Pttr?p$&W3Q fP? w -- o t- Columbus Journal By COLUMBUS JOURNAL Co. COLUMBUS, NEBRASKA. The Missouri Press association will meet at St Louis, Laclede hotel, Feb ruary 8 and 9. An earthquake shock was felt at Cumana, in the state of Bermuda, Venezuela. There was no damage. The petition against the destruction of the old frigate Constitution, signed by 300 residents of Massachusetts, was presented to the president. Republican members of the house committee on interstate and foreign commerce decided to support the Hep burn bill with a few modifications. Seven men were killed by a snow slide at the mining camp of Alta, Utah, according to the last message received before the telephone wires broke. It has developed that during the at tack made on the barracks by rioters at Quayaquil, Ecuador, only sixty-one persons were killed and ninety-four wounded. John Willis Baer, for many years president of the Presbyterian board of home missions, has accepted the pres idency of Occidental college, at Los Angeles, Cal. Isaac Syfe, a Syrian, suspected of throwing Peter Kaden, a settler from Hoskins, Neb., into a well, is in jail at Bonesteel, S. D., charged with mur der in the first degree. Governor M. A. Otero, who will go out of office, has appointed Dr. J. H. Sloan, of Santa Fe. insurance commis sioner of New Mexico, vice Pedro Parea, deceased. Sloan is a democrat. The news of the appointment of Luke E. Wright, governor general of the Philippines, to be the first Amer ican ambassador to Japan, has been received at Tokio with general satis faction. In a hotel in Chihuahua, Mex.. Man uel Algara de Torreros, a member of a distinguished family of Mexico City, shot Senora Maria Reiga. an actress, and afterwards shot himself. Both will die. The chief of staff has favored the proposition of army chaplains to build chapels at some of the posts where there are present no places of worship and has recommended that the war department indorse the project. About 150 members of the Life Un derwriters' association of New York have pledged themselves to organize an anti-rebating bureau to prevent the practice of giving or accepting re bates on life insurance premiums. Orrin C. Murray, said to be the son of a wealthy banker of Kokomo, Ind., was arrested in Chicago, charged with embezzling $900 from the St Louis & Southern Railway company, while agen tat Kelsey, Mo. George W. C. dishing, for many years identified with several railroads, including the Chicago & Northwestern, the Union Pacific, the Missouri, Kan sas & Texas and the Denver & Rio Grande, as superintendent, died in Chi cago. John E. Stevens, chief engineer of the isthmian canal commission, was elected vice president and director of the Panama Railroad company to fill the place made vacant by the resig nation of former Chief Engineer John F. Wallace. It is rumored that Senor Lizardo Garcia, president of Ecuador, has taken refuge in the Brazilian legation at Quito, the capital. It is impossible however, to ascertain the truth of this rumor, as communication with Quito is interrupted. A bill for a receiver for the National Life Insurance company of Chicago has been filed in the district court at Des Moines, la., where the company has $1,700,000 on deposit with the state auditor. The bill was filed for Dr. A. L. Watson, a policyholder. Serious troubles threaten to break out in China as the result of the vice roy's scheme for taxation in order to raise revenue for the construction of the Canton-Hankow railway. The Merchants' guild is determined on a "retaliatory strike and the viceroy Ithreatens the leaders with decapita tion. Alexander Barry, a naturalized American who is among the prominent manufacturers of Moscow, takes an exceedingly gloomy view of the situa tion there. Mr. Barry employs from 300 to 3,000 men and unquestionably has a more profound knowledge of Russian conditions than any American in the empire. A movement to provide a monthly income for Russian Socialists has been started in Spokane. Wash. It is pro posed that Socialists in this country shall give not less than 5 cents each a week, this money to be collected through the national organization in this country and forwarded to St Petersburg every month. The new president of France is the son of a clerk and the grandson of a blacksmith. Passenger train No. 3 on the Chock taw division of the Reck Island rail road was wrecked at Riceville. Ark. "Seven passengers were slightly in jured. Three hundred and fifty thousand .silver pesos were taken out of Mexico City on a special car en route to Lon don, England. The hostile attitude of President Castro of Venezuela toward the Amer ican minister may necessitate the dis patch of a warship to the spot The Mississippi Cotton compress at Jackson, Miss., burned with 9,200 bales Of cotton. Loss, $750,000. Herbert J. Hagerman was inaugu rated governor of New Mexico, in the ball of representatives at Santa Fe In the presence of a large assem blage. Fire at Waurika, Okla., destroyed the business section of that place, in cluding three hotels. Loss $50,000. Representatives Huff of Pennsyl vania, Haskins of Vermont and Con fer of New York, so closely resemble one another that only their most in ttawte friends distinguish them apart General News I t -, A DESPAIRING WOMAN. Weak, Nervous and Wretched From Wasting Kidney Troubles. Mrs. Henry A. Reamer, Main and Garst Sts., South Bend, Ind., says: "When I began using Doan's Kid ney Pills I was so weak I could hardly drag . my self across the room.- I was wretched and ner vous, and had backache, bearing-down pain, headache, dizzi ness and weak eyes. Dropsy set in and bloating of the chest choked me and threatened the heart I had little hope, but to my untold surprise Doan's Kidney Pills brought me re lief and saved my life. I shall never forget it" Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. Getting on to the ropes of trickery ends in getting into them. Rich, Juicy Radishes Free. Everybody loves juicy, tender radishes. Salzer knows this, hence he offers to send you absolutely free sufficient radish seed to keep you in tender radishes all sum mer long and his great saizeb's bahgaix seed book. wit!, its wonderful surprises and great bargains in seeds at bargain prices. &ftl&&t) The enormous crops on our seed farms the past season compel us to issue this special catalogue. 8E5D THIS KOTICB TO-SAT. and receive the radishes and the wonder ful Bargain Book free. Remit 4c and we add a package of Cos mos, the most fashionable, serviceable, beautiful annual flower. John A. Salzer Seed Co., Lock Drawer W.,La Crosse, Wis. Words of a silent man are never repeated in court Worth Kaowlns; that Allcock's are the original and only genuine porous plasters; all other so-called porous plasters are imitations. There is a remedy for ignorance but none for knowing too much. Acme Dyspepsia Cure. Positive cure tor all dlKwi- of ttima-li. tlver, and Dowel. Heominietiilitl liy Ica-linK .liicUii. liio sire that cure. UJ tahlet turn. Semi inimoy with artier to Acme Dyspepsia Cure Co., Ironia, New Jersey. Many a man is breaking his back under a bag of shadows. A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PltES. Itching. Hllud. Illeedini;. Protrudlm Piles. Druq Rifts are authorized to refund money lf-PAZO OINTMENT falls to cure In C to 14 days. 50c. White Means Weddings. "To get married, dress in white," is advice that is offered to would-be orides, for it is estimated that, in doors or out, morning, afternoon or svening, marriage proposals are often er made to girls when they are wear ing white than when they are dressed in material of any other shade. Largest Oak Tree. In the Friends' burial grounds, In Salem, N. J., there stands the largest oak tree in the state, and possibly the largest in the United States. It is now used as the "trade mark" of the New Jersey Forestry association. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SUFFER Constipation, Bowel and Stomach Trouble. Q. What is the beginning of sickness? A. Constipation. Q. What is Constipation? A. Failure of the bowels to carry off the waste matter which lies in the alimentary nal where it decays and poisons the en tire system. Eventually the results are death under the name of some other dis ease. Note the deaths from typhoid fever and appendicitis, stomach and bowel trouble at the present time. Q. What causes Constipation? A. Neglect to respond to the call of na ture promptly. Lack of exercise. Exces sive brain work. Mental emotion and im proper diet. Q. What are the results of neglected Constipation? A. Constipation causes more suffering than any other disease. It causes rheu matism, colds, fevers, stomach, bowel, kidney, lung and heart troubles, etc. It is the one disease that starts all others. Indigestion, dyspepsia, diarrhoea, loss of sleep and strength are its symptoms piles, appendicitis and. fistula, are caused by Constipation. Its consequences are known to all physicians, but few sufferers realize their condition until it is too late. Women become confirmed invalids as a result of Constipation. Q. Do physicians recognize this? A. Yes. The first question your doctor asks you is ''are you constipated?" That is the secret. Q. Can it be cured? A. Yes, with proper treatment. The common error is to resort to physics, such as pills, salts, mineral water, castor oil, in jections, etc., every one of which is in jurious. They weaken and increase the malady. You know this by your own ex perience. Q. What then should be done to cure it? A. Get a bottle of Mull's Grape Tonic at once. Mull's Grape Tonic will positively cure Constipation and Stomach Trouble in the shortest space of time. No other remedy has before been known to cure Constipation positively and permanently. Q. What is Mull's Grape Tonic? A. It is a Compound with 40 per cent of the juice cf Concord Grapes. It exerts a peculiar strengthening, healing influence upon the intestines, so that they can do their work unaided. The process is gradual, but sure. It is not a physic, but it cures Constipation, Dysentery, Stomach and Bowel Trouble.. Having a rich, fruity grape flavor, it is pleasant to take. As a tonic it is unequalled, insuring the system against disease. It strengthens and builds np waste tissue. S. Where can Hull's Grape Tonic be t A. Your druggist sells it The dollar bottle contains nearly three times the 50 centsize, . Good for ailing children and nursing mothers. A free bottle to all who have never used it because we know it will cure you. 1 FREE BOTTLE TREE. Bead this coupon with yonriutaa aad addreaa, your dragglat name and 10c to par postage and we will apply yon a sample free. If you have aerer nsed Mall Grape Tonic, aad will alio tend you a certificate good for tM toward the purchase of more Tonic from your druggist. Moll's Gain Tokio Co.. 148 Third Ave., Bock.Island. 111. QiM FuU Addrt and WriU Ftabdg. SS cent, SO cent sndsLOO bottles at all druggists. The SUM bottle contains about six times as much as the S3 cent bottle aad about three times as much as the 90 cent bottle. There U a great ssTlag la feeylac the L00 eUe. The ceasine has a date and number fee feasine .taped oa tlu Ui the label take no other frost fjfWjMjir " - ShGEOPGE fcVOWOCNE j&77va?ar CHAPTER V. Continued. "When may I expect to hear from you, monsieur?" as she halts upon the threshold. "Ah! this is Tuesday night nearly Wednesday morning. You speak of sailing on what steamer?" "The La Gascogne." "Ah, yes, she leaves Havre on Sat urday at five a. ro. To reach her you quit Paris on Friday." "At seven in the evening." "I will try to send in the report by hat time, you shall have it before you sail, whether we meet with suc cess or failure." "I am greatly obliged." "Not at all it is myself who has been placed under obligations. Good night, Mamselle Westerly." He gently closes the door, resumes his seat, and puts his finger on an electric button. Almost as quickly as a jack-in-the-box leaps into view when the lid flies back, a door opens and the assistant steps into view. "Henri, get me folio one-seventeen." "It is here at your hand, Monsieur Prefect." "Turn to page forty-nine the In dex has a name for that what is it?" "Duval." "Surname?" "Antionette." "That will do I can read for my self. Retire and allow no one to enter until I ring." Again the great prefect of Paris gay, wicked Paris, sits alone; his head is lowered and his eyes trace the closely-written lines in one of those wonderful tomes that contain the lives of all the principal people of the civilized, world, and especially the good and bad alike within the gates of Paris. At length he closes the volume and chuckles, as though he had discovered something. "I had queer suspicions, and behold they turn out even more. This is in teresting, exciting. Should it prove to be true, ma foi, I will have strange news to transmit to Mamselle Pau line of New York. The one so dark, the other so fair, and mon dieu! they are, unless I make a sad mistake, sisters. As for Monsieur Dick, I have my eye on him sacre! I give the American horse-tamer sense for fall- ng in love with a charming woman. My bell! Henri the next case," and with a sigh the weary prefect takes up his onerous duties. CHAPTER VI. Colonel Bob Wakes Up. Another day dawns, the morning passes, and again it is afternoon. On the boulevards the same restless crowds gather, moving to and fro, jostling elbows, laughing, chatting, good natured always, polite, and evi dently filled with the spirit that per meates all Parisian crowds. It is a spectacle which, once seen, will often come up in memory the Champs Elysees, the Place de la Concord with its obelisk of Luxor, the magnificent Arch de Triomphe at the head of the Bois de Bologne, the rrreat hotels, the palace of the Troca- dero and the gardens of the Tuile- ries all these make a picture upon which the crowds are but the clock work movement the action. At various fancy little kiosks on the boulevards small articles are sold, be sides papers and magazines. The presence of these booths amid the gay crowds, the flower stands, the wonderful cafes, where in fine weath er people sit upon or over the side walk sipping light wines, or indulg ing, it may be, in an ice all these things when grasped in concert make Paris seem like a great picture. It Is, Indeed, true that few people know how to enjoy life like the Parisians. Their daily motto is gayety people come from all parts of the world to enjoy themselves in the French capi tal and they generally succeed. The afternon is growing late when Dick Denver and his comrade swing into the Champs Elysees, and saunter along with the careless air of men who are out for the purpose of pass ing time. With a prime Havana, good health, and an appreciation of beauty, a young man can be very comfortable while sauntering along the boulevards. Thus they continue their walk for some time, admiring the scene, look ing upon scores of lovely faces, and the most elegant of toilets. Carriages roll by, containing other sightseers. Many of the nobility of Europe are to be seen here, for Paris has especial attractions for them. Our friends know very few in all this great mass of people It is rath er a strange feeling that comes over one when gazing upon tens of thou sands, to think that all are utter strangers. lOFiLi V ( tw I OoooCXt 22P.rj7C PAlliINt iFlNEWYOBK Dick suddenly raises his hat as a carriage rolls by, and bows with un usual grace. "Ah! the Senorita Lopez out for an airing with her gentle father, the Don. How the old fiery Mexican scowled at you it's plainly evident he does not share his daughter's ad miration for my chum," 'aughs the sheriff, and Dick is compelled to join in the merriment. "Perhaps he has learned of my share in the defeat of his mysterious plans of the other night, where ruf fians in his employ stopped the ve hicle in which Miss Pauline rode, and right here in the streets of Paris. That would not make him a very fond friend of mine." "If the senorita shows her claws because you have fallen in love with another girl, she will have a firm ally in her dad," remarks Bob, whose busi ness in life has made him a keen ob server and a good reader of faces. They saunter on, the sheriff keep ing a bright lookout, scanning faces as they pass. He has not lost all hope of discovering his man, although all he has to go by is an extraordinarily poor photograph taken years before when the missing Danvers was a smooth-faced boy. Suddenly Bob, who has his friend's arm for the moment,-as he speaks of something he has become interested in, feels the ex-horse-tamer of the plains give a perceptible start. Look ing up quickly he finds that Dick is gazing across the pavement. They chance to be In front of a cafe chan tant, and, as in numerous other in stances, several tables are placed in and outside the door-way, where seat ed in the shade, men and women can sit and sip their wine or coffee while they watch the passers-by. At this particular point a man can be seen a man who would certainly attract attention in his native city of Mexico, and certainly does here on the boulevards of Paris a man whose figure is of a magnificent build, and gives promise of remarkable strength. This person disdains to doff his na tive garb for the sober black of the Parisian lounger he has the appear ance of a Spaniard, with his broad brimmed hat, his gold-lace embroider ed jacket, trousers wide at the bot tom and' slit open, to be laced and show the fancy boot-tops underneath. The man who sits in front of the cafe returns Dick's stare there is a sneer written all over his dark face. IB? JZ4EB J3CCZ which has at one time been hand some. The two friends pass on. Sheriff Bob has taken notice of certain facts that arouse his interest, likewise his curiosity. "A Mexican, that's dead certain, and he doesn't appear to fancy you very much. Possibly you have met before?" he remarks. "Well, we have. That is the man who waits and lives in the hope of having a chance at me." "Is that Barcelona the Mexican bull-fighter, the man I've heard you speak of, the man who ran against you once upon a time and got decided ly the worst of it?" "That is Tordas, the best bull-fighter and all-round athlete of Mexico. Do you notice his splendid figure?" "I reckon I did. How under the sun did yon ever manage to worst him in a fight?" "Well, though not his equal In strength, I've learned several tricks at boxing and wrestling that serve me a good turn when in close quarters. Barcelona got the benefit of them, you see. He has never forgiven me. and only waits his chance at retaliation." "You don't grow thin with anxiety your laugh is just as merry as of old." "Bah! you know me well enough as a happy-go-lucky chap, never worry ing about prospective troubles. My roving life as a cowboy and mine owner has given me that disposition. I am always prepared; when the time comes for that bull-baiter to tackle me he may be astonished, that's all." and he puffs away at his cigar as though the possible meeting with Barcelona has no terror for a man of his size. "His presence here It looks singu lar." "Not at all. You know how glob ules of quicksilver will run together well, these men who hate me are mu tually attracted. Barcelona knows Senor Lopez, and the latter dislikes me for some reason beyond my ken." "Probably because his daughter is wild over you," suggests the sheriff. "You put It in too strong a light she has perhaps fancied me, but I give you my word of honor, Bob, I have never encouraged the girl." "Duse take it, she's as pretty as can be." "Granted, but my taste never ran that way. I admire a dark man, but a woman, to strike my eye, must be as fair as a lily." "Ah! yes, with golden hair, like Miss Pauline Westerly, for instance," declares the colonel, sagely nor does his companion blush while admitting' the truth of this remark: ""My fancy has always been for fair women, and Miss Pauline fills the bill. I'm determined to try my fate; for once, and yet I suppose it will be of little use. Such a queenly girl could have her pick among the best." Thus they saunter on and converse. Many eyes rest upon them, and more than one spoiled darling of society, looking from her carriage window as she rolls by, sighs to gaze upon two such splendid specimens of manhood, and feels a new contempt for the sim pering, padded beaus who follow in her train, and who are, at the best, mere apologies for men. The evening draws on apace, and lights begin to appear along the boule vard still the crowds jostle, the voices of" flower-venders ring out, laughter and good-will appear to rule the hour. "Let us dine," says the colonel. "I feel a horrid vacuum within, which is against my principles." His comrade being quite willing, they step in at the Cafe Anglais, and partake of a meal. While they have eaten, darkness has fallen upon the great city an other night begun. During the after noon the gentlemen called at the Grand Continental Hotel, but it hap pened that Miss Pauline and Dora were out riding at the time. They hardly dare show such impatience as to make another call on the same evening. By chance it happens that Dick has forgotten his watch having left it in his other vest. It worries him, as the time-piece is very valuable, and find ing themselves near their lodging house, he proposes running up and getting it. (To be continued.) BIRTH RATES SHOW CHANGES. London Statistician Says Fluctuations Rise and Fall With Prices. At a meeting of the Royal Statis tical society, held recently in London at the society's rooms, a paper was read on "The Changes in the Mar riage and Birtii Rates in England and Wales during the Last Half Cen tury, with an Inquiry as to Their Causes," by G. Udny Yule. A careful examination of the fluc tuations in the birth rate showed, de clared Mr. Yule, that it appeared to respond, like the marriage rate, to the cycle of trade and industry, though the movement is curiously ir regular as compared with that of the latter rate. The fall of the birth rate, or a marked increase in the rate of fall, commenced in many European countries just about 1S75-8C, that is, when the effect of the fall in prices from 1S73 was just beginning to maKe itself felt. The turning point was too well marked not to be due to some very definite cause, and too widespread to be ascribed to any cause of at all a local character. The greatest inter censal increase rates in England and Wales occurred, it was pointed out, after periods of high prices. She Rose to the Occasion. This is the story of a Warrensburg girl who is frequently the guest of a Sedalia friend, says the Sedalia (Mo.) Capital. The president of the War rensburg Normal is greatly opposed, it is said, to students of the college calling up friends over the 'phone or being called up during the study periods. Consequently he keeps one ear primed for the jangle of the tele phone bell, and answers the 'phone himself when he can manage to reach it first. One day last week the girl in question had agreed to call up one of the Normal students with regard to some trivial matter which they had been discussing. Never thinking of the president's antipathy to the 'phone, she called the Normal. The president was busy with a class, but he heard the bell, and rushed to the charge. "Hello!" he said, glumly. "Hello!" answered a sweet voice. Yes, the girl really has a remarkably sweet voice when she talks over the 'phone. If you do not believe it, ask some of the Sedalia boys. "Hello! who is this?" The president rose to the occasion. "This," he responded, oracularly, "is the president." The girl gave a gasp of surprise. Then she, too, rose to meet the emer gency. "Why, howdy, howdy, Teddy," she said, sweetly and cordially. "So glad to hear you. When did you reach town?" Words Used But Rarely. A philologist was ta'king about words. "There are over 225,000 words in the English language," he said, "but we only use a few thousand of them. The extra ones are no use to us. Any man could sit down with a dictionary and write in good English a story that no one in the world would understand. Here, for instance, can you make head or tail of this?" And the philologist pattered off glibly: "I will againbuy the atabnl. You are asweyed. Yet this is no blushet's bobance nor am I, a .cudden, either. Though the atabal is dern, still will I againbuy it." Then he translated: "I will recover the drum. You are amazed? Yet this is no young girl's boasting nor am I a fool, either. Though the drum is hidden, still will I recover It." Louisville Courier Journal. In His Line. "My man," we say kindly to the individual whom we. see taking a sly swig from a bottle that he produces from a rear pocket, "unless you are more temperate in your habits you will fi'.l a drunkard's grave." "Zat's all ri" he informs us, grave ly, "I've filled many of 'em." "This Is no occasion for joking," we admonish him. "Shert'nly not, pardner. I'm igvin It to yon stranght I'm shexton of a snemetery." Not to Be Influenced. "If yon are very good, Otto, the stork will bring you a little sister." "Oh, hell bring a little one wheth er I'm good or bad. papa." Tales. MINISTER TO MODERN VANITY. The Looking-glass, and How It Looks to Men and Women. It Is not always .for the mere grati fication of personal vanity that we should attentively study our mirrors, says the London Chronicle. Socrates advised all young people to look often in their looking-glass to ascertain if they were good-looking that if they were so they might strive to make their mental attainments correspond, and if they were not, then they might endeavor by the superior accomplish ments of their minds to make up for their personal shortcomings. This is excellent advice for vanity possessed moderns, but it is improb able that the high mental attitude of Socrates is appreciated by them. How the elaborate toilets of to-day could be accomplished without the aid of the mirror it is impossible to imagine. It is popularly supposed that the mirror is the woman's pet possession, but man is by no means averse to contemplating his manly charms as reflected therein. A wom an frankly confesses her interest in the alluring combination of glass and quicksilver, but the man, while voic ing his scorn, proves his superior van ity by his concealed and secretive study of it. He jeers at his wife's cheval glass, but was anything more entirely provocative of human vanity ever Invented than the many-sided shaving glass? INDUSTRY FOR SOUTH AFRICA. May Become Horse Producing Coun try of the World. South Africa is foreseen as achiev ing its destiny by becoming one of the great horse producing countries of the world. At the present time the man who would dabble in horse flesh needs both experience and courage. The Kaffirs provide nine tenths of the horses sold. When a dealer arrives in a native territory he seeds round word that he has come to purchase horses and the natives roll up with all sorts and descriptions of the equine tribe, which for the most part are of no earthly use. The man picks out an animal and the own er names an exorbitant price, which he never hopes to receive, the dealer offering a sum which no sane man could accept. But eventually a price is agreed upon and the owner receives a written order for the amount, which he redeems in the evening by coming to the dealer's hotel and receiving cash. By easy stages a descent is made on the next purchasing site and by degrees a decent sized troupe is got together. When these arrive at their final destination their original owners would not recognize them. They have been clipped on the way down, had a few condition powders, and had a general cleaning. Weather Man Saves Money. In spite of the standing jokes about the weather man, it is probable that for every dollar spent on the weather bureau $10 are saved, says Country Life in America. At the time of the Mississippi flood of 1S97 $15,000,000 worth of live stock and other prop erty were saved as a result of warn-, ings issued a week ahead. Signals displayed for a single hurricane have detained in port vessels valued, with their cargoes, at $20,000,000. The West Indian stations, established in 1898, inform us of hurricanes as soon as they begin. The course of the hur ricane that caused the Galveston flood was charted for a week before it struck our shores for hurricanes move slowly. Eighty-five per cent ol the forecasts now come true, and by the aid of rural free delivery 25, 000,000 forecast cards were distrib uted last year to farmers, many of whom could not have had them five years ago. He's on the Ragged Edge. It's very hard to tei just how she feels! I only wish that I could lind it out. But her true sentiments she still conceals And leaves me hesitating and in doubt It's awfully perplexing to a chaj. But then sincerity one can't compel. Sometimes I think she doesn't care a rap. And then I think she likes me prett well. At times she's very serious and sweet And then I think she's going to relent. But when my adoration I repeat She tells me to cut out the sontiment. To court her ten't any easy anap: You'd think to. if you tried it for a spell. Sometimes I think she doesn't care a rap. And then I think she likes me prett well. Sometimes I think I'll put It to the test To win or lose and then I think I won't. Sometimes I think perhaps it would be best If I should lose and then I again I don't. She's doing It to try my love, mayhap. But that is something that it's hard to tell. Sometimes I think she doesn't care a rap. And then I think she likes me pretty well. Chicago News. Wanted Irving to Parade. Bram Stoker, who for many years was connected with the management of the late Sir Henry Irving, tells of an Incident which occurred during the player's tour of the middle west. it appears that Irving in order to break a "long jump" from here to an other city was desirous of securing for one night the theater of a town in Indiana. Accordingly Stoker wired the individual who was both pro prietor and manager of the playhouse in question requesting that Sir Henry be given a night's engagement. In a short while Mr. Stoker received the following: "Does Irving parade?" When shown this the distinguished Briton was much amused. He direct 3d Stoker to reply that "Irving was a tragedian, not a minstrel." The fur ther reply came: "Don't want Irving unless he parades." Women Workers in Japan. I have encountered another novelty in Japan tea and toast In my room at 5 p. m. and dinner at 7:30 o'clock. The chambermaids at the hotel are all men. I haven't seen a woman about the rlace. The v.-u.;itn are probably out gath--rir rice and wading in mud up to r.eir knees. The women are not only ornamental here; they are useful as -yell. American women who visit Japan are apt to attract so little at tention that they will feel insulted Our American notion that a woman is an angel Is unknown here. Atch -on Globe. Whose Say-so is Best? With nearly all medicines put up for sale through druggists, one has to take the maker's say-so alone as to their cura tive value. Of course, such testimony i9 not that of a disinterested party and accordingly is not to be given the same credit as if written from disinterested motives. Dr. Pierce's medicines, how ever, form a single and therefore striking exception to this rule. Their claims to the confidence of invalids does 'not rest solely upon their makers' say-so or praise. Their ingredients arc matters of, public knowledge, being printed on each separate bottle wrapper. Thus invalid sufferers are taken into Dr. Pierce's full confidence. Scores of leading medical men have written enough to till volumes in praise of the curative value of the several ingredients entering into these well-known medicines. Amongst the) writers we And such med ical lights as Prof. Flnley Elllngwood. M. D of Bonnet Medical College. Chicago: Prof. Hale, of the same city: Prof. John M. Scud der. M. !.. late of Cincinnati. Ohio: Prof. John Kin?. M. D.. late of Cincinnati. Ohio: Dr. Grorer Coe, of New York: Dr. Bartho low. of Jefferson Medical College, of Pa. and scores of others equally eminent. Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription cures, the worst cases of female weakness, prolap sus.anteverslon and retroversion and corrects Irregularities, cures painful periods, dries up disagreeable and weakening drains, some time known as pelvic catarrh and a multi tude of other diseases peculiar to women. Bear in mind, it is not a patent nor even a secret medicine, but tho"lavrite Prescrip tion" of a regularly educated physician, of large experience in the cure of woman's peculiar aliments, who frankly and confid ingly takes his patients Into his full con fidence by telllntr them Just what his "Pro scription is composed of. Of no other medi cine put up for woman's special maladies. and sold through druggists, can it be said that the maker Is not afraid to deal thus, frankly, openly and honorably, by letting every patient using: the samo know exactly what she Is taking. Sick women are invited to consult Dr. Pierce, by letter, free. AH correpond ence is guarded as sacredly secret and womanly confidences are protected by professional privacv. Address Dr. K. . Pierce, Buffalo. N."Y. How to preserve health and bcautv is told in Dr. Pierce's Common Sense Med ical Adviser. It is free. For a paper covered copy send Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buf falo. N. Y.. -I one-cent stamps to cover mailing only; in cloth binding 31 stamps. Dr. Pierce's Pellets euro constipation- Sahara's Area and Population. The Sahara has over one-half the area of the United States. Its popula tion is very small for its area. The Libyan and Nbuian deserts are only a continuation of it to the Red Sea. DOCTOR CURED OF ECZEMA. Maryland Physician Cures Himself Dr. Fisher Says: "Cuticura Rem edies Possess True Merit." "My face was afllicted with eczema, in the year 1S97. I used the Cuticura Remedies, and was entirely cured. I am a practicing physician, and very often prescribe Cuticura Resolvent and Cuticura Soap in cases of eczema, and they have cured where other for mulas have failed. I am not in the habit of endorsing ratent medicines. but when I find remedies possessing true merit, such as the Cuticura Rem edies do. I am broad-minded enough to proclaim their virtues to the world. I have been practicing medicine for sixteen years, and must say I find your Remedies A No. 1. You are at iiberty to publish this letter. G. M. Fisher, M. D.. Big Pool, Md., May 24, 1905." . ' Bees are partial to sweet thing3 but that is poor consolation to the girl who happens to be stung by one. W. A. GARDNER AGAIN PROMOTED General Manager of the? Northwestern Is Made a Vice-President. Chicago, Jan. 21st. Announcement bas been made to-day of the pro motion of General Manager William A. Gardner of the Chicago & North western railroad to be a vice-president of the road. This is an other chapter in the steady rise of Mr. Gardner since he first entered the service of that road in 1878 as a telegrapher. Other changes have been made among the vice-presidents of the road, who are now four In number, and each has charge of a certain de partment of the administration of the road's affairs. According to the slate posted they are as follows: Hiram R. McCuliough, in charge of freight pas senger traffic; William A. Gardner, in charge of the operation and main tenance of the railway of the com pany and of its proprietary railways: Marshall M. Kirkman. in charge of receipts and disbursements, and John M. Whitman, in charge of location and construction of new lines. William A. Gardner was born In Gardner. 111.. March 8. 1S59. Since 187S he has held many positions with the road, until Dec. 1. 1900. when he was appointed general manager. Game Slaughter in South Africa. Game has become depleted in Africa from the ruthless slaughter engaged in by reckless hunters. One of these is said to have shot, for no useful purposes. 150 rhinoceroses, while a companion killed 140 more: when, very appropriately, the hunter was killed by a rhinoceros. Highest Buildings in Italy. The highest buildinfgs in Italy are the National Museum, at Turin, which is 312 feet; St. Peter's Cathedral. 455 feet, and the Church of Gaudenzio, at Novara, 382 feet in height. The highest structure in the world is the B'.ffel tower, in Paris, nearly 1.000 feet in height. Consumption cf Tea. The world's consumption of tea outside of the countries in which it is grown may be taken to 1k about 500,000,000 pounds per annum, valued at $85,000,000. About 90 per cent, of the tea exported from Asia is con sumed by English-speaking people. Japanese men are among the best needle workers in the world, their only equals being the women of Russia. 4 0k rji fs TC. 35st3RSBESac,Tr-