting powder on their faces or fixing up their hair, primping and straightening their attire while the men were being re lieved of their valuables." RAISES CHICKS IN KITCHEN. Philadelphia Man Haa New and Pay- ing Industry. Realizing the demand for early chickens and knowing that they com mand good prices, a West Philadelphia dentist, who ia much Interested in poultry raising, is trying the novel ex periment of raising chickens In his kitchen. He expects to have from 3t to 40 broilers by the first of June,, and if they weigh more than two pounds each by that time there will be a good market for them at 50 cents per pound. The doctor, profiting by bis experience of hut winter, decided to try a new game thia year. He set several hens near the furnace In the cellar in Janu ary, and one hatched out 19 chicks. As soon as hatched the chickens were taken to the kitchen and placed ia a specially constructed cage. He aaya they need all the room they can have. About the middle of March the chick ens can go outside. Aa the doctor haa not lost a single chicken, ke Is led to believe that he has found a way to raise early chickens, and aaya he ex pects to set every hen he has In the cellar next winter. He also Intends to enter the duck and goose business on a small scale. A grocer who sells to the best trade has promised to buy every fowl the doctor raises and pay the highest prices. Philadelphia Rec ord. Must Have Bean Sanitary. Both the medical omeer and the surveyor of the Tarvin (Chester) rural district council have condemned a cot tage at Caldecott Green, near Fhra don, England, for demolition as la sanitary. But the tenant, aa old man, appeared before the council aad told a remarkable story "in stay of execu tion." He stated that he was 73 years old, aad lived ia the cottage with hia wife and three children. For CO years there had not been a case of Illness la his family. Hia father and mother lived In the cottage before him; his father died at the age ef M and tha mother at 89. He did not think that there coaM he much wrong with tha tie- w Po. && protects you A. ' --1' x IMIffff WMMMmWMaT zr"i f yuuiMzu by examining the label td tee that it says PURE . Powder smsvAauBTuu cottage ib jne race or tneae facta. In reply to the clerk the old fellow said' that peroannlly he had never had n doctor, and the only time a medical man had been In hia cottage waa when hia little son had acalded hia leg. Under the exceptional circumstances the council decided to adjourn the matter for further Inquiries to be The tin ef Untruth. The absconding treasurer ob- aerved looking over the papers. "Dear me." he renurked, mournful ly, "how aad that the newspaper nwn win lie ao. Here's three different ones that have reported me as ia At lanta, Denver and Portland at the same time." Nevertheless, upon refection he de cided not to try to set the public right Speaking ef Hearth. Cobb Webb. Dr. Bismuth out ta our town la the greatest health crank I ever heard of. Why, do yoa know, he will never bay any sausages until he has tested every link with a stetho scope? Webb Cobb. Why does he do that. nravV Cobb Webb. To hear whether they grant or bark. A Protest "Poets have always had scanty en couragement." "Yes." answered the sad-eyed youth with inky fingers. "The idea seems to be that poetry ia something everybody ought to read and nobody ought to write." He Pulled Through. When the doctor came to see him aad felt of his pulse and looked at hia tongue, and learned that he was. over 0 yeara old. he shook kls head and said there was no hope. "But I can't die for several years to come," protested the old "Sorry, but I can't give yon a month to live." "But, doctor, yoa mast, I have something on my mind, and can't pos sibly die now." "Yon can confess it to me said the man of medicine." "Well, then. 45 yeara ago I attend ed a circus aad menagerie. I took an aversion to the elephant at once, aad determined to make it hot for him. I scooped out an apple, filled the hollow with red pepper and gave it to him. His. antics for the next half hour beet the circus la the other tent. "Welir said the doctor as the old aaaa gurgled ia his throat. "Well, they aay that aa elenhant remembers such things for 50 yearn'.' "Yea, I have heard so." "And the 50 woa't be ap for five years more, and during that time old Behemoth ia sure to come around. I want to he there. I want to see If he remembers me. I want to nettle this question of aa elephant's memory for good and alL" "Then that's different," answered the doctor, and he took off his coat aad pulled the old asan back to health. Rehoboth Sunday Herald. Qerme After 100 Years. The ground Is usually germ free at a depth, of two yards, but living bac teria brought to the notice of the Preach academy by Dr. M. Boudom were derived from a depth of more man ten yards la earth that had uaaunurned for nearly 1.890. Aa old Gallic-Roman grave Tronasepoi, In Vendee, contained era! charred corpses, and skeletons of goats, dogs aad cows. Cultures of the enveloping duet, a mixture of sand and water with renulns of antes and bristles, gave the coll bacillus aad various species of sphareo bacteria, and these organisms must have lived in isolation since the grave waa Pierce "Tea, rm looking for n house. The roaches where we are now scare my wife most to death." "Nothing scares my wife hut mice." with my wife, but these are ao hlg they look r.tci- ; -C3 u ."V yfeMainlM ..$&&. . t&tejnltt&aSk&i J i5sS&t55 . w iffio c . . r - fc, J"M. W&c25ar - i