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The recent explosion of the French battleship Iena., with the loss of one hundred and twenty-five lives, makes us remember the Maine again. The Japanese San Francisco school question is settled. Japs can go to die same schools as whites, but the Chinese must still go to the separate schools provided for them. During Ue past week there has been quite a stock panic in Wall street It has not affected any other part of the country, but during such times the financing of power canals is out of the question. It is conceded by all that Platte county ought to have a new court house, a safety vault for its valuable records, a place secure against fire and against burglars, and proper office rooms for the officers. If the people of Columbus were to drop all discus sion of the probable location of the new building and would trust to the good judgment of our board of super visors, there is every probability of the taxpayers of Platte county voting bonds to build one. The republicans have nominated J. H. Galley for councilman in the Sec ond ward, and the democrats named S. J. Ryan. The Journal has not a word to say against Mr. Ryan, but Mr. Galley has had so much experience in municipal matters, and in all cases shown a sound and correct judgment, and has devoted so much of his time in the interest of the city, that really we think he deserves re-election with out opposition. It is well known that Mr. Galley will not make any effort to be re-elected, but the residents of the Second ward should, as a matter of personal interest, return him to the council this spring. Columbus is known as one of the oldest towns in the state, it is known as one of the best business towns as well, a town that has never had a boom, but a steady growth. It is oft en spoken of as a town of many saloons, having a large foreign popula tion. Columbus is now making a re cord, and is gaming a distinction in a new line,on that every Columbus man and woman and child can be proud of, and that is the raising of $30,000 for a fine Y.M.C. A. building. This Magnificent fund will be raised with in a few weeks, and only about one hundred people have been solicited. This shows conclusively that our people are prosperous and their heart is in the right place, and that they al so appreciate the good that will be done, especially for young- men and boys, as having a live Y. M. C.A. association in our midst No other town of our size has done as well. We have broken the record, and we are proud of H, If the Telegram is really sincere in the agitation for the government ownership of all railroads and other public utilities, let it commence right here in our own town. Why not have the city of Columbus own and control and operate its own elec tric light plant, and run it in connec tion' with the city waterworks? That is aometluiig that is feasible. We can have better service for less money. Br. Hants would undoubtedly sell at areaaonabksajntotbecity. Schuy ler has for yearsowned its own electric ... ..-'... Prit nukes lower rates to the private rnnanasaro than we get in Co lunAa and saves the expense of street lights. Fremont has had a similar system for many years, and is so well satisfied that it is now largely in- cnmmgJiL The city government of CbraarbfJt will daring the coming year he csftfroQed entirely by the democ racy, no one asaa will have more in iaence with that party than Brother He always delights in rid hobby; here is a chance to (Cayyrlgat. by Joseph B. Bowls We are Flint ft Stone, solicitors, ol lOIlbank. Local wits call as the Mill atones: but this is a Jest "Stone," said I, "I nave been think tag," I nibbed my hands, "that An drew McKenzie did not behave well in the matter of that land. His last let tar was scarcely polite. "Almost offensive. He insinuated we were lacking in truth and hones ty!" The offer that we made him was liberal.' "Almost reckl "The price he aive." "A barefaced attempt at extortion," I said warmly. If yon would like to make him an offer shall we say tf . ooor "Ten thousand. Ire hundred dol lars," said Stone quietly. I looked at him in amazement It la barely worth $10,000." Stone held op his linger. If the Slowdown and Gollghtly rail way should propose to batld a goods station there?- - "Ah!" I said. "A little bird." he remarked, play fully, "has whispered to me that they do. I fear they will nave to give at least $12,500." He passed me over a letter from the Tittle bird." I went over to Slowdown by the 11:16 train. McKenzie became civil as soon as I explained the object of my visit "Well deal with the matter in a generous spirit on both sides," he said. "WU1 yon make it $10,800r He la a man with no conscience what ever. "Stone would never agree to a pen ny more than $10,500," I declared. "If a out of the question." "Tell make it a free conveyancer' "No. no! But well do it cheaply; and quickly." "By the new year?" "By Christmas," I promised. So we closed the bargain. Stone rubbed his hands when I told him. "We will take it over for signature on Tuesday," he pronounced. We had investigated the title during the previous negotiations. I saw to the matter myself, as Stone was busy trying a new motor a form of con veyance of which I do not approve. I was reading the document for the last time, on Monday morning, when my partner rushed into our room. "Put on your top coat and hat and come." I looked at the clock. "We're too late for the train." "Well go on the motor." "Umph!" I must confess that I did not trust it "I don't see why we need be in such a hurry." "His brother is going over by the train. He has heard something about the station." The motor was at the door, puffing and rattling in an unpleasant manner. I did not like venturing on the thing, but Stone hustled me into a seat Then he turned a wheel and it bolted for ward with a Jerk that threw my hat into the road. It was nearly a new hat and some small boys were playing football with it when we turned the corner. "Why didn't you stop? I demanded. "We've barely time to beat the train." "I shall catch my death of cold." "Tie a handkerchief round your head," he suggested. I commenced knotting my handker chief at the corners: but Stone turned too sharply at the end of the street and we ran against the curb. In catch ing hold of the car to save myself I let the handkerchief go. Stone's umbrella went also. I will not say that I was glad, but I hoped it would be a lesson to him, and I told him so. "One must take these little things philosophically," he said. 'Tve a spare handkerchief that I'll lend you." It was a large silk one, and made an excellent head covering, but unfortu nately it was bright red in color, and excited remarks from people we passed. "It goes," he remarked, with satin--faction. "I shall be glad when it stops," I replied. "I don't consider it is under proper control." "My dear Flint I can guide it to an Inch. See me run over that piece of orange peel; and that fragment of pa per. Now round that old woman Good Heavens!" He had overlooked a heap of stones, and we mounted high over them. I turned a backward somersault on the seat and only saved myself from going out of the car by 'clasping him round the neck with both legs. We rushed upon a policeman like an avalanche. He bolted for the foot path, shouting something about the county council and ten miles an hour. "They've escaped from an asylum," cried a lady as we passed. "Look at their caps." "If we aren't smashed, we shall beat the train by 20 minutes," said Stone. It means $2,000." "Less damages," I corrected. "II we Oh!" The car skipped over a rough place and I nearly went out "Hold tighter," he told me. - "How -can ir I asked indignantly. It was necessary. The machine was no longer running, but taking long leaps, and whenever we turned a cor . ner we went np on one wheeL When we came to Slowdown road we were going 49 miles an hour. "The lasfhalf mile!" he said cheer tally. "And the steepest!" I groaned. -It will briag as almost to hia door." "The cow! The cow!: I shrieked. ' There was a soft thud, aad the ie snaias of a cow 'were bandied oat of the way. "More damages!" "It has checked ma a little," ha aaled aw. Ha la of a feollahly aispoaltioa! "ft la up-hill Jwewer's van galloped oat front a yard. Stone- tamed hurriedly to avoid it aad we reached the pond at the deep end reserved for swimmers! There was a ter rilc splash. We were swept from oar seats by a torrent of water. There was a violent explosion. Then some fellow got me out with a pitchfork. When I had got some of the water and the fork out of me, I looked round and saw Stone wringing hisv garments and his hands. "The conveyance is ruined!" he wailed. "Get it out of your pocket" I cried, "before it's too wet!' He stared at me for a moment Then he pulled it out It was scarcely hurt, at alL "I had forgotten this conveyance," be owned. - "Come along," I commanded. "The train isn't in yet" "Flint!" he said warmly, "Tour presence of mind is invaluable." We toiled up the hill as fast as we could, and reached McKenzie's Just as the train was whistling in the dis tance. "Good heavens!" he cried, when we entered his room, dripping and breath less. "Well, well!" ; "We came by motor," , Stone explained. "I thought ye'd come by sea!" He laughed loudly. Persons of. his na tionality have a perverted notion of humor. "We had an accident If yon .will sign the conveyance " "Tell change first" he suggested, pretending' that he was trying not to grin. "There's no such haste." "Business before pleasure," I re minded him, trying to laugh. "Some folks take their pleasure sad ly!" He laughed, as if he had said something funny. "I don't see anything to laugh at Mr. McKenzie," said my partner with dignity. "But ye must have a wee drop first to keep out the cold," he proposed affably. "Afterwards," I said,' "afterwards." So he called in his two clerks. They were ill-bred young men, and giggled audibly when they looked at us; but we affected not to notice them, and hurried through the business. We had barely concluded, when Donald Mc Kenzie rushed in. "Is the conveyance signed?" he de manded. "It is," we told him. "You are a pair of thieves!" he roared. - "There is such a thing as libel," I mentioned. "And false pretenses," said Donald McKenzie. "When you proposed to buy that land" "We have bought it" I pointed out suavely. "You have heard that the railway tort .tol!dio&e1raa1nesef or me. sua. expense account when he back was 71 ceata for a beefsteak In a restaurant I felt that he was trying to do me out of at least a qaur ter, and we haven't spoken since. Did yon ever run across a 75-cent beef steak in New Tork?" .' "I never knew that there was one as cheap as that" I replied. "What! Tou didn'tr "If Uncle Billy got one for that price, then the man who served It made a great mistake, and has prob ably been mad about it ever since.. He should have charged $1.50 at least and If Uncle Billy had said it was $2 you needn't have been surprised. Tou can get a tough old steak at that figure if you look around long enough, but if you get anything fresh and Juicy you musn't kick at $4." "Great heavens!" gasped the man as he turned pale. "Four dollars for a beefsteak, and I thought Uncle Billy was doing me when he claimed to have paid 75 cents! Say, I owe him an apology. I owe him a hundred. I owe him a thousand, and if you dont See me again before I go you may know that I'm down on my knees ask ing him if he won't forgive me and take me back to his heart again." ELBOW LEN6TH -AND MORE Fastidious Freddies. Some names are so cosmopolitan that It makes no difference how they are spelled, but Just let anybody ring a few unauthorized changes on the name of Frederick and the man who .owns it will have something to say. They will not be pleasant things to listen to, either. As Frederick was christened so does he Insist upon be ing spelled. If at the baptismal font he was Invested with the dignity of a "k" he staggers under its weight to the end of the chapter. The only per son whose Indignation can equal Fred erick's when somebody leaves off the "k" Is Frederic when somebody else puts it on. Family ties have been severed and irreparable social erup tions brought about bythe unfortun ate omission or addition of that final letter. To tutored ears Frederick with or without the "k" sounds just as mu sical, but to Frederick himself that air phabetlcal error Is worse than a whole orchestra out of tune, and it behooves the person who would keep on the good side of him to learn his prefer ence in the matter. Famous Missionary Ship to Be Sold. After being used for 18 months among the Michoneslan group of is lands in the South Seas, says the Se attle Post-Intelligencer, the famous ship Morning Star has been taken to Honolulu, where she will be sold at auction. The Morning Star was bought by the pennies of Sunday school children throughout the country. Her cost was $40,000. The steamship was origin ally the Shoe City, running between Boston and Lynn. Eighteen months ago the Morning 8tar sailed from Boston with a party of missionaries bound for the South Sea Islands. After landing the people the steamship was employed carrying supplies from the various islands and missionary stations, and also in car rying native children to the Christian schools. There are few vessels afloat so well known to seamen as the "Preacher Ship," as she was named. The reason for selling the steam ship is stated to be the cost of operat ing her. Coal in the South Seas com mands a higher price than in more frequented portions of the globe, and the traffic would scarcely justify the board retaining so large a steamship. Then Some Fellow Got Me Out with a Pitchfork. company wanted to build there." We rubbed our hands. "We keep our ears open," said Stone blandly. "I told you this morning that I had heard something about the company and land." "We were obliged for the hint" Stone acknowledged, politely. "Otherwise you would have stayed and" "Kept our ears open," I suggested. Jocularly. He banged the table. "If you had, you would have heard that the company have decided to build" We rubbed our hands "elsewhere!" I looked at Stone, and Stone looked at me. "We will go, Stone," I said. The McKenzies rose together. "Tou will go!" they said. When we picked ourselves up at the bottom of the stairs, Stone was in fa vor of an action for libel, and I for assault Ultimately we decided to bring neither. It is also our endeavor to benefit others. So we would add that the land in question has lately much increased in value, and affords an exceptionally favorable opportunity for investment Any offer addressed to us, care the Editor, will receive prompt considera tion. A Wasp as a Pet Perhaps the strangest pet ever kept by man was a wasp which Lord Ave bury caught in the Pyrenees and re solved to tame.- He began by teach ing it to take its meals on his hand, and in a very short space of time it grew to expect to be fed in that way. Lord Avebury preserved this pet with the greatest care. True, it stung him once, but then it had every excuse for doing so. He was examining it while on a railway Journey and, the door being opened by a ticket collector, he unceremoniously stuffed it into a bot tle, and the outraged Spaniard, not feeling quite at home during the proc ess, gave him a gentle reminder as to the proper way to treat a guest TOOK LOAD OFF Hit MIND. Farmer Found That Uncle Illy Had Not Swindled Him. reach tha poad." I was sitting on the veranda of a New England village hotel after din ner when a townsman oame.edgiag np and entered Into conversation, and by and by got around. to ask: . "Do I understand that you Uve la New Tork dtyr "Tea sir" "Right in the city itself, and aot ta Statea Island or Hobokear "Right lathe city." - . "And have yon been around conataV rabler . "I have been on the go for 20 yearn.' "Then you tax tha restaarantar. "A Utile somethtag." : Tha man stopped there for 1 aaant in an embarrassed way, than decided to fit It and coaunaed I "A few months an I sent Uncle The gift of speech is the last proof of Divine favor, in virtue of which mankind has the rest of the animal kingdom faded, and stands in a class by himself. Some beasts are stronger than men, and some know more, but no beast can be such a bore as a man, nor can any beast slop over. In the true sense of the term. These distinctions we owe to the gift of speech. The gift of speech, moreover, lays us under compulsion to read a great many things which otherwise we would not in order that when we have nothing to say, we may neverthe less say something. Thus we promote the publishing business, create a de mand for wood pulp, assist in the de forestation of the earth's surface, stir np a aew school of kickers, increase discontent and contribute, at length, to progress and petulance. Our ancestors used to consider speech a means of concealing thought bat we have nothing to oonceaL Pack. Her name la Dolly, and she la Just the fluffy, violety, dimpled and demure sort of person who ought to bear that name. The night before she had had a ter rible falling out with "Him.? aad she must have been absent-minded when she went up stairs that afternoon to dress for a silly pink tea. She didn't want to go, in the first place, but she knew that He would be there and it would never do to let him see that she felt so badly about It that she had lost her interest in society. Besides, of course, she didn't feel badly about it No, of course not So she dragged herself up stairs and put on the very smartest frock and brightest feathers she possessed, and all of her gold bangles and her gold chatelaine. It was a dusky, cloudy afternoon aad she had to light the gas to see how to get the powder on straight When she had finished the last touch and "saw that it was good," .she turned out the gas aad went languidly down stairs. Before she had reached the. bottom step she discovered that she had forgotten her gloves her lovely violet silk gloves which Just matched her costume. She ran np again, very much astonished and provoked that she, the careful aad esthetic Dolly, should have forgotten anything so vitally Important to to the matter in hand. She would have to take off every one of those gold bangles now and replace them on top of the gloves. She remembered having seen the gloves on top of her bureau, so did not stop to light the gas again, but snatched them up and ran down the steps, for she was late. When she glanced at the clock in the hall she noticed that she was even later than she had thought so she decided that she would wait and put her gloves on in the street car. After a breathless run she caught a car on the fly, pushed her way into it and found a seat only to find Him sit ting opposite and staring at her quite tranquilly. His hand went up to the brim of his hat but she coldly turned her chin to ward the window at her back and gazed into the muddy street behind her. But one cannot look behind for ever, and after a while she began gradually to turn her head back again. It was then that she observed every body in the car was gazing straight at her. She blushed a-deep scarlet They were laughing! A messenger boy op posite her was so convulsed that he was fairly sputtering. An old gen tleman with eyeglasses grinned at her as though she were his own daughter. And He he was shaking with mirth or delight or something equally vulgar. She was on the verge of tears. What could be the matter? Had everybody noticed how she snubbed Him and were they laughing no, it couldn't be. She felt the front of her dress. It was carefully buttoned. touched her hat and-nair and gazed down at her boots and petticoats. But there was not even a pin out of place. Then she observed that her arms were bare and that she had forgotten to put on her gloves. With queenly dignity and her chin in the air, she mechanically thrust her hands into one of the violet silk things she car ried. She drew and drew and drew it up without even glancing at it and fjthen her fingers struck something strange and she looked down with horror. In her lap, with its foot dangling to floor, lay a long, violet silk stock- while on her forearm, in the fun view of the whole car, she held an other violet silk stocking, its heel and toe conspicuously covering her hand and her wriggling fingers. She wanted to shriek but she couldn't The rest of the passengers nearly did so, however, as she took the thing between her fingers and Jerked it off as though it had been a poisonous snake. It was then that he showed his true colors and made her feel that never, never could she live without him. Reaching over, he carefully picked up the violet stockings from where they had fallen on the floor and stuffed them in his coat pocket Then he mo tioned the conductor to stop the car, and. without a smile or a word, pre ceded her to the door, helped her to alight and silently took her home. At her door she put out her hand and he laid the stockings in It and then in the dusk she flung her anv3 about his neck and vowed he was "the bravest bravest ever." He believes he really was. ttM'kKEKt Fancy Groceries AT KEATING and SCHRMTS t If you are not a custo- mer at pur store we ask : : - : of you to at least call and ' ; ; see our provision coun- ; ; : : ters. All goods fresh ; delicious and quality no ! ; better to be had aall on I us though you don't buy I KEATING and SCHRAM Eleventh Street. Columbus, Nebraska. tfW-W-4i1 Park Mea I Market Now open for business. Cboice cuts of juicy steaks, tenderloin and pork chops. Fish anil gurnet in season. Orders promptly filled and delivered lo any part of the city. We will buy your poultry and hides. Call and see us. the I lng. Sturek&Korgie South side Park-Thirteenth St Columbus, Neb. Both phones THE USEFUL 'PHONE 1Y NO MEANS USED EXCLUSIVE LY FOR BUSINESS. One Instance Where Wire Conveyed tha Velce ef Conscience How Farmer Saved Long Trip After Hie Cows. Abundantly Occupied. "Do you think the inhabitants of Mars are trying to converse with us?" "Perhaps they are." answered the professor, "but with the trust question and so many other problems of its own to settle, I do not soo why thia earth should devote its time of gos siping about the universe." A group of telephone men were tell ing telephone stories the other day. : "A couple of young lawyers were just shotting up shop to go home one evening not long ago," said one. "It was in a big building, and as it was about nine o'clock, nearly all the win dows were dark. One window across the alley, however, was light, and the curtain partly up, and just after they had turned off their own lights the two young fellows saw a man who .was dictating in this room reach over and kiss the stenographer. They knew the man's name, that is, they knew the name lettered on his win dow; so they looked him up in the jelephone book and one kept watch at (the window, while the other, rang (him up. ' "There were signs of perturbation iln the room across the way when the bell rang. When he finally answered, the young fellow at the phone said: 'Stop kissing that girl.' "'Who who who are yon caste a quavering, stuttering voice over the 'phone. " "lam the voice of your conscience, a western man,' chas Introduced am element of variety and Interest iato the lives of the farmers that caa hard ly be computed. In some sections of the great farming states the farmers) buy their own telephone exchange, and then each man runs his own line to his own house and has nothing to pay thereafter, except to keep his own. line in order, and his share of the co operative central office. The women on the farms, when their work is done in the afternoon, love to go to the 'phone and stand listening for hours to everything that buzzes over the wires. It's as good as going to see all their friends. The only trouble is that they get tired standing up and hold ing the receiver to their ears, andt bave to sit down and rest once In a while. "But one' day I found an old lady who had solved that problem. She had tied the receiver to the back off her rocking chair, and there she sat comfortably knitting, with the 'phone glued to her ear, listening to all the telephone talk of the county." "I can tell a better one than that about those fanners' exchanges," said another carelessly. "Tou know they, utilize their barbed wire fences for telephone wires. There was one en-' terprlsing Reuben that ran a line front his barn down to the pasture, and at milking time he would call up the cows and tell them to come up to the house." . The other telephone men looked at each other and then turned sadly away. Knew Him at Once. 1 There are other sure ways of brineh lng a man to mind besides mentlouiad his name. Among the candidates whni were sent from Princeton to a Phila-j delphia church was one young "a whose language was of the sort which dazzles and delights the younger men bers of a congregation, and sometime pleases the elders as well. In this case the commfttee was be sieged to ask for the young man again and they consented, but unfortunately the man to whose lot it fell to write the letter had forgotten the candi date's name. Nothing daunted, ha wrote to one of the seminary profes sors: "Please send us that fioweret; streamlet, rivulet, cloudlet and moon? beam young man again. We've forJ gotten his name, bat we've no doafct! you'll recognize him.- t "We do," wrote the professor, and! the desired candidate wan sent! and! subsequently was called to the p) Youth's Companion. ; A Sign ef Miss Ascum I don't sea whv J said the lawyer, and silently hung up should feel insulted because he saht' the receiver.' j your eyes were like stars. j "The marvelous extension of the' Miss Prue You don't? Why, sfaral' raraj lajfiphgnegysjem out wesfe" atf ' keep winking at people an the 'tluwH Wolf Raided Sheenfold. George B. Israel, who lives on the farm of SheruY Samuel Parka, in John on townahfo Brown county, thought hla sheep were being killed by Oaear Antf a dog. Israel went to the Aalt mod with a' gun, where he In to km the eheaihkilllnc Sght took' plaee between the two amen, and after they had paid their before Justice Sobiaaon of John township they learned, that he had Just trapped a large timber wolf. neighbors Inunedlately made and decided that the wolf had Ulna the sesep instead of the as eanuuBSi, the naft of the wolf was taken to Nashville. wm one THURSDAY 28 1907. The largest Line of Millinery -ever brought . to Columbus. Our own exclusive designs and copies tn Johnson township, and a w ef famem are kmUag for other wetvas whiah they believe have of best Imported Models. M. H Columbus, STIRES l Nebraska. i we cajsa tQ SJoi News. i "- - r I l "" J-'-Vi T V -. ride a good one.