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Even If ke had reached the regions where It 'is claimed there are 3.000.000 square antlee of anoccupied territory, would this have been of any benefit to hu-. aaaalty at large? asks Boston Budget Would the country have been inhabi table, and If it were, how would in tending settlers ever get there through the ley barriers that would oppose their progress on all sides? Possibly la the distant future, modern Invent iveness might be able to make jour neying to the pole comparatively easy, ao that even excursion parties. might go there on pleasure trips, but at pres ent this seems to be as little likely of. realization as would be a trip to Mars aa a flying machine. However, man Is aa inquiring animal, and is always wanting to eat of the tree of know ledge, and if only his curiosity would he gratified by the invasion of the North Pole, there would be some ad vancement made In developing the spirit of enterprise without which there is no progress in any acknow ledged practical direction. Science would be benefited by the discovery, if nothing else came from it for the pros perity of mankind. Peary has not at tained the summit of his ambition, bat that will not discourage others from trying to outdo him. His exam ple will encourage them to venture farther thaa he did. for as he followed others he will have, no doubt many sacoessors. The best solace that Peary has in his defeat is the faith that his wife exhibited during his silent ac ta his ability to return to her though she knew from experience alf the difficulties aad dangers of arctic travel. National Department of Health. The plea made by Prof. Norton of Tale university for a national depart ment of health Is aot to be ignored, remarks the Troy Times. Tale has taken np the matter, and other insti tutions and men of high professional standing are giving attention. 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Ellersly sat opposite me, aad I was Irritated, and thrown into confusion, too, every time I lifted my eyes, by the crashed, criminal expression of his face. He ate aad drank hugely and extremely bad manners it would have beea regarded la me had I made as much aoise as he. or lifted such quan tities at a time into my mouth. But throega this noisy gluttony he man aged somehow to maintain that hang dog air like a thief who has gone through the house aad. oa his way oat haa.paased at the pantry, with the sack of 'plunder beside him. to gorge I looked at'Aaita several times, each time with a carefully-framed remark ready, each time I found her gase on me aad I could say nothing; could only look away in a sort of panic. Her eyes were str&igely variable. I have seen them of a gray, so pale that it was almost silverlike the steelylight of the snow-line at the edge of the horizon; again, and they were so that evening, they shone with the deepest softest blue, and made one think, as one looked at her, of a fresh violet frozen in a block of clear ice. I sat behind her in the box at the theater. During the first and second Intermissions several men dropped in to speak to her mother and her1 fel lows who didn't ever come down town, but I could tell they knew who I was by the way they ignored me. It exas perated me to a pitch of fury, that coldly insolent air of theirs a jerky nod at me without so much as a glance, and no notice of me when they were leaving my box beyond a faint supercilious smile as they passed with eyes straight ahead. I knew what It meant what they were thinkingthat the "Bucket-shop King." as the news papers had dubbed me. was trying to use old Eliersly's necessities as a "jimmy" and "break into society." When .the curtain went down for the last intermission, two young men ap peared; I did not get up as I had be fore, but stack to my seat I had reached that point at which courtesy has become cowardice. They craned and strained at her round me and over me, presently gave up and retired, disguising their anger as contempt for the bad manners of a bounder. But that disturbed me not a ripple, the more as I was delighting in a consoling discovery. Listening and watching as she talked with these young men, whom she evidently knew well, I noted that she was distant and only politely friendly in manner habit ually, that while the ice might thicken for me, it was there always. I knew enough about women to know that If the woman who can thaw only for one man Is the most difficult she is also the most constant "Once she thaws toward me!" I said to myself. When the young men had gone," I leaned forward until my head was close to hers, to her hair fine, soft abundant electric hair. Like the in-J f atuated fool that I was, I tore out all the pigeon-holes of my brain in search of something to say to her, something that would start her to thinking well of me. She must have felt my breath upon her neck, for she moved away slightly, and .It seemed to me a shiver visibly passed over that wonderful white skin of hers. I drew back and involuntarily said, "Beg pardon." I glanced at her mother and it was my turn to shudder. I can't hope to give an accurate impression of that "stony, mercenary, mean face. There are looks that paint upon the human countenance the whole of a life, as a flash of lightning paints upon the blackness of 'the night miles on miles of landscape. The look of Mrs. Eliersly's stern disapproval at her daughter, stern command that she be more civil, that she unbend showed me the old woman's soul. "If you wish it" I said, on impulse. to Miss Ellersly in a low voice. T shall never try to see you again." I could feel rather than see the blood suddenly beating in her akin, and there was in her voice a nervous ness very like fright as she answered: "I'm sure mamma and I shall be glad to see you whenever you come." "You?" I persisted. "Tea,'' she said, after a brief hesi tation. "Glad?" I persisted. ' She smiled the faintest change in the perfect curve of, her lips. "You are very persistent aren't yon?" "Vary," I answered. "That is why I have always got whatever I wanted." , "I admire it" said she. "No, you don't" I replied. "Ton think it is vulgar, and you think I am vulgar because I have that quality that and some others." She did not contradict me. "Well, I am vulgar from your standpoint" I went on. "I have pur poses and passions. And I pursue them. For instance, you." "IV she said tranquilly. "Ton." I repeated. "I made ap my mind the first day I saw you that I'd make yon like me. Aad 90a will." "That is very flattering." said she. "And a little terrifying. For" she faltered, then went bravely on "I suppose there Isn't anything yoa'd stop at in order to gain your end." "Nothing." said I. and I compelled her to meet my gaze. 8he drew a long breath, and I thought there was a sob In it like a frightened child. ' "But I repeat" I went on, "that if you wish it I shall never try to you again. Do you wish it?" . "I doal know." she slowly. "I think hot" As she spoke the hut word, she lift- eyes to mine with a look of friendliness la them that I'd sot hare seea there. I to be blind to her defects, to thee and smutches with which her sur roundings must have sullied her. And that friendly look seemed to me an unmistakable hypocrisy in obedience to her mother. However, it had the effect of bringing her nearer to my own earthly level, of putting me at ease with her; and for the few remain ing minutes we talked freely, I Indif ferent whether my manners and con versation were correct As I helped her into their carriage. I pressed her arm slightly, and said In a voice for her only, "Until to-morrow." VII. FRESH AIR IN A GREENHOUSE. At five the next day I rang the El iersly's bell, was taken through the drawing-room into that same library. "I CAUGHT HER IN MY ARMS AND MANY The curtains over the double doorway between the two rooms were almost drawn. She presently entered from the hall. I admired the picture she made in the doorway her big hat ber embroidered dress of 'white cloth, and that small, sweet cold face of hers. And as I looked, f knew that nothing, nothing ho. not even her wish, her command could stop me from trying to make her my own. That resolve must have shown in my face it or the passion that inspired it for she paused and paled. "What is It?" I asked. "Are you afraid of me?" She came forward proudly, a fine scorn in her eyes. "No." she said. "But if you knew, you might be afraid of me." "I am," I confessed. "I am afraid of you because you inspire in me a feel ing that Is beyond my control. I've committed many follies in my life I have moods in which it amuses me to defy fate. But those follies have al ways been, of my own willing. Ton" I laughed "you are a folly for me. But one that compels' me." She smiled not discouragingly and seated herself on a tiny sofa In the corner, a curiously impregnable intrenchment as I noted for my im pulse was to carry her by storm. I was astonished at my own audacity; I was wondering where my fear of her had gone, my awe of her superior fine ness and breeding. "Mamma will be down in a few minutes," she said. "I didn't come to see your mother," replied I. "I came to see you." She flushed, then frozer-and I thought I had once more "got upon" her nerves with my rude directness. How eagerly sensitive our nerves are to bad impressions of one we don't like, and how coarsely insensible to bad impressions of one we do like! "I see rve offended again, aa usual." said L "Tou attach so much impor tance to petty little dancing-master tricks and caperings. Tou live al ways have lived In an artificial at mosphere. Real things act on you like fresh air on a hothouse flower." "Tou are fresh air?" she inquired, with laughing sarcasm. "I am that" retorted I. "And good for you as you'll Had when yoa get used to me." : I heard voices In the next room her mother's and some man's. We waited until it was evident we were not to, be disturbed. AsI realized that fact aad surmised its meaning, I looked triumphantly at her. "I see yoa. are aerving yourself' 'said l-with a laugh.- "Ton are perfect ly certain I am going to propose to yoa," I J!l BB? I IiIBDBBBBBbBBuRb.B' j!U? f 'A 4 I let aad half-starts "Your mother to the next it too." I weat oa, laughing isagreeabiy. "Your par- eats aaed moaey they x have decided to' sail yoBr their only large lacome prodaciag asset And I am wllliag to bay. What do you say r ' I was Mocking her way oat ef the room. She. was staadiag. her .breath coming fast her eyes biasing. "Ton are frightful!" aha excltiaiea la a low voice. "Because I am frank, becaase I am honest? Because I waatto put thlags oa a sound basis?. I. suppose, if I came lying and pretending aad let yon lie and .pretend, aad let your pareata I ar.Sam lie aad pretend, yoa would ,V, e almost tolerable. Well, I'm ,n"tftAat kind. When there's ao spe cial reason one way or the other, I'm willing to smirk and grimace aad dod-1 der aad drivel, like the rest of your friends, those ladies and gentlemen. But when there's business to be trans acted, I 'am bustoess-like. Let's aot begin with your thinking yoa are de ceiving me, and ao hating me and de spising me and trying to keepup the deception. Let's begin right" , She was listening; she was "ao longer longing to fly from the room; she was curious. I knew I had scored. "In any event" I continued, "you would have married for money. Tou've been brought np to it like all these girls of your set Tod'd be miserable without luxury. If you had your choice between love without luxury and lux ury without love, it'd be. as easy to KISSED TIMES." HER-NOT ONCE. BUT foretell which you'd do as to foretell how a starving poet would choose be tween a loaf of bread and a volume of poems. You may love love; but you iove life your kind of life better!" She lowered her head. "It is true," she said. "It is low and vile, but it is true.' "Your parents need money " I be gan. She stopped me with a gesture. "Don't blame them," she pleaded. "I am more guilty than they." I was proud of her as she made that confession. ' "You have the mak ing of a real woman In you," said I. "I should have wanted you even if you hadn't But what I now see makes what I thought a folly of mine look more like wisdom." "I must warn you," she said, and now she was looking directly at me, t'l shall never love you." "Never Is a long time," replied I. "I'm old enough to be cynical about prophecy." "I shall never love you," she re peated. "For many reasons you wouldn't understand. For one you will understand." "I understand the 'many reasons' you say are beyond me," said I. "For, dear young lady, under this coarse ex terior I assure you there's hidden a rather sharp outlook on human na- tni-A anrf well norvmt that resnond y, to the faintest changes in you as do Regulating the Whirlwind tit the Mather Failed to Succeed in This Case. The Mississippi is proverbially an unreliable quantity and Shakespeare has celebrated the woman's wit" which, when the door is shut will "out at the casement" or, that exit being denied, selects the keyhole or flies out with the smoke. But even more dif ficult to foresee or control is the ac tion of the individuality Inclosed in the small boy. Young Mrs. Randall was often In despair about Percy, who would ask dreadful questions at inopportune momenta. For instance, when there were guests and guests were frequent at the minister's table in some lull of conversation Percy was liable to point a fat finger at the guest and solemnly inquire: "Mam ma, what's that man's name?" However, Percy could by superhu man exertions, be made to understand some thlags, aad then he Invariably obeyed-roae great comfort to the mtae caat be aHaeataar.wttaeat sea sitiveaees. Waatraa, other, riasoa the reaaoa? That yoa thla yea tat iF "Thaak yea ft she replied. Ton caat at havtag ln mm Mttl m matter.'. "I kfcmMfc a I- WI4 I' :."! laafM """ - . l w ' eeaaaaaaaca. -- - ' "Bat yoa doa't DaWftW wawXawVaKlwa "Oa the contrary. I fectiy," I assured her. "And the here, yoa are-not with him.? w 8he lowered her head aa that I ao view of bar face. "Yoa aad ha da aot marry." I oa, "becauae yoa are both poor?" ' "No," aha replied. "Because ha does not care for yoa?" "No net that" aha said. "Becauae yoa thought he hadat enough for two?" . A long pause, thaa. vary faintly: "No not that" "Then it must be becauae ha han't aa much money aa he'd .like, aad mast find a girl who'll bring hint what ha most wants." 8he was silent . "That Is, while he lores yoa dearly, he loves money more. Aad he's wilt Ing to see yoa go to another man, be the wife of another man, be every thing to another man." I laughed. "I'll take my chances against leva of that sort" "You doa't understand," she mar mured. "Yoa, doa't realise there are many things that mean nothing to yoa and that mean1 oh, so much to people brought up as we are." "Nonsense!" said I. "What do yoa mean by 'we'? Nature has beea bring ing us up for a thousand thoasand years. A few years of silly false train ing doesn't undo her work. If yoa aad he had cared for"each other, yoa wouldn be here, apologizing for his selfish vanity." "No matter about him," she cried impatiently, lifting her head haught ily. "The point is. I love' him and always shall. I warn you." "And I take you at my own risk?" Her look answered "Yes!" "Well." I took her hand "then, we are engaged." Her whole body grew tense, and her hand chilled as it lay in mine. "Dont please don't" I said gently. "I'm not so bad as all that If yon win be as generous with me as I shall ha with you, neither of us will ever re gret this." There were tears on her cheeks aa I slowly released her hand. "I shall ask nothing of you that yoa are not ready freely to give," I said. Impulsively she stood and put oat her, hand, and the eyes she lifted to mine were shining and friendly. I caught her In my arms and kissed her not once but many times. Aad it was not until the chill of her Ice-like face had cooled me that I released her. drew back red and ashamed aad stammering apologies. But her im pulse of friendliness had beea killed; she once more, as I saw only too plain? ly. felt for me that sense of repulsioaf felt for herself that sense of self-degr radation. "I cannot marry you!" she mut tered. "You can and will and must" 1 cried, infuriated by her look. There was a long silence. I could easily guess what was being fought out in her mind. At last she slowly drew'herself up. "I can not refuse," she said, and her eyes sparkled with defiance that had hate in it "You have the power to compel me. Use it like the brute you refuse to let me forget that you are." She looked so young so beautiful, so angry aad so tempting. "So I shall!" I answered. "Children have to be taught what is good for them. Call in your mother, and we'll tell her the news."' Instead, she went into the next room. I louowea, saw Mrs. caiersiy seated at the tea-table in the corner farthest from the library where her daughter and I had been negotiating. "Won't you give us tea, mother?" said Anita, on her surface not a trace of the cyclone that must still havo been raging in her. "Congratulate me. Mrs. Ellersly." said I. "Tour daughter has consented to marry me." Instead of speaking. Mrs. Ellersly began to cry real tears. And for a moment I thought there was a real heart inside of her somewhere. But when she spoke, that delusion van ished. "Ton must forgive .me. Mr. Black lock," she said in her hard, smooth, polite voice. "It Is the shock of real izing I'm about to lose my daughter." And I knew that her tears were from joy and relief Anita had "come up to the scratch;" the (hideous menace of "genteel poverty" had been averted. "Do 'give us tea. mamma," said Anita. Her cold, sarcastic tone cut my nerves and ber mother's like a razor blade. I looked sharply at her. and wondered whether I was not making a bargain vastly different from that my passion was picturing. (To be Continued.) young mother. Just before two visit ing clergymen arrived for supper Mrs. Randall had -an Interview with her son. and succeeded In making him understand that he must not ask peo ple's names. "Besides, mother's going to tell yoa just what these gentlemen's names are now." she said, tnen yon won i need to ask." Percy repeated "Mr. Small" and "Mr. Lawaoa" until he thoroughly knew them. The mother put him ia his high chair this time with a. sense of relief. n He kept praiseworthy x silence for some time, but finally! "Mamma." he burst out and the fat finger Irresistibly lifted itself "which one of 'em is Mr. Small aa' which Is Mr. Lawson?" Uncle Jerry. "Doa't take ao stock ia the that's, always whlsnerin'." advised Uncle Jerry Peebles. "If he's afraid to trust his own. voice there's thin' wrong oa the Inside of 1m." saying for ana" maaamnB amvav BaaawatnwaaYp aava Frontier m ' 'srAjawaW''T' s - (I- ITOISTM A amm -- aaaw'Bv.avBv b b a bTtbbw aaw mat llaP :rK JTT'a2BaaaaaHBanSl 2m K8' yKBBaBKBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBaBcm $l!f'- George Ely HE times were flush; there had been good crops, and an abundant harvest had been gathered and stored away. The. people on old Lick creek, in Ralls coun- ' ty. Mo., were happy and eager to enjoy themselves. The coun try was sparsely settled, and there was little to be had that was good to eat or drink nearer than the town of Florida, on Salt river, where Squire Clemens, the father, of Mark Twain, kept a store. They danced all night under the hospitable roof where sat old Uncle Rhuebin Reddish. Aunt Lou extend ing them a warm welcome; then they went home with Rube Purvis to eat bear meat and from there to Uncle Harry's and Aunt Edy's. where veni son was broiling and bee gums had been robbed. Christmas eve day was bright and pretty. The sun broke through a rift of clouds and the revelers were fairly intoxicated with joy. They intended to spend the night and Christmas day at the Widow Mackelroy's, where there was plenty of room and an abun dance of good things to eat aad drink. The Widow Mackelroy was with the crowd. She had left Uncle Ned 'and Aunt Polly to look after her 'house, telling them that If they went away to close the doors. The faitbful old servants were not liable to go farther than some cabins occupied by .colored people, and the widow knew 'that they would answer the summons .of the ranch bell. Though it was .Christmas time she never dreamed (that the negroes would leave the place. ' Old Ned and Aunt Polly did leave the house, and a big black bear must ihave been watching them when they (walked away. He had doubtless scent ,'ed the odor of a Christmas feast It was easy for bruin to smash one of the kitchen windows and enter the apartment unmolested. After feasting Inpon such things as had not been se jcurely hidden away, the bear probably I prowled through the house until his curiosity was satisfied, and then, find Sing a dark corner under the stairway in the hall, he laid down and closed ihis eyes to pleasant dreams. ' This audacity was the result of careless training on the part of one James Irvin. an old bachelor of the vicinity, who had made a pet of this isame bear. Bolivar, as the bear was called, frequently answered the call of Ithe wild. In his youth Bolivar was an interesting pet. He was capable of performing many tricks, and he was an accomplished wrestler. ' The crowd of Christmas ramblers reached the Widow Mackelroy's house about dark on Christmas eve. The !ttiv rnnnv wklow led the way to 'unlock doors, and the boys and girte followed, snowballing and singing Christmas carols. i ne wiauw wa m . . Isome interesting discoveries in the 'i.k nd a dozen couples of ' dancers were moving over the parlor floor In harmony with music that was loud and fast, when shrieks and screams echoed through the rooms, and those who were able to command their senses saw a monster black bear entering the parlor on his hind feet and swinging his forelegs invitingly. ,as if seeking a partner for a waltz. The ballroom instantly presented a scene of the wildest excitement. Boys and girls who were near windows lost no time in making their escape. The bear cut off the retreat of a consider able crowd and hemmed them In a cor ner of the room. Bolivar pranced in front of these, licking froth from his red lips and glaring Into the faces of the screaming girls as if he were try ilng to select a dainty one for his Christmas supper. George Ely. a voung man who was proud of his strength and his ability to hit hard blows, ran forward and struck the 'bear oa the side of the head. Bolivar hnnV his ear as II ne were www, tnrnin?. about, he seized the ( amazed young man with his powerful Effect of College Education. It would be Interesting to trace in deUit and after careful study or facts. to just how great a degree the 'varsity bred man influences us in respect of dress, says Men's Wear. For instance, the knee drawer, which retailers could ot get enough of during summer, is nothing more or less than the running "panf'.of track athletics, as the jersey that is coming to be worn with them is the jersey of the "gym." The turning an of the trousers to show fancy hose I to aa outcome of tamed up tennis trou Ran Forward, paws and drew him to his breast The bear was becoming angry, and ha would .soon have crushed every rib la George's body if the youth's sweet heart had not come to his rescue. Mary Goodwin had been dancing with George Ely and when the beat entered the room the thoughtful 'girt ran to the fireplace and seized an iron poker. It proved a good weapon. II was' an iron bar about four feet la length, and It had been In use so long that one end had worn to a share point. Its effectiveness had been is proved by a young man who had stach the sharp end in the fire for the pur pose of using it to take the chill front a pitcher of hard cider. When Mary Goodwin saw her lov er's face distorted with pain as he struggled to get loose from the mac bear's powerful arms she ran to 'hit assistance. "Help! For God's sake, help me. boys!" shouted George. The bear was trying to fasten his teeth la his victim's throat when the brave girl thrust the red-hot polat of the iron bar behind the monster's fore shoulder and threw her whole weight upon it The sharp pout slipped ber tweea the bear's ribs aad entered his heart With an angry growl Bolivar sank in n heap upon the ballroom floor, anc George Ely staggered away, to fall gasping for breath. In the arms of hii quick-witted, fearless sweetheart. Bolivar was barbecued on Christ mas day. 1854. During those same holidays George and Mary were mar ried. Kb fro tkc Trees Hence the Mistletec Florence Don't you remember that last Christmas yoa broke your en gagement? Geraldlne Yes; but Im a yi older now. SORROW OF IT. Mildred Oh. dear! I wish I kaew what to give Mr. Slowboy foraChriat nfas present. Helen Why doat yoa give him your heart, dear? Mildred The big goose has it al ready, but he doesn't know It Tha Sum. Knicker Christmas mathaatatlca arc puzzling. Docker Yes. yoa pat dawa teas and carry everything. An Explanation. "Women are naturally mora artieUe. than men." -Yes." answered the matter ef fact person, "that's why so many of us look funny when we wear oar Christ- nias necKues aad smoking jackets. Our wives want us to look artistic." sers, not for 'varsity's sake bat for ex pediency and comfort So. the li3t of what we owe to col lege men in matters of dress might be lengthened. The collegian is certainly a force to be reckoned with by makers and sellers of men's wear. Couldn't Have. "Did Brown smoke the cigars Me wife gave him Christmas?" "No, I guess not; I saw him tale morning and 'he is a perfect pletnre of health. jMi-:Mmr a .bYbbbvbV- t. & i UtJbbbI III I m 1 1g Zltr fcfr& r.i-y s ..u,.t;.'. . ...... . 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