The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, January 09, 1907, Image 8

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tuniey. Wn ,tat(eleTtfcm of
mind and feeling; that vague bat grati
fying sense 6' superiority, which was
felt by.7tnW' bourgrotegbntilboaiaje
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ing the least pains, be was a person of
rery ' cbnilderlilIeTlfenrty attalwiiemta.
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ROBERT' GUTHRIE, Lincoln, Neb.
J. S. and J. G. ROTH, Mill ord, Neb.
DAVID LEA, SUver. Creek, Neb.
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Balance females including cows well
along in calf or with calf at foot.
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ber of good thing's in sale. Time
will be given on any of above offer
ings at 8 on approved notes; 3, 6 or
9 months.
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0. S. KELSEY, Mgr.
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for short write-up of the offerings.
Write for Catalogues.
THE ART. OF SEEING.
Mair the WrM Get am Edaea
tlea hjr Aaeeratl.a.
John Wanamaker was once asked to
Invest In an .expedition to
recover
doubloons from the Spanish
ipflfo '
which for half a century had lain at
the bottom of the sea In sunken frig
ates. "Young men," he replied, "I know of
a better expedition than this right
here. Near your own feet lie treas
ures untold. You can have them all
by faithful study.
"Let us not be content to mine the
most coal, to make the largest locomo
tives, 'to weave the largest quantities
of carpets, but amid the sounds of the
pick, the blows of the hammer, the rat
tle of the looms and the roar of the
machinery take care that the immortal
mechanism of God's own hand the
mind Is still full trained Tor the high
est and noblest service.'
The Ignorant man is always placed
at a great disadvantage. No matter
how much natural ability one- may
have, if be is ignorant be Is discount
ed. It Is not enough to possess ability;
It must be made available by' mental
discipline. "We ought to be ashamed to
remain in ignorance In a land where
the blind, the deaf and dumb, where
even cripples and invalids, manage to
get. a good, education. The trouble Is
that many youths throw away little
opportunities for self culture because
they cannot see great ones, and they
let the years slip by without any spe
cial effort at self Improvement until
they are shocked In middle life or
biter by waking up to the fact that
they are still ignorant of what they
ought to know. .
It is not absolutely necessary that an
education should be crowded into a
few years' of school life. The best
educated people are .those who are
always learning, always absorbing
knowledge from every possible source
amUati every -opportunity. I know
young people who ha-v attired a bet
ter education, a finer culture, through a
habit of observation or carrying a book
r article in the pocket to read at odd
,aWMaeats or by taking courses In cor
respondence schools than many who
Juwe. gone through college. Youths
who are quick to catch at new Ideas
and who are In frequent contact with
SBperlor minds not only often acquire
a pcrsanil charaa, but, even to a re
urkable degree, develop mental
power.
'The world Is a great university.
'From the cradle to the grave we are al
ways hi Clod's great klndergartea,
where evarythihg Is trying to teach
a its leans, to give ma Its great se-
are always
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always storing up precious Jilts, of
knowledge. Everything has a lesson
for them. It all depends upon the. eye
that can see, the mind that can appro-.
priate. Very few people ever learn.
I 1..V.W .A ttlt. JIWACI fitI.. tl111(tl
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me worm wnn a supernciui giuuce ai
things. Their eye pictures are so faint
and so dim that details are lost, and no
strong Impression is made on the. mind.
The eye was intended for a great ed
ucator. The brain Is a prisoner, never
getting out to the outside world. It de-'
pends upon its five or six servants, .the
senses, to bring It material, and the
larger part of it comes through the eye.
The man who has learned the art of
seeing things looks with his brain.
Success. ' '
The Ffeeaeh View f Marriage.
The French, guided, by reason, as
they say, regard the institution of
matrimony as a rational regulation of
the fact of sex, as a compromise be
tween the rights of the Individual, and
the rights of society. The man obeys,"
but 'under protest. He to wIHing to
sacrifice his liberty so far, but beyond
that point he regards self abnegation
as fanatical asceticism. -Marriage, un
der French usage is a partnership in
which such matters as character, tastes,,
education, birth and property are to
be considered. Contracting families
scrutinize the proposed, bride' '.and
groom as If coming up for admittance
Into a club. They look at our custom
of marrying for love with amazement,
as we should look at a grocer's cart
that started on its rounds at thirty
miles an hour. Our system Confines
its view to the romantic dreams of
youth afid regards matrimony" rather
as a holiday" crnisetlaa. voyage; for
life. We may err ,1a our endeavor to
regard men and wonM:aai disembod
ied -spirits, and. yet - we 'cannot buf
think that the FrenelTerr in tneir leso
Intlonto be. seasiblevand regard mien
and women' u' animals taken loathe
tolls of society:. Our theory may look
too far intothe future; theirs lingers
too far in the bratafpast-H. D. Sedg
wick In Atlantic. ,
Awe Iaaplrlaar "Ceatame Play.'
One very, common .notion .seema .to.
possess playgoers on both sides oft the
Atlantic: Itlsthe notion that acos
tume play; a pteyA whose sceBeaivare
laid, anywhere and any time betfeen
toe birth of Christ and. 1840, dosjfi by
that tjery fact acquire a 'Uteiar; merit
a literary distinction and profoundsig-
attmalWaat BatAah aeaeatV t tall llrmSaSlll1ir
above the mere prose ptay ot meernT
everyday life. It matters not whether
toe personages ef toe ceataaae ptay
talk blank verse or a patchworkHdic-
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"It is more Important nat the break
fast should be a substantial and suit
able meal than any other of the day,"
said. Dr. BL JH. Bartley of thevLong is
land Medical college. "We don't want
a heavy b'reakfasL'but It should be one
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from which "we get quick returns la
--force .and eaetgy.TheioU atmlle oi
, comparing the body, with a furnace
noius gooa m every, aeuuu A,utguM
the engineer closes, mV draft; banks
his fire and lets' it 'smolder' through toe
hours. 'In the morning he shakes the
grate1 and opens the draft, but this Is
"hot enough. He-vast pat on fresh
fuel; and he prefers aoaaething that.wJU
'Ignite quickly. la ithe-.morning both
t'body5 and; mind .are sluggish, and vital
ltyjJow. .It.needSjnotonly both fresh
air. and, exercisej but,Talso,food,uand
food, that will digast ,qnickly and. fur-
msn a speedy stimulus, nnng coior ra
the cheek, warmth to toe extremities,
elasticity; to the step, and alertness to
the mental faculties. l
In their anxiety: for this quick stim
vlu8 many people take hot.water or al
coholic drinks la the morning.' But. the
universal .nionring stimulant Is coffee
The:active principle ofDcoffee Is caf
feine. Under the influence of this sub-
stance thought flows more easily, the
uieuuu iBCiuues ace qiuvacucu, auu
feelings 'of lassitude and drowsines
pass awayl' For tola reason, It is a bad
nightv drink and a. good morning drink.
One cup of coffee hi the morning will
not hurt, any .healthy person.": Several
cups are undoubtedly excess, and the
practice, of children going to school or
men anil women going to work on a
breakfast; of coffee alone tis absolutely
"tqbe -condemneiL Coffee taken copi
ously: in the morning stimulates, the ac
.tivlties, andvsatisfiea .the craving foi
food, but the person who makes. his
breakfast of it -or-who drives himself
to workoavvcoffea-iwben'heiis tired is
setting the pace that. kills. Tea Is very
"slmilair'in all its effects' to cdffeel Choc
olate Isi tru food," especially when
made' with inllic. It contains 'from '3D to
0 per cent of f at and Is very1 nourish
lug. But It is a sedative, not a stimu
lant. It' produces a feeling of-drowsiness
and heaviness, which makes it n
good night 'drink for' wakefnl, persons.
, This comes vfrbm the cocoa butter,
which Js rfbt easily absorbed into the
system and so lies In the stomach for
a time. Anyone who took; chocolate as
constantly as most persons do tea and
coffee would have indigestion-and dys
pepsia. -Taken. occasionally, It; is a nu
tritious food..
"We' do not want beefsteak In the
morning. Its return in force and en
ergy is too slow. The very best of all
breakfast meats is bacon. There are a
few4-persons who. have what we call
'fat indigestion' who cannot take ba
con. But-every one -else.'even babies a
year and-a half old,- can take It health
fully, especlally-for breakfast. It stim
ulates the gastrin juices to do. their
work of digestion, and. we get a quick
retunLfrom.it hrforceand. energy. An
eminent English surgeon has. said that
'toe best preparation for a hard day'a
'work isa good breakfast with plenty
of bacon. 'f , ,
' "The ideal breakfast Is one cup of
coffee, a cereal 'with sugar and milk
and 'bacon. We get the quickest return
in energy from sugar, fat. and starch.
.'The bone and muscle buildings elements
are. slower In their action; and we can
take them at other meals when toe fur
nace Is fairly started' for 'toe day."
New Y'ori Tribune!
., .i'Ea,,r B,1a Traelr.
'.f Count Zambeccarl', the balloonist, had
at least two warnings of the terrible
ateat .flnally.befell him. Twice bis
bljoon descended In the' Adriatic sea,'
and he was only 'rescued 'from the
waves when death, seemed certain. But
Nemesis pvertook him ?one, September
,.4ay in1312. When he was descending
;aft$rja.,teip from Bologna his balloon
ught' fire when abouC 100, feet from
.the ground.. The count leaped from toe
..car: andr(waa;pickedPup dead, while his
companion u auffered terrible. Injuries,
from ;wbicbhowever,vhe recovered.
' uLess. thaa .threemontbs after .this
tragedy two French aeronauts,. De Kb-aler-and
rjtomaln, '.attempted to cross
the English channel from Boulogne in
"agas balloon thirty-seven-feet in diam
eter,' beneath which was' sttspeaded a
smalletufire balloon. When the aero
'nattts had 'ascended about 3,000 feet
'toe 'spectators were horrified1 to see the
balloon' burst Into a-inass of flames
and drop toward the' earth with the
speeiT or 'a spent rocket. Rosier was
dashed to pieces r and Jtilled on the
spot, andRomain onlysaryived a few
minutes. "1
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Da 'Aalatahl CmmM BleJet
' ' I' do' not belleVe J that aatauUB -ever
commit suicide. I do not believe" that
ttey'have anynotloojrordeath or take
any1 note of time or ever: pat up any
bluff game orever deliberate together
br'form plans br forecast the' seasons.
They may practice deception, aewbea
'a bird feigns lameaess or paralysis to.
decoy you away from her nest,, but
this, of course, is instinctive and not
consciousvdecept!oh'.s There Is at times
something" that "suggests co-operation
amoug them; as when' wolves I bunt in
relays', as tbey'arb-sald to do, or when
quarry-in front while toe other assaults
' It from' the 'rearr 'or1' when -quail roost
upon the ground -in'a ring; -their 'tails
rtcrtbe'centerrthelr heads outward, or
as when cattle or horses form a circle
wheaartacked Inhecepea by wild
beasKthecatHe with their heads oat
ward and the horses with their beele.
Of. course all this Is Instinctive, and aot
result' of deBberationrhe hone
always tpms.hls'.taii .to the etorm as
well, and cows
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White Lead
Paint
The best painters still
ue pure white lead and
pare linseed oil, and they
secure results, both in apt
pearance and in wearing
qualities, which can be had
in no other way.
If your paint has peeled
off the house, it was not
Collier,
Red Seal or Southern
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For arte by frst-cka dcakn.
STRIKING IT RICH.
Saaerlraee ef a ! Hunt?
Aastralla.
Tales of treasure finding always pos
sess a' fascination for all classes of
-readers. Even the mature' mind .sel
dom loses its delight in such stories.
Mr. Whltmarsh in "The World's Hough
Hand" describes his owu experiences
as a fortune hunter. At the time of
which he writes be was n young fel
low and with his older and more
experienced partner, Sam, was in Aus
tralia seeking for gold.
We had just finished our midday
BreaL. Early in the morning I had
crossed an old track leading to some
deserted workings near by and on it
had picked up a piece of honeycombed
mineral which I could not place. I
thought of it now and tossed it ovento
Sam; saying: "Here's a curious hit -of
stuff I found. It looks volcanic."
Sam laughed.
"I: don't wonder it-puzzled you, son
ny," he said. "It's a bit of coke, drojH
ped.from a wagon probably."
He threw, it. back at me, and I care-
, lessly began to pound it between -two
bits of rock, Suddenly one of the
atones split. ' The fracture was holtow,
containing grapelike clusters of dark
green. .
7, "Well, here's "something new, any
way,'' I said.
Sam's face changed as be -looked at
the, stone. ,He tried the green sub
stance with, bis knife. It cut like
' wax.
"Chloride silver!" be' cried. "Where
SM you findit?'
I snowed him the exact spot, -and he
wildly scrambled round on his hands
and knees.- is'o.stone like it was to
be found.
"It doesn't 'belong here," asserted
Sam. "Being round, it -rolled down the
hUl, and it may have rolled a long
way."
- .It couldn't have come far," said. I,
pointing, to. a thick scrub growth.
"That's nothing. The scrub Is per
haps fifty years old, while the stone
may have been 'working' down for
60.000 years. We'll look up the hill."
We took 'a direct line toward the
summit of the range. Near a small
bill with a "black, uneven crest we
found some more of tbeaiecxnlar round
stoaes.
Tonders oar pile, laoV'amhl Sam
The crest of toe small hill proved to
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be tne source or Hen specimens. A few
moments work' with the pick laid bare
a seam of ore seven feet in width. As
long as I live I shall never forget the
excitement and crazy joy that I felt.
We bad' not taken a miner's right and
could not legally peg- ont acclaim. Sam
.left me to guard our find and started
for town. That afternoon was a glori
ously happy one. I stretched myself
out at full length, pulled my hat over
my eyes and built air castles. -In less
than four hours Sam returned. lie had
walked ten miles, taken ont a miner's
right and procured some tool. Our
claim was safe.
The Fly Cantlaa- Prrleane.
Wliiie our knowledge' of these things
does not exact from us an independent
protest against constantly repeated
praise of the qualities of trout .and of
fly casting as a means of taking them,
it perhaps adds to the spirit and em
phasis of our dissent when we are told
that fly casting for trout Is the only
style of fishing worthy of cultivation
and that no other method ought to be
undertaken by a true fisherman. This
is one of the deplorable fishing affecta
tions and pretenses which the sensible
rank and file of the fraternity ought
openly to expose and repudiate. Our
irritation is greatly increased when we
recall the fact that every one of these
superrcfined fly .casting dictators when
he fails to allure trout by his most
scientific casts will chase grasshopiters
to the point of profuse perspiration and
turn over logs and stones with fever
ish anxiety in quest of worms and
grubs, if haply he can with these save
himself from empty handedness. Nei
ther his fine theories nor his exclusive
faith in fly casting so develops his self
denying heroism that he will turn his
back upon fat and lazy trout that will
not rise. From Grover Cleveland's
"Fishing and Shooting Sketches."
CoaKTatalatla- Blaatarck.
When Prince Bismarck was eighty
years old he received an immense num
ber of congratulatory birthday mes
sages by wire and post. The staff of
the tiny postoflice at Friedrichsruh
was raised to thirty officials for the
birthday week, while the telegraphers
bad at their disposal five direct wires
to Hamburg and four to Berlin. From
March 25 to April 1 the number of tel
egrams received gradually rose from
102 to 4,122, with 128,2 words. Dur
ing the whole period close upon 12,000
telegrams, aggregating nearly half a
million words, were received and for
warded. In the same period there ar
rived 979 ordinary parcels, 225 regis
tered parcels, 995 registered letters and
about 450,000 ordinary letters and book
post consignments. The only telegrams
to which immediate answer was neces
sary were those from royalties. The
only other so honored was one from
school children in England.
A HeMt la HlMaelf.
In Washington. Oa.. the first town in
America named for the Father of His
Country. lived General Robert Toombs,
one of the brilliant lights of hospitality
In a country where social Instinct Is
second nature. A committee once wait
ed on General Toombs to consult him
about erecting a hotel in tne town, says
the author of "Dixie After the War."
"We have no need of one," said Gen
eral Toombs simply. "When respecta
ble' ieopIe come here they can stay at
my house. If they are not respectable,
we do not want them at all." Youth's
Companion.
Verateat'a Twa
One winter when Thaddeus Stevens
bad corns hack to his Vermont home
he was the victim of a severe cold
and could not leave the bouse for many
weeks. One of bis callers was Lewis
Clark, a man of short .stature, who
in earlier days had beeu a playmate of
the "Old Commoner" and was a near
neighbor of the Stevens family In their
Peacham home. Yermouters had just
begun to wear buffalo coats, and Mr.
Clark arived at the Stevens home al
most lost in a coat which reached to
the ground. His upturned collar com
pletely covered, his ears and face, while
a fur cap completed the. disguise.
"Is that you,' Lewls?r asked" Mr.
Stevens to an Jncreduioas tone.
"Yes, TbadV he replied.
".Well, skin yourself and sit down,"
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exclaimed the other. -
During the interesting coaversatioa
which followed, Mr. Chirk; aeked Ste
vens if he wouldn't coaie'back to his
Vermont home and live.
"Xo," replied Stevens. "Ton have
but two seasons here-rwiater and late
in the fall.w-Harper,, Weekly..
The Ct
Sir Samuel Baker Ja hta "W1H
Beasts" says that .the power of the
jaws of the crocodile ts'tenrlSc. Oaee
he liad the, metal of .a arise hoekv the
thickness of ordinary telegraph, wire,
completely ?eiit together, the barbed
point bein pressed tightly 'against the
shank and rendered useless: This com
pression was caused by. the saapief, the
jaws, when seizing a, live deck which
he had used as a bait, the hook beta
fastened beneath one .wing. Oa eae
occasion he found a fish weigh lag sev
enty pounds bitten clean through ,aa If
divided by a knife. This, again, wan
the work of a snap from the jaws of a
crocodile. M. Pant Bert once made
experiments on the strength of a croc
odile's jaws by means of a dynamome
ter. He found that a crocodile weigh
ing 120 pounds exerted a force of 308
pounds in closing his jaw. The lloa
has an enormous jaw power. Oa oae
occasion ' an African traveler pushed
the butt end of bis gun Into a lion's
mouth, and the pressure of the Jaws
cracked It as tbongh it bad beea etrack
by a steam hammer.
FAIR PLAY.
A Plea That la
All
There is an appeal to which nearly
all classes of men give heed let as
have fair play. Yoa Buy addrcaa .a
schooiful of mischievous boys oa .the
beauties of goodness, oa the evils 'of
cruelty or harshness to their feUews.
and they' will laugh at yoa. Exhorta
tions to avoid any abstract evil or
wrong and appeals to follow aay ab
stract virtue will seem hasy to alaaeat
any collection of ordinary, healthy ,aad
lusty young boys, but if their seaee ef
fair play be addressed there Is a ready
response.
Go among a crowd of wharaagera er
longshoremen or the roughest and SMat
reckless sailors, who have neither
home nor principles of aay sort, aad
talk to them of the thiags ef the head
or of the heart aad they will think
that you are a harmless bat quite fu
tile specimen from crankdoaa. Try to
awaken in them a horror of the brutal
ity of their usual life, speak la atoviaf
terms of the force and beauty of kind
ness or of virtue or of any attribato
of a polite and civilised society .aad
way of life, and yoa will be aoUciUag
the wind, talking; to a statue, aboutlnc
in the desert But in toe most uncouth
assemblage and in the vilest haaat la
tne Knglisb speaking world
iair piay ana ioanu your
and your plea on that baste, aad the
effect Is Instant aad eloquent
delphla Ledger.
Overleaae.
Corned beef hash as aiade by
ator Hanna's cook was very popular
In Washington several years age.
When the head waiter of the achate
restaurant wanted hash prcaaied very
carefully he ordered it thte.way: "Oae
corned beef hash for Senator Haaaa."
One day when the restaurant wae
ing a heavy business ahaeat everybody
seemed to want corned beef haah.
"Corned beef hash for Senator Haana"
had been ordered foarteea thmea.
When the Sfteeath order went .dewa
to the kitchen the chef shouted
"That's fifteen orders for Seaater
Hanna! He'd better watch oat er he'Q
founder hisself."
Saved the Sit
"Ha, here comes RatchWe
dagger! My last loaaaat has arriv
ed!" exclaims oae ef the characters ha
a new melodrama. Uafertaaately.
however, the actor repmatatlag Kat
cliffe had forgottea the dagger: .aad
come on the stage without it Bat he
was equal to the eccaaloa. "ViUala,"
he exclaimed, "thoa theasfetot .thou
sawst a dagger la artae haatL ?Twaa
thine evil coaacicaca .aaaaMed the vi-
Batl will slay thee with a
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