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DiBOONnNUANCES-ltesponsible sobscrib m will eoBtinne to receive this Journal nnUl the SEE Wnen i blishnrsare notiSed by letter to discontinue. allure izrearams most be paia. u yoa ao nqi wiah the JoBraafcontinned for another year af tar the time paid for has expired, yon should previoaaty notify as to discontinne it. CHANGE IN ADDRESS-When ordering a -ihsagn in tM address, sobscribers should be snre to ive Oieir old wll as their nww nAAren. The state meeting of the Young Men's Christian association will be held here on February 7, 8 and 9, with over two hundred delegates in attendance. And our people want to be hospitable and entertain this con vention properly. We want to make a united effort to build a fine Y. M. C. A. building at Columbus. Down in Texas Senator Bailey did not propose to take any chances on re-election. Keeping in mind the old saying that "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush," he made sure of his re-election and then let the in vestigating committee investigate. And then it is more difficult to oust a nan from office, in the face of a re election than to prevent his re-election. There is no good reason why the meetings of the board of regents of the state university should be held in secret The meetings of boards of education, city councils, and all public bodies are held open and above board, and if our university regents are not willing to have the public know all that is going on, a law should be pass ed to bring them to a proper sense of the obligation they owe the people. The day of star chamber sessions for such bodies are past and the university regents ought to be the first to re cognize this. The Union Pacific railroad is con templating either enlarging our pres ent passenger depot, or tearing it down and erecting a new one Columbus with all its branch roads is certainly entitled, to a nice new commodious passenger depot' Our Commercial Club and city authorities should make a united appeal t- the U. "P. officials to put up a first class building while they are making the change. Colum bus surely has a great future before it. The power canal is bound to come, -and very soon, too, but whether it does or not, Columbus will always be a thriving, livelv, prosperous city, and the Union Pacific railroad will build up its own business when it gives us an up to date depot, large enough to accommodate the patrons. The Commercial Club considered a proposition for a chatauqua, to be held here July 28 next. Ordinarily we could greatly favor the holding of a chautauqua meeting in this city. If they are properly managed, they are a benefit to our business men, and help to educate and improve our whole community, but this year conditions are rather peculiar. Our good people are very anxious to establish a live and active Young Men's Christian association at this point. To have such an association in a suitable build ing is quite an undertaking. It will take work and it will take money. Everybody will be asked to contrib ute. It is very probable that solicit ing of funds for a chautauqua may interfere with our Y. M. C. A. build ing, and we deem the latter of more importance. Amending the state constitution has been up before every legislature in recent years., Last fall the railway commission amendment was endorsed by the state conventions of both par ties, and was adopted. Heretofore it has been the custom for one party to submit amendments, and not present them to the state conventions for en dorsement, with the result that they failed of adoption. The plan proposed in Senator Aldrich's bill of the gover nor appointing a non-partisan commis sion, composed of the ablest lawyers in the state, to draft the needed amend ments and then presenting them to the state conventions for endorsement, would mean that the necessary amend ments would be adopted, and a big saving in dollars and cents to the state. The amending of the state con stitution can be effected in 1008, along the lines mapped out, and the question settled for many years. The committee appointed to inves tigate the second class rates of postage, which applies to newspapers, has sub mitted its report, and in the main it is Csttirdy satisfactory. The committee tokee tke same ground as those who I tef?2Sfrj&&cr7&i were instrumental in having the origi nal rate established, and seeks to cor rect the abuses that have grown under present conditions. The legitimate newspapers are to enjoy the same privileges,- but the so-called story papers and kindred literature used primarily for advertising purposes are to be classed at a higher rate. One objection to the report by the daily press is the section that, eliminates the magazine section, as ail the newspaper must be printed on the Mime quality of paper. Some of the magazines will be compelled to curtail their adver tising, as the commission recommends that a periodical shall not carry more than fifty per cent of its space as advertising. N - DOINGS BEYOND THE COUNTY USE The boy stout on his father's neck And dad he did not peep lfccanae he lived in Fuller-ton Where all are dead asleep. The contract has been let to Nofrolk parties for the erection of a $14,5X Methodist church. The Juroiahinp will cost about $2,500. The structure is to be pressed brick with stoue IrimimtiuM and will make a very nice improvement for Albion. On Wednesday last at the home of the bride's parents, in St. Edward, occurred the marriage of Miss Mary M. Sissoa to Mr. George E. Graham of Albion. Both bride and groom are popular young peo ple in their neighborhood, and the bride, Miss Sisson, will be remembured in Co lumbus as a relative of Lester Sisson, who lost his life in the Spanish-American war. Edward Vail, a well known young at torney and a resident of Albion went to Omaha the other day on business. What bubiness he hud will be eeu by the following comment by the Omaha Bee: 'Edward Vail and wife of Albion Nb., registered at the Iiler Grand hotel Wednesday afternoon for a bhort stay in Omaha and were assigned to the bridal chamber. The young couple will return to Albion after a1 wedding; trip. Mr. Vail is a prominent young roan of the Nebraska town." Nance county which joins Platte county on the west & about to undergo a change of its western ioumlry line, providing the bill in ltti favor which is now before tbe legislative is passed. The Fullerton News-Journal says: "Sen ator Gould of. Greeley has prepared a bill to change the boundary of two counties, Merrick and Nance. The bill does not propose the traubfe; of much territory. There is a strip of land three quarters of a mile wide aud nine miles long ou the west border oT.Nance which by mistake in old surveys or descrip tions of the boundary line Btill remains as a part of Merrick. As a result, a portion of one tier or sections is in Nance and the other portion of the same sections in Merrick. Senator Gould has a ranch which extends across this narrow strip. His land is in live counties, Merrick. Be one, Greeley, Nance, and Howard. People living at the north end of the narrow strip have to go south twelve nules co vote. A map has been prepared by Senator Gould to ihoiv the land which he de sire to have transferred. News Journal The community in and around St. Edward, in Boone county, the .citizen have recently experienced an electrical period which caused considerable dam age in a financial way. It was not an atmospheric eruption, but .a general in vasion, to tha. locality, ol ifour three quack doctors who claimed xo do every thing but tell the truth. They con vinced enough of the well to rf!o citizens that they secured and sold noies to the amount of 1,300 that their electrical appliances was just the thing tu restore youth, make hair grow on a baxd head that never did grow a wad of hair as big as a peanut, take crooks out of a rheu matic limb, and even claimed to make the blind see. They told the people that they were suffering from ilU'thnt no other remedy but theirs could drive out of their system, and that only for their strong constitution they would long ago have been in the grave. This epeil had a tendency to frighten the victim, and before aware of the situation had sigt.ed a note and the qnack was in the buggy headed for the nearest bank to get his money. One good reliable farmer was touched for $300 which he pnid P. T. Barnum told the truth when he said the American people liked to be humbugged. JUast Wednesday night at Albion a number of the leading business men met to discuss theprobilitit of securing a cewrailroad for that place. A gentle man by the name of" Waterman, and promoter of tbe new proposed road was present and before the audience un folded bis plans and thoroughly discuss ed what the new enterprise meant. He explained to his hearers that the new road is to be an independent trunk line and is sure to be built from Omaha to the Black Hills. The only point he Buttered on was the trail thru Boone county. It might run thru Albion and up the Beaver; it might run thru Boone and up Plum Creek or.it nught strike 8t. Edward and go np the Bc-gus. But there seemed to be a sort of psychologi cal feeling prevading tbe little gathering that a certain amount of "unrighteous mannonn might determine the route. Just how much "nlthy loci e" it would lane to run the thing straight thru Albion he did not press me to say. V;tQv,gigg.gJ.v4gl - Zr2 ;&-&-' $- , ,?J$J. -JJAi J-ATy : tt.''X. &ezxSJi ' ,.-, , Moderate -Price Calumef L Baking $ Powder jf timoOwlll bottom for nynbtnce injurious to But from certain winks, nods and suggestions would infer that it would take a clean 320.0(H) bonus before the citizens of Albion could hear the whistle of the engine on the new road. Yet that amount dots not look big to the people up there and should the road -ver be built they will try for a piece of it weather the enterprise does them any good or not. All Nebraska today is end over the ileath of Wm. M. Robertson, of Norfolk, wnich occurred last Tuesday week, ai his home. He was a pioneer in our stite, a leading jurist, helped to frame our prt-nen:. state constitution, and wide ly known in oth-r states as a lawyer of more than ordinary ability. The Albii n LXew iu speaking of hts worth as a pio neer citizen ana a man of honor says: "William M. Robertson is dead. He suc cumbed at 1 o'clock Tuesday morning at his home in Norfolk. Attorney of state wide reputation, twice a prominent can didaie for the republican nomination for governor and in many other ways a dis tinguished member of tke party, promi nent 13 mentioned in connection with the forthcoming appointment of a district judge in the Ninth judicial .district, past exalted ruler in Nojfolk lodge No. CSS, Benevolent and Protective order of Elks, and up to the time of his deuth president of-the Norfolk Commercial club. W. M. Robertson closed an active public career at the aue of fifty eight years. For the past couple of weeks Mr. Robertson had been ill with an attack of scierois of tbe liver, an ailment from whieh lie has been a suffejer for years. Not until a few days ago, however, did his condition be come so serious as to alarm his family and fronds. Late Saturday night Dr. Somers of Omaha was called in consul tation over the case and he confirmed the statement of Dr. Salter that there was practically no hope for recovery. Mr. Robertson is survived by a wife, one son, S. D. Robertson, and a daughter, Mrs. Williams of New YorK. Mr. Robert son enjoyed tbe respect and esteem of the legal profession of the state and he was a man with oiao friend-, not only in Norfolk but in ail parts of Nebraska. He was often called upon to .speak jor various occasions. A jear ago he deliv ered an address at Albion at the Com mercial club banquet. Three years ago last Jail he delivered an addrecs at the Neligh carniv.il. He deli vei ed the funer al oration over the' remains of the late Otto TappeTt and on the second day of last month he delivered the address on the occasion of the annual memorial services of the Elks in this city. His, closing paragraph in that address is sig nilicaut at this time He closed the speech and it was his last public utter ance with these words: Welittleknow what the future has in 6toreforus We can not. lift the veii and gel a glimpse of the future, but let us press on dointr the best we can, so far a life's duties are concerned, with the hope that the world will be better and not worse ou account of our having lived in it.' Mr. Robertson has been an active republican all his life, and -has held a number of prominent offices. He was a mem tier of the Ne branka constitutional convention of 1875, which drafted the i-rcsenl stale constitu tion. In 1887 he was appointed by Gov Th.iyer as commissioner to represent Nebraska at the centennial of the adop tion of tht constitution of the United States held at Philadelphia, was a dele gate to the republican national conven tion in lSSS to 1892. He was appointed register of the United States land office at Ne'igh by President Harrison and served three years, and has served one term as mayor of Norfolk. He was a member of the G. A. R , the R H , a member and pist exalted ruler of the B. P. O. E. Farms for Sale. Improved farms for sale, Platte and Boone counties. First National Rank Coal We have the following Conls now on hand: Rock Spring Lump and Nnt and Slack, Colorado Lump and Nut, Kear ney Lump, Trenton Lump, Weir Nut, Semi Anthricite Furnace Coal, Hard Coal both sizes, Best Pensylvania. Nrwmax & Welch NOTICE FOK CONSTRUCTIVE SEUVICE. Sophie E. Farrcll. defendant, will take notice that on the 25th flay of Jannaiy, 1007, Everett J. Farrell, plaintiff herein. fil'-l his petition in the district conrt of PlaMe count), Nebraska, djnuunt said Sophie E F.invll, the object a d praerof rid pe'ition boint; to cnn a divorce from t-aid defendant, from the liomtaof matri mony and to have the marriage contract decl-rfd null and void aad of no further force and effect, on the ground thnt said defendant willfully deserted paid plaintiff for a period o more than two yearn. Yon are required to answer said petition on or before the 18th day of starch. W07. EvzuETT J. Fakbeix, plaictifT. By his attorney. ('. J. Ciarlow. Dated Jan. . 1907. jan-SCUt NOTICE TO SON-RESIDENT. Strans Brothers Company will take notice that on the 3d day of January. IG07, John Ratterman. fnty Jndas of rlatto connty. Nebraska, issued an onto of attachment for the sn'n of 3.45 in art action pending before him, wherein John II. Iveronbrock is plaintiff and Straus Rrothejs Company, a corioration. is defendant that Mid snm of S23 V. U dne and ..winMJi plaintiff from said ilafendant on account for shortage resnltwB from the sale at certain vSS 0?I-aib,ini ,,,&,th dafof September; 19W, by the said John H. Kersenbrock plaintiff1 that nndr and far virtue of said attachcipnt proceedings notice nKami hmentwas served upon one John Lutjeioetcaen, John Lneschen V.VJrill8'.!0?-00 rhed tlJernder: ou will tnrther take notice that unles yon r z&g - ASa, Dated Jan. M, 1907? lu,me- J The Siren By Bmtll Txcr (Copyright, by Joseph B. Bowles.) The Jury returned a verdict in ac cordance with the coroner's decision. Deceased, they said, had clearly not taken poison. Neither bad he died of apoplexy. Seemingly he had been In excellent health on the very day of his death. In the small hours of the morning, according to the evi dence, his valet, who slept in a room adjoining, had heard deceased breath ing unusually heavily. Becoming anx ious, he had entered his master's room and there found the young man pale as death and quite unconscious, with wide-open eyes and pupils ex traordinarily distended. At once he had hastened in search of a doctor, but by the time the doctor had reached his master's room life had been quite extinct. Deceased, though pronounced by his friends a man about town, had not, they said, been addicted to violent dissipation. Neither had he been addicted to drugs or 'to alcohol. A rather remark able feature in connection with -the case was the statement that no less than four other young men of social standing had been found dead in their beds under circumstances almost ex actly similar, and that within the last few months. As on the previous oc casions the verdict returned this morning was that of "Death from nat ural causes." "Phoebe Vincent let the paper drop from her hands and smiled. A very beautiful woman in the prime of her life, and gowned to perfection, few knew whence she came or who she really was. Rumor had it that her husband had died under a cloud, also under circumstances said to have been "mysterious." But nobody much cared, least of all the men men of position, all of them, and not a few of rank who figured so largely among her vis itors. Indeed it had come to this, among a certain set, that not to know Phoebe Vincent was to argue yourself out of date. "Poor boy," she said at last -"I al most feel sorry at times, and yet " She looked steadfastly for some moments at a framed photograph on her silver table. Then her gaze rest- "You Lie!" She Exclaimed. ed on several portraits, framed and untrained, on the mantel. They were portraits of men, most of them, the majority portraits of men well under 40. Some were portraits of mere boys. "Pah!" she exclaimed. "I shall do it again. I know I shall. It gives me pleasure, such intense pleasure. Per haps it gratifies me even more than it gratifies them while It lasts." After a little while she rose and pressed the bell. '3 shall want the brougham to night," she said, as the maid entered. "Tell John I am going to the opera." "Tristan and Isolde" was over. In the portico of the' opera house police men and others bellowed down the line of carriages. Within the hall men and women mingled, awaiting their turn to depart. Beside the inner entrance a tall and remarkably good-looking youth, exqui sitely groomed, stood wrapped in'ad miration of an extraordinarily hand some woman waiting alone not many yards away. Seemingly the woman was ignorant of his presence, of his very existence. Tet presently she turned her head carelessly and at once her eyes met bis. As -they did so she smiled at him and almost bowed. Taken aback he instinctively raised his hat.- A moment or two later he stood beside her. "I believe I 'have had the pleas ure " he began rather awkwardly, but the woman set him at once at his "It is charming to meet. you," she said, with another entrancing smile, and extending a well-shaped hand from beneath her handsome opera cloak. "My brougham is so long com ing, could you, I wonder it would be so dear of you find out where it is? I am quite alone." She looked at him meaningly and he returned the glance. Then he dis appeared in the chattering throng. "How very bold you must think me," she said, as they drove together through the badly lighted thorough fares. "I wonder, now; if you know my name. He mentioned it at once and ahe ,;ave a aeugnuuiutue lauga. As tfcey passei swiftly down Broad way a gloved hand presently stole softly Into his and the fingers very gently pressed his own. At tbe touch Us whole soul seemed to thrill. A imoment later he had succumbed to 'the temptation and was kissing her passionately on the mouth. "How wicked of you," she said roguishly. "Really you quite hurt me. Do you often get like this?" "I love you dreadfully," he half whispered, "dreadfully. I have seen yoa so often. I have so often longed to peakto yoa. Bat I merer cot In- trodaced. : "So yoa tfcoagmt to-alsjkt yoa woaM waive the Jatroducttoa, She said lightly. "Do yoa Uss everybody like that yoa are imtrodaced to? Perhaps," she went oa presently, "I say oaly perhaps, I have soatetlaies noticed you before tonight. Four months had passed. In the boudoir of a Fifth avenue flat a young man lay half recumbent on a settee. Over him bent a woman. The man looked rather wearied. His eyes sagged slightly. And the woman peered down-at him attentively. . "Arthur." "My darling?" . "Look at me look right np into my eyes." Rather reluctantly he turned his gaze up to hers. "Arthur," she said, after a little while, during which she had seemed to him to peer into his very soul; "tell me, Arthur, have you loved any woman but me since that night since the night we met? Tell me the trith." "Why, of course I have not," he re plied with emphasis, which though ex aggerated, carried no conviction. "You lie!" she exclaimed, her whole attitude changing on the instant. "Ton lie! And yet you1 swore to me' you wouldn't you swore you would never more love anyone hut me!" Her eyes seemed to glitter. She was trembling strangely. A great wave of feeling appeared to control her. And yet at that moment she looked to the man more entrancing than ever. "Really, Phoebe, my darling," he be gan, but she checked him. "You should not lie to me," she said presently, more composedly and seem ingly half in jest. "It is dangerous to lie to me." He laughed at her a little as he flung aside his cigarette and made himself more comfortable. "Phoebe," he said. "I love you dreadfully, as I told you the first night we met, and I always shall love you." As he spoke he drew the beautiful face down to his and kissed it. She offered no resistance. Somehow on this evening she appeared to him more seductive than ever Presently he wondered then he had not no ticed it before her breath seemed td fall quite heavily upon his brow. He could not quite tell why, but as it did 'a sense of intense gratification came over him, a feeling that was strangely soothing. And now he felt distinctly she was breathing purposely upon him and allowing, perhaps also purposely, her breath to fall across his face. It held him spell-bound. His very will was fast weakening. His mental faculties were dying. "You like that?" The voice sounded at a distance. He sighed heavily. At once she bent over him still more. Now her eyes were riveted to his. Then, of a sudden, all life was blotted out from him," his heart and brain throbbed painfully; reason and consciousness alike had fled, leaving him pulseless, stupefied, inert. With a visible effort she recovered herself and rose. Her face was flushed. Her eyes glistened curiously. A strange, unnatural fever made her hot and restless. She crossed the room and rang twice. Her own maid answered the summons. "Call a cab, Aphelie," she said quickly. "He is ill." The cab arrived soon. As Phoebe heard it stop she turned. "Come, Arthur," she cried rather loudly. "You must be going now. Come along." He rose and looked stupidly about him. She helped him into his coat, then handed him his hat. "Good night," she said, extending her hand. "Good night Phoebe my darling." His speech was slow. His voice sounded hollow. His eyes, widely dis tended, with enormous shining pupils, lacked all intelligence. Mechanically he took her hand. Mechanically he passed slowly down the flight of stairs. Mechanically he pulled himself into the cab and told the driver his ad dress. "It Is extraordinary most extraordi nary." The speaker was one of three mem bers of the medical profession who chanced to be seated together in the otherwise empty smoking room of a rather well known club. "To what do you yourself attribute death?" asked another member of the group. "I can throw as much light on the problem as both of you can which is none at all," he answered grimly. "And you say this is the sixth case of the sort that has occurred in New York?" "Yes, and that within a period of ten months." "It is most interesting." "Most perplexing." "As I say, it is quite as extraordi nary a case as its predecessors. Well," glancing at the clock, "my time is up." , "I must be off, too." '"And so must L Good night to you." "Good nicht.' Weaving Done by Nature. As a weaver nature produces fine work. Certain tree barks and leaves furnish excellent cloth, as, for In stance, the famous tapa cloth used in the South Sea islands. Nature is a glassmaker, too, according to the In dian Review. By discharging her light ning into beds of quartz sand she forms exquisite little pipes of glass. She makes valuable ropes of various kinds in the shape of tropical vines and creepers. Busy Meanwhile. "Lost your temper, eh?" said the father, sternly. "Didn't I tell you if any of the other boys ever said any thing to make you angry, you should count 50 before you replied?" "Yes, sir," replied the husky boy. But I didn't get time to count 50. Before I counted 20 the other feller felled 'Enough.' "Philadelphia Press. Practical. "What did she say when she heard tie was dead In leve with herT' "She wanted to know if he carried any life insuranc t ?? , -g-vjyj'ja . r'fK - hH Fancy AT KEATING and SCHRAITS If you are not a custo mer at our store we ask of you to at least call and see our provision coun ters. All goods fresh delicious and quality np better to be bad call on us though you don't buy KEATING and SGHRAM I Eleventh Street. Columbus, Nebraska. -1 HH-?'?- IN THE RUSSIAN STYL. Curious National Customs Observed at a South Dakota Marriage. - A double wedding In. the Russian colony at Rosedale, S. D., south of Alexandria, lasted through an entire day and into the evening. The" names ef the principals were Joseph-Mandel and Katherine Hofer, and Jrichael Waldner and Katherine Gross. The ceremony was begun in the morning in the little stone church, in which the old custom of the men and women sitting on opposite sides still prevails. The Russian priest deliv ered a long sermon, and at 11:20 o'clock he called the principals to the front of the edifice, the women going first and being followed by the young men. The ceremony proper was spok en in Russian, and lasted but a short time. It was followed by a prayer and a song and then brides and bride grooms returned to their separate seats. The bridal costumes of the couples were very simple, the maidens wear ing flannelette gowns with a hand kerchief tied over their heads. The bridegrooms, however, were dressed a little more fastidiously, in that thsy wore regular wedding suits, chief of which was a long coat. A peculiarity 'about the coat is that it Is worn by every bridegroom in the settlement, two coats being kept In the settlement in case of a double wedding, and whether the bridegroom be tall or "short, large or small, the coat must do its duty. With the ceremony over, the guests and the bridal couples went to the eating house, where a big dinner com posed of noodle soup, bread, beef, sauerkraut, whiskey and wine was served. The women occupied one long table and the men another, but the bridal couples were allowed to sit together. With the dinner over came the interesting part or the ceremony, and that is the love scene which fol lows a Russian wedding. The com pany went to what is called the love room In one of the houses, where be fore the assembled crowd the brides and bridegrooms sat with arms around each other, billing and cooing, oblivious to the comments and watch ful eyes of the others. As a sort of break in the monotony for the brides one of the young ladies filled the aprons of the brides with peanuts and candy, which they munched with com placency as the joyous festivities pro ceeded. At nine .o'clock the love scene broke up and the day of the wedding came to an end. Queer Things Made From Milk. You could build a house of milk, if you liked, and it would be as strong and lasting as though made of Aber deen granite, says M. Glen Fling in Technical World Magazine. More over, all the fittings could be made of the same substance, and they would outlive the finest ordinary ma terial that was ever constructed. Billiard balls, combs, fancy boxes and many 'other things are made from the new substance, galalith, which is made from milk. There is really no limit to the articles which can be made from gal alith. It takes dyes readily and in ferior grades are colored. The best remain white, however, for white gal alith brings the highest price because of its similarity to ivory. The first grade of white galalith is made up in to knife handles, and it brings al most as high a figure as would so much ivory. Galalith is the best substitute for Ivory ever discovered, for It is smooth to the touch, retains its soft, creamy tinting for years, is not marred by soap and water and, unlike celluloid, is proof against fire. It does not chip or crack like bone, and can be cut into the most delicate shapes, being tough and not easily broken. In Austria something like 100,000 quarts of skimmed milk are used daily for the purpose of making galalith. and the Industry is largely on the in- '. t v. -- - ? - ila''ff Groceries 5 s-v-s 1 crease. TTif artrcle describes process of making this queer stance. the sab- Didn't Come in Blue. A woman who wanted soap of a certain make asked for a blue cake. "It doesn't come in blue," said the clerk. "It is made in yellow, white and green." The woman seemed disappointed, and finally bought another brand of soap in the desired tint. "That is a queer fad," said the clerk, when she had gone out. "Many women are carrying the color scheme to such extremes nowadays that they use soap that matches the furnishings of the room. In order to meet this det mand manufacturers are turning out soaps that almost every known tint. The color they are most deficient in is blue." The Divine Collapsed. A certain eminent preacher in a lit tle Now England town was asked by one of his flock who was more noted for his wit than his religious tenden cies, if he had heard the latest defini tion of Intemperance and Eternity. He replied that he had not. and re ceived the following definition: ' "That intemierancc was a wile of the devil, and eternity was a devil of a while!" The divine collapsed. Kaiser's Appointment Startles. Emperor William has startled Ger many by appointing Bruno Paul, the caricaturist of Simplicissimus to be director of the Berlin Industrial Art school. Ilerr Paul's appointment is a triumph for secessionist art and may signify the death blow to many old fashioned ideas. Odd Thng m Animals. Unlike most animals, horses have no eyebrows and hares are minus eye lids. Consequently the eyes of the latter can not be shut and a thin membraneous substance covers them when asleep. The eye of the owl is also peculiar, seeing that it is im movably fix?d in its socket and can not stir in any direction. To compen sate for this seeming disadvantage it can turn its head almost completely around without moving its body. If you were to keep a frog's mouth open many minutes it would soon die, as, owing to its peculiar construction, it can breathe only with the mouth closed. On the other hand, fishes are compelled to keep opening and closing their mouths in order to give their respiration organs full play. A curious fact about the eel Is that it has less life in its head than in its tail, consequently, when killing an eel the fisherman smashes Its tail; it also has two hearts. Snakes usually have their teeth in the bead, but one varie ty in Africa, whose principal food is eggs, is provided with a substitute for them in its stomach. Wrong. This story is told of a college pro pessor who was noted for his concen tration of mind. The professor was returning home one night from a scientific meeting, still pondering over-the subject. He had reached his room in safety, when be heard a noise which semed to come from under the bed. "Is some one there?" he asked. "Xo, professor," answered the In truder, who knew the professor's pe culiarities. "That's strange. I was positive some one was under my bed," com mented the learned man. Judge. .' The Woman's Way. "Many a married man who might make a fortune is handicapped be cause his wife demands too much af his attention. "That's right Just as soon as for tune begins to flirt with him klm wife, gets Jealoaa. ; i'''tt" V