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NATKMAL LEAD COMPANY CUk AwMrf KKfaSt, St. f !. Me. OPO THROUGH Standard and Tourist sleepers, chair cars and coaches to Union Passenger Station, Chicago,, every day from all points on the main line of the Union Pacific Railroad. These cars are carried on through trains arriving in the heart of Chicago at 8.35 a. m.t 9.25 a. m. and 9.30 p. m., afford ing a convenient choice of hours. Route Union Pacific Railroad and GliCIEI, MilwaikMartSt.Pul Mini .'Any-ticket-agent of die Union Pacific wfll send you East via the Chicago, -Milwaukee & St. Paul .Rauwayjif you ask him to do so. It is worth. your while to insist that.your. ticket read this way. Complete information about rates, routes and train service tent on request F. A. RASH ttMFa m aVBaBaT ! yJI4Jff tmt a n1-l MMwnliMwty- fc ''"nnlBrMw" j""tf fchaaa-aaaa"'aaV' G PAYS LIKE PRINTER'S If You have Fine Poultry, Thoroughbred Hogs or Fancy Stock for Sale, an Attractive Circular or Pamphlet will bring You Business Will, Mr. and lira. Joe Nelson drove to Silver Creek Wednesday to attead the wedding of Mrs. Nelson's sister. The iee cream social at Andrew Pear son's last Thursday evening was largely attended and all report a good time. Mrs. Freak Sholles aad two children from Goancil Bluffs, la., are visiting at Wm. Gilliapie'e. Several of the West Hill young peo ple attended the B. T. P. U. rally at Battle Creek Saturday and Sunday. OMtrtu eh. A fine rain fell Monday morning. Mr. and Mrs. Sam Gertseh, gave an ice oream party to friends aad neighbors Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Henry Miller and Mrs. Henry Brook of Kurten, Texas, visited with Mr. and Mrs. H. W. Oaten last week. Quite a number of young people spent Sunday at the home of Wm. Streblow. George Gearing had his winter whaet threshed last Friday. Mr Fred Fittje and father, Sundayed with Mr. and Mrs. Aug. Oaten. SMrmum Township. Frank Wardeasan shipped a load of hogs to Omaha Monday evening. George Kopps visited at the Sasotks home Sunday. Oesar "Lueschen parohaaed a new top baggy at Preston one day last week. Herat G. Laesehen reports having threshed 40 bushels of fall wheat to the acre by wagon box measure. Willie and Herman Oattaa visited with Louis Robert Sunday. Oar ball team met their first, de feat on the hme grounds Sunday, fie score being 11 to 13 in favor of Oreston. A return game will he played in the near future. Also a game was played at Tattle Creek in Bisamark. the soon being 41 to 31. Mr. and Mrs. R. H. Wardemaa en tertained a aamber of their friends Sunday afternoon. District 44 nan Tieinity. The electric and rain storm that passed this way Saturday morning be tween four and five o'clock did some damage, the lighting set fire to a grain stack of J. E. Hayes oae mile northeast of the city but several buckets of water and a few pitchforks in willing hands aaved a portion of the stack. The light ning also struck a wheat stack for John F. Schriber eeven miles northeast of the city and on what is' known as the Mar tin Burk 80 and the neighbors turned out with buckets aad water. They also got a long strong rope which they passed around the burning stack aad about twenty strong men sneceeiled in putting the stack over so they could get at-the fire, when they boob had the blase under control saving the etaeks which were in the same group. During the storm one and three ' fourths inches fell which includes one-, half iaeh from local shower at 5 o'clock p. ra. allot which puts. a stop to thresh ing from the shock for a few days. . Amsther Otti Mam OensWrsng. He neglected to take Foley's Kidney Oare at the first sign off kidney travels hoping it would www away, aad he was sow a yiceim of Bright's disease. There is danger in delay, ant If, Fo ley's Kidney Oars is taken at once the symptoms will diaapssi. the kidneys are strenlgthened and yon are soon sound aad well and' A R. Bass of Morgantown. la ,,had to get np sen at twelve times in the aright, and hsd n severe, baokache and pains 'in the kidneys, and was cured by. Foley's KldnerOnre. Ohaa-H. Don't ferget the ir effort paid, land Dr. Mark Tl INK Vv -f . Palestine. Mr. and Mrs. George Mahood visited at John Cherry's Sunday. Nets Peterson and Ruth and Paul Greig attended the B. Y. P. D. rally at Battle Creek Saturday and Sunday. Born to Mr. and Mrs. Fred Nelson Tuesday July 31, a daughter. Harry Larson and Nets Johnson visit ed at August Hedland'a on the Skeedee Sunday. Mrs. Andrew Pearson and Miss Flor ence Berlin of Genoa spent Friday at St. Edward, guests of Mm. Nels Berlin. Mrs. G. Stengel died at her home Sa turday August 4 at eight o'clock a. m. Mrs. Stengel had been ailing for some time but was confined to her bed but a few days. She was born in Germany June 2nd 184L Came to America when nine years of age was married to G. Stengel in 1861. To this union twelve children were born, eight of whom are living to mourn her loss. Only five of the children were present at the funeral the others living so far away they could not reach here in time. The funeral services were held at the Baptist rhurrli Monday afternoon, Rev. Benjamin for mer pastor of this place officiating. Hon. J. E. North of Columbus was in our city Friday on business. Mrs. H. J. Hill and daughter returned home Friday from Dennison, la. where they have visited relatives for several weeks. Frank Croshow drove down from his farm near Primrose arriving here about noon Saturday. He says the crops get better the nearer be came to Monroe. The Hord Grain Co. are having a new scale put in at their elevator here the old one having been found on test to be defective. The rains of the past week assure us a bounU-ous corn crop. Walter Gili'spie was brought home from the hospital in Columbus Tneeday afternon and hopes of his recovery are very bright. O. ELCole of Broken Bowls here looking after the welfare of his wheat crop. Sunday closing seems to be the war- cry here, from an unofficial source we learn that two stocks -of merchandise will be set out in the street in a few days unless the owner's bow the knee to one of our Sears k Roebuck natrons. who want things closed on Sunday's. W. E. Cole left Monday for Ottawa. Ohio to Join hie family, who will accom pany him home in a short time. Fred Sacrider of David Citv cama in Lra Tuesday and is shaking hands with inia many friends. Misses Velma Truelove and Grace McWilliams returned Tuesday from a two weeks visit with relatives in David City. Never before in the history of Neb raska has politics been of such vital interest to the masses as the contest now being waged in this state The people are entitled to know the whole truth about all the men who are seeking office and about the principles that'are being advocated. A paper having some personal or private interest in the out come of sach contests can rarely be relied upon to print the news from an absolutely unbiased standpoint Has the thought orourred to yon that The State Journal is the only Nebraska state newspaper whose proprietor is not sa office holder or office seeker? This may be some explanation of why The Journal is so especially interesting these days. Its attitndt- upon all absorbing topics of public interna is in behalf of the people and not for office' getting. . For bloating, nelohinc. oh, had breath ssakssiaiiiation of food, and ail srmptons of iaaJgostSon: bag's Dvapeprta Tablet, ara a prompt and efficient corrective. - Sold bV TOILET OF THE DIYEB OPERATION OF PUTTING ON AND TAKING OFF HIS COSTUME. of the BteawJeMcs C the Dfvec Platform b am Oil Tte at la the Art at Taklaa Taiagi Kmmr Weeeaaltjr Fer Care. ' " To watch a diver while he Is dressing or divesting himself of his professional sppsrel Is not only to be taught a les son in the art of taking things easily, but also Impresses one with the. tact that the diver's Is the only occupation under the sun In which a tin can la a toilet requisite. The can hi question 'Is not an orna mental object, such as a silver backed hairbrush Is or a set of manicure In struments, but the diver's valet needs It In his business as much as' any fop needs either of the silver Implements, for It la la this battered old tin that .the valet drops the thumbscrews that keep the rubber cloth of the diving suit confined In place between the outer and Inner plates of the cuirass like shell the diver wears over his shoulders and across his breast. There they remain until the diver is ready to dress again, when the valet carefully picks them out of the tin and screws them back In" place. The operation of dressing a diver re quires two distinct movements, one taking place on the deck of the vessel or platform from which he is working, the other at the head of the ladder on which the diver descends to the depths below. It is a business that requires a good deal of time, for the diver's life depends on Just how carefully each of the several tilings are done, and no one sacrifices thoroughness to speed.' The diver always has a comfortable place to sit on before he begins remov ing his shoes, after which he draws on a long pair of heavy woolen stockings over the legs of trousers. Over these agsln he pulls on another pair of trousers, and then he draws on the lower part of his diving suit proper. After that Is done he Is In the hands of his valet, who Is also the man who tends the air pipe and signal rope after the diver has descended to the bottom of the sea. One of the curiosities of this opera tion la the immobility of tbo man who Is being dressed. He sits perfectly still with his hands clasped between bis knees, rarely speaking, his eyes fixed on some distant point as though ho were absorbed In considering some weighty problem. Meanwhile the valet has been draw ing the rubber suit up on the diver's arms and part way up over his chest, and then he slips down over his head the steel cuirass that keeps the pres sure of the water away from his chest and also serves to support the weight of the copper helmet on his shoulders. At this point In the operation the tin can comes Into use, and the valet takes from It the brass thumbscrews that confine the upper edges of the diving suit between the -cuirass and the four steel bands that are fastened outside of It Then the valet puts a black silk skullcap on the diver's head, and the diver waddles over to the bead of the ladder after a-"pair of heavy rubber bands are slipped over the rubber cuffs of the suit, for the diver works with bared hands. Then come the final touches of the costume, which are always made as near the head of the ladder as possible, for these operations consist of putting on the weighted shoes, the weighted breast belt and the copper helmet. The. diver slips his feet Into the shoes of cast iron, and his valet and another helper buckle them around his instep. Then he bends down, resting bis arms on the bead of tbo ladder, while the belt, on which are fastened great, thick squares of Jead, Is buckled around his breast and across his shoulders. The signal cord Is fastened to the breastplate with leather thongs, and then the signal Is given to the man at the air pump to "work lively." which means that he Is to send the wheel around at a much faster paco than he does when the diver is at work, this being done to get n good current of air passing through the pipe. Least time of all does It take to put the helmet on, for It Is dropped Into place, and after one half turn the thing Is done. Down goes the grotesque figure be low the surface of the water, up from the helmet comes a constant stream of air bubbles, and If the diver is not working at too great a depth you can presently hear the click of his toos ringing away at work. New York Press. . The Printer's Devil. Why Is the printer's errand boy sailed the. "printer's devil?" Accord ing to Moxcn, writing at the end of the seventeenth century, because "these Boys in a Printing Ilonse com monly black and !uvl themselves whence the Workmen do Jocosely call them Devils, and sometimes Spirits, and sometimes Flies." It Is related, however, that Aldo Manuzlo. pe great Venetian printer of the fifteenth cen tury, hod a black slave boy, who was popularly supposed to have come from below. Accordingly he published a no tice: ' Aldo Manuzlo, printer to the doge, have this day made public ex posure of the printer's devil. All who think he ts not flesh and blood may some and plnca him." Peaa Swift em Astral?. Dean Swift predicted the death upon a particular date of Partridge, the chief of the astrological almanac mak ers, and followed it with the announce ment of his demise on that very date. Poor Partridge protested In vain that he was still alive, for the brilliant au thor of "Gulliver's Travels" assured him by the logic of his own pretended science that he must actually have ceased to exist Case "With His. Mrs. Henpeck They cant punish bigamy too severely. No one should have any sympathy for the man who takes one wife too many. Mr. Henpeck The Idea, Maria! Do you think I should be sent to jail? Philadelphia Press. AM la. "How did you feel when you found yourself overboard?" - "As If I were all In," gasped the re suscitated joker, gurgling merruyT NATURE'S WORD.SYMBOLS; eaatlea f Ua aa . Caaaet Be " VeM Iat.Weeda. Colors, sights and sounds of nature pent hi words shrivel and lose'their vi tality. Odors of the forest breezes from the sea, delicate aromas of the dawn, exhalations from dew laden fields, entrancing pure breath of Infan cyhow can we find among dumb, in expressive human words any 'fair equivalent ' any Just translation of such rare' effects and sensations In tha world of nature as these? How shall we Interpret myriad shades of ono color In the few words at our com mand? How shall we put the feeling and the ecstasy of .nature Into the for mula of mental apprehension and into the terms of literary expression? It is as hopeless a task as If one stood as Interpreter beside some charming poet of alien tongue and could catch only here and there a word and could render that word only by some uncouth paraphrase or by some term of remoto or unaccepted meaning. What charm, what coherence even, could we find in such Inadequate transference to anoth er sphere of what was so beautiful In its own? So to say that the sea Is blue does indeed give a certain Impres sion of one color rather than another and In a crude way suggests a general tint to our mental vision. But how opaque ny dead Is the one word "blue" when held up as the reflecting mirror to our minds of that world of translu cent sapphire c giory let down from heaven upon earth, air and ocean that suffusion of azure from cerulean reser voirs which drenches nature .on rare midsummer days! We have seen such flooding molten turquoise - Ught liko gems liquefied and poured over sea coast, mountain and plain when It has seemed as If the chalices of the angels of the ether and' the sun kept pouring down new tides of graded sky tones on the glorified landscape. We have seen rock and flower, cloud and tree, hill and valley, swim and seem to float in every gradation of the great monotone of .color around us, while bar after bar of indigo, violet blue, lay far upon the sea, reiterating in a thousand changing shades that end of the rainbow gamut of color In the endless enchantments of Its tremulously sliding, blending, ever overlapping, -Infinitely shaded scale. Oh, again, take the word silence as the Image of that great, full breathing, resonant stillness of the forest far from the dwelling of men. How flat and un responsive and echoless Is the word symbol when hung up as the silvery sounding board of what nature calls her stillness. The term silence Is but a dumb Interpreter of the serene, sound less, on going life In the deep woods. In that silence there IS speech of thou sand tongues. Inaudible and voiceless, complex and Intricate, as the flexured Interweaving of leafy branches over head or the gray and gold green tints that sift down upon the ragged roots and Hcbened rocks that roughen her forest aisles. Christian Work. POINTED PARAGRAPHS. A man isn't beaten as long as he Isn't discouraged. Most family skeletons refuse to stay in the closet. Be sure that you have an aim In life before pulling the trigger. Never do any worrying today that you can Just as well postpone until to morrow. When a man gets a chance to dispose of his troubles he always heaps up the measure. Yes, you may draw the salary, but your wife earns half the money; don't forget that. Of course It's all right to be born a leader, but the man In tbo rear has a better opportunity to get away. Many a city chap laughs when he hears of a farmer buying a gold brick. Then he, goes to the race track and hands over his money to the book makers. Chicago News. Aalatala Tall. Though most animals possess a tail, either In the full or the Incipient stage of growth, few of them use It to the same extent as the kangaroo, the scor pion, the horse and the giraffe. What was Its destined use? That It was not destined for ornament Is shown by the fact that In certain vertebrae It is proved to be an extension of the verte bral column. A satisfactory solution Is to be found, I think. In the hypothe sis that the tail In animals Is nothing else than the taproot of vegetables, which has become obsolete or useless owing to the fact that the living being has long since adopted another method of struggling for existence. Brooklyn Eagle. A Fo-werfal Writer. The lflte Rufus E. Shapley. the bril liant Philadelphia lawyer, wrote "Solid For Mulhooly," which had an Immense success. Once nt a dinner an editor congratulated Mr. Shapley warmly on "Solid For Mulhooly." The editor said It was powerfully written. Mr. Shap ley replied: "Yes, I suppose I am a powerful writer. The other day I wrote a letter of condolence to the widow of an old friend, and I under stand that the lady no sooner read my letter than, changing her black gown to a pink one, she went to a matinee. Argonaut Beth Fi aerea la Ceaaeaaeaee. Father-in-law Extravagance, ex travagance! You offer me a fifteen cent cigar! When I was your age I couldn't afford anything better than a fiver! Son-in-law (who has Just got a girl with a fortune) Exactly: other wise I could not afford anything better now myself. FMegende Blatter. Plata. Lecturer on Woman's Rights Wo man has risen. We will no longer be the slaves and playthings of the tyrant man. Am I plain? Unsympathetic Male Voice You are. London Maga zine. .'They Beat Sneak M Jess He hasn't got sense enough to propose to a woman. Tess Is that so? Well, he and I are engaged! Jess Well? Cleveland Leader. There's nothing makes a man mad der than to know he has made a fool of himself after having his own way PASSING OF THE LION. ace hUchty atSr Cl-rilh-aUeau - The'lton. like the other great cats, is a relic of a dlaUnlshlng'race and do minion. 'In the early stone age the "cave" Hon roamed throughout- the southern half of Europe, and It Is be lieved that along the Mediterranean, al least, its extinction was due to prehis toric man. The battle'has gone on ever 'sluee. Long ago lions', were exterminated from Afghanistan, Baluchistan .and northern Persia. A century ago they were more or less prevalent on north western India, but now none remain save a few In the Gbeer, -a wooded hijly tract of" Kattlawar, where they are "to some extent preserved by the nawaltt of Joonaghoor;" Farsjstan, where tbo marshes about Niris lake af ,ford shelter and the hosts of pics feeding on the acorns of the oak forests furnish' subsistence. Similar 'conditions enable a few lions to maintain themselves along the lower Euphrates and Tigris, but they Averu long ago exterminated from all Asia Minor, Syria, Arabia, Egypt and Alge ria. From Abyssinia and the. southern Sahara southward to the Orange river lions still exist except in the iint pop ulous districts, and In some places are very numerous. There seems never to have been moro than one species, nor. In spite of the former belief, in the "maneless lions; of Guzerat" and the "black uiancd" ones of other places. Is any variety well lo calized. Lions with full manes have been shot in India as well as those with hardly any, and "out of fifty nialo. lion skins scarcely two will le found alike In color and length of mane." Ernest Ingersoll's "Life of Mammals. THE FLAQ REVERSED.. , A Flahenaaa'a Kbahleat That Telle eff Pltrre aal fleae. One of the frequent . sights in the ports along the eastern coast Is that of a fishing schooner coming into the har bor with an American flag hoisted at the mainmast head In Its reverse osi tion. To the Interested spectators that flag always brings a pang of distress, for it means that one or. more of the crew are "missing" through some calam ity of the sea. But to the uicmlwrs of the craft Itself the signal is not always an emblem of woe. The tlag Is hoisted, from their' viewpoint, to notify those concerned that the complement of the ship Is not full, and they live on hope for a long tune before they acknowl edge that the men who have disapiiear ed are really lost. A stranger to seafaring ways asked the skipper of one of these fishing schooners the other day what the dis tress signal meant, and' lie was set right by the cnptuln, who remarked in the most cheerful way In the world: - "They're missifinout of th crew, of course, but we haven't given them up by a long sight Ye see, they may have leen picked up by some other Iwat an -carried off to th other side. Oh, no, we dont give them up just le cause we've missed them! It's more than likely they'll turn up yet." New York Tress. Eleahaat Power. now many men would be needed to pull a weight hauled by an elephant? Fifty. The answer Is the result of re cent investigations' made to determine the respective pulling power of horses, men and elephants. Two horses, weighing l,t00 pounds each, together pulled 3.730 pounds, or 550 -tounds inorc than their combined weight One .elephant, weighing 12,00ft pounds, pull ed 8,r0 pounds, or 3,200 pounds less than his weight Fifty men, aggregat ing alwnt 7.500 pounds in weight, pull ed 8.7.V) ponnds, or Just as much as the single elephant But, like the horses, they pulled more than their own weight. One hundred men pulled 12. 000 pounds. .Pro-rerha off Antu-a-u Here are some rather clever proverbs of Assam: "The best crops groAV on others' fields, but the best sons are at home." "A bird Is a little thing, but It builds Its nest on a lofty hulling tree." "Buy land which slopes to the middle, nnd marry a girl who has a good mother." "The biggest Jack fruit always hides under the leaves." "If a man slips down it Is always his eldest wife's fault, but if his youngest wife makes a mistake he says he wlJI see about it." "A hasty cook, a hasty broom, and the husband goes fasting; a slow cook, a slow brootu, and the husband eats three meals a day." Sfexleaa Cacti. Mexico has a cactus -Ahich grows toothpicks; another, ribbed and thick ly set with toothpick spines, which fur nishes the natives with combs. There Is another cactus, the long curved spines of which resemble fish hooks. There Is another whli-h Is an almost perfect imi tation of the sea urchin. Still another resembles a porcupine. There Is anoth er covered with long red hair which Is nicknamed the red headed cactus." Mere eff Hla-. Miss Mugley The Idea of bis calling me homely. I may not be very pretty, but I'm certainly not as homely as he Is. Miss Pert No. dear, but that's imply because he's bigger than you. Philadelphia Ledger. e Weat. Like most men," be said, "I have my shortcomings, I suppose, but" "Oh, It Isn't your shortcomings father objects tor Interrupted the glrL "It's your long staylngs." la Fatal Blaader. '-Why did yon think he had been drinking? He didn't show IV "Not until be went out of his way to prove that he hadn't." Philadelphia Press. Every form of distresiiBg ailment known as Piles originates internally. The real cause of the trouble is in aide. MaaZaa is pat np in collapsible tubes with nozzle, so the medicine can be applied where it will do the most good, and do it quickly. If you are snffering with piles yon owe your self the duty of trying MaaZaa. Sold 20th Century Drug store, Platte Center WAY UP is used by all who desire a fine quality of patent Hour. The Co lumbus roller mills makes it . . animals in cuba: Bfan4UafbAanftaataflaanaaM SahahtkaB ewVlBKVMVHBVWVnJVIHVYM & Throughout Cuba- game is abundant. Deer, though not native, have floor iahed and multiplied greatly. Rabbits are plentiful; also the wild boar, so called, the wild pig. the wild dog and the wild cat of tbo Island. Wild fowl, especially .ducks and pigeon, abound, the former crossing from the southern states during the whiter season, while the latter remain on the Island the year . round. Pheasants, quail, snipe, wild 'turkeys and wild guinea fowl are also .numerous, with several '.varieties of game birds, such as the perdiz,- tojosas. rabiches and the guanarosC '. The only distinctive native animal hi the Jutia or hutla, ratlike In appear- ance and 'black. - It grows to a length ' of -sixteen, or. -eighteen Inches, not in- eluding the" tall,- While eatable, it is - .not especially; palatable.. -. Cuba has more than 200 species of native birds, including those already ' 'mentioned as 'game birds. nnny.. pos sessing the most beautiful plumage, but those .with. song are rare." ' In swampy localities crocodiles and American, alligators .'(caimans) -are found, and, -although these frequently grow to an. enormous size, but little.-- attention Is p'aid-te them by the na- tires.;. ;-. : " Chanelebns small lizards, tree toads and similar .harmless. Silurians. of dl-. mlnutive'size are very common, while occasionally the iguana and other largo -. varieties "of the lizard species are seen.' Few varieties ".of -.snakes .exist" In . Cuba. One of ..these, the .niaja. from; ten" to. "fourteen; feet In length.- Is m seml-domcst 'cated; reptile, If such" a . -term msy be used", "for- it Is most' fre-- qucntly.. found-.about. the huts, farm houses and small Tillages; Its favorite ' living-place being In the palm thatches . of. the old bnlldfngs, while Its favorite food is poultry. Another snake, named : the julto. is more vicious In. disposition" ' than the'maja. although never reach-;-. . lrig more than ohe-third Its size. It.-1'-.; "not poisonous .The other varieties are.; still smalloc'in size, are" seldom seen:., and not venomous. Havana Post. - PASTED HIS OWN BILLS.. The-.' Meat .Mea-traMe-.Eaa-aB-ei rat Edwla Beolh E-rer'PM-red. '.-' Edwin Booth. otice told a little. "com .; pany of his intimates that "the most ro-v mantle, memorable and -delightful cn-'A gugement that he ever..Jl;iyed In his, fj life was one ij which he was obllged'tb--pasto his own bills. . . - - ".-. It was In 'the early." years of "his ca- reer, .lomi before, his" fatuous hundred. ' nights' run -of -riaiiile"t" at the Winter '. Garden in Xew York," and at m -titno V when romance mid enthusiasm Wrrti- . still young hi hi- heart: He had played " with Varying stu'eess lu many" pirts of the country. Journeying even to San:. Francisco and the few cauipt in tha"-"" gold bearing country that we.-e. !.n-go ." enough to supply him wiih audiences.' ' Here he had done sa well that he felt". -J encouraged t try his fortune la still - .' remoter clinics and accordingly eui-.:. harked from the (Jolden Gate-for tho." Hawaiian Islands, where. In the liono- -lulu theater and under tlie direct jut- " ronage of the dark, brown royalty that - then hold sway, he played an ens-age-" "' ruent to which he looked back In after."."" years -with much pleasure ahfl satis faction; ' . . . " -But "after the play "was over." said Booth, '"I found it necessary to climb . -. down from the high plane of art. to -common ground, and take- steps to an- " nouuee my repertory to the public. This was done almost entirely by way -of- posters, and I could not trust tho Job to the native boys, because they al ways ate the paste and threw away the bills. My actors would not do It." because, they were such eminent' nrtlstH and thoroughbred gentlemen. I had. to do It myself. Many a time have I taken off the costume of Iago or Ham let or Othello and gone out with a- -bucket of paste and a roll of paper to bill the town,' as we say hen- in. Amcr-" , -lea, for my next nppearance.,- The nehla aad the Caterpillar. Tho robin hops along In the furrow and picks np worms as thw farmer plows, which it eats Itself or carries to . Its nest as food for the youn robins. The robin prefers smooth coated worms, such as the common earth- -worm, but if such food Is scarce It does not disdain the fuzzy cirterpHlur. it Is an evil day for the caterpillar when- a . robin strikes it. TheroWn picks It up. and shakes It nnd .slinke It until. It shakos tin spines out of It the fn-v a the children call the caterpillar J"""J"y" coating lejvluac the oatcr-ll.ir lwro-tu . patches and o met hue- all t-:or..and. .shaken all out of shape TIien the., rubiu eats it or carries' .It cflf.to Cooii It" young. " ,-.: Bor-rn-a-lKa- 1 latlta. mala la a tuition or pnwnUops. ac-- - .,.--.. cording to an Eugllsh nutlmrtty." The " ";"r:f.--"V-V I peoplo think the cleverest man Is he- " "..-".-"":". "" I who devises the largest number cf " - "-"- ;-"""- -i ways by whlrii to lwrrow money. -They .. ;.. , v. put In pTedce their lands, oxen. Jew Y: .".,"-" y elry, themselves, their -children, ah'd; 'l-V,-. "J their .grandchildren,, and .eases have-""C -;"" ". crcn been "known where a .father, to ."...-.? obtain morivy to defray.tke t'XinsVM.':""?V..Jv..f"-:-. ? of his daughter's wedding, -"has pledged' .-".: f.""V.-. as collateral the first child to be born' of the union. " '. ." " "" People who make puns "arevlikp wari-'-'ii." i" . ton boys that put coppcrs'on th rail--"-.- i.--ro:id tracks. Tliey amuset then ".selves" ":"".- and other children, but theliilittle trick y'.y " may upset-a freight train of cot 1 versa-;,". "". tlon for .tho sake of a battered wittl-.... ctem. O. W. nolmes. . ". ' .-- . 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