) TJ f. 1 ft"C ty J V i ' $ w "V t 1 U ti fl OD5L0 Caprice in Trimming. These ho are always, on the look cut for new trimmings should learn, to cake -cretes-" To make a crete take a frill of silk and scallop both edges. Now shirr it a little war from the edge, nntil tie frill is moderately full, and set it upon the skirt. This- wiji make the edges stand cut like narrow ruffles, each side of a full puff. And there are different ways of mak ing cretes. They take silk and cut it is strips and double it. Both edges are now pinked or frilled, frayed, or scalloped The frill is now shirred over a. narrow cording and the cord is pulled until the mil is just full enough. It is sewed on the skirt or the waist ups:de down, so that the edges will stand out in the smartest imazinaDie fashion. Light Blue Silk Waist. 3ous of pale blue louisine. the freer and back forming a plastron ornamented with f2?oting. The col lar and narrow fhemistte are of gu:pure. bordered .xitha shaped band ct s-Ik and a plait ing of mousseline de soie or lace. h.ch is wider around the neck, forming a sort of co.Iar. A knot of ve.vet ornaments the froEr The s:ev:ves are plaited at the top aEd again on the outside at the bot tom, where they are finished with faring fagoted cutis and plaiungs of mousseline de soie or lace. The girdle of the silk is ornamented in front with knots of velvet. W3tsrf2l! for St. Petersburg. St. Petersburg is looking for a waterfall, and has been so looking for more than twenty years. Its object is to find a fall capable of furnishing iutficient poer to supply St. Peters burg with electricity. Hitherto the moet suitable for this purpose appear ed to be a cataract m Finland, which it uas proposed to utilize for the workinz of an electric railway. Fur ther researches, however, have result td in the discovery of the Kirimemi waterfall on the river Voksen, forty s.x miles from 5l Petersburg, with energy equivalent to 25 000 hcrse power. This waterfall is forty-five tniles closer to the Russian metropo lis than mat m r inland, and is offered tor sale at a considerably less price. XTniess the difiiculties of conveying the current prove insuperable the Kirimenii waterfall will be purchased. Whitish-Green Cniffcn. A harming dress for a girl who is t- &- i -e tjve -vuh cne of next weeks v'ev'i an'es is o pale wh:tish-t?ren i-mtfot: its ptaiTed start trimmed at TT m w th two noops cf waved und kn ttt-ti gr-en ribbon Its bloused fcod! t- his a lace bertha and is dalnti .v ga-r.-htd with r.Lon &r.ot. lhere is u tin- cem.sett u: -Ltt nuipure. Qi mc Z-r J Ti! m Evc-y saucepan hat has been vised and .s nr.-sr.ed w;th should be tilled with cold water and put on the stove to boil out. Ebonize old or unpainted furniture. especially chairs or library tables, by rubbing in a mixture of lamp-black and turpentine. To clean nickel scour with pulver ized borax, use hot water and very little soap. Rinse in hot water and rub dry with clean cloth. To cut fresh bread easily and neat ly heat the blade of the breadknife by laying flrst one side and then the other across the hot range. Always buy an extra yard of stair carpeang. folding it under at each end so the carpet can be moved to equal ize the wear over the edze of the steps. - Buttermilk is excellent for cleaning sponges. Steep the sponge in milk for some hours, then squeeze it out and wash ft in cold water. Lemon juice is also good. Fancy SHrt Waist. Blouse of 'scht ieizht wool shirred a ong the shoulders ani made with i tox plaits, the lat- , -r trimmed with s :ache and mo- ! r :? of passemen- f The full sleeves have deep cuffs trimmed with the soutache and mo tor's and nnished with lace and wrist mines, af lace. The stand mg collar is For Travel cr Driv'ng. In describins coats the Seld is so wide that it is not possible to cover i the whole ground. One style seems to be almost indispensable, and that . is a lotg. fur-lined tweed or cloth t coat. selS a coat is a wrap par ex cellence for driving, motoring or rail- i way traveL The mode has no rival so far as comfortable knock-about and comprehensive wear is concerned. One ' example of a coat of this description is made of light gray tweed, and is tmed throughout with squirrel lock, oandsomely adorned exteriorly with a huge roll collar and revers of gray Persian Iamb. The Season's Furs. Numerous faddish furs have been in ixoduced this season, and are enjoying their meed of favor 'ihe skin cf the haby calf is one of these. It is in faxiabrv rigidly tailored into flat muffs nL small scarfs, to be worn with uie trim walking suits. Sometimes one j tees smart little "babbling coats of vetta. often trimmed with leather. And again one sees this reversed, and the coat of the leather with. trimmLzgs at the yetta. Pony skin, is also developed irti Umg aad loose auto coats, and for very coldest weather rather shapeless af- - lairs in bear are appearing. " Moleskin is- losing ground this win- tier. The furriers discourse its use of the Tery pcu aaouxt ox is its fMilflaj Ther 9 w ri? .TifM i!? t t." j' OS vj 31 'Sfe. . jf fefflON claim the prices they can obtain for I mole garments do not cover the great i labor of sewing these tiny skins. Then, j too, the mole, like cue broadtail, is a j very thin skin and easily torn, and i garments of it are far from service able. Dress Wrinkle. i The newest wrinkle in dress is the -j sleeveless jacket. It would be a bo- i lero if it were of a little different shape. It is made exactly like a little tight fitting coat, except that it has - no sleeves. Its material is something pretty, usually a brocaded silk, and it is abundantly trimmed, making a zar- . ment of a great deal of elegance From the bolero to the sleeveless jacket is. indeed, only a step. The bo- , lero in all its forms is well known. I And the sleeveless jacket will soon be. It opens up such a fine possibility for pretty- vogues that modistes are rushing into it headlong and are spending a great deal of money upon it. It has taken the fashionable world quite by storm. The skirt to wear with such a coat as this must match the waist and thus a very handsome costume is made, a dressy thing for any occasion. In Light Taffeta. Blouse of light gray-blue taffeta plaited at the rop, where it is trim med with embroid ered squares bor dered with bias bands of taffeta fastened with fan cy buttons. The -. .u - v: tyM'-Sey is trimmed in the yoke, or guimpe, is of guipure. The sleeves are plaited at the top and again below to form two puffs. and are finished with cuffs trimmed with embroidered squares, bands and buttons. The wrist mines are of lace or guipure. Furbelows Going Cut. According to the best modistes there is bound to be a speedy reaction against the superfluity of shirring, mains, piping and the like, against me yards or trimmings, the various materials introduced into one gown, the absurd amount of material re quired for any dress. The revival of the 1S60 modes has outrun its model and those much befurbelowed ladies would doubtless gasp with astonish ment at the exaggerated replicas of their much-adorned fashions. For short box coats as well as for th1 Ionser cloth models, the coat sleeve is constantly used, the method of cutting bemsr practically cniform m all instances. Etons differ some what in havmsr leg o" mutton sleeves with much fullness at the top which is supported further by pads inserted, a method which broadens the shoul ders considerably. Most of f'ne Eton coats are closed in front and slightly pointed. A new modI stole is shown in the form of a shoulder cape in the back, withont a point cr dip. but with a good straight acrcss line. It has the required, hizb. fiat, vertical line in front, is somewhat broader than last season, and is full length, with heavy tails lor trimming. Ribbcns in Millinery. Ribbons are conspicuous in the new winter millinery Some of the rib bons are shirred or plaited. Huge ro settes made from short bits of ribbon, with Van Dycked points in several harmonizing or contracting shades, are used in these rosettes. Double rosettes that is. two with a sort of sheaf effect between also appear in ribbons. A New Dessert. What a boon to the housekeeper a new dessert is! Here is one which I am sure you have not tried, end once tried you are sure to have it again. It is called chocolate pears and is made by paring four pears, cut in fours, and saute in butter until browned. Arrange in serving-dish. pour over the following sauce and chill thoroughly. Cook two ounces of V . Kl 43?H HANDSOME TOILETS IN BROWN. The first is of brown cloth trimmed with bands and motifs of brown crushed velvet or plush, and with braid. This trimming encircles the skirt and forms the yoke of the blouse, which fastens a little on cne side with geld buttons. The turnover collar is of the cloth embroidered in green and brown, and the standing collar is of white cloth or silk, also "zsbroidered in green and brown. Thi basque is attached under the veT vet girdle, the latter fastened in front with, a gold buckle. The leg-o;.matton sleeves are trimmed at the bottom to correspond with the rest cf the Sow- The other cm is of t-Q J sweet chocolate, one teaspoon sugar. .. . .., 4 miafto" nrrna n-f Tnillr" ?? I Uiltf ttiitA 4Afc. ..f i aaa f double boiler five minutes, then add a 1 teaspoon arrowroot, mixed with at quarter cup of cream and a pinch, of ' salt, cook ten minutes, Melt one aaui,. i a half tablespoonfuls of better, add t j four tablespoons powdered sugar and . j cook stirring constantly until well i caramelized. Add to first mixture. ; add half a teaspoon vanilla, and strain i over pears. Montreal Herald. Nothing brightens up a dark suit so elrgantly as a white hat and a little ermine cravat. CVl. flriniT' rr . !.. .... .1. ..n.3 i a. w ttt-. ca Lite icauercu ; ! stole has a dainty rose of a camellia I j fastened at the left side. ' I A trimming fancy much seen is the ( use of silver-edged straps and buttons of kid or leather. One of the new lace blouses has ' perfectly close plain sleeves after the fashion of ages azo. I There are hats so big that they sheer a texture as any to be had in are ridiculous and others so absurdly London, aye, or even Paris. Again. I Lttle as to be ludicrous". laughed as I looked abroad. For as Silk and fur are happily combined j far as eye could see from the emi in zowns of the new soft silk, made nence we were upon, I looked upon ornate with fur bands. , So light and pretty are the mara bout hats one wonders that any worn an should choose heaw fur creations Shct Silks Are Coming in. i Shot silks are coming in, and art ! Med just now on Louis XVI dinnei i frocss for the underskirt and cuffr ; and revers, the rest being brocade. Oi course all the hats are tricorne ir some form or another, and on th ' whole are pretty and generally be-t coming. One form of trimming is tc lay a feather across the crown, from brim to brim, and add one very Ions ' one. wmch trails down on the batk or the hair and in some cases sweeps ' half way around the neck. Continental Hats. The continental hat has mote vogue . than ever and appears wih various ' modincarions. Some of the smartesi models have the under side of the rn'.linz brim covered smoothly with black velvet. I The upper side of the brim and the crown are on beaver in white or some pastel shade, and clusters of velvet roses or th rather absurd gold oi silver srapes are tucked inro the , bnm's indentations. Pr-tty Theater Waist, Blouse of light ecru crepe de chine or peau de cysne, forming a sort o! boleroi gathered at the bottom to form a little mQe. which is headed by a puffed band of the material, through which golden brown vel vet ribbon is run the latter knotted in front. The bolero Is also i gathered at the top ! where it is trim- I med with puffed bands of the j material and bands of lace insertion, ihe pu'ed bands orcer the fronts formins scrolls over the blouse, which is of ecru lace, as "s also the yoke. The sleeves are mace and trimmed to I correspond. j i Paprika Snitzel. Cut two pounds cf thick veal steak into small pieces, roll in seasoned I Sour, fry brown in salt pork fat. Re move the meat from the pan. add two tablespoonfuls of flour to the remain- j ing fat. brown lightly, and pour in gradually the strained liquor from a pint can of tomatoes. Add a slice ' of onion and carrot, three bay leaves and a bit of mace, then return the meat to the sauce, cover closely and simmer three-quarters of an hour. Whea done, remove the meat, add a little more salt if necessary to the i sauce, a large pinch of paprika and i strain on the platter. (The pork fa: helps to season itj panne. ThesMrt is shirred at the top. , except in front, where it forms two box plaits. It is finished at the bot- torn with two flounces, set oneon the , other, and headed by little frills of brown taffeta or satin. The draped fronts of the bodice cross and are bor dered with bias bands of the panne ornamented with embroidered buttons. The yoke is of cream lace and the shoulder collar is of cream lace and brown silk lace. The puffed sleeves are shirred along the outside and or namented at the top with little frills of silk or satin. They are finished at the elbows with frills of chis and lcc The folded girdle Is of the psaae. r&E Mistress Rosemary Allyn By MILLICENT E. MASS Copjriit, 1804. by CHAPTER II. Continued. I walked down the path. I had bat gone a short distance when I heard 5. shrill voice call: "Wait a little, the lady bids you wait." It was the old dame. I waited un- . i tit sne hobbled near, thinking tne . v.i r t uauijci ii4u aeui. a. iut3dt:. i a . mistaken. It was more jollity the lady wished. "Take your fish, my Lord of the World," the nurse mumbled from be tween loose teeth, as she held out the basket of trout I had left on the grass. "Ill answer for it that yell , get ne'er bite nor sup to-day but these , same, my Lord my Lord Fishmong- j i Then she cacchinated, echoed in the woods by a fresh young voice. Milady was enjoying herself immensely. Such had been my meeting with Mistress Rosemary Allyn. I lauzhed now as I recalled it. Mis- . ....... T! ....,... U .1. .. 1.. irtss n.ueiuiii .-uijii muusai. liie a boor, and because I dressed as the villagers, that I needs must be one of them. 'Sdeath! she might have ccn mfh faalf ! ara Vo cVi nf "'-" " ' " --'-' "" "-" ""u I been so engrossed in her own little ' tempest, that my kerseymere was of the finest, and my linen being from ' tne nanc 100m to .Nance was or as my own land. CHAPTER III. A Pair of Blue Eyes. We reached a point where two roads met. I took the lower one, tell ing Gil that I should be home anon. Inclination and desire to again see Mistress Rosemary Allyn pulled my horse's bridle reins in the direction of Castle DrouL Castle Drout wa the only dwelling ceived a thrust near Long Kaur. It was much nearer than our huts (these lav at the sal vage of vast woods if one could have bridged the steep and ragged ravine which separated tne two cas tles. As it was, the road led one some miles in and out of tortuous lands. I rarne near the castle. It loomed cjjti an(i quaint as a deserted house. j zot 0 my horse and Iert him to 2raze. I sat down on a bowlder not ianv yards from its postern gate. I supposed I was hidden from the eyes 0f us inhabitants, yet from my place .,...o,m .ifiiH ua if nprrhanpe anv ul iAL4At .iAAv. -iv- - - one either emerged or went m through the narrow portals of the gate. I had not been there many minutes siting with my chin resting upon my hands, when a voice said: "What need to watch the cage when the bird has flown away?" It was the wierdest place; people came upon one without a sound. I started and my race flushed. Quickly I assumed an indifferent air. for one does not care to wear one's heart upon one"s sleeve for daws to ' peck at. and certainly this was a daw a most pert one that stood beside me. It was a red-haired maid with bold black eyes, which peered saucily I into mine who had spoken. She was ! capped, aproned, and had all the other accessories that go to ma.-ce up the ro" Ji " ST-- U::, it ::::.- 1- :,... l,ln 1-- mntr) mill. ii.li- uaac. ii- t'tii; I maidt" I asked. "As if the gentleman did not know?" i she said. I "I know that you're a ceucedly 1 pretty one," I afirmed, and I kissed her cheek. "Oh, lud!" she cried, with a mock , show of indignation. "What would Mistress Rosemary say?" 1 To that terse question I had no an- swer. "I levy where I may," I said instead. , Then. "My good maid, tell me where I Mistress Rosemary Allyn has gone ' if gone she has?" "Where would a fine lady go?" she said. "You have a glib tongue, my girl," I put in sharply. "I serve a glib mistress," she re torted as sharply with a courtesy. "I have a message for her. I sus-J gested. "Let me be the messenger, glie said, "since I follow her tomorrow." j "No," I returned. "I prefer to give ' it into her own hands." "Well. London," at last she admit- ted. with a shrug of her pretty shoal-. ders. At which a lace scarf knotted j about them became unloosed. "London of course London the home of hand- some women and zallant men. Lon don should suit you. sir, and you suit ' London down to the ground." she added with a toss of her head, and I ' quick change of expression as though f J to apply a compliment. j "Whereabouts in London?" I per-1 sistently asked- .5ek shan fiad, she brlef. lv answer(i. - ..K r snould wi3Q to see ma, j T her a gIance m&mt to be most taking, "where shall I find her?" "Seek her, too, and ye shall find." she said smiling audaciously. "But would yoa not like to see the bird's cage I mean the Castle" I acquiesced and followed her for very idleness I think, throngk-the por tals into the boose. We passed auny rooms of old and quaint furnishings. We came to the end .of a long hall in a wing separated fross the rest. She threw" opea a'deor in a stys 'eriooa. sly naaastYtsasVsafd is I rs LCCAS - LIXCOLX CO. raised voice while her eyes were de- murely dropped: "The mistress's." The room was daintiness itself in its extreme femininity, albeit the bed was disarranged as if milady had but just arisen. Lace fine as cobwebs was valanced about bed and dressing tahle- The table was bare of any toilet articles, save a box or two, but many silken bows stuck here and there filled up the barreness, and gave a touch of beauty to the whole. A large roomy chair of blue and white damask, an immense divan uphol stered in the same material, with a few spindle legged chairs was about ! all the room contained. ; Such daintiness, such femininity I moved me like new made wine. 1 grew hot for shamefacedness at my self an intruder going there. I I turned away, but not before I had ' caught sight of a pale blue satin slip I per hiding under a frail chair. To --- was to desire to desire was to obtain. But bow? All sorts of ludi- crous ideas flashed upon me as a means of becoming the cwner of that 1 crumpled slipper. The maid most acute observer divined my thoughts ere I had time to say a word. "Pretty, is it not?" she laughed. "Pretty, indeed." I admitted, ad miring her cunning. "What will ye pay for it?" she asked. "What you will." I replied, delight ed at being able to gain possession so easily. "A sovereign, please, sir." she said. I put my hand into my pocket and drew out the gold piece. I passed it into her greedy palms fat pink palms. Evidently Mistress Rosemary Allyn did not work her maid to the spoiling of her hands. I picked up the slipper, and before put it away balanced r lightly upon the tips of my fingers, while I yet stayed to banter the pretty maid, even tn pinch her saucy cheeks. in the shculder. I had my back to the door. The woman faced it. I read :n the steady ing of her too heavily towed cupid's 'ips that some one stood in its en trance. I turned, and saw a youth beside whose beauty the bold dash of the maid s faded as the lesser beauty must always before the greater when brought together. He looked not more than sixteen. He was blue-eyed, raven vigged, and as exquisitely appointed as a court beauty. Venetian lace fell over his jeweled fingers ribbons knotted his low shoes. From his wrist a pouncet ball dangled and wafted all the odors of Arabia. He was a dazzling sight to behold. "Mistress Rosemary's brother I" gasped the maid, and then she flopped into the easy chair. "To what. sir. am I indebted for the j honor of seeing you in this poor room?" "The honor, sir. is mine," I replied, striving to make time in which some reasonable excuse should come to me for my presence in his sister's room. "But why, sir, why"" he asked again. No why," I answered bluntly. "Idle curiosity, as yos. will. "Curiosity:"' he echoed. "A wom an's excuse. And what pray is that doi: in your pocket? He touched with his sword, which he had been playing with since his advent o ". the heel of the supper sticking rrom drepped it. "My property, bought I answered jealously. where I had and paid for," "Bought from a thieving maid." he said, while he glanced scornfully at her, who with her handkerchief to her face seemed doubled up with fears and tears. "Since you value it so highly, perhaps you'll not mind fight ing for it?" "You see that I am unarmed," I re plied with a shrug. "That can be soon remedied," he said. He stepped to the wall and took a rapier from the rack, hanging there. He held it out hilt to hilt with the one that he had. measuring them. "Ycu see they are alike." he said. I bowed and accepted the sword I could do no less. "Surely not here?" I made one more protest. "On. lud." the maid cried. "Silence, you have brought it upon yourself," he said to her. To me with a bow, "Tis as good a place as an other." I intended to lesson him quickly and have done with the business. which conferred no honor upon me Bacic and forth we sweDt. I would not forget he was her brother! I soon found that his slender wrists were like steel, and that he was as agile as a cat- I was warm parrying his dexterous thrusts and scuzht an opportunity to end the affair with as little harm as I could: but fighting gets into the blood when you have a bright point before you. and we both fought as though we loved it. I had him against the wall he was almost tired cut his hreath came in gasps. I looked into his face with a half langh before giving him the pink which should stop proceedings. God! be had eyes like his sister's, and the same daintily curved lips. It put me off my guard for the briefest second, bat it was enough. Being a youth of great quickness, he took ad vantage -of my momentary aberration. I received a thrsst in the shoulder. He lowered his sword. "First blood!" cried the staid aa- 'ritative.T. "It is enough."! Honor was satisfied. The yornjs spark was smiling slightly, but his face was as white as the lace hand kerchief he drew back and forth over the gleaming length, of his rapier, red dening it. "As the gentleman has paid twice for the shoe in both blood and money, I think, sir, it belongs to him," said the maid persuasively. The youth shrugged his shoulders while he muttered something about its being an old thing, and conse quently of no account a brother's view. "I am afraid, sir, that you are ore seriously wounded than ycu think." he said, as he pointed to the dark spot gradually enlarging on my shirt. "A scratch: no more," I hastily said. "Let me bind it up," begged the maid. "I pray you accept of the maid's services," said the youth; "you will find her an adept at all such tasks." He gave out a soft laugh. "Castle Drout will yet be your un doing, sir, I'm afraid, he then ob served. Evidently the youth Lad heard of the other scratch I had received from the falcon. I replied rather roughly as I reached for my coat and put It on: "It is nothing. I assure you. sir. I bow before your superior handling of the rapier and a pair or blue eyes eyes wonderfully like " "Like what, sir"" he snapped. "Like like nothing in the world but another pair of blue eyes." I re plied. "I bid you gooa day. In Lon don I may again be so fortunate as to meet you." (To be continued.) MUSIC AS A THERAPEUTIC. Mental and Physical Ills May Be Re lieved by Its Aid. F. S. Kennedy says that much as sistance is m many instances tc be derived from the intelligent use of music either vocal or instrumental, as a therapeutic adjunct. Melancholia, insomnia, hysreria. family affliction, business reverses, delirium, pain, fa tigue, mental or physical, will all be helped by the beneficial influence ol music, rightly used. As a post-opera tive measure it would have an un doubted influence for good in taking the patient's mind from his bodily dis tress. So. aI?o. could "painless" dentistry be relieved of some of its pain and distress bv the quieting influence of music, which would, as has been am ply demonstrated, produce a pleas snfr mental influence' during the ad ministration cf nitrcus oxide or ether anaesthetic. A German writer recent ly stated (February. 1904 that in 3 number of test cases in which music was provided durinr the administra tion of the anaesthetic there was an absence of distress and resistance on the part of the patient; also an absence or reduction of the post-operative nausea under the same circum stances. Tc be advantageous the nature of the composition must be carefully se lected with a view to the needs of the individual case, and the execution must he as nearly faultless as possi ble. SHOWING HIM THE CITY. Bostcn Ycung Man Proved Poor Guide for Friend. Edward Farmer of Boston sat in an electric car the other day behind two young men. One of the young men was a Bostoman. and the other was a visitor from the West. The former was showing the city to the latter. As the car glided past Copley square, the Bostonian pointed out the plain and massive building of the pub lic library to his friend. As most or the . world knows, the people of Boston, when they built this library out of the municipal funds, re solved to make it the show plact- of New England. They carried out thei: resolution well, and the beautiful costly building, with its excellent ar chitecture and its decorations by Sar gent. Puvis de Chavannes and Abbey is studied and admired by visitors from all parts of the globe. ; "There." said the young Bostonian "is the public library. I guess you've often heard of that." The other looked at the library and nodded his head In approbation. - i "Fine. " he said. "Did Carnegie give it?" : The Bostonian hesitated. "I don't know." he said. "I'm not quite sure whether Carnegie gave ii or not. Come to think of it. though I believe he did. Yes, he did. Car nesie gave it." Mr. Farmer smiled, but said nothing SOPHS MADE A MISTAKE. Interruption That Put Stop to Fun cf Hazing Party. J-sse Lynch Williams, who has writ ten some delightful stones cf student life at Frinceton and who has lived there since his graduation from the university, is a very youthful looking man. with a frank, boyish face and slender flgur3 that do not betray the dignified paternity of thre fine boys. Earlv in the autumn, just after college had opened, he was crossing the cam pus one morning when a party of j sophomores suddenly surrounded him. j ''Stop' " commanded one. Mr. Williams stopped. "Take off that hat! " said another. The hat came off. "What do you mean by wearing a stiff hat here?" demanded another. "Put it down." The hat was laid aside. "Now walk over to that tree and stand there tin we tell you to " But the hazing got no further, for an older student came along just then and recognized Mr. Williams. "What the deuce do you fellows mean?" he asked. "Don't you know an old grad when you see one?" and the wise sophs melted among the trees in the heat of their woeful apologies. New York Times. Wanted Information. The Rev. Dr. W. S. Rainsford told the other day cf an opponent of ritual Ism in the Episcopal cherch who tock his little daughter to a "high" church for the first time. The little girl had been attending a very "low" church. where a vested choir was a thing un known, and when the troop of little boys in Ionz white robes appeared at the processional, the child could not contain herselL "Oh. papa." she shrieked. "look at all these boys in nightgowns' Do they sleep here all the time, and where is the bath they are going, to?" New York Times. Ar Oriental Answer. It wa3 In a Maine Sunday schooL says Lippincott's Magazine, that a teacher recently asked a Chinese pu pil if he understood the meaning -cf the words "an old cow." "Been cow a loaf time," was the ommot answer. BALLAD OF BVBBLY CREEK On the Old Chicago Rivr-A Memory of Boyhood, in Halsted Street's Historic Ground "' On the old Chicago river in those strenu ous days of yore. Sweeping like a tawcy tier past tit gren and pbfcly shore. And the jellow current fcasiins as is erashtrd against tee pier And tne tells of huge Chicago pealing richly on the earl Oh. those chfcsteg bt-lls that brought you tender dreama of long ago A3 you drifted with the current, soothec- by soft rippling flow. And a dreamy Ung-jor creeping nestled In your throtbir.K brain. Vnd the cold, delicious water lulled youi heartache and your pain. There we'd swim far up the river, buffet ing the roaring tide. As the current swept us down stream chuckling as in haughty p-Je. And th old stern wheeler "Natchez" poked her nose around the tend. Bis "Jim" Bludsoe aas her pilot, and a staunch and stalwart friend. Swimming up behlrd the tug boats, just to catch the foaming spray. Rising, tailing on the billows, and up and down as porpoise play. Tossed upon the crouching white caps. tumblins on th white caps" crest Floating with the rippling current, div ing with keen savage zest. And the raft of Buffalo barges drifted down before our sight. And the shrill steam whistle- blowing. vexed the drowsy ear of night. And the fc shorn, hrarsely growling. seemed to split the brooding air And black smoke stacks of the freighter loomed as ghastly as despair. Then we heard the measured rolling of the war-presaging dram. Growling like a te-ty tyrant and throb bing with a martial hum. Found Where K. V. Millard, who now resides in Indianapolis, has been for several years studying the archaeology of Egypt. For the last year, until his recent return to this country, he was engaged In making excavations at various places on the Nile, especially at Gizeh. in the neighborhood of the great Pyramid of Cheops. "I have discovered during the last three years," said Mr. Millard, "just here Noah lived, where the ark was built, and that Noah built the great Pyramid of Khufu, known as the Pyr amid of Gizeh. "Noah was the greatest king this world has ever seen. He was the greatest of the Egyptian Pharaohs, not excepting Rameses the Great. "Noah was a millionaire. The Bi blical account of the flood gives no clew as to where he lived or where his ship carpenters were at work fcr Crow Lived George McCarren, a farmer living near this city, has just received a much prized little aluminum plate marked as follows: "Return to George McCarren. Orrville. Ohio." with which an interesting story is con nected. George McCarran. Sr.. father of the man who received the little billet of aluminum, was an eccentric natural ist, and spent much time in the study of birds and insects. During McCnr ren's youth, about twenty years ago, he says he remembers being told by his father, the elder McCarren, cf a dispute the latter had had with a fel low naturalist cf Akron. Ohio, as to the age to be attained by a common crow, and Anally to settle the matter McCarren attached an aluminum tag to a crow captured in the fields and sent the bird forth with the plate se curely fastened to its neck by wires. The legend on the plate requested the Power of "It's only lately that I've had any faith, in dreams." says the young wife of a middle aged newspaper man. "I used to scoff at them, but now well. I had a warning in a dream, a genuine warning, and it did me good. My hus band doesn't believe in women racing and chasing over the country alone, and when he went out to St. Louis on a business trip last month he made me promise by the ashes of my ances tors that I wouldn't stir out of Wash ington till he came back. He hadn't been gone a week before my next door neighbor began to coax me to go to Atlantic City with her. She said I needed a change, and that for my hus band's sake I ought to take it. She said we'd have a splendid time and That we'd get home before George :ane back, so that he need never know a thing about it. One way and She Cooed On Thanksgiving morning a pretty vounz woman in a squirrel coat and a big veil sat in an electric runabout that was standing in front of a house on West Fortieth street, opposite Bryant park. On the seat beside her was a little white iroodle. Down the street came two young chaps who were celebrating the day by strolling around town in the time-honored at tire of ragamurfins. One was dressed to represent a fat negress, and his make-up and dialect were good enough for the vaudeville stage. The other wore a Happy Hocligan costume that was irresistibly funny. Just as they came up to the girl in the automobile she ccoed to the poodle and asked: "Are you cold, sweetheart?" The sidewalk comedians stopped, smiled at the girl with the most lan guishing air they could assume, and then bowed to her, crying: Too Much A young teacher of physical culture in a fashionable Connecticut boarding school has introduced the wearing of light, easy clothing among the ycung ladies under her charge, even discard ing the wearing of hats in midwinter, persisting m the theory that the fair sex would live longer by having their bodies unhampered by heavy clothing. As a result, the young ladies who follow her instruction have cast aside their millinery and wear a loose sweat er and a walking skirt. They accept her belief that "bundling up" is re sponsible for more colds than any thing, else. Hence the town of Green wich. Conn., where this fashionable school of Rosemary hall is situated, presents a sort of fairyland. The young women go about ths streets without hats and with light garments. No Such Luck. Jones Do you think they ever dope the horses to win? Hardnp Doa't know. They dom't seem to dose th oaes I bet oa. And we saw gaunt cannon frowning, la the tarracks on rfc shore.. -. ".Vnd the sunset gun, would thunder that "the summer day was o'er. . And we saw bright sabres glisten 'neatJ.. tig mellow harvest -mooo. As we- heard the stalwart soldiers piping up a. reusing tune. And the haughty horses hpofbatar clat tering upon the ay. And th neighing tad the prancing of "the chestnut and the bay. And big raw Vecralties" drilling with -an awkward, ctimsy grace. And the spruce and brisk young captain with the bronzed, poetic fac. And the Jingling of the harness as the cavalry swept by. . - "Sammy Starsacstripes." the soldier. n, the apple of our eye. On the old Chicago river, tossing on. its barren bed. Flowing with a grisly shiver with io cargo of the drad. Twisting like a hungry scorpion as It rip- . pies through the town Choked with drowntl men and suicides . plunging in oblivion's frown. What's the use of always roaming like aa eagle o'ic the sea. - Questing like a swarthy gypsy o'er th. green swaru trans an, tree. Take me back to old Chicago. mr heart is sick for home. I can't stand dark alien face- scowling 'cross the sundering foam. Take me back to old Chicago, far across the sundering sea. Let me get in touch with Halsted Bubbly Creek's the place for me. Every man brags of his birthplace Chi cago is the town for me. Oh', you big. old clumsy city, sprawling round the inland sea! J.VMES EL KIXSELLA. Registry Division Chicago Postotncs. Noah Lived 120 years constructing the ark. "Noah was six hundred years oW when the flood came. It is evident that he must have been a millionaire? and a man of great authority. He built the ark at his cwn expense. Such a boat in those times would cost more than half a million dollars. He must have been irl a position to fore vast multitudes to work for him, re gardless of their interest in him or ia his work, or of their own personal in clinations. "Noah built the great pyramid dur ing the earlier part of the fourth Egyptian dynasty, and not more thaa twelve hundred years after God had expelled Adam and Eve from the Gar den of Eden. If Noah's size and in i tellectnal powers were proportioned at his age to curs, then in brain and ! brawn and stature he. too. must have 1 been a siant." Washington Star. Many Years finder to return it to McCarren in case anything should happen to the bird. As McCarren. Jr . remembers, it, the two men made a bet as to whether the plate would be returned within twenty years. If the crow were killed or died they counted on the little bir Iet being found and returned to the ad dress on the plate. If tnis were not returned they believed it would be sufficient evidence that the bird would be still alive. McCarren bet that the plate would not be returned within that time; hence he won the bet. The cow was shot by a farmer boy named Angers in Holmes county last week, and the billet returned to the son of the bettor, the elder McCarren having died before he cculd realize the pro ceeds and the satisfaction of winnintr his wager. The little billet is highly prized by the McCarrens as a memen to of the father's eccentricity. Orr ville Correspondence Toronto Globe. the Camera another she worked on my feelings so that I consented to go. We were to start Thursday morning. Wednesday night I had my dream. I dreamed that we went to Atlantic City and that when George came home I didn't say a word about it. It was a Sunday mcraing when he came home, in my dream, and I thought he went out and bought a copy of a New York paper. It had a half page picture of the Atlan tic City boardwalk in iz. a reproduc tion of a photograph, and there, in the foreground. I was. wearinz a hat and dress that Georze couldn't help recog nizing. In my dream it quite broke up my happy home, and when I awoke I had lost all desire to zo to Atlantic City. Not me. It isn't safe to try to keep your comings and soinzs a secret from anybody, with camera fiends run ning around loose. ' Washington Post. to Poodle "Not at ail. dearest ' Then suddenly they turned and glared at each other. "She done saaid dat ter me." cried the negress. with a fine simulation of raze. "I beg your pardon. I really beg your pardon. b-" the lady addressed herself to me." cried the Happy Hooligan with exag gerated politeness. The zirl sat in a state of abject con sternation at the scene her words to the poodle had evoked. "Go 'way, man' Go "way'" broke ia the imitation negress. with a sweep of her hand. "Disher lady ' Eut the girl heard no more. She pushed the lever and the runabout rolled swiftly away from the ragamuf fins. Then the sidewalk comedians fell in each other'3 arms in a parox ysm cf laughter at the evident discom fiture of the poodle worshiper. New York Presa. Wrapping Up in the sure conviction that they are on j the right road to health. Their sys ( rem is known as the "no-hat-Iight- clcthes-plan." The air is so full of theories of nealth that one hesitates to pass judg ment on such a system. It has as yet been tried only upon the hardier maidens of the schcol. but they went through the recent cold snap without injury and with apparent beneSt. But on zeneral principles it may be s-itelv said that the habit of bundlinz J up in tizht. heavy clothing in winter is carried too far by mest people, and it is doubtless rme that numy are con stantly pestered with colds from this very cause. Bundling up when it re stricts the circulation is pernicious. A part of the heat of the body in cold weather should be supplied by bri3Sc exercise and come from within. WWWVWMMAAMAMMAMA So He Cant Keep Foat, "Does your husband take much la tere in sports?"' "No; he shaves hisuelf." Basel State Journai- . . - ihf, - .